/marchma/

Zion edition

dook 31-byeson 27

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First for bad knees Zion

First for our Pam

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Hi everyone please stay the fuck out of Fargo and Lakes country in general we got -60F last year and nobody would like you here thanks and have a great day!

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See you at WeFest user

By the way it’s Bizon

Don’t you retards ever watch CFB game day? It’s in Fargo every year

As long as you stay in the gates with all the other streetshitters I don’t care

One and dones ruined college basketball.

All these great players sleep walking through their solo year and refusing to play team basketball. The worst ones just stat hunt to boost their stock because they're too scared to get exposed overseas yet complain about not getting paid in college

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It's going to be Duke vs Oregon in the finals. Just wait and see.

Fertility goddess for birthing many fine jewish sons

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22 hours 17 minutes until baylor beats g*nzaga

jewish women are so hot

please follow female basketball march madness pls.

*ahem*

FUCK USF
FUCK THE POWER5
FUCK ESPN

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This kraut faggot about to be btfo again

Wtf? Where is Romo? It’s the reason I watch CBS and Jim Nantz.

The A-10 does not have the right to exist

LET'S GO BUCKS

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>so far the only genuine “upset” is UCI over K-State(5-12s and everything farther down doesn’t count)

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tony homo is hard at work at the ranch

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We're taking over /hoc/, cmon, itll be fun

Fuck zion
Fuck jannies
And fuck this ref ball

it lost its entertainment value after the first five posts

...

Good post

>all 1 seeds f4
you do have it right? it was obvious this year

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Got three #1 seeds and Michigan.

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Heh, I’ll take care of Zion

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Just make the posts you would normally make

Post in /hoc/

TRASH BRACKET
>UVA
>Tennessee

-9, 10, 12 and 13 seeds won
-16 and 15 seeds made it competitive.

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2 5 seeds booty blasted

Also the state of Mississippi should never be allowed to have even 1 team in the tourney

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Have the first 2 rounds been boring so far this year? I've watched a couple hours both days and haven't seen much excitement at all.

>attacking a 3pt shooter with your dick

You didn't watch nmsu or irvine

Dirty secret of march madness is that college basketball is actually boring as fuck

>Dirty secret of march madness is that college basketball is actually boring as fuck
Dirty secret of basketball is that basketball is actually boring as fuck

>tfw Duke and UNC are FINALLY going to meet in the finals

How can other states even hope to compete?

Heels win 68-65 btw

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Need ISU to win this one, boys

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Fuck off I've had a lot of fun watching most of these games. Not everything has to be an upset you casual

Me too lad.

why is spike lee in these commercials? he cant act and nobody likes him.

They're joints not commercials

Im a life long ISU fan... hoping they pull it out too, they should

This.

>Greg Oden
>Assistant Student Coach

Quality of play isnt good compared to NBA. Its just fatties posting up and white boys shooting jumpers

If you know basketball strategy and think cerebrally real time college basketball is especially fun because it's almost pure basketball

The better teams run almost nothing but sets, no pure high screen P&R spammed to death like in the NBA, meme chucking can get bad for some teams but mostly they're all running it to get layups, and they're more willing to post up.

The shitty teams that are un disciplined and make a lot of mistakes like Duke are boring to watch.

ISU OSU right now is a good offensive set game and evenly matched

Do more memechucks

Heels can't stop Zion.

NBA is a one trick pony show where the Warriors win and a foul is called every other possession you casual

I know nothing about Zion other than he's hyped to be the lottery pick. What position is he and can he shoot the 3? Can he dish the rock and play d?

im just hear to watch them cry

based and redpilled

cringe

>What position is he and can he shoot the 3? Can he dish the rock and play d?
Forward. No. No. Yes on D.
He's just physically bigger and more athletic than other college players.

Soles can it seems.

Refs are fucking Iowa State. Sucking off ohio state.

ISU can't get a single defensive rebound

Stop playing 4 guard lineups you fucking idiot

FUCK EVERYONE ITT ATM

List of upsets:
OSU possibly
Iowa
UCI
Oregon
Liberty thats like half the day of upsets, stop whining or trying to farm some gay you's this is why Yea Forums is dying too many attention whores.

ISU is going to get the lead then separate now

Hes like shaq but 6'6". Shoots at an absurd rate near the rim. Highlight defender. Also smart bbiq, he makes the right play most of the time and doesnt ball hog. Duke sucks ass outside of him, he carries them hard.

