The qualifiers for Euro 2020 start tonight, and Portugal is looking forward to renew the title. Portugal starts against Ukraine, at the Great Red Mosque of Lisbon, in what is hoped to be a good and entertaining match.
Starts in about one bong and fifteen bings.
>thread topic: are the screenshots of João Félix trying to fuck some random girl Chad or not?
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Ukraine pls injure Ronnie but only a bit so he cant play against us
Do you think Pepe apologized to Felix ? He did act like a ferral chimp.
Here it is
What does it mean can you give a short translation?
For me its Portugal, the cutest posters on Yea Forums
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Ronaldo will score a hat trick today.
Sure:
>I wanted to have a fling with you because you're pretty and you have a cool body
>you could have, like, a thing
>just with kisses, if you want
Damn... you were straight to the point buuuut I'm not that kind of girl, but look cool and stuff
And yiu were at the stadium of my little love (based on her name ending in 1906, she is a Sportinguista)
>I wanted, like, a fling with you
Yeah, I understood
id hat tt ricpk hrr ifyou fcath myu drift
I know it will happen bros but i will still be so fucking mad once i see the new Postiga in the starting eleven.
Portugal caralho.
Seething moorcuck
Better him than Guedes or Felix in a position that isn't his. Wait until Ronaldo retires and they become starters
a horse that good doesnt jumping haver that it have to be
>I wanted to have something (note:word for “something” like a “fling” but bery vague) with you because you’re beautiful and you have a cool body
>we could have, like, a hook up
>only with kisses if you want
>(girl) wow... you were really very straightforward. Buuuuut I’m not much into these things but you seem to be cool and all
>(girl) and you were at the stadium of my little love (note: her club, unspecified)
>With you (note: retard spelling, it’s “contigo”), I want a hook up
>(girl) I got that
What seething moorcuck? Guedes is the retarded version of him. That spot should be for Félix since he's already better than both and he has so much potential.
Ladies and gentleman, your striker for tonight
>fixe
It's so weird seeing how the Portuguese talk in day-to-day conversations. After reading so much Pessoa and Eça de Queiroz in HS I figured you guys were still stuck in that 19th century "erudite" dialect.
Is this how our zoomers talk?
Yeah, we were...
In the time of ECA DE QUEIROZ AND FERNANDO PESSOA! We don't think you talk like Machado de Assis
Based retard Santos actually is going to face Ukraine with WC, Neves and Moutinho as the midfield and 40 years old Ronaldo on the left wing leaving Postiga as the only striker.
OH NO NO NO
>Hate Portugal
>Hate Ukraine
simple as
beta
PRO TIP: when you write a text, think to yourself: "if this were displayed on a jumbotron to a stadium filled with 60 thousand people, how embarassing would it be?"
>We don't think you talk like Machado de Assis
Which is a damn shame. Universal literacy was a mistake.
I'm guessing you're not the Serbian Benfica fan.
I fucking hate national teams playing.
How do you guys keep yourself interested with this? How do I get into it?
Tem alguém do Sporting a jogar hoje? Se não me abstenho de ver.
>tfw no qtpi ukie gf
Hahah cheers guys now i know
>TSU eu entendi
means yeah i understood
It's awful when you have a coach like Santos. I will fall asleep inside the first 25 minutes
No.
No, definitely not, fuck that guy.
Nothing personal Portugal, but you guys are fucking disgusting, anime loving bitches.
>anime loving bitches
Fuck anime
can't argue with trips.
You're alright kid
Looks like a tranny
Bruno Fernandes will most likely be on the bench.
>putagal
That would only make that webm hotter
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He injured, friend
Right, my bad.
>tfw had lunch with my money planner today
>29 year old Brazilian woman, looks very good for her age
>a lot of fun and smart, will meet again
don't even care if she does a bad job anymore desu lads
nice blog
thanks
what do you think the score is tonight? I think 2-0 Portugal
/unsubscribe but fuck her
For me, it's 2-0
Based
>this fucking starting eleven
Is it 2015/16 again?
Who the fuck cares about Portugal, where's the Ukrainian starting eleven?
Bernardo should switch nationalities, too wholesome to be from there
This, should be Gedson, Florentino, Joao Felix, Pizzi, Rafa, Renato Sanches and André Almeida
>Is it 2015/16 again?
is that a bad thing?
