/marchma/ - second day of basketball Xmas edition

Where are you taking her?

Got Cincy in Sweet Sixteen, can't wait to start my day ruining my bracket

Go for drinks/meal, have her sit facing away from the TV while you sit facing the TV. Get her on the topic of talking about herself, she won't shut up or let you get a word in anyways, meanwhile you get to watch the games. Just smile and nod and make eye contact once in a while

Expert Play: Find a table that faces a TV in both directions, bribe staff to put on something that will distract her attention

whats the discord? cuz clearly everyones in the discord and not in these threads

>her

>tfw wagie but took the day off to watch basketball

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I have them beating tennessee as well

I’m really gonna lose $100 on this stupid fucking Cincinnati game.

Why is Iowa so mediocre except when it’s against my fucking teams

I picked Colgate as champ.

Lol at people who picked Cincinnati

Year of chalk lads

Who do you guys think would win if the champion of the men's bracket faced the champion of the women's bracket?

>12 straight hours of pure basketball, shitposting, pizza eating, beer drinking kino all by myself and Yea Forums, then the next day it repeats
>Not a single memetastic ebin 14 something seed to shit things up

Oh i am pumped

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Whoever wins, we lose.

ok coffee, huel and cold pizza break. ill be back in 5-8 mins guys

Finally someone made a thread sheesh

>”hey let’s stuff all the chokers in the South region and put all the clutch motherfuckers from last year in the West”

What the fuck did the committee mean by this?

Decent boys high school teams could beat the best women's college team, not even memeing.

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so with Virginia past their 16, who can stop them

North Carolina. Their region is trash.

Oklahoma by 25

Decent boys high school team would probably beat the WNBA champs

Don't overrate Oklahoma just because Ole Miss was really fucking bad.

Blake griffin was the same way but he turned out ok

Any team that has Williamson higher on their board than Ja is insane

ja morant to the lakers. thy will be done

Committee look at 3 criteria to decide the bracket and seeding:

1. which teams the mafia paid the most to protect
2. Meme matchups
3. Quality matchups which protect criteria #1

After that nothing matters

Clearly this year the Meme region was the south. And the quality region where teams beat up on each other to protect the vegas mafia is the west.

Now so long as the refs and select players are paid off and doing ther jobs to point shave and fix matches, all should go according to plan, and Vegas will win big like they do every year

Simple as

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Blake's worked super hard on his game to continue past Lob City shenanigans. He can shoot from three and his FT% has been respectable for years now. That kind of work ethic and career readjustment isn't all that common.

That being said, I take Zion every single time. He won't bust.

I got fiddy bills on the bulls

Based digits

Oklahoma is going to sneak Griffin into the next game to beat Virginia BOOK IT

UVA has beaten the 16 seed with a little help from their refs! Weeeeee!!! The fact that a team slated to win it all AGAIN struggled in the first half is pathetic.

he is 1 major injury away from busting. his game is all athleticism

Yeah Virginia is going out either next rounds vs OU or the game after. They got no clutch. Needed the refs help to win vs a 16

Can i get a Jenna? I was promised Jennas

Bad Take. You think Ja wouldn't become a bench ghost if he tore his ACL? At least Zion will always be tall.

DELET THIS

Somebody redpill me on Jarrett Culver. Keep seeing his name move up the draft boards this year and he just threw up a very impressive 29/8/7 statline in the first round.

How legit is he gonna be in the NBA?

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I hope everyone realizes Zion's knees will explode 2-3 years into his career from carrying that massive frame and playing above the rim with it.

He’s cj mccollum but 3 inches taller

Who could be so dumb not to have Buffalo in your Final Four?

Sometimes its better to have never gone to the tournament, sorry ASU.

It's a weak draft class. Think of him as like a #10 pick, but I don't see why he couldn't be putting up 20 a night on a bad team in a few years.

I'm sorry Amir, we don't make a qazillion threads each day for the same damn game for the same damn boring-ass sport, whose results are most likely predetermined btw. And we don't spam every thread asking your beloved janitors to delete the threads to make room for your riggrass threads. Y'all so naive and gullible.

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What’s the ballsiest upset pick in your bracket?

I had the anteaters winning

Go Oregon!

>Missing the point entirely

Stupid nigga

He completely took a shit on RJ Barrett when Duke and TxTech played earlier this season.

How has Virginia never even made it to a title game? Literal whos like Wyoming, Georgetown, and UNLV have won it all but Virginia can’t even make it?

Yale lel.

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Murray State vs. Florida State is gonna be a hype game

tennessee final 4

yikes to me lol

"Different Type of Elevation" vs "Deceptive Speed" who ya got?

