ITT: Post athletes that look like the stereotypical person from their country.
I’ll start. Pickford looks as English as they come.
ITT: Post athletes that look like the stereotypical person from their country
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Brody Garcia
Krzynówek
Julian Smith
Alderweireld is a typical Vlaamse-Belang voter for me
Gabriel Nelson
Nathan Ramirez
Looks as french as they come
Hudson Ward
Benjamin Parker
I actually think he looks Scottish
William Brown
Looks as
>irish
as they come
Noah Miller
Future ruling class of amerikwa
Charles Jackson
Luis White
Alexander Green
>o sul é meu país
lmao get a grip
Jace Ortiz
how do scottish people look different than english?
Hudson Rodriguez
russian
Caleb Moore
Ive been compared to him desu
Hunter Murphy
He looks like me a lot.
Easton Rivera
Anthony Ortiz
Germany: Kroos
Croatia: Jedvaj
Italy: Spinazzola
Sweden: Helander
Serbia: Ljajic
Ireland: Whelan
Denmark: Kjaer
Portugal: Neves
Ethan Jones
We could include managers too.
Isaiah Johnson
Literally, who?
Brayden Roberts
Matthew Powell
greetings fellow whites
Carter Hill
Jacob Hill
kek
Mason Garcia
hot tbqh
Brayden Williams
When will spring break end?
Luis Gray
Jack Torres
Andrei Kirilenko
Christopher Cox
Weigl works for Germany too
Mason Davis
Slutsky's fukin based.
Justin Rodriguez
Looks as English as they come
Xavier Torres
They're fatter and look slightly more inbred
Leo Torres
>dat hair
>dat built
What this style called?
Caleb White
Gebaseerd
Colton Phillips
Schweinsteiger is unironically the first person to pop up when i think of a German
Carter Hill
Bigger occupit/forehead, look a bit more retarded. Everyone here used to look like some variation of that but hardly any zoomers do, mutst be something in the water
t. a Scot
Leo Sanders
That's just sad
Gabriel Martinez
Although hard with the different regions, I think he is good catch all representative
Michael Wilson
Top bants Iceland
Nathan Campbell
Emre Can
Isaac Ortiz
ABSOLUTE UNIT
James Reyes
>”where is the continuum transfuctioner”
Gabriel Martin
Looks Spanish or southern French.
David Cox
Noah Nelson
Alles klar Käskopp
Justin Nguyen
Quintessential MIDOL
Wyatt Jones
La créature
Elijah Wood
DUDE
Noah Ramirez
*flushes toilet till*
Nolan Cruz
kek
Christian Sullivan
Haha holy fuck
Hunter Thomas
slutsky looks as generic ruski ask they get
Dylan Carter
Quintessentially Belgian
Nathaniel Adams
Nathaniel Davis
>keeper is always white
Why? Every single time.
Joshua Bailey
Muller seems more stereotypically German to me
Ryder Reyes
>black keepers
Camden Morris
Mvogo and Onana are good
Ian Torres
this is our u16 lol
Luis Gomez
Lol what?
Ian Martinez
Samuel Taylor
Dominic Nguyen
>onana
Tyler Gomez
He's half Dutch, thats why
Kevin Gutierrez
joe ingles just looks like the australian shitposter meme
Parker Garcia
Free (You) for accuracy
Gabriel Turner
nerman looks like a typical mixed brazilian macaco to me
Camden Morris
That's cherrypicking. Onana will be considered a top 5 goalkeeper within 3 or 4 years, mark my words.
Colton Hill
>Le one bad game so it means he is shit
Everyone played awful that match. Especially that Fuckface Magellan
Lucas Hughes
He and Xabi Alonso look the same, and they are both basque.
Jason Cruz
Hot
Levi Gonzalez
For me it's Neuer.
Nicholas Edwards
>Talking shit about based Dida
Alexander Edwards
Joseph Brown
Jack Nguyen
wrong
Jaxon Gomez
The quintessential American
Asher Wilson
Carter Carter
wrong pic
Easton Young
Literally me
Nathan Jenkins
Jej
Christopher Hernandez
How will they ever recover
Evan Butler
hahahaha its funny because there are a lot of blacks in france xd xd hahahaa
Brody Howard
This but unironically.
