Over/heem/

When did this shithole get overrun by redditors? God what an unfunny dump this place has become

are any of u fags watching bellator tonight

Who else /Bellator/?

i invented the "getting mad at current state of /heem/" meme

I thought he said "3 pizzas with a bloke?"
ohh yeah

It was invented like 4 years ago, only cazzies think pettis is still good

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Your mom invented motivated BJ.

Till wins the rematch

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>MMA
>Real sport

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I'm gunna browse the previous thread be back soon

I'd sub everybody itt

Yeah nice link btw op

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suck a dick, keep talking and i'll hiroshima your ass

Why is Reem hanging out with Willis?

Everyone laugh at OP

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77808493/#77808817

Garcia threw the fight

it was a noble guess, also why do you waste your time looking this up?

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Pettis flushes Toiletboy

I invented that guy

i miss good OPs

not before I ankle pick you, punk.

WHERE WE AT /funky/BROS?

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I would make the thread but the dumb fuck janiggers range banned me

shut up this is the best OP in years

*sips*

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looks more like pena

oof you are really trying hard with this eh?

*sips*

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Fuck off, Masvidal

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Can we guess what injury Pettis will fake tomorrow?

>le flushed xDD
Till is only 24, and when he moves up to MW, he'll be a world champion, no question. Just like Whittaker.

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he looks really unhealthy has he gained even more weight

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calendarnigger you sad bastard, why do you have pictures of all your old OP's saved?

Till is only 6 years younger than Aldo

a concussion, but he wont be faking after wonderpedo does to him

not him but i wish i was him. just a bright eyed young muslim college student in wisconsin the heartland of america. i typed in a random heemXXX webm on 4plebs and that was the first one i got

I would love to see a division for juiced up 40+ y/o legends.

till is 26

170 Pettis heems wonderboy screen cap it

youtu.be/mWQkOqhziKw

personally I'd love to see a divison of Jon Jones vs as many flyweights he could take on at a time. Just him beating up little guys, throwing them out of the cage into the crowd and shit

That's called the Bellator's Main Event Division

literally bellator

Based retarded Chris

Kind of mad at my lack of (you)s so far this thread. This is my first post btw

nice bell's palsy

i'll throw you a bone m8, here (You) go. I've been dominating the (You)'s so far im getting kinda tired of it

beg me

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>WB is a cut baby
>cuts almost nothing and LWs like alvarez walk around heavier

oh for sure bet the house my man

I don’t know any of the fags in smellypoo tonight

You're not supposed to. The moment you start recognizing names outside of the main event you know you need to step back from MMA a bit and give it a rest.

dodson vs. benavidez who wins

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post your slip or pipe the fuck down

>being shorter then a women
is there anything more humiliating?

having a dick smaller than a woman

not inventing anything

Anyone watching the wrestling championship? Mueller looked amazing. Destroyed the #1 seed, basically pitched a shutout.

haha that's crazy like how could that even happen? do you have any pictures? haha lol

Betting on Pettis

Benavidez confortably

i think it's "than" not "then" that would be a pretty humiliating mistake but no there is nothing more humiliating than being shorter than a woman

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why do I come here and waste my time every weekend? Every card sucks. So much of my life wasted. I don't even understand what is happening most of the time because I don't do mma.

the fucking STATE of Dodson, how does he get out of bed in the morning?

Caught my best buddy watching boxing so I had to heem him until he stopped moving. It's tough my man.

you just know

listen to coach red pill on youtube

he was never your friend

you’re bored and like watching people fight like all of us

That sounds retarded so no thanks

How long should heems continue past one's death rattle?

Conor beats Cowboy, Al, and Dustin

>coach red pill
cringe and bluepilled.

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he makes losers so mad you gotta get over the initial hurdle

Honestly WHO does Conor fight next?

>listen to coach red pill on youtube

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self made millionaire generation x family man makes atheist millennial incel cucks say such things give him a try

Goldie and big john fell off so hard.

