ITT: soccer kino

this must be the only time this has happened.

shit thats a lot of blonde hair. she'd make strong viking sons!

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Look at those hairy as fuck arms, jesus
Is this a cute blonde man?

>ywn push your own teammates out of the way in an attempt to score

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sneed

english gk are a meme

those are great, more please

>shit, I'm on camera
>better pretend I didn't notice it and do random movements
Based aspie.

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>the bournemouth players get a load of this guy face

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same keeper

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Fat keepers are kino af

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Thaat fucking whiff after letting the ball bounce 3 times

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she's taking lessons with cristiANO

channeling goldberg

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how is this shit on TV, like wtf

How the fuck was that offside

How the fuck are you supposed to figure that out without var?

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I miss all the blacked posts from this summer every time a black nation wins something

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los sinsons

reminder that this year is the World Championship in Women's football again.

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How did we get to the point where half the fucking population is a running joke? Like women just come off as imbecilic delusional clowns these days, in sports most of all. It didn't use to be like this.

Hi incel. Have sex please.

Yes it did. That's why they weren't allowed out of the home. The only reason you can tell they're a running joke is because suddenly you have to see them doing actual man things and they simply aren't capable.

please tell me SOMEONE stopped play

>me ? i prefer woman football it's more technique and faster too

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this shit is why i always tune into the womens world cup and FA cup. It's usually boring as fuck but you get the occasional belter of fuck-ups.

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They did not. Even the female commentators didn't realise it was a handball until replays were shown.

in ligue 2 they dont have VAR perhaps it's the same for women

hahaha of course they didn't. they even tried to cover it up after

>FIFA initially failed to mention the incident on their online report of the game, but came under pressure to do so, eventually inserting a paragraph describing it as 'a bizarre moment'. An official from the governing body then apologised after the match.

can't be allowing those women's piss poor performances to be used as evidence of their piss poor performance can we

You really shouldn't need VAR to catch a player literally holding a ball in their hands for multiple seconds.

>VAR being a solution
toplel

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excusez moi????

god i wish that bottle was my dick

What dafuq is that water splash?

lmao

waterlogged pitch with shit drainage

>those hairy arms
Fucking snow monkeys

of course not. the referee was a woman as well. therefore they all kept on playing as if nothing happened.

to be fair, they are prisoners of war

kek, I remember an England women's match where they gave offside from a throw-in

>blonde """""men"""""
>strong

It works on so many levels

wtf. did they actually just play on?

is that why keepers usually have a different colored shirt than the rest of the players

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Winter edition

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Based Texas.

jajajaja el bar sinson, una vela jaja

Weren't they offside by a mile anyways?

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ffs

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This is her. Apparently it was the last minute of the game and the goalkeeper's team was already losing 4-1. She wasn't even sent off in the game. High school game.

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How the hell did he miss

women refs

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youtube.com/watch?v=M9udAirjw3U

I love how women's football is desperate for players to they end up putting completely unathletic, fat, terrible women in goal. Their lack of coordination is unreal.

leave Yea Forums and go outside sometime

i was there
BASED dean saunders

It's the same thing you used to do in school because the big lad was always a good laugh but everyone knew he simply wasn't cut out for any of the running, so he went in nets and usually joked it off with something like "cover more of the net dont I? haha"

is it her though on OP webm? seems like on OP webm her name is S. Hegerberd, not Ada!

anyway Ada looks qt
i have a feeling she is very nice to date, just hold a hand and walk or visit cafe/parents/grocery/talk/whatever

topkek! just saw the way the keeper is running

LMAO
>poonited

Absolutely, women are doing it at the semi-pro level though.

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It is Ada though. She has sometimes written 'S. Hegerberg' for 'Stolsmo Hegerberg'. Her elder sister, as far as I remember the only other Hegerberg in the team, is called Andrine so this wouldn't make any sense either.

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Hi incel, do NOT have sex, it will cloud your mind. Roasties were a fucking mistake

>wouldn't make any sense
What wouldnt? She needs something other than Hegerberg or A. Hegerberg because there's two A. Hegerbergs.

>user goes outside
>crosses a women-designed bridge
>it falls
>somehow, user survives and decides to change his life
>joins the navy
>assigned to a women-led frigate
>it sinks

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1,7,8,18

only ones I haven't seen before

the walking forehead

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Stolsmo is part of the family name. She is called Ada Stolsmo Hegerberg, her sister Andrine Stolsmo Hegerberg.

Although I see where you are going, it would make more sense to call them Ad. Hegerberg and An. Hegerberg.

we also have twins Miranchuk brothers, their names starts with the same letter, so they are enlarged to two letters

do you know female football twins?

Spear spear spear

There is no other goalkeeper mistake that can top this.

I CANNOT BELIEVE IT HASN'T BEEN POSTED THIS YET

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It's like those videos of cats getting ready to jump a bi gap and then tumbling down down the kitchen counter or whatever.

based oldfag

>the one person in the field that has to be capable of fast reactions and be aware of their surroundings
>let's put a dumb fatass there lmao
How do they expect anyone to take them seriously if they don't even try?

