/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Manasell Dolphin Edition

>Countdown to Bahrain GP:
whenisf1on.com/
(click menu on left for session times)

>/f1/-approved series calendar
mega.nz/#!5K4GkaoZ!FlaMtB06TOGRIIh_Ny5dp2xvOP_smOpyJcHdTr2nBhk

>Other racing on each week, choose your poison
docs.google.com/document/d/1U8BwHS5tG1d_P4Q_jFRz8VfuygGjCd0D8NWnzdqM6lc/edit

>Streams:
mygoodstream.pw/

>Previous Thread:
>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
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>Fantasy.formula1.com: Formula Autism Official
Passcode: b3dccf1429

>WDC Standings
V. Bottas 26
L. Hamilton 18
M. Verstappen 15
S. Vettel 12
C. Leclerc 10

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 44
Ferrari 22
Red Bull 15
Haas 8
Renault 6

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
157 (159 entries)

>News:
Formula mEme is happening
Carrie time is approaching
Flörsch looking a sugar daddy

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Other urls found in this thread:

gpmotogpmoto.blogspot.com
ustream.tv/embed/23643902
markplourderacing.com/
twitch.tv/fiaformulae
f1technical.net/features/10862
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Formula_One_tyres
classic.autosport.com/news/atlasf1-report.php/id/11568
strawpoll.me/17662116
youtube.com/watch?v=kYwW41-IoEE
youtube.com/watch?v=oL_yr06C5JQ
youtube.com/watch?v=57F38Ki6esE
twitch.tv/rfactorlive
youtube.com/watch?v=srs5oj9rDH0
youtube.com/watch?v=YbKgW-gX7SI
livetiming.azurewebsites.net/event=20?config=w5
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Formula mEme qualy in 10 minutes
>TV coverage has started

Stream:
gpmotogpmoto.blogspot.com

WATCH THE TOP STREAM, it's almost 2 minutes ahead of the bottom one
WATCH THE TOP STREAM, it's almost 2 minutes ahead of the bottom one


>For high IQ people using streamlink to watch with VLC instead of a shitty embedded website:
> streamlink ustream.tv/embed/23643902 best

Is this real?

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you just know he fucked one

Prediction:
>Bottas stays the horse all season
>Claire gone from Williams by summer break
>Claire's replacement's first move is to sign Ocon

Ocon for the plumber surely?

Why do Asian nations not use proper brooms?

What do you mean?

beep beep

Da Costa BTFO of everyone

why are formula meme tracks so narrow?

Lel more plastic

>OOOO
>oof
>wow
>wooo
excelent commentary work

AWOOGA

>this audio desync

Expecting Bird to shout "ROOOONEY" every time I see him on screen tbqh

>inb4 BMW hit each other again

>thought Yea Forums was fucked for a week
>go about my business
>find out ISP’s blocked the cunt

Why are we such a cucked nation. This is what being a Bottas is like.

Time for Shane Vandoorne Gisbergen.

Why were you using your ISP's DNS to begin with?

Thought I was since I changed it to access pirating sites and can access them but evidently not.

>Paffett

>HWA
Why are they so >JUST ?

>Paffett
How can you be so slow around this go-kart track?

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More like Gary Faff it, amirite?

I reckon /f1/ could run a better F mEme team than HWA

>PIQUET

>pee gay

Lulling you into a false sense of security before it becomes MWL

>Massa 15th
Has his reputation as a good enough driver, been dare I say, exposed?

>Sims
Why the fuck are they letting one of the engineers drive the car?

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wtf this is what Sims looks like? he looks like that autist who made the fake champcar website pretending he and his sister were racing drivers

i think his name was mark ploud or something

How the fuck did he became that from this?

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>mark plourde
holy shit his website is still going
markplourderacing.com/

Something went very wrong

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>tuned in for the Jaguar race
>formula e still in superpole Q

is this shit live?

Yes

>the """Nissan""" team
Yep, just like how Aston Martin is in F1...