Scarjo with a gun will certainly stop Thanos

any of these fags itt?

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Damn straight.

High quality NCAA basketball >>>>> NBA

ISU shouldve recruited a fatty to counter OSU's fatty. They look like beta bitches out there

Are we back in this thread?

I'm monitoring both

I've been following the Nuggets all year and they have been playing great team ball and have a deep bench. Now that I watch college I just see a bunch of skinny guys who shoot from the baby 3 line

reporting in

>poohio
LMAO

They do it for FREE

Zion has shot 50% from 3 in March

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are you the homo that picked Auburn?

Nuggets are an outlier and a team I genuinely enjoy watching in the NBA. Otherwise it's memechuck and piss poor defense.

Shoulda doubled what they slipped that ref to call all of Wesson’s penalties on ISU
And yes, muh refball

no im one of the homos who picked duke

ALL BALL

I hope one day some spee entry with a meme name gets the best score on the site so ESPN has to publish a story with "NUCK FIGGERS" or "They do it for free".

>block a shot
>showboat
>get a foul called on you
lmfao the absolute state of the shanty-state of iowa

God damn it Iowa State
They are going to lose this shit

No one can stop Zion Don

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>Zion

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FUCK

NO CHOKE NO CHOKE

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ISU you're killing me

Stop being dumb god damn it

>your 2019 national champions

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These are the best players the entire states of Ohio and Iowa could muster?

Honestly yeah. Im an OSU fan, but I usually only watch NBA (Im also making the posts about how colege ball sucks) and these foul calls are wack. Wesson is just elbowing ISU guys left and right and yet hes getting calls. Oh well sucks to suck. Go bucks

that is indeed how state schools work

o rly?

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OH NO

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I told you all multiple times ISU always chokes after winning the Big 12 tourney. I wish it wasn't so but we just suck like that.

ISU is going to either cheap foul or give up another offensive rebound to lose it after the FT game

Damn that was a fucking choke

ISU is a memechuck team. Memechuck teams never make deep runs in the tournament because the style of play is just too reliant on luck and getting lots of open looks from 3.

Come on bitch

OSU just needs to foul up 3

This always works in Euroleague

lmao

BLACKED

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Damn that was a fucking terrible free throw

Purple guy missed FT ISU loses

game.

Why did Wisconsin betray the Big 10?

FUCK

LGTSS

>Cockeyes

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will lose in the 2nd rd DONT CARE LOL

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Shayok didn't do well today but he's a surefire 2nd rounder imo. Fundamental shooter and great length, and a decent handle and good off dribble

Alright, bed time. Later, faggots.

AHAHAHA >CRYCLOWNS >CRYCLOWNS>CRYCLOWNS>CRYCLOWNS>CRYCLOWNS>CRYCLOWNS>CRYCLOWNS>CRYCLOWNS>CRYCLOWNS>CRYCLOWNS>CRYCLOWNS

number 1 in the Yea Forums group bitches

?

>bed time
>at midnight
>on a friday
Gay

WHO RIDIN BUFFALO BANDWAGON????

FINAL 4 BABY

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S E E T H I N G

Why does this feel like one of those tournaments where the semi will feel like the championship and the natty is going to be boring as shit? And the semi is going to be some memetastic shit like D U K E vs Z A G S in an "epic" INSTANT classic. Except, you know, how it's actually not.

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AW SHIEEEET YEAH

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no one important has lost

>Wiscantson

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uhhhhh #8 and #5 seeds???

Im getting up early to hike tomorrow

>needed a miracle to beat Illinois
El oh el

relegate them to the horizon league

Least you’re honest. I’d like to say good luck, but let’s be real, neither of our boys looked likely to make it outta round 2 tonight

>living in the corn part of the state

pour out a Busch Latte for everyone that has to go back to Ames

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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as opposed to the broken down rusty part?

Is officiating ruining the game?

>Pissconsin

>Chokies
Of fucking course

>Shitsconsin

The officials are why I don’t watch regular season games.

>Dicksconsin

Here

>Hicksconsin

Can’t wait for the NCAA to send out the apology letter to ISU tomorrow. Hope those refs had armed security escort them out.

>Bitchconsin

It was really bad.

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This bracket is going to remain perfect

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>Pricksconsin

I wish at least once, a coach would take the team off the court in protest of the shitty officials. Just once.

ISU lost 5 of 6 before the conf tourney. It was 50/50 on which team would show up.

