Starts in 3 bongs and 45 bings
Place: San Diego, California. Former mexican territory
Mexico - Chile pre-match thread
>almost 4 hours until kickoff
why
west coast time zone (gmt-7)
why but why make the thread so early?
because I'm going to sleep in 2 hours more
Chile nos hara otros 7
Por que los mexicanos seguimos viendo esta mierda?
I’m going to this game and I’m white. Is wearing a red shirt a bad idea?
again?
honestly you can expect the worst from CHIs
stop being white
I hope we get 0-7'd again
Yeah true Arturo Vidal looks scarier than anyone in MS13
It’s okay to be white. And I have been practicing my Spanish
Same Bro's I hope you guys get 7 scored on as well.
That said, do you have any faith with Tata Martino? We had the chance to get Lopetegui so he could have his redemption arc but we decided on a meme ass MLS coach so surely it isn't that bad?
lopetegui is a meme
I like Tata, I just don't want him to cry over yurops and call them begging to play Moleros. I'm tired of these lazy faggots.
didn't Barcelona have one of his worst seasons when Tata Martino was in charge?
Yes but in his defense the players didn't want to get injured since the World Cup was coming up. So they played like ass.
Still better than Berhalter.
10+ months of searching and a >My Little Sawker manager is the best they could do?
North Cal chis are the fucking worst of us chicanos kek.
Based Huebro
>I’m white
lmao enjoy not gropping drunk qt's after-match
Would have been nice to go to the game tbqh
>lmao enjoy not gropping drunk qt's after-match
Based
Reminder than CHIle didn't go to Russia.
dobles y memexico pierde 4-1
Now that was a team
Valdivia was so promising, what happened bros
We are palying some young guys, some players with low amount of national matches + vidal.
Is mexico doing the same?
This is our team, this is supposed to be our A team, Corona and Vela refused the call btw
Lineups?
>Chile
Gabriel Arias; Mauricio Isla, Gary Medel, Guillermo Maripan, Eugenio Mena; Erick Pulgar, Charles Aránguiz, Pedro Pablo Hernández; Arturo Vidal; Nicolás Castillo, Iván Morales.
>México
Guillermo Ochoa; Néstor Araujo, Héctor Moreno, Jesús Gallardo, Miguel Layún; Edson Álvarez, Carlos Rodríguez, Andrés Guardado; Isaac Brizuela, Hirving Lozano, Raúl Jiménez.
>Andrés Guardado
I feel than the boomer Guardado is gonna play his 5th world cup
yeah and concede 7 again
Test
>Raul "El tronco" Jiménez
Why can't México produce any decent strikers?
what tournament is this?
>shitcharito
>lelyun
Can't believe they didn't call up JJ Macias, but bothered calling up these shitters.
The rape of México: Vol.2
No Vaseline
FIFA friendly our tournament starts till june.
JJ Macias seems like a decent upcoming striker t.b.h famalam.
Not even a chillabrother para ser honesto
until Mexico wins 7-0
Are you serious right now?
So srs t.b.h familia
I was starting to wonder if that "A team" actually existed
nigga, he's right now killing it just Chicharito when just arrived to Man.U
>Be a tronco all his career
>B-but he's on "fire" lately
Talk to me when he beats Texas tonight, actually don't even @ me bro.
Barça had no pure 9 and it was Neymar's first season, he was still settling in.
could any weon or guey help a brother out with a link? and just so you know, I will be helping the chilean team by going to the chile v usa next tuesday
Fuck you
post stream
>Le 28 year old future prospect man
Fuck you too
>Actually thinking this ChiLEL will win
You can't be serious, right?
>Acutally thinking this Mexikek will win
You can't be seriois, right?
"Fuck you too" i guess english isnt ur first language u poverty stricken spic
>i
>isnt
>ur
>u
Sure thing Mohammed :)
I can't figure out what channel this shit is going to be on. Does anyone have any ideas?
white english aka master race
but that doesnt matter
onwards
unironcally can't find stream
Post lineups
post stream
Just come to my house lad, I've got it on tv.
are you a CHI or a gringo that is afraid of getting beat on tuesday?