>Sims doesn't make it out for superqualypole
Brings a whole new meaning to Simcuck :^)

Sims has a Senna-inspired helmet as well lmao

>If you no longer go out for a qualy session, you are no longer a polesitter
>t. Aryton Sims

POOEMI

>BOOOOOOOOOOOemi

HAHAHHAHAHA BOOemi

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Anybody got any pics of Carries titties? TIA

Jaguar I-Pace race in 40 mins


>Streams:

twitch.tv/fiaformulae

gpmotogpmoto.blogspot.com
>WATCH THE TOP STREAM, it's almost 2 minutes ahead of the bottom one

How many point do you all think my boy Lance Stroll will get this season?

>
this is /o/ discussing f1 vs indycar. i usually say racing generals should be over there but holy shit

Thanks Jolyon, very interesting!

shit

might wanna fix your cross board link lol

/o/ is a shithole
So called "car enthusiasts" who know more about anime than motorsport.

wow. that place and thread fucking suck. Maybe we can get along after all my kiwi friend.

How is an undercut real?
Just drive faster.

it really hasnt been the same over there since the great corvette vs ford gt shitpost war. but there are many that know a lot about cars. they know more about cars mechanically than most here. theres retards and namefags too, but i think /o/ and the racing generals are two halves to a whole. if we were both together, we would be a complete autistic automotive hivemind. maybe we could winnow the bad shit out together

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Perhaps. I'm just projecting my theory that without a solid base from an interest in motorsport, car enthusiasts tend to be kanker.


Guy with a tastfully modded Miata?
He probably watched racing when he was a kid.

Guy with a stanced POS running 30 degrees of camber and is proud of the fact his car can't make it over a crosswalk because the 0.001mm of paint is to high.
He never watched a race in his life.

Twitch still not live if you're waiting on that.
Other stream is on the pre-race now

Or is it geoblocked for AU now?
It's actually live on Fox506 today

I'm not getting it either. Oh well.

Fascinating how the "Indycar has a higher top speed" meme sticks in the minds of people who don't know what they're talking about.

F1 cars today are the fastest they've ever been despite being so hamstrung by regulations.
I would hazard a bet though that F1 cars from 00-04 would be faster than today's cars if they were equipped with ultra-wide Pirelli slicks.

Jaguar I-Pace race starting now

>Stream:
gpmotogpmoto.blogspot.com

WATCH THE TOP STREAM, it's almost 2 minutes ahead of the bottom one
WATCH THE TOP STREAM, it's almost 2 minutes ahead of the bottom one

Arguing "superior because higher top speed" is the most normie know nothing about motorsport/cars opinion there is.

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Business idea: Find whatever landfill they dump their plastic wall wrap in after the race, take a pic making sure you can see all the logos, and shame them on social media in to not using it any more.

>towel wang

Just L2piss properly 2bqh

bottas

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>Towel Wang
>Caca Bueno

If I hadn't already watched 3 races this season I would assume I was sleep dreaming these names.

Will mission winnow and a better tomorrow be in the F1 2019 game?

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FUCKING LEL

>Live car rolling freely into the metal barrier

>abandoned car rolls in to the wall
top keke

Interesting point actually.

I imagine they'd have to have the same issue in the same countries who have REEEE'd about it already.
Add to that the normie "only children play video games" belief, and the hysterical "cigarette advertising aimed at child" stories in the normal media that will follow, and I doubt they'll include it in the game.

>ultra-wide Pirelli slicks
weren't the 2000-04 tires wider?

and brazil wins again

no

Nope, also grooved so the actually contact surface area was ridiculously small.
I bet the new tires are easily worth several seconds on an F2004.

no

This is an interesting observation

The fronts were actually wider.

>grooved slicks: 355mm/380mm
>current Pirelli: 305mm/405mm

But like said, the grooves reduced the contract area a lot.

Also protip:
The grooves were not intended to reduce contact area.
They were to make the rubber squirm around, reducing potential grip and producing more heat.

AM doesn't contribute to F1 nor does it even do anything relevant on it's own road cars.
Literally all RBR/AMG-Mercedes work.