ASU once again proving they are only good at one thing: degeneracy

Ballsy because the final four usually is not only 1s and 2s

Utah State Sweet Sixteen, followed by Anteaters Sweet Sixteen.

I made my entire final 4 2 seeds and didn't realize until I looked after the lock. disaster

In just the first round? Either Yale over LSU or UC Irvine over KState.

For the full length tournament though, it’s gotta be my pick of Iowa St over Houston and then Kentucky.

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2019 Sweet 16

>East
1. Duke
4. Virginia Tech
6. Maryland
2. Michigan State

>West
1. Gonzaga
12. Murray State
3. Texas Tech
10. Florida

>South
1. Virginia
12. Oregon
3. Purdue
2. Tennessee

>Midwest
1. North Carolina
4. Kansas
6. Iowa State
2. Kentucky

Nope. Made it to a few Final Fours in the 80s with Sampson and one the first year without him but their DNA was still present back then as well, they choked when it mattered the most. That NC State Cinderella championship squad beat them twice on their way to the natty in '83.

KENPOM TOLD ME WISCONSIN WAS GOOD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>no auburn
shiggy

WI getting the 5 seed was a "major" upset waiting to happen.

K-State.
>people acting like Irvine was the upset because of seed number

Lmao >cuck-12

maryland over lsu

It's almost time, boys

I wouldn't call georgetown or UNLV literal who's. They've had good teams in the past

>Pick every B1G team besides the 2 Michigan schools, Purdue, and Wisconsin to lose in the first round
>Shitsconsin is going to be the only B1G team to actually lose

What is this massive bullshit

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Checking the pick percentages on the various websites, UC Irvine got twice as many picks as any other 13. I'm sad that so many people found out about them. Still, not as many people put them into the Sixteen so that'll be cool.

ngl I want the ASU cheerleaders to kill me with sexually transmitted diseases

Gonna win the Yea Forums bracket again but the last win was more impressive because we had 5 times as many people here

i think the ohio school will also lose if it helps you cope

If you MUST get a Jesus tattoo that one is pretty good. Also Dana Altman is the best coach in cbb.

k-state wasn't getting anywhere without dean wade

Even as kansas fan, I feel kinda bad for them. They won't be half as good next season too when their seniors leave

Literally every 2nd round game in the West looks hype, the region is stacked as fuck

>Zags vs Baylor
>FSU vs Murray St
>Texas Tech vs Buffalo
>Michigan vs Florida

dubs and dook loses tonight

Sipping margaritas and taking shots of fireball with my sister and her dumb Freind. Got work at 11 but already shit faced. Who here /late shifters/?

>Dana Altman is the best coach in cbb.

He's decent, but come on now, there's at least 5 active coaches that are better

post pic of sister and friend

>BLACKED.COM, an adult film company reportedly offered Zion Williamson 5 million for 5 films over the summer.
Per Darren Rovel.

yeah, but I forgot about that... and the south is so bad...

...i had them in my final four man

Is Zion gonna do a360 tonight? Only reason I’m watching that 1/16 game desu.

oh how poorly some things age

>taking shots of fireball
why the fuck is this always at parties. it taste like shit

>My boyfriend told me he wanted to watch me take a Duke, so when Zion called me, I jumped at the opportunity

Admittedly this joke doesn't work as well in text form

fuck bobby hurley. lol

That one better happen, Ohio St beating Iowa St actually fucks up my bracket worse than all those other incorrect picks combined. I have ISU going all the way to the elite 8.

Not having Wade definitely hurt, but >we had plenty of other mistakes
>Weber sitting Brown for most of the first half because of two early fouls (he ended the game with two fouls, thanks for saving him from foul trouble Bruce)
>multiple scoring droughts, fucking ridiculous how this team was always good for one or two of those per game, Weber's offense is trash and way too reliant on Wade because without him >we don't even try to do anything in the paint
>too many memechuck 3's (8-27)
All those fuckups and missing >our best player and >we still had a chance to tie or take the lead late but unfortunately Brown fucked up at the worst possible moment and threw the pass away. If Wade's foot was a little more durable >we make the Sweet 16 easy and then either an Oklahoma team >we own or notorious March choker Virginia to get to the Elite 8. So fucking frustrating, it was the same shit last year. Healthy Wade and >we make the Final Four.

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PLEASE COME ON 'SCONSIN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

anteaters were out for blood

Eat shit, wiskyfags.

Oregon might as well just let WI shoot threes all day, can't hit em for shit.

they never scored

give up

Scony you fucking niggers. How could you lose to this utter shit team and break my bracket. What the actual fuck.

>slipping to Pac 12
I was told the B1G was back

>How could you lose
Not enough niggers.

