/mlb/

holy based!

oh seeth!

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good. Robot Umps would be the ultimate demise of the game

>laughing_girls_Angel_Hernandez_Joe_West_edit.jpg

>Current standings of the /mlb/a/ draft.
Remember to post a screenshot, the characters name and what series they’re from when drafting.
The character cap is 16, once you reach that, you are not allowed to pick any more and have to release or trade one of your characters.

Mariners: (16)
Nico Yazawa – Love Live!
Rize Taneda - gochuumon wa usagi desu ka
Rinko Iori – Gundam Build Fighters
Yuki Takeya – Gakkou Gurashi
Zaku Mariner – Zeta Gundam
Tsuyu ‘Froppy’ Asui Boku no Hero Academia
Sailor Neptune – Sailor Moon
Mikuru Natsuki – Aikatsu!
Rei Ayanami – Neon Gensis Evangelion
Haruhi Suzumiya – The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Allenby Beardsley – G Gundam
Hisone Amakasu - Dragon Pilot: Hisone and Masotan
Hotori Arashiyama - Soredemo Machi wa Mawatteiru
Satoru Furuya- Diamond no Ace
Kojiro Suzuki- Major
Rikka Takarada - ssss gridman

Phillies: (16)
Salamandinay - Cross Ange
Matsuno Jyushimatsu - Osomatsu-san
Suzukawa Koume - Taishou Yakyuu Musume
Rias Gremory - High School DxD
Ika Musume - Shinryaku! Ika Musume
Shirai Kuroko - To Aru Majutsu no Index
Frolaytia Capistrano - Heavy Object
Mine Fujiko - Lupin III
Kazanari Tsubasa - Senki Zesshou Symphogear
Pitohui - Sword Art Online Alternative: GGO
Hanabatake Yoshie - Aho Girl
Dakki - Hakyuu Houshin Engi
Kaminashi Nozomi - Keijo!!!!!!!!
Katalina - Granblue Fantasy
Mordred - Fate Apocrypha
Harime Nui - Kill la Kill

Cubs: (16)
Lala – Monster Musume
Viridi - Kid icarus
Inaba Himeko - Kokoro Connect
Zombina - Monster Musume
Konata Izumi - Lucky Stars
Aisha Clanclan - Outlaw Star
Pyra - Xenoblade Chronicles 2
Azusa Nakano - K-ON!
Lunamaria Hawke - Gundam SEED Destiny.
Gwendolyn "Gwen" Poole - Gwenpool
Homura – Senran Kagura
Isuzu Sento – Amagi Brilliant Park
Kagura – Azumanga Daioh
Mukuro Ikusaba – Danganronpa
Uzaki Hana - Uzaki-Chan Wa Asobitai!
Yowane Haku – VOC@LOID

Mets (15)
Chiro – Touhou
Noriko Takaya – Gunbuster
Sachiko Koshimizu - iDOLM@STER
Haruka Amami - iDOLM@STER
Himeko Tachibana – K-ON!
Mayuri Shiina - Steins;Gate
Shiki Eiki – Touhou
Hanayo Koizumi – Love Live!
Rin Hoshizora - Love Live!
Maki Nishkino - Love Live!
Rance – Rance
Tsubasa Kira - Love Live!
Mugen - Samurai Champloo
Levi Ackerman - Attack on Titan
Jet Black - Cowboy Bebop

White Sox: (14)
Poplar Taneshima – Working!!!
Taiga Aisaka - Toradora
Kongou – Kantai Collection
Tsubasa Hanekawa – Bakemonogatari
Rin Tohsaka- Fate/ Stay Night
Yamato- Kantai Collection
Chaika- Hitsugi no Chaika
Joan of Arc- Fate/Apocrypha
Takao- Arpeggio of Blue Steel
Megumin-Konosuba
Enoshima Junko- Danganronpa
Jibril- No Game No Life
Yukino Miyazawa - Kareshi Kanojo no Jijou.
Kylie - Kouya no Kotobuki Hikoutai

Blue Jays: (13)
Takashi Kamiyama - Cromartie High School
Shinichi Mechazawa - Cromartie High School
Shinjiro Hayashida - Cromartie High School
Takeshi Hokuto - Cromartie High School
Akira Maeda - Cromartie High School
Megumi Hayashibara (Maedas Mother) - Cromartie High School
Beta Mechazawa - Cromartie High School
Yutaka Takenouchi - Cromartie High School
Masked Takenouchi - Cromartie High School
Kiichi Fujimoto - Cromartie High School
Freddy - Cromartie High School
Gorilla - Cromartie High School
Horse - Cromartie High School

Braves: (11)
Meifong Sakura – Valkyrie Drive
Atsuko ‘Akko’ Kagari – Little Witch Academia
Suu – Monster Musume
Yotsuba Koiwai - Yotsuba&!
Motoko Kusanagi – Ghost in the Shell
Iori Minase - Idolm@ster
Kyou Fujibayashi - Clannad
Miku Nakano - 5-toubun no Hanayome
Yui Funami - Yuru Yuri
Nico Robin - One Piece
Tatami – The galaxy akashi

Just like Instant Replay? I remember when Drug Tests would destroy the integrity of baseball because it violates the privacy of the players

cubs fan here!!!!!!!!