HONK

Jaguar I-Pace E-Trophy T-Series Letter-Word

That's the point, ya dingus.
Nissan is just a sponsor for DAMS in F mEme, but they call it a Nissan.

Hence my comparison to Aston's involvement in F1.

Boring race, but I guess Poo Good winning is meme enough in itself


Formula mEme race is up next in 1 and a half hours

2k19

formula mEme qualy in 10 bings

I knew that was the point, I just wanted to extend it.

Ah.. no sweetie, Formula mEme qualy was 2 hours ago.

not a sport

true. but the only time you see stance faggery on /o/ is when some fag is trying to trigger autists by being a comtrarian and spouting retardation like stance. otherwise its mostly just boomers

reeeeee got bamboozled by the local tv

HAHAHAHAHAHA the winner of pro-am doesn't even change the setup of the car for the track.

>implying rick from /o/ isn't based

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>boomer memes are the best thing /o/ has to offer

m8, you're telling this to a general that blurred a house, and memed a death.

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I can't even listen to audiobooks with my attention span and you expect me to real all that shit full of pepjack trash?

There is more value in r/cars and the PistonHeads forum than /o/.

Formula mEme race starts in 1 hour
>TV coverage is now GO!

Stream:
gpmotogpmoto.blogspot.com

WATCH THE BOTTOM STREAM, it's almost 2 minutes ahead of the top one
WATCH THE BOTTOM STREAM, it's almost 2 minutes ahead of the top one

NOTE: THEY SWAPPED THE TOP AND BOTTOM FROM BEFORE

lmao

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Pistonheads is based for sure.

>grooved slicks: 355mm/380mm

This is false, you're thinking of wheel width, which not the same as tread width. The fronts were 270mm wide and the rears were 325mm

>f1technical.net/features/10862

2bh I just pasta'd the first info I could find which was from en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Formula_One_tyres

But yeah, it was defiantly 270mm for the front
classic.autosport.com/news/atlasf1-report.php/id/11568

>Nicki not crashing that mememobile to put it out of it's misery

Disapoint

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the h*ck is that shit and where do I watch it?

>we should make it open cockpit
>no, we should make it closed cockpit

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It was only a slow demonstration lap

>Next to the bait shop

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vandoorne looks JUSTed

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it just looks stupid lel

what a mememobile. does it have dual controls so you can sit in the cabin and drive it on a rainy day too?

I hate this faggot

I think someone made this just to trigger people with OCD.

I found it
>DS X E-TENSE Concept

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>race done on electric SUVs
>F1 related

Actually it looks like a car from old carmageddon, not even 2, but addon to 1st part or something like that, don't remember its name really.

How the fuck did I not notice/know that Nicki is preggo?
Why wasn't WAGlad memeing this more?

Ok, now my autism is in complete denial of reality, nobody in their right mind could desing this thing.

That says 270mm contact patch, but the tires are grooved, is that perhaps where the discrepancy is? That article could easily be talking about the tires expanding somehow to narrow their grooves, rather than inflating to be wider than the maximum overall width.

Formula mEme race starting NOW!

Stream:
gpmotogpmoto.blogspot.com

WATCH THE BOTTOM STREAM, it's almost 2 minutes ahead of the top one
WATCH THE BOTTOM STREAM, it's almost 2 minutes ahead of the top one

>NOTE: THEY SWAPPED THE TOP AND BOTTOM FROM BEFORE

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Note sure if the article mentions it, because I only skimmed it before posting it, but the one where Michelin got in trouble was using the sidewall as contact patch.

perfection

live timing is still stuck on jaguar series?

>professional series

Can’t get lights to work

What the FUCK was that hype music?

One of the greats haha

ARE YOU NOT HYPED?!?!?!

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their exciting and intense start sequence music is wasted on the slow getaway and hoover whine

Just dug up the 2005 regs and they say this:
>Complete wheel width must lie between 305 and 355mm when fitted to the front of the car and between 365 and 380mm when fitted to the rear.
On the 1999 regulation it says the following:
>The tyre mounting widths are 12” (304.8mm +/-0.5mm) front; 13.7” (348.0mm+/-0.5mm) rear.
Still haven't found anything about grooves.