>Wisconsin

Where's the fuck head who was asking about the last time Oregon went to a Final Four yesterday?

>Tournament experience
>Better Coach

Imagine not picking Oregon.

Get Ducked

Wisconsin you just lost to a team who's all time best player was Jordan Fucking Bell (the worst bench faggot on the Warriors)
Kys

>this 30 minute window without any games.
Yeah imma need some Jennas to hold me over through this fap break. Thanks!

''Just remember michael when you played they changed all the rules to make it easier for you to dominate. When I played they changed all the rules to make it harder for me to dominate"- Wilt Chamberlain

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Oh wisconsin fans and their undeserved elitism.

(lmao at least they're less of a faggot than you)

>Purdue over Nova
You must be new to this

Did anyone pay for this?

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t. butthurt Kentuckyfag

Yeah, what do you want to know?

I would not have lost to Oregon

Wisky douche was talking like I was crazy for picking oregon.

>Bricksonsin

quack quack busting brackets quack quack
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Is it over?

For once that retarded fatass LeX was actually right, Shitsconsin are chokers.

Where are all those alcholic meth-addicted Shitsconsinites that were arguing with him a couple days ago on this?

The absolute state of Bricksconsin

>3 missed 3 pointers

MYSIDES

Wisconsin could probably build Trump's wall by themselves with all the bricks they're laying out there.

wow. Oregon isn't a meme.

>gaysconsin

Heebie jeebies!

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will they get 51

Getting the Irvine-Oregon tilt right is pretty satisfying.

Any HD streams?

>Wisconsin shooting
yuck!

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I had Wisconsin to upset Virginia

Bracket official ruined

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put your trip back on faggot

We wont hear from them the rest of the tourny.

>best player can't shoot
Wisconsin was never going to have legs in the tourny

Villanova to the final 4. What a joke region

Oklahoma is our last hope. South region is a two man race if not

well im 2-6 gambling so far. anyone have any winners for the night games?

Oregon with Bol would be quite something. Actually didn't they make the final 4 a while back without their 2 best players?

>samefagging this hard

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>Mueler Report has been delivered.
Conclusive evidence of ties to Russia. House and Senate hearings recommended.
per ABC News.
hahahah TRumpkins BTFO. iTs over./

you deserve it.

>LIVE UPDATES No further indictments expected
Based. kys tranny

yes they did

haha get EATEN loser

zot zot!

youtube.com/watch?v=deLe6DoNGIs

When white guys talk like nogs. The interview.

his shoulder twitches really freaked me out

LETS GO AGGIES

>Yeah, what do you want to know?

How someone could suck this bad at their job and get paid millions of dollars

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Yall better be ready for your representative from the midwest region

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>the state of wisconsin
>the state of ohio
oof

I only got two wrong so far and have Oregon winning what the hell:

DUKE > HOU > MSST > UNC > UCF > OSU > VT

Honestly, not a lot of money to be made tonight imho.

Reeeeeeeeeeee fuck off mormon. Huskies are taking it

We decided as a team, fanbase and state that we've been dominating the Big Ten so hard that we've been destroying the Conference. So we decided to lay off and let you guys catch up

You're welcome

Final Four: 1941, 2000, 2014, 2015 (time to give one of you guys a chance for once)

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Nearly every single game today has either been an upset or close a close scare after day 1 was all chalk.

Should Duke, UNC, VTech, Houston, and Iowa St be worried?

uw is a fraud and absolute shit

Or.perhaps Wisconsin is just garbage without shitty Big Ten officiating

oh look trump had pending russia deals before he was president 2 years of nothing

not sure you understand the meaning of "dominate" to be honest

Our all time best player is a goofy looking bench faggot on the Hornets so idk what you're getting at. We're pretty much even with Oregon on the /cbb/ hierarchy. Both teams won their last natty during World War 2.

i told you faggots Oregon would beat wisconsin by I didnt listen to myself I let you faggot cost me a very easy pick

>dominating
I dont think that word means what you think it means.

Go choke on the same dick your team does year after year in the tourny.

nah...fuck off you losers lose and minnesota won why

name an uglier player
everyone knew oregon would win

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I am on the toilet

Hornets wont extend him. He'll be out of work when the season is over.

Let's go HUSKIES! It's been too long since you've been in the dance.

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Utah State is so fast and smooth, smooth like that headbanded egg

Hmm, in the article he picks Auburn and LSU.

Do you have a national championship?

In any sport?

I got Oregon to Elite 8 haha

this is the only game I could not understanding

Man, I straight fuckin' whiffed on buffalo.

