/hoc/

PRAISE TENGRI

youtube.com/watch?v=vwjNrxVd-1E

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was a free one they gave out a couple years ago. figures this lad goes to 2 dollar beer night as well.

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What about your childhood made you such a cunt Sam?

Hey Sam *knock knock*

we're fucked.

wrong and rent free

lmao
>teds

No one knows what your sayiiiing

>teds losing to the oilels
>teds going to miss the playoffs
top bur

Imagine thinking the jests are contenders

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jets would have beat the capitals last year

they lost to an expansion team

NNNNOOOOOOOO The coyotes are missing the PO

get on the ghan and get fucked m8

based teams play tomorrow. shit teams played today.

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Lads, what went wrong?

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>last year
holy fuck just stop

go knights
and to the north town nigger, it's okay you are >mad >at me all the time
we won

For me it's the CFL, CWHL, and Spengler

sharks are system babies.

New

you're so fucking dumb. stop

Where did it all go wrong?

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Yo wtf

Reported

I bet you went through school with people never laughing at your jokes

rent free bitch

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When Finland wasn't genocided

Meant for

Nothing worse than grease coming off a coke binge

>yotes out
>Teds out
>avs in
>habs in

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larping as a cuck was the cringiest thing I've ever seen

>cringe city
>cringe fanbase
cancel the team

I bet you didn't hold hands once in high school

Not him but I feel personally attacked by this
Delete this

i enjoy it myself

>larping

avs "fans" werent larping that was real experience.

Meant for

went to prom once in HS lads as a freshman and I went with a senior girl who wasnt that bad at all but i spilled my spaghetti towards the end of the night when she wanted to head back to her parents house to make sex

Jeez m8 even if i was a virgin till college, I at least kissed a girl in middle school

I don’t believe you

I came out of highschool with a grand total of 1 friend, let alone any girlfriends or romantic experiences

i dropped her off at her house and then i hauled ass back to my house so i could get baked as fuck, i was a total degenerate stoner also

>he didn’t practice kissing with his cousin in 4th grade

my boyfriend and i are planning to move to henderson. is it a nicer city than vegas?

Girls just want to get fucked bro there's no such thing as messing up holy shit you sunbelt retards don't know shit about coitus

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we got enough cringy larping in the last thread

/cric/s corpse on the ropes

O just cant fathom m8
You going for wizardry?

No deliberately but the older I get the more likely it looks

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were you fat or something?

that post was made by me, i was getting sick of these cricket faggots shitting up /hoc/ so i had to put them in their place

also lol >sharts
that empty netter had me dying

Hey, keep trying. Even if you don't succeed, all you lose is a bit of time.

I had a gut, nothing major, I was just massively socially autistic and still am

good work lad.
>sharts

Stay scared m8s.

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>minus canada lol
im still dying

I had to use a picture of Jose Canseco for extra meme points. Anyways, I'm just glad my kongs dabbed on the sharts tonight, hopefully my doyers have a great season and finally bring home a ring. Being an LA sports fan lately has been not so great.

HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>teds

fuck you lads

>Being an LA sports fan lately has been not so great.
Good, you deserve to suffer
Fuck you and fuck LA

LA is such a shit town 2bqhwy

Fuck off nigger. /hoc/ is a place for frens.

well i had good chuckle at it. shame you're a beaner

wow rood

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Poor cammy

N

so is auston matthews
:^)

U

LA literally doesn't count

>And we’re back with sobeys Safeway million dollar score and win. Cassie shoppers have got to love their chances this year. Oh fer sure gord. Ten 25$ gift cards with every goal. A thousand dollar gift card with every Hat trick. 100,000 for 4 goals, and if Vegas scores 5 goals in a game, then I swallow this cucumber whole to leave it all behind! Just swipe your air miles card to enter. The fruit is always so fresh. Cassie, are you shopping? I play to win gord unlike the Jets tonight. And that’s why it pays to shop with sobeys and Safeway.

>CHOKE

that sucks

have any of you fly-over state fags ever visit LA? did you like it?

>hockey is for everyone
Not everyone except LA

so am i desu

>/cric/ getting bullied again
lmao

Hockey isn't for everyone though
ESPECIALLY the absolute impoverished favela of Los Angeles

I did. I hated the city of LA. There are people from LA that I like but fuck LA in general.