>Bird out
top keke

pathetic

why would you make greenscreen gifs of drivers doing acted emotions

waffle F

oi do you have the /f1/ dabbing on Yea Forums one?

>Vandoorne

Waffle is a joke

*HWA is a joke

any replay of what happened to bird and waffle? no? thx, mister tv director

So why Vandoorne is last? What's his excuse?

basically the factory benz team innit

There were also several ovetakes, but I'm yet to see one

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he's out of the race, we don't know why because there are no replays whatsoever

Imagine sleeping so you can go to a Shrimps match later today, instead of staying up all night to watch Formula mEme

Sad.
What a normie.

based. kiitos

Question: why did they make the cars look like aeromonsters when in reality they almost no downforce to speak of?

Gotta try to look cool to attract people

To make them appeal to zoomers who know more about video games than aerodynamics.

CAM ON BMWi SCORE SOME FAKIN PASSES

They should have brought an E30 with a few simple mods instead.

Funny you should say that

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Come to think of it...

>no rod bearings
>no VANOS

wtf I love BMWi now

tfw made my rod bearings and VANOS joke too soon.

who was on pole?

Why does waffle get biggest fanboost? Does literally the whole of Belgium vote for that meme?

I am pretty sure attack mode and fanboost are actually time losses because they drain energy faster thus forcing coasting and because these things have no grip you also lose out on corner exits due to wheelspin

Because normies have never heard of the non ex F1 drivers.

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>Di Grassi attack mode attempts

>HWA

Sweet, an air cooled rotary :DDD

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J E V

How is JEV gonna fuck it up this time lads?

So, how will JEV fuck it up this time?

IMPORTANT POLL
IMPORTANT POLL
IMPORTANT POLL

strawpoll.me/17662116

stream kill?

At least Mclel can finish races and qualify in front of the back row lad, if it was Williams it'd be a closer fight

second stream is running well

Kek

>still not my Sopwith Camel

>BMW

Oh right. 2bh I forgot that McLel is a it less lel this year.
It's been so long...

>inb4 red flag

>FULL
>COURSE
>YELLOW
>SAFETY
>CAR
>DEPLOYED

McLel has tobacco money and still is far behind RB despite having Renault PUs

>Piquet

Took 'em long enough for an SC, it isn't a proper mEme prix without it

>racing around a literal shanty town

PIKEK

Honda are ahead of Renault this year

how is piquet so shit? champion in the first season and since then he's barely scoring points

>China E-Prix

Business idea: Electric car race in Shenzhen with cars built only from parts bought on AliExpress

R E D
E
D

Called it

RED FLAG FUCKING KEK

RED FLAG IN RED STATE

>Frijns
>Mortara
>Wasting all your attack mode on the SC
Also
>Car still not recovered
>Red flag
>All these attack modes

>implying they can't order fmeme car from ali

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FUCK'S SAKE WHAT A SHIT SERIES GET THAT CAR THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

That would actually be an electric car race I would watch that isn't Scalectrix

what? how is that a red flag? what a fucking joke, red flag to remove a car in one piece HAHAHAHA

Been like that since after Marrakech

It was worth it to get rid of the attack mode to be honest. Now they can use it when they restart under SC and that's that and they don't have to risk track position.

I was starting to get frightened that this would be a normal race but thankfully the meme happened, and boi what a meme it is. Can't push a car in single piece anywhere off the track for like 7 minutes

Business idea: Let the safety car take attack mode if it feels like it

WEHRLEIN DOESN'T KNOW WHAT WEHRLEIN IS DOING

Kinda glad with the red flag. Really needed to take a shit

Thats why you don't race over a bridge, nowhere to recover a broken car.
>Miami

based

>Vernon Kay presenting the Formula

What the fuck?

