Thursday Night
>Richmond (14.13) d. Carlton (9.10)
Friday Night
Geelong (10.12) d. Collingwood (9.11)
Saturday
Melbourne vs. Poort Adelaide @ 13:45 AEDT
Adelaide vs. Hawthorn @ 16:05 ACDT
Footscray vs. South Melbourne @ 19:25 AEDT
Basedbane vs. West Cost @ 19:20 AEST
I screwed up the greentext, oh well
It's ok, you did your best.
LGTSS
>chokingwood magpiss
Thank you for your compassion and understanding, user
who /dabloos/ here?
>mfw i realised afl guernseys are basically just basketball jerseys worn tighter and by people with more muscle
>mfw i have no face
>guernseys
>jerseys
>mfw these are also Channel Islands
which British genius thought of this?
are there alderneys for a sport ive never heard of?
i g g s
who else here /reigningpremiers/?
iggs
mfwdiwdph
>colinwod megpis
Basedbane tbqh lads.
Ah yes great to see Port are still using their forward tactic of dont have a shot, handball continuously in the forward line til you turn it over because you dont want to be the one with the responsibility of a shot at goal. Good to see nothing changed
EXCEPTIONAL post
friendship
lmao zac butters turning over everything
so is Port just that shit this year or is unironically Melbourne's year
Both lad
This is top 4 vs bottom 4
Free kicks - 9 to 2
Really makes you think
>floppingwood flogpies
>forming frienships
Wonder if the port and Melbourne tripfriends are catching up again at the game today?
tfw there was never an OG /afl/ meetup.
i wanted to form friendships with convict and gary ridgeway and maybe david luiz
'ate port
'ate bogan behaviour
'ate drunkeness
'ate feral fanbases
'ate unsportsmanlike conduct
love me family
love me pets
love God
love me crows
simple as
I wanted to hit the piss with convict and WABA. WABA seemed like the type of guy who convict would end up decking by the end of the night.
Don't get me wrong lads, absolutely HATE the Iggs but have chosen to sacrifice $100 to let the Loins beat the Premiers on their first match of the season. It's all in good faith for basedbane please understand.
Enjoy losing $100 lel
HEAVE HO UNNA
Yeah cunt
based fred
>channel 7 WA calls itself the home of Football
>not a single fucking WA team game will air over here
>not even on the usual pathetic 3hr delay
fuck Jewtel
Burswood desu
Not a fan of the poort away's, they look like costumes from a future-themed music video for a dance song in 2002
for me, it'll only be the prison bars
>smellbin peemons
Daily reminder that south australia is a SMALL market and the town is barely big enough to accommodate 1 team let alone 2 and thus port should fold
>Peemonds
Oh no nno no no no no hahahahaha
Poort get up and win this one lads
>pooburn
Unironically this, but poort are too proud to do it
I hope you're all watching the AFLW prelim in 3 minutes
If Perth (1.9M) can have 3 then Adelaide (1.2M) can easily have 2 imo
>peemons golden age already finished
>it's Lent and the Demons are getting BTFO
Seems the 666 isnt working for them
>carlton
>dockers
mmm no
reckon i'll have a look just to see the blokey dykes have a go at it haha
>free kicks
>dees 18
>port 8
Official season start is tonight at 1720 WST
Its Trivago girl for me lads
She used to be good, too bad she's a self-aware meme now
>everyone is going to be watching this kick after the week that was
>much controversy has surrounded this girl
bit much desu
it seems the media drummed up this story to get more people to watch aflw, a manufactured controversy if you will
>there are idiots in Australia that bet on the first round of matches
lmao
>only 14 unique IP's
fuck lads we're turning into /nrl/
always is, always was
/fordgirl/
This round is pretty easy to call desu
Pies vs cats was the only tough one
this
you can thank Optus faggotry for that
Previously id post with a few different ips to boost the number of posters but can only post with 1 now
>tfw my waifu is getting old
I always feel a peculiar sadness when a footballer player I like retires, but this is on a whole other level.
what anime are we watching recently lads?
get used to it, women age like milk.
>tfw one of your high school crushes, who you got after high school now has 2 kids and a husband
I dont watch anime
>Melbourne getting touched up by PORT
Aren't Melbourne meant to be good?
>23/03/19(Sat)
>(Sat)
Thread didn't even survive the night. Pathetic.
Why the fuck did he pass that?
>tfw no crazy eyes bunnings gf
>thus port should fold
Port are the reigning South Australian premiers. It'd be like asking the Eagles to fold if WA needed to get rid of a team.
knew I wasn't the only one who thought this kek
she'd be the type of girl who is amazing and degrading in the sack but would jump out of a moving car at speed to "show how much she loves you"
Watched Servant X Service.
Was a comfy slice of life anime.
There's a difference between winning the 'hip 15 years ago, and winning it last year
My type of woman desu
same lad, they'll ruin your life but it'll be fun while it happens
>le current year man
Just got off the phone with Aussie Broadband an hour ago, gonna be able to freely post soon to finally be free from the clutches of "the big 3"
Where is "dees in the house tonight" poster? is he blocked? tarrant was a /nrl/ psyop to destroy our thriving community
Adelaide haven't won a cup this millennium. There are adults who weren't even alive when they last won a flag.