Calla un poquinho gordo cabron
João you won the fucking title in 2015/16
but I fucking hate animefags
WTF serbia, thought we were frens
>tf
You have to go back
redpilled
Come on based Portugal, beat the shit out of them them them...ugh.
Waiting to see my bros, Dias, Pizzi, Rafa Silva and based Joao Felix.
Everyone who is not a retard knows we got super lucky in 2016. The starting eleven looks awful now and it's not close to what it should look like
Santos is a very bad coach. He's whole persona is basically him being really good friends of Ronaldo and the rest of the players.
We will win like 2-0 and the retard will keep fielding a midfield of Betis and Wolverhampton players. Not to mention the Sevilla bench warmer as the striker.
There he is, benfica's bf
based and REDpilled
>we got super lucky in 2016
You weren't lucky, you deserved it and the old saying tells us "fortune follows the brave ones".
Somehow I did catch your drift
na vrbe pls
Who will serb portuboo root for on monday?
Player skills and form are not static. I hope it doesn't become a "familia Scolari" situation where he won't bench his trusty old dogs.
I also can't fucking stand William Carvalho and I'm a Sporting fan
lmao
what were the odds of that bet
cant wait for our match so i could chase you ukrofashists down the belgrade streets...ofc if u had balls to come
For the BASED and REDkit team
Anyone else immediately think of "Arrested Development" when they see a chocolate banana?
We got lucky all the way around , man. Im not saying we got lucky in a single game, we deserved to beat Croatia, Poland and Wales. We just got really lucky with Iceland scoring a last minute goal to put us in that path. We got "lucky" Ronaldo carried us against Hungary. We got lucky we were part of the weakest group of the tournament. Before we scored against Croatia they could've done the same...
That sort of run almost never happens and it's frustrating to not see some young blood on the starting eleven. We keeps being faithful to retards like William who only got worse since that Euro. André Silva is worse than Jota and Félix, he's playing because he scores against Faroe Islands. He keeps calling dumbfucks like João Mário
>Arrested Development
who?
based
From what part of Madeira are you lads?
Won exactly 2640 euros, so the odds were 12 after the Hungary match.
I will root for a friendly draw.
>stadium literally empty
MY SIDES
Anyone have a stream?
>2640
nice. how often do you bet? just for fun or is it anything serious?
Might want to get your eyes checked.
>Ruben Neves, André Silva, João Cancelo and Bernardo Silva are not young blood
Agree, Vasco Paciencia should be playing
Based Portubro
No, I'm not a serious /bet/or, just had a vision of Portugal winning the championship during that match, can't explain, felt that winning energy from TSU and the rest of the team.
>dyego sousa already knows the anthem
based
More Portuguese than Coentrao
o7
LOL
Holy mother of cringe
Fucking millennials can't write for shit
Pessoal, eu só quero uma curte com o Ronaldo
Mas queres curte ou só com beijos?
>guerreiro
>ronaldo not passing
Is old Ronnie back?
Ukraine is not a real country. And Ukrainians are not a real human beings.
Sweet baby jesus, who is this semen demon?
Please, I need to know
>Ukraine playing
>Not a Yuri on the team
Nice """identity""" you have there
>Ukraine is not a real country
why not? Explain your rationale (5 marks).
Those are actual facts
Is this the Post-Ronaldo team?
>andré silva
No.
pep is a moron wasting zinchenko in that left defending position. he's always been an attacking player
>no renato sanches
Why the fuck is B.Fernandes and Felix on the bench?
Post bunda everytime Portugal makes a cross or André Postiga loses the ball
Bruno Fernandes is injured
This but honestly.
Did André Silva fuck your crush or what?
Ukraine has
>no nation
>no culture
>no history
therefore it's not a real country
What about the Cossaks?
Nah, he's just awful at everything and shouldnt be in the squad
Also forgot
>no language
Go to bed, Vlad
>Marlos
>Junior Morais
some nice Ukrainian names there
>short corners
It's definitely a Fernando Santos match.
What about them?
This but unironically. Bring fucking pacy nog Bruma
>poonaldo
Felix is a WF/SS, who would you switch out for him? Fernandes is a direct alternative to Moutinho but Santos prefers the more experienced one
ERA
>Ronaldo doing useless stepovers without making any progress
Yeah, im thinking he's back
Good call.
