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>WDC Standings V. Bottas 26 L. Hamilton 18 M. Verstappen 15 S. Vettel 12 C. Leclerc 10
>WCC Standings Mercedes 44 Ferrari 22 Red Bull 15 Haas 8 Renault 6
>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium: 157 (159 entries)
>News: FIA working on a solution for start lights low visibility Briatore: "MWL will continue this year" Measles outbreak at AusGP Formula Flörsch (Formula European Masters) cancelled
only Merc and RBR will score podiums this season so what's the point
Gavin Parker
I have the same wallpaper and it's killing me
Jack Diaz
Yes, we're trying, but we'd appreciate privacy til we want to release some news, thanks.
Brandon Walker
>spawns the third Schumacher generation
Jeremiah Collins
All of this generals posts aren't true stories. We sometimes use avatars or proxies. But everything you see and hear are based. Janitors try to deconstruct threads as they happen
I changed mine yesterday because I couldn't deal with being reminded any more :DDD
:(((
Matthew Torres
Simon is anti-brexit. Persona non grata here?
Hudson Anderson
Supercars will want another woman when Simona is sacked or fucks off
Carter Rogers
The were supposed to win NOW, not next year
Ethan Morales
Imagine if a woman made it to F1 and actually was winning the championship but then with 4 races to go she had to stop due to a season ending pregnancy.
Ryder White
>implying theyll even win next year
Jaxon Martin
He's just against it because he wants to keep sucking his cripplebucks from the UK government tit while living la dolce vita in Italy.
Jose Kelly
Any woman at that level would obviously coat hanger it.
>Ferrari sandbags in Australia >everyone thinks Mercedes is miles ahead >Ferrari comes back and dominates from Bahrain on >Vettel: huge thanks to the guys back at Maranello, without them we couldn't have overcome this huge gap to Mercedes
Juan Jackson
50 point penalty for murdering an unborn
Hunter Ross
Actually, fuck all that.
This is far more meme: >be female F1 driver >get preggo >win race while preggo >babby now has the literally unbeatable record for youngest ever Grand Prix winner
Ryan Lee
brussels, their lapdogs, the lobbyists that infest it, merkel, juncker, that "polish" old fuck and globalists of ll kinds can suck my big mongolic cock
Brody Walker
Jesus. Time to rawdog Sophia
Luke Watson
So what we put a mini steering wheel up the vagina so the baby can steer?
Xavier Murphy
>babby dies feom miscarriage
Easton Taylor
So did Rindt and he still became world champion.
Jonathan Flores
imagine if someone flew a drone around the track during a race haha
James Lewis
>crash >mechanics have to scoop fetus out the foot well
Lincoln Ramirez
No different than Cevert tbf
Brody James
>unborn babby >alive, and thus eligible for a record no, sweety
Nolan Bailey
Sorry you have to have been conceived BEFORE lights out
Carson Nelson
based.
Noah Richardson
>that's not factually correct though REEEEEEEEEEE
Do you have actual autism?
Thomas Nguyen
how can a babby be born healthy if it not alive?
Camden Collins
Hulk will outscore Tricky Ricky but Ricciardo will get a podium this year and Hulkenberg wont. Watch this space.
>once in a generation vote agreed by all >errr you didn't vote the right way PEOPLES'S VOTE NOW
Jacob Green
Memeing aside, is it a Dutch thing to seethe and rant this hard?
Ethan Fisher
>implying they wouldn't have voted twice in ancient Athens once new information was made available >implying I wasn't taking a jab at edtablished """"representative"""" """"democratic"""" institutions we have today that stifke people's freedom to rule themselves as they see fit
Carter Moore
INFORMATION WAS IRRELEVANT (LEAVE OR REMAIN) THE ONLY OPTIONS NEK...
Ayden Perez
Seeing Ferrari flounder has really taken it out of me, Lord take me now.
Brayden Rogers
We have the possible consolation of another civil war at Merc but it's for sure another fucking gay MWL episode, yes.
Jason Brown
I think yes, Ojs did aswell
Kayden Kelly
Why can't the UK fuck off already or choose to stay it's getting pretty repetitive and annoying now
>not enjoying the meltdown from a distance that's pretty much the only benefit of being an irrelevant murloc nation
Adrian Anderson
>Bulgaria trying to talk like he's relevant in this
Cute
Luis Nelson
Business idea Mr. Safety Car becomes the new Charlie
Xavier Cox
>>/int/ if you want to roleplay countries
Logan Rodriguez
the general public are ignorant shits and shouldn't have direct influence on things they no clue about like the mechanics of government and foreign relationships.
it's why representative democracy is the norm: a constituency elects someone to act in there interest, and that person educates themselves and votes accordingly (ideally, of course)
Samuel Torres
>/f1/ talks about politics worst day
Austin Bennett
OH AND THAT'S ANOTHER TERRIBLE START FOR FLÖRSCH IT MUST BE THAT TIME OF THE MONTH MARTIN
Josiah King
now that the Glass Ceiling has been busted, Sophia in F2 when?
