/hoc/

based holtby edition

>holtby refuses to go to white house
>"My family and myself, we believe in a world where humans are treated with respect regardless of your stature, what you’re born into. ... You’re asked to choose what side you’re on, and I think it’s pretty clear what side I’m on."

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Gay, shan't.

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>rags

a real american hero

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>"I am willing to tolerate other political views, but what I will not tolerate is having to go to the white house and hang out with a fucking raggot"
BASED holtby

Someone should remind Holtby that faggots and trannies have NO PLACE in the game of hockey

Then what are you doing here?

Melania making eyes at the new bull she's picked out to live with her in New York
Also: hockey

People are such gay virtue signaling pussies, each trying to one up eachother on who can be more virtuous. There’s nothing wrong in distinguishing and protecting your nations borders you damn fag

>be trump fan
>trump and usa are israel's literal cucks
>constantly complain about jews
what did they mean by this

This thread has triggered the maga incels.

>he fell for the immigration crisis meme
oof

Hanging out with the lads hoping to see Ted’s benis

you posted this in the last thread

He has demeaned the office if only through his puerile character and history of sexual misconduct. I sincerely dislike GW Bush, but he was publicly respectful and cordial to those around him by comparison. I wouldn't shake Trump's hand even if he was trying to palm me a $20.

never understood this myself

very good job for noticing
very very smart

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Trump's tiny hands probably couldn't palm a 20

you posted this in the last thread

You won't be missed /pol/

Respectable independent no-shows thread?

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@91620354
thanks sherlock, how many hours did you invest solving that mystery?

great hockey thread.
americans are trash

there's timestamps lmao it took 44 seconds can't you even read

>he doesn't understand sarcasm

>his team doesn't have a German tendie
Absolut grimmig

Supremely based

>americans are trash
weird because it seems like only our teams have won your trophy for the past twenty-six (26) years. what does that make canada?

I don't recall you asking my permission to save this image

you were exaggerating you weren't being sarcastic lol can't you even english

I said americans.

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go knights

For me it's the CFL, CWHL, and Spengler

Ours might be a left wing pinko cuckaloo, but at least he isn't a >rags fan.

>no good games tonight
way to go, gary
guess i'm watching basketball

>he's still seething and feeding me (You)s

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>habs
Not much better

Thinking about onion rings

>Connelly and Devante Smith-Pelly won't be attending the white house too
Welp

>With just ONE more points, Kucherov’s season will surpass Crosby’s career high
Pretty impressive desu

>Which rink has the best ice?
Bell Centre (Montreal) - 29.6 procents
Rogers Place (Edmonton) - 20.4 procents
Bell MTS Place (Winnipeg) - 11.4 procents
Xcel Energy Center (Saint Paul) - 8.5 procents
T-Mobile Arena (Las Vegas) - 4.8 procents

>Which rink has the worst ice?
BB&T Center (Sunrise) - 16.8 procents
Gila River Arena (Glendale) - 10.7 procents
Barclays Center (Brooklyn) - 10.7 procents
Honda Center (Anaheim) - 8.6 procents
PNC Arena (Raleigh) - 5.9 procents

upvoted

based and /hoc/pilled

BUF @ PHI, 7 pm
SJS @ BOS
CGY @ NYI
OTT @ WSH
PIT @ CBJ
LAK @ CAR
MTL @ DET, 7:30
MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
NSH @ STL
FLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)

meme year

vegas knights won the staney cup in 2018 in my headcanon

Wrong date

>The truck driver who caused the deadly Humboldt Broncos bus crash a year ago was given an eight-year sentence during his appearance in a provincial courtroom in Melfort, Sask., on Friday

r8 these predictions

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Thanks for the schedule hate when it’s not in the op

literally the opposite of what i'd predict dummy

>watching shannon's video on melnyk
>mentions his old job on an assembly line
>assembly line
oh no no no

youtube.com/watch?v=_tObU0xki1c

hockey is for everyone. Deal with it.

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based

I put this one on Chevy. He should have got Stone at the deadline. He gave up the chance to get one of the best two way forwards in the game because he wouldn't give up one of our star prospects. Knights did and they now have one of the best teams in the NHL.

>now have one of the best teams in the NHL

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Johnston, 29, won the MVP award in 2015, but put up even bigger numbers this year. The Inferno’s star forward finished the regular season with 15 goals and 24 assists to lead the regular season champion Inferno in scoring. She had seven more points than Calgary’s next top-scorer — Brianne Jenner — and was a difference-maker all season long for the Inferno. This was the most productive season of Johnston’s amazing CWHL career.