>Ukraine is not a real country
And Belgium is?
Felix should be playing instead of Ronaldo, much better
pqp o mantorras
this semen slurping short corners
Kosovo is a real country.
but which country is comfier tho?
You must be one of those who claim him to be worth 120M kek
nah, we're definitely not friends
Russia is not a real country.
Reminder that Shevchenko did not deserve that Ballon D'Or, it was Deco's
felix is better than ronaldo don't even @ me
For me, it's Mykola Shaparenko the Ukrainian Andrea Pirlo.
Just another delusional benfiquista, ignore him kek
Felix is worth more than that
Not even a porcofag but this.
WE KEEP CROSSING THE BALL FROM EVERYWHERE
>portugal recognized kosovo
wtf, i hate portugal now
I win Master Leagues on PES with that tactic, faggot
epah que merda é esta. meus ricos impostos a sustentar estes filhos de uma grande puta.
0 days without tsuish tricks
>Ronaldo
Imagine being second biggest country in Europe, having 40m population and being THAT culturally, economically and politically irrelevant. Ukraine is a fucking joke. That, of course, is related to their NT as well.
lmao what a fucking idiot, also gib insta of that grill
>ronaldo lost 4 out of 6 ball interventions
Felix is so much better
Don't know how you guys can like this fag so much just because he's from your country
>Argentina playing 5atb vs Venezuela and already conceded a goal in 5 minutes
What a disgrace of a team, why couldn't Messi be Brazilian
they live rent free in your head
>grill
lel, i-i am gurl too *giggles*
some sort of child trauma
show feet PLEASE PLEASE PLASE
Crimea is Ukraine
bro just go watch messi lose another game and inevitably retire again, lol
I knew we were bad but i didnt know we were THAT bad. Jesus Christ this team is fucking awful, there's no coaching involved at all.
Third, behind Russia and France.
calou filho da puta
I'm here to see CR7 lose
there are loads of ukrainians living here and they are based
You is gay
Tsuuuu
Ronaldo warming up
...
BASED BERNARDO "LEFT BACK" SILVA
This. That was great defending.
this thread is so lane and GAY.
Where's my Albania - Turkey match thread?
Based Pyatov.
I am glad, that I didnt watch this fucking game so far but just drank beer and shitposted on /int/.
do you want my sausage?
>Russian commentator openly cheering for Ukraine
Why is this allowed
My name is also Félix, does it give me the same power to talk to girls like that too ?
>Imagine being this bitter about your neighbors
Laughed at butthurt roosters itt
Go fix your own country, retards. You know nothing about happenings here on the Ukraine
STOP THE SHORT CORNERS YOU FUCKING RETARDS
Is short corner the new meta?
Ukrainian women are drop dead gorgeous
>Go fix your own country, retards.
U seek a fight Poortubro?
God no, they are always bad. Just do like the English and put the fakking ball in the fakking box to score sam fakking goals
It's a meme that Fernando Santos likes for some reason.
They are not our neighbors, they are the enemy. They exist only to mess with us.
ukraine to russia is what scotland is to england. living rent free in their heads since ages.
Tugas viados
S E E T H I N G
>does tsuuuuu on camera
>cute girl laughs
That guy is getting laid tonight.
based cleaning ladies supporting the motherland
i know what you mean
>You know nothing about happenings here on the Ukraine
We know everything that really matters. Ukraine is just a rural retards Nazi Germany.
Пa тo јe peaлнo кyмe.
you say that like its a bad thing))
>not using Portuguese women to clean
do you even 'accidentally' bump your hand into their ass? fag
vasco
>poonaldo
baseado
Why do you even care? You surely have plenty of problems in your country.
Why being obsessed with us?
by how many goals difference are we gonna trash these Portuguese darkies?
Good guy Serbia. I heard there are some political happenings in your country too right now?
>Marlos
Why is this Brazilian playing for Ukraine?
How can this team play so terribly? This coach is a fraud.
Could both of you just fuck off out of here?
For me it's
>Ukraine
Best Eurovision song; youtube.com
>every favorite is winning beside portugal
you guys are gonna flunk this and draw right ? god dammit.
Portugal plays like shit,
i see you guys are dabbing on Moldavia. Good shit.
We'll win when it matters most.
