England vs Czech Republic 2

>Falklands losers losing to a literal who country

classic harry "golden shoe" kane goal

So proud of our boys, brilliant football!

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BIG
DICK
PICK

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Sterling should've taken the pen, snaggletooth stat padding

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that's actually more realistic
they are in love with your little "redpilled" visegrad union and hate merkel and muzzies

but I think they like hungary (>muh orban) and poland more

they hate you because you bombed their capital (even tho it now looks better rebuilt)

half time laugh at gammons

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Nedved

Cech

Solidatry for their irish brothas

Beer.

Afro-Caribbean Colonies 2-0 Czech Republic

And English people are “proud” of this

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Wholesome

beer and saving your ass during the blitz

Lmao cucky Giggs tongue in cheek advert

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why doesn't england just nuke scotland??

not racist, just don't like 'em. simple as.

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Fucking hell. Does Ryan’s brother have no shame.

seething trumptard incel triggered much

From memory
>Kuka
>Bejbl---Nowotny---???---Suchoparek
>Poborsky---???---???---Nedved
>Baros---???

They have oil or summert I think.

Scotland has the nukes.

Does no one else find this Rhodri Giggs advert completely pathetic?

based
fuck slags

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i voted out for a laugh and i still think it's funny

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First time I've seen that, I can't believe he's agreed to do it.

>mfw Remain wins brexit referendum 2

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based commercial desu

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That's where we keep the submarines and reindeer

Horrible way to talk about Ireland

great banter desu

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It's pretty funny.

Addressing the elephant in the room is the only thing he can do to be interesting. If it's just miniGiggs, who gives a fuck? But miniGiggs making a gaggy advert like that is pretty funny.

It 100% will because the only reason leave won in the first place was because remain voters were too self confident to bother voting

Member when Yea Forums wasn't just /nutv/ whih is /nupol/?

Yeah I find it pathetic. When the ad launched I was in the minority here on Yea Forums where most posters called it “based”. It’s sad as fuck.

Ujfalusi, Galasek, Rosicky, Koller

based commercial desu
youtube.com/watch?v=Aa3o7vWG93w

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Making money from it so fair play. He seems to have gotten over it, doesn’t stop Ryan being a massive cunt

this man is a father

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i now remember schick's sister

Lads, Argentina (with Messi playing) are losing to fucking Venezuela

*waddles towards you*

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thats where we keep our nukes lul

>tfw massive Czechaboo

Bury me with Svickova and cheap, delicious Czech beer

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How hard is it to achieve an anal orgasm?

An advert using an adulterer for cheap laughs is what his country has come to.

Paddys:
>maguire
>keano
>kane
Nogs:
>everyone else, even >white trippier and barkley
The absolute state of the City of Bongland

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Thanks user

sounds like they were passionate about staying in the EU

Budweiser

Ohhh dammmm

*rolls towards you*

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I think it's pretty based. He makes easy money and reminds everyone that Ryan Giggs is a cunt

i feel your pain

this is the "luxembourg" that we just conceded to

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Gambling adverts should be banned, inshallah

besides Mandanda are there any other European countries with black keepers

What a unit
What a lad

how to pass trapped wind quick

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might have done a mix of 96 and 2004 desu

Not hard lad, and when you reach it, it will be 100% the best orgasm you've ever had.

I let Yea Forums digits decide how I voted. Remain = evens, leave = odds. Odds won so I voted out.

Friendly remind it is actually Czechia and you are being disrespectful

Proof that colonialism works

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CAM ON NGUBU
MEAT POI
SOSIJ WOLL
CAM ON INGLUND
GIBBUS A GOOOOOOAL

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we had one ages ago

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Pretty hard purely for anal. Prostate is dependant on if you can hit it right. It's also not worth the mess.

Think most people who voted remain did so beause they regarded it as the least bad option, not out of passion pal

Why are Scots in a constant state of seething?

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Is that a shit on the carpet?

im mean right now
but yes i still forgot

Did Ryan have any shame when he fucked his bothers wife?

That’s kind of the point of an invasion it doesn’t matter if they hate us. Trust me we have experience at this kind of thing.

cummy mess or pooey mess?

That isn't a British uniform. It's French.

>Go Compareeee
Ohhhhhhhhhhh

mandada hasnt played for ages

get on all fours, head to the ground

but they didn't vote remain because they didn't vote

They're playing 5atb too but I hope you're not suggesting Messi is in any way responsible
Team is an absolute disgrace

The most embarrassing thing about the British Empire was that they lost all of their territories because of two shitty European wars.