>hockey isnt for everyone
Next you'll be telling me canada isnt gay

How the fuck did Winnipeg have Dorion and Stone's agent in town for like 2 weeks and not do that, like how do you see a trigger and a target like that then not pull it. For Jack Roslovic too, he has 7 goals and still doesn't know what the fuck he's doing out there. I know it woulda taken 10.8 to match 9.5 in Vegas for tax reasons but holy fuck it's Mark Stone, he's 26. Age is a stat, sentimentality is not a stat. They have him from 26-34 'cause they got all excited and paid Scheifele's productive linemate all the signing bonus money from ages 32-37.

It's fun laughing at the Leafs for losing 3 years in a row to the Bruins or at the Wild for losing to the Hawks 3 years in a row but this team would 100% lose to VGK 3 years in a row if we played them 3 years in a row, so: we're Sharks/Flames fans now if that's who they're playing. There's not a chance this roster beats that team in a 7 game series. They fucked up badly off-ice this year.

Stone's already better RW than Wheeler now, are we banking on that to improve long-term? For Laine to step up? Holy shit I would have traded any single player on the Jets roster for that guy.

that commercial always gets me because the clashing of Gord Miller's ugly mug to Cassie's sweet mom face. Love them both but it makes me laugh

Was there for 2 days for a connecting flight
Crowded, Mexicans fucking EVERYWHERE, everyone was rude as fuck, it was too hot
LA sucks shit

Just got home from the kangz game lads
>shorks
Seeing the sharks give up a empty netter on their own power play after their fans did the chomp meme was satisfying as fuck

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based

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Vegas fans are so fucking pretentious. The vast majority of the comments on r/goldenknights and r/hockey are either praising how amazing they are, complaining about how we are all salty assholes because of one long deleted troll, and spamming stupid noises in huge bold font. Doesn't take a lot of braincells to think loud noises are funny.

you're irrelevant

fuck you lad

oh no no NO
>teds

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I voted to not have them as a team in the league

This pisses me off, bc yes I'm still bitter, fuck I hate these Vegas fucktards! Seriously, they should not be beating us to EVERY puck but they ARE! And of course they get a 1st shitty goal...errrrr, just so ANNOYED! Is Helle sick or hurt, I mean he got a shutout yesterday? To tired to Google, worked all day.

I’m a Caniac and it’s Bo Time!

what the fuck were you doing on r/hockey?

This pic is a time capsule to a simpler time.

>r/hockey
that's a yikes from me

stone was going to be expensive
he wanted a team to pay him 9 million and he's not worth that for the jets

WHERE'S /hoc/?!

take me back

its crazy how the youth of canada is a different race than when i was young

practiced vocals all day
voice is shot

post the picture of all the different types of canadians all gathered around the tv in a different team jersey

Sunbelters we're coming at me faster than I could heem them so I had to heem them faster

>volcel
no such thing lad

no

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY NUMBERS SHANNON

canada will never win a wj back to back again

Giving up a player like Lemieux honestly took some toughness out of our line up.
We lack players like that in our line up right now.

Vegas is smart to have a piece of **** like Ryan Reaves on their team that goons up star players.

Jet's are playing the long game - make your opponent think they're better than they are, and then start playing for real in the playoffs.

>91615191

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making it to the cup finals and losing to tampa would be a very successful season for the jets.
everyone needs to chill. these are meaningless games right now.
When buff and morrisey are back in the lineup the jets will be significantly better.
jets are no longer a fringe playoff team battling just to make the playoffs.
the real season starts in april.

playoffs are soft now

Very good effort by the Jets tonight. One little break here and there and it would be a totally different outcome.
The D played solid in their own zone, closing down gaps quickly and punishing anyone who dared to wander in front of the net.
The forwards played hard and generated a lot of great chances by crashing the net.
Our goalies were solid and really didn’t have a chance on any of those 5 goals.
We outskated, out-hustled and out-hit Vegas.
Overall a very strong game from our guys... like we’ve seen all season.

>S-suspend Gourde he’s a thug!!!

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Grim posts above me

Given the way Vegas has dominated everyone since the TDL, you could have seen this coming from miles away. Second half of the back-to-back, too.

It doesn't even irritate me that much to have lost, seeing as we are clearly the inferior team as of today. I am just praying we don't have to face off in the postseason again. Vegas and their 60+% shot shares are going faaaaar.

well, at least mine is a Yea Forums post.