Until my knuckles rattle off the linoleum beneath the shattered remains of their skull.

the winner of wonderboy/pettis

Dillashaw was juiced up

>this whole post
finna bouta be a peach of a “no” from me, to be absolutely desu with you

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people who look like that guy make 20 minute response videos to his godly advice

*sips*

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that "sentence" was a rollercoaster. Think you need to lay off the internet for a while.

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The best commentator in the entire game is unironically Paul “The Irish Dragon” Felder

Why take your advice from a millennial in schaub? Or a boomer? The only relevant people alive today are conservative Gen Xer self made millionaires.

you’re a real pit of a peach, b, you know that?

lads I think I just played a round of apex legends with geguard mousasi

oh yes, I'd love to see Jon, Ngannou, Black Beast, and Rumble taking a run at her

With a little step

bruh catch a ban already fuck man annoying ass lil dumb ass nigga *kisses teeth*

As much as I dislike Joe Rogan, I still wouldn't want my delicate little flower watching the documentary made about him. Imagine his little face hearing about how the Talmduic faggots used him as their useful idiot.

On the podcast you mean, right?

Don't take the advice of anyone who isn't at least in their 40s, conservative, successful through their own hard work, and white.

>tfw you don't have a squad this deep

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Just dropped the MOAS in the Till lads

this bellator card really is awful when are they going out of business

>conservative and white

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What is /heem/ gonna do about the estonia problem?

Was his posse always that big or was it since the first gooby fight?

>watching youtube self help coaches
lmao @ ur life

Success is nothing but good fortune ya lil boy. Get straight with it.

this girl on bellator is thicc as fck

Im coming for your taxes

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It's a self resolving problem lol.

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holy FUCK

How many of you want to know what it's like to be a ring girl?

twitter.com/mercedesterrell/status/1109241366897455105

yeah something like that. Blacked Raw is the podcast name I think

oh for sure keep your mouth shut and just look good bee

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The memetrilogy

#mentalhealth

My mom enjoyed it

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What did jones meant by “#childpprnography”?

I've got an upset stomach, so if somebody needs a simulated oil sheik to really get the whole experience, I'm your guy.

One good tug is all it takes

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Thot kino

Island Fights 54 is live
vipboxtv.se/stream-island-fights-54-live-1

Y'welcome b

This can't be worse than bellator

Who's really watching this trash when Lellator is on?

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I would not take advice even from god himself. It's the stupidest meme ever

Someone post the phantom stool webm

This is child abuse

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>Men actually fought to the death
>It was still boring

I blame video games for desensitizing me

this is the most effective wrestling defense and you can't argue with it

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Кapд yжacный ни oднo бoйцa, кoтopый peaльнo интepecyeт

khabib looks like shit here

your loss faggot, that card was one of the greatest things I've ever witnessed. Memes were compressed to densities that shouldn't have been possible. The MMA world was on the verge of collapsing in on itself that night, from the sheer weight of memes alone.

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GLORY has objectively the hottest ring girls

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>spend hours dying your hair ombre, curling it, getting the right product to give it the look you want
>find the right kind of bra you can wear underneath the Bellator top to give you the best cleavage with the straps remaining hidden
>have to wear skin tight leggings so incorporate a squat heavy routine on your short notice schedule
>everything planned for you to be an excellent head turner
>a ring girl doesn't seem like a big job to most, but I'm going to give it my best shot - you never know who's watching
>some guy wont even look up from his phone when you talk to him

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>YOU FOOL.... SHUT UP MAN
This whole event from start to finish was kino

true.
really not a fan of chestlets. the only thing worse are girls who get fake tits.

ONE

youtube.com/watch?v=sN99ElEbC-s

Who would have won between Donga or Andy? I legit think Donga might have win if he didn't pussied out.