Nah, it's just those teams/conferences weren't that good. I mean obviously anything could happen if a good team plays like shit.

eat a dick you dumb dog
same

Who the fuck is this Cailou-looking cancer patient playing for Utah St

That's the shitty thing about exciting Thur/Friday - it usually means the Sat/Sun games are blowouts because shitty teams get in too far.

ducks fear anteaters

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Come on, Utah. Feed my boi in the post.

Let him eat

I doubted the MACTION too.

The whole conference is full of nobodies with no basketball pedigree.

You didn't pick Wisconsin, did you user?

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Jay Bilas makes multiple brackets then...wow, what a fucking hack.

Like I didnt give that pick a single 2nd thought. Watch them make it to the elite 8 now.

hahaha i remember you for the other thread...i choose utah state basis off your comments

>gaysconsin

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i'm so sorry jenna

i just wanted to believe that someone in my conference would win a couple besides oregon

>a wild Ja crosses your path

i wish i was an anteater and pams yumyum was an ant mound.

Damn that ROCK on Ali LaForce's finger...!

ALSO

>HE LISTED THE FINAL FOURS

KENTUCKY FINAL FOURS: 1942, 1948, 1949, 1951, 1958, 1966, 1975, 1978, 1984, 1993, 1996, 1997, 1998, 2011, 2012, 2014, 2015

i believe that we will win bro

Well it's time to forget about Scony's complete and utter shittyness and focus on the team that will carry my bracket to glory. The one and only Duke Blue Dudes.

I heard a study once that women who had bigger, more expensive rings were more likely to get divorced. You still have a chance.

DAWGS DEFENSE

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theres the douche loud LeX I know

your boi is very skinny

Fuck that, you werent here the other night. They deserve that shit.

damn he was blocked twice...

ALERT

JALAPEÑO POPPERS

My boy is getting bullied, lads.

Please stop

a smaller more sparkly diamond is much better looking anyway

yip

why did i pick wisconsin to go to the final four. i do this shit every year and they always suck dick.

Wow that's pretty impressive, what happened in 2013?

I dont know why, dude... I reckon Utah has 500 different type of cereal like LA or any other big stage, right? He needs to start eating

An NIT, the first in like 40 years.

yip...so does cincinnati. I had them in the elite 8

They are feeding him, he's a sloppy eater. Utah State should embrace the ball movement and drive-and-kick

imagine caring about kentucky

I know LA is not a state but California is. Point still stands, my bad

>Sweet Sixteen: 14/16 still alive
>Elite Eight: 8/8
>Final Four: 4/4
>Natty Pick: Yes

Post yours lads.

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Wow, well at least you hopefully won it

utah is full of Mormon NO sugar allow

Exact same for me.

based White Chad giving up a free block to work Zion later on

these poor little North Dakota boys

Utah's number 12 looks 32

No way this is true.

Lol go fuck yourself

should I watch utah/wash or duke/ndst

They're winning right now?

OHNONONO

>Sweet Sixteen: 14/16
>>Elite Eight: 6/8
>>Final Four: 4/4
>>Natty Pick: Yes
Could be a lot worse.... probably will be after rd of 32

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Think for yourself

15/16
8/8
4/4
Champ: yup

You're asking a question?

damn these white boys know how to play through half-court

The Duke game will probably be a blowout.

>dook

Just keep shitposting then switch over to whichever game anons start freaking out about.

We are getting bullied. I dont want to race bait in here but the blacks are way more athletic and strong than the poor, soft, small Utah white boi.

Queta needs to grow a pair of balls and start imposing himself because his teammates can't rebound for shit

Yeah, asking you how they're poor little boys when they have the lead.

nah Zion will keep it close

15/16
8/8
4/4
Natty Pick Yes

I'm missing a ton on the one-round picks.

duke will lose

i never learn how too...

just shut the fuck up for a bit

I bet you thought UVA were toast too.

DUKE SHOOK

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

Did something embarrassing happen?

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North Dakota State 80 - Duke 68

Nah but it's still funny that the poor little boys have a 7 point lead.

DUKE IS THE NEW VIRGINIA

>dook

nice start you cocky shits

They are, they just don't know it yet.

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Kek confirms

IT'S OVER

Lol eat the fattest dick

Ruh Row

THIS IS THE TURNING POINT

NDST had to play a game on Wednesday, so they should have like 10 points advantage at the jump

The insurmountable fabled 7 point lead. They might as well pack up and get on the plane home.

Kentucky over Murray State in the natty

Payton Pritchard is a badass.

It would be such a waste of this Duke team losing to a 16 seed since lame ass non blueblood Virginia lost last year

oh my is duke lose ton nd st oh my

No one said it's insurmountable, doesn't make it any less embarrassing for Duke that poor little boys have a 7 point lead against a #1 seed.

block my flag faggot.