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Dodgers: (11)
Miki Sayaka – Madoka Magica
Akemi Homura – Madoka Magica
Momiji Inubashiri – Touhou
Rosa – Pokemon Black & White 2
Satania - Gabriel Dropout
You Watanabe - Love Live
Nozomi Tojo – Love Live
Anemone - Eureka Seven.
Toshinou Kyouko - Yuru Yuri
Kumiko Oumae - Hibike Euphonium
Arcueid Brunsted – Tsukihime
Hina Kagiyama - Touhou

Reds: (8)
Kurisu Makise - Steins;Gate
Amanda O'Neill - Little Witch Academia
Mayoi Hachikuji – Bakemonogatari
Kneesocks - Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
Maria Momoe - Big Windup!
Angel – King of Fighters
Galko - Oshiete! Galko-chan
Maya Takahashi - Amagami
Moriko Moriok - Recovery of an MMO Junkie

Yankees (7)
Yayoi Takatsuki - iDOLM@STER Xenoglossia
Kanan Matsuura - Love Live!
Nene Sakura - New Game!
Umi Sonoda - Love Live!
Koume Shirasaka - The iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls
Hifumi Takumoto - New Game!
Asuka Langly Soryu - Neon Genesis Evangelion

Astros: (8)
Youmu Konpaku – Touhou
Sakaki - Azumanga Daioh.
Chitose Karasuma - Girlish Number
Louise de La Vallière - Zero no Tsukaima
Chika Fujiwara - kaguya sama:love is war
Popuko and Pipimi - Pop team epic
ochako uraraka - Boku No Hero Academia

Diamondbacks: (5)
Mila – Monster Musume
Pearl – Splatoon 2
Katsuragi - Senran Kagura
Nagatoro - Please Don't Bully Me, Nagatoro
Rin Shima - Yuru Camp

Angels: (5)
Hikari Jinno - Jiburiru.
Mari Makinami Illustrious – Rebuild of Evangelion
Ohtani – NISINsambora
Sylphynford Tachibana - Himouto! Umaru-chan
Monika - Doki Doki Literature Club

Rangers: (4)
Cerea - Monster Musume
Darknes – Konosuba
Akari Akaza - Yuru Yuri
Ozen - Made in Abyss.

Orioles: (4)
Auriana – Lolirock
Haruna Takaoka - Tiger Mask W
Min Min – ARMS
Yellow - Pokemon Adventures

Nationals: (2)
Umaru Doma – Himouto! Umaru-chan
Gary ‘Dicks’ Oak - Pokemon

Red Sox: (2)
Ellen Baker – New Horizon
Uesugi Tatsuya - Touch
That 3DPD they stole from the Dodgers

Brewers (1)
Misato Katsuragi - Neon Genesis Evangelion

starting to sour on anime bros
these are not my people

based chinaman has 6 spring training dingers already
he's back boys

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Golly gee willikers!

At least he wasn't as bad as Fernando.

Dads select
Duo Maxwell - Gundam Wing
Zara - Magnificent Kotobuki

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Phillies finna win anywhere between 0-162 games

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Well hello!!!

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user is there an expectation of an application of any theory to drafts, or can it just be as simple as "I like this character, so ours!"?

very nice

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This is /mlb/, we don't get into metal theories like /hoc/. so we keep it simple.

tim tebow when

I give em 87

giggling at this

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Will Tebow be called up?

>cubs fan here!!!!!!!!
Well hello there.

Someone has to bring in the sunflower seeds I guess

>tim tebow when
>Will Tebow be called up?
Where is Teboq?

A reminder that today's game will be broadcast on WGN at 1:05pm local time.

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kek everybody signing extensions because they know the players union wants a strike

Well, one one level it is that. On another, they just saw how long it took for Machado and Harper to get signed and don't want to go through the same shit.

>Ryu is starting in Opening Day
There's your new Kershaw senpai.

Fucking never

nah baseball players hate playing on contract years cause they know they will actually have to try

do you know if the second game is broadcasted?

Alright lets talk prices

Say Overpaid or Underpaid for the following:

Machado: 300m/10
Harper: 330m/13
Trout: 430m/12
Goldschmidt: 130m/5
Bregman: 100m/6
Snell: 50m/5
Nola: 45m/4
Jimenez: 43m/8
Severino: 40m/4

A portion of every single salary should be some form of annual incentive 2bh.

Are the Rays over or under 90 wins this year /mlb/?

Over
Over
Fair
Fair
Over
Under
Under
Literally who
Over

>do you know if the second game is broadcasted?
Broadcast

>Machado
Properly paid
>Harper
Properly paid
>Trout
Properly paid
>Goldschmidt
Underpaid
>Bregman
Properly paid, will likely end up underpaid
>Snell
Underpaid
>Nola
Underpaid
>Jiminez
Overpaid
>Severino
Underpaid

>Machado: 300m/10
over
>Harper: 330m/13
over
>Trout: 430m/12
under
>Goldschmidt: 130m/5
over
>Bregman: 100m/6
under
>Snell: 50m/5
WAY under
>Nola: 45m/4
under
>Jimenez: 43m/8
WAY over
>Severino: 40m/4
over

>harper
>properly paid

sorry .

Correct.

White Sox add Alcides Escobar.