Poulin, 27, was the MVP and the Jayna Hefford Trophy winner in 2016 and 2017, but missed the 2017-18 CWHL season because she was centralized with Team Canada. Poulin was a force of nature this season for Montréal. In addition to leading the league in scoring with 50 points in 26 games, Poulin also buried six game-winning goals this year. She was consistently brilliant and was kept out of the box score just five times in the regular season.

This would be Spooner’s first MVP award if she edges out her Team Canada teammates. Spooner, 28, has always been counted among the sport’s elite forwards and this year she reminded us why. Her 15-goal, 11-assist effort in the regular season helped Toronto return to the playoffs. There were seven skaters in the league who finished with more points than the Furies’ captain, but her production at even strength and chemistry with Sarah Nurse carried Toronto this year.

Don't try to make sense of it, it genuinely doesn't make sense. They don't do it for logic and reason, they do it for the feels.

Imagine voting for a >rags fan

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It's actually shocking how much stock some are putting into that game. No way pretty much any team is winning that game in the same circumstances, unless they get lights out goaltending.

Jets got down early with a cheapie from Bro and a bad turnover from Morrow and there was no coming back from that. The game the Jets had circled on their calender is on Saturday, obvious as hell.

>"If I wanted to eat McDonalds with some fat faggot American retard, I would just retire and become one of Jeremy Roenick's co-anchors on NBC", Holtby remarked when asked to comment.
I thought that this was sort of excessive, don't you guys think?

>"That's ok, but what that sieve really needs is for me to build a wall in front of him because he's got more open holes than a Kardashian. Now somebody get me a slice of pizza, and tell that Canadian faggot it wasn't Fidel... it was me."

Waiting for a price check reminder that Tavares is overrated shit

>he's got more open holes than a Kardashian
behold the power of the incel lads

>overrated shit will never refuse to go to the WH

Marie-Philip Poulin is always a player to watch, but this time it’s to see if she’ll play. Poulin was injured in Montréal’s final game of the season and didn’t dress at all in their semifinal series. With the IIHF World Championships on the horizon, it will be interesting to see if the captain comes back for the trophy game or is still out with the lower-body injury. She’s scored five goals and notched five assists — including three multipoint games and two two-goal games — when these two teams met in the regular season.

you gotta go back, reddit

I mind losing to Vegas. I would rather lose to the Leafs. I would rather lose to the Preds.

**** the Knights!

hes right though. isn't there a board for incels like you?

>only SH*T games tonight

Pizza finally arrived lads
Pepperoni, Jalapenos, Dressing and pineapple!

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don't stare into it it's trying to rot your brain

>pineapple
BASED

Based toppings lad

The Knights have a 60% shot share. With Stone in their lineup they are extremely good. Probably the second best team in the league after Tampa. I hate that team as much as any Jet fan. I think it’s a joke they got such a favourable expansion draft and I think their fans are entitled bastards but that team is going to be really good for a long time and it sucks.

>mayo and pineapple
BASED and OULUPILLED

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you gotta go back, too

>pineapple
disgusting lmao

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>pineapple
I'm disappointed Denmark :^(

>Holtby won't meet Drumpf
>still plays on a team full of Putin-supporting Russians who relegated or traded to Detroit every single black player on their roster
Das Waschiengten Kapitals need to be put back in their place

Get ready for Seattle because they'll be holding out for even more.

sriracha is way too hot lads

pussy

haha I’m sure this is just the usual exaggerati-
>*checks schedule*
grim

>Probably the second best team in the league after Tampa.
good thing that stats on paper do not translate to playoff hockey

can we get a Tomas Jurco development update

coasted through to a 4-2 victory for the checkers

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He also won't have the opportunity

>tfw waiting for the janny acceptance email

if you have some free labour to provide and 4channel turns you down, hit me up

ssm8

>tfw was janny
>tfw put on my cv that i was supervisor of one of the biggest websites on internet
>got the job

Not sure how I feel about Åland lads

>The Flames will be using their Retro jerseys in the playoffs

>twitter.com/NHLFlames/status/1109122565501566977

They look better than their current 'regular' jerseys desu

how fat are you

based and resumeshitlordpilled

*Busts your path*

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i want to go skiing lads

Slumps are slumps.