Please God let these nice mid-western boys do it

Well I am on here for the teams that have a little rooting interest and zion. I have never felt farther away from this tournament. I havent even made a bs bracket this year

probably a 99% chance dook goes on a huge run this half but whatevs

reminder that Bonnie Bernstein would pick one player to fuck all weekend when she was doing sideline reporting for the tournament

Welcome to watching soorts. You can set your bags down anywhere.

I bet these obvious chalkfags one incorrect sweet 16 pick is either Kansas St or Wisconsin. Enjoy watching your bracket burn later.

i-is it happening, lads?

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Did Miller for Utah St shave his eyebrows?

>utah state playing with an actual conehead descendant

Stay mad that poor little white boys came out playing better basketball than your team.

Thats sad man. Get drunk.

Duke losing would make me cume

>Bonnie Bernstein
is she even hot anymore?

ITS NDSU YOU STUPID NIGGERS

NEVER EVER CALL IT “NDST”

what your fukken problem...ill see you in 30 minutes

enjoy the show

I have to think about the career man. U actually have to do shit tommorrow.

>duke down right now

If youre not allowed to get drunk on a friday night, you have fucked up, homie.

>implying anyone cares enough about some bumfuck school to remember the shorthand

stay mad ndst buffaloes

I am, hilarious to see Duke struggling to get rebounds against poor little boys.

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Thinking about running to the mall to get sekiro at halftime

Duke isn’t gonna lose you retards

NDSU is a pray-and-chuck team.

Duke is going to run them over.

For me, it's NDSt.

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Thybulle should be a top 10 pick

THYBULLE THROWDOWN

No ofc no one is telling me that I cant get drunk. But this is not college when everyone is doing and you can be lazy. You still need to get shit done

>I know things, believe me

GIBS ME DAT FILET O FISH
GIBS ME DAT FIIIIIIIISH

they wont cover the over so yeah its a lose

Hairless guy for Utah State is creeping me out

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And holy fuck it’s pronounced “Bizon”

Not Bisson

We suck

Ya'll know this wont last, right? Fucking whoever it was gave up against Virginia...those fools should have been booted first round 2 years in a row, the team they were playing just seemed to give up...

Several other teams have gotten truly lucky too. There hasn't been a SINGLE true upset so far in this Tourney....Bradley gave up yesterday, as did the Mexican team who missed the wide open layup...as well as tons of free throws to SHOULD HAVE BEATEN Auburn...I know about that 13 over the 4 seed victory, but it still doesn't feel like a "normal upset".

WHY DIDN'T WHITE BOY TAKE THAT HIMSELF?!

It was Cinci boy

Bruh, Im going hiking tomorrow early, and im 5 beers deep. Grow a pair.

The No. 1-seeded Duke Blue Devils opened as 27-point favorites in their Round of 64 matchup against North Dakota State in the NCAA tournament.

it's fun

If I drink Corona, will I have friends?

what should my drink of choice tonight be

It’s my alma

Pls respect we win D1 football championships all the time.

Based. Have a Jenna.

:^)

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>green gay

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Jack and coke

here... have a real man beer

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nigger im waking up to see the northern lights in chicago at 3 am be an adult and drink

>Commercial
>Kick
>Commercial
Its like Football

Only if you put lime in it.

>timeout
>play for 12 seconds
>timeout
LMAO

Go Liberty beat the libtards

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are the plural and singular forms pronounced the same?

is this what going ham means?

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Houston is on fire lol

black BOYS btfo

I still have this Coke from 1982 unopened.
What happens if i drink it?

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Don't worry m8, it's just a bit of #bantz between lads.

>Drink of the boomer who has never accomplished anything in his life

If NDSU wins I will move to North Dakota and become a bison rancher.

its pure cocaine at this point

Probably loses value/novelty

What is an Aggie?

diabetes

Mmm very yummy please let me have a sip yummy drink slurp slurp mmm ahh very bubbly mmm yes

A dog.

Go fuck yourself carlos

A racist cowboy

Even better. You'll be familia

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It will probably tase like maple syrup, but you should be okay health-wise.

I'd unironically look to see if you could sell it to memorabilia collectors.

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Legitimately could die

I just came to the realization that kelvin sampson is their coach

Cam Reddish and RJ Barrett look the same

agility build for a JRPG character

DOOK

You could get millions of views if you stream it.
I know that.

to party excitedly; "go crazy".

only one way to find out

The genie that has granted Roy Williams his extended lifespan will be released to claim his soul.

>The nickname "Aggie" was once common at land-grant or "ag" schools in many states.