>kill thousands of Russians just because they are Russians
>try to wipe out our language and culture in Ukraine
>lmao why so obsessed?
>tf
>tc
>He bet on Portugal
>what is holodomor
didn't you kill millions of Ukrainians by forcing a famine there ?
None of these things are true.
I have never felt any oppression because of my language
t. Russian speaking from Kharkiv
>Portugal didnt score in the first half
yeah thats a deserved League A place for Ukraine for me
HORA DAS PUTAS
wtf I hate Portugal now
why are you guys so weak
>0-0
where is even yarmolenko?
...
Commies did this and Russians suffered even worse then Ukrainians.
This shit is actually triggering me really hard
>We are fucking awful
>We played so fucking bad
>Our midfield is mediocre at best
>That idiot actually has Ronaldo playing as LW
>André Postiga starting and being useless
>cross after cross after cross
>no speed
>no creativity
>Bernardo Silva wasted like always
>ukraine with 11 players in the last third
>fags at the stadium playing with the mobile phone while all this happens
>Ricardo sucking FPF dick on Sporttv
>Nothing will change for the 2nd half
You simply cannot be Portugal and have a midfield made by Betis and Wolverhampton players. It's disgusting, they are all awful for this level
dead
nando out
>Portugal not winning 4-0 by now with a hattrick by Ronaldo
Exposed. Santos is a fraud. We should be dominating totally the game. Bruno Lage would win the world cup easily
>Ricardo sucking FPF dick
Faz ele bem, FPF é fonte de tachos
>have a midfield made by Betis and Wolverhampton players
What, you think Pizzi would be better!?
E depois e ganhar por 1-0 simples.
>bernando silva invisible
Fernando Santos out
>You simply cannot be Portugal and have a midfield made by Betis and Wolverhampton players. It's disgusting, they are all awful for this level
it's true, you should play Sà from Standard, it's a way better level
RIP in peace. i will always remember your goal against tottenham ;_;
Varela
Semedo-Dias-Ferro-Cancelo
Florentino
Gedson-Pizzi-Bernardo Silva
João Felix-Ronaldo
Tell me how this wouldn't dominate
Always. It's amazing. Santos is Rui Vitória tier.
Hello retarded fifica bro
He needs to get rid of Postiga. Bring anyone on, i dont care, bring the Brazilian monkey for all i care.
Take Montinho out, Bernardo to the middle. Put some retard on the right, it does not matter who either.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY TEAM YOU FUCKING FAGS MONTINHO AND POSTIGA
literal whos + B. Silva and Tsu
Fuck off! At least it doesn't have Wolverhampton or Betis players!
It's a joke, but if you take out Varela, it can't be much worse than what it's being shown right now.
>says shit about Wolverhampton players
>basically wanting Gelson to play
Never change retard
You are not funny, retard. Im not even a benfica fan, stop trying to be funny and start actually watching the games
And yes, Florentino would be better to have than WC and Pizzi is not worse than Montinho.
é fotoloja feito por um paulinho no forumscp
>Florentino would be better to have than WC
On this we agree. I'd call him to the Euro before William
>Pizzi is not worse than Montinho
This is just stupid
This is the type of posters who watch the NT.
Gelson wasnt even called up you dumbfuck. Please don't post, go share shitty memes back to ptchan
SANTOS OUT
stop jacking off, 2nd half has begun
Viktor Tsyhankov > Joao Felix
>no changes
>VAMOS, VAMOS, on the tunnel
So predictable
>ninguém postou putas
Vergonhoso
I know he wasn't, but ypu literally want some retard on the right, I assume not just for this game
for me it's > Malinovskiy
For me, it's Ireland's brave Connor Planker
>Pizzi is not worse than Montinho
Imagine having Montinho has your set piece taker on 2019
SUBEM CARALHO
Necesito el nombre
If we concede we are fucked.
There is nothing we can do in attack
esta merda é vergonhosa
Megan Salinas, friend ;_;
Our team has pechos frios, let's face it manos
>andre silva as your #9
why can't portugal produce any good strikers?
>Montinho
There's no way, absolutely no way, any of you retards rates this guy, right? It's just a meme, right?
Have you seen his passes?
Eder >>> Andre Silva
Thanks man
brazil has the same problem
it's a portugese thing i guess?