If Adelaide were to ever win a flag it'd be spoken of in the same tone as Sydney/Geelong/Footscray's drought breaking wins.
They're pathetic.
>advertisement about lawyers and fighting corporations
>guy being interviewed lost his arm
>indian dude getting paid slave wages
>muh woman I got pregnant
>thriving community
>coniving poomunity
there's a cunt on my roof setting up NBN right now iprimus didn't block shit during the muzzie stuff
Who has the bigger market, income, and fanbase - and has more consistently better seasons?
Free kicks- 21 to 8
Hmmmmmm
Reminder that Port Adelaide Power have won one (1) premiership in their short history.
>There draught is only 2 years longer than ours
>m-muh money
The only gold that counts comes in the shape of a cup.
>be possibly greatest team of all time
>only win 1 flag with that team
Reminder that Port Adelaide are the 5th oldest football club in the universe and also the most successful.
they made badges of Tayla Harris' kick, 100% manufactured outrage
Adelaide should be folded for the sole reason they purchased an esports team. Pathetic.
Micky mouse sanfl cups count for fuck all
Also est 1997
is there anything more delicious than licking the salt off of pistachio nuts?
>Win a flag on the back of a drugged up James Hird
Honestly the Essendon 2000 flag needs to be stripped from the books. Woewodin will then be rightfully recognised as a great of the game (Brownlow + Premiership double).
cringe
based
>there is literally no evidence of harris' pic being mocked
>channel 7 pruned all the possible evidence (if it happened at all)
The pic was never mocked at all. There is literally no evidence of such. All that exists is media outrage over something that has no evidence to have occurred. The story is entirely fabricated to shill AFLW.
Licking the bulls cum out of your wife's minge
PEEMONS AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA
And someone got hee tattoed on his arm
#justcrowsuporterthings
>draught
this desu
>unironically does hashtag quips
then explain this
>counting premierships vs literal farmers
yeah nah
lmao jones
>peemons
OH NO NO NO
SMELLBIN PEEMONS
>Melbourne
>Port dominating premiership favourites Melbourne
>Adelaide about to get shat on by the washed up Hawks
What a time to be alive.
got him on a string lads
The thing I love best about this photo is it not being a response to the opposition team doing something special to steal a goal/the game, but it being entirely due to his team shitting the bed.
lol who is the melbourne retard with the helmt GURR HIT ME HEAD WHEN I WAS BABY GURRRRRR
ive got me some HJ'S this lunchtime tbqh
Pepper your Angus Gayshaw
I hope to see German Crowbro again this year
not fond of eddie's 9/11 joke there
Gawn on EXPOSEDwatch
powell-pepper seems like the kind of guy who would abuse his missus*
>*"partner" for those in Melbourne
Rockliff on Brownlow medal watch
Jack Watts on All Australian watch.
Basedbane fucked melbourne so hard in the JLT that they're still shook two weeks later. Mentally brittle.
Absolutely based
Weren't Melbourne given a 20+ point headstart?
PORT POWER IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
FAG ELITEMONS GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
robbie grey seems like a bit of a cockhead tbqh
>AFL is 576i
>AFLW is 1080i
Who thought this was a good idea?
Why are escorts in Sydney so cheap? You can fuck a 9/10 Asian for 100 an hour but in Brisbane you can't find anything under 180 an hour
I'm just a simple autist on neet bux I can't afford this shit
Rockliff back to career best form
Watts finding his feet in defense
Ryan Burton and Lycett handy additions
4 new rookies who arw hungry
No Pittard and Polec who shank every kick. No wingard to have a whinge every 5 mins and only play when he feels. Cleared most of the aboriginals from the list replaced with white boys.
This is our year
I rooted a girl who rooted jesse hogan in high school.
>de mons
Why do they charge by the hour? What do you do after you have had sex?
eagles win GF after the siren or geelong beats you in the GF by 120+ what do you choose?
Adelaide you cant find anything under $250 an hour.
But prostitution is illegal in adelaide
save ur money and get to South East Asia my man.
>Sydney
>Asian
Supply and demand.
When does ski season start?
Igs after siren
Already happenes twice so fuck it
I masturbate at minimum 3 times a day
I am lucky if I cum at all but should I
I am very emotionally needy and clingy and love to cuddle and be told everything will be okay
(((Seven)))
You go again. Got to get your money's worth.
based TISM posting
youtube.com
youtube.com
>tfw used to wake up at 5-6am to perv on the Aerobics Oz Style girls
It'll be okay user
you always buy a whore who offers MSOG (multiple shots on goal) so you fuck her as much as you want within that hour
Had this in mind immediately after she mentioned it.
Cheers mate
>Roughead
>Breust
>Puopolo
Yep. Hawthorn still have a meme forwardline for kicking meme goals.
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go into an Optus store on Monday.
Who else tipped Port?
>[USER WAS CENSORED FOR THIS POST]
guy next to sloane isn't getting into the spirit of things
I did. I never doubt the boys.
