Argentina v Venezuela #2

0 - 2 (Rondón - Murillo)
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Anime

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Suarez will win Copa America, won't he?

Why are you subhuman bosteros so obsessed with blaming Messi for everything? Your starting XI has players from the mighty Atlanta United and Defensa y Justicia, who are you trying to fool? You're not a world class team and haven't been one for many years.

You're shit. You're garbage. You're lower than dirt. You Argentines are like monkeys who fling shit at each other and expect to win everything because Maradroga high on cocaine made a meme dribble run and handball three decades ago. You mythologize your overrated national team and constantly put unecessary pressure on your players because you think you're entitled to win. But just like your decrepit shithole of a country - seriously, I went to BA and every street is littered with "rochas" begging to suck my dick for some cash - your team is a has been. Your best player Messi gets destroyed by your delusional monkey media for not carrying a team with players from Sevilla, Lazio, West Ham, and Argentine loser clubs to a world cup win. You faggots are the absolute scum of South America.

I came here to laugh at you

Here I thought that the USSF was the only federation that doesn't know what they are doing, thank god thats not the case.

a horse that good doesnt jumping haver that it have to be

I could be watching anime right now

SE VOCÊ É ARGENTINO, ENTÃO DIGA COMO É
TER APENAS DUAS COPAS, UMA A MENOS QUE O PELÉ
SE VOCÊ É ARGENTINO, ENTÃO VAI TOMAR NO CÚ
TEM APENAS DUAS COPAS, IGUALZINHO AO CAFÚ

the ciudad of argentina

is Ricardo Caruso Lombardi time to be Argentina's coach?

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anime belongs in the trash

he got relegated this sunday

Why are you subhuman bosteros so obsessed with blaming Messi for everything? Your starting XI has players from the mighty Atlanta United and Defensa y Justicia, who are you trying to fool?

You're shit. You're garbage. You're lower than dirt. You Argentines are like monkeys who fling shit at each other and expect to win everything because Maradroga high on cocaine made a meme dribble run and handball three decades ago. You mythologize your overrated national team and constantly put unecessary pressure on your players because you think you're entitled to win. But just like your decrepit shithole of a country - seriously, I went to BA and every street is littered with "rochas" begging to suck my dick for some cash - your team is a has been. Your best player Messi gets destroyed by your delusional monkey media for not carrying a team with players from Sevilla, Lazio, West Ham, and Argentine loser clubs to a world cup win. You faggots are the absolute scum of South America

JAJAJAJAJA

If Argentina wants to have a strong team one of the conditions to be on the NT must be that you have to play in a top league in Europe, otherwise fuck off.

>EUA
>Footbal thread
ignore

time until Messi's next retirement from the NT?

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CR7 0 - Ukrainian Farmers 0

ETA ETA ETA
O MESSI NÃO TEM COPA
QUEM TEM COPA É O VAMPETA

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Ya no recuerdo cuando fue la ultima vez que disfruté ver un partido de la selección.
Menos mal que mi novia es brasilera, asique por lo menos le rompo el ano para desquitarme.

Just sub Dybala in, Messi already got the Adidas money.

reminder that this is our C team and tennis is the country main sport

I could be watching twice vlives right now

open english no esta funcionando senioras y seniores

40 minutes

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Why are you subhuman bosteros so obsessed with blaming Messi for everything? Your starting XI has players from the mighty Atlanta United and Defensa y Justicia, who are you trying to fool?

You're shit. You're garbage. You're lower than dirt. You Argentines are like monkeys who fling shit at each other and expect to win everything because Maradroga high on cocaine made a meme dribble run and handball three decades ago. You mythologize your overrated national team and constantly put unecessary pressure on your players because you think you're entitled to win. But just like your decrepit shithole of a country - seriously, I went to BA and every street is littered with 'rochas' begging to suck my dick for some cash - your team is a has been. Your best player Messi gets destroyed by your delusional monkey media for not carrying a team with players from Sevilla, Lazio, West Ham, and Argentine loser clubs to a world cup win. You faggots are the absolute scum of South America.