OH AND WOHLWEND'S GONE OFF IT MUST BE ALL THAT EXTRA WEIGHT SHE'S CARRYING ON HER CHEST MARTIN, SHE JUST CAN"T HANDLE THE G-FORCES WITH THOSE THINGS SLAPPING ABOUT
Dominic Thomas
OH AND FLÖRSCH IS ATTACKING SCHUMACHER AFTER THEY HAD A COLLISION, SHE'S CLEARLY OVARY ACTING MARTIN
Hunter White
That place is pretty much cancer
Camden Thompson
Why is the time between the first two races so slow, it's like another offseason or something
Eli Sanchez
If Brit bongs leave the EU does that mean they'll get banned off Yea Forums as well? I'll throw in my vote for that.
Juan Watson
6th season of MWL what do you expect?
Mason Hernandez
As long as that means Americans are banned from /f1/ it's the selfless thing to do.
>Jordan King back at MP F2 >Mahaveer Raghunathan will partner him
Xavier Reyes
please take you time, I'll need to seduce one with my absolutely irresistable 30y/o boomer charm first so he could mailorder me
Brody Ward
do you not remember what is was like when there were only like 16 races a season?
Lincoln Lopez
Who commits the least cancerous posts should have free reign to /F1/ you bongs spill your autism on a daily basis.
Isaiah Hall
no lol... fucking boomers...
Kayden Harris
Yes and Americans come here after watching the fake Netflix series thinking they know about F1, sad to watch.
Owen Bell
t. hulk fan i'm team magnussen
Chase Gutierrez
no we don't. that's australia.
Bentley Jackson
i've been here since 2015
Logan Fisher
Good for you.
Luis Gutierrez
underrated
Carter Walker
>a constituency elects someone to act in there interest, and that person educates themselves and votes accordingly Uh oh, a wild agent problem appears! Quickly, change back to a proper democracy before money abd power corrupts your agent!
Brody Hernandez
At least we can tell them to fuck off.
Not being able to do that is one of the things that makes r/f1 is such a shithole. I've been watching F1 for 20 years, literally longer than you've been alive, but you watched a series on Netflix in 2 days and now I'm expected to respectfully debate your opinions?
did you miss the "ideally" part? regardless, unless you figure out a way to properly educate hundreds of millions people about the issues at hand and possible consequences of the available options (and provided this information isn't also biased by those already in power), it's still better than having your local dropouts and retard NEETs determine the course for a nation
Christopher Rogers
upset that australia has stole their mass shooting gimick
Levi Evans
Mueller Report soon
Carter Brown
umm... sweetie that was jekatinburg
Ayden Taylor
>people living in a nation should have no say what goes on in it except for voting every X years for a stupid cunt who is forced to vote a certain way by party leaders just because they're of lower social standing than you Fuck off, elitist.
Ryan Ramirez
>letting the inmates run the asylum yeah let me know how that works out
Josiah Thompson
Just look at Aus... Actualy you may have a point
Josiah Fisher
Always makes me laugh how morons like you think it will only be the "local dropouts and retard NEETs" excluded, and that your opinion will be listened to.
You really don't know how oligarchy and elitism works.
Easton Lopez
>Just look at Aus...
We still recognise the authority of your big tiddy Queen, so we're not ultimately in charge.
America on the other hand was also started as a British prison colony, but it was abandoned due to rioting. Literally a case of "inmates running the asylum".
Nicholas Hill
Dubs and I make a cum Tribute to Carrie
Jayden Wright
>tfw pregnant Tabi girl in the office is hilariously simple
I don't know how Toto gets any work done
Jaxon Barnes
they always are
Juan Phillips
Have you seen her knickers yet? If not, why not?
Isaac Green
Because gifting a very small cabal of faggots ultimate power over a nation is so much better a system.
Charles Edwards
>Sophia is in a Dominant Car >Get's rawdoged between Races >Realises on Thursday she is Pregnant >Still Races >Gets a Grand Slam >Drops the Bomb on the Post Race Press Conference
Cooper Smith
Ask her if you can buy her worn knickers, mate
Nathaniel Foster
AG Systems is a Real. Can't wait for them to dab on Auricom and Qirex
>"Sam Smith said he was binary fluid. What does that mean?" >"Oh so he has a penis and a fanny?" >"Well if he isn't a man and he isn't a woman, is he a lamppost or something?"