Stay mad Ngubu-Johnson
Daniel Jenkins
>him
Ayden Wright
From Germans I gather Muller is what Bavarians look like while Schweinsteiger is what other Germans look like
Isaac Reyes
Schweinsteiger is Bavarian as well. It's not like Bavarians and Prussians are that different to begin with, anyway.
Nolan Stewart
I wanna be le white please guys.
Christian Torres
He's not from Morocco...
Dylan Miller
YOUNG CHOP ON THE BEAT
Christopher Gonzalez
Ter Stegen
Joseph Ramirez
Gabriel Murphy
Blacks dont want the responsibility of being a stone cold sober keeper. They need style and flair. Most highlights are you getting dabbed on as a keeper
Ryder Taylor
I agree
Angel Morales
Gabriel Hall
he looks like an SS officer
Cameron Turner
Stereotypical White French: Lloris
Stereotypical Black French: Anelka
Levi Allen
Wow, that is one lucky fan!
Angel Cook
Don't they have really long faces?
Andrew Bell
Good joke, Javier
Jordan Cruz
Noah Wood
lmao that looks like a german you faggot larper. pic related is more accurate
Nolan Ward
how can "black french" have a look when they are from multiple parts of africa? they havent been in france long enough to develop a phenotype.
op is right and your pic looks more like a slav
Colton Parker
stereotypical black french looks like pogba
Charles Watson
>when they are from multiple parts of africa?
they are all from west africa. they're pretty similar amongst themselves.
Dominic Fisher
>this poster has no passport
Brandon Martinez
only rich poofters and criminals go overseas. no reason to leave the US of A.
Andrew King
Looks like an English skinhead
Jacob Johnson
Nah he's at least Eastern European, you can tell by the absolute lack of anything behind the eyes.
Landon Adams
most russian face i can imagine
Noah Myers
Donovan, Dempsey, and Pulisic all look super American. White skin with black hair and black eyes.
Owen Brown
Reminder that god didn't create a world with borders
Robert Barnes
reminder that god didn't create anything because he doesn't exist. men rule the world, the strongest men decide where the borders go.
Andrew Diaz
Jeremiah Bailey
i stand corrected, carry on
Matthew Richardson
me on the right
Ethan Reyes
Not any better at your borders, Jose.
Carson Barnes
no goober?
Owen Morales
fun fact the reason those people are sitting on top is because there are border patrol agents off camera watching them.
Jason Sullivan
i bromise goy wall is gomings :DDD
just gib me 4 gorillion shegels and i swear i will mage wall to geep ebil mexigans out :DDDDDDDD
Elijah Long
these persons aren't mexicans by the way, not that you give a shit but all of them come from the caravan whose people are from Central America
Nathaniel Russell
Based Dutch
Adrian Jones
shouldn't have let them shut down your roads and walk straight through your fucking country just because you're bitter at us. they are honorary mexicans now.
Owen Cruz
Robbie Brady doesn't just look like a stereotypical Irish lad. He's got the most Dublin head on him I've ever seen.
Logan Harris
Forgot pic
John Parker
the covfefe coif
Carter Harris
Literally boiling alive.
Christopher Clark
absolutely seething holy shit lmfao.
Adam Evans
I think Salcedo looks even more average.
Colton Wood
Reminds me of that weird hyper-masculine squidward face
Leo Harris
Wait how do you know of Helander???
Chase Cooper
Reminder god also created a world without ecosystems and regional climates. That's where the real conspiracy is... why there is even a climate at all.
Nolan Roberts
lard man mode
Nicholas Gray
Non meme answer: André Silva
Sebastian Bennett
some crazy mendelian atvism shit happened with Asensio man
Anthony Gomez
Luke Scott
Pochettino as a player
Adrian Anderson
All that’s missing is a can of irn bru.