VAI TOMAR NO CU MESSI
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>you subhuman bosteros
>You Argentines
What is this nonsense

somone call ice on this centroamericano

They KEEP trying to pass to Messi and lose the ball even when there are much better alternatives

Tell me about that Venezuelan guy, why does he wear the mask?

fucking missi in it mate

move foyth into midfield get chequebook paredes off

Why are you subhuman bosteros so obsessed with blaming Messi for everything? Your starting XI has players from the mighty Atlanta United and Defensa y Justicia, who are you trying to fool?

You're shit. You're garbage. You're lower than dirt. You Argentines are like monkeys who fling shit at each other and expect to win everything because Maradroga high on cocaine made a meme dribble run and handball three decades ago. You mythologize your overrated national team and constantly put unecessary pressure on your players because you think you're entitled to win. But just like your decrepit shithole of a country - seriously, I went to BA and every street is littered with 'rochas' begging to suck my dick for some cash - your team is a has been. Your best player Messi gets destroyed by your delusional monkey media for not carrying a team with players from Sevilla, Lazio, West Ham, and Argentine loser clubs to a world cup win. You faggots are the absolute scum of South America.

>subhuman hue hue monkey
>human
ignore

So does our nt but here you are

Hang on, did this nigger just say Xavi is going to play for Catalunia against Venezuela?

wtf

why the
F
U
C
K
is dybala on the bench?

Based, I used to bang a brazuca too when we were in the CBC

I could be watching my wife getting fucked by a bbc right now

>somone call ice on this centroamericano
Look in the mirror Paco. You're in the same boat as him.

ATL lifelong here. Just hoping that Josef Martinez gets some playing time

>when they win is 'el equipo de messi'
>when they lose is Argentina
LEL

they genuinely don't seem to know what to do with the ball so they just give it to messi
messi in turn is trying to involve them more but they're clueless so it's just a shitty mix where nothing is happening for Argentina

lol newfag

respect your coach

can Ice deport me from Mexico?

>make a relatively unknown footballer who
only collected 7 international caps in his life and who has never managed a team before the head coach of your national team

It's true tho

Was that supposed to be a pass?

Josef can only statpad against my little sawker amateur defenses. He's nowhere near as relevant for Venezuela which is why someone like Rondon is the primary striker.

based

how come rondon is kinda fat

LAUTARO LAUTARO LAUTARO LAUTARO LAUTARO

>w-why aren't they playing for me?!!
S Y S T E M B A B Y

Oh no

UN DÍA EN LA VIDA DE PECHONEL FRESSI: SE LEVANTA CON LA MANCHA DE LAS 4 FINALES PERDIDAS EN EL ORTO. DESAYUNA HORMONAS, PERO GUARDA UN POCO PARA INYECTARSE DESPUÉS. ANTES DE SALIR A JUGAR, BESA Y LE RESA A UN POSTER DE D7OSNALDO Y DEL DIEGO. DURANTE EL PARTIDO, EL COLORADO LIBERMAN LE EMPIEZA HACER BULLYNG POR SUS NOTABLES CAMINATAS CON EQUIPOS IMPORTANTES. COMO SIEMPRE EL PECHO FRÍO QUEDA ELIMINADO, PERO LE ECHA LA CULPA A SUS COMPAÑEROS CUANDO EL ENANO ESTUVO TODO EL PARTIDO MIRANDO EL PASTO. CUANDO LLEGA A SU CASA, SE ENCUENTRA A D7OSNALDO CON LA PIJA DURA Y CON LA EUROCOPA GANADA CON SU SELECCIÓN, POR LO QUE EL HORMONADO LE ENTREGA EL ORTO, P7JUDANALDO LE ROMPE EL ORTO LLENANDOSELA DE LECHE BLANCA "MERENGUE", EL PORTUGUÉS DICE: “Cauda rica e requintada Fressi", FRESSI SE VA A DORMIR CON EL CULO ROTO Y ASI TODOS LOS DÍAS.

you're retarded

>MESSI
ACTIVATE IT

IT'S HAPPENING

Hasta que se desperto el enano autista.