How can I not fucking laugh at that?
Bentley Rivera
2/5 overall skill 1/5 overall looks
Oliver Phillips
>pajeet, gook, woman >no finns Yeah thats a yikes from me lad. 1/10.
Julian Miller
Don't you dare calling blessed suicide ramp some fucking second hand grandstand.
>marxist agenda What, like how all workers should unite and seize the means of production, and all societal progress is achieved through class struggle? Damn those sneaky commies!
Elijah Sanchez
I'm glad to see you promoting our /virgingirl/ if she does get pregnant it should be in a loving marriage
>tfw can't find the umlaut on my new computer so I can't spell Floersch properly
Liam Thompson
Alex Rossi was your best hope. He was pretty decent at Manor. Needed money though.
Levi Cox
Indeed, Russia has them installed for this race and removed until being replanted briefly for summer. Then toward the end of summer they are dug up and removed again, it's tough keeping them alive in Russia.
Carter Morgan
I disagree, I think she's doing it for exposure and pr gain, but at heart and indeed hymen, she's a good moral girl
Dominic Flores
I don't like the first two corners of Bahrain. Discuss.
based double dubs >dutch bro cant into umlauts classic
Nolan Ramirez
Thanks, I will put them in a word file and copy/paste them when needed
Only works if screen is sideways too
Because I am from the Europe
Dominic King
There are worse turns on that track
Caleb King
desu I don't think you understand much about Brexit
The wealthy oligarchy are massively pro-Brexit because the EU are introducing tax reform shit in April that means the (((1%))) will have to pay more tax, and the British economy crashing with no survivors allows them to get rich as fuck from exchange rate fuckery between GBP-EUR-USD
The type of Brexit that the Brexit voters want (no hard border between Northern Ireland and Ireland Republic; no hard border between Northern Ireland and rest of UK; UK having full control over customs and not having to follow EU laws without having a voting say) is literally impossible and the UK government have somehow managed to make it a bigger shitshow every day, and almost 3 years after the vote they still don't have a plan for what happens when they leave. Add to that the illegal shit that the leave campaign did to influence the result of the vote and you have a pretty good case to ask the electorate "do you still want to leave the EU or turn the car back around instead of driving off a cliff edge?"
ahem, I mean, fast car vroom front wing endfence spark plugs bargeboards
good thing Hamilton was driving the car, otherwise it would have finished in last place, barely completing a single lap
Mason Myers
>Richest team wins LOL >McLel pays workers (who ought to unite) in Freddos >Drivers get paid more than the pit-crew >Instead of destroying America they host a race there
Renault is close, considering they're funded by the French government.
*the capital "I" in "Ich" is an unfortunately difficult habit to break, I'll remember eventually.
Dominic Gray
>being this angry
Hunter Phillips
The real funny stuff begins when you try to get the hang of composite words like Straßeninstandsetzungsverordnung just to name a beautiful creation of the German legal system
Tyler Allen
fuck off poo nigger.
Carter Garcia
>Mr Toothpaste? It's FIA. We'd like to offer you a position in our organization.
That's the industrial ethanol and not even vodka just 32%
Chase Carter
Just like in my animes
Owen Williams
But the Old Ones are awakening. It's time for the faithful to show their true form. That's why Åland will secede soon; they need their own place to hatch their nefarious plans.
Sophia wins a race, but instead of being handed champagne to squirt about she gets a shock as I (autist) am wheeled onto the podium like how Hannibal Lecter is in the film, and they point down at me and she watches in shock as they pull my pants down, now she understands what she has to squirt haha
Brayden Roberts
So that's their true form...
Ryan Long
Ban Brits, Aus, and NZ
Xavier Nelson
väinämöinen can't return fast enough
Josiah Campbell
PLEASE refrain from posting non-f1 related topics in /f1/
Yeah but Sami keep whining about muh language rights and other dumb shit like road signs that is easily granted. Ålanders are traitorous pseudo-Swedes who hold disproportionate amount of political power, discriminate against other Finns and who should be kicked out into independence and let them sink into the Baltic Sea.
Chase Lewis
> who should be kicked out into independence and let them sink into the Baltic Sea. Yes that what i meant
Justin Anderson
Reminder to report all off-topic posts This isn't /int/
Ethan Perry
shouldn't be surprising. >2016 pu in 2017 >poor car at start of 2018, developed well throughout the year, which led to a good car in 2019
>Åland sends more money to Helsinki than Helsinki sends to Åland This is entirely false if you count in business support payments and even if we didn't, a Finn born in the mainland can't own property or do business on the island, which is highly discriminatory. No one of course cares, because it's the majority who are disenfranchised.
