/afl/ Friday Night

>Thread dies between games
Dead game
Dead board

A few weeks back I bought a Nespresso machine and let me tell you guys, I have not looked back.

michael jackson is innocent tbqh. also, i'm not sure who will win tonight

If I was in Rance's position I'd be pretty happy as well.

>Be a shit defender who can't play 1v1
>Need to resort to diving and being a general cheat
>Media buddies hype you up to be the greatest defender of all time
>Narrative starts getting blown apart when Carlton spud has kicked 3 goals on you in barely a half
>Getting exposed. No where to hide now. 2019 is the year it all comes crashing down
Now he's going to be a "legend" who was "cut down in his prime". "One of the best defenders you'll ever see" who wasn't able to perform up to his standard "because of injuries".

He's now unexposable and the media will do the rest in writing his legacy as one of the greats of the game.

>found out the other day I have mild astigmatism and have had shit vision my entire life without knowing about it

last night while watching the game I noticed so much stuff that I usually wouldn't see and it felt like everything was in 3d. shit's fucked. thanks mum and dad for never getting my eyes tested

theage.com.au/sport/afl/no-longer-if-but-when-push-grows-for-a-tasmanian-afl-team-20190322-p516mb.html

anyone here from tassie? is afl even big there and if it is, suns should go there for sure

>thanks mum and dad for never getting my eyes tested
Don't children normally only get their eyes tested if they complain about having trouble seeing things (like the black board)?

This is on you.

merge the suns with >norf and send them to tassie imo

unban aussie flags NOW make /afl/ thrive again

HEAVE HO UNNA

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lol

AFL won't give up the Gold Coast market, even if they lose loads of money.

>Norf
Hawthorn are the official Tasmanian team currently. It's more likely they'll move down there.

Based Fred

Based Romanian lolposter

Basedbane tbqh lads.

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they should qld don't need two teams, if they want qld to have more teams they need to make a nz team and that would be a 30 year project atleast, wa should have 4 teams atleast if they want to expand

hawks are like the 2nd biggest club after eagles right, so why the fuck would they go to tassie

Fuck optus

based

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>fresh meat in the armour

what do the gays always have to shove it in your face?

Good post, upgrading to Aussie Broadband next week

Tipping Gaz will remind everyone why he is the greatest footballer of the modern era.

reminder

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What do you do with Jesse Hogan if you're phreo?

Tell him to grow some balls.

give him a kick up the bum desu

>is afl even big there
lol
hawthorn and norf are
state of you cazzies

getting a lot of (You)s off my straffo repost

What's for dinner lads?

Truth bomb me on Geelong. How are they going to go this year?
All I know is that they kept that Kelly guy that the Iggles were desperate to get.

Everyone is writing them off but I think they'll still make the 8, there's too much talent there. Hoping that Kelly takes it easy this year though and then they refuse to play him so he is right for next year.

who /dabloos/ here?

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They'll make the 8, but that's about it

so nah its not?

K A T S U

youtube.com/watch?v=lZcoK1EDHCs

Give them a god damn team

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I think few would tip them outside the 8 but even fewer would pick them for the top 4 or genuine flag contenders

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_rules_football_in_Tasmania

Literally a nothing faggot promoting sport with complete nobodies and bugmen fanatics ( take a look at damian barrett) dead and fake "sport"

assalam alaiyakum, brother

>You can smell it
>And shortly you'll be able to see it
Collingwood fans confirmed for STINKING.

Fuck off muslim cunt

yikes bit harsh mate

what is all this reaction gif meme bullshit doing in my coverage

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>Ablett in the forward line
It's time.

Gary ablett jr is one of the great people of the world. Truly one of the best humans to grace a sporting field

why is the afl website so shit and slow

probably run by pajeets

laptop keeps shutting down randomly and im getting worried bros

thought this kicked off at 7:40
couldve edged a bit longer fucking hell

overheating

best website for minute by minute text coverage?

i thought so too but it was quite cool when it happened

ASIO has ya for being on a terrorism site

>turn 25
>fapping now gives me a bad back and a headache

what the fuck do i do now

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i dunno then, sorry m8

Become who you are

.
gym

dont be who you are

Do they really write a script?