Do these $100 9/10 asian qt's let you cuddle?
depends if you pay for GFE, you should ask bikecunt
based bikecunt
They don't even speak English, mate. They're straight off the boat from rural China / Philippines and get forced into it by the Sydney Triad.
Once you've climaxed the session is over.
checked for based bikecunt
I dunno as the m a Brisbane boy
Me Asian mate in Sydney just links me all the cheap yet hot sluts he fucks and I'm stuck paying literally double for the same fucking product
looking forward to watching footy with my friends (all of you guys)
>bikecunt
kek
>Getting smashed by the fucking pee and poos
>At home
Crows should be moved to Tasmania. Most of their fans are retirees anyway.
Adelaide is FINISHED
me too friend (You)
lads
Bruh look at this dude
>back to irrelevance and 7-12 on the ladder
comfy
I went out like a faggot normie for some of the finals series and the Grand Final last year and I honestly missed the bants from here, must be something wrong with me
Adelaide SHOOK
Goddamn I have missed 5AA's gloriously biased as fuck commentary.
God I hope this match continues with Adelaide being exposed, the calls from supporters after the match already giving the year up will be glorious
Just subbed to Kayo lads, haven't seen an HD sport in so so long
God I fucking hate boomers
Trying to watch the game down the pub and all I can here is the fucking horse racing
How the fuck can you sit and watch horses run in circles for hours in end as if it's exciting
$$$
Boomers have money to throw around
find a pub with the footy on but without the TAB?
It's fun if you have money on it.
Given you're down at the pub to watch the game (so obviously a poorfag since no Foxtel) it's a given you'll find it boring.
Because my local is 10 minutes away on the bus and u can get shit faced without a care in the world?
>my local is 10 minutes away on the bus
grim. couldn't imagine living crawling distance away from a pub.
Based Eddie
my local is wedged between a Dan's, a crust, a chink food joint, a faggy wog cafe a TAB and a BWS.
Hit the jackpot 2bh
>living anything more than *crawling distance
>Sloane has a tattoo now
Disappointed in him tbqh
he filled the painful void of Dangercunt leaving his butthole with a painful tattoo
Anyone know of any streams?
vipbox
frontrowsports
>shitty acoustic guitar covers in the distance
>lil dicky Dal Santo has a commentary job
sad
>Tom Doedee
literally whom?
what an asinine post
>t. Dangercunt defending his boyfriend/pet
t. Sloan
lads
>omg they're 6 points down in the 1st qtr, it's OVER!!!!!
retards
freshie
>ad for natural gas
>fat bearded basedboy eating chips and being a slob
>asian gf walks into the room
Lmao most accurate ad in a long time
are you not familiar with the first round semi-tradition of "X is FINISHED" after their opposition kick the first goal?
faggot
>buying natural gas
I supply me own gas m8
*farts*
should bottle them lad. If the chinks don't buy up all the natural gas then the pervert Japs would love bottled farts
Falling for the ruse
Absolute freshcunts confirmed
>backpedalling harder than bikecunt when he gets shortchanged at the brothel
sad
>semi-tradition
so we're just making up shit now?
oh you're an authority on the SEKRIT KLUB hey cunt?
LE CUNT CUNT CUNT FULL ON I"M HEAPS AUSSIE EH YEAH CUNT CUNT YEAH M8 I"M AN AUSSIE ON THE INTERNET CUNT CUNT BUNNINGS SNAGS FULL YEAH ONION ON TOP M8 CUNT CUNT CUNT FUCKEN YEAH I'M ABRASIVE CUNT CUNT DROP BEARS AND REDBACKS M8 CUNT CUNNT!!!!!!
awks
Cope faggot
Cringe
Yikes
exposed fresh/pol/ finna seethe
Based
ahh yes, cheering the asian kid, quintessentially Australian
thin skinned freshies are such a rarity around here, delectable.
t. 4channel power user
remember to show your solidarity with the muzzies this weekend and buy a kebab for dinner, lads.
>multiple posts tell me I'm retarded
>pshh must be one person
lmao
this guy looks like death
you sound like a big deal, I regret picking a fight with you, pls don't beat me up
Which team's going to be the first to give this top bloke another chance?
SEETHING
he's already an assistant coach for poort
nice to have you back m8
>bottom of the barrel /afl/ memes
holy fuck you are mad
exactly, he deserves a second chance at being a head coach
RENT FREE
If you were a real Aussie you'd be banned from posting here.
hopefully one day
paging Weekly Biggest Autist Power Level Ratings Guy to the thread please
Not going to happen. Fevola sunk his career.
He's now forever known as Crazy Vossy.
wow, just wow
still SEETHING I see my friend :)
sure are a lot of cockheads in this thread
fuck up cockhead
>autism fights instead of comments on the game
this is the /afl/ I know and love
half time m8, you must be a seething freshie too. Beat the shit out of the regular /pol/ DAE HATE WOMEN?!?!?!?!?!?
>being this mad
>The game
Adelaide are gotting stomped at their home by Hawthorn. What else is new? user was right when he said they should fold.