Fuck

this, Argentina fell for the carhumo meme
>they don't play with garra like our boys from Nueva Chicago
the reason why argie players play in the argie league is cause they suck, apavon is a fucking meme, Montiel is crap and the rest don't even play in River/Boca

wtf matias suarez is kinda good

based and Rot pilled

MOST
DANGEROUS
LEAD

NOOOOO DON'T SCORE OR YOU WILL GET CALLED BACK INSTEAD OF ICARDI

messi

he lives in newcastle lad

Why yes, I do have to play midfielder when I'll probably retire as the record goalscorer in the world, how did you know?

I'm not an aBerica fan, but i want to see the vasco play.

wanda duck off

our Z team scored?

thats nice!!!

>diving against argentina
LEL

>white

MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

>blanco

Thank god I'm a river fan

>Peru (gay)

ERA

Based memezuela destroying the feminazis

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>Argentina players literally just falling over trying to dribble

My nigga Soteldo

ERA PENAL

goal

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south americans don't do friendlies
time for the meme soteldo

God Argentina is so shit, Messi should have played with Spain. Could have had a wc by now. Such a waste.

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>dat control by Messi
basado

>play the meme possession game
>the only way they have to score are counters

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>bruh just abandon your country for easy wins
shut up faggot

ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ALSO WHO'S THIS ARGENTINA FORWARD THAT JUST KEEPS FALLING OVER

ERA

cmon venezuela, do it for Maduro

>missi such a system babby they even subbed in a Suárez to fool him
Kek

The fucking venezuela #10 player is literally their messi lmao

LEL CELSO

>LEL CELSO

>ask for the ball
>blows it
Lel

IT'S LIKE WATCHING TODDLERS PLAY

>Abandoning your country that talks shit about the greatest player to wear the Jersey.

I would never have blamed him with the way you fucks treat him and blame him for everything.

White

WOW

>Benedetto in
Goodbye lads, I'm going back to study

>memedetto

whats that shot

soteldo is a different type of meme player. I wanna pick him up

incoming murderball

who the fuck is this nigga blanco? I've literally never heard of him

>river fans

Argentina you suck
Why?

>benemuerto

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Argentinian commentator literally said: "help Messi or he is going to leave the NT again"
You cant make this shit up

Gohan blanco

>be the GOAT
>everyone in your country hates you cause you can't carry a bunch of championship tier players in the World Cup
nah, he should have played for Spain, Camoranesi and Trezeguet were smart

good thing our players from top leagues are awesome !!¡¡

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Nah more like wasted national footy potential. I'd like to see him win something anything with your shit team that's all I'm saying.

#NotAllArgies
also
>can't handle mean words
don't need the flag to tell you're american

Hi Maduro

>boca subhumans

lmao, please tell me someone has this clip

Explain further

NO

NO
ERA

NO ERA

BENULDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYY

ERA

ERA

HAHAHAHAHAAHA

BASED MARTINEZ DIVING

Bendetto is a Boca player and River fans hate BOca

BENULTY

BENULTY

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NO ERA

MY FUCKING SIDES

Dale Armanqui la concha de tu madre

The beautiful game

>Armani

>tfw no caballero to save penalties

He's not playing in your league for years and you constantly talk shit about him how he can't carry these other shitters.
>but muh cuntry bruh
Yeah shut tf up

>That jump
TOP KEK

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el benedeto omegalul

Absolutely based

>THE ABSOLUTE STATE

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NO ERA but that doesn't make it less funny

Say that again

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>messi gets the ball
>everyone stands still watching him waiting for him to do something
could someone tell these lads they aren't watching messi on tv but they are actually on the pitch with him and need to play

>spuds players

It was Mariano Closs, one the most notorious commentators in SA. It will be easy to find. Around the 65th minute of the match.

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MESSHIT HAS LEFT THE TEAM

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that fucking jump lmao

>A guy from Atlanta United drawing a foul against Tottenham reserve

the absolute state of international friendlies

NO ERA

CLEAR DIVE WTF WTF

But is he good?

