/cbb/ - >Two Zone Teams Edition

t-thats a foul i felt it

>cuse out already
gonna be a snoozefest this year

>Matt Painter coached team forgets that the ball needs to go in the hoop with 5 minutes to go in March
I for one,, am shocked

4 misses but no sweet sixteen lost as long as Purdue hangs on. Gonna go into tomorrow stinging but hopeful

Everything but Seton Hall and Marquette

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FL3TCH3R MAG33

>that feel when 4 games at once stops for the night.

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*kicks leg out*
*gets 3 shots*

nice try kiddo

99.7 percent on both. Fuck nevada

GU or Baylor?

Haarms is the ultimate male

id heem that kid in under a minute

>tfw had Syracuse in the Sweet 16

Lads I played myself.

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Gonzaga. Whenever they get to a ACC or Big Ten team tho is when I'd begin worrying.

OH NO NO NO

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GU ez

>start off 11-0
>finish 2-3
Fuck me

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gay bilas

I was really tempted to pick Baylor because their zone usually hurt teams like Zaga the most, but Rui is such a great mid range and post scorer he busts the zone.

How do you only half half the bracket right?

80 points should be minimum

>tfw your son gets 2 points

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> look up top brackets from Day 1
> some guy went 16/16
> forgot to pick tourney winner, ineligible for $1 million prize
> "Genius bracket"

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wofford to the final four baby

>he had Yale over LSU
>he had NMSU over Auburn
>he had UVM over FSU
>he have NE over Kansas

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Today sucked except for ja morant balling out, but even then that was expected. Hopefully tomorrow is a bloodbath and we get some legit upsets.

Think I had a perfect day ruined for me once by the last game a few years back.

based retard

How far can /ourteam/ make it?

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I have three brackets with 15/16 but I'm not happy with my later round picks

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Literally no one cares

Your season will be over at halftime on saturday.

I had NMSU but the rest of the picks are dumb.

Big Ten 5-0 today. Fine conference.

All the experts over-think it and try to appear smart by going against the chalk too many times.

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>Big Ten overrated and given favorable seeds
Woah, no way

yip...im proud of illini

MSU struggling to beat a guy named Brad hardly qualifies as a win

And thats only because he made both his free throws. Other than that he shot 0-6 FG, 0-4 3PT

but western kentucky isn't in the tourney

listen up she cute and shit but I dont like skinny white girls post big hefty ones need time or else

>can't have an embarrassing record if your conference doesn't even get enough teams in the tournament to play every day

57d space chess from the Pac-12

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Kentucky -Wofford should be cbs stand alone window . Classics like Ohio state -Xavier. Gonzaga -Arizona

Did this image happen today? lmao

And all 3 will be going home tomorrow

Survive and advance negroid

I bet you niggers can’t say you have the number one bracket in both Yea Forums groups.

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fuck you too buddy

Who did you pick for the natty?

I got UNC

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I can say it

>both of them have one of the Michigan teams winning it all
OH NO NO NO NO NO PFTTTT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kentucky during their film study of wofford tomorrow

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Fuck Syracuse, and Fuck Frank Howard's druggie lookin ass. That is all.

Kentucky over Duke here

>picking either michigan team

y i k e s

>tfw 120 points after Day 1

Is this adequate?

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someone with a weird sense of humor really wants Florida and Michigan to face each other in as many athletic competitions as possible.

wisconsin

Conference rankings official
Big Ten
Big XII
SEC
ACC
Don't care

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ACC
Big12
SEC
Big East
Big10
POWER GAP
worthless shit
worms
bedrock
Pac-12

pleb

Duke over UNC. Unironically.

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which #1 seed is going to lose first?

Ridiculous performance

youtu.be/VgQ2eRIpeQA

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>B1G, Big 12, and SEC all undefeated on day one
>Big Least and ACC went 1-3 and 1-2 respectively

OH NO NO NO NO

This

Must be a lot of sheckles in it

>getting 23/32 first round picks right for the 25th year in a row

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You're all a bunch of know-nothing children.

I regret that this is the first time I've watched them but this Wofford Kentucky matchup will be extremely fun to watch

Will they ever recover?