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yellow fever detected

>asians
yikes

I got home from work, flipped on the TV, and Dada instantly collapsed

caazzzzzieeeeeee

youtube.com/watch?v=yAzfnGCTNVU

There a reason why midget Cejudo is single and makes videos dancing bachata with his belt

i think you're right

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youtube.com/watch?v=nOTBQHcrA6Y

normal glasses > those fucking hipster ones even people with good eye sight wear

lmao uh, what? you mean sunglasses, nigga?

Ayy diosito

I admit that cargo shorts are pretty based, but I lift 6 days a week and run 25 miles a week. I'd give myself a 8/10. Most white ring girls look trashy b/c they suck of uncle Dana instead of doing porn. The asian ones are cuter.

no those buddy holly ones every faggot wears

>I rate cargo shorts

That's all I needed to know, Melvin.

great webm

more like you would sub for anybody ITT
homo

Literally couldn't have made it clearer that you're an ugly obese manlet lmao

STOPPPPP!!!!

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Imagine unironically lifting 6 times a week

>I lift 6 days a week
why

bro split ftw. How is starting strength going for you?

No gains

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Name one (1) more kino youtube video
protip:
[spoiler]you can't[/spoiler]

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because he's a skinnyfat weeb liar, that's why

youtube.com/watch?v=7qZJO0igZ2g

Stephen Thompson vs. Anthony Pettis
Curtis Blaydes vs. Justin Willis
John Makdessi vs. Jesus Pinedo
Jussier Formiga vs. Deiveson Figueiredo
Luis Peña vs. Steven Peterson
Maycee Barber vs. JJ Aldrich

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Pettis
Willis
Makdessi
Formiga
Peña
Barber
(I picked all randomly because I only know the guys from the main fight)

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i feel like jay leno and doug demuro really shoehorned/pigeonholed i don't know the right term neither of those sounds correct though the mclaren f1 score and on that retarded note goodnight

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Wonderboy
Blaydes
Makdessi
Formiga
Pena
barber

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Thompson
Willis
Makdessi
Formiga
Peterson
Aldrich

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>cargo shorts are pretty based
>I'd give myself a 8/10
Autism is a beast

>standing that close to a hippo
does he want to get killed. or was this hippo raised in captivity

shut up fat

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>t. seething zoomers

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this. zoomers would get smacked by the hand of god.

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The ability to strike happened

I Expected the thumbnail to be a webm

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Is she 'tarded?

Am I the only one that thinks the Fedor Team logo looks like the Papa John's sign

holy heck boys

PFL signed Jordan Johnson, 4-0 in the UFC and 10-0 overall

First ONE signing Sage,Eddie and DJ, then PFL handing out $1,000,000 for 6 fighters on one night, then Bellator having Rory and Moose as champs, then Floyd fighting in Rizin

Is the UFC losing its monopoly status?

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do not bring this up again
we have contacted you via private message

No, somebody else commented that during the Bader vs Fedor card

ALMOST HEEM

he did the funky

>WMMA

WHAT THE FUCK

Reminer that toe Rogan heemed the fuck out of Schaub live on air and ended his career over jealously that Big Brown had the balls to enter the cage against other professionals, which made Rogaine insecure beyond an order of magnitude.

Schaub today? A washed up comedian with the second best MMA related podcast. If Big Brown ever becomes a serious comic you can expect Perfidious Joe to humiliate him live on air just so he can keep Brendan in his psychopathic claws.

no

Well he's not a washed up comedian but I do agree with your sentiment.

HEEM TAPPY

Geez, what a comeback

Wait fights is tonight?

Bellator has a hot doctorfu working tonight

Still 2 nights alone before the gf come back home, hang with me frens

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Super quick submission there. Black guy is obviously a jujitsulette.

not at all, UFC could easily keep these guys if they wanted
the issue is they only care about drawls now, if you're not a crowd pleaser WME don't really care how good you are

zstreamz.xyz/match/Bellator-218-Sanches-vs-Karakhanyan-2

DAMN joe rogans stepdaughter looks like that???