>Lithuania
WHY HAS THE GOALKEEPER BECAME A GOD? FUCK SAKE
Foda-se, já percebemos, aind ate dói o cu por causa de 2010, deixa lá, acontece, o Bettencourt era um cornudo, o Moutinho tinha de refazer a vida, dá gracas a Deus o Fernandes não ter feito o mesmo no verao passado, estavas em nono agora.
O Santos não te ouve, toda a gente aqui e as nossas mães sabem que odeias o Moutinho, pára de spamar
This goalie will be the MOTM after he denies Ronnie's 90th min penalty.
Shut up retard. Glad you bring 2010 up, he was good back then what retards like you and Santos arent aware of that is we are 9 years past that, he has expired like any shitty yogurt.
This is not your forum, retard. There's no such thing as spam, retard. If he is shit, and he is, i will make sure everyone knows he's shit until he leaves the game
He is fucking awful at everything and him playing is an insult towards every single Portuguese who likes football.
Montinho is garbage. He should go back to play Sheffield United in England
That boomer feels threat of losing his place and tries hard
>Rafa
Cry harder faggot
>takes a meme Wolverhampton player out
>leaves the other one in
LMAO
>Starting with Wolves midfield
The memes write themselves
>64 minutes pass
>montinho still on
>65 minutes pass
>Montinho still on
Had to take a shit, lads. Anything happen in the second half?
>66 minutes pass
>Montinho still on
SUB IN FACKING EDER ALREADY
BANG BANG BANG
>67 minutes pass
>Montinho still on
>every minute til you like it
TSSSSSSUUUUUU
>inb4 le shoot at wall man
What how
I should've watched England-Chechens game.
bruh you're fucked
no way you will win against penaldo
Give the job to Carlos Queiroz
>ronaldo sits out the nations cup, portugal on cruise control
>ronaldo gets back, portugal stink
hmmmm
>nearly all of ukraine's players in the box
How do we break this wall, bros?
>Portugal in qualifiers
OH GOD NO PLEASE NO
We tried that before, he sucks even more
Cancelo out
Cancelo is playing really really badly
>Argentina losing 0 - 2 against Venezuela
>Portugal 0 - 0 Ukraine 72'
>Croatia almost chokes against Azerbaijan (not a surprise)
What's going on, bros?
>andre silva out for sousa
woke
Dyego will save us.
eunha from gfriend
portuguese and spanish breed of white people are so cute, completely different than french/nords/meds!
Poortugal is my last match in 5 team 250$ acca, end my life.
I thought Portugal was impressive.
How did you even win Italy and Poland in Nations League?
>still no Felix
I stopped masturbating to watch this shit game.
1-2
cancerous game desu lads
>shitaly
>pooland
Because they are awfull too
>That Ronaldo cross
Expect a webm spam of that starting later tonight
T-TSUUU?
Wait that's Eunha?? I don't remember seeing her with long hair, this must be old
Why the fuck is Ronaldo playing on the right when he wants to cut inside so bad?
those are mutts though
TSSSSU-oh
>portugal
>spain
>white
checked and based
god I wish I could breed with some polish lewandowska
I don't get why. Why are we so afraid to shoot? It's always meme crosses. Even in counter attacks they lose all momentum because no one wants to shoot.
God I fucking hate santos
isto com a ucrânia só lá vai à bomba.
>André Silva
>Nando Saints playing anything but a cookie cutter 442 or 433
Play Bernardo in midfield bls
Always been a club over country kinda guy any way.
>João Mário in when we need to score
Based retard Santos
>joão mário
ffs Nando
Tfw Junior Moraes is the brother of
>You now remember Bruno Moraes
FIND FACKING MADDIE
CHUTEM FODASSE
Lol what's the record number of corners in euros?
yes this was from their first song
Parents did it la
>João Mário
That will surely solve everything
Jorge Jesus IN
Santos OUT
true
Fug
FUCK OFF SANTOS!
I'm not a benfica fag, but I honestly think Bruno Lage would be a good NT coach
Please don't end 0-0
HAHAHAH
LMAO
SO PATHETIC.
I don't think you can read...
Our kit looks really shit. I think that's the problem.
Jesus would be pretty good actually. Wants to return to Portugal, sporting, Benfica and Porto don't want him. NT is the only choice.
FUCK OFF SANTOS!