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you need to hit 3 of the final 4 or you're fucked usually. unless you're down a final four team already the first two days don't really end up meaning much

And an ACC team is going to win it all. What's your point?

How much vodka per day is healthy?

seething

Begins with a Final ends with a 4

I'm glad it's dead. Pac 12 overrall is a meme that needs to die and be absorbed by other conferences or reborn under new leadership

If you're male, none

No. Just observant.

Bc they pay the refs

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You'll 'winning' teams that aren't Tennessee are stupid

None. Stick to beer or wine only.

there is no limit

just drink enough water to counterbalance hangovers and you'll be good.
if you get stinging pains in the lower right side of your stomach you might want to take a break.

Arizona and Arizona State should join the Big12

Them and ASU need to join the Big 12. Pac is a sinking ship

Russians drink vodka. Bet the median Russian would kick the shit out of the median American.

Fletcher McGee the coldest white boy ive seen

The absolute state of East Coast basketball

>losing to my 6-year-old cousin in family pool
I'll never recover

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Minimum one 750ml bottle of liquor per day for any adult male

>It’s been 11 years since Steph Curry led Davidson on that tournament run

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I like these guys

A pint or two. Learn your limits first. Also vodka is for women.

This guy too

“Fletcher McGee” sounds like the name of the contrived titular proprietor of a 1970s-era, craftsman-style, brass-and-fern restaurant — not the name of a three-point assasin

very

Gonzaga

I have Texas tech in my final four how fucked am I?

Still a girls drink in america

The average Russian has AIDS

Not a bad dark horse at all famalam

Not at all, Big 12 has looked good so far

It's an alcoholic's drink in America. Cheap.

BallStreet Trading

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vodka is the soccer of booze

Where my Wofford boys at?

I have Maryland beating LSU I’m actually not that worried

wtf is this

i don't get paying high price for booze. I just pick out the cheapest plastic bottle vodka and take shots for the effect.
buying expensive booze is like buying overpriced flavored aspirin.

you'll grow into it

My elite 8 still alive. I had Marquette in sweet 16.

Final 4
UNC vs Kansas St
Buffalo vs Duke

Championship Game:
UNC 77 Duke 74

Tournament MVP Coby White

>just like football

The only reason the big 12 had some rough record was because of the parody. TCU and Texas could of easily made this tournament had they been in another conference

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Marry me Jenna

NCAA tourney always has a bunch of 3pt assassins with weird ass names that become meme flash in the pans.

>Why would I drink an expensive scotch or tequila that actually tastes good, when I can chug soda that prevents me from gagging on my disgusting swill

Taking shots of Viaka/Barton's is tough. Mixing it is cheap. Bottom shelf vodka is gasoline tier.
Sobieski man myself when vodka is on the menu.

i think it's spelled parity

>bragging about the lead after day 1

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Unpopular pick, but UNC. Kansas or Auburn will do the trick.

JIMMER FREDETTE was the fag I was thinking of

13-3 on the first day, missed on Yale, Saint Mary's and Louisville. 15 of sweet16 still alive, only one gone is Saint Mary's.
UVA over FSU because I like to live dangerously.

b a s e d

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Coby

That was when they lost to Duke, I think. Or maybe when they won? IDK. Against Duke though, for sure.

>your Dukes, your North Carolinas, your Auburns...

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>your Krzyzewskis, your Caliparis, your Pearls

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I missed on Murray State apparently they have the second best player in cbb, I had no idea. Fuckarooni. I actually chose Baylor so I did pretty well. I went Florida/MI as well as a Arizona Wildcats fan I don't respect Nevada or New Mexico. Feelin good man.

He's a Phoenix Sun now apparently

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If I were him I would immediately kill myself for being that retarded.