He will unbust himself in the ploffs

Yeah Yakupov and Patrick are just having multiple season slumps

Majority of ålandians hate finns and finland.

define slump for me since you somehow feel that yakupov and laine are in the same conversation

Idk ask the user who thinks Busting and slumping are the same thing

Let me help you: You feel amazing!

Not sure about majority, but some do sadly. Then again there are Finns who hate Finns and Finland. See: vihreät

explain to me how you feel laine is a bust then, since you were serious about that

Majority of Finns hate Åland and Ålandians.

I don't just like a land, I like a lot of lands

slumps = 3 points in February
busts = finns

typically i define: bust = american

>Majority of Finns hate finns and finland.
ftfy

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>1993

You should admire and praise them. They are better peoples.

and each cup won with canadian bulls

he busts inside your mom every night

bit gay

only for the cuckold paying em

why is that on your mind

you were bragging about how american franchises have won cups for the past 25 years

that seems normal in a hockey thread desu

and american cuckoldry is normal in every day life

why is that on your mind?

Normal for you? I don't understand why you would think about it

americans are paying canadian bulls to fuck their wives (win the cup)
normal stuff to me

I worked with a guy that would bring a family sized frozen lasagna and then put an inch of sriracha on top of it before eating.

normal eh?

America was founded on cuckoldry.

for the past 25 years at least, as this user pointed out

canada seems a bit gay today

still thinkin about skinner for pu, lads

watching total recall on the television because only SHIT games tonight

Absolutely HOWLING

says the guy with another country's "queen" on their currency

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can I come over

why dont you guys make american exclusive teams to win cups for you if you arent into cuckoldry?

>today

>For his forthcoming book, "Tell Me What You Want: The Science of Sexual Desire and How It Can Help Improve Your Sex Life," Lehmiller surveyed thousands of Americans and found that 58% of men and about a third of women had fantasized about cuckolding.
Woah so this must be why americans pay canadians millions of dollars to play a sport.

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stop talking about sex this is hockey you weirdo

got eeeeem!

I don't think the US national team is good enough to win a stan lee

Skinner is a locker room cancer ballerina gay faggot and the sole reason why buffalo is not in a playoff spot.
Clear win for the canes
t. Finnish pro scout

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thinking of going out for dinner with a couple friends tonight because there are only SHIT teams playing

never seen it, is it good?

don't do it I have to tomorrow and I'm already mad

Not respecting your heritage is what got your whitehouse burned down la

Who else is volunteering at the Clarkson Cup this weekend?

I am a jill cleaner for the toronto furies

and Pu can't even play at the ahl level. top kek

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Plenty of cool fossils in Ordovician limestone there

jurco aint much better

And hes way older. Confirmed bust.

laine still not on fortnite. has he moved on to apex legends?

Irrelevant. The most important thing was to get rid of the Canadian locker room cancer, that was inevitably going to burn down their franchise.

I mean look at Ottawa, they traded for the known Canadian locker room cancer, Duchene and all that is left is destruction. Now Duchene is burning down Columbus. When you locate a Canadian locker room cancer in your team, you need to move quickly, even if the return is just a bag of pucks.

Reminder:
2016 draft was 3/5 finns.
Every single one busted.

Incels making threads now nice.

>Toronto burned to ashes
>women raped
>men raped twice
>in response, assblasted bongs partially burn a house
kek

>Finland/USA invasion of Canada when?

whatever you say, chief.
youtube.com/watch?v=o7jlFZhprU4

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Holt by lets his wife wear the pants, he's such a Canadian pussy and that's how he plays goal

>now

>Americans barbecuing out back with bongs helpfully stoking the fire
>drinking and planning the next rapefest up north
kek

Thinking about another gay american only final

>helpfully stoking the fire
You mean burning your "white"house to the ground while hundreds of americans lay dying on the lawn. Based Canada.

>look at the games for tonight
>2 games, not even good ones
GAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRY!

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Sharks

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The Sharks @ Ducks game is bound to be entertaining desu

worst coast hockey is gay

eh, if there were other games on, I'd put it on a the "second game", but I doubt the Vatos Locos vs MS13 game will be that good. Hopefully I'm wrong

>mad
>at rph

>With the San Jose #Sharks having officially clinched a playoff spot, their 1st RD picks in both 2019 and in 2020 have now officially been transferred to the Buffalo #Sabres and Ottawa #Senators respectively.