>I don't have friends, I have family

isnt gene saratore a nfl ref?

climbing a ladder to reach the back of your freezer isnt hiking

It's a slang term for someone who attends a land-grant school. Base word is "agriculture".

Short for agony

your boi that block that steal

UW putting the CLAMPS on Utah St.

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Does anyone else feel like the usu-wu and ndsu-du refs seem kind of "fixie"?

You guys said Utah St was legit!!

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Type IV Diabetes

hikingproject.com/trail/7021935/hansons-point-loop

This is though.

(((Zion))) Williamson

you selfish in your feel kids nowaday are too soft

>only 600 feet

>believing Yea Forums
>about anything

user, I...

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any of you wild lads have duke getting knocked out before E8?

Yes

Where the fuck did you get 600 feet

When will Zion's knees blow out?

*slaps the floor*

youtube.com/watch?v=y0voSWdX4jo

Thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=CGwibPdEOVk

second half

I imagine this was made around the same year
Bottoms up user

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Very skilled finesse wing player but simply lacks instincts/talent. He's a pleasant player to watch but his ceiling is a 18ppg second/third option.

Texas Institute of Agriculture and Technology
(Aggies)

North Carolina A&T are also the Aggies

This absolute qt 314 on wheel of fortune

OK guys, Just deny Zion the ball.

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White man kill off all tatanka

Rob my people of homeland

Its 550. But that's 110 times height

What is with hiroshit and these shitty captchas

im sorry 554

1348-796= 554

or am I looking at the wrong shit

>Coke and the Bear
thats a great name for something

thankfully I have my entire sweet sixteen intact, if anyones wondering my teams are Duke/Virginia Tech, LSU/Michigan State, Gonzaga/Florida State, Texas Tech/Michigan, Virginia/UC Irvine, Nova/Tennessee, UNC/Auburn, Houston/Kentucky although desu I'd be surprised if Auburn or LSU made the sweet sixteen at this point based on how they've played so far

good post

>Its a lex and wade county talk show edition

Yeah but theres multiple hills, theres like 2k feet of elevation gain all day.

the fading ones?

Tryhard rockabilly duo catering to aging punks

I would too if Wisconsin wasn't a shitty meme team full of slow white retards.

>UC Irvine

Looks like you'll get your meme pick right.

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Dont forget you're so short every step is an extra foot for you

it's gonna flood here soon buds

RIP me

I love how she is somehow the Patron Saint of Yea Forums.
Her favorite sexual move?

No, those shitty ones where you solve, next, solve, next, solve, verify.

Zion's too short for his thiccness.

>6 minutes left in the first half
>Duke is in the bonus
>Duke has not been called for a single foul

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UK Cayyyuuuuts fan here and considering PJ will never play in a UK jersey again, I currently fear ANY team with a pulse...That team we played last night was the shortest Team in the tournament; they were truly worse than ANY of the #16 seeds I've seen play so far.

I heard Wofford sat some sort of 3 point shooting record the other night....If THAT continues, We'll be back sitting on our collective asses commiserating in Lexington before We'd be able to even tell ya what just happened to Us,

Hell even WITH PJ, these couple upcoming Games would still end up being close, I'd think....

Press 'F' to pay respects

Press 'S' to spit on grave/add to the rising flood waters

Here's what's happening.
1: Utah State isn't moving the ball well at all. Washington's defense is having a big effect, but when the Aggies are doing it right, like with the Porter 3, its hard to stop.
2: Queta is not gripping the ball. He's constantly losing rebounds that he has the in on and mishandling passes inside. I don't care if Washington has "Active Hands", he's plain not gripping the ball. If that improves, Utah State will have a much better chance.

The Aggies have some good three point shooters and can play at a fast pace. They aren't out of it, but they can't be so sloppy.

seems legit

are you out of original jenna pics, i've already seen this one

Hes like a bigger James Harden body

He will be injured nonstop in the NBA.
Cap it.

or little white boys can't help putting their hands on big bull black men

zion is not even taller than randle or blake. how the hell is he gonna do well in the nba since he can't shoot. his jump shot pull up is so slow

If Oregon loses to Irvine it will be a fucking joke.

Yes, have been for some time. /cbb/ has an insatiable need for Jenna.

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PAC-12 NORTH IS RUNNING THIS SHIT
OUTTA MY WAY SOUTH AND SEC FUCKING SHITS

>closest game is the 1vs16 matchup

pics? ssssssss

I wonder what his reach. His arms dont look that long

NDSU shoots threes like they just learned what the arc means from some guy in the parking lot.