FRIDAY
NCAA Tournament
>#10 Iowa vs #7 Cincinnati
>#9 Oklahoma vs #8 Ole Miss
>#14 Northern Kentucky vs #3 Texas Tech
>#13 UC Irvine vs #4 Kansas State
>#15 Colgate vs #2 Tennessee
>#16 Gardner-Webb vs #1 Virginia
>#11 Arizona State vs #6 Buffalo
>#12 Oregon vs #5 Wisconsin
>#9 Washington vs #8 Utah State
>#16 North Dakota State vs #1 Duke
>#14 Georgia State vs #3 Houston
>#12 Liberty vs #5 Mississippi State
>#16 Iona vs #1 North Carolina
>#9 UCF vs #8 VCU
>#11 Ohio State vs #6 Iowa State
>#13 St. Louis vs #4 Virginia Tech
NIT
>Memphis vs Creighton
CIT
>Drake vs Southern Utah

>Drake vs Southern Utah

Someone bit off more than they can chew

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Good night.

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Sounds like G*nzaga to me

March Madness made it into our sports newspapers, based Nemias Queta breaking barriers already.

I'll tell you that, the madness is real. I'll be watching (if i dont forget about it)

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ND state about to get dabbed on.

What's the over and under on dem titties?

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Where is that fucking sour kraut?

He spent 24 straight hours shitting on the Zags and then scurried back into his hole never to be seen again.

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Guys I just had a dream where a cheerleader said "I think you are cute too but stop staring"

Ok

Decent except for Nevada getting booted.

Kentucky
.

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Dem Vols are gettin' ready boys

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Pretty good, all of my wrong picks were teams I had losing in the next round anyways.

Do you count thr play in games with your bracket pool? I never do.

He shook m8

For me it's Xavier Sneed (formerly Xavier Chuck)

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Today is the day we begin our run to the Final 4

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Feed and Seedpilled

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Probably from the thread on here last night where the user was apologizing to the girl he was staring too long at the game. You should spend some time away from here.

Happens every single year man. I don't think he's technically ineligible, but he would need to go into the championship game 33 points up on anyone who did pick a champion

Which, judging by that chalk, is impossible.

Feel pretty good about both the Zags and Kentucky getting to the F4. I think Tennessee comes out of the South but Cincy is a tough matchup for anyone when they play well cuz of their style so I wouldn't be shocked to see that upset. If it happens, even Virginia can't choke away that stroll to the F4. Obviously Duke should get there as well but LSU has the athletes to matchup with them.

Wouldn't be shocked if 3 SEC teams are in the F4 but for watchability I hope it's Duke, Zags, Tenn/Virginia, and Kentucky.

The B1G and Big 12 are not only undefeated in the NCAA tournament, but also the NIT.

Were Indiana, TCU, and Texas, dare I say it, snubbed? They all certainly had a better case than Temple and St Johns.

>Wouldn't be shocked if 3 SEC teams are in the F4

Bruh LSU struggled to put away Yale confidently. It would in fact be immensely shocking if a team who’s head coach is currently suspended made the Final 4.

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LSU is inconsistent but they have NBA athletes on their team. When they play well they're a top 5 team. They're not the kind of team Duke would overwhelm with athleticism.

I get that he's a freak athlete but there are lots of those in the NBA. There aren't as many playmakers with the vision and passing ability Ja Morant has. He's an upgraded version of Ben Simmons in every way.

Why is everyone sure Zion is the better #1 than Morant again?

>but for watchability I hope [the F4] is chalk, chalk, chalk/chalk, and chalk

yeah nah nobody wants to watch that shit you cuntucky nigger

Yes they do. Zags, Duke, UNC/Kentucky and then anyone from the South would get huge ratings for a F4.

You legitimately underestimate how many "freak athletes" are in the NBA. Think about how relatively unskilled young Lebron was. Half-broke jumper, wild bulldozer plays, lax fundamentals. He really wasn't all that better than average on defense technique-wise, he just had the ability to recover that others simply didn't. He dominated teams on his strength and athleticism alone, with only a decent passing skill to his name as far as technique really goes. There are almost certainly more Jas than Zions in the NBA.

Why should anyone who isn't a TV (((executive))) or NCAA administrator care about ratings?

I'm fucking hype about today. I got my hot takes for the Sweet Sixteen on the line. ANTEATERS BETTER RISE UP

Zion being higher is reasonable, the real question is why some people think Barrett is better than Morant.