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Nice

Jordan Johnson wanted more money to and the ufc refused to give it to him

Is Schaub the ultimate zoomer?

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Can he even floss?

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what a retarded post

WTF i was just trying to get an autograph from Tim now he blew me up all over instagram over this

instagram.com/p/BvUD_YHFXZE/

Serius question, who is the most overrated fighter for you guys?

For me, it's Vitor Belfort.

It's enough to make one ponder

Woodley unironically

Schaub invented flossing

I never thought Benson Henderson was anything special

A year ago I might've said Cain but everyone seems to have turned on him

>TFW not even your own knees will stand up for you

>tfw comfy cops viewing after lelator

fuck israel

look at this roided monkey lmfao

Brandon Schaub

Wtf is that guy doing, just suck him back

Kelvin can win

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The reason he is insisting to fight in WW is that his reach is absolutely terrible for MW. For a one trick pony type fighter like him, there is absolutely no way he can get to the levels Whittacker did.

god this fight is fucking boring

I love how gentle and caring reem looks here.
just wants to do the right thing by hippo brah and not get heemed by nature

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Bellatir is always shit

how do you roid that much but still fucking suck

Good head-and-arm attempt there. Pretty decent action on the ground, honestly - do you just not like grappling?

fuck you

not when it's the entire fight that goes to decision.

the one good thing about bellator is the slightly more patrician crowd, meaning little to none whistling and booing

He's just waiting for a handful of poop

He doesn't like mma in general. He'll complain whether it's UFC or Bellator, striking or grappling, it doesn't matter to him unless it's a fight where there are multiple knockdowns per round and even then he'll probably call it sloppy and low level

>
For sure that was an entertaining fight

Why does Bellator have such a bad reputation?

Holy fuck bellashit didn't rob the winner

Regardless of whether you're a yellowfeverfag or not it's fact not opinion that one girls are busted as fuck. Most of the girls in that line of "work" are

Pretty based and all three judges gave Moldavsky a 10-8 for that last round

They robbed Megumi Fujii of her purity

I have to present a short essay (400 words max) for school tomorrow and I need your help. Who would unironically win: 100 TJ Dillashaw vs 3 Hippopotamus. Why? Thanks /heem/, my future depends on you guys.

Dude the fucking ONE sluts are literally bogged plastic retards doing weird ass hand motions like WoW characters spamming emotes

Hippos are terrifying

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too much too soon.
gave him a god complex by matching him against suited fighters instead of actual tests (except Woodley).
Now he runs his own race without having earnt the right to, the flow on effect is an air of invincibility, still doesnt tuck his chin and Im sure most of the yes man around him are either too scared or tell him what he wants to hear instead of the truth.
People saying he needs to fight cans to get back on track....at this stage Till is a can, needs some tough love from someone who isnt afraid to tell him he's wrong and riddled with flaws in his game.

Pretty funny that cejudo is forever alone meanwhile benavidez has the hottest wife of any mma fighter.

Are we talking about TJ post getting caught by USADA and therefore being clean in the future or roided TJ?

I remember seeing a nature doc when I was a kid where a lion attacks a hippo and gets absolutely fucking wrecked

>his reach is absolutely terrible for MW
>Costa
>Whittaker
>Tavares
>Romero
>Stewart
>Jacare
>Gastelum

all have shorter reach though

he must be hung like a horse or have the best personality that ever existed because he looks like a burn victim.
So many chads around Olivi and all of em wanna fuck her, way she carries on she wants the same.
how does he do it?

absolutely based boomer walkout track

>Dynamic Fastener
We're in full UFC time warp mode tonight

Unironically has a peach of a hog

His coach made him stay at welterweight

Olivi has probably fucked so many fighters desu. I'm surprised she settled for Benavidez.

youtube.com/watch?v=RCTVv8sjuko

is this the main event?

Classic Bellator 3 round main event

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This is super lame.

