England Vs Czech Republic thread 1

Looks like a 4231.

doesn't play for a big club so not as marketable

>wearing numbers 1 through 11 and playing in the correct positions

based and anglopilled

Where's Rooney?

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>Dele
If you hate your last name that much, fucking change it

I hope the Czechs smash Englel to get a bit of confidence for our game in the 26th

I wouldn't say so, no. But then I would play Smalling and he doesn't even get called up.

>this is your brain on man united

>Czech republic
I thought they want to be called Czechia now???

Henderson lol

>Dier
>Henderson
>Keane
>Pickpoo
lmao who would watch that

>But then I would play Smalling

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baste

Newcastle fan. Surely he's good enough to make the squad, especially with Stones out.

>Henderson

LADS

Walker still gets games despite being shown up by Wales 4th best winger the other day.

>Pickford

haha

Daily reminder that we would have beaten Croatia if Southgate could make correct substitutions

the czechs haven't been good for over a decade now

should be easy for southgate and his brave english lads desu

Yep. Foden has played more than Hudson-Ngubu and he's not there (neither should be though)

Up the Ra

I understand the derision for Pickford based on his season but it is really worth playing Heaton or Butland instead?

Heaton is 32 and Butland isn't playing premiership football and won't be for the foreseeable future.

Pickford had a great WC and I still think is one for the future. Not sure that giving him the Joe Hart treatment is really a good idea.

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itv are generally dogshit but the intro to england games is still kino

>0 (zero) Arsenal players in the entire England squad
really makes you think

>Score a couple of goals against shitters in the caribou cup
>Comedy tier media articles about Bayern being interested
>Suddenly warrant a place on the England squad

fuck off

Rashy injured?

they were always a foreigner-dominated team desu

should i watch this or venezuela x argentina

hopefully

shoulda coulda woulda

There are 0 English Arsenal players that's probably why

yep

Where can I find a stream for this lads?

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i still rate wilshire

Doesn't really matter how shit Pickford has been for Everton this season, he's easily England's best goalkeeper since Seaman, and can raise his game for tournaments unlike any other goalie since. He should start for that reason alone.

>A midfield of Henderson, Dier and Dele

It's strange to go from 3 world class CMs who couldn't play with each other to this complete shite

Gonna give this a chance.

But if it's gonna be a snoozefest or a fast English rape train, I'm gonna switch over to Poortugal vs Ukraine instead

Just so you know.

Is soufgate going to play a proper formation this time?

yeah, the unskippble adverts stream perfectly
the actual game lags
fucking itv

Will probably be a snoozefest 1-0 England win

>Kane
>Sancho
>Dele Alli
>Sterling
Bretty good
>Hendo + Dier midfield
Yikes

Your 15s, your 17s, your 18s

We have no midfield so no.

I barely know any of these guys.

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Hoping Rice gets a decent amount of play. I really want to know if he can give us more of a midfield presence than the current numpties. CM is the last piece of the jigsaw for this squad, we won't win anything until we find a competent combination

4 of those lads play in the bundes (Pavlenka, Kaderabek, Darida and Selasie)

Keeper plays for Sevilla and Kalas is one of Chelsea's forever on loan kids. That's about all I know.

Holy shit the black man is still starting for them

>Fielding a long distance runner

Is Loftus-Cheek injured again? Would've much rather seen him in attacking mid rather than Alli

>gebre selassie
fuck sake even the czechs too

based and rasta pilled

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>Keeper plays for Sevilla

u wot m8
He plays for Bremen

Wrong keeper m8

----------------Rodwell
--------McEachran - Wilshere

was supposwd to be the new busquets, xavi, iniesta

dire and benderson instead of declan "the fist of cromwell" rice?

southgate just doesn't want to set paddy off by having them to watch dec belt out god save the queen.

Soucek looks like he just got released from a concentration camp

Kalas plays for Bristol City

only playing rice and others so that it stops other national teams getting them
give them a 10 minute run as a sub and if they do good ok, if not means they cant play fpr other nations
win/win

Schick is good on fm

No Wilson, no party.