We've had chances, Vegas hasn't looked great either to be honest, but Brossoit being terrible and the Morrow gaffe sealed our fate tonight
If not for 2 soft goals and the giveaway by Morrow this is much different game.

how cringe have these posts been?

bruh did you lads see that sweet hat rack shannon bought from payless?

Lads, what’s the difference between a gimmick, shtick and bit?

when was the last time laine scored?

what's icing?

When I gun your faggot ass down in the street

the stuff that comes out of my dick onto your moms face

>Apologies on that one user making those truly awful remarks. We handled it and it is not welcome on /r/hockey whatsoever. Thank you to those who reported it, plus sent modmails.

>Edit: Huge shout outs to fellow mods /u/Pikachu1989 and /u/NWLierly who were part of the mod chatter dealing with this.

based edgy poster

How do Vegas fans feel about all their most effective players being winnipeggers?

did someone raid reddit?

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real pookcific hours

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real specific hours

think shannon might be dead lads

i can't stop farting again

>msn messenger

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I'm loving the stone age! I want to shout out to 99% of WPG bros. Toxic fans in every fan base, but that game thread was one of the ugliest I've been a part of from that 1%. Again, not a shot at WPG because the other 99% support our new, growing fan base as loud as we do. That's what the love for this game should do, want it to grow regardless where it takes place. Love you guys, let's do this again in the playoffs!

Hate when that happens desu, especially when they are smelly

probs doing damage control on fatwife after the >stors got btfo

imagine literally ever using msn messenger instead of aim

GET IN HERE

>americhase
nothing interesting ever happens

that time where that road raging vigilante got involved was pretty funny

Why the fuck is it always LA?

my nigga

based
KIDNAPPED GF AND A GUN

>Kidnap chasebowl

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>Suspect is armed with kidnapping
Well, I guess I ain't going to bed just yet, work be damned

>anchorman was doing the KANGZ commentary tonight
i haven't watched it but i imagine it was somewhere between mildly and moderately cringy

probably was the play by play guy

yeah
youtube.com/watch?v=HAC-5pr9C1Y

DO SOMETHING

SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

he's driving the car in deep

*bangs on glass*
GET IN A CRASH ALREADY

this is a pissed off shorks fan leaving the game in la

But he's driving to Anaheim?

PARALYZED GANG MEMBER BEHIND THE WHEEL WITH A FUCKING GUN. KIIIIINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

so a crip?

lmao what is this dumb bitch talking about desu

where does he even think he's going

No survivors

Get in the thread you fucking idiots.

oh no no no
>the facebook comments literally keep mentioning crips, and she legitimately thinks it's a paralyzed person.

Make me

no

I'm posting in both threads

You can't be serious

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We can see in the car now

Excuse me, but what you are referring to as Linux is actually GNU+Linux

HE'S SLOWING DOWN OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

HAPPENING

K E K. oh the level of bigotry. is she going to get fired?

>black hands

It's over lads time to go to bed

i'm sick and fucking tired of these niggers always running out of gas and giving up

Walk of shame

The other one will hop into the driver seat and speed off

Where are the other 2

plz happen

>no kidnapped gf
>no gun
never again. trump was right

so like every chase bowl

Tyrese boughta pull some dumb shit and die, I reckon

Taken against her wheel

Thicc ass

>paralyzed by fear
"so you're telling me this person who came out of the rear passenger door was a passenger of the back seat of the car?"

He is smoking

Hurry up and get him out of the fucking car, it's 20 to 4 and I have work

Just shoot this nigger dead 2bh

PLOT TWIST THERE ACTUALLY WAS A PARALYSED PERSON

you guys are still watching it, why?

A crip, a cripple, and a sheboon walk into a bar

>tfw president trump was wrong and not everything is fake news
kek, i thought these news morons were insane

what else is there to do at midnight aside from fap?

p a r a l y z e d b y f e a r

plot twist: he's actually a crip

Absolutely seething about how this dumb fucking BITCH was RIGHT ALL ALONG

>"f-from my notes there is a paralyzed person"

>In the month since Gudbranson has joined the Penguins, his on-ice shot rates are not only among the best defensemen on the team, they rank among the best defenseman in the NHL.
Yinz best apologize.

Nah Thanks for taking that fuck from >us. He was beyond useless here

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kek he was good with the canucks at first too. tons of players have that freshly traded meme magic

PK
>meme Dman

Malcom
>meme goaler

Jordan
>Bust

beating sam is cool and all, but too bad pacioretty is dead now

>jordan subban
JUST

>paciojanetty

Imagine being Jordan Subban. Seeing your older brothers play in the chel while you fizzled out of the AHL

who is jordan even playing for now?