DAYUM that mayhaykan is gettin busted up pretty good hope he comes back

sean mccorkle what a flashback
he nearly retired mark hunt

>born in some random country
>move to USA when you're a minute old
>rep random country when you fight even though you don't speak the language and aren't engrossed in the culture

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he is winning the fight b

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*dynamically fastens you and cruises to decision*
heh, too easy.

Blood is thicker than soil.

favourite phyter physiques?

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Flared ribs are my thing

Eric Spicely and Sara Mcmann

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>1 a piece
good we get a deciding round

veronica macedo, rachel ostovich

How is Benavidez towering over Faber and Mendes

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>Is a mutt

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man, this fight is really fun to watch
*yawns*
cazzies could never appreciate grappling on the level of mma purists like myself
*falls asleep*
*dreams of khabib*

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The fighting pride of Australia.

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Veronica's stomach looks soft and very nice

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facts brother

I'd heem this faggot

too bad shes a coal burner, lost all attraction after I found out and I actively root against her anytime she fights, also funny how as soon as she started dating niggers she hasnt won a fight rly makes you think

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No hey hey hey

>I actively root against her anytime she fights
>going out of your way to watch wmma you don't even like

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shame about the tattoos

yes if i dont like a fighter i watch them and hope they lose it gives me satisfaction its the same as when youre watching a fighter you like and they win you fool

watch a PPV and it'll almost always disappoint or go full meme

>its the same as when youre watching a fighter you like and they win
Not really surprising that you can't see the difference.

UFC is sinking... FAST
Insiders leaking the numbers.. they're BAD
ESPN bought an egg sandwich... NO REFUNDS
Under 20 age group canvassed, how many know what UFC is?... NONE

If Khabib was Jones-sized, Jones would heem Khabib.

But, if Jones was Khabib-sized, Khabib would heem Jones.

woah

>actively giving a fuck about wmma is the same as watching one of your boys

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has caused me to really step back and think

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>watching wmma
>ever

>Boom roasted

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watching a slut who betrays her race lose gives me satisfaction i dont care about the rest of wmma unless i find out theres another coalburner then ill watch her fights to see her lose as well its not that weird

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K now do Brock and Cejudo

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No because a khabib-sized Jon Jones would still easily outreach Habib "Reachlet" Nurmagomedov.

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Miesha Tate nudes just dropped boys

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ppost

Been there, done that. Welcome to April 2017, grandpa.

Ass - better than expected, somehow, truly a quality bunda

Tits - worse than expected, yet still pretty decent

Cunt - ROAST CITY

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A Cejudo sized Brock

quit lying you stupid nigger that’s not aomething you lie about

New ones are dropping. Looks like they were taken years ago before she had her kid

bullshit they’re fake except for the one ass shot

How can this be?

>Error! The post you are looking for does not exist.

post the miesha nudes or else ur all lying

where to find more

wtf her cunt actually looks nice

>Miesha
>pussy doesn't look like a blown out pastrami sandwich

FAKE NEWS

Holy FUCK, that's a good nude.

thank you for your sacrifice heemster

F

That's a way nicer looking pussy than I expected. Good for you, Miesha.

You will be banned...but understand that you have sacrificed yourself for a cause much greater than the individual and that your efforts will be remembered for generations to come. Thank you.

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oh

I MISSED IT SOMEONE POST IT AGAIN. post link

Can someone repost those nudes?

Godspeed user

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ARE THEY FUCKING REAL? DON’T BULLSHIT ME, MIESHA IS MY ACTUAL MOMMY.

fuck picks this card is shit
pettis wins
blaydes wins
fuck heem and fuck niggers

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The absolute fuckin definition of a butterface. Look at that goddamn body, and then look at that trainwreck on top of her neck. Yikes.

oh shit they are real

based zoomer

holy fuck wouldeat

get with the program, we're jerking off

Janitor is a fucking faggot he lets us get spammed on by scat spammer but the second we see Miesha's puss he freaks the fuck out.

