/cric/

have sex

I recommend finding beautiful foreign women on Facebook and messaging them so you can try and just have a normal conversation. If you screw up, no harm no foul, just find another woman to chat up.

talk to every girl you see and ask them to show bobs and vagene

And ask them about milk.

When they don’t respond call them bitches and ask if they want to get raped tonight.

Show me a word that rhymes with Pavement
And I will kill your parents
And roast them on a spit

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might get sushi for lunch lads

just got my freedom back lads

Telstra still blocking, feelsbadman

Having a drink on south west trains
Come and get me transport police

how was the sushi lad

Donner meat and chips lads

youtube.com/watch?v=W_qeoazPg_g

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just got 500 likes on my youtube comment lads

'tendulkar is a GOD'

on any indian cricket video ez

You're gonna catch a bad bad cold.

What's your local station, lad? I'll come and bum you.

autist ruins thread

petty crime b

244

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OYE HOYE

BASED

"Worth the weight: Finch ton breaks drought"

>finch ton breaks chair

gotta feeling that a Snake sesh is well-nigh upon us tbqh ngl bla x

this thiS thIS tHIS THIS IST DIE POSTUS!!

wew...tabla x

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youtu.be/Qk_bprbbce0
>bowling googlies in kowloon city
x

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>scoring a muscular 187 (393) in maluku selatan
youtu.be/Tu58U-pE4wI
x

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rate these cops

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don't know any of them tbqh ngl bla and i happen to have over 8000 artists in my
last.fm...so prettybased/10
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>bouncing belligerent bodyline bouncers bin bangarapet
youtu.be/HFJEH7YTbzg
x

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I missed the thread last night. A bit sad over it la

ded thread
ded sport

>gully fielding in lesotho basutoland
youtu.be/HzuqKk4xlJY
x
don't reckon you missed much tnqh ngl bla x
post /yokai/
x

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12th man on vinyl has to be peak meme. Post pictures of little daniel though.

quite enjoy plissken's dubtechno posts ngl

>dodging beamers in ulaanbaatar
youtu.be/TF8CCyX6BJs
x
----fín-----
xxxx------xxxx------xxxx
'nite bla x

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World cup will be fun, r-r-right guys?

Shit yeah mate
IPL on tonight?

Janitor is here
put your cool face

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banitsa on the cards
yummy

gets me out of bed every morning

>eggs
>cheese
>phyllo dough
has me wondering what the effects could be on the hairline

Is it possible that cric gets grimmer by the day

good afternoon /cric/, notice anything interesting about The Walt Disney Company's website?

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Baseball AND cricket? What are they up to?

Opinions on pikeys lads?

the broship

good at bants

They call me rootsblackgirlsinhotelroomsbro

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how did shit lanka manage to get that close? I gave up when they were 6/60

Black girls on Tinder are the fucking best.

is that really how easy it is? why am i still a virgin?

based

Can be. But for every girl that responds well to that approach there could be a dozen or more who don't.

I highly recommend using the website Photofeeler and if you can afford it, pay for some credits so you get results quicker. I was getting zero matches using pics I thought were good, but then I used pics that rated highly on that website and the pussy has been rolling in

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>photofeeler
holy mother of NPC

that site won't help uggos

brb getting my pictures rated out of 10 by random ‘internet savvy’ millennial faggots on photofeeler ah yes

t. uggo

rating your piccy 2/10 and remarking "balding" and "ugh".

First miniboss in Sekito took 10 cracks lads.

pavement is cringe but redpilled.

or you’re just a fag

so true

Honestly? Based. Don't get robbed by her pimp though.

>autosage

Yeah complete lack of cricket discussion goes that.

that reminds me, i put sebbos picture up last night

still waiting on certain man ITT’s input here

big boy needs to lift his game

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So how is the third test with BAN treated for statistical purposes? Abandoned without a ball bowled? Or is it just treated as though it was never even scheduled?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=80PZgqXa7Gs

good song

never scheduled

Darling don't you go and cut hair
Do you think its gonna make him change?

hate that song

hate you

hate this goblin

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no need to get personal now is there

hate sebbo too

I love to hate sebbo without actually hating him desu

sorry about the autosage lads, real grim stuff.

are you watching the cosco cup?
youtube.com/watch?v=P9FcwOpMJYU

well I don't really know him tbf, but I pretty much hate him

noticed that people are posting in the thread, but yet the thread does not get "bumped" for some reason

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Yes, a combination of sebbesity reporting all our posts and a complete lack of cricket discussion had resulted in an "autosage"

Hmm I thought you lads said he was a janny though? Not just reporting?

Love laughing at /cric/shits, simple as

Doesn't matter anymore anyway. I'm done till CWC.

>done until christian weston chandler
what did poo peeland mean by this?

I recommend we all migrate to our respective footy threads and let cric die for a while.

posting before the thread dies from autosage

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pretty sure cricket has been dying ever since rugby, football, baseball, and hockey became popular

you think he's okay?

we over at /hoc/ solved our tranny janny problem by posting pictures of her butt until she finally got sick of us. now nothing gets deleted anymore

>her

this
also
TEST

NEW
NEW
NEW

guaranteed every North American flag thread will be poorly populated, I think people greatly under estimate how many people filter the flag

Only 2 british albums this time, the last one I saw you post had more than half
you're slipping
do rate kate bush and tim buckley a lot

you rate what you're told to rate. Haven't constructed a single subjective outlook in your life

SHUT THE FUCK UP DANIEL