Stanley Cup off the menu boys. Go home.

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>the little brother that had to play goalie for his brother
kinda sucks desu. wonder what he could have done as a forward

laffs farm team. he's a bust in the ahl as well

GP 41
G 3
A 11

oh no no no

>gudbransson
>good
oh no no NO. just you wait

>6'2 and 200 pounds
a decent 4th line grinder

>mad at losing trades

better than a back up goaler

>mad at thinking poobransson might be bad

plucking grey hair out me head desu

>mad at stats

luca pizza got taken from the nucks by the nights and he actually ended up having a decent season,. then this happened

in the end he was always shit

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>mad at the impending doom that is badbransson returning to the mean

>sbisa and the save on tuch killed our run
i wonder what happened with sbisa and the islels

>mad at reality
>but muh hypothetical
kek this is why 0 cups

>hypothetical
>career sample vs a sample of a few games

I for one am still not impressed by the golden jokes. In fact I am not impressed at all. I bet their coach smells bad when you stand too close to him.

The Jets were one full step behind all night and it showed. Vegas was faster and pressured the puck so much that the Jets couldn't string two good passes together. A well rested Jets team will fare much better.

last i checked he's perpetually healthy scratched

>Islanders' Luca Sbisa: Healthy scratch for past 29 games
holy yikes why not just head to yurop at this point

>brady got dabbed on by mathew.
love it

Its just disappointing. This team gets so streaky its disheartening. We have the depth and the talent, we've seen it. Even though Laine is developing other aspects, I think if he doesn't hit the numbers he used to we aren't going farther. That's not to say I want to trade him, I don't, I think he'll be an all around super star next season after but this season, growing pains maybe.

I will say I'm more confident in our D situation, when JoMo and Buffy get back, I think we'll be super solid with Morrow and etc.

But those O lines, idk. Idk what the fuck they've been doing lately. They look like complete idiots out there, there's 5 hockey IQ for the lot of them. That goes for first line too, what's going on with them? Its a pattern now, and this disaster of a game tonight really brings it all to the forefront. You could see all of the same mistakes in the Ducks game last night.

Somethings gotta change if we want to even get to the conference finals.

Let's see how we do against the Preds.

>Laine is developing other aspects
apex legends?

N

O

This post is the classic Canadian overreaction to a meaningless game after their favorite team has moderate success but doesn't actually win anything which causes the team to get dismantled and 1993 to live eternal

this is every fanbase when their team faces adversity.

Canadians have the biggest per capita overreactions

yeah, you're right

hockey is all we have

Jordan Subban sucks so probably that. PK isn't that great but he's got a good shot on the power play

I'm going to the canucks vs flames game and will be in row 2 (two)
what should I wear so /hoc/ can see me

I understand but chasing mcdavid out of restaurants and trading everyone doesn't help

nothing. larp as a normie.

oh, nah that's just bitter edmongolians

Dress up as Charlie Chaplin

wear a beaver shirt, or hat

It's finally here, boys

but im brown
don't have beaver based clothes

wear a sweden jersey

gross

Yeah when you said you were in Calgary I figured. Fuck your fucking mayor btw.

why aren't you watching sweden vs canada in curling?

Wait a minute...
Calgary Flames
Callgary Flames
Call Gary Fla Me S

Holy shit I just called Gary and the flames lose to Florida in the final

Me press s to spit

because i should be sleeping but i'm not tired
also I can't stop farting

based
cucks

binlan made a very insightful post in /cric/

>Mcdonalds ticket office

AHAHAHAHAHAH AMERICANS NEED TICKETS TO ENTER MCDONALDS

What's happening with the Sharks lately?
They seem to be playing horribly?

just lick the seat and i know it'll be you
bonus point for running up to the glass and banging on it

Just fucking around before playoffs start everyone does it it's funny

shorks shorking. they made a deal with the devil in which they'll never miss the playoffs and they'll always get star players to come to their team, but the condition is that they'll choke no matter what

so like the blues before 2010

The blues looked pretty good today I wouldn't be suprised if they beat Nashville in the first round

blues aren't chokers, they're just never good enough

Everything is fine, what are you talking about?