Messi should be scoring by himself against Venezuelan framers

Just noticed the only time I ever see TV ads is watching England games on ITV

Both.

Liquidy poo
And however much you spooj

nah just abit of bants

Oh yeah, what a tragedy

>itv showing messi from the other day
Wonder what he's doing right now

Ronaldo BTFO

Why do you have a picture of such a cuck?

*dabs*

JANNY GET ME BANS (YUH)
HE AIN'T GOT NO FANS (YUH)

LADIES CALL ME BASED (BASED)
I DON'T EVEN PLAY (YAH)

ROLL UP IN A THREAD (YAH)
GIVE DEM DUBS A CHECK (PLLLT)

JANNY LOSE HIS MIND (CRAY)
HIT ME WIT DA BAN (GRRRT)

FOR FREE FOR FREE
YEAH HE DOES IT FOR FREE
NO FUN ALLOWED
THAT DON'T MAKE HIS MOMMA PROUD (NAW)

THREE DAYS FOR THE CREW (CREW)
I DID THAT FOR YOU (YUP)

YOU KNOW YOUR BOY A NEET
AND HE LOVES SOME FEET (*sniff*)
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
THEN DANCE TO THIS BEAT
DON'T FUCK WITH NO WAGIE
SHECKELSTEIN'S A CROOK
TAKE OFF HIS GIRL'S SOCKS
AND GIVE DEM TOES A LICK (mmmm)

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>all of their territories
Not true. But ignore that anyway, the reason was much more complicated than that. Largely due to USA. I could go into it but it isn't the board for it.

Watching adverts makes me want to overthrow capitalism

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>Vydra
This the guy who missed an absolute sitter against city?

probably relaxing with a nice sprite and cheese pizza like most fridays

>Vydra on
Based
Hope he doesn't score though

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Based Vydra to come and expose the weakness that is Harry Maguire. 2-3 incoming.

No bully Czechs, they're based

this is me
EU are a bunch of cunts but in leaving we're likely to get cucked by them, USA, China and Russia.
Proven right so far, the EU are bitter as fuck.

Empires are never static mong

When India was independent in 1947 Britain lost 4/5ths of its population. How the hell were they going to keep that up

nearly at 4 million signatures lads, make sure yours is one of them

post halftime slags

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youtu.be/EvEygbnyAvE

i've signed just for the bants.

Na he's currently losing 2-0 to Venezuela.

no thanks

I dont even care if we remain/leave 2bh

Actually cringed at how bad this is. You're actually helping the jannie more than harming at this point.

Too late Katie

The virgin "vote remain for stability"
the chad "vote leave for chaos"

Acceleration-ism is the way forward lad.

I think we should stay but then force every single other country out

Based. Can't wait to import more after brexit.

>miss 1st half
>look at scorers
>see "Kane (pen)"
ah yes

fucking this, take the goalpill.

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Why are Czech players so afraid of coming close to the English?

For me, it's crashing out with no deal.

Telford represent
*dabs*

When I first heard about the sex rings I was disgusted, but after finding out that it was operated by Muslims, I worried only for the backlash that they might face from bigots.

Not sure anyone would notice.

Or is it:
The virgin "vote leave because I can't get on with other countries, I have major social autism"
vs
The Chad "Vote remain to enslave the EU into the greater anglospheric empire"

>grooming gangs aren't a Muslim problem

Inferiority

Let's settle this once and for all

strawpoll.me/17659279

strawpoll.me/17659279

strawpoll.me/17659279

extreme porn

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Kek

5 1 3 4 2

For me

But you can't have that because it would break the good friday agreement

tfw my town mentioned

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halifax mentioned

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Got to here with me too. Tories will always be a bigger threat to the country than the EU. Remain = people mad with Tories, likely they lose the next election, Leave = No longer threatened by a huge neoliberal organisation driven by big business.

This, just want to see the shitfest that would ensue.

went for piss missed second goal what happened

i voted leave to piss off poncy southerners. regional rivalry is more important than international rivalry

Too long-winded

Typical meme-failing lefty.