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The attack looks decent. Midfield is shit. Defense is shit but can kick a long ways. Goal keeper is shit.

Typical english side. Perfect for hoof-ball.

Striker plays for Roma, he was an expensive flop.

Pavlenka ---> Werder Bremen
Selassie ---> Werder Bremen
Kaderabek ---> Hertha Berlin
Darida ---> Hertha Berlin
Schick ---> AS Roma

that's all I know

>McEachran
Cant even get into Brentford's starting lineup. His brother is at Chelsea academy now, hopefully he turns out better

Why is Trippier benched? He was great in the world cup

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CAUSE IT'S A BITTERSWEET

>Dier and Henderson
Why does he do this?

He's been shite ever since

He's been an absolute liability for Spurs

I almost want Englel to win something so they'll finally shut the fuck up about muh 66

Would this have been better

----------------------------Heaton-------------------------

Walker-------Stones----------Maguire-----Chilwell

---------Dele--------------Rice--------Maddison------

---Sterling---------------Kane-------------Sancho----

ONLY THE WORLD CUP CAN SUSTAIN US

>i still rate wilshere

no

>Heaton

>Kalas
25 years old and on loan at Bristol City. Give it up Tomas kid.

>Sancho on the left

kek, that never works and it was tried many times in Dortmund

he's a right-wing lad

Stones is injured
Wingers are on the wrong sides
Take off one of the #10s (Alli/Maddison) for a box to box midfielder, Hendo is probably the best choice for now

when england score i want everybody to greentext >kek republic

do people really think rice is better than henderson or dier?

>MODERN
>AND
>DIVERSE

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mad how wrighty on bbc is hilarious and insightful but wright on itv is a complete mong

think i might be a snob lads

Both are terrible at forward passing
Hendo runs around a lot though

wish we did that with david brooks. would be great off the bench tonight

>retards not rating Henderson itt

Imagine being Scottish right now.

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His role is different to Henderson's, but I reckon he can provide more than Dier in the DM position. Dier's possession play is pretty poor

imagine being scottish ever

Based, but now I want a Greggs sausage roll

He's a fucking retard which ever channel he's on.

>serving suggestion
>four sausage rolls chucked on some baking paper
now this is cuisine

i dont get why he gets all the stick in this area, woy and hoddle had roughly the same amount of nignogs in their selections. It's not his fault acadmeys only care about pacy niggers

czech em

WRONG

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Because Gareff has made it the most important thing is his selection.

ITV player sucks ass, would probably be better watching a stream.

>bashes phone against table
>luagh as the mong on the other side pisses himself having flashbacks to the Taliban shooting his friend

How?

>Hudson-Odoi will benefit with playing alongside Hazard
Someone fill Joe Cole in, please

Have you watched Out Of Their Skin?

Yes

>You learn on the job, there's no other job like it

Joe Cole is so detached from reality

no

What a fucking retard

England doesn’t have any decent midfielders.

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Emile Smith-Rowe

Lingard is decent

I hope you lads have signed the petition

Be careful, Ingurland, be very very careful. Czech pride Edik Azarov know how to score on you lot.

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obviously
why is the stadium completely empty?

What about Kwasewi Taylor-Ellington, or Mbongo Fletcher-Rivers

Which one?

>le occasional bloot man

>England reach the WC semifinals
>reach the semifinals of the Nations League
>can’t fill their national stadium
Wtf is wrong with engp*kis?

The non-racist one

Are they wearing hijabs in support of le Kiwi Mooslems?

>glenn hoddle in the commentary box
>fantastic sight
hmmmm
i yearn for the halcyon days of andy townsend myself

>that ball girl
oh no no no no

The amount of black people in england hasn’t increased that dramatically since the early 2000s yet the amount of blacks in the football team is much much higher. Why?

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Fucking hell pickford is one of the shortest in the team

That Manlet Czech captain lmao

haha they actually managed to find a mascot with a head scarf.

Remember that one Schick goal though?