The real question is what fucked up thing did Walker make them do over the offseason?
I don't think projector autist even knows what projecting means tbqh.
here lad you left this behind
power stances in the corner all pre-season
>the chad power stance
>the virgin ???????????
lol
>I'm not mad, I'll even put in the effort to make a (photoshopped) screenshot to show you how not upset I am!
snot funny twain
r8 the zone
scoliosis
>make a (photoshopped) screenshot
kek now I know you're not a freshie, you cheeky cunt. no-one has this been this fucking dumb since 2016 season
>put on a 4 leg bet
>already going to fail on the first leg
Fuck off badelaide
I don't really see the point of this, teams are just gonna set up a bit further back.
It seems like every non iggs supporter from Perth is in a permanent state of seethe.
So I now wear glasses for being farsighted, which means if I'm watching TV and using my laptop I wear them at the very end of my nose so I look through them when looking at my laptop, but not when watching the TV.
I'm the oldest man in the world.
Hi Gustav
>7.13
>we
are just fucking angry in general honestly, the heat and something in the water just in a permanent state of annoyed.
Wish we could have /afl/ but with NZ posters.
>Hawks finish top 4
>Adelaide come nowhere
>Bet Adelaide
Why?
Think they're all blocked from Yea Forums.
>Richmond and Melbourne are the only team to kick more goals than points
ELITE. Pretty much the grandfinal line up already confirmed.
>MUH injuries we'll be back 2018 was shit because of injuries
What will the badelaide excuse be this year?
Adelaide were hot favourites in the grand final in 2017. After a down year in 2018 (due to mental and racial abuse) it makes sense for them to bounce back to premiership contenders whilst still offering great betting value.
yeah but now 4channel, even those faggots at vodafone lifted the ban on every board except /pol/. AFAIK Optus and Telstra are being the biggest cunts of the lot.
not* 4channel rather
Whirlpool is being the biggest cunts regarding it desu.
>Biggest ISP forum in Australia
>Lock/delete any topic that has to do with the blocks
even Bicks and Rowie have given up
Anyone else's stream die?
grand final rematch on 7 perthbros
>rematch
Replay
yeah what a load of shit, Mods are probably comped.
>playing the rematch
>not playing either WA team's game this weekend even on 3hr delay
fuck Channel 7
oh yep, my bad
I wish I wasn't such a low confidence beta incel
No, still getting television signal.
the games live on 7m8 m8.
exercise regularly, fix your diet and compliment women on their shoes
fix your diet
exercise
get a social hobby/pursuit (I'm gonna start martial arts again)
if you still feel nothing get your T tested and get on TRT
the WA teams Round 1 2019 games mate.
eyes on the game Don
Does Hawthorn ski?
>the WA teams Round 1 2019 games mate.
I'm not sure what you mean, it says on the tv guide that the iggs/ lions game is one at 5pm on 7m8.
How does that cute autism?
I literally shut down when people talk to me. I can't even answer the phone which is counter productive to my Centrelink job searching as any jobs I apply to that call back I never answer their call
The sad part is in not a virgin I had a thing with a fat Asian chick 2 years ago but when she left me it destroyed all my confidence and all u do is drink and cry most days
>adelaide cows
OHONONONONONO
disregard I suck cocks, I didn't change the territories on afl site thought it was preset.
you don't have autism mate you have gad they're mutually exclusive and gad is easily fixed with proper diet, exercise and strict scheduling. stop making excuses
Lmao Adelaide are a joke, reminder Adelaide's 2019 first round pick and 2018 #19 went to Carlton for their 2019 first rounder
Wtf is gad, please don't abreviate random shit please
>all I do is drink and cry most days
take it from me as a faggot who had his heart ripped and innocence lost by someone he loved covering up cheating by calling it rape if you don't take steps to AVOID the bottle it will consume you. Fill up your time with things that actively keep you from drinking. some times I just drive the coast to get some fresh air. Focus on you mate, you are the only person you have to make happy in life. You only think you have no personality and autism because not only are you not using your personality you are actively avoiding having to use it (ignoring phone calls) it won't get better. You have to push through it or else you'll wallow exactly where you are.
>t. 30yo semi depressed boomer/doomer
google it you lazy prick
remember when people were saying the crows would rebound and contend again?
never listen to /fit/ psychologists. Or /fit/ in general
invented name so jew magicians can keep providing you shit pills to affect your brain, everyone just wants to ascribe to a "label" or diagnosis they found online so they can abdicate the responsibility of their lives to something out of their control.
hey rabbi, whatcha doin'?
why do the commentators try and hype up the crows when theyre 5 goals down with 10 mins to go and don't look like scoring? so sick of this shit lads
plus huddo is an awful commentator
literally nothing wrong with hating answering the phone, I never do. Fuck phones. If you're having a legitimate panic attack every time it rings then you might have a problem, but otherwise you're fine and acting perfectly sane imo
who here /coming first in office tips/
>claim it's the jews
>h-hey rabbi
you aren't very good at this
>defends /fit/shit with non sequitur /pol/shit
nothing surprising here
I used to love anime but I can't watch it for more than an hour every few days since
I also used to like going down to the park to kick my footy around but I've been doing that a lot less
I've even stopped eating I'm down to 75 kilos despite being 190 tall
tfw 1/4
what's fit and pol? I'm new from reddit any ideas?