Become an advocate for white collective interests

Eat more, become larger than you were

based based fred poster

Reality check confirmed for being right all along

ayy

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Where is BASED Reality God these days?

Living a based daddy/daughter sex life

>still booing selwood
based

he's in alice springs managing native fauna

can you remove ads on kayo. they're fucking dire

don't like how they keep saying 666

GAJ

>pooingwood

don't waste the next 5 years because like all the fucking boomers tell me "if flies by"

>t. today is my 30th birthday

same desu

Actually based

>missing chanceswood

that wog got the Optus dick, thankfully.

>satanism
>pedophilia
>child sacrifice (taylor walker)
Is there any doubt about the evil of afl now?

happy birthday m8

it*
see i'm already going senile

can't imagine an old man named jamie

You just blew my mind

hbd m8

There's gonna be 80 year olds named Jayden one day.

Have the ISPs allowed 4channel back yet?

they never touched 4channel, only Yea Forums

need a place to live lads

Yes

No they never will

I'd be scared if I was a commentator because I would probably accidentally say the N word one day.

yikes

Find your local cricket club and set up a bum corner behind the nets

No, this is the new norm.

This, except you're completely wrong.

i don't see anyone named jayden making to 50 tbqh

I haven’t had any issues with 4channel tttt

>block facebook
>block twitter
>block any non-gov owned site capable of hosting a/v material
>bring back Yea Forums text boards
Simple as

thanks lads

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they crucified Rex Hunt for less

Geelong are FINISHED

>Parfitt with some prime Duckwood action
so it begins

>tfw no BT with his par-FITT autism

>Against last year's premiers (-30 seconds)
>Absolutely dominating the game
Sure seem finished.

B S A

nice to see you again this year Mrs. Selwood

>Absolutely dominating the game
lol

G A J
O
A
T

What a shitshow, these teams made finals last year? Last three seasons have been a total write-off.

The scoreboard is not always indicative of how the game is being played.

BIG STRONG HANDSOME AMERICAN

GAZZA

DAILY REMINDER THAT GAJ IS POSSIBLY THE GREATEST TO HAVE EVER PLAYED THE GAME AND WAS GENUINELY ROBBED OF AT LEAST 2 BROWNLOWS

lol

Geelong are FINISHED

reminder gaz is a moneygrubbing shitcunt and is ABSOLUTELY going to rot in hell for his satanic beliefs

Darcy Moore looks like Moana Hope

Any team is """FINISHED""" when the umpires decide they want to get in on the action. Two quick, direct goals thanks to them.

>dzhilong

not his fault, Gablett Snr. got in his ear and convinced him to go to GC for the cash. A devil on the shoulder if you will.

Free kick - Cox

>collingwood get 2 goals from center clearances
>umpire "accidentally" bounces it straight to the geelong ruck
hmmm

He's a good Christian lad though.

Hey what were some of the comments on this pic?

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I want to have sex with her

PUFFY

Gaz is Christian though, he's graced and breadpilled

>Elliott applying great pressure from behind
he's heard that before kek

nah senior is a saint but junior corrupted him with all the Christian shit

"Almost can see a ham sandwich ;)"

hillsong is a satanic congregation

So the lads always wear those tights/bike shorts/whatever you want to call them underneath their shorts.

Why don't the ladies?

bagina :DDD

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Nearly strained my hammy just looking at this lol

>muh umps
>meanwhile howe was LITERALLY robbed of mark of the year once again

Is there any reason to follow through this much?

Senior raised GAJ as a Christian though

unirocally this, they preach a false gospel

What's Trivago girl looking like this season?

*be's all australian full back*

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Was he the one in front of Geelong's goal? He'd released the ball just as he started to go down. When he hit the ground the ball subsequently shot out.

It looked like a mark due to the ball staying inside his arms (but not being held) but it was actually a really good call.

she became self-aware and is now annoying and trying too hard.