Oh right
Win or bust for the Sharks this year it seems

>eternity

They already have probably the worst prospect pool in hockey. It will be a long time before the sharts are relevant again after pavelski/burns/thorton/karlsson are gone

There's a difference between Israelis and American kikes though. A big difference

>defending redditor posting hours
not the sword id die upon

seriously, why are Canadians like that?

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but the man in this tale isnt canadian

Hilarious, my fav episode is the one where we learn he is a manlet with an ugly fat wife

The cuck in this story is american. Lmao you fucking idiot ivan, go back to your hovel and don't come back until you can comprehend english.

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Tuning into THE game of the night at 6pm central

real phrenship hours

I remember when that fat ogre bitch first came on the scene. It was right after he got 1k subs and suddenly she was making noises for attention in the background of every video. I stopped watching shortly after, but not before leaving a bunch of comments that he would respond to, and then telling him his wife is a fat fucking sunbelt BITCH who doesn't know SHIT about hockey

Love snowbelt
Love canada

Hate sunbelt
Hate bettman

>taking reddit shit seriously
l o l

For me it's Haley Irwin

Reminder that all you need to do is get in, after that anything can happen
I fully expect a 1st round upset and the lightning lose, no matter which they play

Here's hoping. I think the Teds or Montreal is the best bet to make that happen.

based and objectivepilled

Mad because you missed out on police chaseb owl

Reminder that hockey is the only sport where gentlemanly handshakes are normal. Here we see a sunbelt bitch that doesn't know shit about hockey try for a handshake

youtu.be/R2zC3dKQ42Y

t. seething least coaster

what does that have to do with /hoc/?

Law and order is a very important part of hockey

What happens if Columbus or Montreal sweeps the lightning in the first round

It was a cray delayed penalty

then columbus or montreal would move on to the 2nd round

More proof the stamkos era lightning are chokers

About as much as 90% of the posts here, that is to say, nothing.

Bobrovsky gets a huge contract from some sunbelt shit team or Philadelphia as is custom in hockey

I would like someone new to win it so I hope Rebecca or Natalie. Both played their butts off this season and should be awarded.

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found the gay

My vote is for whomstever has the biggest FUCKIN KNOCKERS because WOMEN can't play HOCKEY

does anyone here play on draftkings? is there a forum somewhere here or reddit or something awful where i can talk about pixx of the day(tm) hehe

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BASED

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Go Wild!

hockeys fuckkn gay lmao

no u

i just wanted a (You)
thanks m8

KRÄPT KÄRPOÄÖT KÄRPÄT KÄRPÄTÄT
thread official theme song:
youtube.com/watch?v=GkeVwX14tZ8

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Anytime lad

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>a fucking weasel

*go golfing mild

Reminder that it’s a sin to let a Pedosotan live

Had a non hockey thought

share it during rph

RIP those bazingas

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He said in front of the mirror

>T.J. Oshie: "We've got such a close bond in here that whether people go or don't go [to the White House], it's nothing that's going to create tension in the room. We respect guys' opinions and decisions. But for me personally I'm excited to go in there and see the history."

Based. Pls take him though Seattle. He's one concussion away from a special needs home.

will be on the ice in exactly one hour, what position (except tendy) should i play /hoc/?

she shouldn't have taken those from us

Did she do it with a gun?

RW

stick polisher

how do i get myself a titcow girlfreidn

ligma

Which one should big dick Willy kill tonight?

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Show her your playoff bracket predictions

Elvis could be playin in the CHEL this season

Ikr. Selfish bitch.

Fuck niggers

will honor your request and dominate the RW

Pastnark, Marchand and Krug all seem to be bantering the Leafs on social media
Will... will it work :(?

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Would anyone like a B O N E L E S S PIZZA

attend jewish holidays down at your local synagogue
dont shy away from the fact you arent jewish, just tell them you want to experience their culture

Neat!
Good luck and enjoy it!

but there are no jewbs in finland

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Finland has now solved football too.

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>Holtby on declining White House visit invite: "My family and myself, we believe in a world where humans are treated with respect regardless of your stature, what you’re born into. ... You’re asked to choose what side you’re on, and I think it’s pretty clear what side I’m on."

CRINGE

Did anyone else see stone get beat up by wheeler?

>Will... will it work :(?
You mean will they bounce them in the first round?
Then yes, it will work.