>Pissconsin
>Shitsconsin
>Dicksconsin
>Assconsin
>Hicksconsin
>Pricksconsin
>BOOTYBLASTconsin

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Based LaVar Ball did just that

I just realized Tacko and Zion will play vs each other.

I'm fully ready for Zion to get exposed and blocked 5 times

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>Licksmyassconsin

But seriously, why does Wisconsin exist?

You know it's not the first time zion has played against 7 footers?
He still can't be stopped

Somebody has to make the world's cheese while shitface drunk.

Who cares?

I mean they would’ve won if that retarded boomer ref knew the difference between a hand and a foot.

>UVA
>Final Four

Dude.....

BASED Iowa & Ohio State ____Eyes broship

eliminating the annoying upstart faggot little brothers of each other's state with a good upset!

20/31 but my final four is alive.

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Culvers

I'm a Hawkeye fan but I was still pulling for ISU. Oh well.

Oh SHIT UC Irvine beat Kansas State?

Where my UC brothers at!

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Got killed on the 8-9 seed matchups lads.

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>gonzaga
gonna be a yikes from me

>pulling for Cryclowns
shame you didn't die in the floods

big ten is perfect

acc perfect
big ten perfect
everyone else fuck off

I'm rabid when Iowa plays ISU, but a good close friend of mine recently passed and was a huge ISU fan/alum. Don't give a fuck. Go Hawks, though

Well
I
Say
Can't
Own
Niggers
Say
It
Now

Tacko is 7'6 and the only true shot blocker, everyone else was 6'11 and positional.

This is like playing vs Gobert after stat padding vs a bunch of Plumlees

Can we vote Pissconsin and *ichigan out of the Big Ten. Michigan for that fuck up two bowl seasons ago.

>tfw the Pac-12 has won 75% of its games in the tournament

Elite?

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Only conference to defeat the Big 10, making them the premier conference.

Thicc white girls

Ja Morant is gonna bootyblast the seminoles

Davis here, good job bros. I got you against Oregon too.

>Zion edition
Heh, good luck manlet. Little Z is about to go up against a full-sized man

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I'd like to be proud that I got all 4 5/12 matchups right but it's hard because the 5 is a cursed meme
They should just skip over it like buildings try to skip the 13th floor

Obligatory Ratajkowski post

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Too bad he's slow as shit and Zion is still going to score 25 on them

I HAVE 10 RIGHT IN MY BRACKET AND I'M 20TH PLACE OUT OF 20 IN MY WORK LEAGUE

I WILL LITERALLY HAVE TO WEAR A DRESS IN 2 WEEKS

HELP ME /MARCHMA/! WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?

>tfw 19/31
Should I just end it all lads?

This is the best game Tacko's had all season, and VCU is pretty weak inside. Zion won't have any problems with him.

Theyre going to have to go uptempo.
Tacko literally cant run the court in transition. He gets limited minutes anyway.
He just camps out in the lane on defense

>*ichigan
oh, did we do that?

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Life is good
>Avocado Cafe

Right on side of campus

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Bro you are watching the trash college teams (i.e. meme teams in the 1st round) if you watch any top seeds from the good conferences, they run sets.

No these are similar stats hes had in every game all season.

Kickin' asses and taking names

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Threadly reminder that THE Ohio State University is making it to the sweet 16 and a bare minimum

If he'd averaged 13/18 and 5 blocks all season, he would be a pretty high draft pick. Go back and watch the games he played in the American. I saw him play at WSU and our backup center Midtgaard made him look silly.

>he’s like Shaq but shit at the one thing shaq was good at
Thanks, that’s all I needed to know

Doesn't matter when you're that tall. You can block shots without even jumping. It's the same reason Gobert and Yao Ming are relevant

From a guy who goes to Illinois, love-hate relationship seeing other Big10 members get run up on

Tacko looks more Shawn Bradley/Manute Bol than he does Yao or Gobert.
This dude literally cant run at all.

hi Yea Forums, i was in the band that played for K-State and just got back from San Jose. thank you for rooting for /our boy/ Mr. Sneed

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What are you even talking about?

You got upset by a memeteam, shaddup.

he's nothing like shaq. he's more like blake griffin. and shaq out of college was crazy athletic and 7 feet

5-12 CONSPIRACY

5/12 has the same problem as college football. You dont know for sure how good those teams that dominate the small conferences are. Murray State looked like a much better team than Marquette. I dont even count it as an upset.