Harpie is incredibly overrated

this is psychotic... putting a dollar sign on players... pure psycopathy... no thought for the players welfare.... no thought for humans.... how would you like it if I put a price tag on you ? I bet you wouldn't like it huh? this is crazy

His star power pays for itself. Seat and ticket sales along with publicity.

>ceiling harper

NOPE! NO SIREE! I AIN'T LETTING THE ALMIGHTY DOLLA DEFINE ME! NOT HAPPENIN! NO SIREE!

For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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Well shit then. On top of Dads also select
Char Aznable - Mobile Suit Gundam/Char's Counterattack/Gundam Origins
Akane Shinjo - SSSS Gridman
Reigen Arataka - Mob Psycho 100
Musashi Goda - Mob Psycho 100
Saitama - One Punch Man
Momo Yaoyorozu - Boku No Hero Academia
Eagle - Girly Air Force
Phantom - Girly Air Force

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sound vibrations, frequencies, visual sensations, physical touch, neuropathies, particle nasal travel, thought structures, human motor function, temporal lobe, cerebrum... Stuff the almighty dolla can't control!!

over
over
fair
fair
fair
under
under
TBD
under

Yes, it's going to be broadcast on the Indian's network.

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>Nola
Underpaid

naming a guy who still hasn't seen free agency is kinda cheating, any good rookie is underpaid, Nola is making more with his extension than he would have with arbitration for one extra year so there's that, but if you want to complain about rookies being underpaid Ronald Acuna made $575,000 last year for a 26 dinger 4.1 WAR season

>For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.
>For me, it's the 2018 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.
>For me, it's the 2017 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.
>For me, it's the 2016 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.
>For me, it's the 2015 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.
>For me, it's the 2014 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.
>For me, it's the 2013 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.
>For me, it's the 2009 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.
>For me, it's the 2008 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.
>For me, it's the 2006 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.
>For me, it's the 2004 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.
>For me, it's the 1996 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.
>For me, it's the 1995 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

Over

twitter.com/MattGelb/status/1109168145321938944
Looks like the Phillies are hiring any guy off the street these days

Imagine being triggered by a meme on this general

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>The Phillies are going to be good this year and not an overrated clown car of bad attitudes and shitty managing

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Chris Sale 5 yr 150m extension

Does DeGrom have hair extensions?

>hating on Gabe

machado and harper seething

Name three bad attitudes on the team

>The Phillies locker room is dysfunctional and filled with bad attitudes because I said so

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larper and the multiple players that played fortnite during games when the philthies were in a tailspin last september

multiple players already denied that it happened during a game. And since we don't know who the supposed players are, I'm going to assume that it was Jorge Alfaro and JP Crawford

80th for The Washington Baseball Eagles.

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Baez with a base hit, and an error allows Schwarber to score!
1-0

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Why the fuck is everyone throwing at Bote?

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TROUT HIT A 3 RUN HOMER

>TROUT HIT A 3 RUN HOMER
Mike Trout?

Im going to assume you dont know anything more about it than me

So then we know as much
>Santana made allegation
>Hoskins and Arrieta deny it happened during a game

Do any of ya'll follow Japanese baseball? I try to catch a game every time I'm in Japan. Gonna be going again next week.

No, Giancarlo Trout.

of course hoskins and arrieta would deny it because theyre still on the team, but santana is not

>Do any of ya'll follow Japanese baseball? I try to catch a game every time I'm in Japan. Gonna be going again next week.
Based ABG (Asian Baseball Guy). He’s the basest and best poster on /mlb/.

Is it not possible that they deny it because it.. didn't happen?

At the rate socal is turning into mexico, I can picture this happening in the next 12 years that he's with them.

>No, Giancarlo Trout.
Of Anaheim?

For me, it's Eloy Tatis Jr

Teboq

For /mlb/ it’s Anthony Vito Recker.

No . He's not. He's annoying as fuck.

You missed one.

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>Jr

Fuck, you got me

Baez with a 3 run homer!
4-0

>That crack of the bat

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Why are there so many split squads in the last week of Spring Training? Didn't all the rounds of cuts for every team decrease all their roster sizes?

Seethies to the genny!

Man this general got worse

I'm going back to Fangraphs where they respect me.

Sorry....

Please don't leave

sir we make mistakes sorry sir

>8 pitch inning by chatwood

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This isn't a general bro, it's /mlb/.

Houspie has made an appearance!

Man, that makes this general even worse!

This isn't a general autistro.

>be houston
>lose

Why does the word general fill you with autistic rage

This is an outrage

Truly truly outrageous

General fags are seething!

We're only 450 posts away until someone makes a thread early to autistically avoid a word

Not him, Auspie, but whenever Housperg loses, we all win.

So, MLB General friends. What do you think of Craig Kimbrel?

Is that another autist obsessed with a word? Why does the word "General" create so much emotion in these threads? What makes "General" such a lightning rod of feelings? General general general general general general general general general general

How about some good ol fashioned drunk baseball?
>IIRC this was literally his final pro appearance, wonder why

youtube.com/watch?v=7GOtAQ__wks

ZORRILA STRIKES with a 2 run homer!
6-1

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Autistros has lost the plot!

Houspie is furious!

This post right here makes it all worth it.

