OFFICIAL CHASEB OWL THREAD

what about the one where the fatty ate in his car for 10 minuets

That one was very anti climatic.

I was really hoping he was lighting himself on fire. But no he was stuffing his face

Anyone here?

No

Just you

k

fucking hilarious how all these "commentators" are experts on the highway chase sport

how the hell are you posting. I thought you're country was banned

And they are giving out the cops plans

*your*

>hope it ends peacefully
What a lair

did you wear a hijab writing this?

so if the driver is armed depends on if the guy is a negroid or not?
id imagine if the guy is white the thing on his hand that looks like a gun is just a cellphone as the color commentary lady said

Why doesn't the chopper just blind him?
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they have a hostage in the back seat

is chaseb owl a sport?

tell her to cover her eyes lmao

Mike Joy here alongside Darrell Waltrip and four time Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series champion, Jeff Gordon.

Tonight, sixty one miles on the Los Angeles freeway for the March 22nd, 2019 Southern California Chasebowl presented by CreditOne Bank. Gentlemen, this is an invitational event for precisely one driver, how does this differ from what our NASCAR on Fox viewers might be witnessing this sunday at Martinsville?

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PARALYZED GANG MEMBER

We have a gang member

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DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTA

only some private isps have blocked Yea Forums
4channel is fine

GANG MEMBER

Let's go to the phones. Tony in Staten Island, what do you think they should do in this chase?

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Who are we rooting for, /mlb/?

we have possible kino

ok good. It would suck to see an entire country lambasted for one persons idiocy

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Uhhh Yeah I think the cops should um get one of those semi trucks to push this guy off a highway and sandwich him against the barrier. Thanks for taking my call

EYYO MIKEY FIRST TIME LISTENER LAST TIME CALLER ANYWAY IM THINKIN THE COPS NEED TO BENCH ELI ALREADY SHIT'S GONE ON LONG ENOUGH DONTCHA THINK?

long time callah first time listener mike.

if these mooks want to actually fool the coppas they need to do a smokescreen

>perps using their signals

based

Well Mike it's all about the storylines. We have multiple passengers inside the vehicles, so while the driver has his own goal in mind, the other contestants can play either side of the ball. They can help the driver. They can try to impede the driver. Or they can do what we like to call "co-opetition." The addition of a second and third contestant inside the vehicle is something the sanctioning bodydecided was needed for this season, and personally, well you can just look at the Twitterverse, heheh, it seems we're heading in the right direction.

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i'll take my ansah off the air

Is he stopping?

>puts his blinker on
absolute madlad

>the facebook comments literally keep mentioning crips, and she legitimately thinks it's a paralyzed person.

This guy is fucked. Too trigger happy with so many cop cars. The only saving grace is that he has a hostage so they won't put 9 bullets in him.

OH SHIT

SOMEONES IN THE VEHICLE FIGHTING! iTS BAUIE!!!!!!!!11

HERE WE GO

them jukes

OH BOY HERE WE GO

yeah imho /pol/ should go down for a bit, apparently a 14 year old made another threat to shoot up a mosque there just a day ago. really grim stuff
it's not the government doing it either, private telecos are deciding to ban it but they aren't consistent with each other

It's Jerry from Queens. This driver ain't got class like Piazza. I'll stay on the line.

HE TURNT UP

SHOOT HIM

KINO

>Wake up
>A chaseb owl is on
Based USA criminals

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this

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WHY DID THE DRIVER GIVE UP

someone tell the broad to shut the hell up

light em up!!!

PUSSY CHASE

0/10 WOULDN'T WATCH AGAIN

THEY GAVE UP

Why do I fall for this shit every single god damn time

Fuck you Yea Forums

it's never going to happen

Getting tired of these s o i chases ending in nothing lads

There was the one three weeks ago where the guy crashed into 3 cars and nearly flipped
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And don't forget package guy 2 weeks ago. That was elite

Passenger might pull out the choppa

needs to be a motorbike

There was a good one a year back where dude switched cars or I think didn't switch cars but had them thinking he did so they were pursuing the wrong vehicle Kek

that's a long way

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>he's making pretty good time

Is he french ?

Why not just walk to the criminal?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Is he french ?
Nah. Highway patrol doesn't chase you for taking a bribe.

for you

They can't see what they have or what they're doing from the shoulders down

>californians pay the highest tax in the country for this

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Somebody's doing something, boys!

gamers rise up

They can just ask them to drop on the ground with their hands in the head.
It's what the cops do here usually.

>ask them
>ask
You dumbass europeans don't know how to demand something, no wonder you got took over by the Russians

This dumb bitch still think this person is paralyzed

what has been your favorite chasebowl thread?
for me, its archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/26247637/

>paralyzed with fear

>closing the traffic at Lake Forest on the 405
fuck that sucks, thanks for doing it at midnight and not 5am

Haha One last cigarette before jail

>flag

Uhmm ok...

YO is he smoking? jajajajaja

sickassfu

just the rich people lmao

FUCK LAND OWNERS

Is that the one that ended with the guy in the Raiders jersey that shot himself and shephard smith yelled GET OFF IT??

>out standing - I mean out physically standing
state of amerilard english

HEY!!!!

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What a twist

FUCK

these news niggers are so retarded lmao

Gun on the ground in front of the passenger door?

WHERE'S MY SHOOTOUT

>KCAL
amateurs, where's KTLA when we need them

implying california is applicable to the rest of the country

>getting kidnapped by someone who can't walk
literally how
just don't get in the car lmao
just use their legs

I'm talking about the commentators my illiterate friend

If we get shit for Rio de Janeiro retardation, American can also get shit for California retardation.

DRAGGED HIM OUT

THE PASSENGER WAS DISABLED, WHAT A TWIST

0/10

LMAO KEK OH NO

just give my nigga break. give him a pass

>i'm talking about the [californian] commentators
Hmmm...

got napped by a cripple
lmao

>so she seems to be walking
>yep, she was paralyzed with fear
i cracked up for some reason

>cusb

wasn't this the girlfriend's car that was stolen by the driver with the girl already inside?
doubt he brought along his crippled buddy to help him out, surely the cripple was already in there with the girlfriend and is a victim as well

well it's a warmish night and a full moon in LA, there will be another chase tonight

go find me some links

That woman was really getting on my nerves. A new level of clueless.

>getting kindapped by a cripple

The absolute state of Americans

>they thought it was a crip gangmember
>it was actually a legit cripple
>the absolutely idiotic woman was right all along

is Yea Forums ever right?

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cripples aren't victims you ableist shitlord

You get shit for ABG retardation

Good night boys! Hoping for another good chase this weekend!

nothing can top the tank chase like 20 years ago. it was like watching jordan play in his prime

good god im going to remember this one as "the one where the hostage was taken by a disabled wheelchair criminal"

>cusb

How the fuck do you get kidnapped by a cripple. Like nigga, just push the wheelchair over

ABG?

of course he was disabled, he's american

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>scuba

Killdozer you mean?

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>gusb

/mlb/'s huehuehueeaboo, Asian Baseball Guy

no it was something out of GTA. tank hijacked from a military base and driving down san diego freeway

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I don't watch luckswing sorry.

Oh, found it.

youtube.com/watch?v=6TIun536HFo

certain races don't have a penchant for forethought.

you obviously drive into a crowded parking lot and swap out with a getaway motorcycle