Based Norm knows what I'm talking about

i dont see him on the pitch

>chaos
Its just more admin work, extra excuses for international delivery delays and occasional snarky comments from yuros desu

Thoughts on the England Band?

sterlel dive

Shut up Glenn

>reddit spacing
Pot kettle black you avocado chugging tankie

>qualifying campaign off to a comfy start in one of a banana-peel game
It's been so nice to be an England fan for the last couple of years.

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You said the same thing last time.

>posting the only presentable part of fax
based and accapilled

Sounds like a bunch of commie bullshit

wasn't a dive but no era penal.

rather get aids than listen to them ever again

If there was a purge I would directly target them

Great bunch of lads, would hate to be anywhere near them outside of football.

I think they trigger PTSD in people
Nothing reminds me of decades of failure like the great escape theme on a trumpet

The building looks nice but that fucking paving is SOULLESS. May as well fucking call the Luffwaffe back.

this but unironically
should have picked an mep with the goal of eu domination instead of throwing toys out of the pram

cringe and plastic

*comfy start in a banana-peel game
I changed my wording a couple of times and forgot to check it at the end, remnants of different sentences all over the place there.

>ZERO where I was staying
Based part of Essex I wont mention

>Czech player with Czech as part of their name

england getting shagged right now

I like it

Why do England have a seething manlet as a goalkeeper

There’s no grooming gangs in London because there’s no white children there

The virgin participant
The chad isolationist

The soulless paving has improved it 500x though since they drove out the shitters and pikey market traders to renovate it

HENDERSON OFF
RICE ON

wow, makes me want to shoot up a mosque

SOUTHGATE YOUR THE ONE

We don't get another good keeper until Peter Shilton dies.

how do you even start a "rape gang"?

like, do you get together with a bunch of other like-minded rapists and then just decide to go rape girls?

wtf is wrong with these pakis?

This. The team has an identity for once.

>was looking forward to bashing some europoor skulls on Brexit day
>it's been delayed

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It's pathetic, if you don't think so you are pathetic too. The real crime is constantly repeated adverts - it's worse than Indian cricket broadcasts now.

Are any of you even watching this shit?

still voted leave for bants

Chilwell is the only good looking England player

asking for tips, mehmet? you're not fooling anyone

It's on in the background so that I can post reactionary shitposts, other than that no

You put an ad in the local paper.

the games over

stones is cute imo

Islam is a rape gang

Kane is the only good player in this team.

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who cares you bent cunt

They just all rape and talk openly with one another about raping. You can't hide much when you're living 8 to a 2 bedroom house.

don't give a shit

Truth bomb right there

Yeah, nowt worth shitposting about atm tho lad

Taxi mans

Dier is classically handsome

Alrite poofter keep it in your shorts.

basically this

>That 5 yard pass to no one from Kane

He's becoming the new Rooney of this team. Stat pads shit goals so he never gets dropped, but ruins the fluency and style of the team

>the czech threat has been limited here
german nationalism on the rise apparently

This football is too fast for kane

>Dele Alli is still on the pitch

Henderson more like pengderson

Nah, just got the radio feed on BBC sport while I shitpost and drink. Very comfy indeed.

Shame he's shit
>Tf
>This choice of words
Up the ra I guess

bundesliga babby

just as long as he does it in tournaments, unlike rooney

Sanshit

didnt know checks made spaghetti

kek

first against the wall

If you could characatcture a Remain voter, it would be a man on a leash, thin and spinless.

If you could caricature a Leave voter, it would be a man standing proud and fearless at the stern of a ship, the wind blowing his thick hair, and blowing his sails towards the shores of triumpth.

>SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO >SANCHO

>tfw you got to live in the age of rooney and the age of kane.

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>sancho can't finish that
how is he worse than young sterling

Not since the 2-0, no

this is now a bro culture thread for discussions about various topics

How's the weather over there on the island btw?
Was 19°C here today, quite warm for a mid-March day

Based Glenn ‘Kill all the spackers’ Hodell.

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love when his hair gets all sweaty and scraggly like he's just been shagging you in a humid grubby club toilet

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Sad that you're living in your head there, innit

>becoming

>Rice coming on
Cheer or boo?

literally don't even know who else is in our group and won't look it up

ironic shitting on him aside Sancho has lost the ball an absolute fuckload

RAZZA

OGRE

>Rice coming on

I can smell the Irish seethe already

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>Richard Dawkins
wat

the old razzle dazzle

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Grim as usual highs of 17 with average of 11 throughout the week

DAILY MAIL ON SUICIDE WACTH

Lads, is >sterlel actually good now?

that's what i thought, is sterling an edgy 14 year old?