Zion is a one of a kind player who’s best NBA comp is probably a HoF legend in Charles Barkley, except Zion is actually even slightly taller and stronger than Barkley was. Morant meanwhile compares most closely to I’d say to a Westbrook or Jason Kidd, which certainly you’d be ecstatic to have, but not as much as a bigger taller Charles Barkley.

I think you could justify picking Morant over Zion if you’re a team like the Suns who desperately needs a point guard way more than another inside monster, but if need isn’t a deciding factor, most teams would likely be better served taking Zion first simply because a guy of his athleticism and skillset is much harder to find than a guy like Morant.

Guys, what games should I watch in person?
My best bro won some tickets, but he said he can only bring me to one game because of his gf.
I have to pick between these:
Oregon vs. Wisconsin
Virginia Tech vs. Saint Louis
Liberty vs Mississippi State

Thanks broskis

That’s pure bullshit. Other than Duke who also has the spectacle of Zion and 3 other first round picks, most casual fans do not give a fuck about watching “muh blu bloods” battle it out, they’d much rather see upsets and feel good stories like Loyola-Chicago and UMBC.

Murray St making a run to the F4 would generate infinitely more attraction among the average fan than a starless Kentucky team making it, and if you don’t believe that, simply consider the fact that March Madness is wildly more popular than the regular cbb season for a reason, and that reason is literally the “Madness”.

lol fuck no. they recruited the top red head meme mixtape wigger for next year

dude i fucking HATE g*nzaga

Oregon vs Wisconsin if you strictly want to watch the best game, Liberty vs Miss St if you want to help cheer on the underdog and possibly witness a cool upset.

VT vs Shit Louis is definitely the least appealing of the 3.

And don’t let anyone change your ways germanbro. We already knew Gonfaga can beat up scrubs, that isn’t impressive, the actual trial starts now.

5 vs 12 seeds arent upsets though.
So fucking phony
Check the recent history. Usually a couple of 12 seeds get to the 2nd round.

The reason is the 5 seed is usually a mediocre team from a big name conference and the 12 seed is a team that dominated a smaller conference.

Last year two 12 seeds won the first round. They arent upsets.

Oregon-Wisconsin for sure. The rest are pretty shit.

>no overtime
>no buzzer beaters
>no major upsets
when does march madness start?

>5 vs 12 seeds arent upsets though.

The 5 seed still wins that game over 50% of the time, it is most certainly an upset, albiet the bare minimum qualification for an upset.

If you want to talk about what’s not truly an upset, it’s the #11 vs the #6 in which the #11 in recent history actually has a slightly positive record vs the 6 seed.

what game are we watching first?

Duke will lose today my dad works for the NCAA script writers

I think this is just unfortunately a chalk year. There were signs that this would be the case. The Bubble this year was considered to be extremely weak, and the hierarchy between top teams and average teams has seemed particularly clear cut all season.

the first game that comes on obviously

I'll be rooting for them Tugabro

Anyone got a cincy iowa stream
None of the one on reddit seem to work

Probably just use the NCAA website.

they're going to rape Vaginia and I’m going to watch

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>Sneak into the NCAA script office
>Pick out the 2019 scripts
>"Auburn-NMSU Double Chokejob"
>"Ja Rules"
>"Purdue's Sweet Sixteen Exit (Syndication)"
>You flip to the back, you find one that's completely sealed
>You check the name
>"Fall of Zion"

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If you're a girl you can come over to my house and watch it

>PLEASE STOP YELLING AT ME COACH
What do?

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well memed

Where is everyone

Mornin' bros. Y'all ready for day 2?

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Just started working(went a while without a job)and I'm not out at work. People will come up to me to ask something, and say excuse me ma'am. Then when I start talking they have a look of surprise on their face but say nothing. I don't try to raise my voice any because I'm not out, and let it drop down like it used to be. I kinda like it, cause I apparently look female to a point, and people just go with it. Maybe I should speak in a higher tone and see what happens? Who read this wall of text?
Anyway, guess I'm passing at least from the side, and at a quick glance.