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Why are they always cis girls?

Transphobia

>senior is a saint
I hope he read that OD'ing teen her last rites then lul

Really disliking the rule change allowing them to run straight out of the goal square. Really liked the little kick.

elite truthie

>MAYNE

...

>Stanley
>Clangerfield
Any chance of letting a good kicker have a shot?

>GAYngerPEEld

he was completely in the right there

over from /rug/
when does brisBASED play

The Sheed pocket.

reply to this post if you remember 2012 /afl/

I remember convict and zerogoose and gary someone.

Yes led

>forming friendships

>The Sneed pocket

Formerly Bucks.

>23 vs 16
Was last night's game more exciting?

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night grand final would be kino tbqdesu

>bitchmond vs carltank
What the fuck do you think?

What did Richo say about America?

42 point opening quarter. This game only just reached that and it's almost half time.

this is at least competitive, Richmond were up 24-0 at one stage IIRC before a classic Carltank "give those malaka's hope" fight back then fade out

Yang 2020

yeah didn’t get that
something about poaching players?

2012 olympics freshcunt here

>scoring = excitement
fuck up gil

mfwdiwdph

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>played afl for three years
>can barely stand watching it

That Geelong player just took off his black armband. Anyone know the terrorism hotline number?

Tim Kelly is literally and unironically a better midfielder than Dangerfield

What?

Report Brodie Grundy as well

Yes, yes he is. That'll be two first round compensation picks when he's traded at season's end.

Has anyone ever got depression on the ground and had to come off because it hurt too much?

>taking this long for a clear touched behind

took over 300 kills to go from bronze to iron defender but addy to rune was 1 kill. go figure

>have you lost comms with us
BASED umpie

I've been seething so hard this week over the censorship stuff that I got a migraine

dont forget to kindle your estus at the bonfire

>Elbow to the head
>Left the ground
>Elbowee off the ground with concussion
How many months?

>this game
Is this St Kilda vs Gold Coast?

I think they genuinely couldnt tell from the first angle which was the clearest.

and milky

I remember that port fan

>forming friendships

Here come the dumb fucking arguments about goal kicking again

>this game
>these skills
>one of these teams played in the gf last season

was this a bad game to start watching afl?

Last year's Collingwood - Geelong game was an absolute snoozefest too. Something about this matchup.

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>grundy

yes

This is a good preview of what it'd be like desu.

have modern social mores simply given up the pretense of protecting the ears of innocent children from profanity? First player to drop 'nigger' on the mic?

WOW THANKS BASED GIL FOR IMPLEMENTING THESE RULES THAT WILL MAKE THE GAME HIGH SFORING :DDDDDD

based qt off to the left of the halftime show

You'd quicker hear "God damn it" or "Jesus...". Blasphemy is socially acceptable in this degenerate and Godless society; there is not even a stigma or taboo against it.

fuck I hate the /pol/ Christian larp

>This match

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Could someone give me a quick rundown on the huge spergout about what seemed to be a random and fairly innocuous photo of that aflw bitch, to the extent that journalists actually asked the fucking PM about it?

That's a shame, because God loves you

>2011

I've got cumrags older than this girl

Are media is completely controlled possibly more than any other nation on earth, as there are only centralised news outlets, so everyone peddles the same message in order to beat the other, leading to complete saturation of one minor story.

ded thread

>phillips
this game is garbage, afl needs to be cancelled so all our athletes focus on soccer

ded sport

>gaj
oh no no no

so is Yea Forums still banned, can't be bothered checking

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bans about as effective as the gov’s ban on piracy sites

Based GAJ

cash grablett

Eddie is a cuck.

why are they taking advantage of kid cancer patients for bank ads

He gave up money to play for Geelong.
I'm sure you'll become a destination club someday so ease up on the jealousy, okay, pal?

this

*passes to the other team*

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>dzhilong

collingwood fans absolutely SEETHING

and if plugger did, then so should every other cunt.