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because they're better at football
white people are into fortnight and incest

Post the 2002 team

3 WHEELS UP IN ROW DON MAKE YOU A DIREC RUDEBOY

>three black lads in that starting 11
>four black lads in this starting 11
Not that massive, really

>tfw we gonna go to London for Easter weekend
>tfw initially it was supposed to be after Brexit (bit worried how this would affect things)
>tfw Brexit now could be delayed until May

based

i don't, but i like it a lot

>black keeper

this Czech team is good looking i thought Slav males were ugly

Noice

They don't call him the Bohemian Bergkamp for nothing

God save the queen, lads

Czechs are slavised germans

Hope they've had there jaffa cakes tonight

Which player would you bring back out of that lot lads?

>The amount of black people in england hasn’t increased that dramatically since the early 2000s
Really?

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to be fair, every ethnicity looks good when compared to brits desu

>Tfw only 15 more months until we can start spamming it's coming home again

this'll be a shitshow

New meta. Pace is everything now

Is it me or did the singing of the anthem sound quieter than usual?

Alright lads

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Whites are literally the least inbred race, Africans love fucking their cousins and raping their daughters/sisters. Most South African black girls are raped by family members before age 12.

CAM ON INGERLUND!!!!!!!!

SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why wait?

It'd make no difference anyway, the only issue on our end is we still don't have a system to catalogue Europeans entering the country properly

t. Work for the Home Office

Schick's sister is a model btw
instagram.com/kristynaschickova/?hl=en

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england/uk should have britannia rules the waves as their national anthem
god save the queen sucks

It starts coming home now mate.

England’s population used to be made up of older blacks that came over from the Caribbean. They’ve since had kids.

Jerusalem desu

>dele alli is being referred to as just dele now
Cringe desu

ITS

>forgetting the Nations League

You better be clapping, anons

I’d rather lose 3-0 to Kazakhstan than see my national team become... this.

ALLAH SAVE THE QUEEN

so does rule britannia
we should have wannabe by the spice girls. absolute banger to get the blood pumping before a match

BREXIT MEANS EXTENSION

Jerusalem is better

Ah come here lads our national team is a load of bollox I'm cheering for England come on ya good things.

Mick McCarthy me hole good luck

It's a meme cup unless we win it

*comes home*

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>All those empty seats

WHY AREN'T YOU AT THE GAME?

this

JULES RIMET STILL GLEAMIN'

I'm just here for the bant la

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You have no problem accepting English people into your team though.

early night for me, got a march to get to tomorrow morning

Stream link cba with TV/ itv player

Signal's shite on my telly. Guess I'm not watching

/cheeringforczech/

Yep

Can't afford the congestion charge mate

2nd generation blacks were around in the 80s

Because I'm sperging out of Digital Spy's politics board about Brexit.

>England band

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'luv france
'luv serbia
'ate everyone else

are there more blacks than pakis in the UK?

A worrying lack of proper brexit lads in this england squad

>Schlick

All the Scottish faggots in here need to shut the fuck up. They should worry about their shambles of a team that gets blown out by a League D side instead of worrying about England at all.

I hope England loses tbqh

Unironically kill yourself

>Thread fully derailed by /pol/tards already

I'm out, enjoy lads

rent free

kdo neskáče není Čech, hop hop hop

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theres alot more pakis than blacks

What race is Gebre Selasie?

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Yea Forums is just a faster /int/

Dier's got the Brexit lad look I reckon.