>points to sky

>has shirt of Richard Dawkins

top tier bantz

Starlel is enlightened by his own euphoria

Kosovo, Bulgaria and Montenegro

...

City are gonna have to give sterling 2 new contracts in a year lol

What a fucking fluke

Yellow card that

Yes mate he's the new kieron dyer

They lost it because England are failures at managing anything. Just be grateful India gave this shithole their wealth. Expected insults aside, it's there in the history.

JUST
Why are we so bad bros

but d00d he playes for borusher dortchoke

what i dont understand is why lingard never gets hate from the media hes 1000x time more niggerish

would x

Reminder that Hitler annexed Czechoslovakia BEFORE he invaded Poland.

And you lot said nothing.

'mon you black and tans
He's been city's 2nd best player behind Bernardo this year

up the ra

>barklel

Reckon we'll scrape past them

why is hoddle still employed?

>Sterling is GOAT guys
>5 goals in 48 games
???

Good karma

It's not that you are so bad, it's that England are SO good. Wait, no, it is that you are so bad.

you're not used to it yet?

>tight top
>chest
>nips

omg.. -_-'

great PR there from raheem

only half of it tho (Bohemia, the Germanic part)

Declan Rice in 2015

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All of us sinned in a past life

Barclay is so utterly terrible. Offers nothing. The fewer Chelsea players the better

>dont go ngubu

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Not disabled

They're all winnable. Kosovo is a wild card because they have a weird system.

Because no one wants to read about Lingard.
Papers don't do it to be racist, they do it because swarms of people click on it, even if it's just to whinge and show all their right-on social media connections how disgusted they are.

who's that diving cunt. was it sanshit?

based

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hes a good guy

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Really nice balance with Sancho Sterling and Kane - Sancho being the most crucial

Based and paddypilled

>sterling will cause a racism row if he is not voted poty

I never thought I’d say this but I’m actually enjoying this England qualifier

Rule #1 in British media, you don't piss off the customers, they have the most fans

webm of goalio?
missed it getting another tin of beer

Who is Thera and why does he support them?

Czechoslovakia had a great team, They were World Cup finalists twice and won the Euro once

>Sancho
This meme is taking up a spot that belongs to Bowen/Barnes or even Clarke.

Based and redpilled

>Remain voter
Pale, juvenile 32 year old who lets his boyfriends german girlfriend peg him.
>Leave voter
Hyperventilating fat low iq 57 year old man in A&E for running himself over with a 2001 Ford KA.
>Doesn't vote
Successful businessman with several academic and vocational qualifications. His Christian wife and 10 children greets him when he returns home from a business trip with adoration and admiration. Consensual monogamous sex for the sole purpose of procreation is his favourite hobby.

So glad he didn't feed mouth breather the tap in and took it himself

United player, Sterling dared to leave liverpoo

sancho loses the ball again

>southgate thinks the reason the english public got behind england at the world cup was because it was a diverse and multicultural team reflective of modern day england
>not because england didn't actually embarrass themselves for once

>tfw essentially already qualified

It will be Van Dijk and he's black too

Only over empathizing his irishness because deep down he knew he’s English

much like west germany, a great team now resigned to the history books and replaced by an inferior model

Main city on Santorini lad, nice place desu

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RAZZZZZZAAAA

APOLOGISE

Fuck Rooney

HAHAHAHHAHA STERLEL HATTRICK HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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sterlel

E
L
I
T
E

>Pickford unironically starts ahead of Heaton

This Czech defence are absolute bozos lmao.

Lingard was born in England, unlike Sterling.

madrid's gonna try and buy him aren't they

BASED
A
STERLING
E
D

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I had low expectations but this is just sad

>tap-in
>two lucky deflections

Based Sterling

It's a fictional organisation in the game Bloodborne

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Press D to dab on the Czech Republic

kek, it's been only 70 minutes

thought he was croatian

>Liverpool

>headered own goal
hahaha
we're fucking shit

Didn't say best, said the most crucial. He's still young he'll get better

Literally nobody bar a handful of weird incels is sperging out over the skin pigmentation of England players

sterlel and kane are the only good players on the pitch

Sancho has been shit tier

This is embarrassing.