There, you autist fuck. Moutinho is subbed
You happy?
85 MINUTES
did shevchenko get the job by merit or just because he's sort of a country legend?
If Felix had played we would have won 6-0...
Just saying
Probably the latter.
>i rate joão mário
isto com o félix em campo não se passava
>a brazillian is the only one actually shooting
Obviously the latter.
I doubt he is very clever to be honest
He coached nothing prior to being assigned to the NT. Take a guess
>VAMOS
>VAMOS
based f. santos
Lithuania
Luxembourg
Portugal
Serbia
Ukraine
Wtf this game is so meaningless since there are only meme teams in the group so both Ukraine and Portugal will be qualified.
>William + Neves + Moutinho starting trio
Why did Santos start the match defending? Where's Felix?
>Where's Felix?
Está a pedir para dar curtes com pitas
>Serbia
>meme
thank god I didn't waste my time watching the other 90 mins
Era
>portugal in charge of winning opening games in the qualifiers
What a semen slurping match.
Redpilled
his record in competitions that counts is not awful.
8 wins 3 draws and 3 losses
Cristiano deserved a goal or an assist desu
Must be so frustrating for him to play in such a shit team
It's all part of the master plan you fools
Referee is... weird.
Not pointed to the penalty, didn't give cards for very dangerous fouls, ended the game during Portuguese attack etc
Equipa de coxos LOL
>portugal
>opening stages of qualifiers
Free money bois
Based 633 paus
We became /elite/ without penaldo. He locks the team.
>that team
>shit
lmao you should see the team messi is playing with right now
>have the fucking RONALDO on your team, the best football player ever, the greatest forward alive
>score 0 goals in 90+4 minutes
Portugal national team is a meme, sorry.
Pyatov was exceptional, good job Ukraine.
His Italian friends are doing the job for him, he's just a talking head
>p*rtugal
>euro game
>portugal draws
yep, the title is in the pocket lads
It's to get the frogs' guard down I swear
Foda-se
Pensei que Portugal foi boa na futebol
Esta jogo foi horrível
The team is is far from shit.
Boring game even if Ukraine defends with 11 we should have more than good enough players to unlock their defense and not just >Cross and repeat
Just give >us the nation's league title lads
This but unironically. Meme magic is about to happen again.
A tua mãe é que é boa seu filho da puta
Well he was the only person doing shit today
>can’t score against Venezuela
Messi is truly a meme
Individually but as a team you couldn’t create clear cut chances
Serbia has some decent players but they always play badly for NT i don't know why but it always been this way.
>foi boa na futebol
Dedica-te à Puta In, folha
This isn't really a surprise really, is it? Portugal always starts the qualifiers badly. 4-4 draw against Cyprus at home, 0-1 loss to Albania at home are just some recent examples.
Relax
Both Serbia and Ukraine are meme teams. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if they somehow qualified and Portugal didn't. Actually, all 3 are teams that are unpredictable.
It sounded funnier in my head
>imagine thinking 2016 was the norm
Think the last time we won the opening qualifier match was for the 2006 wc.
This semmen slurping isnt for me lafs
Estiveste bem, ri-me um minuto inteiro com isso
sanchez in ronaldo out ez win
O que é que eu disse errado
Não sou fluente em português
FLOCKA
>Foda-se
>Pensava* que Portugal era* bom* a* futebol
>Este* jogo foi horrível
Foi é pretérito perfeito, tipo o Passé Composé dos franceses (deves saber alguma coisa de francês, podes ser do quebeque). Devias usar o era, preterito imperfeito
Portugal é neutral, logo os adjetivos são masculinos. Bom, não boa
O foda-se disseste bem
>Pensei que Portugal foi boa na futebol
fosse bom no futebol
>Esta jogo foi horrível
este jogo
I liked your cute attempt at portuguese so I congratulated you like we do here by calling you a motherfucker and telling you that I fucked your mom.
Your knowledge about football is quite limited my friend. Ukraine is pretty solid while Serbia is never qualified to Euro nor WC playoffs. Also Serbian NT is a mess they are lacking national commonality and spirit i believe.
lol o gonçalo paciência não foi a chamado à seleção?