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mlels >>>> E'''P'''lel

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>the power of messi and friends

Does Maduro wins more time in office thanks to this victory?

>missi

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ZOMBIE NATION

>you
who

gay benuldy

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHSHSHSHSHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA

they did it for based maduro
hasta siempre el comandante

>El ArgentiANO

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>b-but muh GOAT

STOP IT.

the jorginho style penalty

>3-1 in Madrid

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>hold almost all game against top tier brasil

>look like a amateur team against a meme team

WOW MESSI REALLY MAKES THE DIFFERENCE

he is very BENEDETTO

I bet Penaldo wouldn't lose to a bunch of malnourished venezuelans.

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based anime man

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Argenchinianas

>losing to 11 men who haven't even seen toilet paper in months

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Lmao

Based

>playing like a small club means you dont concede

yea that's usually how it works

*walks looking at the floor*

Why are you subhuman bosteros so obsessed with blaming Messi for everything? Your starting XI has players from the mighty Atlanta United and Defensa y Justicia, who are you trying to fool?

You're shit. You're garbage. You're lower than dirt. You Argentines are like monkeys who fling shit at each other and expect to win everything because Maradroga high on cocaine made a meme dribble run and handball three decades ago. You mythologize your overrated national team and constantly put unecessary pressure on your players because you think you're entitled to win. But just like your decrepit shithole of a country - seriously, I went to BA and every street is littered with "rochas" begging to suck my dick for some cash - your team is a has been. Your best player Messi gets destroyed by your delusional monkey media for not carrying a team with players from Sevilla, Lazio, West Ham, and Argentine loser clubs to a world cup win. You faggots are the absolute scum of South America.

B&R

Why are you subhuman bosteros so obsessed with blaming Messi for everything? Your starting XI has players from the mighty Atlanta United and Defensa y Justicia, who are you trying to fool?

You're shit. You're garbage. You're lower than dirt. You Argentines are like monkeys who fling shit at each other and expect to win everything because Maradroga high on cocaine made a meme dribble run and handball three decades ago. You mythologize your overrated national team and constantly put unecessary pressure on your players because you think you're entitled to win. But just like your decrepit shithole of a country - seriously, I went to BA and every street is littered with 'rochas' begging to suck my dick for some cash - your team is a has been. Your best player Messi gets destroyed by your delusional monkey media for not carrying a team with players from Sevilla, Lazio, West Ham, and Argentine loser clubs to a world cup win. You faggots are the absolute scum of South America.

Please delete this

bad fusion form they will turn into a fat dude

based

COMPLETELY MEMED BY MEMEZUELA

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Bankrupt poverty country getting raped by the failed socialist state.

for boca yeah

youtube.com/watch?v=8TMxflziQK0

O ARGENCHINO

>dybala can't play because messi hates him

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accurate pasta

>Spoke the Brayan.

Imagine losing to a team full of players that have no idea how fresh clean water tastes lole

Fucking lel

he fucking runs in to the defender wtf

Messoi is pure team cancer, get him out of there.

imagine the smell

>the absolute state of argentiANOs

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is Juan Foyth "the coaches son" or someting? why the fuck is he called when he has 7 matches played in 2 years at tottenham

fuck off spaniard you are part of the reason messi is shit, system player, cant play with the chad dybala.

>and also is shit

THAT WAS A CORNER KICK WTF

>The absolute state of argenchin defense

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>tons of brainlet commentators and explayers saying Scaloni should call argie league players
that's what you get motherfuckers, you deserve this

Can't imagine Argentina losing to Flint FC to be honest

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Love it. I only feel a little bad for messi having to deal with these other useless shitters.

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK

FUCK CHILE

>BUT MUH RIBER
>MUH DEFENSA Y JUSTICIA
>MUH RACING

ahahahahahahah

hello i am here

dybala is crap, a luxury player like alli; probably the only argentinian in a top team who didn't deserve to be called

>caring this much about a friendly
Call me when they're still playing like shit in the Copa.