Why is Iowa in the tournament lmao

yes

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Really liking this simple Cincy beatdown

Cincinnati is playing well

Lol goddammit

>the utter state of Iowa Shitty

deciding on skipping the rest of work to watch some hoopsketball or not

>work

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Cincy was underseeded, they're going to give Tennessee all they want

I'd definitely wait right now, Iowa ain't worth your eyes

Yeah imagine stressing with your boss to get the day off and coming home to this

I still dont count it as much of an upset.
Upset i think a team that has a lot lower than 50% chances.

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based

thanks for the warning. when is the first upset happening today?

Cincy is better than their seed. Inconsistent but a good team and hard style to play against. They'll give Tennessee probs if they win today.

Who do you have winning the women's tournament? Doesn't look like a "UCONN wins lol" year.

ANTEATERS 2 PM EASTERN

Also, I really like how Cincy can waste the whole clock and still find the bucket. If they can put a run out again to get back to double-digits, that sort of play will just nail the game down.

He's back

What happened to FD upsetting Gonzaga that you promised us yesterday?

Zags with the chip check these dubs for confirmation

I have never ever given a single braincell of thought to the womens tournament.

Just realized I picked Iowa for the upset.

Mick is a pitino disciple. Plays same style of d where you reach and grab on every possession cuz the refs can't call them all

>ole piss

Jenna will even be a hot grandma

>"Sneed's Feed and Seed"

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The resident Big 12 hater must be in absolute shambles right now. Sooners completely working ole piss

How did everyone deal with the kstate game today? Seems like kstate wont have their best player Wade

basically everyone saying its an easy win for the underdog, therefore i'll say Kstate by 13

The real winners today:

VEGAS

Y'all finna get dabbed on by the mafia, look at these lines today

Healthy kstate is obviously superior.. and they play in the vastly superior (and underrated) conference. But without their best player, who know

I think i picked the upset in 1 bracket, and kstate to win it in 2 others

>I have never ever given a single braincell of thought

You could have just stopped there

only appropriate answer

Lads what are the chances UVA gets cucked again

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Realistically? Probably like

Iowa sucks

This color commentator on the westwood 1 radio broadcast is so butthurt that ole piss is losing.

Kek

Jimmy Kimmel is such an idiot

not wanting to eat champion ass.

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What does being a trip fag do for you?

As an OU fan, I'm happy, but extremely aware this team has been inconsistent as hell this year, and liable to blow it

I even picked against them in my bracket. So be warned....

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Okay, it's a 20 point lead now, maybe I can feel confident.

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they are up by 20 m8

What are you talking about? The Vegas line has been relatively accurate for Iowa/Cinci, but most sportsbooks have Ole Miss as a slight favorite over OU, while OU is currently driving a wrench in to their skulls.

Why the fuck did DirectTV take away channel Tru tv? I could watch this shit just fine a couple days ago

I swear to god there have been at least a dozen missed dunks this first round

Every time I hear about Direct TV, they're taking away channels

Father in law has dish and honestly its fuckin great.

That's weird because DirecTV Now has TruTV.

I have it and I'm watching Tru right now.

They're dropping viacom in some time I guess but not right now

Ever since the AT&T merge its been shit

i have it on direct tv.....

Why can't you afford your own house?

>The contract between AT&T and Viacom is set to expire at midnight Friday. And customers could lose up to 23 channels if a fee dispute isn't resolved by then.

>Viacom is warning subscribers to AT&T's subsidiary DirecTV that they may lose access to channels and is encouraging them to contact AT&T, which is the largest paid TV provider in the U.S., with 24.5 million subscribers.

A couple weeks ago i could watch channel 246, now I can't
Did they change the package its in or something?

I can, and I do. The place I am renting's main sewage outflow pipe collapsed so they had to completely tear out the kitchen and bathroom so were having to stay at the in-laws while that gets dealt with. Its a goddamn nightmare.

OU is just straight up bullying Ole Piss athletically

Really need Cinci to not choke this

AT&T is one of the worst media tech companies and I hope a new CEO comes to change it because they're too powerful to fall.

hopefully cable tv just dies and everyone switches to pay per channel approach

>Hurr durr Cincinnati is really good guys they're a lot better than their seed

Cast iron pipes, man

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they're against the team that will win the championship so they're doing well, considering.