'luv Malaga
'luv Brexit
'luv Corrie

'ate May
'ate Corbyn
'ate the others

Should I watch this or Portugal vs Ukraine

Kane is a mongoloid mouthbreather so i'd wager he's a brexiter

please tell me you're not watching this match for the football lol

Brexit's cancelled mate, Uri Geller stopped it with his mind.

nigger

>Dier

Ethopian

>blatantly break the rules
>referee penalises you
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

t. footballer

SOUTHGATE YOURE THE ONE

How is henderson in the team he's now a liverpool reject

Dier is confirmed #PeoplesVote lad
Pickford is the most likely Brexit lad in the squad

can't decide if that's good desu

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he's from Chomutov

*dabs*

JANNY GET ME BANS (YUH)
HE AIN'T GOT NO FANS (YUH)

LADIES CALL ME BASED (BASED)
I DON'T EVEN PLAY (YAH)

ROLL UP IN A THREAD (YAH)
GIVE DEM DUBS A CHECK (PLLLT)

JANNY LOSE HIS MIND (CRAY)
HIT ME WIT DA BAN (GRRRT)

FOR FREE FOR FREE
YEAH HE DOES IT FOR FREE
NO FUN ALLOWED
THAT DON'T MAKE HIS MOMMA PROUD (NAW)

THREE DAYS FOR THE CREW (CREW)
I DID THAT FOR YOU (YUP)

YOU KNOW YOUR BOY A NEET
AND HE LOVES SOME FEET (*sniff*)
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
THEN DANCE TO THIS BEAT
DON'T FUCK WITH NO WAGIE
SHECKELSTEIN'S A CROOK
TAKE OFF HIS GIRL'S SOCKS
AND GIVE DEM TOES A LICK (mmmm)

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>Nedved, Koller, Baroš, Šmicer, Galašek, Cech, Jankulovski, Poborsky, Ujfuluši
Now that was a team

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i voted REMAIN.

Pickford, Maguire and Kane as well. Maguire looks like he's shiv a remainer if shit went down at a march.

youtu.be/z4LKTWaHC4w thats an anime test hope is the right section i cant see the font right

Get outa this thread then ye sap ya

What part of Czech'em are you guys from?

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Even Czech Republic have a negro now.

because liverpool have four better midfielders than england do

Bring him back

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pilsner urquell

>now

he's been around for years you casual retard

For me it's Staropramen

sancho is a bundesliga baby

He's shit for Everton though

ew why?

will you go shoot some now in NZ?

Scotland fear borat

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We aren't getting fuck all past Pavlenka tonight lads, he's a fucking solid keeper for Bremen.

I remember him from Euro 2012

Dier's a top class cunt but both Harry's and Pickford are alright

6 figures I was only 4

Obligatory.

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didn’t know there were blacks in Czech Republic

where's 190

Because the shop didn't have Urquell and it was on offer

>british flag
>drinks literal urine
Nothing unusual here

>keane
lol i thought we were supposed to have good defensive options

he's very average actually

not bad, not overally good
he'll usually save whatever he has to save, but concedes every goal beyond that

You may not like it, but this is what peak czech performance looks like

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Keane is a good defensive option

I'd rather drink piss than eat shit like a German.

Can't believe Czechia has a ****** on their team.

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He's one of those annoying keepers that can occasionally put in a god tier performance

lel who the fuck told you that

God I’d love to do a line of chat off her batty

God Save the Queen is such a gammon anthem

>getting outsung at home

kek, the state of post-thatcher english fans

You know she's cute when you want to eat her bogies.

Any foreign guys wanna bang my gf

Don't reply if you're anglo

>German flag
>Drinks Urine
No I don’t mean your beer Hans

Get out of my country shoneen

>pavel swayze

Henderson has actually played pretty well lately

>still starting henderson and dier

Bud light is the official beer of engerland? Sad.

just scratched my taint and sniffed and it smelled like mushrooms lads

Keep pulling out random strands of hair haha oh fuck I'm going bald

Hey, I might be white, but I'm guaranteed to be taller and bigger than you

only if she isn't british

It’s the best kind of anthem. Short

>Bulgaria 1 - 1 Montenegro

Sounds spicy

For me it's Life & Death

They have to turn down the England mics so viewers at home don't want to kill themselves because of the England band

You must now

Usually seems to be silly goals he concedes, he's unbelievable when it comes to one on ones though from what I've seen

Even if we lose or embrass ourselves at least we'll never be as bad as the Scottish.