Quack quack quack coming through!

>11th seed vs 12 seed game
Holy fuck

Kansass Taint and Pissconsin should be permanently banned from any NCAA bids

I'm in group ranked #5 on one of the other Yea Forums bracket tourneys

I was rooting for UC Irvine

Zot Zot Zot!

13 seed actually

Good night.

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Just not Florida's ass I guess, right?

Amen

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So far this tournament there's been a lot of upsets in the mid tier seeds but no big upset of a high seed so far.

SATURDAY
NCAA Tournament
>#6 Maryland vs #3 LSU
>#7 Wofford vs #2 Kentucky
>#10 Florida vs #2 Michigan
>#12 Murray State vs #4 Florida State
>#9 Baylor vs #1 Gonzaga
>#10 Minnesota vs #2 Michigan State
>#6 Villanova vs #3 Purdue
>#5 Auburn vs #4 Kansas
NIT
>Arkansas vs Indiana
>Lipscomb vs UNC Greensboro
CIT
>FIU vs Texas State

>city of Yea Forums

you really dont have a life

Just embrace it and go full cross dresser and make the rest of your coworkers uncomfortable, then just as they're fine with it, switch back to your regular manliness.

Wofford would be a nice Cinderella but they're a little team and Travis will dominate them down low. They'll have to go apeshit from 3 to even keep it close imo.

>>#6 Maryland vs #3 LSU
LSU
>>#7 Wofford vs #2 Kentucky
Kentucky
>>#10 Florida vs #2 Michigan
Florida
>>#12 Murray State vs #4 Florida State
Murray State
>>#9 Baylor vs #1 Gonzaga
Zags
>>#10 Minnesota vs #2 Michigan State
Minnesota
>>#6 Villanova vs #3 Purdue
Nova
>>#5 Auburn vs #4 Kansas
Kansas

the best part about march madness is laughing at how retarded black people are when it comes to naming their children

Can't wait to go hot all day, then have my bracket ruined when Purdue underperforms and Auburn wrecks Kansas

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God this board sucks

Buffalo and Texas Tech really got the shit end of the stick having to play each other in the 2nd round. I think both could be darkhorse Final 4 contenders in different regions. Same can be said about FSU and Murray St really.

The committee crammed way too many of the best under 2 seeded teams in to the West.

KState can get a pass since they were missing their best player and went to the elite 8 last year.

Shitsconsin however has no excuse.

I’m gonna be pissed if a mediocre Nova team gets a free path to the elite 8 or final 4 just because all the top seeds in their region are compulsive chokers.

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Lads will LSU win today?

LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS LETS GO KANSAS

Maybe I can finally watch these games without a lot of interruptions today

How much money will he get from the Nike settlement?

I want to say no but my bracket is busted so I could be wrong

That feel when there aren't four games on at once anymore.

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An extra 5 million to make sure he signs with them when he graduates

I only got 3 games right yesterday

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Kind of lame man

I hope kansas wins. So we can fucking rape you and never hear another word from you ever again about how you beat us in a tourney once because our pg was injured.

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I can never decide if it's better to play with special glasses or with contact lenses

Look at that cock on him

I had isu in my final

LSU gonna choke this away easy

What the fuck were you thinking?

He was a stud. Id let him cuck my daughter.

Madness

lel

When does March Madness start?

Thread theme
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek0SgwWmF9w

Did Fernando fuck these ref's wives or something? I'm not saying he's not traveling, but nobody gets called like this

It was suppose to start thursday

Who here is watching the women's tournament?

>one, max two games on at a time now
It's over

I'm gay btw if that matters

Not me

Good morning anons!

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Madness?

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It's twelve here so it's the afternoon

For me, it’s short shorts.

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I'm despising Maryland missing open looks from 3 and LSU hitting a defended stepback

Congrats on your autism.

Thanks

HAHAAA THIS COMMERCIAL IS FUNNY BECAUSE WHITE GUYS ARE BLAND AND BORING HAHA

Craving dairy all of a sudden

I had ISU going to the elite 8 in mine. You gotta take risks somewhere in your bracket, and they one of the few lower seeded teams that actually has the individual talent to make a deep run, they are just extremely inconsistent.

It is what it is.

Seething wh*teoid

These terps are doing worse than I expected

womens basketball makes me want to take a shit.

if you're going to spam a girl - can it be somebody hot and not this frumpy bitch?