SEÑORES, HOY, COMO TODOS LOS DIAS, EL AMERICACA CHINGA A SU REPUTA REBOMBA Y NEGRA MADRE
>San Diego, California. Former mexican territory
>former
San Diego is Mexico if it had gone right
>comfy
>laid back
>safe
>red pilled
>military culture
No, we /CarcelCarnada/ now.
Yo onions uno de los weyes que le va partir su madre a ese puto.
yeah, it doesn't look too bright, the first match is always very meh from chile, but the second match is where they play good, I'm glad I will be going to see the second one at the stadium.
>you will never have this much confidence
Based
just get drunk
Acabo de mandar a mi morra por las botanas, ya se está tardando la muy puta.
>just get drunk
Don't tell him that m8, he'll end up getting arrested on """""rape""""" charges.
the 7-0 was played in santa clara, california, AKA, nu-mexico. That's why that rape of a match was so sweet, the whole stadium was full of mexicans getting embarrassed at home.
Dile que me traiga unos fritos de chorizo y chipotle wey.
Someone post link to stream.
I thought vidal was not playing today, I know he will not be playing tuesday against usa.
The Mexican single mother in her natural habitat.
Where's Vargas?
dile que me traiga unas doritos y unos cigarros acá los pago
My god our nt is SHIT!
>yo onions
lel, you have to chill CHIcano
How can you be so stupid to fail to coach Chile? The team literally makes itself, we have like 10 decent players and everyone else is complete garbage
I hope we lose so this faggot gets removed
shitty 360p rojadirecta stream
ko.rivosport.co
This t.b.h by that age they already have 2 or 3 kids.
Rueda OUT
she's sucking off some gringo on his vacations down in mexico
Why is that manlet boomer Medel still getting called up?
Stop hating yourself Texas, you're the best state this country has to offer.
HOMOPHOBIA BTFO
Lol Medel barely knows how to speak
>muh sexism
>muh homophobia
todo ayuda weon, gracias.
That was cringe AF
*softly chuckles*
Calma tus tetas y soya güey ;^)
Will Chile cuck argentina in Copa America once again?
Anime
gary can read
"T-thanks for coming for me this far user, I hope your new car didn't break or something but I promise they are gonna pave the streets soon... by the way, sorry I didn't tell you before but this is my daughter, she's coming with us this time, you don't mind, right?"
TO DO CHILE UNIDO POR EL TRICAMPEONATO
Nah, CONMEBOL will rig it for Messi for sure
Postean un link para el partido, pendejos.
>full anthem
Cringe
Heil Hitler, my dear friends.
>Play in the US>
>you become a transexual lover
>play in Estadio Azteca
>everyone screams PUTOOOOOOOOOO
what did The Africanistated States Of Burgeristan mean by this?
>muh homophobia
EEEEEHHHH PUTOS.
sheeeit
It's on public tv retard.
who /PanchoVilla'sArmy/ here?
Im in a car, retard.
Lainez will score a hatrick
Fucc that
*Drives Tsuru off into the distance*
Is there anything more cringe than this?
Where's my nigga CARAMELO sitting at?
Who else /boomer/ here?
Maybe he doesn’t have cable, retard
>Morales as a starter
Absolutely based, first time Rueda does something right
gracias la xuxa
Link?
Yes
this guy
VAMOS FUCK!
>Morales
Done. Mexico wins.
goodbye.-
>Alvarez
This faggot sucks
>doesn’t have cable
Did you even read my post, it's on PUBLIC tv you fucking tard.
Turn on the radio then faggot.
Ivan Morales scores twice and turns around the scoreboard in his triumphant debut
1 mex 2 chi
futbolchile.net
there
Subtle kek
Is the chileANO player that fingers other players buttholes playing?