Are there more fights tonight?

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>tfw you realize the jannie is the spammer himself

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The photos are in a thread on Yea Forums easy to find

>going to Yea Forums
>not realizing everything on Yea Forums is a honeypot
nice try Canada cia

It just got deleted

It's just a middle-aged woman's snatch

It certainly did

how many different photos were there?

2

based Miesha cunny

I saw 6 total

Anybody else suddenly having captcha issues

The feds are on you. Jannie probably reported you like the FAGGOT that he is. Reset your router ASAP and take a break from /heem/ if you wanna be safe.

you save any?

She's the vice president of ONE FC, this is heavy stuff

>goes into kimura position
>farts

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No one, hes been flushed for years just accept it

come on senpai she's there for PR and marketing, doubt she does much as VP

link to thread?

could you perhaps describe them for us? use lots of imagery if you can

>ONE FC
>mattering

My nigga the fact that shes a solid 7/10 is the only meaningful factor about her nudes. Has absolutely nothing to do with her "career"

If masturbation is a federal offense this is the least of my problems

Based, they hate you cuz you speak the truth hombre

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>that's the joke.png

Duck I missed the nudes

my bad
duck off

I legit just spent 10 minutes toggling airplane mode with no luck, maybe tomorrow I can post.

I also had problems evading bans that way, luckily since gook moot it's in charge bans are not very long

this easy evading comes at a price, soon this place will require accounts. alot of people don't pay attention to the fuckery going on in /qa/

Poast it

I'll post them If anybody wants

>the fuckery going on in /qa/
Please elaborate

Pull that up jamie

>imgur.com/a/LrSuOwK

There we go

whoever said they're on Yea Forums is a liar i can't fuckin find em

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that thread went down like 20 minutes ago

Yeah that's a nice snatch, you should look ok into it

is caraway responsible for this?

google, phun extra

JUST LOOK AT THE SP ARCHIVE YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING MONGOLOIDS

based you kay poster

outrageous

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/91628581/#91633084

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/91628581/#q91633112

Just imagine lads

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Absolutely celeb
jihad.com/miesha-tate/miesha-tate-nude-photos-complete-set-leaked

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>no screenshots
>screenshots it
Based

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Please stop yelling

Anthony pettis

>muh epin nudes
What is this, 2015? Who actually cares?

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Stipe "Only ever beat flushed old men and hype jobs" Miocic

>What is this, 2015?
>Posts the Milhouse of heem
Guess so

Y'just got Schaub'd on, kiddo. Put some hespec on the name before I kick your ass.

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I have been staring at Miesha Tate's pussy for the past half hour.

Imagine not spending friday night on heem discussing mieshas tatas

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literally stiopic with tits

What a wingspan.

Megan Olivi has a good haircut

i'm bored

posting heems

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Anyone got Till Masvidal?

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shhh mods are sleepign

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that's a fricking nice snatch

virtually identical

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What's the number one MMA podcast?

is that actually her???

fucking obviously

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Well lads turns out God is real.

I want to lick her puffy cupcake.

Are you actually a retard?

>I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend

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Not a cuck but god damn do I want to see them fuck

I had no idea her puss was that good, damn. got more of a roast beef Hope Solo vibe from her.

Sports question- does an innie vagina provide a physical advantage? From a sport standpoint, of course

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Why aren't WMMA's snatches blown out like other athletes?

Is that a trick question? Theres absolute no benefits in a roastie except of serving as a warning sign for dudes

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Idk Ronda's looks pretty jagged

just a giant roid clit

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Males? I have to go with Rockhold.

Really super big yikes from me on this one my mans

extremely based

She seems like a nice person
not that smart, but nice

wonderboy will be champ in our lifetimes

BRUH NO WAY

God I wish I could shrink down and live inside her asshole

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How do people legitimately find PVZ attractive in 2019? Her tit job looks terrible they are super far apart, she's got a cow nose, and her voice is annoying as fuck.