I'll give you my cast iron pipe bb

whoopsie, you posted this on the wrong board

50 points 1TO at half. This team is scary.

Who here /GRIP N SIP/
Pajama Edition

GOT EEM

With the way Ole Miss played, being down 17 at the half honestly sounds like the best case scenario

What board should he post it in

I know almost as much about you as I do chris chan

whatever one allows endless blogging and diseased attention whoring

OU shot 80% in the first 8 minutes and finished with 58% in the half

That's not the best case. I'd hope Ole Miss was down 10. OU just has to keep playing patient and passing to the open man in the zone and post up with their size advantage.

Miss doesn't have a true center waiting on the bench to come out.

Also they gave up 50 points (FIFTY)

Let’s make that abe lincoln pizza commercial where he’s getting butthurt about video games but replace him with MLK
it would take 5 seconds for people to cry about how tasteless it is

What snack do you want from the gas station?

Lincoln isn't a racial hero for white people. He's a political leader.

If it was Jesus Christ okay maybe,

Slurpee, only acceptable thing to buy at a gas station other than gas.

Almond Joy please

2 tall cans of Steel Reserve please

Lets fucking go hawks

I like this Gabrielle Union and D Wade commercial.

Fred is that you?

My man

I like how they act like she’s still hot even though she’s 50 and how Dwyane Wade, the professional athlete, can’t keep up with her

I got gout again god damn it

Yo, get me a blue rockstar and some salted peanuts, 2 for a dollar

IOWA AIN'T OUT YET, BITCHES

Lemme get some Game Fuel™ bro

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a couple tijuana mamas and blue gatorade

They're well coached, Kruger is a good coach. Probably the second best in the conference. Aside from tre young, he usually doesnt have the best recruits and still somehow has a decent team

>OLE PISS

KEK

>texas teck

Not like this... not like this

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I love how patient and old school OU's offense is

BBQ chicken Ernie

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YOU AIN'T GOT NO RANGZ CHUCK

This is the gayest trend in basketball, ever.

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It moved to channel 148, still basic package.

who has iowa?

>tfw old boomer told me to bet big on the under for the texas tech game in tulsa because historically the regional games at the bok center in tulsa are very low scoring, but i didnt pull the trigger because i figured he was full of it, but then i see less than 50 total points likely to be scored in the first half

Fug bros, why live

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not so fast

oh boy its time for the anteaters

I thought d wade eating man booty was

Requesting the Iowa student section gif

>letting Mississippi represent anything on the national stage

indeed, degenerate gamblers should be euthanized

Lads

Bet the under of the Buffalo/AriSt game

Youre welcome. Enjoy your money

5 second google search.

get it yourself

Cincinnati Chokejob always a good one

WHY IS IT ALWAYS BMWF

Dont ever fucking reply to me again bozo

Was just answering a question, homie. Dont be so autistic.

WTF IS CINCI DOING

>bozo
Cool word

>hovel of cincy

sadbilliken.jpg

If Cinnci loses my bracket is busted.

About to lose all 10-7 games

JUST

WTF WTF WTF WTF

GAME

BOHANNON HAS BEEN FUCKING HUGE HERE LATE

Cuties

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>Believing in Cincy

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>the city of cubpussies

ohio is useless

GIVE SNEED YOUR ENERGY

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On Iowa!

Bout to lose my first sweet sixteen team, fucking Cincy

The Eaters Feed on the Sneed

>''Cinnci will play in Ohio user, they got this, they might even beat Tennessee''
Glad I just fooled myself on the first part

>the state of my bracket
Fuck Cincinnati

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Who /Irvine/

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Why is the sports media trying to turn Tom Izzo into the next Bob Knight?

Cincy 'bout to do me like New Mexico State

How is Izzo's chair throwing game?

B1G CANT STOP WINNING

B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G

B1G
1
G

/titan/ here but i hope you guys meme your way far in the tournament

did bob knight turn a blind eye to child abuse?

>supporting the long-nose team

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Cinci 7-0 run BOOK IT

anteaters going all the way

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lel

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why did #0 reach like that when they were set up for the charge?

comedy gold

I O W A
O
W
A

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Finna bust a zot

ohnoohnoohno

So they lose by 1?