Nigga you don’t even know what water is.

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dont talk about illegitimate sons and the argentina national team unless you want trouble

>calls euro league players
Wins nothing
>calls argie league players
Wins nothing
We are fucked anyway, I'll just copalib

Uruguay beat Uzbekistan today without cavani or Suarez

Where will the Argies finish in this group?

Bear in mind Qatar are the Champions of Asia.

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fucking lol

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here for schadenfreude, and i dont even hate argentina

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SCALONI OUT
CARUSO LOMBARDI IN

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They have a manager with 0 coaching experience

TSUUUUUUUUUUU

brainlet post

>riBer
You know, unless you're a bostero you are belong to the B as well.

Second.
Qatar champions of asia? not that big thing t.b.h

finally
we were waiting for you

>Getting assrped by Venezuela
Really, Argenchina?

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this is the prime example of a chad penalty

>calls euro players
WC final
>calls local shitters
suddenly worse than memezuela

lmao

How lads.
this shouldn't be....

This but unironically

if they keep playing like this they will be 4th unironically

Real question do our players have some kind of slippery substance on the soles of their boots? Every 5 minutes one of these retards trips and falls over.

>messi hates him
A quote needed

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>Messi jugando con ese equipo de muertos

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TOP BANTER

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ART

>Memedetto

it doesn't matter, they never learn
they whine and complain for the next 2-3 days on TV and think they will change but then next call up they still call the same type of shit

How did Scaloni get the manager position?
Why not just give it to Yea Forums at this point?

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messi es un muerto igual

>sub boca player in
>lose 1-3 in Madrid

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based

What does "onions" mean in spanish?

>MESSHIT
JAJAJAJA

chances that Cataluña will get a better result against Venezuela next week?

fuck man,take me back to argentina without messi,i take /sp no giving a shit about us anymore and the slow threads than losing like this

how's rondon been playing?

friendly reminder
im@s > Love Live

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"I am" = s o y
which auto filters to onions

ahahahaha based

Cebollas

>Messi literally refusing to fall

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El argenCHINO

ANIME AS FUCK

Mate i am not the one drinking literally trash from industries and calling tap water.

I didn't buy my Nestle Diet Water yet so i have no clue about first world.Ask Coca Cola to put a Water Cherry in stores

I just looked up the argentinian players
Where are your true players argie bros ?

Based Malvinas

any live stream for post match anaylsis from tyc or something?

VAI TOMAR NO CU MESSI
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AQUI É VENEZUELA PORRA

lmao thanks fucking jannies

for how long scaloni's in?

ceboshita

So Messi shoots straight to the goal because fuck you guys, Imma do things myself, and fails time after time. He barely scored goals from free kicks in all of our matches.
The sad thing is that even so he's still the best player we have nowadays.

/arg/ Argentina general when?
I need some links to numb the pain

based pacy nog

no one wanted to be the coach and scaloni was there, but /trb/ has more coaching experience than him

Everything is anime as fuck

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>darkest player in the team
>blanco

*slips*

hola estoy practicing mi espanol, puede give me tips

Most retarded penalty ever, every right handed taker will shoot right and every left handed will shoot left

Cocky!

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"CEBOLLITAS"

IT MEANS THEY ALWAYS FINISH SECOND

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irrefutable fact

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see you in june

Your best aerial threat the past 10 years is Otamendi lmao. What's he going to cross to? Only 3 goals off a cross in a decade - Higuain, Pratto, and Aguero

>GO TAKE IN ASS VICTORY
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>HERE IS BAY CUM

domingo blanco is the bolivian biglia

>congolombia plays bad and wins
>argentina plays bad and loses

really makes you think.

>bennemuerto
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I meant s o y ffs fucking jannies

>memedetto

>Soteldo is 5'2
SHIIIIIIIIET

all sampaoli's coach team quit except Scaloni, he was the only one left, they tried to get him along with Aimar but he also quit. And since AFA is managed by some brainlet nigger, they thought it was a good idea to keep them before burning money in some other coaches (Pochettino, Simeone, Gallardo, etc)
don't worry, it's Armani, he can't save penalties

What have the punisher of temperley just done

>reee why can't he win by himself?!