>Wehrlein missed the start because he was busy talking on the team radio
Literally texting at the traffic lights tier

You should be able to overtake people under the safety car if they take attack mode during it

BOATCUNT

JEV under investigation kek

>Jev under investigation

We may have our answer

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>CAR 25 (JEV) - UNDER INVESTIGATION - DID NOT RESPECT SAFETY CAR PROCEDURE

J E V
E
V

Has Waffel ever actually gotten to use his #VANboost?

Does DAC still have an attack mode?

Better question is has waffel ever finished a race

They're probably telling Rowland to not attack because they think JEV will get that penalty.

Yes and got penalized when he did

Jesus formula e is a mess

he finished 2 races, so yeah. also, pic related kek

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Oh that's right, top fucking KEKE

A glorious mess of mEmes

LAST LAP MEME

Fucking kek this race

Ahahahahahahahahahaha that was a Forza tier dive bomb

Frijns what the fuck ahahahahah

LAST LAP FRIJNS, LAST LAP, ALL OR NOTHING

HAHAHAHAHAHA

DIVEBOMB OF THE DECADE

REPRIMAND AHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHA

Well that was a good amount of memes for a morning

>only a reprimand for JEV

R I G G E D
I
G
G
E
D

Really that, isn't everyone forced to use it the given amount of times?

What went wrong?

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>hold position
>no penalty

Well done

FUCK THE FRENCH
FUCK THE CHINESE
FOR ME, IT'S NISSAN EDAMS

JEVWL thanks

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short hair. looks fuckin gay as on a sheila.

DAMS are French, you dumbfuck

di grassi under investigation for leaving his damaged car without permission ahahahahaha

>Rowland: "I, more than anyone else, deserve this win"
You know is going to happen

FUCKING BASED JEV

HERE'S A MESSAGE TO CHARLIE

F ;_;7

shitty race that was again only "exciting" because of muh crashes

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didn't watch it lmao

it wasn't a dive, it was one retard who blocked the inside and another retard behind the defending retard who locked up and caused the collision

Sometimes you just know.

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When is Carrievroom on?

I can't believe France ripped off the AFL

youtube.com/watch?v=kYwW41-IoEE

youtube.com/watch?v=oL_yr06C5JQ
here's a livestream
it's in german

I think it should be this

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F O G
O
G

Qualy closed due to fog

youtube.com/watch?v=57F38Ki6esE
English stream starts later.

CARRIE LIVE INTERVIEW NOW!!

>imagine being this thirsty for thots

BASED CARRIE

>t. jealous gay man

rude

>calling a girl who never posts anything lewd a thot
kek
t. knower and analyser of thottery

carrie is the antithot faggot

>taking the b8 instead of calling me a fag
based

>oh dog the camera is filming me

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I did both

Pick one next time.

death to carrie.

>ywn lie in a hammock with Carrie in the German countryside while giggling about the time you embarrassed yourself asking her out on a first date

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Season starts in 15 minutes.

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>burst panels

What a pussy

>those hashtags
Is she autistic?

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No just an instathot

No, she's just a #zoomer

Does it has an MGU-H?

Normies out REEEEEEEEE

That fucking shit Jaguar race made me fall asleep.
God dammit.

Hammy as a girl is bangable af and Bottas just looks like Emilia

Mana was there too, and you missed it.

Don't tease me like that.
I was really pushing my sleep schedule for this one and I fell asleep in my seat.
So annoying to watch everything but the race.

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'vrithing
And nothing is solve

manlets btfo

his time once again

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Should have done the other way around desu

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death to mana.

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STOP FUCKING COUGHING

to be honest FE should be support for F1
oh fugg I just remembered they can't do 45 minutes of racing on regular tracks because there's not enough of slow speed corners

>the race has been over for 2 hours and the Finn is STILL triggered
Yikes.

>ywn have a threesome with these 2
Why even live?

He has a point stll tho

VLN steam m8s?

The next Batman movie is going to SUCK.

The Fanatec Sebring 12h live featuring AMX:

twitch.tv/rfactorlive

imagine thinking everyone who make fun of your favourite zoomer race series you shill hard in a F1 thread is le seething triggered

THEY ARE MAKING FUN OF US AGAIN VETTELBROS...