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Holy based!!!

stop stop STOP

Why does the word "Recker" create so much emotion in these threads? What makes "Recker" such a lightning rod of feelings? Recker Recker Recker Recker Recker Recker Recker Recker Recker Recker

weebies are tearing us all apart!

why don't you and the rest of faggots here just fuck off and do something else with your time, no wonder all of the non autistic posters left these threads

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A reminder that even the mods are sick of Autistro's spam.

sowwy :3

sorry sorry sorry I swear it won't happen again for please just let me stay!!

Anime announcing is the future for /mlb/.

>Making threads just because other threads have/don't have a word in it
How Autistic

Why does the word "sorry" create so much emotion in these threads? What makes "sorry" such a lightning rod of feelings? Sorry sorry I am so sorry sorry please forgive me sorry guys I make mistakes I'm only human sorry sorry sorry

What the hell is wrong with you guys

Sorry my mistake

Stop blowing it Dinosaur man.

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>why don't you and the rest of faggots here just fuck off and do something else with your time, no wonder all of the non autistic posters left these threads
Why "faggots"?

>Chris Sale is forever a Red Sock
>no more indictments and the investigation is over

today is a good day

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Name a better power hitter than Ichiro

This is speeeeeeees anime general

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Why would Santana say it if it didn't happen?

astros desu

name 1 (ONE) single thing about the astros i dare you spoiler you cant

There are various potential reasons.
>Mad he was traded
>English not so good
>Bone to pick with Kapler
A better question would be. if it bothered him so much that he smashed a TV, why did he wait 3 months after he was traded to say something?

They Traded Mark Appel, Vince Velasquez and Tom Eshelman for Ken Giles

none of those people are even real names

I don't think he was mad about being traded. It wasn't because he was bad, it was because Hoskins can't play LF. I would imagine he didn't say anything because no one asked him.

Daily reminder that the Astros drafted Mark Appel over Kris Bryant.

Most people would be pretty mad if they took a job in Town A on the promise that they'd be a middle of the lineup piece, only to be told you're going to fucking Seattle

Then Explain this guy

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Ouchie!

Recker? Damn near reared him!

>Throwing that well with your glove hand
How

Don't tell me philthy actually has fans here....what a joke lol

Owwie

Santana went for the highest contract and it didn't contain a no-trade clause. He's been in the game a while and it was clear as the season was winding down that he was going to be the guy to go since Hoskins can't play LF and Santana was making $20M a year. He was already flipped to Cleveland so I don't think Seattle has anything to do with him saying this recently.

>philthies played fortnite during a game

I seriously laugh out loud every time I see him pitch because of the way he stands.

Thank god my Dodgers trade spicfaggot santana for based Manny.

>philthy phortnights!

new rule effective IMMDIATELY: autistic anons are no longer aloud to post on /mlb/ so quietly escort yourself out of the thread (you know who you are)

Fuck Philly, but this is funny.
youtube.com/watch?v=lsjb3p_bga8

Oh shit, I'm sorry.

Vlad Jr. blows out his ACL and Tatis Jr. sucks because he's so overrated for some reason so Eloy wins ROY.

Autistros and this guy
are getting exiled?! Ya really mean it?!

>literally whos

I'll never forget this one
youtube.com/watch?v=74BZ1NHB0WI

Did the lillies win?

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I don't even care about the whos I'm just stating facts.

Cubs win!
Cubs win!

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I'm sorry but only fans of teams that aren't in dead last place right now are allowed to post here.

We don't like facts around here

yay :D

>Recker? Damn near reared him!
Reared?

I'm so happy :DD

Facties make ya seeth?

I repeat Houspie has been sighted within the premises! This is not a drill!

So you're dems?

"Eloy is a tremendously talented young player who has impressed us with his baseball skills, poise and maturity from the moment he joined the White Sox organization," said Rick Hahn, White Sox senior vice president/general manager. "We view him as an important member of the core we are building over the coming years, and so are pleased to have reached this long-term agreement to have him in a White Sox uniform for many seasons to come."

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>page 10

>alternative facts

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Who the fuck is Hunter Schryver?

COORS

>30.3% of Walker's games were at Coors

"Road"

Its Koshien Time BROS!

Here comes the cope

the red socks being in last place right now is MEANINGLESS it will literally have NO MEANING a week from now

What about the White Sox being in last place?

pretty telling on how their season will go

Discord spy here with a message for the discord

Oh i own ya,
Pwnage to the nth degree
No end in sight,
Bend ya over the table
Kill ya like cain did to abel,
Redpilled with a hint of the blackpill
Cut ya no slack,
As I put the pieces in a sack

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This man is smart.

>fair

>Pitch Clock (Bases empty)
>3 batter minimum (with exceptions)
Both good things, regardless of how retarded Manfred is(he is very retarded). nothing less fun than
>Pitching change commerical
>One Batter faced
>Pitching change commercial
>2 batters faced
>Half Inning end commercial
Well, aside from the NFL's Score>Commercial>Kickoff>Commercial nonsense

astros desu desu

if you're going to add a pitch clock you should reduce the amount of time the batter has to get in the batters box as well

Correct. A pitch Clock would punish batters who waste time as well. Automatic strike if they're wasting time, and automatic ball if it's the pitcher.