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>gammon

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christ how many nigge*s are on that pitch?

starving but I'm dieting for /napa2019/

>Smiffy Boy is all grown up by now
>probably working a shitty job in a supermarket
>dreams of becoming a rapstar dead

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>playing Craberson and DIRE

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Dier is such shit it's unbelievable

Fucking hell the ITV website is utter fucking shit. Doesn't work properly on firefox, won't send emails to reset my password.

ITV are so bad

Spurs players are the true cancer in this English side, will only pass to each other.

any streams better than tvcatchup

tvcatchup.com/watch/itv

FUCK THE IRISH

boo the cunt

>dire dead
what a shame

jesus fuck this is boring

i've been to the capitals of both these countries, but nowhere beyond

prague > london desu

not sure if czech rep has anything to offer beyond that tho, while I'm very interested to see the english countryside someday

So it begins

No.

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I’ll happily have a beer with you but I’m not going to piss on you.

IRELAND'S YOUNG PLAYER OF THE YEAR

Hope the Kersal Massive are still together, highly rated them lads

Dier dood
now england has a chance

FIRST GOAL OF THE NIGHT GOES TO LITHUANIA
WE KNOW WHAT WE ARE
WE KNOW WHAT WE ARE
CHAMPIONS OF 2020 EUROS
WE KNOW WHAT WE ARE

For me it's My Country, 'Tis of Thee

love prague, one of my favourite european cities

no one cares

Also for some fucking reason, they do the American Date system.

Guessing they didn't design it themselves and didn't bother to change it

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oi mate, do you have a loicence for that racist

Dier? More liks Shite!

is that england's declan rice i see

congrats man

Sorry, there has been an error, please try again

>won't send emails to reset my password.
Glad I'm not the only one with that problem then

>blacks 3%
>pakis 1.9%

actually yes, it seems

Most kino boot colour?

I'd wear boots the same colour as the socks. That's the most kino combo. White/white. Black/black. Blue/blue. etc.

I;ll spoon anyone who disagrees.

Lel

Dier was actually really great in his first 2 seasons at spurs

I did. Anyone can desu

why are the bongs not rooting for their team I only keep hearing our chants

PENALTY

>not sure if czech rep has anything to offer beyond that tho
A massive porn industry

yeah, cos it's one of the hubs of international trade

prague is well nicer than london

why is dele alli playing as a DM

pakis is a general term for anyone brown

Queue seething Irish

Good luck Deco ya good ting

Sterling is such a bad footbal*er

pointless when you know you're always going to win

>Barklel
We're fucked, lads

>not sure if czech rep has anything to offer beyond that tho
maybe

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it was the same thing with bt a little while ago except with a lock out

Ah yes, Ross "6-0" Barkley, that will have the Czech team quaking in their boots.

Pakis include Indians and Bangladeshis, Afghans, Sri Lankans too.

Got a pay rise at THE TOIL today

That pass from Kane was Messi-tier

cuck

lol so what

obviously london is a lot more relevant than prague, but it doesn't make it more beautiful/comfier

>Dire for Barklel

Absolute state of our midfield

They've been making a big push for the last year or so. Fuck knows why.

Same , use TV player dot com

>Barkshit

BANÍK PYČO

>Englel are so desperate for a half decent midfielder that they’re turning to IRA sympathisers

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I signed it from North Korea. lmao

Yeah but Indians who aren't Muslim are pretty based imo

Ross Barkley not only doesn't look half or quarter black or whatever he is, he actually looks like the kind of white person who WOULD be racist.

If I were in a pub with Barkley, I'd think nothing of slagging off pakis, ripping on niggers, slandering gooks, etc. ... Yet it turns out he's part black.

Scary times we're living in.

London's a shithole

looks like any average small southern german town desu (probably because we built it for you)

you're going to have to offer me something better than that

Sancho is shit, get him off.

provide some much needed explosiveness in the middle of the park

His "up the ra" tweet was based i must say

FCB!

>Black man playing for Czechoslovakia

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Kazakhstan

t.Romesh Poopuejata

>That sympathetic to the IRA he chose to play for England
Just admit it West Brit; you’re the shitty part of England.