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>Imagine being a virgin Vettel-homosexual and not a chad Ferrari-faggot.

gimi is
>last ferrari pole
>last ferrari win
>last ferrari WDC
vettel B T F O

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Many years passed lads but I have to be honest, I need to tell you guys: I still fail to understand how is it possible to be mad at a form of energy

This. I wanna see Brundle tackle Brunchen

T-THIS IS OUR YEAR.

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How many wojaks do you have?

I've driven a few VLN cars

>but they were only V4-class sedans

Do I actually have to pay RTL to watch F1 content live or what

currently only 7, i need more vettelbro

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Bless

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Are you rallyturk, alcoturk, or someone else?

Soon

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NOOO
someone else

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This tuesday they show libery's plan to save F1 to 6 teams.
>Cheaper atmospheric V8 engines again please

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Did Rosanna go full bahamian?

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WAT

Hahahahahahahaha
You still believe that with the current unrestricted development (no spec freezing or token system) v8 atmospheric engines would be cheaper? :DDDDDDD

No, alas, she went full bogan.

Alcoturk afaik is the same as rally and marshall turk

I thought so too.

Y-you too

I just ate grilled chicken

I just ate grilled bulgarian

I've just aten't

I didn't eat today.

You wanna grow so you have to E A T

Hard to believe desu

What's your excuse huh Hristos? Food is important

Jean Alesi.

Crippling depression and anxiety.

Should I eat some cake after my chicken?

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But you can cure all of that with F O O D

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Nick? Is that you?

I've just passed breakfast time, so I'm waiting to have lunch.
>This year is not gonna be HWL to avoid off topic post

how are you a tour guide then?

>Jean Alesi.
Jean Alesi.

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>B-Team? Over my dead body!

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who was your favorite underachieving driver?

for me, it was jarno trulli

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Tbh I blame Baddy Lowe more than Claire.

I liked Heidfeld

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Jean Alesi.

Gearhard Burger

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gimi

No I don't.
Friendly reminder that the last V8 era had "cheap" engines because performance related development was forbidden, Engines development was frozen after 3 years, after that only reliability related improvements were allowed.
Before that in the V10 era all the top engines were simillarly pricey, but because all were in manufacturer backed teams there are only estimates, customer engines which has known costs were always midpack or latter half of the grid things (apart from the Fisi memewin in 03 brazil). They were at minimum 1 year old (petronas, acer branded ferraris), or even 4-5 year old (asiatech, supertec) or just plain shit even as new (Ferd/Cossie)

Nick Heidfeld probably

he thought mewing was a meme

Fisico
I miss him

Wow nipples

I always though JPM should have managed a WDC. He certainly had the raw talent for it, if not the brains.

I am not. I'm pretty much an office clerk. Anyway after a while you learn how ot put on your happy face for the tourists.

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Damn, Alonso aged like milk

My boy Elio De Angelis

Gud choices

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Slag

Fisichella

I wanna BRBRBRBRBRBRB them

Pregnancy and milk leaking nipples to Fabienne

VLN cars are now running fuel
youtube.com/watch?v=srs5oj9rDH0

WHEN IS THE RACE?

Two bongs ish, I think.

Kubica.
inb4 Kubica WDC 2020.

NO IT IS AT 13.00 MY TIME TRYING TO TRICK ME

Has anyone here ever done a driving experience in a single seater racing car?

Is it worth the money? I've done a bit of karting a fair few times but I've been thinking of biting the bullet on this one.

She looks like thiccy had aher tits done

I DON'T KNOW THEN SORRY IT HAS SOME TIMES BELOW THE VIDEO

Arguably, he over-achieved, with no sponsorship back then and no motorsport facilities in poland.

OH I WAS WRONG THE WEBSITE TRICKED ME SORRY

Who /teamSEAT/ here?

>people complain Formula E looks slow
>put on a demonstration for an even slower car
w-what's happening?