>all that smoke
OH NO NO NO is manlet lainez playing?
pinche payaso
>mexico used smokescreen
It's a sub for this match
Nope, he's better on the bench desu.
Based
He's just being a waterboi today m8
sdfgdf.xyz
faggy spics dont want to post the stream for the 13 lads in the thread
Fuck you
>chicanos chanting "Ole" before the third munute
What is it?
Post Chilean qts pls
Mon Laferte
kek
We don't have any qt
>meco castillo
>moreno cagandola otra ves
wait till they play some random mariachi music for no reason. theyre gonna lose their shit
>Vidal
>Mohawk
>2019
Is he the biggest boomer is football?
puro chicano pride forever
here
He's also the best boomer
what happened to menso rocco
>you now remember El Mago Valdivia
he's utter shit
CruzAzul
this game is being played in australia
false, iCata for example
literally no one cares about this match
wew
OCHOA!!!!!!!!
Holy shit VIDAL that JUMP!!
BASED
>GOATchoa will never play in a decent club
Pinche camisa fea
>tfw no mexican gf to give a green card to
wew gato silva too
>Memo Ochoa
Will they ever not use him? His hair annoys me.
O C H O A
*cracks*
Ahhhhh Cuah.... ese chingon era un jugador!
this
ayyy
Is it possible to tell a girl is from Chile just based off looks? Do they have any distinguishing features or accent compared to other latinas?
>vidal and ochoa are the best players on the pitch
>both are boomers
Why are zoomers so shit at futbol?
Is the Cucky Lozano meme finally dead?
>LozANO
GOATchoa
post rocha feet pls :)
>Castillo
le 26 year old prospect
>tfw MEMEo 8a jas been our best player for over a decade now and its not even close
sauce pls
JEFE
>rocha
Wrong cunt m8
Are people still falling for the teloton meme?
"aweonao culiao hijo de la perra" accent
PU70
>PUTO chants
Here comes another penalty fee.
*sips baltica*
The team was better with Valdivia
>cara de mantequilla
>tfw I actually thought he was chile's best player for a bit
Is colo colo a boomer team in Chile?
Explain pls
was for a while (2015-2017) now he's just too old to play like he used to
big bottom ugly grills are kino
really nice game so far
>naco castillo
>Not sipping Tocornal
Reminder Nico Castillo would unironically start for El Tri if he was mexican.
Colo Colo and U de Chile are for boomers
Charles Aránguiz, the most underrated world class player of this century so far
no
BASED
>Gallardo
this faggot has never played a good game ever
not right now over the log
qt
>tfw no prepa gf
compas...
By now he's half mexican
>LozANO
>tfw can't take Isla serious because I'm reminded of that hideous audio
don't forget Magallanes
mexico are like england but just without the elite squad and the fact that we created the sport
I dare you to do it nigger.....
this is absolutely semen slurping and rigged for a draw so there are "good things" and "bad things" to talk about for the ratings and to stay with Martino in the spotlight
What a soft yellow, this is why soccer is inferior to based NFL
TE AMAMOS CHUCKY regresa
well it is a friendly so i def wouldnt bet on it
>mariachi music
What the fuck is wrong with Mexico?
Aaay ya yaa yaaayy
>that music
WTF, mexico is now trying to use MKULTRA against us?
>Cielito Lindo
Stop, CHI.
>kick the other player in the nuts and pretend to fall over
>get foul called in your favor
Based
CALLESE PUTO
For me, it's banda.
youtube.com
don't kill the Guardado pls
how the fuck can mexicans be so obsessed with this sport and be so terrible at it? it sounds like a damn party over there. People singing, a trumpet playing, fireworks, what the fuck.
>literally playing a karaoke
wtf mexicans
go to sleep nigel
Chicanos are what's wrong
>us
CALLESE PUTO
what's Adela's ig again?
s e e t h i n g
>this confuses the consumer
ill do what i want mexican user
Now they should play some Luchito Jara
do what? what are you talking about?