Don't look now but GA St has it down to a 9 pt deficit

S

Lol yeah I know nate plastic and 538 said that oregon is the double digit seed with the best odds to make sweet 16 i wouldn't be surprised if either team won
I know I got lucky, it was really hard to pick upsets this year, but I'm pretty sure that k-state either has been a) playing like shit recently or b) has a main player injured, ion remember exactly my reasoning but it seemed right at the time and I'm pretty sure UCI has been pretty hot recently

BACK THE PAC

thats the problem being so much bigger and athletic than everyone else. you don't actually need to shoot or develop a post game just run past everyone and dunk

What would happen if Duke lost this game?

DUKE FINNA LOSE DUKE FINNA LOSE DUKE FINNA LOSE

lads
LADS WHAT IF DUKE GETS UVA’D

memes

Oh hi Jenna, what's up?

If the Pac-12 South is so shit, explain why >we are about to make the NIT quarterfinals?

Check and mate.

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ja morant goes #1 in the draft

vegas wont go bankrupt

>He is the leader of this team
>He is the emotional leader of this team
>He is the athletic leader of this team
How many leaders does NDSU have?

it's the only way to win. just jack up threes, let the other team get free twos so you don't get in foul trouble

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

>DOOK

For me? It’s the Bizen.

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CHECK EM

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Literally impossible

I got $1000 on Buffalo beating Texas Tech.

based and wentzpilled

BISON are S C R A P P ing for it lads

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Virginia would cum so hard they would forfeit their spot in the Ro32 for medical reasons.

My dad still calls it the pac-8

we dance

lmao

this will happenAlso twitter will explode.

Got my engineering degree from NDSU

I can arc shit out of my ass and into your faggot ass lunch all the way from Fargo

does she have any kids...are her tits still perky

>i-i um.. nice dress Jen Jen

>g*nzaga
>#1 seed
pic related

23 hours and 19 minutes until baylor beats g*nzaga

is it time for meme magic or is it to early

i lold

She looks like shes on coke in that pic

bro if I had to live in north dakota I'd blow my brains out how did you do it

She's married with 2 kids.

Horrible absolutely awful bet my dude. Chris Beard’s defense will stifle a memechucking team.

>Big (((Zog)))

What is neymar thinking, he could get bit

NDSU isn't even playing that well

actually pic related

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I know some people still call it the Pac 10, but I'm as old as they are and they still mess it up.

Hi Chuck, Bill Simmons is a cuck (formerly Sneed)

if my post end with even ndst goes on 10 point run

Buffalo is going to the final 4

Still milky and delicious

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i bet all the girls there are easy lays out of boredom at least

I did faggot ass cities like Boston too. Nothing like Fargo

Both of these teams suck

jennas body is ready

I call it the Pac piece of crap

>not a Duke-hater
>have Duke winning it all in my bracket
>still pulling for NDSU

Anyone else know this feel?

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>that dook refball

it's always time.

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you are mentally ill

AHHHHHHHHHH

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oh you betcha doncha know

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>jump-shooting team gets less call that bully ball team
Sixers shot three times more FTs than Celtics the other day as well, if your offense thrives through avoiding direct confrontation, you're naturally less likely to force the defense to commit fouls.

Fargo is a fun town. And you can always bounce over to Detroit Lakes in the summer.

refs must have put their life savings on duke winning

>i need to be around packs of niggers ans hobos 24/7

you're right I'm Licensed to Mentally Ill in fact

Small towns and open country is comfy as fuck. Its 2019 you can get anything delivered to the country and as long as there's a decent grocery store nearby, youre set

Fuck big cities man. If i had to live anywhere like new york/new jersey/mass/ohio/ or basically anything east coast, I'd flip out and smash a bunch of awful rude bug people and no one would notice because you're all packed into overcrowded cities like sardines

>flyovers talking about what they do
i'm literally cringing

It's just scary that Duke needs this level of refball to tread water on a 16 seed (formerly ACC champs).

milky but not delicious unless youre one of the 2 kids

saggy tits are disgusting

First time watching Duke this year. How on earth is Zion being touted as a "generational" Nba talent? He projects as a short Blake Grffin with worse ball skills unless I'm missing something.

Owning land is actually plausible for plebs outside of cities. Good luck owning any land in Jewvilles.

Not gonna happen. Baylor's best player hasn't played two games in a row all year because of a foot injury and now they've gotta play on a 48 hour turnaround.

>hey um lets go get a drink sometime jen jen
>oh no you're going out with chad again
>yeah I'll babysit his kids for you jenny-poo

Lmao this

the media needed a new Lebron. That is all.

Duke/espn hype

every single college sports threads turn into this with these niggers
>ha remember this bar
>ha yeah I got really drunk there before
>ha me too man
god damnit

Because people are largely retarded. He's a physical specimen but has a lot of work to do to be an NBA star.