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Really? Been constipated for a couple of days so gonna go try this out

Gas yourself

>frumpy

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i don't have autism

That’s great user.

lmao loser

WILL WOFFORD VAPE ALL OVER KENTUCKY OR NAH WILL WOFFORD VAPE ALL OVER KENTUCKY OR NAH WILL WOFFORD VAPE ALL OVER KENTUCKY OR NAH WILL WOFFORD VAPE ALL OVER KENTUCKY OR NAH WILL WOFFORD VAPE ALL OVER KENTUCKY OR NAH WILL WOFFORD VAPE ALL OVER KENTUCKY OR NAH WILL WOFFORD VAPE ALL OVER KENTUCKY OR NAH WILL WOFFORD VAPE ALL OVER KENTUCKY OR NAH

haha me too

Take the damn lid off Maryland's basket

Who's still alive and kicking for another day?

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that nigga want a piggyback ride

Anybody know the spread for Buffallo/TT???

For me? It’s based goldy.

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You will lose to MSU

>One trick pony team
>Playing against the ultimate victory at all costs coach

Lay off the shine, Chandler.

TT -3.5

Damn maryland. One of the big reasons they added you to the B1G was for your bball program

did anyone else pick liberty or am i just based as fuck

PURDUE -3.5
FLA ST -4.5
LSU -3
KENTUCKY -5
MICH ST -10.5
MICHIGAN -6
AUBURN -2
GONZAGA -14


TAKE YOUR PICKS BREHS

who .700 club here? got 24 yesterday

that kentucky line looks delicious...

Putting $1000 on Buffalo

Purdue
Fla State
MARYLAND GODDAMNIT HIT SOME SHOTS
Kentucky
Both Michigans
Kansas
Zags

Mostly chalk, Maryland was really my only big pick today

I think I picked them but I have to look again

This sax player for lsu looks like zuckaburg

/cbb/‘ers baked new thread
>boards.4channel.org/sp/thread/91640534#bottom
/cbb/‘ers baked new thread
>boards.4channel.org/sp/thread/91640534#bottom

>not proving it
embarrassing

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Back to back 3's

WBB: Who Needs Upsets!

I will say for womens that the 16-1's in WBB are the kind of soul crushing tampon destroying blowouts that I miss in Men's sometimes. Like Duke should have won by 52 points with Zion what is this actual shit?

Wait a second
Why is there a NAIA football player getting a car commerical just for having a vagina?

>just for having a vagina?
you answered your own question

EVRYBODY CLAP YO HANDS

besides Harden NBA is boring as fuck

At the bar today, bros

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very nice blog, friend.

i thought no drinking was part of your parole?

>CBS reporting on the mueller investigation during march madness
I AM WATCHING SPORTS TO ESCAPE THIS SHIT
STOP

Trump finna dab on the traitors thanks to the mueller report.

I'm fairly certain there's no teams in Orange playing right now

Kentucky

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Dont be so anti bro-culture

Theyre are however teams in red. Perhaps youre color blind.

>taller team wins
wow

>drinking
>not getting high first.

I dont smoke weed anymore, actually

This buffalo chicken dip is the tits

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Terps getting btfo

How did LSU not make the tournament with BEN SIMMONS but now they are a dominating 3 seed

lmao Simmons blown out and exposed?

I mean that roster wasnt as good even with ben simmons

UNC looked like hot garbage. I wish Michigan had Wofford's cakewalk path to the final.

Anybody else watching some spring training simultaneously?

Baseball sucks

baseball is the patricians sport

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Baseball is great
MLB is a garbage league tho. So many problems that will never be fixed.

Anyone else extremely bored by today? How do you put NC/DUKE/ORE on the same day? None of the potential upsets are really realistic.

watch baseball

Why wouldn't that asshole just drive her to Jessica's house? Did he fuck her?

Post a screen shot of a betting recipe then, or else I won’t believe you.

Were halfway through the first game, man

he built the pool so jessica will come over in a two piece
mmph

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betting receipt** I mean

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>Drumpf
>Jewish

Based and boomerpilled

Ivanka literally converted to Judaism

maryland gonna come back
and lose by 2

getting rid of communist zoning laws might make minor league be popular again.

>gives as much as possible to israel
>grandchildren will be jewish
hmmm

I wish I lived near a solid AAA team. I would be sitting behind home plate a few times a year for the same price as 2nd deck seats at Yankee stadium.