Aiden Reyes
Best post this year on spuh
Charles Garcia
Nolan Jackson
>>
haha. no. no. 90% of mexicans look the same
>black hair
>pumpkin shaped head
>oddly large teeth
>brown/black eyes
>obese
pic related
For europeans, listen, Americans are typically fat we'll admit it, but mexicans unless they are dirt poor are usually 5'6 220lbs hairy short armed pumpkin headed freaks.
Nathan Edwards
Brody Hughes
Sebastian Watson
Screw the Universe!
Cameron Peterson
Kill yourself
Gavin Mitchell
How can anyone believe white people aren't purposefully being replaced in their countries after seeing shit like this.
Hunter Rodriguez
get the fuck out you disgusting abomination unloved by both blacks and whites alike. wow racism solved lol
Josiah Martinez
BANG BANG
William Anderson
You couldn't intercept Philip rivers
Cameron Martin
They're ginger, pickford doesn't look Scottish.
Parker Robinson
Jackson Peterson
>what Brazilians think of themselves v the reality
Austin Hill
because thats the actual U-16 fucking /pol/tards :
>"lol look at how black that U-16 in 2012 was , belgium is replaced !"
Jacob Hill
Stay mad
Ian Gray
Obsessed
Jaxson King
poltards
Cooper Robinson
kek
Jordan Nelson
Sebastian Wilson
jesus fuck, those two are the literal embodiment of Russia
Jose Cox
Can confirm
Carter Hill
Looks like a perfect SS propaganda poster
Jaxson Watson
quintessentially greek
Isaiah Mitchell
true but humans did, and generations of inbreeding can lead to countries/regions have distinctive looks
Chase Thomas
Which one
Julian Williams
me on the left
Samuel Roberts
>xD
Jose Jackson
Sebastian Green
Forsberg (left) = average country zoomer who plays CS and dota
Granqvist = average boomer
Zlatan = average jugge
Jacob Moore
>anime tattoo
more offensive than the salute tbqh
Elijah Anderson
because i actually have respect for my proletariat brothers
Easton Allen
>don't work
>proletariat
Ryan Reed
Photoshopped Kroos.
Benjamin Martin
you know, as a brit, it's not often i get to check other countries on their unemployed population.
you carry on having the biggest joke of a benefits system in the whole word, swecuck
Camden Rodriguez
I have no idea what you meant by this post. /int/ banter is so fucking pathetic.
Zachary Hill
Xavier Green
As Egyptian as they come.
Jace Diaz
Has he broken his elbow or something
Adrian Roberts
Straight out of Split.
Nathaniel Garcia
Pretty much every Mercedes driving gym obsessed Turk
Eli Nguyen
>a football team represents the whole population
lmao u brainlet
Wyatt Wilson
The saddest post I've read this year
Charles Cooper
210 iq post
Matthew Morales
I imagine this is what the average French dude looks like
Elijah Butler
Yeah, and not only just among football players, but overall the quintessential German looking person
Justin Anderson
>get rich or die trying
>kino
Liam Sanchez
Is it true Htiler lives in Brazil?
Logan White
Christian Davis
>Slovenia
kek, i'm sure it's a nice place and all but the name just sounds like it's in perpetual civil war.
Nathan Jenkins
You're not wrong.
Joshua Jackson
Looks like a fucking Orc, how???
Lucas Gutierrez
based adam devine
Hudson Flores
MADRE DE DIOS
Christian Richardson
ftfy
Christian Davis
The Everczech.
That was a lot of scrolling to find Arshavin. Disappointing Yea Forumsanons.
Jace Ross
Adam Thompson
They been calling you a low T beta desu
Lincoln Bailey
He looks israeli as fuck
Juan Campbell
What’s an jugge
Joshua Robinson
Slutsky is an Ashkenazi Jew.
Kayden Gonzalez
Austin Parker
literally eu
Justin Bennett
BASEd and inca cola pilled
Jonathan Flores
no such thing.
Hunter Torres
>Kino
Josiah Phillips
Jordan Cooper
>He doesn't know who AK47 is
Kill yourself zoomer
Nolan Ramirez
Bentley Smith
looks like he has a several different skin diseases
Jack Davis
Samuel Barnes
literally me
Mason Campbell
Colton Turner
i've got a friend who looks exactly like andre silva lmao
Tyler Wood
Julian Thompson
Typical Hungarian boomer.