Wila fans keep telling me Log Jimenez is world class
What's a chicano (non meme answer prefered)
Why isn't Sanchez playing?
how can someone be so BROWN? not even Poos are this color
adelatanori
more like illapu for los zurdos con el aji en el hoyo
AYY LMAO
pic related
i like how illapu and folkore music sounds but i can't tell anyone because i don't want anyone to think i'm a communist
The children of Mexican immigrants in the US
A meme way to call mexican americans on this website.
Had to feed his dogs
i got bad news for you seba, you're a communist
WIN BACK TO BACK "COPA AMERICAS"
>DONT QUALIFY FOR THE WORLD CUP
Ok, don't give a shit about this boring match but can anyone tell me why Chilean women are so weird?
>Be me
>Met Chilean girl in my university
>Start talking to her, we become friends, i prepare a plan to fuck her
>Invite her meals, breakfasts, etc
>One day, we got to Six Flags
>She starts dating another idiot
>Meh whatever
>Stops talking to me
>Stops talking to everyone in class
>She is literally glued with him
>Everyone in my class starts to hate her
>She got beaten up by one of his friends and she recently got an accident
I dunno if it's Karma but Chilean women are weird...
anda media timida ah
>at's a chicano
Chicano is slang for your average brown manlet Mexican that emigrated illegally to the US and speaks English very fluently and he says he "loves" his Mexicn heritage but dresses like gangsta rappers, listens to grangstarap, talks like a ghetto crack dealer and all thye know about Mexico is El Chavo, Tamales and pan de muerto.
deport everyone in this stadium desu
Mexicans from California that larp the reconquista Aztlan meme. The Chicano movement started in the 1970s as a response to what Mexican-Americans perceived to be injustices upon them. They started a marxist nationalist group called the Brown Berets which was a copy cat of the Black Panthers. Typical cringelord commies as any other ethnicity.
>mfw that's my actual name
PUTO
>3,243 posts
ok, I'll lurk that shit later
what else did you expect from el mestizaje maligno?
Because they are Chilean
illegal crowd
It is our A- team don't worry about that
>pagafantas
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Looks like (((They))) are onto you mi Seba.
TO THE CHILEAN FARMERS
WE'LL SEE YOU AT THE FINALE
guardado is gonna fuck the shit out of vidal in the shower after the game
PUUUUUUTOOOOOO
>Blaming her
You're just a beta, that's all
>be wh*Toid
>get triggered by a 15th century language you can’t understand
South American wmoan are like Pandoras box. You can do everything in the world for them but there is only 1 key, and when the key opens them they are batshit crazy for it.
this camera-man is doing an awful job, probably gringos fired the old guy to put a woman because of the inclusive meme
I blame jews
>chilean women
ew
This and only this
>Unknown
I don't blame her, i even was cool with her fucking the other guy, what i found interesting is that she suddenly stopped talking to everyone and got hated by everyone at class.
How come Aranguiz does literally everything right?
I need 6000 dollars, pls help
So they're kinda like yanderes minus the murderous impulses.
We better put Chacón as referee for the 2nd half.
>*sucks aranguiz dick*
this
Post pictures of the game, retards
traeme un bonice
We /pedo/ now?
youtube.com
I already miss Carlos Vela. I remember him styling on Brazil while Lozano, Hernandez and Jimenez where nowhere to be found.
These gringofats will help you
>pueblosinfronteras.org
would take tits from the left, and put them on the right girl, middle bitch can lick my asshole while I fuck my just made hybrid whore
You are the typical "friend" who pays for meals, movies and dinners while another poorfag destroys her pussy and anus, you are a loser, NEVER invest so much time and money in a bitch unless you are getting your cock wet the second week dating her.
only the one on the right is fuckable
Shit game
post Chilean thots
deporte traga semen
M E D I O
T I E M P O
WTF I root for Tigres now
This, illegal scum LARPing as mexicans
there's nothing interesting
I guess it can't be helped
>now
anime is for pedophiles
Dude if you don't make a move by the third time you go out with her you'll be friendzoned forever. Going to six flags just as friends has to be the most beta thing you can do.