It's not the best city in the world

Only provincial poortheners hate London.

London is the best city in Europe

Beautiful place is England.

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>*pass to CB*
>*pass to midfielder*
>*pass back to CB*
>*hoof it to Sterling*

>Czechoslovakia

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Fuck off with those negative shit you cunts.

Sick of this moaning about every choice the manager makes

What happens to in southgate we trust.

Fuck you all.

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If they lose it's his fault.

>cities outside London exist
wait what???

>Get a generation of golden midfielders but no teamwork
>Finally get a generation with good teamwork but no midfielders
Fuck our country.

>*dive for a penalty*
>*go to the european championships*
easy peasy

why did that post get deleted tho?

Would ye get out a dat, national team is bleeding useless so it is.

Good luck wit yas , go on

Team will be mediocre until the 2000+ era born footballers take over. Other generations are frauds.

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BACK TO THE WING
NOW BACK TO THE CENTRE

that all changed when he died and was replaced

I thought Prague ws Austrian or it used to be right?

He's like a skinwalker

more like jaden wanko

why are native Brits so shite at flair football

All they know is how to get "stuck in" or hoof it out

>you're going to have to offer me something better than that
then you're gonna be disappointed

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>22 minutes
>not even a single shot
Is this Peak semen slurping?

#Lionnesses

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Reminder that little englanders will NEVER get their brexit. You gammon incels have failed.

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Just pass it to Kane you fucking muppets. He's the only one actually doing anything with the ball.

England has better midfielders that this but Southgate prefers memes like Alli. Hughes and Cook (when he recovers) should get in the team.

You can only post ITT if you can discern the different flags of Czech Republic, Croatia, Slovakia, Serbia, etc.

*all posting stops*

Lost count of the number of times Sancho has given the ball away.

Why were all the normies saying he was GOAT?

He's right though. Rice should be denied the privilege, the plastic bog-trotting potato wog.

Sterling diving again

Because if you try anything like that at youth level you get bollocked by 15 dads and hauled off by the coach.

Bosak is such a fucking faggot. Bring back the Capek/Karoch combo desu.

APOLOGISE

>Bangkok is the best city in the world according to this Londoner's logic ITT

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My Niggas

Blap blap

>gammon

what does this even mean. is it one autist trying to force it?

>Sterling
>scoring for England
I don't believe it

ITS FUCKING COMING HOME

STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL

dat pass from Kane

a far post tap in perhaps?

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ISCUMINOME

cheeky offside goal there

IT'S COMING HOME

This is ok, fine in fact.

No Wan Bissaka, but it's fine.

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>Sterling actually scores
Wow, now his goal per game record is only 0.095!

Pass and move the England groove

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why did you post a picture of saxony, which is german?

Fuck that was exactly like the chance Gazza missed in extra time in 96

>it’s Sancho ... into Sterling!! A goal made in Jamaica!

Wow, Clive.

yawn.

we shouldn't have to play these tinpot teams. all they want to do is park the bus

IT'S

gammon is a normie meme
like how old white men who drink too much have skin that looks like gammon

>20,000,000/year
That's a lot of gammon cock for those ladyboys.

>Ross Barkley
at what point does his lineage become white again? another 5 generations?

Young darkie getting games for a memeteam. Peak reddit, really.

>they fucking tried to do a go-slow on the motorway
>in rush hour
>literally no one turned up anyway

It's Facking Caming home

Anyone that’s been on Yea Forums for more than 5 minutes can do that easily.

Hahhahaha Harry Kane is our best midfielder.

Coming home status: It's

My dad said the exact same thing

>Sancho

GOAT in the making, shame he's brown

Get it into yas lads ya good ting

Seems to me a team of blacks and Kane is the best choice

We literally earned the right to play these shit teams you mong

Serbia has a pretty crown in the middle
Czech is like a naval flag
Couldn't tell you shit about the others - shithole countries desu.

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I knew our generation would save English football.

Fuck Rooney and fuck boomers.