Maryland is such a shitty state. Fuck you faggots

Ruh roh

lmfao maryland has had at least 8 rollouts by now

Two possession game

Most are just good at recruiting

less than an hour til the real headliner today and the best upset of the tourney

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i'm so hyped for this game

Exactly. She's a Wasp by blood

And 1

how do we fix the foul problem in college basketball?

teach better defense

stop fouling

t. Harden

I actually want LSU to lose this because I picked maryland for this game

Woof woof motherfuckers

I have maryland beating michigan state
not sure where that came from but here we are

big bad bruno

>maryland beating michigan state
literally what

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what the fuck is wrong with lsu these dorks are gonna fuck my bracket

I am not sure why I did that
but at this very second there is a slim chance I'll look like a genius

>picking a big ten school
>ever

why do so many /cbb/ posters struggle with reading comprehension

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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>el
>es
>poo

Why do they keep calling players McDonald's Americans?

>biggest lead: LSU 15
oh no no no

LSU pls

it's a racist term, one of the few that the networks don't censor

impossible to know

>cheauxke tigres

Upgraded to bourbon

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The United States of McDonald's™ America

How long til we get some spelling errors

>LS poo

is this kid spamming bar pictures actually there by himself and posting to an internet message board

lmao

hehe
spurs

he's a 30 year old boomer actually

what app?

>mfw da terriers owners don't clean up after they dump on the tigers lawn

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538's website

LSU guy just got dabbed on

what’s the difference between a tortoise and a terrapin

This "days as a player" commercial cracks me up 2bh

>dude what if i just lob up a 30ft three lmao

Turtle that lives in brackish environment

tor·toise
A turtle, typically a herbivorous one that lives on land.
ter·ra·pin
A small edible turtle with lozenge-shaped markings on its shell, found in coastal marshes of the eastern US.

that's like asking the difference between a cardinal and a blue jay. they're different species.

terps are ATVs, tortoises are stuck on land

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Im a pitcher deep so soon, probably

I'm calling it the LSU buttplug

all ball desu

WHAT A SEQUENTIAL ORDER OF EVENTS

put me in coach

HOLY SHIT MAKE A FUCKING SHOT
fuck maryland
god damn

however sad your life gets
however pathetic you feel
however drastic your circumstance

at least you're not lex

>the land of Mary

would've been better to lose by 10

maryland deserve to lose this game after all those fucking missed free throws

he is filling it

ONIONS

THIS IS THE GAME WEVE BEEN WAITING FOR

what the fuck is the point of these charts if they just respond to score changes? you might as well just look at the damn score

It's nice when there are multiple games on so you know which one to pay attention to

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to justify some executive's kid's salary

this fukken game

whats the point in anything anymore

LSU is favored right now even though the game is tied becuase they have the ball fr the last shot dummy

its predictive

LSU will never be relevant in any sport lol

the chart shows you the score at a specific moment. bit of a difference

It accounts for which team is perceived by analytics to be better, but more importantly it gives a visualization of the entire game. You don't have to check a bunch of box scores to know the flow of the game.

lmao nice defense

go back to the acc or whatever it was

Just foul. dumbasses will make 1 of 2 probably then you get last shot

L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U L S U

>marylel

Imagine caring about whether your conference opponents win or lose

Go Hawks

Hey bro nice lay up. Don't mind us will just let you score.

good post

Travel and a half

S E E T H I N G

IMAGINE NOT SEALING OFF THE BASELINE WITH 5 SECONDS LEFT LMAO AT ALL THE WASTED PRACTICE

WE TIGAHS

>terps
What a bunch of fools

>needing a miracle
lmfaaooo

GEAUX TIGERS

LSU LSU LSU LSU LSU LSU LSU LSU LSU

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That's my fourth lost Sixteen team, I don't know if I can go on

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How many steps did that guy take before the shot?

nah

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Fuck that ayylmao 8head on LSU

imagine if maryland didn't miss a billion free throws

TOO BAD THIS WIN WILL BE VACATED LOL

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Get FUCKED twerps

holy christ, some of these garbage ads

kentucky upset time. are you ready to see calipari tears

has maryland brought any value to the big 10

I sure am

>value
>"big" ten
lmao

and the year of Chalk continues

not losing to 15 seeds

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Mostly in tv subscriptions but the new tv formats might change that

always make a secondary chalk bracket, picking all higher seeds

give me three good reasons why minnesota won't beat michigan state
i'll wait

oh I forgot they beat Indiana in the championship that one time. That was a good thing in the long run.