just pick 3 things you want to do over the next year, doesn't matter how realistic they seem and them rank them in order and focus on the top priority. I don't watch weeb shit but if I was you I'm restructure your one hour of anime watching as a reward to yourself only after you complete things you want to work on within yourself. Judging by your post and your reference to your health I'm guessing that's a priority so start making good decisions now. I've lost 31kg the last 6 months and I feel nothing because that's the second time I've done it after putting it back on. Keep moving the goal posts after each success mate and just fucking try, it's easier than you think
>t. 30yo boomer/zoomer who used to drink a 700ml bottle of scotch or 1l bottle of vodka a day
>look at me I'm pretending to be retarded! I am le epic trole
Rev up them 5AA's boys
don't listen to these Tony Robbins wannabe fags user, literally nothing wrong with drinking yourself to death in hermit-like solitude, you're not hurting the world. Imagine spending your life on the Internet giving out banal advice like "lol just set some goals brah!"
inb4 calls to sack pyke
>doesn't want to help his fellow community mates
>trying to kill off a THRIVING community
nrlel faggot detected, still mad that our shit tier opener of Bitchmond vs Carltank (on a Thursday) drew more people than your Grand Final?
kek
KEK
K E K
they've got two coaches to blame now, a strategic play 5AA will not be able to easily overcome.
Kek, already autistic screeching
5aa losing it kek
The Mummy is on at 7pm guys
lmao really? I didn't tune in because I thought the ferals would be kinda tame with it only being Rd. 1 usually take a few losses for the mongs to blow a gasket.
they're about to start call in's but one of the commenters is already ready to give up on the rest of the year
good flick
felt like a movie not some commercialised wank
CUNNY
what if 5AA call in is the normie version of /afl/?
audio shitposting
>felt like a movie not some commercialised wank
truth. I haven't known this feel for a very long time
Rachel Weisz got some delicious floppy tits too
Optus the worst by a long way. IP banning instead of DNS poisoning. They don't even do that with the government enforced piracy blocking. And it's all of Yea Forums(nel).
checked, fuck that's rough.
This unironically
don't think AFL is for me. For me it's AFLW
How's Melbourne these days?
I don't have any more goals
I used to want to go to Japan but I realized I will still be a loser who got ditched by a fat chick and have no friends
Life was just not meant to be enjoyed
being pathetic is a choice my friend. The choice to change is your's and basing your self worth on how a woman or other people act towards you is a recipe for Cirrhosis.
Evening lads.
Assalam Alaiyakum, brother
Please watch our sport.
Yeah I am thinking /afl/ is back lads
53 minutes til the season officially kicks off.
hope you spent big on semi-auto's in the days after NZ Port Arthur mate.
any news about the NSW poolection yet?
BULLDOGS ARE FINISHED
>reigning premiers
>season opener
>playing against a bottom four side in front of an nrl-sized crowd
the disrespect though
love this "semi-tradition"
Apparently Fraser Annings opponents have conceded early and declared him the winner.
NSW is finished
you mean Latham?
T H I S
wouldve preferred collingwood away past night tbdesu
BASED
based iggs giving the residents of pissbane a reason to show up to a footy match
if those banana benders won't even show up to see the PREMIERS in their dumb little flooded town then might as well fold the lions.
gonna wear my MAGA hat to the polls whenever WA votes lads, hopefully get into a punch on with some Greens faggots. Who do I vote for to ensure no more chink influence/immigration? I feel like all these offshoot parties are either grabbing for attention or just forming to split votes to ensure the 2-party systems still reigns. I know One Nation is comped, Palmer is luke-warm and Anning is out of his mind in all the ways I love but what's a white sandgroper to do?
Westralia secessionist party when?
>bought a MAGA hat
good goy, send more money and the red-pills will be plentiful
American apologists out
I think our time to secede is long past mate, all the zoomer (now boomers) spent their mining shekels on jet ski's and proppring up the AUS economy when we should have held the rest of the country to ransom
>tfw will never get to police the WA border for cucktorians
plot twist: it was a Make AUSTRALIA Great Again hat. What's $10 bucks to a wagie anyway hey
Go back to South Africa
why?
>Anning
It's going to be difficult for a Western Australian to vote for a Queensland senator, but I'm guessing trying to educate you on the subtleties of the electoral system might be a lost cause
>Kris Kristofferson calling into 5AA
big names
>Anning is out of his mind in all the ways I love but what's a white sandgroper to do?
>what's a white sandgroper to do
user already understands this. Imagine being this condescending when you lack basic comprehension skills.