That chant of his from the Palace fans is fucking great.

it was part of the holy roman empire (and even its capital for a while) which was germanic in nature

>Hoddle: 'you can't give England that sort of space'
You absolutely can, Glenn. These fucking dawdlers move the ball so slowly.

Gammon is only used ironically here.

This is just the rest for the squad ahead of the proper matches in the summer

come again, fat nips

Sounds like a good way to ban Americans.

Whens the nations leauge? Much prefer that stuff to these shit qualifiers.

Why isn't grealish playing? He's a better passer than hendo, better dribbler than sterling, more creative than sancho, more eloquent than kane

Only people who call others snowflakes get insulted by gammon anyway

I bet that still keeps gazza up at night

First for James O'Brien

Croatia has the chequered red and white in the middle
Serbia is an upside-down Russia flag with some shit in the middle

>needing offside goals to beat Czech Republic

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It’s a racist paki meme

>which is german
not for long, my german friend, not for long

The ESPN commentators are taking the piss out of Scotland right now.

Based.

Out for a month with a concussion from that fan

>t. delusional villa supporter

this is a fucking outrage, CZ BETTER WIN

business idea: Kane as CAM, Wilson up front

>slippy kane

Where is vardy?????

Czechoslovakia might as well put another 2 strikers here, there not gonna win just by sitting in

What will it take to get this fucking band stabbed?

chilwell is elite

CZECH TOWNS REPORT IN
Olomouc here

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>actually losing to Yak farmers

Based

Why isn't Ibe on the bench?

business idea: tie some tennis rackets to pickfords arms to make them normal length

>Czech Republic

Don't be direspectful, its Czechia now

I be on the bench

Nice one Pavel

>literally getting beaten by a country only known for Borat
Does it get much worse for the scots?

Never goes to the byline or crosses, just turns around

are you suggesting you are going to invade saxony?

with an army of pornstars, prostitutes and beer drinkers maybe?

Lidice right here

Had a proper gammon tinder date last night

>Genghis Khan 3 0 Heroinville

>it’s a terrific pass from Pickford
I think it was the exact opposite of terrific Clive.

They're a fucking embarrassment

>this game

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It's just another example of the contempt young lefties have for the common man they claim to fight for.

uguu > ayaya

San Marino next
Would you put it past them to lose to them?

Based

FUCK republics.

is this shit still on?

>I had fallen over

a knife or other stabbing weapons

Even then though it was fiercely independent it had a king instead of an elector. You were never going to hang on to it

am I hearing it right that they are playing old songs by atomic kitten?

wtf is going on?

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brb lads going to the shops

Villa fans are getting worse than Newcastle these days. Muh Shelvey muh Lascelles muh Grealish

Lmao Pickford fucking sucks

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahAHAHAHAHAH JUST UFCKIN REALISED THESE INBREDS WERE PLAYING THE WHOLE FUCKING TEAM IS BLACK BAHAHAHAHA NICE "country" YOU HAVE THERE ENGLAND!

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defending 0-1 :^)

fuck I hate the word Czechia

GIROOOOOOOOOOOOUD

Frankly I think we should invade Saxony and reclaim our ancestral home land.

Saxony will secede and join the newly formed Holy Austro-Hungarian Empire (of the Czech nation)

you ok lad?

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btw im from australia my flag is wrong don't put me in with those inbreds.

not sure, but i'm positive i need some kerry katona chebs in and around my mouth

Rosicky - Nedved - Poborsky

Wtf happened

>hating on Czechia
stop being dumb

If you had to pick a pikey you can't honestly say you'd rather have shelvey over grealish

there is only one black player. some choc ices like alli, sancho and walker though

This triggers the jock.

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sterlel-kane-sancho
maddison-rice-hughes
chilwell-me-stones-wan bissaka
me again
its coming home

they got old m8
and so did we

Sancho isn't that good

I fucking hate English inbred scum! fuck em! can't do anything right and fill their WHOLE team with blacks! what an absolute fucking cracka that they call it the 'England' squad! HHAHAHAHAH

is this cesky krumlov?