He could be your school teacher, dentist and grocery seller
Justin Russell
shame that the czechs lost so badly, they used to be so good :(
Jace Adams
More like Dimitry Pajeet lmfao amirite lads
Jaxson Evans
Gavin Moore
More than 60 years my friend. That is three generations at leqst
Jack Johnson
Pajeet are the richest ethnicity in Réunion.
Anthony Bailey
Fingol womeme.
Andrew Turner
Fingol man.
John Perry
yugoslavia
Cameron Nguyen
Cute, perkele
Adam Kelly
That's Peruvian if I'm not mistaken
Chilebros have the mighty Biltz & Pap, or that's what their ads tell me
Jonathan Cruz
unironically looks like every guy in my family
Brayden Ross
I am personally more into Western Finns than mongol rapebabies.
Juan Watson
Here is also a stereotypical Western Finn male for reference.
Isaiah Williams
The ski chick is still really cute though
Christopher Hill
kek
Austin Scott
I know a lot of people who look like this guy
Jace Walker
they grow up so fast
Jace Ortiz
Diversity hire
Jacob Baker
The Welsh/Briton phenotype.
Brody Torres
SO FUCKING ORIGINAL
Jackson Taylor
David Villa is very spanish
Brody Brooks
URUK HAI
Hudson Brown
We need to drive the point home so you just stop messing around.
Grayson Sanchez
Sort out your country before whining, Pierre
Nicholas Howard
tfw I can trace my Swedish heritage back to the 16th century, but I look so much like Zlatan that random people have taken selfies with me
Aaron Barnes
Generic chilean
Camden Allen
jugge = jugoslav
David Allen
yeah it's not a nice place really, but at least you don't get shot and know a thing or two about civil wars despite not having one ever. but most of all, you don't post retarded shit on a Moldavian cat stretching forum
Brody Reyes
that hairstyle is so shit
Chase Hernandez
yo guys ethan here with new goofs and gaffs
Hunter Sullivan
Thomas Robinson
I want to breed with your women
Anthony Flores
>>black hair
>>pumpkin shaped head
>>oddly large teeth
>>brown/black eyes
>>obese
You just described your average chicano.
Dominic Myers
Look how fucking Australian these cunts look
Noah Martin
we had the kinoest civil war, even though the right side lost.
Parker Collins
Literally no one cares about your civil war besides some "muh ACKCHYUALLY America has culture" larpers. German peasant wars were more kino than your """"wars"!!"" (actually just bombing third worlders)
Adrian Long
Quintessentially Belgian
Alexander Anderson
banel nicolita the most romanian footie player that has ever lived
Nicholas Allen
i know no one cares about it but that's just because it's american. the future political implications, the clash of country farmers vs city industrialists, the contrasting uniforms, the post-war assassination, it's like something out of a movie.
Juan Wright
it was an interesting war as they are, nothing more, nothing less. And most Europeans probably know more about it than the average American. And for wars everywhere else, you can't even compare.
Cameron Morgan
This is more accurate
Jordan Fisher
should've posted Lucas 2bh
Ryan Foster
Paulinho.
Connor Smith
Too dark and not even fully Spanish (half Dutch)
Andrew Edwards
correct and/or accurate
wrong and/or delusional
t. have been around a lot
Christopher Ortiz
Half Dutch and you still can see the Moor blood.
Joseph Bailey
based
Jaxon Miller
Can't they just like... swim 20 metres around the wall and get across?
Mason Jones
underrated
Samuel Gray
Former Chicago Cubs slugger Sammy Sosa.
Cameron Rodriguez
What the fuck is wrong with him? Is he black or white?
Hunter Stewart
He's American
Anthony Bell
JUST
Tyler Jackson
This is how I imagine the average estonian person looks like
Oliver Morales
el creatura...
Grayson Ramirez
Pretty much
Nathan Gomez
Spanish men are so sexy
Gabriel Edwards
Sammy Sosa bleached his skin.
Christopher Anderson
approved
Christopher Walker
USA
Nathaniel Ross
Does he have vitiligo or some shit like that?