>implying suns supporters actually exist

lmaoing @ this "team"

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>(you)

t. toothless bogan

why are they booing hawkins?

DE GOATY

Because he was having a set shot

He's at 499 goals. They don't want #500 to be in the record books against them.

>peelong in charge of set shots

It's only been Clangerfield and Hawkins. Neither of them can kick straight.

activate it

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they’re focusing on him though, not every cat on set shots gets booed

THX U BASTE GIL :DDDD LUV DEEZ NEW RULES

haven’t missed seeing all these literal subhuman pies fans

D A N G E R G O A T

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Dangercashgrab

COME ON COLLINGWOOD

SCORE SOME FACKING GOALS

Jamie Elliott how good

>watching afl
>it ain't me starts playing

Some of those lasses are kinda qtie.
3 WOULD BANG.

fair tbqh

>watching afl
>it ain't me starts playing

>Took a pay cut to return to his childhood team
Yeah, he sure is about cash grabs.

>dangerfield is but not gaj

All Collingwood supporters are cockheads

>cockheads
are you 12? who even says that?

business idea: geelong cashgrabs

based fucking straffjesus

Yeah, mate. They're methheads now.

Seething cats fan

5 years later and STILL seething.
Surely something new has happened to Adelaide since then?

I'm older than you freshie

>think gaj is a moneywhore
>cats fan
are you retarded

ahh yes, the eternal chokeningwood

real geelong fans are still bitter he left

Probably cost Geelong the 2012 flag.
Then again so did Chapman for headbutting a cunt.
Then again again so did Varcoe for shanking that fucking shot at goal from 30 metres out.

>De Goey
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>collingwood
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

kek

KEK

K E K

fucking hell

cockhead is boomer language

M E M E S

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>shitcavs

>Scores level
>Playing keepies off in your backline
WHAT COULD GO WRONG?!

Hahahahahahhh

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pies by 2 (points)

>pooingwood

>666 works

>mfw magpiss

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not a fan of the terminology tbqh

Geelong by two (goals)

>megpis

Unholy.

Why shouldn't a team be allowed to defend after a goal?

DANGERCHAD

went from looking like a reasonably fit looking 40 something to looking like an alcoholic factory worker in 6 months. Complete JUSTing.

>>∞
>All the people making fun of Dangerfield
Just sealed the game, lads.

>howe
He is fucking garbage at everything but LE EBIN SCREAMERS

good game in the end

>relying on americans

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>collingwood

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>chokingwood

it's the terrible goatee

Gigachad AFL already with the more exciting season than beta virgin NRL

I feel like Geelong are often overlooked for having the worst song.

>ANOTHER scrappy Pies vs Cats
>That specsavers sponsored 2nd quarter
Pies deserved to lose, but Cats didn't do anything impressive either.

missed footy and i missed you guys

yeah, just saw another angle and he's still got the alpha chin, but the beard looks like one a chinlet with something to hide would have

i'd almost guarantee, if he could do it again he'd stay at adelaide

>Collingwood
>The Premiership drought continues

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>We're the Eagles, the West Coast Eagles, and we're here to show you why.
What does this even mean?

I want his boipussy

>We are Geelong, the greatest team of all
It's a good start but all downhill from there

it's always Fremantle's

Absolutely SEETHING that your club doesn't have a home ground to reference in their song.
DOWN AT KARDINIA PARK!

Poort's is pretty bad too

why havent they changed it to
DOWN AT GOOMBA STADIUM

that's GMHBA Stadium to you goy

*GMHBA Stadium

Goomba / GMHBA Stadium is built on Kardinia Park.

disagree, port's alright got a definite start, middle and end. Good staccato bridge, lots to like.

Pretty elite effort tonight lads with Yea Forums literally being banned in Australia, hats off to us.