At least Denmark is always cool

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damn the leafs are getting bullied on and off the ice. shameful.

oh.... i dont know then finnfriend

If you kill yourself, you’re a weak willed person

sick edition mate

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What if you're hopelessly unattractive
Asking for a friend

dying means you lost

>A plucky Montreal team taking on the President's trophy winner in round 1

Where have I seen this before

Post a video that makes you think of your favorite team. I like the Maple Leafs

youtu.be/xPW-vkohqPE

thinking of the cantpucks
>tfw our year
youtube.com/watch?v=291ET6Py6H8

I also like the laffs

youtube.com/watch?v=gbLCP9ENemI

goddamn right they do

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nice

>My family and myself, we believe in a world where humans are treated with respect regardless of your stature
>stature
So he is angry Trump is taller then him?

just woke up

You have to go back.
to pol

woah, that's woke

Based Amerifriend!
Not fair eh :(

Best post ITT tbpqhwy

what's that

If Braden Holtby killed himself tonight I would honestly sleep like a baby

>taking a shit while listening to enya lads

Tea-house Moon off the Memory Of Trees album

May it be an evening star
Shines down upon you
May it be when darkness falls
Your heart will be true
You walk a lonely road
Oh, how far you are from home

My gimmick

>He's one concussion away from a special needs home
sounds like he's already there, if he wants to go to the white house
lmao

I blame Tim Thomas for all this white house bullshit.
He started it.

My most hated team is the Knights. They got everything on a silver platter and their fans are so entitled, they have stupid elaborative pre-game shows, have an abundance of picks to trade for UFAs and UFAs are crowding to play there, and they pull all kinds of tricks with the clock, lights and everything. I really can't stand them.

>elaborative

Having a road pop

I didn a random number generator to determine who won each game. Memery was not disappointing

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>they have stupid elaborative pre-game shows,
...i actually like those

oooh random numbers so much cool

It’s vegas you hard everything is over the top there it’s the biggest market in the US

Cringe

>I didn a random number generator to determine who won each game
doubt

THIS IS THE YEAR
ITS COMING BACK TO BOSTON
FUCK THE LEAFS
FUCK THE BOLTS (nothing personal)
BRUINS VS SHORKS SCF BLOOD BOWL

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>habs taking 4 against bolts
I mean I hope, but lets be real.

>bombston winning again
Fuck you

>shorks
getting swept in 5 in the first round m8
i do think it'll be knights/boston scf though

What makes you doubt?I just did odd means away win even is home win

It was randomly generated m8

hey lad, can you hook it up with a template

only SHIT games today

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How's everyone passing the time until this slate of terrible hockey games tonight?

>tfw Kempny ded

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Switch fucking Ted's for habs

No habs will choke

shouldn't the yotes get switched out too

Oh yeah ;-;

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>not unironically watching March Madness
Grim

feel like playing sekiro

thanks buddy

>amateur apehoop
>apehoop at all

check me out bros

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College basketball is the ultimate pleb filter

>boston over vegas in the final
this is what i'm expecting too, but i want vegas to win to watch /hoc/, reddit, and hfboards seethe.

this is all i want desu

Crapitals lol

Back to /pol/ racists

Fuck off soiboi hockey is for whites and finns

This but reverse you conference finals and Dallas sweeps Winnipeg in an effort to force Laine to fully bust or kick Fortnite for good. Gary hasn't written the final yet.

t. knower

t. racist

Absolutely HOWLING

Atleast be consistent with your labels. Dumb tranny poster

>reddit seethes over vegas winning

doubt. reddit LOVES their vegASS golden knights

hockey is literally for everyone you faggot

Just took a steaming Metropolitan Division boys. Now the bathroom smells bad and I don’t have any febreeze

*central

Aren't you starting tonight Braden

Except nonwhites excluding Finns

not my fault you have a mushy brain lad.

>anything i don't like is reddit
cope
you'd probably fit in at r/hockey very well, since you both hate vegASS

yet reddit loves their whole pregame shit they did last playoffs.

/hoc/ is moving by so slow today that everyone will see that i'm a spic that likes hockey

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My team is better than your team and if you disagree you’re reddit

oggi

The wild have a greater chance of winning the cup than the leafs
feel free to fact check this

I did, and it checks out.

Would rather watch canada burn down the white house again than watch one single second of dykepuck.

Really pushing that joke

>58

*Braden

>laffs
Free win for whomstever plays them in the playoffs desu

it’s newfag

michael jackson..
hes one of ur own

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You got your pedo license m8?