He's been learning from Kane

ibe is better la

>hudson wog
oh fuck off shouldn't be anywhere near the squad

Lingard is also mixed race which they love

It's ok, we're done now. The youth team is coming on.

its 4-0 why isnt foden being subbed on

>I fucking love how modern and black this England squad is
—Gareth Southgate

alternatively you could be losing to a country with 400k people

D

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And deservedly so. Drop Pickford when he starts disappointing in an England shirt, and only then.

Not worth 60K a week la

How shit are the Czechs to not score past this dogshit keeper and back 4?

The czech "team" should keep the black armbands forever 2bh

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I feel like some English people don't realize Euro semifinals and the final are at wembley

literally in the team because of word-of-mouth

Barkley has been good, hilariously. ALMOST like if you get rid of crab passers like Hendershit and DIRE shit can work.

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didn't know czechs also produce rape porn

This. Plenty of players on the bench are more deserving of getting some game time.

>hudson-odoi is on
>wan-bisakka isnt even playing for U21s

fucking ridiculous

Like you are right now?

Czech will still qualify. Bulgaria and Montenegro are even worse.

>Got £50m
>Have Salah and Mane

I'm happy la

Is the pacy, black, and no finish British midfielder no longer a meme?

We will now concede the post sterling substitution goal

Scotland’s under 21s

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Maybe they're not dogshit then

Maddison robbed because he's white

CAM OOOOOOOOOOON NGUBU MY SAN

>what I call natural talents
Cheers for that one Hoddle

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>bored_whore.jpg
that's a kid on this picture

>Hudson-Odi gives the ball away

>Ah well, what a player he could have been

What's happened to the likes of Chambers and Holding? Holding was good last time I heard? Isn't he 23?

The Czech team needs to get some pacy niggers

SANCHO FUCKING WASN'T AT THE FINAL IN INDIA YOU SHIT COMMNENTATOR

DORTMUND CALLED HIM BACK AFTER THE GROUP STAGES

umm racist much... hudson-odoi is the bright talent

lmao

henderson has been excellent

ITS

Most probably don't. It's a long way off and that was announced a long time ago.
Would be kino cominghomeposting, but of course it's still unlikely. Lots of big countries dropping off a bit, though...

I'm sure the scots can't wait until they come of age and only lose 2-0 to Borat FC

I'm sure that will be a nice treat for Germany

Hudson odoi is playing
>Calvert Lewin not even in the squad
Galaxy brain Robot Southgate

Surprised they managed to coax Courtois into changing nationality

Every one of them looks over 21

Kek. But seriously though, he's playing for the under 21s, and yet hudson odoi gets a senior team game

Lower Saxony=/= saxony

So is Southgate's plan to emulate City working?
The Tesco Guardiola

hudson-odois entire rep comes from bayern trying to poach him

Based Sterling still triggering /pol/cucks

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Except he isn't with Dier next to him. Have or the other. Alli has been fucking invisible too.

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>schlick

4-0 was predicted before the match
Kane taking the pen wasn't accounted for

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Literally Belgium's away kit with a Scottish crest

Adidas is so lazy

remember when the czech were good

fucking hell

Aren't they both injured?

:(

If Calvert-Lewin was playing for Liverpool he'd be starting this game

Radio commentator lad, whoever he is, is right. The minnows are all really, really shit at the moment in international football for some reason, if we leave aside Croatia and Belgium who might traditionally be minnows but now haven't been for years, there are no small teams that look strong.

England band is based as fuck

It's going home lads. When this mediocre group of talents like Barkley, Hendo, Dier, Keane, etc... get phased out for Sancho, Foden, Hudson Odoi, Greenwood, Jones, Sessegnon, Gibbs White, etc...

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Are you serious?

We will barely qualify and then AT BEST reach the Round of 16, maybe the Quarterfinals if we're really lucky.

We've become quite shit over the last 3 years if you haven't realized yet.

>Wanting weak minded Arsenal players

"No".

Spurs players are enough

calvert-lewin wouldn't get anywhere near the liverpool squad though

Are the Czech defenders mentally disabled?

Are they? Oh. Well either way the point is, they should be getting games but they're not.

Holding is injured

How come James Maddison doesn't get selected?

Bulgaria will beat us

yes

Fucking hell Calvert Lewin wouldn't even get near the Liverpool team, don't fool yourself

CAM ONNNN

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Point being?

Most of them probably haven't seen so many wogs in one place before

I've got vivid memories of the last euro semi-final at Wembley.