William Rivera
No, just severe mental illness
Xavier Morales
Hair color/eyes 10/10 estonian. However his face is a bit too narrow IMO, he looks more finnish.
Also why tf you have that picture saved I have no idea, your autism must be supreme.
Jordan Sullivan
Quintessentially Irish
Aiden Lee
Hasn't even reached his final form
Thomas Cook
You can't not laugh when Sammy Sosa dabs.
Charles Phillips
No, he literally bleaches his skin. It's kind of sad.
Austin Clark
Can confirm. Either him or Delly.
Benjamin Garcia
why do all jeroens look alike
t. lived in belgium
Zachary Reed
Looks exactly like the one guy from the movie Stalingrad. His name may have even been Muller
Adrian Roberts
Sebastian Lee
Oh it's not (You)
Luis Price
Don't flatter yourself, Dmitry. Dzuba looks much better than the average russian (that looks more like Arshavin).
Thomas Smith
>Arshavin
A чтo ж нe филимoнoв?
Brandon Foster
approved
Easton Murphy
Typical dutch and dane players
Noah Jenkins
Leo Collins
Hy нe, этo yжe coвceм кaкoй-тo yгoлoвник.
Noah Lopez
Isaiah Price
Could fit in poland too
Andrew Thompson
Michael Turner
Look how ruined number 16s neck is from number 14 being a madman
Nolan Powell
Colton Thomas
Kean from Italy
Jaxon Lopez
which breed of dog is the dog on the left
is right some kind of daschund?
William Harris
For some reason I always think of him when I think of a frenchman
Thomas Turner
The Laudrups have the best hair I’ve ever seen
Jack Morgan
Aaron Parker
Evan Perry
Jaxon Ward
Owen Scott
Jace White
imo
Adam Thomas
Nathaniel Walker
albino messi
Gavin Rogers
Lmao
Leo Clark
kek you're right, never noticed before
Alexander Walker
bloatmaxx
Josiah Reed
mutts
John Gonzalez
no, this dude looks scandinavian. danish if I had to pick a country.
Connor Lopez
>not knowing that pure-blooded russians are literally scandis anyway
Grayson Nelson
very well done
HOWEVER
Matthew Jenkins
Joshua Rodriguez
Gabriel Bennett
north and south italians as they comes
Isaac Sanders
johnny bairstow has a very british isles look about him
Angel Green
very average, rather working class. like mechanic or something like that.
Adam Jackson
Based Carlitos, hero of the villas
Noah Thompson
Pickford is the definitive pikey
Jace Howard
Half of them will never make it professionally
Brandon Jenkins
That guy on the right is exactly what I think of when I think of Australian, I think it's the jaw.
Isaac Bailey
Him and Maguire are stereotypical Englishmen
Dele looks like the Englishman you find in the council estates in London
Joseph King
Average boomer & average zoomer
Jaxson Flores
>council estates in London
I think you’ll find the people are much darker than that.
Jaxon Powell
Wait misread your post
Benjamin Ramirez
Was the boomer a better sumo wrestler too?
Lincoln Powell
Didn't he smash the Babylon Tower making people speak different languages and essentially creating different countries?
Nathaniel Reyes
Maguire is typical west country, Pickford is typical souf
Oliver Smith
RARE
Connor Jackson
Matthew Johnson
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Isaiah Smith
American
Chase Jackson
going with the obvious
Carson Powell
That's only one lineage, though. There's hundreds of ancestors at that point.
Caleb Gutierrez
>Serbia: Ljajic
The average Serbian doesn't look like Ljajic. The average Serbian woman kind of does though, so I'll let it pass.
Ian Jones
>Peasantry
>Swimming
William Hill
Literally 80% of Wales looks like this.
The Hobbits in LOTR were literally written as caricatures of the Welsh, too.
Gabriel King
I've been to southern brazil and this is actually true, brazilians are handsome dudes
Logan Rodriguez
It's an extremely french name
Ayden Roberts
>indio face
>dark hair/eyes/skin
>absolute manlet
Cameron Parker
Isn't Pickford from God's own county ?
Daniel Hall