Chile is güait
>tercer lugar
kek
>3rd place
white loser
I need to see Arias beautiful face
The girl in the middle looks like a pajeet
Ay dios mio
Do chileans take pride in their copa america wins?
Medio tiempo is for putas
this is why i like my women peruvian or bolivian
>pajeet
yeah, they are pretty insistant
Is this Mexico's C team?
Martínez
Rubio
Mora
I made Ruedas job
It's our F team if you catch my drift
Looks like my mom
This place is lit anons
This is ironically our A team, but Corona and Vela didn't want to come ;_;
Rueda out
post your mom ig
F for fart?
Why does everyone want Vela now? Just a couple years ago you were saying MLS would ruin him forever.
would eat her ass out until she finish to cook
He was unironically the best player for Mexico against Brazil and Korea.
Just to spite the little pea
does your mom have an ig?
based 3rd world ass poster
Playing in MLS won't hurt him. He never tried in football and always did pretty good
Tata chose not to call up Vela. Sounds personal kek.
For me, it's still Tania Rincon.
I-I hope she doesn't
I am upset because the midfield obviously needs a playmaker. I miss him so much bros
first world
This. The dude literally has said he doesn’t even like football. His favorite sport is apehoop, and he just views football as a paycheck. That turned off a lot of people.
this is the worst arse ive ever seen posted on 4channel
How do i get a redhead Mexican gf?
Would fuck
>Tania Rincon
(((preg)))'D
Some how this girl looks way sluttier, and like she’s more likely to give me a STD. Would still bury my pork sword in her stench trench if you understand the words I am using to convey a message.
Sounds based and redpilled
imaginen arrancarle los pelitos rojos del anito
She's already burst.
BASED prieto giving that verga de Aztecs to güeritas.
>Gallardo
*sigh*
she looks inbred
Qué trapito tan bonito
Well, she's a wila. Close enough?
>Vidal
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Where's chicharito and Alexis?
NO ERA
>mexidives
PEEENAAAAAALL, BRAVO AYURA
No era
>benulty
Slutty prepa girls bring me some good memories.
>el argentiANO
>That
>A penalty.
Refball already?
refball
What are the items she's holding?
EMBARRASSING
>chilel
holy shit, stop!!
don't spoiler me please my stream is too far behind
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL PUTITOS
así como dicen los chiva-hermanos, este gol es del América también ;^)
Gol!!!!
EMBARRASSING
EMBARRASSING
EMBARRASSING
EMBARRASSING
EMBARRASSING
the refball
yikes
Rueda OUT
>not giving it to gayashit
based guardado
elaborate pls
LETS NOT JOKE CHILE LADS THESE BOYS ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE
>boomer guardado
Era?
si
diferente user pero me tocaba turno de la tarde y a la salida nos sentabamos hasta atras del camion y se dejaban manosear
don't fight, if feels good it's ok
>tfw you will never be chilango
>tfw you will never live in meshitco city
>tfw you will never be a brown manlet indio
>the player responsible for the foul is argentinian
>and the goalkeeper is argentinian
>pizzabro
>yellow card for Pizarro
poor man, really wanted to play in Yurop :(
ERA PENAL
noo! stop! It's bad because the law says so...
Great """national""" you got there.
>Gallardo
fuck this asshole!
>pic related, they were qts i swear.
Let the Mati posting begin.
Pinches sudacas de mierda chupa vergas hijos de su puta madre.
Dieron el puercazo
cringe and bluepilled but checked
Rude.