>tfw Mike Trout is living your dream while you are laboring 12 hours a day for minimum wage

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This has me quaking in my boots..

Well if you go to a game you will notice batters are given about 60 seconds until the pitcher is even allowed to throw the ball. It should be reduced to 30 seconds if you are going to go as far as to add a pitch clock

Again, I agree. I think the term "pitch" clock implies it only attacks pitchers. It should work both ways. Making the Max Scherzer's work faster, and making the Marwin Gonzalez's work faster as well

Which discord? There's 3 /mlb/ discords by my count

which of the recent forced /mlb/ memes were manufactured by the dicksword?

dont u ever "again" me again or I will punch you in your stupid little face

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Brewers draft Totoko Yowai from Osomatsu-san (or Osomatsu-kun).

>spent all my tokens on MFC
>dumb roastie bitch didn't even read my message
well, at least we have eloy.

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Reminder that if your team has a sock related name, and they wear "sox" other than the color stated in their name, they're a disgrace to baseball, and the city they represent

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>Its Koshien Time BROS!
Based Koshien.

This is psychopathy!!!!

Any good websites to watch college baseball streams?

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I can transfer you some tokens if it will make you feel better.

Based Centralbro.

Now you know why real Sox fans are MGTOW.

based yelich a true savage

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based

>Its Koshien Time BROS!
Yay! Based huebro.

>Pissconsin

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oh you can die anytime asshole

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based our guy yelich having a night on the town

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heebie jeebies!

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I ain't scared of you no more

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20 fucking posts early scumshit!

Make way for the man who makes Baseball fun to watch.

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AND THE CROWD GOES CRAZY

Hello again folks. Don't worry, I'm working on an analytical dissertation on these guys and the journey to expose them... Just gimme some time I'll make this place good again

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These post always make me kek

youtube.com/watch?v=bV2SJ-ELxWg

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It's okay. You can't all be rbo.

damn...savage...

>BLESS YOU GOYS
>EAT EM UP

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Which whore

Excuse me, antisemetism is not allowed in Trump's America's 4channel.

BOOM cubs lose

Boys I meant Boys. Goys that’s not even a word lol I don’t even know what that means probably nothing lmao

>grew up in Westlake, CA as a doyers fan
>batted .179 against his favorite team
>pretending he isnt a double agent
thats pretty not based.

Aight ight... This the part where I go hard like they went at braun

Because we be smirkin as yall teeth like babies
But aint it like gravy? Uh psych!
Demoralize your team in 5 innings, uh.
Finish em off in 9 as they swimmin
Lookin for the shore in their minis, uh
Brewbro lake aint got no ends, uh
Watch as your team prays for amends,uh
No mercy given from this crew, uh
Yer team's pickens for the brew, uh
Watch as yelich bolts for a base, uh
Yo team might's well be maced,uh
See as we hoist the trophy
Its Yer team's head on a platte, uh

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Holy based Brewgods setting /mlb/ into an absolute quake

ay yuh ay yuh (2x)

genny sicko yuh

gotta get a blicky uh

40 yd pass like godgers yuh

yelich hit a dinger yuh

brew crew on the loose yuh ayyy (2x)

we own this city uh (2x)

we run this genny yuh (2x)

psychogang gon lose to the crew yuh

discord smells icky uh

now watch me hit the dabby yuh

ay yuh ay yuh (2x)

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uh
yeah
uh yeah uh
christian yelich a savage!
heretics be needin a bandage!
be out here with the laser!
cops best think twice before the taser!
yelich hittin balls fast as bullets
its best ya not be fullo'it
cause yelich watches fight night
while you just scared of heights

oh look. the weirdo is talking to himself in yet another /mlb/ thread. last two digits of post are # of games cubs win in april

Sorry

Chorus:
Uhh yeah
Got my swag got my weed
my swag my weed
swag swag weed weed

ayyyo le'ss stop now
gotta get serious *giggles*

arcia walk into yo ballpark,
yall best know he dabbin
bats made of fall bark,
yall best know he snackin--
on pitchers that is,

throw him a cookie
watch the ball fly mookie's, uh
makes aces his bitch like snookie, uh
aint no pitch gon' make him yield, uh
yo team's ace finna get laced, uh
best man in the field, uh
he aint worried bout his meals, uh
gold gloves be comin his way, uh
silver sluggers n you be sayin "hey!", uh
arcia be makin ya cry,
his ceilin is as high as the sky, uh
arcia takin names uh
while you just beggin to say "hi" (BOOM!)

Based Yelich

holy kek

Vlad Guerrero Jr. will be a bust

how do you know?

His dad told me

lmao

Fake news

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What about Fernando Tatis Jr's dad?

look at his minor league numbers

James Shields?

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HERE WE GO JAYSIES!!! WE GOT DAVID PRICEY YAY!!!!!!

Is there a city more pathetic than chicago ickynois?

I don't get the hostility and rudeness man. I just don't get it. Whatever, not gonna let this affect me in a negative way. Peace out man.

Sorry

I’m going back to Fangraphs - they treat me with dignity and respect.

what the hell man? I was having a good day until I saw this now my day is ruined D:

I'm so sorry

Oh shit, I'm sorry.

gimme another chance please I am so so sorry!