If FIFA did not have referees from all over the world at the WC to have an excuse for poor refereeing at manipulated games, we would not have moments like this. Thank you FIFA.

Female players start playing they are 12, by the age of 22 they have the same tactical knowledge and technique that a male 16 year old has.You can really see that when they put the fattie on goal, everyone played like that when we were 14

Where is poor refereeing here?

GK is a squirter.

It is not if you are a FIFA executive that only cares about fixing matches.

they expect to be taken seriously by virtue of existing and flapping their useless mouths on Twitter. Skill, competence and dedication to the craft are all utterly irrelevant.

I don't see the error, he wasn't supstituted yet, right?

he was waved back on when the ball was in the middle of his teams half going nowhere, it's not his or the refs fault play developed quickly to his advantage after that.

It's not even about technique or tactical knowldge, that bitch can't even move without tripping over herself

The ref shouldn't have let him in on the pitch while the ball was coming on his way of the pitch.

>(WE) women's national team are demanding equal pay as men

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Yeah because Zabaleta didn't fail to cross the ball against Chelsea, or because Cristiano Ronaldo didn't miss the ball in slow-mo, or Terry slipped before taking the penalty in the UCL final, or Gerrard didn't slip costing a Title.

And those are top players, not sunday fat goalies.

Women's football is trash, but using lowlights as a reasoning is stupid

>let him in on the pitch
He was already on the pitch

>notoffsides.webm

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watch the webm again. he's already been waved on when the webm starts and the ball is in the middle of his half and heading further towards his goal.

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>GAAADOOOSH

Why are women such a meme?

shut up tranny. no one care about your mental disease.

The rate of fucking up is far, far, FAR lower in men's football on any level. In fact, the comparison between rates of fuck ups to justify equal pay between men and women in football is completely fucking stupid.

300 iq moment

that offsides call triggers me every time I see the webm

me at :13

Hmmmm

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>womens football
>world cup winners
>lose to under 16 boys

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there's no way he wasn't paid to do that.

It's like watching retards playing

>In preparation for two upcoming friendlies against Russia, the U.S. women’s national team played the FC Dallas U-15 boys academy team on Sunday and fell 5-2, according to FC Dallas’ official website.

>Australia’s women’s football team are ranked the fifth best side in world football. So how did they lose 7-0 to a collection of 15-year-old boys?
>It is the question gripping the Matildas, who will be targeting a medal at the Rio Olympics in August, after they were embarrassed by the Newcastle Jets under-16s side on Wednesday.

>Sweden's women's national football team suffered a crushing defeat during a friendly in Stockholm on Tuesday, with the country's top female players finding themselves shutout by an undermanned local boys team.
>The new national team coach Pia Sundhage, who returned home last year after taking charge of the US team for several years, decided to let her players tackle the male youth team for Stockholm football club AIK.
>Within 30 minutes, the boys had plucked one goal from the women, despite Sundhage asking the AIK under-17 team to take out one of its defenders and play with only 10 players on the field, reports the tabloid Aftonbladet.

>MANCHESTER UNITED women crashed 9-0 to Salford's Academy boys in an unusual pre-season game - sparking a far from friendly response off the pitch.

plenty of sorts in there

The most flabbergasting thing about this is how she nonchalantly starts running away immediately after the ball leaves the pitch. No facepalm, no frustrated shout, no hand gesture to apologize to her teammates. What the fuck? She's like a robot. A retarded robot.

Is there any webms from any teenage male teams vs women's teams?

based grandpa

Why do they move and run like they have downs?

See user, football is fundamentally sexist so we must change it so it's fair for women!

What the fuck are those last three of the middle row lmao

He was off the pitch for an injury, I believe. The referee waved him back on and allowed him to slip in behind the defence that weren't expecting him to be there since he literally came from off the pitch. It was retarded as fuck.

They dont think it be like it be but it do.

Hearty kek. Thanks user.

yuro men throw like the weaker sex

bottom right with the ginger muff is mine, don't be dicks

Yes it's high because of transphobic piece of shits like you

>This is an International game between two nations

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is this legal?

was it rape?

this never fails to make me laugh

all 3 of the keepers look retarded lmao

Thats based as fuck. Fucking trannies offing themselves is good, so we don't have to do it

kek

I would watch this anytime

This deserves more attention

phwoar

>not even offside

fucking hell my sides

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rofl he didnt even get close

Who is the player?

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And I wish you'd actually break that block of text into paragraphs with well punctuated text in them.

el clasico de la balija!

Better than putting the fatasses outfield where they're expected to run.
But yes, if this is anything above Sunday League standard then it's a travesty.