Come on, we didn't play nearly THIS bad.

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You have manlet players who won't reach for his free kicks so he has to take them and shoot on goal.

#prayforargentina

Al final terminamos siendo peor que venezuela no solo en lo politico, social y economico.
Hasta en el futbol nos bailan.

Señores, a este pais le faltan dos bombas nucleares, una entre Buenos Aires y Santa Fe, otro en el NOA.

Well, Benedetto did jackshit.

ANY ANALYSIS STREAM? I WANT TO SEE THE ARGENEGROS CHORANDO

BASED scaloni giving memezuela a little bit of happiness in these dark times. truly a heartwarming gesture; i'm ready to add to this solidario y and welcome as many venezuelan refugees into my country as possible.

ABSOLUTELY KEK
youtube.com/watch?v=VwImT1-hN9o

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POINT AND LAUGH
>MESSHIT

THIS CANT BE HAPPENING ALBICELESTEBROS

No, no, si vas a tirar una bomba que sea una buena y que termine con el pais de una vez

Then play it. Keep it going as they used to do in Barcelona. Better than missing the goal every fucking time.

WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT BUT THE COINCIDENCE IS TOO FUCKING FUNNY

youtube.com/watch?v=l-7yW3y5XRc

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>Those Venuezuela kits

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thats not true at all, he missed an easy header
>river fans

I wonder what he's thinking right now

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This.
Scaloni is a good lad and wants to give the memezuelan people something to be happy about.

well that was a c omplete waste of 2 hours.

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GANAME AUNQUE SEA UN PARTIDO MESSI

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he got shot

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Nukeas CABA y se arreglan la mitad de los problemas del pais.

Give me argie sports shows.

DEBATE FINAL WHEN

They should just switch Argentinian football off and on again desu. This is just painful now.

LIBERMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN

>no te lo pierdas

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This, I wanna see the nuclear holocaust

¿Para qué? Hagamos dos países separados, Buenos Aires y el resto, y cáguense de hambre bien en la puta que los parió, coyas del orto.

como si los provincianos no tubieran la culpa tambien...

Si, y creas el doble

EL CAPITALANO

Better version
youtube.com/watch?v=13xWTqGkXAw

>open TN stream
>talking about some Natacha Jaitt dying instead of sports

Fox Radio in a few minutes

Well That was a shit game. I should have watched England wrecking Czechs instead.

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I unironically wanted to beat the fuck out of the retard that did that hideous thing.
This commercial is an insult to Fangio, Piazzolla, Ginóbili, Favaloro, Gardel, Sabatini Borges and Quinquela Martín.

What a nice evening this has been.

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>Adidas cup
>The one not wearing Adidas won
Lol

And Tinelli.

They're really gonna keep showing off that hattrick against Brazil's B team until the end of time aren't they?

Pollo sucks, Pagani and Liberman are top tier

se van a tener que comer la pobreza del interior y mas especialmente los choros que emigran de las provincias para ir a capital por la eternidad porteño , ya es tarde para los 2 paises nos hundimos juntos querido

That should have been piss easy to guess, meme jump kicks are hard to do in the opposite direction.

The last victory against you guys that mattered was in 1993, as sad as it sounds (for us). That's the truth.
I don't care about shitty friend matches, not even in the qualification to the WC. When we have to win against you we don't.
The one victory I remember the most, though, is 1990.

>Pete Martinez
Some players just can't play in the NT.

Checked and keked

jesus christ is someone watching uruguai vs argies sub17?

Cringe af desu

Link?

Literally why? Don't you have better things to do with your life?

When they wipe our ass in 8 years and you wonder why, here is why.
Unless based Simeone can make us a great team.

The fucking new shitty kit is jinxed.

Hands off Venezuela

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kys chicano

this

As an Argentinian living in Peru I find this very insulting.

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