Fizikela or Button in BAR Honda days

you can drive some shady early 00s Formula Renault tier cars at the Bleekemolen Race Experience at Zandvoort
at your own peril though (pic related)

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This weekend is the F1W second qualifier.
First one to bin it?
make your bets

i only care about kremer racing in VLN and no other team
what about you guys

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All of them.

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I only rate Manthey

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Yikes.

I'd rather do a circuit with huge runoff than Zandvoort.

fuck manthey
alzen is redpilled

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So Carrie's class is SP3T which is basically SP3 but with a turbo fitted in the motor, they have literally 3 cars in their class :D

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I lied, I also rate based Walkenhorst
t. /lifelong/ since Spa 24h 2018

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youtube.com/watch?v=YbKgW-gX7SI

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nice finn

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Baku 2018
>ok let's inspect the on-track recovery vehicles
>ok everything looked good, expect that truck with the "allah korusun" sticker
>it needs to go, we don't want political or religious messages
Why is FIA so incompetent?

>yfw Walkenhorst BTFO Rowe Racing in Spa 24h so hard that Rowe switched to Porsches out of butthurt for this season, thus revealing themselves as bad guys

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BASED winder-upper.

HEARD YOU CUNTS WERE TALKING SHIT ABOUT NUR24 RECORDS #schnitzergang4lyfe

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Carrie has a teammate named Assmann ":D"

*breaks your lap time*

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*BTFO's Rowe, makes a better noise, then fucks off out of the sport*

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>de auto kunt komen.
It's just English with a funny accent.

Which car does carrie drive?

#300

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Lost interest since Lomas stopped racing

I haven't, I nearly drove an F3 car with Puresport but decided on some extra laps in their 488 instead. That being said, they set a great atmosphere and the guys that drove the single-seaters that day were very complimentary on how they were prepared and what they got out of it. If you have deep enough pockets they've got an old Damon Hill Arrows too.

RBRing has FR2.0 cars and an FR3.5 available at non-very-extortionate prices - that's been on my radar for a while too but I've never managed to line up the pieces.

Huehuehue kek

>let's ban refueling guys
>it'll make racing better guys

geg

Thats a nice csl

Pee2 for Carrie's team in SP3(T)

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tested a formula ford when I was 15. Couldn't get a budget together to race a season though.

D':

Gtfo Renee
This thread is _about_ slags, not _for_ slags

What angle do drivers legs sit at? Are the pointed upwards slightly? If yes don't they get uncomfortable during the GP, as the blood drains from the legs

Yes the feet are higher than the buttocks but the G forces probably keep the blood not far from the feet.

Honestly thought Hungary was better than this.

Yeah after I posted, I saw the gtr on the plate :D

You seem like an intellectual, is feet size correlated to benor size, asking for a friend

Dunno but I know that FEMALE roast beef correlates to slutiness

Will this VLN race be FUN?

I am drinking some juice

When will Formula mEmE be on at a reasonable time?

who knows

You do

And I finally had coffee with milk

Does it feel different when you insert benis in bagina with beef vs no beef flaps

maybe

Ok

Not really.

Sato & Fisichella, also Trulli.

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fuck instagram

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What a boomer way to make a post, taking a photo of a photo on someone else's phone with the female hand visible, based Martin cheating on his fat tanned pig of a wife.

>using other team's memes to boost your PR
mercedes is reddit tier

My boy Alesi
He would've been a 4 time WDC if he picked Williams over Ferrari

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NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU DESCRIBING THE FUCKING COLOURS YOU IDIOT

blind people do

Blind people don't even know what colours are

Unless it's people who've gone blind, not blind at birth

They aren't real blind people

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Just like the kube isn't a real disabled person

Post more

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I slept two hours last night. I'm rooted. But I need to see some race cars go over the carnage that they made of the bumps before Schwedenkreuz. Hurry the fuck up, people.