Why mention him them? Nothing in there is condescending, but kudos to you for exposing that gigantic inferiority complex you're harbouring
The /afl/ virgins at home posting on Yea Forums
The chad /nrl/ too busy fucking sluts at the club to have a busy thread
triggered hard
>Nothing in there is condescending
>I'm guessing trying to educate you on the subtleties of the electoral system might be a lost cause
>moving the goal posts after being exposed
your Victorian condescension and inability to admit fault when shows is exactly why we are in the state we are in.
watching the gf ending got me tearing up a bit lads
also darling dropping that mark in the goal square is still so crazy
>/nrl/ too busy fucking sluts
more like too busy pissing into your own mouths or having a 6 dudes to 1 girl orgy ya fags.
>another /pol/ seethes after getting called out episode
It was funny for the first few repeats. Nice that you completely accept that you're being talked down to, are completely embodying disenfranchised fury, don't deny being /pol/, and thoroughly accept me as your puppet master.
how fat is Lance getting, plugger territory
>Nice that you completely accept that you're being talked down to
so you were lying about being not condescending then?
ok mate, have a nice night.
it's very common to gain weight after coming off a coke habit
Sorry, I don't have time to play with you; the game is about to start.
would appreciate if you could all post once (1ce) in the /nrlel/ thread
boys are struggling with numbers and at the end of the day we're all mates.
cheers lads
>doesn't deny anything
back to the /pol/ hugbox m8
>you didn't deny it either.
now this is Victorian commie level projection, wew.
why is /pol/ so insufferably stupid? Below canaries in intelligence, at least birds have a song to sing when you rattle the cage.
I'll PayPal you money if you actually answer any question posed to you without moving the goalposts and projecting your insecurities onto the other party, just once mate. I know it's hard, just try to be real.
samefag
>Drop a truth bomb about Chinese moving in and flooding the job market with low pay/cash in hand shadiness
>It gets held onto by a news organisation for 6 months
>They drop it on the eve of the election
>. . .
>Lose because all the Chinese are butthurt about the truth
Sasuga, NSW.
that chip on your shoulder is attracting seagulls m8. What questions do you have to ask? Won't accept your money, as I am against receiving government handouts, even by proxy.
Sydney are FINISHED
Just popped a pimple on the nose that's been lingering for days, felt really good but the sorrow of cleaning the mirror afterwards killed it
>still with the condescension
>still blind with rage to the questions someone wanted answered.
lost cause.
>it's nothing
kek, you're done m8, go have a walk and a shower
VERY true, saw a former Coles manager who absolutely STACKED it on after giving up the blow.
This Jack Riewoldt promo is weird.
>the state of your comprehension
are you or are you not Victorian?
I'm not. You'll get used to being wrong, continue.
do you feel good about yourself "winning" internet arguments on Yea Forums?
asking for a friend
it feels normal, it's the status quo
wrong answer. I've already riled you up enough. I look forward to your reply that I won't read xox
the STATE of my tips tbqh
>BIGtorians are the reason why we are in the state we are in (west australia)
based
nomming "the /pol/ faggots who won't let it go" for the Autist Team
seconding
>this autism
sure is /cric/ in here
Lads
I can tell you've made a habit of not reading from an early age
well im not putting on any more multi's this year. I clearly have no idea
>all the favourites have lost
Basedbane have already won
West Coast is FINISHED.
report in IGGS
Iggs are FINISHED
>he didn't tip the THORdogs
Was always going to be about who wins the midfield battle and the dogs have a better midfield
got him on a string lads
Brisbane could sneak into the top8
The umpball begins
stefan martin has got the first and only flat top ever seen in the afl
>Getting flogged by Basedbane
Great flag, Iggles. Really won it on merit.
>didn't watch the afl in the late 80s/early 90s
i saw a lot of mullets but no flat tops
BASED
lol
>shitney
oh nonononononononono
Which team do you support, Vlad?
Rate my narrative: Brisbane beats Hawthorn in the gf and Luke Hodge wins the Norm Smith
IGGS
MY
NIGS
i'll rate it at the half way mark of the season need to see what other narratives develop in the ensuing rounds
anyone but pies
Based & redpilled
Not even Thanos could stop us at this point.
>you
will finish 10th
business ideas:
Brisbane Black Widows
Sydney Spidermen
Port Black Panthers
Melbourne Iron Xen
Business idea:
The Dons winning a final
ur fkd m8 bloods 4 life
Port Arthur Pistols
Only the ELITE teams kick more goals than behinds.
1. Eagles
2. Melbourne
3. Richmond
Everyone else are just making up the numbers.
/pol/ once again misses the entire point in order to make an off topic, edgelord comment.
still got him on a string lads
Based antivirus
>Melbourne Iron Xen
that's a pretty /pol/ point/post, why are you being so facetious?
basedbane needs to learn to kick
still triggered that I'm not from Melbourne eh? Let me guess... You're from Melbourne. And btw fuck trannies and and fuck /pol/
>still triggered that I'm not from Melbourne eh?
what? get a grip mate
they're just letting west coast feel in charge
why do you assume I was being facetious? A genuine concern for preferred pronouns now opens me up to criticism? We're not all "pretending to be retarded" or "pretending to pretend we're retarded"
wow.
kek he's been found out! And xe'll take at least 5 minutes to figure out why. Holy shit exposed! Can't stop laughing
peeagles on the ropes
I see you waited a bit longer this time between samefagging, you're learning!
both of you shut the fuck up for Christ's sake Iggs are about to get FUCKED
yep, he's frustrated, grasping for the life line. Absolutely BTFO and the blood pressure is rising.