>No Emile Smith-Rowe

Not enough memes for me

Hopefully Ward-Prowse will get a chance to add some whiteness to the squad whilst maintaining the double barrelled surname meme.

He wouldn't be anywhere near the Liverpool team

It'll get better lad. At least you're not in the Euro.

>weak minded
They've won more tournaments recently that Spurs players. I don't give a fuck which team they're from, I heard Holding has been good this season and England's back 4 is awful. Might as well play them in a fucking friendly.

Oh.

When did we even last lose a qualifier?

>82000
lmao

Please, accept my apologies lad

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also add wan-bissaka, ward-prowse and loftus-bumcheek

England should sack Southgate and let Guardiola manage them part-time.

Give me one reason why this wouldn't be a great idea

Dean Henderson is there too.

He's injured or something right? Hasn't been playing for RB.

That's not what I mean, I'm saying the pedigree of being from a bigger club would earn him more chances in the England First team.

2009

The Spurs players have had more than enough time and they've not been all that great

Why would Guardiola want to?

I can see it happening. As soon as England is stacked with talent, he takes over to take all the credit.

What race is Walker

Why doesn't he ever get a chance?He's still only like 25 but he's been playing for years

Just pointing it out really. Traditionally teams like Bulgaria, Romania, Yugoslavia, Czechoslovakia, Belgium (before they got their current golden age), R.O.I, and others could scare the big teams on their day, these days that just doesn't seem at all likely.

He's been wank

Based Southgate must want them to get injured

yeah but he's not good enough to play for a bigger club

it's like me saying if jack muldoon had scored 13 goals this season for barcelona and not harrogate town then he'd be a shoe-in for an england call up

>Shitson-Odoi

That's because better players play for the bigger clubs.

Of course some bench shitter from Everton isn't getting in the England team

Manure butchered him

Easy trophies are his speciality

Not black or marketable enough

Mixed

black hebrew

Where is Foden, lads? Why isn't Foden being played? What happened to that Arsenal Ngubu lad?

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>a decade without losing
No wonder its hard for anyone to get excited about these matches

healthy oxbow chamberpot and a non-meme goalkeeper would unironically make england a top 5 team

>i rate Completely Hopeless Odoi

mudblood

Why is this cunt even being picked?

whiskey

KDO NESKÁČE NENÍ ČECH HOP HOP HOP

Foden did well for the u21s.

Bring on Foden

As you were LG X

Cheer up Czechs. England still have produced anything as good as Czech casting.com

I want to fuck a Roman Emperor.

Foden barely plays for city yet

>Arsenal Ngubu lad?
hes one of the pundits for this much

vulcan

>Oxford Chamber-Marmalade plays for Arsenal
>HE@S SHIT LA
>Plays for Livercuck
>GOAT LA

But some bench shitter for Chelsea, who Everton beat with Calvert-Lewin up front, is worthy instead?

Meanwhile Portugal can't even beat Ukraine

>subbing on a car

>subbing a car on

I miss him, Klopp says he's fully fit now but ACLs can just ruin some players

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they have the home advantage

Imperious Jordon "the next Gordon Banks" Pickford with another clean sheet

Foden is too white, even with the gangsta lines he shaves in his head.

a simply clever substitution

>skoda coming on

advertising has gone too far

well yeah he was shit for arsenal and good for liverpool

improved more with six months under klopp than five years under wenger

>British engineered robot manager, a tribute to a former manager who died in a tragic helicopter crash
SOUL
>Bald jonny foreigner with no ethics and no belief in Christ
SOULLESS

It's over Krauts

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This lad can really drive a ball

this skoda lad's got a good engine on him

How many premier league goals has Calvert Lewin scored and how many has Hudson Odoi scored?

You know, Isn't it funny? 17 years ago, when I came here and I said pacy black lads are the future of this England team you all laughed at me. Well I have to say, you're not laughing now, are you?

>Wasted as a winger by Wenger at Arsenal and has confidence ruined
>Played in his actual position at Liverpool and winning MOTM in CL quarter finals

>Shitosloshitia

Poopford needs to stop thinking that he's ederson

chad african bvll
virgin Caribbean mutt

>finally good enough to have a chance in tournaments
>let jf take all the credit
Absolutely not.

kek
poor lad

LEL

that owen goal lad is pretty good

he was pretty ok at arsenal despite their mental fragility
much better at the headless chicken role than hendopoo

>kalASS

>own goal
Looked like they've been close to that several times already

HAHAHA

skoda cars are shit

embarrassing that volkswagen owns that shit brand

fug

>5-0
OH NO NO NO...AHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>5-0

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He wasn't all that shit for Arsenal though and only had about 30 overly-memed games for Liverpool (3 goals)

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I'm sorry, but this Czech team should be in the Special Olympics

WHAT AN OWN GOAL HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

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skoda stuck in second gear

Banter

it's been the same guy as before lmao

BASED CZECHS

>kek republic

I’m so happy. Can I have a (you).