>all these upsets
>chalk year

Stay inbred

1. big ten
2. big ten
3. big ten

mindset
that's the only one i need really. apply it to any mn team
except pic rel

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-msu beat them by 20+ points once already this year
-the state of minnesota always loses
-izzo refball

>3 tournament appearances in 4 years as a Division I coach
>Took a school which had never been further than the sweet 16 to the elite 8 in just his 2nd year
>Has yet to see his team get bounced in the first round
>Turned a 3 star recruit in to a one-and-done and another in to a potential top 5 pick in the draft
>Ended Kansas’ 14 year conference title streak

Is Chris Beard a top 10 coach in college basketball?

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is the loyola coach top 5 in your opinion?

Has he beaten Kansas for a conference title?

Yikers!

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he beat Kansas State to make the final four

So that's a no.

glad you see my point

No because he’s only had one tournament appearance in 6 years as a head coach.

That Kansas State is a choker? Weird point.

>9 over 8
>10 over 7
whoaaaa upset city

Have sex.

GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO WOFFORD \O/ GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO WOFFORD \O/ GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO WOFFORD \O/ GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO WOFFORD \O/ GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO WOFFORD \O/ GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO WOFFORD \O/ GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO WOFFORD \O/ GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO WOFFORD \O/ GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO WOFFORD \O/ GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO WOFFORD \O/ GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO WOFFORD \O/ GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO WOFFORD \O/ GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO WOFFORD \O/ GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO WOFFORD \O/ GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO WOFFORD \O/ GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO WOFFORD \O/ GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO WOFFORD \O/ GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO WOFFORD \O/ GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO WOFFORD \O/ GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO WOFFORD \O/ GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO WOFFORD \O/ GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO WOFFORD \O/ GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO WOFFORD \O/ GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO WOFFORD \O/ GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO WOFFORD \O/ GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO WOFFORD \O/ GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO WOFFORD \O/ GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO WOFFORD \O/ GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO WOFFORD \O/ GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO WOFFORD \O/

>all 9s won
>three 12s beat 5s with the other epically failing on how to close out a game

>Three 10s advanced the other should've but succumbed to memechuck

>chalk

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All of these damn seizure commercials

\o/

sup

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taking my dogs out for a walk to give wofford dog energy

they dont need it. kentucky cant defend the three

whats she lookin like nowadays?

damn that wolves/wild mashup is super cool

Take your own advice. Girls whose BMI is more than 40 don't count

How many women have the MSU team raped so far this tournament?

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why is the game so fucking delayed

>that autistic wofford warmup

lel

Only if girls with gross bug chink faces don't count for you.

$$$$$$$$$$$$

all of them and some lucky boys too

No, I don't want to

madness is best when its scripted and corporate sponsored

What a spartan thing to do.

You know that is a silly question. Let me ask you would YOU rather have Chris Beard or Porter Moser as your head coach? The answer should be obvious.

I can certainly think of over 10 coaches I’d sooner hire than the Loyola guy, I’m not sure there are over 10 coaches I’d hire over Beard though.

SO THERE ARE JUST NO GAMES ANYMORE TODAY

MIDDLE OF THE 1ST WEEKEND AND NOTHING IS ON, TRULY A DEAD TOURNAMENT

>Dominates over smaller, slower, lankey defenders right now in college
This guy is going to get exposed badly in the NBA.

As opposed to manjawed overweight ogres?

most are tonight starting around 6pm

oh we memechucking alright boi

let's go dogs

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I bet Wofford +6, ask me anything

Oh shit

No it's just for $$$$$$

Since it's Saturday, the (((execs))) at Madison and Park Avenues think we're lazy fucks and we're willing to pull another all-nighter for no damn reason at all.

At least people of all races move to the USA, you're stuck with 99% ugly chinku women with tiny disgusting eyes.

The big guy can shoot

granpa you can take a nap I won't change the channel

Orange sodas taste like sugary vomit

how much

Orange Coke goes well with basketball because basketball's are orange
High IQ marketing.

YAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

they taste like orange pop to me

>sodas taste like sugary vomit
ftfy

>This game right now
>TFW I have Wofford in the Final 4

Keep it up terriers

$320

But what about the vanilla part?

based

boy i sure do love seeing the same 4 commercials every single fucking break
yee god damn haw

gl

white bois hitting 3s

Remember when regular Vanilla Coke was everywhere? Now that shit is only in select supermarkets. Vanilla Coke was the fucking GOAT in the early 2000s

now whats your mortgage payment

Why not smash the moneyline and make more profit?

If you ARENT a freshmen does it automatically mean you are a trash player?

Literally who goes to college for 2+ years lmao if your good then your into the pros after 1 year, starting sophomores+ is pathetic

People couldn't seem to get enough of it at the time

'preciate it, bahss

cherry coke is the patrician choice

Better get movingggg ready or not get reeeeady

>Complaining about pregnant tits asian commercial

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thought about that honestly, it was +260. rather have some buffer room. figured it would be close enough based on their shooting alone.

>pepsi blue only lasted 8 months
rip

Has Wofford ever been nationally ranked anytime this season? They're playing better than any of the ranked Mid-major teams this year.

how long before these kids realize they can go to europe and get paid for a year before joining the nba?

Has Wofford ever been nationally ranked anytime this season? They're playing better than any of the ranked Mid-major teams this year.

live in a one-bedroom apt, I'm 27

i have the internet, big dog. i can look up porn whenever i want

It depends. I know Lillard went for three years. Some guys just don't get noticed until a bit later but most pros get picked out after their first year

No, it's called college basketball for a reason

the original gAmEr FuEl

No one wants to go to shitty fucking Greece or Hungary

Don't think so but that's what happens to socon teams

>over 25
>not a homeowner
m8...

This is awful basketball from Wofford, there's literally no fundamentals just catch and shoot weird jumpers and long 3s

Kinda like it, not gonna lie.

Hurts your hype. Zion will earn tens of mills more in sponsors now that he played on duke and got national recognition. Smaller tier players don’t get as much attention too

Over the rainbow

they already realize it. college scholarship is still the better backup plan

oh no /nba/ tourists are here

inb4 Wofford burns themselves out and eat shit in the second half

shut up bitch

lmao the not guy you replied to but what kind of faggot says/posts "big dog"

lol cute buddy

It works for the Warriors.

They've already reached that point, you can only chuck meme 3s and play no defense for so long

Is Calipari actually a good coach or just the GOAT recruiter

you know you can go to germany/spain/italy right?

Come on wofford don't fuck up so early

lurk moar so you stop embarrassing yourself

neither, their boosters are the real GOATs

>Nigger Bullshit Association

Name a time and a place fagget

"the not guy," brilliant retort big dog.

Both, but he is so inconsistent because many of players leave for the NBA after 1-2 seasons.

whatever you say bud, keep posting

>furry commercial
im out

Shooting is the most fundamental basketball skill. What that Wofford autist does is the result of probably more shooting practice than anyone on the planet.

ok, big dog, will do

Does anyone have Tennessee winning it all?

right now
4channel

I'm convinced its the latter. He's had so much talent but has only won one title

Think they were late on. Like Mid-20s or somewhere around here.

hillfolk, but those aren't really people

anyone else's audio glitching in and out?

wheres the new thread

How has Kentucky not figured out to double team the short manlet #5?

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The same could be said for Jim Boenheim.

buy an antenna, they're 8 fucking dollars

New

You gotta be more specific on this. Obviously, a paycheck is better than the rag that is a degree from normal schools in the easy classes that student-athletes take. What's more important is the range of options that opens up when you're a full-rided player at a university. You get a lot of networking in the local area, players will always find some kinda work somewhere. The bottom-end is car dealership and in a bank, but its always there.

Going up the ladder, you get all the connections to get into the coaching game. There are a ton of positions nationally at all levels, and it allows them to both have a job and stay in shape because they hang onto the hope they can find a tryout and get on a team.

Farther up the ladder still, you have student-athletes who are actually there to gain a legitimately in demand degree. They know they are not likely to make it pro, and work hard to pick up something to set their career in life.

Finally, you have the ones who can legitimately go pro with little work. These players hurt their draft stock by going somewhere that the main scouts don't visit. They also lose some ground because it makes them seem "selfish" and that actually goes into the scouting report.

Finally, they get to play a game they love, be loved by the whole campus, and smash college pussy.

I think he's a melo baby so you would be right

fuck off no one cares faggot

He's borderline. His stock is probably rising as fast as anyone's, imo.

I have them in the championship game, only because their region is so weak. Virginia will choke soon and so will Purdue