>cinci

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Me!

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FUCK OHIO

rip lyl

>Ole' Piss about to get 30 balled

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;_;

Gg Cincy wont be playing at home again

There's a lot of dumb animals, but this one is top tier retarded.

B1G 6-0 in this EZ tournament

Other conferences, are you even trying?

BTW fully expect tOSU to cuck the entire conference and lose later.

OU up 28

If they finish 30+ I'm winning $5000

UCI just makes me think of that one tripfag from there who was really insufferable and would brag about his gf or fiance or whatever then disappeared after he was caught on another board talking about fucking guys

a reminder that kermit davis is a joke and will wade is the rightful coach of the year in the sec

who here /perfect bracket/?

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>there are people who are supporting a shopping mall instead of based Sneed

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>Beat Iowa
>Lose to Iowa Jr.

those other conferences will actually have a presence in the final 4

FUCK YOU

i was foolish to bet against the big10 boys first round

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In heaven there is no beer
>In heaven there is no beer

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BASED HAWKEYES IM GETTING FUCKING DRUNK 563 LETS GO HAWKS

2019 will be the year of chalk lads

>will wade
That cheater who won't get a pass like Sean Miller because LSU is a football school?

OU up 29

Why did Ole Miss get a bid over Texas or TCU?

God i hope so. ROCK CHALK BABY

It would literally be the greatest achievement in coaching history if Bill self won it all this year

>Bout to be 0-2 on the day
>UC Irvine still down
>Texas Tech struggling to put away North Incest University

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test

>tfw perfect so far outside of Louisville
I am the smartest man alive

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Texas honestly belonged in the NIT. Not hating, just the truth.

based digits

Your 2019 NCAA Champions

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Who's /comfy/ here today?

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No clue. TCU got absolutely hosed. Texas just lost too many games down the stretch in the reg season, but they were better than many teams in the field

>daily reminder the big 12 is the top conference this year and is underrated by everyone
>daily reminder to seethe while the flyovers knock you out of the tourney
>nothing personal kid

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>why did a .500 team not get an at large bid

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>old piss

Is it time for the NCAA to step in and do something regarding this "program'?

If a 1st seed like Zaga or UNC 30 balls you it's expected.

How can a 8 seed lose to a 9 seed by 30?

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>red shirt freshman
>his shirt is blue

The entire state would flood with Busch light and other swill for years if that happened. Mcaffery would be fucking canonized

pretty comfy when your team is safe for the day

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>shoes indoors
Do Americans REALLY?

it's not a leap year, so you'll probably fall back into your second round flameout habits and get btfo by lolburn.

>ole piss should of been an nit team

The only answer

Friendly reminder there will likely never be a perfect bracket due to the methodology used for seeding. This is intentional. The reason you see million dollar prizes for perfect brackets is because they know it won't happen.

Now if there ever IS a perfect bracket, it will be from some change to the methodology that the NCAA will quickly revert back from or else some glaring misstep by analysts that unfairly overvalues or undervalues multiple teams and this misstep will be obvious to many. The day that there is a perfect bracket, it won't just be one, it will be many at the same time and it will be because of a mistake or series of mistakes made by the selection committee and/or the analysts they rely on.

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>OU fans chanting SEC

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>those sec chants

No, not until the GoR expires.

wheres lewd pam pics?

S*C btfo

based OU

based

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HAHAHAAA THIS GUY IS WHITE AND DORKY LMAO

For sure my man, Kstate is an easy upset pick

>usually a homer when i make my picks
>this year go against my habits
>pick against the big 12
>miss ou, miss baylor, miss kstate

FUCK sports im done with this, wheres my nintendo switch. Im playing fifa (soccer is not a sport)

You rang

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Fuck the South

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>picking 63 games straight
yeah not going to happen

Man she looks old af in that pic

¿De donde esta mi sexualo Jenna?

get a new waifu average gril poster

Me gusta

>cincinnati

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Fug why does she have to be gay

lmaoing @ ur life

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The Ringer says Culver can go 4 or 5 in the NBA Draft. Is that true?