>eagles winning by 30
>stop watching for 20 minutes because have to drive somewhere
>brisbane up by 7
what the FUCK happened
prove me wrong with a simple screenshot sweetie
WEST COAST PREMIERSHIP DEFENCE IN ABSOLUTE RUINS
stop watching faggot I want Iggs on suicide watch
>tfw made a lions themed supercoach but left out cameron
you played yourself
prove what wrong? You seem to be spinning in place. I understand you can't take your frustrations out on the wall other you'll lose your bond on your Punchbowl fibroshack. Maybe set some goals for self improvement?
still, STILL got him on a string lads.
take your shit to /pol/, cockheads
>still can't escape the Victorian condescending projection insults
feeling vindicated lads
>4 disposals
>0.1
is Franklin, dare I say it, finished?
Is that man taking up 2 seats?
GIVE THEM YOUR ENERGY
Based Clive "Chink Sinker" Palmer
I chose Christensen over him because he's slightly more expensive and I figured that makes him better
reality cunt on aborted ISP watch
>as she is a big slut!!
Did she sleep with a player or something? Think someone called Bucks a cuck and mentioned a player in one of the previous threads but didn't know the context.
/pol/ BTFO once again. So easily led too. All it took was a minor criticism of the use of the word "cob" Thursday and they got back in line. Literally no personality, just an intrinsic desire to fit in and not rock the boat. Cowards and deserters to the very last. This is why you will lose.
oh no no no
/pol/ cockheads on the ropes
@91636558
Get some help champ
I just picked a random /afl/ image but AFAIK his wife was a known sluts (got passed around the footy community) before shacking up with Bucks, she ended up fucking some cricket player who was their sons favourite player (lol) but as to the Collingwood bitch he fucked most of the players are laughing about it including Oxley
I knew Aliir was black but jesus
you've blown a gasket mate, classic Vic autism
that's his t-shirt you racist pig
>jesus
Don't blaspheme against the name of our Lord, thanks
was just thinking that, his guernsey got lifted and thought he was wearing a black undershirt or something but that was literally his skin
it wasn't supposed to end like this
This one (sydney, dogs) is gonna be drew, mates
had him on a string for 4 hours on a Saturday lads, wait for it.
THIS is the sport, desu
>4 point difference
yeah very likely, cockhead
Why do the refs give Sydney everything? Is it always like this?
4 points eh
marvelous display tbqh
yeah
>every single game has a score of 65 or under
Might as well watch wogball at this point
ohnononono
based reality check
Big Brain Gil's new modern high-scoring flashy fast football, everyone...
Literally one of the lowest scoring rounds in years. You can't make this shit up.
give it time for the plebs to get thrashed
Thanks to the competition expansion we don't even have a Melbourne tier team to get smashed or a Geelong tier team to smash them anymore
How on earth did this "team" win a premiership last year?
waba sold his soul
Drugs
Umpires.
is the double black bands a NZ virtue thing?
The Buckley curse.
maybe is right, sold his soul and killed his self. I haven't seen WABA at the watch shop pining over his BBW redhead cutie at the Telstra shop opposite in a while.
My dudes....
Is that a jewed cock?
not surprised, tiny cock.
I wouldn't mind a loins flag run
>not a sign of Iggs fans nearing the end of the 3rd qtr when they are down
true to form
who 1/6 here?
who /forgottotip/ here?
2/6
based hawks
Based Brisbane revealing the absolute state of worst australia
don't you get all the away teams then?
This always happens.
Lions to drop dead in the last and the Eagles running over the top of them.
No because I also forgot to register
Libs up in NSW, trannies and soiboys on the ropes. Feels good to be on the right side of history
>both teams somewhere near 50 by half time
>one of them almost certainly won't get over 70
need some more meme rules desu
Libs are the lesser of two evils but still evil mate.
Has any Premiership side been held scoreless for a quarter in their first match after winning the flag?
>Both the 2018 finalists will lose their round 1 matches, one to a (formerly) bottom team
It's great news indeed.
>he doesn't have sheed
Absolute steal lads
heave ho here, the fact that Lions are playing Iggs aside I genuinely like Brisbane. Feel like a hard working side who don't fucking bitch about it and relish their win, hope they have a good year.
>$394,100
what le fug
2/9
Not that I can find but a fun fact that this is the third successive time the iggs have had a goalless first quarter in their round 1 game after winning a flag
*saves thread*
>first quarter
A quarter in general, not the first
I thought the McCarthy trade was just to entice Neale to Brisbane lol
This is just fantastic guys.
confirmed fake snap but I would smash even as a first cousin.
>BORING
kek
dunno I only remember Fred being spawned after Freo went on a record something like 0-6 after being minor premiers
wanker cat now thinks it's too good for Ocean Fish Platter
hopefully in 2020 there will be a push to enforce the 15m rule
Iggles sure could use a Tim Kelly right around now.