Noah Powell
cope harder
Aiden Barnes
>implying sinking into the Baltic would do anything to them
Business idea: turn F1 into an amphibious race series. Tracks would be partially submerged and cars would have to do some James Bond shit to traverse them. Drivers would be weighed down by scuba gear... except Ålanders of course, who would have an edge. You know, having gills and all.
is the parentheses supposed to be the time difference from pole?
but yeah im also thinking the team formerly known as sauber could be on a good rise if alfa romeo contiunes the way they develop the car, maybe they'll even reach 2007-2008 bmw sauber levels of good
i give them about 3 more years though so i dont know if gimi will still be active by then
Let's hope this good development momentum continues. I can't see them rise as one of the big teams even then, unless either Ferrari or Red Bull suddenly implodes McLaren-style. But them being even the fourth fastest team like in 2001 would be a nice way to close the circle
Jonathan Gonzalez
They look british or mexican, honestly can't tell the difference anymore.
Brayden Butler
the way thing are going now i would say that in the next 5 years or so f1 will essentially be:
1. ferrari/mercedes 2. red bull (until newey retires, then they become somewhat mediorce) 3: renault 4: alfa romeo 5: the rest
it feels like privateers might be dying again haas might last for a while because they have a decent personnel plus support from liberty media racing point is i feel like its slowly imploding mclaren/williams if they dont get their shit together might follow the same path as lotus/brm/tyrrell toro rosso is fully dependent on red bull
i could also imagine red bull becoming fully incorporated with honda just like mclaren-mercedes or bmw williams
but i do feel like manufacturers might make a strong comeback
F1 has become too big for privateers anyway. I wouldn't this being a manufacturer series... IF there are enough manufacturers.
Thomas Barnes
I just want to see championship battle between 3 drivers until the last lap of the season, don't even care about which teams or drivers will be in the battle.
Juan Young
Even if there were 3 competitive teams that is very unlikely to happen because of how many races there are, anyway Abu Dhabi should never be allowed to hold a title decider.
Jason Hill
I thought Haas were supposed to be faster than Red Bull. Is Storey aggragating Red Bull's times with Toro Rosso's?
>Scrapped the barrel of liveries trying to find interesting ones >Basically done everything that is not shit and/or too similar to other ones >Only my personal Moby Dick, the Mastercard Lola, is left
there's no one unless you unironically rate Kari and Laaksonen
Jacob Gonzalez
Laaksonen or Kari? They're not F1 material. Old man Wihuri who has sponsored Finnish drivers since both Mikas is soon dying. There isnt much sponsors who are willing to put that much money
>Marhsal didn't know what that the attack mode was and started waving a yellow flag
lel
Oliver Morris
at least formula mEmeio kart tries to get people to watch its shitty series. pretty sure f1 is going to fully adopt the ufc ppv model by 2021 at this point
>all this >beach shit >race day is grey and overcast af
Ian Mitchell
Any worthy developments since the end of the race Sunday?
Jacob Evans
>"I'm so glad we're far away from the torrential downpour that was Hong Kong" LMAO that didn't age very well since they recorded it in the last day or two
Carson Ward
ur mums tits
Xavier Torres
I said worthy developments
Hunter Young
Hamilton lost a tiny piece of floor in the race. The British motorsport media has run multiple stories every day using it to excuse Hamilton's shit performance in Melbourne.
Turns out Vettel damaged his turbo during the race and was down a fuckload of power. The British motorsport media hasn't run any stories about it...
Bottas is a BAMF now, apparently.
James Campbell
>Vettel damaged his turbo That explain why they were "so slow"
>Bottas is a BAMF now So I've gathered just from the team radio stuff. I also heard he flipped off a camera?
Literally the entire length of the track, except for one section of about 50m of armco is wrapped in plastic that won't be reused, and they go on about how they're environmentally friendly... 2.236km track length, on both sides, so 5km of plastic.
Nigga, just use (water-based because obvs kek) paint.
Anthony Richardson
If he's still in the championship fight come COTA I'm gonna print this out and try to get him to sign it.
Jaxon Nguyen
>old version
At least I was only a minute late, not an entire season :^)
Random F1 ad on Fox Sports Asia >"YEAH YEEAAHH YEEEAAAHHH zoom zoom zoom baaaaaaby"
tfw I'm going to have to listen to this kanker all fucking year Liberty Media was a mistake
Justin Nguyen
>not watching illegal streams and booting them 10 minutes before the race so you only catch gridwalk and epic music&action zone combo just get better at following f1
Brandon Torres
Bottas is the only driver who win races this year screencap