>x is free win for anyone

I give you 100 dollars if the leafs get swept against the leafs

>>/gohomenigger/

spoonfeeding is bad

spoonfeeding your mom my cock right now pussy

...

For me, its LARPing as the guy I usually reply too.

reminder tampa posters on /hoc/ look like this

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imagine all the stuff shannons up to right now

Which anime image is he posting here?

>happy
>confident
>living live to the fullest
>has pride in himself and his team
sounds about right

the diana one as always

Can someone post the ducks wojack?

The sound of magic markers sqeaking across that whiteboard can be heard if you -really- try and listen

Based

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Almost but I'll save it for later

Eating some Häagen-Dazs right now tbf lads

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N

O

Cups since 1993

S

/Hoc/ is for____?

based

based

New Zealand

351st for fuck the sunbelt

Yukon

I GET UP IN THE EVENING
AND I AINT GOT NOTHIN TO SAY

thinking about an excuse to give Gourdeo a bit of rest for the ploffs

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It's better to be pretty good every year and never win the cup than to have one excellent year and win and then regress back a little bit after. You'll see I'm right.

BLOOD
BOWL

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>sharks 9-4 all-time against the knights (including playoffs)
>martin jones has been pulled against them five (5) times
sweep in 5 incoming m8s. hoping the sharks continue their fall tonight, as they might end up falling out of having home ice in the first round.

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i drive around my neighborhood like this, lads

youtube.com/watch?v=efgIm9YPZvE

hockey netminder

t. i'm an idiot. the sharks are 4-9 against the knights all-time

thats what they said about the oilers against dallas in 1997 lmao

has melnyk gone senile?

who here watching both games of CHI COL this weekend? it’s like a mini playoff series for two teams in the hunt. based

he's the trump of hockey.

still naked lads

still out of a playoffs spot, Ted

How long will we be trapped in purgatory?

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Until the next canadian cup win

wrong

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How's donato working out for you?
This Coyle guy fucking sucks.

really accurate
>massive piece of shit
>corrupt to the core
>not actually rich
>embarassingly transparent
>panders constantly

yeah i dunno, being called "the state of hockey" and having zero cups, is worse than Canada going through a major cup drought imo

wildbro will no longer be wildbro by the time they are a decent team

new la dispute is SHIT

hello

when are parise and suter's contracts up?

Loyalty is about faith, trust and patience. The #Sens deserve that because all they do for our city! Be patient our owner is a very smart man, but plz let’s all buy tickets and pack the rink! Show the team we love them! Buy merch + wear it on streets! Loud + proud! Go Sens Go!!!

La Dispute was always shit

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disagree

they'll be 40

last time they won a cup I didn't know how to walk

Really impressed by what our owner said today. I was excited before but this has me counting down the days till next season! Come on true #Sens fans let’s come together and fill the CTC next game! I heard the Hexagon suite is a great deal I might check it out!

t. jack maxwell

realizing this now. looking back it's pretty cringe

?

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kek, i was in second grade.

that our owner has had more success than “no D” @kyledubas will ever have + that we have 17 draft picks + top prospects in hockey..I’m so proud of the passion our owner has + admire the guts it takes to do a PROPER rebuild! Go Sens Go! True fans get it!

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#Sens fans should appreciate all the years ownership has supported our city! I support ownership and the team through thick + thin! Can’t wait for next year! Go Sens go!!

Imagine never seeing your country win olympic gold.

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are you guys posting boomer social media posts?

Man, you faggots sure are obsessed with Trump, aren't you?

Cant wait for the #Sens game tonight tweeps! Just got a Boro jersey, signed!! Love it love it!! Boro is a really loyal guy! He’s from Ottawa too! Another reason I’m excited for future! Great local prospects, future is so bright I gotta wear shades lol go Sens go!!

melnyk really threw some shade at the laffs

>this shit again
east coast hours are shit

literally nobody is talking about him you idiot monkey, go back to your favela and die of zika virus lmao

Just tweets from a TRUE sens fan, Kanata born and raised. Totally not a Melnyk burner account or anything.

lel hue monkey btfo

hockey!

Kesler was such a faggot, so glad he never won anything.