Thinking of giving that whole WW2 era Dictator thing another go with the /f1/ Hearts of Iron USSR campaign

/f1/ yet to actually win WW2/Cold War so need some /f1/ related Division names as we all know fighting for some meme fuels a lad more than any weapon


Yes this will probably end in another defeat due to my Ferrari-tier strategies

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>Carriefags

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Fun fact. The same American division liberated Le Mans, Spa, and the Nurburgring. I wanna know their BTG time for an M4 Sherman.

Holy fuck, more, I like these

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Noice. Should dig around to see the provinces in this to see what faction has the best circuits from the current calendar. If the fighting bogs down I'll try & capture as many of them for /f1/

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Godspeed!

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>tfw you are not Carrie's Assmann

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VLN race starting

youtube.com/watch?v=srs5oj9rDH0

I love Spa, I love Bathurst, but holy shit this place is a fucking wonder, even if they did rape Schwedenkreuz.

Why are there 2 different German flags?

nice crash eheh

It is the flag of Saarland where she is from

>Merc

FUCK MERCEDES HA

I was a competition driver for Formula Student (fsae in the states) last year. You'd probably have more luck finding a formula ford or formula 500 car rather than a team's old car but goddamn are they fun to rip.
>mfw wasn't fast enough to run the actual autox/endurance events and was relegated to skidpad and accel :|
being the backup on test days tho was hype

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W E W
E
W

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only women drove those things here. blokes, unless they were jockey-tier tiny were too heavy.

it is worth it. especially as your first on track experience. i nearly shat myself when i got into the FR with race planet.

>Brundle

Am dumb and realized you meant bought track day experiences but honestly for similar monies and more commitment you could pick up a formula vee or other lower-class open wheels

>Brundle

Well that's Brundle fucked for getting his minimum participation before the N24.

There is actually a student team in my city that's trying to build an electric vehicle and compete in Le Mans 24h.

watching this VLN thing, I'll never complain about the terrible camera work on F1 again.

>"the Argentinian, Adolfo"

that flag
that name

topkeke

heard that too

Carrie in the car, btw

livetiming.azurewebsites.net/event=20?config=w5

Why you idiots tell me her car is number 300, liars.

>3 cars in Carrie's class

Guaranteed podium!

CUM ON CARRIE

GET SOME FUKIN OVERTAKES

>Pos: 72
>Number: 300
>Class: SP3T
>POS class: 1
>Name: Schreiner

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And she takes the lead in class

BASED

>lap updates
>Carrie goes from 87th to 72nd
>Now also leading class

Fucking hell, what a mad lass

>now back to 84th

Must be some pit stops fucking with the timing sensors.
She was 2 cars behind the class leader though, and is now 2 cars ahead

Weird that Brundle needs to jump through hoops to qualify for a race when he's a former F1 driver.

Ze Germans are strict with ruling

Do faster cars who fail in quali have to start from the back of the pack or from the back of their group?

>Weird

It's Germany m8, and there are rules...

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I guess back of the pack but in group order

There's fairly strict rules on the Nurburgring licence programs.

I think they started at the back of their group, didn't see anyone trying to get past the slow cars on the first lap. Some people did start from the pit lane though, they had to start at the very back.

>tfw German woman comes up to you with her child and tells you off for crossing the road without it being green

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>this pitcrew

NO SHE LOST A SPACE

She wanted to sugg the benis if you catch my drift

i don't understand multiclass racing:(

Too shy for that kind of thing.

same 2bh. I usually only watch F1 and BTCC where everyone is in the same class.

To be fair this is craziest of multiclass racing.

I don't any series or race has anywhere near as many classes.

based

>Carrie was 14 seconds quicker on the opening lap

Yeah it is a 9:30 lap but still

>some dickhead behind you in a higher class flashing his lights at you

And past one.
She's been getting Trulli trained by 3 cars

>Eat my dust cheese
German humour is weird.

Paddy Lowe was a mistake.

It's famous for "pot-hunting" - entering weird and wonderful shit knowing the officials will put it in a class of its own and a guaranteed trophy. Fucking marvelous

Lad, you only live once need to make the most of it

Literally NEW BREAD

*increases lead by 4 seconds in one sector in your path*

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