I know bro, rooting for the best team of Mexico and live in the Norti is the best feeling ever
son las mas cachondas compita
>martino se hacerca al tucu para decirle algo
>"que pasa tucu eh, regalános un penal che, un penal por la argentiiiina jajaja"
ay dios mio, es satanas.
>666
Good post
kek
fucking this
Based
>hacerca
kill me please...
kek wait, is that Ted Unkel?
punished pizarro
cachau
Yo si les regalo un chamaco a las 4.
>2-0
>vidal
2-0 goodbye wheel
8-0 incoming
HOLY FUCK MEXICO IS WINNING THE COPA ORO AND GOING TO THE 5TH GAME AT THE WORLD CUP ITS HAPPENING BROS
VAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!
5 MORE
LOOOL
Arias sucks, activate BRAYAN CORTÉS
HOLY FUCK WTF
chile
>the city of chilel
Fuck vidal hijo de puta
>texas
oh shit
EMBARRASSING
EMBARRASSING
EMBARRASSING
EMBARRASSING
EMBARRASSING
EMBARRASSING
QUE ESTA PASANDO DOCTOR
I didn't know Chile were that based
Just four more goals
4 MÁS
OH NO NO NO AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>mar y pan
is it too late to put jara in?
Fuck chile lol
oh boy
Reverse 7-0?
3!!
NOS FALTAN 4(3)
JA JA JAJA JAJAJ SUDACAS DE MIERDA
LOL RUEDA WILL QUIT AFTER THIS
Is BOSS WHERE IS THE CHEQUE, BOSS? Playing?
Chile btfo
EL TRI
MASSACRE
EL TRI
MASSACRE
EL TRI
MASSACRE
EL TRI
MASSACRE
EL TRI
MASSACRE
EL TRI
MASSACRE
EL TRI
MASSACRE
oh shit
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF CHILE
So this is the power of CACA Martino
JESUS CHRIST LOZANO
the kid is fucked once he loses speed in 3 years but for now he's nice
7-0 incoming
hoping for a 7-0 and rueda sack
pulgar playing like it's training.
Quemaditos.
OHNONONONONONONO
>ugly women are the horniest
I wonder why... thanks but no, ill stick to my qt women since im good looking.
this game got better
>getting dabbed on by a farmer's league baby
10-0
vamos a golear a estas putas
10-0?
ITS HAPPENING!!!!
Is this the same stadium where the tacocaust happened?
miss me yet?
it is tho
OH NONONONO
my secondary team is also mexico
This is a friendly no one is getting sacked.
VAMOS VAMOS!!!!
it's time for Lainez
this was our D team jej
Nunca fuiste a un convivio?
No he is not
aver
i miss jara why would i miss a trophylet
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
Feels good being Mexican
Ignore the flag
NICO NICO NII
qts act like they are doing you a favor during sex. I prefer gordibuenas.
YEAH BOI
EPIC MATCH GOLA FRENZY
OK, se viene la remontada...
Natural instinct to reproduce.
YIKES
NICOOOOOO
Post the goals
7 - 3 incoming!!!
HUES I DONE DID IT
>dat dimple
for me its the huanuqueño
No, it's not the Levi's Stadium
Relatable. Imagine being a wh*Toid kek.
#lodamosvuelta
>3 - 1
I guess.
GOAL FRENZY
Sacate a la verga con ese pendejo
i dont know that feel since im actually good looking... qts ive banged really wanted my seed inside them.
High Test post. Don’t get me wrong, I usually spend more time on good looking girls but I’ve got an ugly booty call when I get desperate and it’s better sex than any of the qt thots.
>Jara in
IT BEGINS
All of these awful passes by Mexico and they are still winning.
>jarita
Ok, lost all hope 7-1 incoming
Is he the one that fingers buttholes?
yes
Find waldo
what is the name of this mutant ass?
FUERA MEDEL ARÁNGUIZ CAPITÁN
FUERA MEDEL ARÁNGUIZ CAPITÁN
FUERA MEDEL ARÁNGUIZ CAPITÁN
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