World Series winner David Price?

yeah you better be sorry losers

American Army Sergeant. 3rd time over here. It's depressing going into an MLB store here and they have 50 variations of Yankees and Dodgers hats but only a default SD Padres hat if they have that at all. I understand the bandwagon fashion culture of it all though.

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chicago is very sorry please be nice!!

Everyone is sorry so so sorry please stay we'll do better we promise

>I understand the bandwagon fashion culture of it all though.
Whats that? That gooks are frontrunning casual scum?

Chadres fan spotted. based

SIR YES SIR

They have the KBO. They see the American celebrities/entertainers and the culture in general all wear Yankees hats so they do the same. it has very little to do with actually supporting the team.

look guys I made mistakes. I really messed up. I really did ;_; forgive!

Cubs... Lose...

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good fuck chicago and their stinky hotdogs

For me, it's OPPADAK

HOW DARE YO-
>hot dogs
Oh well at least you didn't say Pizza

that too

This, Chicago Pizza is the only pizza

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oh you can dine now asshole

lol...nobody is perfect I suppose...heh

I love Chicago posters. Love them. Never afraid to admit their mistakes, always so humble. Great people in general

That's a shame. Fuck americans being a majority casual frontrunners too. I wonder why its acceptable for people to abandon their home team for say, the yankees. This god forsaken shithole sickens me.

O shi-
I'm so sorry

Hey thanks when I read his post I was wondering what some fucking leaf had to say about it.
SIKE!

I hate Chicago posters. Hate them. Never shut up!, too humble. Terrible people in general.

A LLL BAOARD

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s-sorry (/｡＼)

Houspie has been revealed!

I wanna smell the one on the lefts breath

I'm actually amazed that thing let you type that word.

>Slides in your way

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based fan favorite likeable good guy rizzo

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Cubs piss me off

Serious question, how do you do PR/Social Media for a team that sucks?

I imagine that has to be one of the hardest jobs in the world.

Imagine you're PR head of social media and try to tweet something positive about a player on your team like maybe a fun moment or small interview and you get barely any views/likes/retweets/comments and the ones you do get simply say stuff like "team sucks" or "player is shit" or in some cases I've seen "delete your account", etc.

Like how is this job possible even?

Say that to my face not in the genny faggot see what happens

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Just tweet and post fluff pieces

Looking back at our conversation, I was in the wrong. I'm sorry dude

Just banter at teams better than you. Only one team wins it all.

The best part is they first refused to retaliate at the next at batt and he gets a double. Then they try to throw at him, but it's ball 4 and he just side steps it.

>type stupid tweets on twitter for maybe 20 minutes total a day
>ignore all replies and anything else
>repeat while making hundreds of thousands of dollars
Community Managers actually have the easiest job in the world if you aren't a brainlet.

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I'm going back to bbref where they engage me in a joyless exchange of personal attacks

>tfw you will never be hired as your team's official shitposter

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s-sorry... idiot....
sorry for that : (

>Post the few highlights that exist
>Post photos from travel, pre-game and so on
>Post charity and volunteering stuff in the community
>Post shit like "Star Wars Night" and accompanying shit for a promotion
>Like/retweet fans saying positive things.

It's not that hard man.

>Blatantly ignoring feedback will only serve to further alienate an already doubtful fan base.
That won't work and will usually backfire hard.

Hello /mlb/,

I would like to speak on behalf of all Chicago posters (cubs and white sox). We are so sorry. We have been short sighted in our posts to the point of stupidity. We truly messed up. We wish to make this a general where anyone who truly enjoys baseball can openly discuss thoughts about the game and perhaps even ideas for the game that we can implement to make it better. Instead we ended up causing a riot. Our shortsightedness dulled baseball insight. Our ignorance grew, and the contempt for posters of our kind, more specifically cubs fans, grew faster than a tumor. The state of /mlb/ right now makes me so sad, knowing that Chicago posters have had a part in ruining some of the creativity and intellectual discussion that once flourished here. We were fools, but we were also persistent. A truly undesirable combo. From trips like mo'lester to BAJP, we weren't thinking when we posted here, and thus this resulted in a lower quality general. From the north side to the south side, we would like to offer are fullest apologies and a promise: a promise that we will be better. A promise that even the most iniquitous people can change. A promise that we can help bring /mlb/ back. It is up to you to forgive us. I know it will not be easy, but we are so sorry. We messed up and from now on the change has begun.
Sincerely,
All Chicago posters.

About time someone took accountability for BAJP.

It's a baseball team, not an indie video game. What the fuck do they care about feedback from twitter retards?

All is forgiven Cubsbro... we're all fans here... I'm just happy springtime is here... finally we can all kick back and watch some baseball

tihs is psychotic!

base d

Losing fans = losing money = not doing your job = losing your job. Did I really have to spell it out?

Sorry I didn't know

Which Yankees players complete this image?

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image is already complete idiot

Pretend it was templated out, I can't into gimpaint

no
if youre going to shitpost and make this general even worse atleast put some fucking effort into it

Yeah that really wasn't a very good post unfortunately

/cric/ here :-)

You seem really butthurt about this 56%kees fag.

Holy bantz!

Hey inspector, step aside you had your time in the spotlight and failed.

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El Goblino looks quite fine though.