>all the igg poofs have disappeared
imagine my shock
GET UP YOU FUCKING LIONS
FUCK THE IGGS
FUCK THEIR FAIRWEATHER FANS
hopefully in 2020 I finally get a gf
>walking gingerly off the field
THE PREMIERS, THE NUMBER 1 PREMIERS, HAVE LOST TO THE BRISBANE LIONS IN THE YEAR 2019. I REPEAT; THE PREMIERS, THE NUMBER 1 PREMIERS, HAVE LOST TO THE BOTTOM-TIER BRISBANE LIONS IN THE YEAR 2019. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
too much meth on the off season you mutts, get fucked igg shits
>THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR LEAVING ELLIOT
It happened a handful of times before 1910 when scores were very low. The last time was in 1920 by Collingwood, so this is 100 seasons in the making
who we got for tomorrow? Suns, GWS, Freo here
kek what a faggot. I remember when the window washers on Canning Highway were telling him to fuck off because he was bad for business.
based me
Gold Cunts, GWS, norf
lifelong BASEDBANE lads, what part of QLD you from?
The state of everyone's multis this round.
Might actually get to 100 here lads
>the brisbane lions will be top of the ladder tonight
wouldubelivit
BRISBANE ARE ON TOP OF THE LADDER.
we /backtobacktobackagain/ soon
BrisBASED lads
dumb boong
Fitzroy, Victoria.
Only one team this year has been based enough to kick over 100 points.
do you feel in charge?
St Kilda
Essendon
North
Gold Coast will finish last by a mile. GWS lost players and are missing Ward and Kelly. North are a decent team.
>lions will take heaps of confidence into this year after this
>iggs will be ignorant, dismissive cunts and think nothing of an away loss and lose to GWS next week
kek
KEK
K E K
Lads, I literally cannot fathom how utterly BASED Brisbane are right now
imagine being the guy who put $2 on Brisbane to 3-peat and getting $2 million back. time traveller confirmed. I remember being at the Royal Show when I heard that shit. fucking amazing BASEDBANE
I cannot fathom how stupid Liam Ryan is.
>my diehard iggs faggot brother is on a group call going off his nut in the next room
my sides
GCS
GWS
NM
suns debut new players, Westies are besties and up the north
Don't just imagine, place your bet now
t. cuckmantle
Is he homeless?
Interesting that all of the prelim teams who didn't play Carlton lost first up. Does the shortened pre-season make a difference?
do people really think Saints are that shit? Suns will be garbage this year, we're talking winless.
probably a dumb cunt that supports an eastern cunt side
kek, state of this broadcast
Hard work and (largely) clean skills wins matches. Who knew
Well done brions. Earned it tonight
No, they all just got exposed for being the pretenders that they are is all.
Last year was the year of easy draws and umpire dicksucking.
is fox footy always like that?
70% chance of rain tomorrow. Hasn't rained in a month here. Extremely hyped
heave ho til I die cunt
up on charges again last I heard, a cell would be better than the streets honestly, even if gear is readily accessible he won't be a danger to himself or society
Ok ok so:
>Basedbane Lions beat the premiers
>Basedbane Lions are so ELITE they tugged down the Shiggles to less than 3 goals the entire HALF
>Basedbane Lions almost doubled the Shiggle's total score
>Basedbane Lions are the first team in 2019 to score over 100 points
>That last Ryans chimpout after being given the chance to score a set shot
>This thread hit bump limit in under 12 hours despite the government cuckoldry
/afl/ is at its GOLDEN ERA today, so happy to be here with you m80s right now
My fellow Sadelaide bro, rain finally
Basedbane are so elite that they completely shut out WorstCoast in the third quarter
are they still pulling those free, yellow rental bikes out of the torrens?
SEETHING
green scooters now, but yeah nothing changes. Stay away east coast, it's far too boring here. A really bad place to move.
This. We're full and all the jobs are taken, don't come here, there's nothing for you
Hey @FOXFOOTY, I’m already watching a game. Having a graphic on screen CONSTATLY moving and flashing trying to advertise another game is extremely annoying and unnecessary. @foxtel #AFLDogsSwans #AFLLionsEagles
7/7mate in Perth are putting the game score in the top left in a non intrusive greyduring ad-break which is a nice touch.
based straff
old school radio based footy
Just got back from the game, cheers to the iggs fans for being good sports
>iggs fans being good sports
you need a mental health check mate they all left at 3qtr time
(You)
Ones around me that didn't leave were nice enough.
I'm just fucking around mate, that's really good there are some good iggs ones over there at the Gabba because the ferals over here in WA are complete reprobates every time I go no matter where I sit.
I remember one cunt frothing at the mouth wanting umpires in a noose before half time.
ground would have been pretty empty then? Looked like they had a fair few there.
meant for
Was correct at the time of posting. Brisbane have now swapped position with the Eagles.
Only ~20k crowd, I'd guess there's probably around 12-15k Brisbane supporters that turn up most weeks depending on fixturing and the rest is opposition supporters.
heave ho