He'll win the dunk contest next year I guess tho.

because espn is desperate for another lebron or shaq or kobe

I haven't watched Houston all year, are they a memechuck team?

they don't understand LeBron was a great passer and a below average shooter (better than most people his size), so you have to guard him from all angles. they just see "Zion Big!"

>nigger infested cities think flyovers are jealous of their literal shit covered sidewalks.

>tfw fell for the Utah State meme

Lads I'm embarrassed.

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Hey man, the Blue Ridge is comfy as fuck out east.

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nah your right...espn and the jews do this shit all of the time to keep you watching ads

>bug people bragging about feces and crime
That's a yikes from me dog

Utah State coming out good, but Queta is still already sloppy with the ball, that's bad news

Am I retarded or is Jim Nantz pronouncing "bison" weird? Bi-zin

>who is Trae Young

They already got the next GOAT senpai

Man...Midwest is a scary bracket.

T. UNC fan

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Duke is so fucking overrated it's not even funny.

Not even making the elite 8 if they play like this vs a bunch of D2 scrubs

Sports media wants to push the "no more one and done" agenda

imagine being happy with where you are currently

the fuck is wrong with all of you

>dookies exposed again
lel

coach k isn't looking so good guys

Yea Forums, how do I get a gf?

If you have to do this much defending and justifying why your village in the middle of nowhere is actually ok then you're clearly wrong you fucking hick

New /cbb/ girl, enough of that uggo hag

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Is coach K dying?

Is the evil pack he made to sustain his life and hair finally failing?

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how does that make sense

no, they make the championship game. then the are defeated

They can and do memechuck, but they can also drive, post up, rebound, and play D. Probably the most balanced team this year.

So we're never supposed to be happy and it and aimlessly roam eternally like nomads????

nonce general

turn 30

Is that an areola? Think of the advertisers.

HUMANITY DIED WITH THE HUNTER-GATHERERS

All fun and games here haha seriously Fargo sucks and you should never come and visit stay the fuck out lol

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Plenty of room for both m8.

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can't trust happy people is all I'm saying

they are not overrated with 3 nba first rounders...espn always take the fun out of every sport and over hype overhype overhype overhype

Final 4
-Buffalo
-Duke
-UNC
-???? This bracket is so trash anybody could win. I had K-State.

>why not both?

Who is this semen demen

thanks you im so tried of looking at 5/10 pam from the office

Not white enough
Pass

Virginia is very good

Like I said, I already did the big city. It’s gay as fuck now I’m in Lakes country where land is cheap and people don’t have their heads up their asses.

Cold winters keeps the niggers out too

>And y'all are gonna be the away team in the Sweet 16 if seeds hold.

Thanks NCAA

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how does that even make sense

you have alot of growing up to do, kid.

wait until SHE turn 30 or be rich or black or both

are you still in school?

Queta just cannot grab the ball, its ridiculous

>5/10

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people who watch the office are psychotic. they all watch it 10+ times at least

Mo Bamba 2.0

normies are sick people

5/10

>UNCheat
>Final Four

Oh hey, user, I've got some news to tell you...

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when it comes to TV and Movies, people like her play the role of the "homely woman"

Lol, im probably on my 7th or so rewatch.
And i never even watched the show until after it was canceled. Prime Beasley is still kind of new to me.

Just your regular user with your status update on whether or not Utah State's Queta can grab a ball:

Nope

This is a very physical, defensive game. I love it.

Damn she fine

duke my pick, shhhheeeeiiiiittttt

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this

Also what do you guys think the worst commercials are? The ATNT "just OK commentator" commercials? Did they get rid of ATNT lily?

Hello there SandyVag Copenstein

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Note to Self. Either stop losing to 14 sneeds or STFU.

the worst ones are those Chevy "real people" bullshits

Nice. Glad i picked them

If Liberty could close out MSSt that would be a huge help.

>5/10

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Portugal user is that you

underage

>more like wife/10

He bought a VPN just to post that.

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Thanks

yikes

Merrill? That's a pokemon my dude

new thread when

No Portugal user likes Queta. I am just fascinated at how much he cannot handle a ball. When the announcer said "Its Queta, no! He lost the handle" my reaction was pretty null.

Speaking of 5/10 what's with AT&T spamming these same commercials.

prolly right

your a fucking pokemon dumbass

holy fuck this tournament is so chock full of advertising i wanna puke

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MIGRATE HERE

...

here

Jerry Rice must have been terrible with his money.

fuck off would you

Kansas State lost? LMAO. I have to express my feelings here because my daughter is going there next year and I can't express them to her.