We must assemble the counterbanter squad. Send up the BAJPsignal. Put the word out to /nfl/. We're under red alert gentlemen. Pull no punches.

BAJP we need you

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Only DG can save us

portillos, Portillos, PORTILLOS!
there, his mating cry is complete, now we wait

portillos stinks!

put me in, coach

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Thank you inspectors

youtube.com/watch?v=YkE3A0ale0A
Prepare for culture /mlb/

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Why would BAJP be on /nfl/.

I got the red alert. Inspector Godfield is here to help.

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Tell /nfl/ we kidnapped Rax Grissman. And we'll give him back, but only if they agree to keep BAJP

Also we get all the anime.

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Da Bears

He mocked them by mentioning the double doink. He is no bears fan.

Our formidable inspector unit will solve this mystery

>offer are

Cardinals desu

Why are all you Central fags so fucking annoying? All you do is make ironic shitposts and you talk more about football than baseball.

>Why are all you Central fags so fucking annoying?
Pretty sure anyone from this part of the country is born with an extra chromosome.

What if that your discoveried that your team made an deal with Tinder in order of put an adboard of it on your stadium during the entire regular season?

it happened in korea

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I can't stop loving you

You and me and Bryce makes three.

Speaking of that, I miss recker posting...

>he doesn't know...
Oh user...

Yes Larry Walker and Todd Helton were hall of famer

>Central fags
it's chicago fags spewing shit non stop. if you've ever met any chicago natives you'd agree that everyone from that city is loony compared to the rest of the midwest

They got the schwarbie they got the speed!

>>he doesn't know...
>Oh user...
???

>not a general

baseball

all black vs all teal
what Marlins hat is better?

teal

the black one goes with more clothing

>When the ball game ends with a football score

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pour one out

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yes, soccer does have low scoring games

This is crazy

>devin mesoraco
literally who?

She looks like my cousin

>3d cousin
ew

I don't blame him. He's 30, got kids, and already got his payday from the Reds. I wouldn't go back to the minors at that point, either.

Not humoring retards that don't expect to be humored by a billion dollar organization =\= losing fans

Tell me the last time your team responded to your idiot feedback. How simple and stupid can you be

oh hello fellow hue

ABG is that you?

no its not
this is why i am using trip now

>Losecinnati

WTF is going on here????

i have no idea lol
it seems that there is another hue

How can we tell the difference?

kill one, it's the only way to be sure

uh the trip?

What if something like today happens again though? Maybe you should start signing your posts so we can be sure who's who.
"This is an official ABG post, beware of imitators."

lmao no, i prefer just use the trip when needed

Well thank God for the trip.

>wagecuck
>boss texts me this morning that if I can come in tmrw I can have Monday off
>tell him I’ll come in but im picking Thursday off

GIB OPENING DAY

Bros, Blake Snell bros

This is insane

Great Post

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Thinks Rizz. As long as the Lerners own the team and you're the GM, the Nats will contend.

What kind of faggot shit happened on here this morning?

this fat faggot trip fag started posting, not sure how you missed it

where's the best place to sit in this monstrosity?

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At home in front of your TV.

You can probably just sit wherever you want. They have like 2000 people at their games.

i was outside raking leaves then went to buy beer.

you're not wrong, i just looked up seats behind home plate and they're $45. lmao

Why are the Mets, Braves, and Phillies uniforms all just throwbacks to before the 70s

>faggot
hey more respect, i am sure that i get more girls than you

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I was talking about BAJP based hue

ok, you clear
but i will keep an eye in you

Pretty much everybody on the rangers 25 man roster should retire. Especially that bug eyed Pence. He lost all of his charm now that he's out of the gay area

Gleygod

CLAYBAR

TORRES

The Marlins will be your 2019 world series champion

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He did get a ring at least

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>rags

got £5k on mets to win

how BLACKED am i

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This and the Goldschmidt extension don't seem like discounts at all from what the guys would get if you let them hit the open market. They actually seem like best case scenarios for both guys if they hit free agency.

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>spicswing

S E E T H I N G

>(((rod carew)))

Chicago posters apoligized

Tell me about this player Anthony Recker who is mentioned so much here.

EXTENSIONS EVERYWHERE

for what?

to win what? the world series?

Definitely not discounts

For their fans being faggots.

Scooter Gennett ded

Well it's good the cusb fans apologized for their lifestyle.

Just drafted him in fantasy this morning lol

Right. I'm a bit surprised the teams weren't willing to ride the season out and see what they had, especially since both guys would have been eligible for the QO.

kys fattie

White sox fans apologized too

keuchel's gonna sign with somebody in august. lmao

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This white sox fan is sorry... I really messed up. I am so sorry!

lol fuck that, the lifelongs can search for an apologize in a toilet the next time i shit out 2 hotdogs, an italian beef, italian sausage, and a large fry.

twitter.com/MLBBruceLevine/status/1109229579669929984/photo/1
Schwarber does it again!

I'm generally pro-labor but I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy Boras fucking over his clients

those have to be some wild fuckin phone calls. 'no, dallas, give it two more weeks. sharks in the water, big guy.'

dude I'm a sox fan and I want you to apologize to /mlb/ for this now

kyle schwarbie runs this joint!!!