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yeah, sharks are chokers.

going up 3-0 and losing 3-4 level of choking

>barkov literally ashamed about scoring on the empty net and not wanting to celebrate it

he is so adorable

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they can't play outside their system. the second players or hurt or things get disrupted it's over. it's amazing they got as far as they did without karlsson. simek helped a lot by allowing burns to do what ever he wanted, but ryan just can't fill that role.

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Post yfw the teds miss the loffs, furthering the streak of only team to NOT win a playoff series

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i used to like the teds, but ted constantly posting his disgusting mutilated cock ruined the team for me. in conclusion, fuck ted, and fuck the teds

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lmaoing at Ted rn

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>i used to like the teds
why?

not really "like" them like they're my 2nd team or anything, just cheer for them because they're underdogs. had more of a positive outlook on them instead of now where i think of some fat homo in ohio when i think of the jackets

fair enough

Curse the West-coast game hours, really want to see the Sharks @ Ducks game tonight lads, but it starts way too late

NOOOOOOOOOO /cric/ IS TALKING SHIT AGAIN

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this is how I feel about the hurricanes and jets

/hoc/ definitely gave me a negative view of the 'canes recently. dunno about the sams, i'm impartial to them

Canes fans are pretty friendly and nice in here I find, desu
That one obnoxious Jets fan is a bit over the top though

dell will just get dabbed on.

All I see from canes fans is them constantly getting into some petty squabble with like 1 other canadian

no they're talking about /mlb/

they dedicated their OP to us

because they autosaged off the board. then they got thoroughly dabbed on by this lad and decided to pick a fight with /mlb/

top kek /cric/ will never not get btfo, it's like a weekly thing for them

Just take it as them shitting on field hockey

are we gonna watch wrasslemania?

feeling like shit and I wanna fuckin kill myself over this damn team.

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go to sleep

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just got back from matriculation examination brehs

Go caps

Meaningless to you...I’ve been a coyotes fan since they moved here. Losing last night bumped us out of the wildcard spot.

For me it's laughing at struggling shit teams, while being scared af about >my

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at least >we're not the teds

Heh, yeah, fuck teds

I guess I can be glad for not being the teds....

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I thought Philly was out of the contention, but hey hey

>tfw Atlantikino first round matchup
I hope this lasts... Habs still have a grinder of a remaining schedule

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yeah the >shorks totally choked in the SCF this decade!!
teds cant say that

this is the wrong attitude to have t bh

choking would imply they stood a chance to win user

may have had a chance to win if they didnt >shork so hard

Good morning, /hoc/.

This is your daily reminder that Carolina is gay and bad at hockey.

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go away

EXCELLENT post

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Based. Their fans are serious crybabies on Twitter. On /hoc/ I can’t be sure who’s falseflagging or not but there was a lot of whining about refs there too.

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go back to twitter

>Finnish GMs

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>tumbler gifs
gross

I shitpost in both places

Would you prefer a smug anime girl?

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Back to _lightning

lolol xdDD

For me it's shitposting trade proposals on hfboards.

too many furries

is tumbler where you post about how hard life is being transgendered in the state of florida?

Have literally only used Reddit once to shitpost in LeXplorers AMA

This was on reddit

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Love Vasy

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business idea

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Why are you showing us what you got from your boyfriend?

fund it

the dirty jew that owns the snes just called a reporter bush league on the air

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where are you listening to this?

Where are the Sens relocating?

laughing at canada is a national pastime

Houston desu

gatineau

yeah, a bit sad youre so obsessed with us
but sometimes your gotta laugh to forget about your own problems

>hurr why you follow the nhl you obsessed or somethin

you can follow the nhl without paying attention to canadian teams, its not like we are winning

ok then stop posting, it's not like you are winning

naw, im obsessed with america :)

the Canadian is right dude the Sens are living rent free in your head
God knows why

GET OFF THE STAGE YOU DRUNK BASTARD!

yeah

ugly

slept like shit
feel like shit, drank too much watching hockey
hate spring, wish the birds would shut the fuck up

I know a lot of people joke about killing themselves but I might actually do it. Being an Arizona sports fan is constant pain and suffering. The Cardinals suck, the Suns suck, the Diamondbacks suck and the Coyotes were heating up and seized the wildcard spot. Then we lost to the the FUCKING FLORIDA PANTHERS! THEY'RE MORE OF A FUCKING JOKE THAN US!!!!! GOD DAMNIT!!!!!

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you should kill yourself for that picture

the kitties meme is that they're elite at the end of the year
you guys could still make it desu
you also got jimmer

Ugh, don't need the Avs getting hot right now.