>t.

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An american wouldnt understand
Everyone can become an american, it doesnt actually mean something
Your culture is just fabricated by companies like coca cola and mcdonals to earn a buck more
No offence

I always thought ths was a shoop?

There are legitimately more attractive female fighters. Fight me IRL.

you said she want qttractive which makes you a neckbeard

Some guy I lost to at state fights there. I'm still salty af about it,so I'm boycotting that shit

sure, but come on, she's hot.
fine, text me your location and i'm coming in june.

Is anyone tired of hearing "3 piece and a soda" yet?

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nope

yoel did worse and didnt get the win

Early stoppage

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Yous do nuttin.

>where i'm from.... x happens to ppl who do y
why do americans do this

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Imagine the smell

I like khalil though

She exudes sluttiness. That's kind of my thing

guys darren till is only 14 years old cut him some slack. don't forget he is a 7 foot tall munster with 350lbs walkaround weight and will be triple champ when he moves up

Till vs Bisping is the fight the people want

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I still wanna see him get mauled by romero desu

Costa is clean

I invented _____

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blow it out your ass

black angels

I really want to fuck Angela Hill

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Same tbqh

kek this pepe always makes me laugh, the eyes are so accurate
i'll forever be surprised they cleared mike to fight when he literally had one eye

post more

no

heem sleeping

everybody's on the discord

>m-muh GSP fight
>m-muh Conor fight
>m-muh legacy
Is there a fighter with worse business iq than Woodley? Managed to become a champ and then fuck it all up.

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If Andrade doesn't use this as her walkout music against Rose, then she deserves to lose desu.
youtube.com/watch?v=MrJLsNo9sCU

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
DAMAGE CONTROL

Why do we call him wonderpedo?

>tfw lived long enough to see nudes of Miesha

nice try, world

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What's your signature combo?
For me, it's the jab to the thigh followed by a cross to the cock

Wake up Valentina

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is this a new or old pic?
holy shit her pussy looks so fucking delicious
BREH

DELETE THE MIESHA PICTURES
>DELETE THE MIESHA PICTURES
DELETE THE MIESHA PICTURES
>DELETE THE MIESHA PICTURES
DELETE THE MIESHA PICTURES
>DELETE THE MIESHA PICTURES

Not only is it against the rules, it is disrespectful as fuck. What did she do to you? Now instead of acting like horny little rabbits who jerk off whenever you see nipple, try exercising some self fuckin control.

Pussy looks clean and tight but has no personality, would have to judge when its aroused. 7/10
Body is disappointing considering how hot she looks in her best photos. 6/10

For me it's depression and alcohol abuse

oh shit if it weren't for you i wouldve completely missed those images

thanks based retard

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Anyone else think it gets kind of gay when Heem devolves into a bunch of erect dudes talking about how horny they are?

god i wish i could shrink down and live on top of her scalp

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just let me bang bro

See this what I’m talmbout. Like why are nerds telling their sexual fantasies to a bunch of other dudes on heem.com? It’s beyond homoerotic. Like do you want other dudes to engage in a sexual fantasy with you? This isn’t your diary homeboy

quick question, are you autistic?

>just a quick handy with the bros haha no homo

Based

Someone cum on the printouts ..

I would but my printer is broken

>god i wish i could shrink down and live on top of her scalp

it's obvious shitposting

instagram.com/mokaev_muhammad/?hl=en
This guys a prick who makes amateur fights like UFC fights but we're guaranteed to see him in the UFC one day.

>impotent sexual frustration
Stay in your lane for sure

for sure it's not satire

peaches

Me on the left
youtu.be/QQpdm-33BFY

King Reina is one based dyke. Why are lesbians so good in WMMA?

If you think all the lonely, horny needs are being “ironic” you have taken up the official mantle of cpt if the lost batllion

I can't stay up for tonights fights but I will record them.

of course not all of them are fucking ironic you retard but that post painfully was

Prove it.