>a country that didn't even exist, and actually still doesn't, claiming something >they did
kek

>The virgin virtue signaller Holtby
>The chad American patriot Oshie

Ok boys wtf happened at the Providence - Boston college game

whl ploffs starting tonight

>1812
>1980

>get in, after that anything can happen
except that >laffs will be humiliated no matter what

No one knows what that is

why does gary hate fridays?

t. leaguelet casual

the whl has produced way more players than your entire country.

*No one cares what that is
ftfy

>he doesn't know what the whl is
holy mother of casual

>2 games tonight
>14 games tomorrow
well done gary dumb ass nigger

Who cares. uMass is better than both those teams.

why are you replying to 4 hour old posts, are you retarded or something?

hahahaha based goteem

most teams play saturday and thursday.

fucking gary

expect a scathing reply to this insult tomorrow morning, Leaf

it's a meme you dip

for me, it's cody glass

imagine having mild be one of four teams playing - who the fuck wants to watch the mild

false

>play 1 sport
>so fucking poor cant even afford your own professional league

Thank your American overlords

you mean jewish

>only shit games today
GARY

friday night and its time to party rock, lads

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welp might as well fap

>he says as a refugee rapes his wife
Great input

which game we watchin?

>bootyblasted >laffs fan

Caps - Mild

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TOOONIGHTT

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the cosco cup

bruh imagine losing the cup due to parallax

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curling's on

would unironically rather watch that than the shit games today

I guess that confirms that you are retarded.

no shit

more like Braden WOKEby

Just let a lard hard panarin drop.

HOLLLLTBYYYYYYYY

>FUCK DRUMPF
>Lose to the Mild
What did Holtby mean by this?

Just got into a huge argument with my dad, I don’t think he loves me anymore

Reminder that it wasnt in

t. shareholder of parallax

Even if it was it was kicked

LOVE hockey

HATE people who cant park their cars properly

COPE

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Same like just go between the goddamn lines you fucking nigger

Its ALWAYS niggers

Nah sometimes is a nigger con queso

Good. fuck boomers

For us it's chinks and hindu dindus

But my dad is the best

nah hes a queer

Fuck you he was the captain for the Minnesota golden gophers back in 1981

it'll blow over lad, don't worry about it

i could heem him

sounds like a raging homo to me
should i remind you that hes responsible for your tiny dick?

He heemd your mom back in 78

brb doxxing you

>all these children throwing tantrums still

I can't wait until the lead starts flying again so I can count my coup of traitors, invaders, and merchants.....

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I’ve been thinking about elves lately

>Rookie of the Year
Victoria Bach

nobody cares you retard go back to /pol/ and larp there

Wouldnt breast milk taste disgusting?

>huurrrr go back to /pol/ hurrr
you either live with them or you get the fuck out

how do you like the taste of cow breast milk?

I dont really. But also human breast milk seems a bit like cannibalism

It’s delicious and sexy when they squirt it all over you.

GO LONDON KNIGHTS

>losing to the mild

Just took my first of several shots of whiskey and lines of cocaine.
hockey karlsson netminder

hey gilly

degenerate

shall be HEEMing the next person i see facetiming in public

rail one for me m8, i haven't had in years

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NCAA Wrestling > NCAA nighoop

>wrestling
gay

based

very kino mix. for me, it was hitting a joint, taking a shot of whiskey, snorting a line, and then blowing out the smoke. instantly buzzed.

>drugs
>in my /hoc/

will never understand why anyone would snort cocaine and then just post on Yea Forums all night. I would go mental.

why isnt the ncaa penis inspection combine live?

Hongcouver's Stanley Cup victory song: youtube.com/watch?v=Ywg0kwld0wY

sounds like every chinese buffet ever

i reckon they're Yea Forumstards settling in for a night of cranking it

maybe he's playing vidya too. I used to play shooters all tooted up and it was insanely fun

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what are u listening to lad

I'd rather be gay than be born Canadian any day of the week

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

>some shitter made an early thread again

Good thing you were born gay then, faggot. Enjoy your wrestling.

shant be posting in that early thread

shoo shoo not for you

ny/uutiset

hongcouver song kys sunbelter
kys albortion

good thing I don’t make threads

on-time thread

>seething >laffs fan

>>With just ONE more points, Kucherov’s season will surpass Crosby’s career high
>Pretty impressive desu

Lol while playing on a line with Stammer, and playing as a winger with way less defensive responsibility. Any line with 2 superstars should be breaking Crosby's points records. If Crosby and Malkin ever played a full season on the same line together like Stammer and Kuch, or Mcdick and Draisaitl do the league would be fucked.

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