Panthers are always a trap game.
They pushed >our shit in earlier this year too.

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Gearing up for that sweet 1st round exit

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For me it's putting myself in a vulnerable position to get heemed.

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nice kot

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umm yer don't think i don't know this isnt rude

DON'T SHOOT

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look at this kitty

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avs only have 3 games against teams below .500 to finish the season and 2 of them are against chiraq

id find it hard to fathom that they will maintain a .500 record over these 8 games

now look at this one

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that is the most confusing room i have ever seen

its a bench with a pillow resting next to a cupboard

it's just a kitchen table tucked in a corner like a booth with bench seating and has a pillow leaning against the wall for some reason

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its a breakfast nook, lad

but the wall also looks like a tiled floor.
and they have whiskey(?) on the table and a ashtray filled with..candy?
it's just odd.

kitchens made in the 70s had tile wall and you've never seen a candy dish?

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>but the wall also looks like a tiled floor.
its wallpaper
>and they have whiskey(?)
more like pop, like coke
>on the table and a ashtray filled with..candy?
aka a candy dish

looks like a slav family

Cats are great

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is this your kitty?

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Yes it is!

cute

gud kot

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Taking my morning shit jose

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the fuck is on your screen

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t'would be old school runescape

I used to make fun of people that played that desu

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who is sebbo

This was my cat. Had to put him down last year.
Miss him so much lads.

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who are you

Whoooo are you?

Who who, Who who

rip

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Good morning all. I went to bed with 10 min left in the third, couldn't keep looking at their defeated and exhausted faces. Hopefully they can rest up after traveling and take it out on Nashville tomorrow.

F
he looks based

This is fucking depressing how do people live in Finland?

youtu.be/9FPU4F-Ajh8

>friday night
>two shit games
Is there some big boreball or apehoop games tonight

boreball is still in pre-season and nothing spectacular for apehoop

>boreball
idk
>apehoop
nothing that matters, no.

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Thinking about an Atlantikino first round matchup
GO HABS GO

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>tranpa trannies are so scared of a metro matchup they are actively cheering for the weaker opponent to win

>Afraid of the Blue Jackets
>beat CBJ 8-3 and 4-0
did you have any facts to support your claim or are you just seething as usual?

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2 games (the fuck gary)
>caps
>sharks
Only 15 days of regular season left m8s.

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sorry, make that 8-2
In fact, we’ve beaten CBJ this year by a margin of 12-2.

Dp you have the akko/diane ducks/bolts pics?

>did you have any facts to support your claim
yes this post here

Akko>>>diana

I gave my reason for wanting the matchup in the post, idiot.

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Get the fuck off the stage ya idiot

I’ve stopped using those as Ducks fans whore themselves out to every team in the Pacific Division for alliances. The Disneyb owl alliance is dead to me.

for me, it's the sharks freefall. so i think your ducks are winning tonight m8.

yeah the reason "kino" totally refers to something tangible and not something made up in your head

Its literally just you that has the bro ship. Calgary is more of a mutual hate.
But now that bolts are being so thin skinned perhaps you are too weak to be a bro.

youtu.be/9_akrdMYdG4

Kino
>2010 was almost 10 years ago

It’s a divisional rivalry since we got swept by them in the early 2010’s. By the way, is your position supported by facts in some way? let’s hear them.

There was at least one or two Ducks fans on the other side.

>we

>By the way, is your position supported by facts in some way? let’s hear them.
yeah tranpa is 3-0 against the habs this season and on paper the habs are by far the easiest matchup for the lgbtning

if tranpa plans on winning a cup, they should give af about the first round match up

should not give af*

the problem, like last season, will be the ECF

I mean montreal has at least pushed the lightning in the season series even when the results don’t show it

>you aren't allowed to have any friends besides me
Again really thin skinned. Tampa has always been THE cross conference bro without a question. If you want to end that because of your own insecurities then ok. I'll just cheer for your choke instead of your success this year and if it happens shant be there sharing in your sadness. Just saying think things through before you pull the trigger

>we
you cant even skate faggot

10/10 cringe
these are presumably two "grown" men talking about a made up "broship" between two teams.