Uh... yeah sweetie it’s all on espn+ so you can just watch the instant replays. No need to record.

BT Sport.

prove that youre not shitposting for @s

Nice deflection....NOT

>tfw btfo

youtu.be/TLwwy2U1_Aw

Please post you're walkout song or I will hee m u

youtu.be/Gda-5CRg49Q
Straight piss

youtube.com/watch?v=Gl6Mtu2cZX8

cringe

This is why this faggot will never fight for the belt again and they'll feed him tough no names until he gets cut

He deserve nothing less papi

youtu.be/ir6mdEdAQjY

Based Tyron. Conor has nowhere to run now.

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Come join the /heem/ Whatsapp group for comfy MMA talks

chat.whatsapp.com/HBpPIaGJZpcFXeZe6r9k9I

>chat.whatsapp.com/HBpPIaGJZpcFXeZe6r9k9I

chat.whatsapp.com/HBpPIaGJZpcFXeZe6r9k9I

>chat.whatsapp.com/HBpPIaGJZpcFXeZe6r9k9I

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>Woodley loses worse to Usman than McGregor to kebab
>Let's fight Conor. You don't call the shots

>With her powerful round rump and sturdy rock hard frame there is no denying that Miesha Tate has a body built for plowing (pulling it not getting it), but the best thing about these nude photos has to be the hilarious contrast between Miesha and that onions boy manlet she is standing next too.

>A scrawny concave chested low testosterone homofag next to an unfeminine whore is the perfect representation of life in the infidel Western world. In fact, that picture is so profound in its imagery (as it works so brilliantly on so many levels) that it should win a Pulitzer Prize for photography and be studied in schools when talking about the decline of the West.

based

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Hou can tell who the low iqs are in the roster by how shamelessly they beg Conor for a red panty night.

Tyron and Cowboy won’t get jack shit hahahahaha you can fight some contenders on ESPN+.

youtube.com/watch?v=ABavfazPTjo

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that's the seed you dumb fucks

Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? I have 21,096 karma points, fucker. Don't come at me sideways again.

Reminder that prime roided TJ flushed Cody

based tyron holds all the cards

>you will never destroy ufc audience's mental state
m.youtube.com/watch?v=tY92NAdGaR4

So why can't fighters get on top of the cage to use their finisher on their opponents. Like in WWE, Jeff Hardy's finisher is the swanton bomb, which he does by jumping from the top rope. Why can't they do that in the UFC? I think it would be pretty effective.

Because it could go as far that one of them falls outside the cage or the fight continues outside of the cage. The octagon clearly isn't meant to be fought on

retard

Spell Till backwards

Gaethje would be the GOAT is PooFC were actual real street fighting like WWE

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Till backwards
;^)

Sdrawkcab Llit lleps

sdrawkcab till lleps

Can you get body like this while natty?

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It’s never happened in human history so you tell me

Spell the following backwards: "Till"

no, pic related is the natty limit

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he'll be fine

it's not an adult hippo in the first place, also he can run away and climb the fence when the hippo decides to turn around and charge him

N E W
N E W

Khabib

You are early you little boyslut

Ferguson

OH you got me god DAMMIT

That's what your gf said to me last night, you scoundrel

how is ferguson overrated

...

Yes, if you are pretty young

Le get dropped in every fight man xDDD for sure he's a peach of a nightmare matchup he'll heem khabib easy with muh epic jitz! Le rubber guard lmao, what a krazy kooky guy! Best win is Poovin Pee btw.

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he gets rocked in every fight

Rounds and scoring happened. Why slowly work towards submitting someone when you will get stood up before you get there and wrestlefucking in a dominant position is safer and allow you to win on points.

Traditional BJJ is not compatible with modern MMA rules. Which is why MMA focused BJJ styles like edgybra are starting to diverge from it.