>you'll never have a skelator lesbian gf

bad feeling bros

10/10 comfy

>disgust

>here comes muh girl

Are any botw shrines worth more than 1 spirt orb? 3 hinox for 1 orb is some bs

From the other side of the world, fuck K-state.

Uc Irvine rulez

BASED HAZZARD

Loved seeing that one go down

w--w-what the fug

>Let girl I fucked use a towel to clean up
>Washed all towels recently
>All towels smell like puss

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don't give the vpn fag attention

Get an HIV test

SNEED

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What part of UC Irvine are you from lad?

yes

Just took a shit an it smelled like Ole' Piss

Ahh

Iowa is about that life

What's your favorite brandon dicamillo prank call

what game are /we/ watching

Who /anteater/?

I am unironcally a low one seed or high two seed in both funny Yea Forums posters and shitposting

Holy shit. That "Claws" show actually looks REALLY, I mean LITERALLY good!

Northern Kentucky Texas tech until the second half of uc Irvine starts

What are your favorite names in the tourney lads? I like Max Hazzard.

Texas Tech coach is chimping out, lel

3:00 BAKED NEW THREAD
>
3:00 BAKED NEW THREAD
>
3:00 BAKED NEW THREAD
>

problem mothafuckers

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Shant be posting in early threads

why

little early desu lad nice effort though

>60 posts early

Fuck off

Whatcha doin' there anteater?

>60 posts early

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Where the fuck is northern Kentucky

this isthe way it will start happening though

:(

New Jersey (also known as New York)

indiana

They are losing to a Final four team. No shame in that.

Southern suburb of cincinnati

Are you able to have sex at your in laws house

>OU's 95 points are the most in an NCAA Tournament game since 1989

Well damn.

who our Yea Forumsort girl next thred?

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Tulsa, Oklahoma

Fucking, she'll blow me but she wont have sex.

South side

>Ole Piss

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Is it a honoryour mother and father thing. I mean you're married so what's the hang up

Dude I have no idea, I said the same shit

They are /ourguys/

fuck Yea Forums and fuck sneed

Who had Ole Miss winning?

I want you to come and confess to this embarrassment

Pic related

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>struggling against a school named after toothpaste

Lol

reporting in I fell for the SEC is a strong conference meme

das me baby

Sneed is back on lads. Go anteaters.

FUCK SNEED

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Who else /nervousUTfans/ here?

How do we make Bone realize he’s one of the best pg’s in the ncaa and make him more confident

Our football team is so bad please god let us have this tournament

Give them your energy

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Not sure why you hate Sneed so much, you must be a Kansas fan.

ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS ANTEATERS

Can based Sneed stop the upset?

here I am

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD VIRGINIA

...

Cringe

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Sneed has been having a great half. Nice block and lay up so far. Sneed still up one , formerly KState.

>K-State still struggling vs this no name unironic anteater mascot team

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thick legs on muh girl

honk honk

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Virginia is losing to a 16 seed again

Sneed currently posting a 2-0-2 on the afternoon.

welp

LGTSS

>vargina

SNEED GET FUCKED

Let's got Gardner Webb!

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>Oklahoma is the leading the tourney in offense. Kiss it.

Will my lakies draft Sneed or will he return for another year?

Holy fuck

virginia is absolutely pathetic lol

fuck off, loser faggot

First round loss part 2 jigggaaloooooo

formerly sucked

>Tenn has so much size
>jacks up 3s

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mmmmm looks like a pocket pool ladie

Fucking Virginia gonna do it two years in a row lmao

fuck the lakers why do you name a team in LA after a lake?

Would that warrant firing the head coach?

Can someone tell this Sisqo looking ass center that blond dies on black dudes is lame

4th-sneeded k-state has no answers for the 13th-sneed fightin' anteaters

100 percent yes. If he were winning the conference maybe you give him a pass.

Do not use the 60 post early new thread

why you worried how a dude looks?

Oh my god. Virginia is really going this again

Ok

>Sneed with the feed to muh girl!
>Sneed chucks up a 3!

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Let's go

How do we fix Virginia bros?

This is the one I was talking about