>4-1
>6-5
>3-0
tranpa got "pushed" in a single game
you cited results as your reasoning that the teds are the easier matchup then disregard those same style of results against the habs because of your own intangibilities??

you are fucking batshit crazy, true tranny material

has anyone seen sam? figure he probably kms last night

>4-1 3-0 6-5
The Habs at least kept one game competitive, which is way more than can be said about the Blue Jackets

>t.incel with no friends.
Plus I really dont want to stop this right here. The seethe we gather from leafs is great.

>b-but the habs didnt lose as BADLY!!!!
pathetic

>stutterposting is an argument

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is this a self portrait?

no dummy it's you

funny since stutterposting represented your argument

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>only two games on friday
nice one, Gary, you fucking jewish faggot

>holtby refuses to go to white house
>"My family and myself, we believe in a world where humans are treated with respect regardless of your stature, what you’re born into. ... You’re asked to choose what side you’re on, and I think it’s pretty clear what side I’m on."
based

broships are the faggiest thing on this general
holy fucking BASED

fag married a dyke lmao

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wew, i knew this would be incel bait

SEETHING

>You’re asked to choose what side you’re on, and I think it’s pretty clear what side I’m on
so, he's an anti-Israel nazi racist
who would've thought

why do all dykes dye their hair pink

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back to your tenement, dimitri

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imagine bragging about having "ten thousand lakes" in your state

go back to your hive, Zhang Li

Holy shit /hoc/ as right for once

mosquito central

welp, looks like the Caps are soon going to find out that The Trump Curse is a real thing.

>Minnesota has lots of mosquitoes. In fact, there are over 50 different species of mosquitoes that live in Minnesota. Mosquitoes are so common that they have been called Minnesota's "unofficial state bird."
oh no no no no

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Subscribe to THG

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i would feel fucking cringe knowing the orange man would likely start talking on the podium about fake news, his border wall, witch hunt etc while standing behind him with the rest of team and trying to hold a poker face

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This is a first world country general. You're going to have to leave. I'm impressed you can afford a computer though.

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Do you wash your feet in the shower or do you just let the run off soap get on them?

It's not about quantity, it's about quality

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lake>ocean

FUCK tampa

true

He might not do that.

But I want to see him say this: "I'm sorry Holt5y couldn't be here, I was looking forward to pointing out he opens up going cross crease and is eventually going to get lit up by the first team that gets that done, as the pongs have historically done in previous years."

wayyy too coherent for something that retard would say

>he washes himself
I instruct my harem to wash me, pleb.

>seething

careful, dont get too angry someone insulted daddy, wouldnt want another one of you degenerates to shoot up a school

literally anytime someone replies to a post with
>seething
it means, 100 procent of the time, that they are in fact the ones seething.
rmyt

damn
u rite

Daily reminder that this is your average Pedosota Mild fan.

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>no, you
stay mad

>kitties_trying_to_reach_for_the_playoffs and once again missing just barely.webm

>be state of hockey
>no cups
what did they mean by this

t. Seething

Not only are pedosodans blood suckers, they also are somalis

wow this trumpcuck is really mad
he can't stop talking about how bad he is seething right now. poor lad.

>pedosotans
>are now 2 teams disconnected from the WC
>play only playoff teams until the season ends
LMAO

i can just see his sausage fingers trembling over his cheeto dust encrusted keyboard right now

i bet drumpf doesnt even watch such a based sport like ice hockey

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take a chill pill lad dudes

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good post finlan

desu i think he's a
>rags
fan.

>go all in
>still miss ploffs

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Shortorella is the biggest fraud in this sport.

genius tactic
clearly NHL needs more finnish gms

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Once again, Holtby shows he's the only likable person in that entire organization.

wait until he finds out all those white athletes are canadian and swedish

Holy fucking incel Batman

>tfw they burnt the white house to the ground in 1812

>mfw teds somehow make it

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you’re boring

>only two games today
what the fuck gary

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/hoc/ is LGBTQIA+ friendly
hockey is for everyone

says the fucking incel lmao

>tfw when you're smirking at all the faggots seething about Trump

FUCKING RAG IT

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>white athletes
>canadian and Swedish
user...

MIGAfag

>still seething

>the MAGAt is also a raggot
top kek what a complete retard

for me, it's this based retarded maga incel

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>still being a butt bitch for Israel

thinking about that fresh new thread smell

>be trump fan
>israel's cuck
>constantly complain about jews
what did they mean by this

>mad
>at a country
stay mad, faggot

VANEK

I'm not defending him but he is from Jew York

NEW

never understood this desu

>mfw another snoozer first round vs a metro team idgaf about

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