Some of my favourite pornstars are Czech

I've honestly ran out of jokes to use to make fun of the fact Scotland lost to Kazakhstan. There are 3 or so jokes to make and they've all been used ITT already. That's how irrelevant Kazakhstan are. And Scotland managed to lose 3-0 to them

>No CHO

Coke addictions

This game is shit. Czech Republic is just there to park the bus.

yes

Sad! no regens?

Double megs

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Ummm where’s the new thread?

All these spuds players are dogshit

>maddison-rice-hughes
BASED

cuz yt is only allowed to come out of the cuck shed when they let him play beta teams. english and american whites truly are on the very bottom of the global white peoples hierarchy. english and american whites are the manifestation of reek from game of thrones if you haven't noticed.

Abigaile Johnson tho...

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Make one

Fuarkk that Sancho flick is going straight on YouTube

take your meds user

can't help it mate

Looking back at where we first met
I cannot escape and I cannot forget
Southgate you're the one
You still turn me on
Football's coming home again

went there years ago in the winter, it was stunning
probably very touristy now
never went to the Karel poborsky museum they have though. or the torture museum.

>2004 was 25 years ago

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english and american whites have dominated the world and been responsible for almost every relevant invention

fugg
thank you user

I know I know it hurts getting BTFI by Kazakhstan. Let it out lad, let it out

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Why is Lee bowyer playing for you?

Big brained Southgate finally deciding to play sterlel wide

>2002 was 50 years ago

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Germany is literally the country of beta males.

You guys were magnificent between Euro 96 and WC 02. Obviously I want us to beat you tonight but respect where it is due.

t. Scott Angus McManus

Your Ronaldos, your Messis, your Kanes

The Czech team is hot

>be Henderson
>be on edge of the box
>instead of passing to a striker further forward you crab pass to Barklel
Why? Why is he picked? Le Yelling On The Pitch Man?

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Just made me feel really old

FACKIN SOUFGATE NOT FIT TO MANAGE

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>He has to say this in English
Typically salty Krout who is jealous Anglo’s run the world

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Yeah lots of attractive men (no homo)

Yes, love a bit of angel wicky

They made the semis of Euro 2004 too, lost to the only Silver Goal in major competitive tournaments

ERA

good dive la

Era Benal

UP THE ERA

Need a new thread

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You realise that Aussies have all their posts logged, right? You do realise you having a VPN/Proxy will push you up to the Severe list of monitoring, right? You do realise you reeeing about blacks will push you even higher? Lmao.

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I was made to feel old myself the other day. Guy buying some alcohol and on his ID he was born in feb 2001

ani nebyla přísná desu

Aye, get in

pathetic dive

Clear pen.

Not a job to guess if he would have got their or not

KANEEEE

No era

>The Czech of Republic

lel

god we're so fucking good, look at us dominating *looks at screen* k zek repulblic

>hendergoat denier
>also an animefag
not in the slightest bit surprised

Not stopping that

okay so now that we already lost can we start playing football

Based refball

Nothing is ever enough

>Would he have made it?
Well it would have been easier if they both didn't impede him

>2001
Depressing

New thread pls

affirmative action penalty
ref was probably afraid of being called racist as well

'Arry kane

that was a pretty depressing first half

post half time bangers

youtube.com/watch?v=8clnxViHdp8

>get found out
>get arrested
>meanwhile your government covers up the gang rapes of everybody, child or not, by immigrants
HOWLING.

Sum1 mek thred

New

t. Llywelyn Gethin Jones

Imagine making the opening thread but failing in your repsonsibites to make the second thread

Mezut ozil turkey has pedos too

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Defenders being retards doesn't make it not a penalty

based birmingham

New thread

youtube.com/watch?v=6QIw1BQIvT4

Micks:
>maguire
>keano
>kane
Nogs:
>everyone else, even >white trippier and barkley
The absolute state of the City of Bongland

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based hans

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For me it's Big Nig Ben Chilwell