>staccato bridge
nerd

there were 58 people last night, carlton confirmed best team

Thread will die overnight. /nrl/ will preserve.
We've lost 2019 already.

shant be watching "Up The Guts"

woah never knew that

41 posters

Comfy

Fuck ISP's, women and minorities

oh no no no

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>preserve
>brainlet /nrl/ trying to use verbs as adjectives

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the staccato bridge does not work within the context of the wider song, it completely interrupts the flow and sounds like it was written by a 7 year old

those ads are so tacky

he probably meant persevere lmao
/afl/ on superior IQ watch

think we can all agree the giants have the worst song
except for the suns maybe, wouldn’t know as I’ve never seen them win a match lol

I still remember watching the 2010 drawn GF on my computer and posting on Yea Forums because my parents had friends over for the game and they were talking absolute shit and I couldn't concentrate on the match.

The giants song sounds like Russian propaganda music and that amuses me.

Giant's song is pretty good when you think of it with the Borat dance.
youtube.com/watch?v=QQjSP0eKytw

based dns evading general

giants song is absolute footy kino you fucking retard

>There will be no finessin' and no muckin' around, as Lawrence Mooney, Deano and special guest Jonathan Brown go straight Up The Guts, live and loose!
that'll be a yikes from me

/cric/ btfo

it's a 30 second song, what's there to interrupt? Utter pedantry, and a clearly overtly romantic view of composition

Is Rhys Stanley the best ruck in the game? Made Grundy his bitch.

Actually like Lawrence Mooney, miss Dirty Laundry

Who the fuck is "Deano"?

what's there to interrupt is the flow of a 30 second song, friend. don't tell me you're a postmodernist, user.

Dean fucking Jones. Get out of here, kiddo.

>ronnie burns
now that is a name i have not heard in a very long time... a long time.

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That is a grim tweet/like ratio.

Who was that absolute qtie standing in front of Ablett?

Hawkins is a cockhead

seething

this song is so inappropriate for that montage
>let's play a song about woman in an abusive relationship who won't leave because she thinks she can't find anyone better, yeah!

>states a fact
>y-yuh SEETHING
ok m8

surprised he has a missus and now a kid thought he was legit a fag

t. Cockhead

t. seething pies cockhead

they all need a beard to get by.

One look at his missus makes you think she's just a beard.

hive cockheads

>phoneposting
and samefagging

yikes

freshie cockheads

I'm on iinet and it's fine. They caved to pirate shite but not this apparently

pls, the AABA format is a lynch pin of Western music. And I'd challenge you to find a composer that hasn't used it. And you attempt to smear me with that 20th century brush.

>"partner"
>not missus
way to fall for the poofter propaganda, bt

i'm not disputing that, i'm disputing the quality of the bridge

Can you go on the chan/yellow boards? Some of the ISPs only banned either/or of chan/channel.

didn't bt call him a poofter and he had to speleologist for it?

*apologise

idk what happened there

he said someone looks like a poof or something, lel

>speleologist
probably had to consult one to figure out how cavernous that poof's clacker was

now why would I ever do that?

lol

>Doesn't go to /h/ or /d/
Fag.

>Taylor used the term "poofter" when commenting on the way Geelong's Harry Taylor was celebrating his 150th match, which involved the player giving a royal wave to the crowd as he was chaired off the ground after the match.
>"I don't know whether you guys down there can hear me or not. I am up here getting ready for the game and I've just seen that crap from Harry - he's a big poofter, I mean give them this one Harry," he said as he made a rude gesture during Channel Seven's Saturday Night Footy panel show.
>"You can't be doing the old royal wave. Next thing you'll have your mum and dad out there."
lol

more like Nathan Cuckley

wahh daddy why cant u win us a premiers hip ):::::

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imagine buying your son a cricket jersey with the number of his favorite player I the back and said player is fucking your wife. Such is the life of Nathan Cucklet

personally would love a weebm of that time when the Collingwood forwards shat themselves by mistaking the game for a handball drill. 3rd quarter I reckon. It was literally the fulcrum of their loss.

Prefer one of De Goey handballing backwards instead of just strolling into an open goal in the last quarter.

might be what I'm thinking of. Classic panic play

good evening /afl/

its good to be back :)

last for iggs

>last

Dabs

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