Semedo - Dias - New CB - Gurreiro
Neves - Carvahlo
B. Silva - J. Felix - Gelson
Ronaldo
>New CB
Ferro
Obrigado amigos
Espero me tornar fluente na futuro
lol kino pic
propa norf lad
Usa esta regra para não te foderes muito:
Quando uma palavra acaba em -o, o que vem antes é um o, ou do, ou no.
>me tornar
user... are you learning Brazillian Portuguese?
Also, no* futuro.
Serbia played on WC and on Euros, hey.
And they have decent team now
Boa sorte cabrão
-cancelo +dalot
Pior que eu NUNCA gravei se o certo é colocar a frente ou atrás.
honestly believe Tomané is better than André Postiga, lads
>gravei
Deixa lá, não vale a pena
Dedica-te a comer bundas e sopa de macaco, que é o que melhor fazes
What? Ukraine has been to one World Cup and two Euros since the breakup of the USSR. Serbia was at the last World Cup, Ukraine wasn't. They were also at the 2010 World Cup. Serbia has been to 3-4 WCs since the collapse of Yugoslavia depending on how you want to view it. Either way, past accomplishments are irrelevant, so I don't know why you're bringing them up. They have a good squad that was at the last World Cup and are currently a better team than Ukraine on paper. They'll probably choke though.
Aqui dizemos "tornar-me".
Porra qual a dificuldade de ser handsome
ohnnn nhoom nhooom porque tuuu ora pois nhooom nhooom purtugeuix dã bortagaaall
Não mas eu uso o /luso/ para praticar a ler. Isso e um mal idea?
Obrigado, de novo
you aight zuca boi
faltou gajo e menina
O /luso/ é composto praticamente apenas por brasileiros, portugueses são minoria e de vez em quando alguém de Macau posta lá
Mas sinceramente, pra escrita, tanto faz se está lendo de português ou brasileiro, um português entende o que um brasileiro escreve e vice-versa.
Já fica diferente quando é pra escutar e falar.
>Isso e um mal idea
Isso *é uma má ideia*
O que é que estás a ler?
Also, "praticar a ler" doesn't work. Say "praticar a leitura". "treinar a leitura" works too.
>um português entende o que um brasileiro escreve e vice-versa.
>disse ele, após escrever tanto faz se está lendo de portugues ou brasileiro
should be watching more herman josé, brother
Shut the fuck up boomer.
só vais lá à porrada
Então mama desta.
Herman Enciclopedia é imortal, cabrao do fortnite
Para ti o Gato Fedorento deve ser velho, filho de trinta putas
Não sou assim tão novo.
jesus na seleção quando maninhos?
eu acradito
Ah, ok. Entao para ti o Herman é o Herman SIC e ser acusado de pedofilia
Tudo bem, mas vê o Herman Enciclopedia no youtube
>herman enciclopedia
>não o tal canal
>portuguese whites
dios mio...
Mais vale o Lage
Como é que eram os tempos em que osmScorpions dominavam o top 40, velhote?
ZOOMER BASEADO DAB NESSE BOOMER DE BOSTA
eu não sou boomer
sou pashteleiro
sim é mesmo o joão loureiro nesse vídeo
Não fales comigo. És pior que eles.
E diz-se merda. Fala português como deve ser caralho.
É o fio lusófono na /int/
Obrigado amigos
Vocês ajudo-me muito
Grande João Loureiro
ajudaram-me*
zoomers have no clue of who is joão loureiro
What about Valentim?
might know through some gato fedorento sketches
unless gato fedorento is also too old for zoomers
Any anons from Gondomar to redpill uson the Valentim situation?
Foda-se
Pensava que eu foi melhor em português
Mas obrigado
Pensava que ("eu" doesn't really need to be here in this case but it's not that big of a deal) era* melhor a* português
Obrigado por a final vez
Não vou postar mais
Preciso praticar
our fullbacks give the illusion of being good but are actually shit
Well, she appears to be portuguese...
Hnnng.
Bump
publico.pt
Grande Vasco Pulido Valente a explicar o que é uma MILF
q d-liçia maninhos
Like 90% of portuguese girls
would smash his boipussy
postem mais cristas sff, hnnnng
Concordas que ela é uma MILF?
who is this mommy demon?
The leader of the junior right-wing party that assumes without complexes that is right-wing.
Last week she went to a late night show somebody called her a MILF and she accepted it with a smile, fully knowing what MILF means