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This Czech defence is fucking diabolical

>no time to adjust his feet
Hoddle should have died when his heart fucked up.

JUST

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Yep it's over
He's dead
Rip in peace

>The rogue German state of Czechia

this is an absolute bumming

>Haile Sellassie playing for Czechoslovakia

YES RASTA, SMOKE DI WEED MON

>The power of Chelsea youth

They've had a bad night these Czech boys. 5-0 is unfair.

Actually he switched to CAM in his final season of Arsenal and it's where he played for England and scored goals for.

Well at least he scored it when the match was over

enjoy

OGs are terrible for statpadding

feel bad for kalas

Yeah, the defenders keep running at their own goal. Who the fuck is their defensive coach?

Quite sad what happened to Czech football desu

>you now remember them reaching the final in the 1996 Euros and Semi-final in the 2004 Euros

It’s coming home la

As you were X

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5-0 is a bit flattering 2bh

What happened to the Czech Republic? Didn’t they use to be good or at least average? Was there another revolution which killed off half the male population?

>Hudson Odoi and Barklel scored less goals than Czechs
Embarrassing for this lads first cap

no chance there is 82k people in that stadium

They're alright actually

>Skoda
SOUL

>VW
SOULLESS

5-0 pretty harsh scoreline desu

He dominated the shit out of Pep's city in 3 different games.

It's no coincidence that Liverpool beat City 3 times with him in the team, and lost/drew this season without him. Ox running through the lines was something Pep couldn't deal with, and Liverpool have missed that massively this season after the Fekir medical failed

Hudson-Odi has clearly turned the game England's way

Only 2 goals behind Rooney

there you go

Can’t blame the people leaving. Wembley way is horrible

:)

fewer

Smaller nations tend to go in dramatic cycles though.

We had really great games with england, and you suck this much czechia
shame on you, I am glad we had to split

Joke's on you, we're merely pretending.

We have done so well tonight becuase southgate tried the revolutionary tactic of actually playing sterlel in position.

How can Kalas honestly be starting for Czech Republic?

MEANWHILE
>lithuania

hmm lol

Still more euro titles than England tbqh

Someone make a new thread, I can't be bothered.

>Vydra getting destroyed by Maguire

OH THE IRONING

She is like a living skelington

>meaningful vote

>media trying to damage control over their "racist" treatment of sterling

what do you want bin sniffing fag

OP here. No point

Just seen, holy shit how does that happen? Fucking hell.

SUVVERN FAIRY ITS LESS

what a waste of everyone’s time, should’ve forfeited

Czech Republic playing very Kafkaesque

Why did Sterling have to go out of his way to "change the narrative about himself"?

This Southgate body double is absolutely elite, thank you based faulty tail rotor

Slovaks won that title for them lets be honest

She looks like those diseased people who cannot maintain any body fat

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Based OP

>losing to a tax haven

Pavel Nedved will turn in his grave after this

Anybody get any Czech qt screenshots from the stands?

Laffed t be honest lad

>"Sterling, who's grandparents were Eygptian pharaohs"

Based staniss

Remember Luxembourg drew with France in the world cup qualifying

because he didn't like the the daily star posted a story about him going to greggs, so he called them racist and people shit their pants about it.

>losing to the literal city state of Luxenbourg
Lichtenstein would be worse.

>france conceding to moldova
WEW LAD

Where the fuck is the score? What a dogshit layout.

>declan scheisse

I'm fairly certain I killed this creature last night in Bloodborne

Amateur bird photographer

>Czech qt screenshots
there are plenty on the internet already

ITS CAMING 'OME

it's very clearly 80-0

I wonder if England are going to qualify, its so exciting

So, is it coming home?

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Lmao

FUCK OFF SLOVAKIA

>tfw convinced France were a meme before the WC started and they would go out before the quarter final
It was pretty disappointing, but worth it to swap them out for Germany.