I told you where to find my apology

sorry sir I forgot to read it sorry again

>be completely done, about to fade into retirement
>go to team known for cheating
>suddenly cy young city again
hmm

its funny because keuchel switched agents last off season to try and get more money and now we're 5 days away and it appears he's nowhere near close to a deal. I read that he was asking for something absurd like $200m

yeah, contracts are gonna be standard deviations above and below market as we get closer to the cba. the thing that surprises me most about the keuchel situation is that NOBODY has been credibly linked to him. NOBODY

>an apologize

What about the braves?

It's like he didn't see what happened with Arrieta. I'm sure he at least looking at Darvish as a comp, but the Cubs over the last few seasons have been an outlier in terms of trading prospects and giving out free agent money.

i might be following the wrong people on twitter but i read all kinds of conflicting reports

>Looking at Darvish
Darvish wanted a lot more money but took the Cubs offer because he realized he wasn't going to get anything better.
Ironically, the Cubs made the exact same offer to Arrieta that they were going to give to Darvish and, but Boreas shot it down. And then Arrieta got butthurt that Cubs management didn't personally keep him in the loop over the contract negotiations.

Most teams probably just crossed him off as soon as they heard his price tag and then went in other directions.

>before he realized he wasn't going to get anything better.
Right. I wouldn't be surprised if the Chicago offer was the only one over $100M.

I don't think Keuchel is actually an upgrade over guys like Kyle Wright or Touki Toussaint.

Scott Boras here AMA

why do you hate baseball

Seconding this question.

Fair
Fair
Under
Fair
Everyone else is underpaid but its due to the fact that pre-FA players dont make a lot by design.

How do we stop the Mets

Can a player break out twice?

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WHERE'S MY EXTENSION?

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>Giving a contract to a 30 year old in Arbitration
Why? Ride out his arm until he's gone

you're not injury prone enough to get one from the mest

>(((Scott Boras)))

>boomer Nats fans trying to force a """rivalry""" with the Orioles as if they weren't all rooting for them twenty years ago
yikes!
>feigning anger at Pedro Severino (a catcher so shit that he almost singlehandedly caused Gio Gonzales to have a mental breakdown on the mound) being claimed off waivers by Baltimore
I remember going to the first Beltway Series in 2006. I wore a Nats jersey and Orioles hat as a joke. Tons of other fans were doing the same sort of thing. That might seem embarassing in retrospect, but it's better than blatantly ignoring reality.

The reality is that the reason why there isn't a rivalry is because the Orioles are in a state of total collapse, along with their city, and I wonder if the excision of the DC market from their territorial rights is ultimately going to lead to the Orioles moving just like they did when they were the St. Louis Browns.

The Athletics should sign Keuchel. They're really cheap.

It's smart with all the extensions and the fact that Alonso probably won't be that good in his 30s.

I really like baseball but I don't have a favorite team or anything yet, what should I do

You can root for a Nippon team like Asian Baseball Guy

the Ravens have done well for themselves, idk
it's hard to feel any animosity towards Baltimore when their teams never play ours besides one meme baseball series a year. I feel like they'd be fine if they hadn't been trash since Cal retired.

some sort of roll based thing

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>a team had a really bad season so they're gonna relocate!
The team has done bad before but has been in Baltimore for over sixty years and isn't going anywhere.
>if they hadn't been trash since Cal retired
Good job completely ignoring the 2012-2016 seasons.
I for one feel animosity towards Nationals because of all the Nationals fans in Western Maryland that forget that Washington, D.C. isn't actually part of Maryland. Even if they have not ever lived in Baltimore, if their hometown is a town in Maryland they should be Orioles fans since the team proudly wears a Maryland flag patch on their jerseys.

SCUBA KEK SCUBA!!!

based... very based indeed

*out-thinks you*
Psssh… Nothin Personnel… Kid…

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WHOA WTF DID BAJP JUST ADMIT TO ETHNIC CLEANSING OF CANADIANS? NOT COOL MAN! NOT COOL!

NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS

NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS

youtube.com/watch?v=1oJAVJPX0YY

Trip on BAJP

I'm excited to see the next thread

Blake Snell getting underpaid despite winning the damn Cy Young has got me thinking, which season awards are the memeiest?

I look forward to it too.

Psychopathy... sociopathy
..disassociative idientity disorder...bipolar disorder...insanity...depression...ptsd....anxiety...adhd...ocd...schizophrenia..............scuba!!!!

>snells gels and bells

It's not just this one bad season. It's the severing of their territorial market with the actually valuable portion leaving. Baltimore has more or less had two markets all to themselves for decades. Time will tell how off the mark I am.

Who will win?

The one who posts first

Isn't he still years before arbitration?

NEW before thread wars

>20 posts early
This Autism must be catching.
I'll wait for the real thread.

nah

Better make the real thread then.

I'm not playing your perverse game of Autism chicken.

woohoo

yay

1

2

3

This is crazy

YOURE OUTTA HERE

500th post for the Yea Forumsstros!

500 and new and ON TIME

>District of Columbiafags are so full of themselves that they think losing one city is enough to cause a team to move when it is still the most popular team of the nineteenth most-populated state
I know you guys have a lot of identity problems because you're not part of any state (imagine being taxed without representation. rofl.) but even if a team has the name of a city in it people from the state that city is in will like it.

Based