What went horribly wrong in the Bong gene pool Jesus

>Yes it's high because of transphobic piece of shits like you
kys discord tranny

Discord sucks

probably. as long as he isn't throwing the ball with intention to hurt the guy.

fuck me lads what a corker

i thought Edge retired

the real crime here is the state of that offside trap

there's no way to tell it was a handball without VAR

what strikes me, is that she is so good looking with no make up, but make up make her looks worse
noticed that a lot with euro women, unlike asian/latino/middle eastern/armenian/hollywoodish

she wasnt pretty on golden ball ceremony, but on normal pcis she is datable

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A moment like this happened in the England v Czech Republic game last night.

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>mouyes vs prisoners of war

Reminds me of

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is it really fair to have a team couched by Mourinho against literal prisoners

m8 the fat, unathletic one always goes in goal, in men's and women's footy.

Don't you remember pastygate?

I still don't get what struck the ball, his shin and left foot wasn't close to it

very tip of his toe got it I think. A 100% Hammers technique

Out of all the blunders in this thread, this one got me the most fucking hell

>these are 10s in Wales

no.
unsportmanlike conduct.

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Funniest webm i've ever seen

>imbecilic delusional clowns

Sounds more like Trumptards than women to me incel.

Any keeper in that situation deserves to suffer

>If a player, while correctly taking a throw-in, intentionally throws the ball at an opponent in order to play the ball again but neither in a careless nor a reckless manner nor using excessive force, the referee allows play to continue.

yeah it's perfectly fine you tool

this is so sad ;_;

Moleman should have won desu. Much better than Barney's. Homer was right

literally me irl

luckily this was a friendly and not totally embarrassing like our first two mlels seasons

They used to stay in the fucking house and take care of it and their families.Something they're actually well suited to.
Now they think they're men and embarrass themselves constantly trying to emulate us

Joe Bennett

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Beautfiful.

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when the ogre was too stupid to fucking drink what must've gone through the qts head?

top right and top left look decent

Özil would be such a great player if he wasn't a down syndrome mental midget.

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>Digne once played in the same team as Messi, Suarez and Busquets

Someone please post the ManU/Pogba collection

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The way football should be played

>more violent means better

Violence is entertaining

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More violence and less diving.
I don't see the problem.

name of qt

A couple of top notch slags there desu

how about less diving and less violence

Injuries are a thing

He wasn't good enough for Barca and now he's one of the best LBs in the "E"PLel

Injuries are entertaining

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Hey Aaland.

Future Mrs Pickford

Refs are also women

more broken knees, more people like maradona with taurine

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She wasn't offside at all

>be arsenal
>walk it in

Webm Rushmore candidate

Literally can't find this goal on Google. When was it?

Fell like a sack of potatoes

why are there so many fatsoes playing there? Don't they realize people watching are laughing at them?

>pooland

>LA CONCHA DE TU MADRE
Typical Messi insult.

beautiful

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what Danny DeVitto movie is this?

You spend too much here.

>implying our women are any better
at least they dont look bolivian

the absolute state of the fairer sex

>murderball, no diving or simulating just grown men having a crack and giving it their all

its sad really with what soccer has become today.

...

Younger Christiano when he was super annoying with this shit. I don't know when but he got a lot better. Probably roughly at the same time he stopped crying after failed tournaments.

it is legal but i doubt that the rules of the game allow that.

fuck i watched this like 5 times. too bad soccer is not popular here. it is fucking funny.

This is why I'll always believe females hate each other way more than males ever will desu

offside. doesn't count, lol

Is this what happens when female athletes take steroids?

I bet plenty do now that I think about it and not enough people give a fuck about women's sports for there to be regular testing desu

The time that Bong goalie let that backpass turn into an own goal against you guys was worse, if you remember that game

too soon

fucking beautiful. looks scripted hahah

This actually makes me think Colgate has a decent argument over Argentina as a divegrass country. Both of Argentina's WC wins came with refball

oh they definitely do

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>the bottle landed on messi's head
>suarez decided to fall down after some hesitation

why are they playing in underwear

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PEPEE

mfw brexit

cause thats the only use for women?

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This lad is shit.

Lazy fat amerimutts too lazy to move with the play/ball and think that it's okay to stand in one spot as a linesman

The root cause of all this is that women associate minor disagreements with fundamental incompatibility. You can't just casually disagree with a woman without her thinking it's a personal attack, and therefore you become hated just for being honest and earnest, whereas guys can get along even if they openly disagree on most topics.

Zoomers aren't all that different from women in that regard desu

me in high school

>h-he only did that at M-Man U, I s-swear!

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that was an own goal

Not even kidding but we used to do that in school and it is legal.

Which club has the best women's team right now? They can't all be bad

Lyon, Wolfsburg, Frankfurt and PSG.

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Were Bromsgrove the ones who scored?

This game and stadium look so fucking comfy. I wished I lived in a country that wasn't soulless.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=mhtXDZYStLs

kek

>that pat in the back like yeah man you tried
kino

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What a fucking sack of shit
Really looking forward to some farmer getting tired of his bullshits tackling him with both legs at knee height

That was pitiful
Match was already over but he took all his time to make his autistic freekick ritual to make that shitty shot

I've been laughing for two minutes straight. Wow.

chile

I could already tell by the filename who it's gonna be