ONE please !!!!

delet

the ref scored 40?
impressive desu

What a waste of time, boring game.

well played, guys

Bet you said that when Wally with a Brolly was in charge you mong.

1 (ONE) chance at life

Born English

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Yeah, for you Scrots.

>tfw going to win the Nations League before it is respected as a truly elite trophy because of the highly meritocratic qualification system where you can't just shit on minnows

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you can't see them since they're in the stadium restrooms filming the newest episode of some czech porn series

not sure who i dislike more, the frogs or the krauts

Feels MESMERIC senpai

>losing to an Amazon distribution warehouse

see you in praha next month mate xx

feels good man

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gg la

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Just like Real Madrid statpadding the Champions League early on

>BBC radio commentator listing off teams he thinks could beat England in Europe
>doesn't mention Croatia
How do these retards function

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this

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Exactly. I wasn't even being ironic.

>Breaking News: Robert Mueller has completed his special report on Donald Trump.

It's happening lads

>best British singer
>a gay paki with hiv
the state

jobseekers got paid in today lads

>brexit cancelled
>trump impeached
>rachel riley nudes leaked
great timeline

>THE YEAR IS 2078

Cyborg Gareth Southgate wins his 12th major trophy

Final score
Endland 7 - EUFC 0

>Kane just leaking tactics in the post match
What the fuck is he doing

How much did you get?

Is there even any need to tell Kane anything about tactics? His role is the same every game.

>>rachel riley nudes leaked
I need to see these

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how do other countries know about this. im sweating lads

literally the only tactic is scoar sam fakkin goals

>That last one
Bruh you can't just say that with some sort of ketchup

>Argentina
KEK

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£80 bang tidy

Do UEFA have a dubious goals commission? Will they give Sterling's third as an OG?

Prostitutes

Spend it wisely, fella.

It was on target

>saving your ass during the blitz
explain.

>Argentina can't win with messi
>Portugal can't win with ronaldo
Kane clearly the best player

I get paid that in 2 hours of work

what should i spend it on

>Oh, to be in England
Now that April's there,
And whoever wakes in England
Sees, some morning, unaware,
That the lowest boughs and the brushwood sheaf
Round the elm-tree bole are in tiny leaf,
While the chaffinch sings on the orchard bough
In England - now!
And after April, when May follows,
And the whitethroat builds, and all the swallows!
Hark, where my blossomed pear-tree in the hedge
Leans to the field and scatters on the clover
Blossoms and dewdrops - at the bent
spray's edge -
That's the wise thrush; he sings each song
twice over,
Lest you should think he never could recapture
The first fine careless rapture!
And though the fields look rough with hoary dew,
All will be gay when noontide wakes anew
The buttercups, the little children's dower
- Far brighter than this gaudy melon-flower!

really want to put a tenner on a 3rd round panama cup tie lads

that's nice

A picture of Paul Ross

no you don't

The banter between the countries is fresh but we've fought side by side for centuries. I lived in Paisley, Port Glasgow and Grennock for a few years and the people are great. I spent a year living out a suitcase around Glasgow and even in the roughest pubs the toothless tattoo'd faced guys would chat and buy beers.
If we were to seperate, England would still fight any army attacking the Scots, on paper we hate each other but we're very close culturally and when we come together outsides football it's always a good piss-up.
The young generation of Scots seem to be a bunch of Faggots though .

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Thing is most of these refugees end up in poor English towns like Middlesbrough. They rarely get directed to Scotland.

true but you'd have to be a total cunt to blame that on the fucking immigrants rather than the government dumping them all in broke run down post-industrial northern towns

I blame the local councils tbf. They're basically the ones accepting "bribes" from central government.

rob halford is way better, like judas priest or not, hes still the best

I don't blame the immigrates either all they want is a better life but we could just shoot them dead at the ports saving millions for the tax payer and actually give that money to British people, Black, White, Brown or Yellow. British First.

This
>Paul anagunga-Smith has just ran an anti-gang class in Brixton with former convicts.
>John smith has just spent 12 hours grafting in the Office.
>Abdul Mohhamud has just spent 16 hours shaving Kababs, cooking Pizzz's and driving take-aways to drunk white scabs.
>David Chan has just spent the last 8 hours in the Casino spending his Dads cantonese take-away earning on 42 red

Why are these people Propping up lazy immagrants who could have stopped at the first safe country instead of travelling through 30 to get to West Europe for Safety?

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