Baseball newfag here, what are some of the unwritten rules of baseball?

Don't steal bases when you're up by 5+.

this is fucking stupid because you can get 5 runs in one inning. baseball fags take things too personally. it's literally a part of the game. yet if you asked pitchers to stop throwing curve balls when they're up by 5 runs, people would be up in arms.

>forgets the best(((or worst)))one
ryan juice braun

wat
this is one of my least favorite, but you can steal as much as you want in more important games

there's a reason I omitted him
anyway, Hank "The Hebrew Hammer" Greenberg
>2x MVP
>4x AL home run leader
>4x AL RBI leader

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Don't slide into first

>Hank Greenburg

Canadians really don’t understand humor. Truly abhorrent posters.

he understood it completely, they're all just SJWs and they have to respond every time an american banters a minority, like clockwork.

Don't mention how boring it is.

Be a boring white male fan

every black player from Jackie Robinson to Barry Bonds in an American hero.

It's mostly superstition, and I played from the age of 4 to 25, at least what I can remember.

Never call your shot unless you want the ball thrown at your head. Don't use an open glove as a pitcher (literally broke this rule because I wanted the batter to know what I was throwing as a knuckle baller). Tip your hat when you hit a person, meaning you didn't mean to hit them. Which is the opposite in the US, it means you meant to hit them. It's convoluted nonsense. It's like a wink in the US, and being a cheeky fuck.

I despised wearing my pants up the socks. I thought it was bad luck.

I've literally seen people do that and I can't to choke on my hat and die. How did you even get here again?

I am out here stating FACTS and using LOGIC
name two good Jewish pitchers
Sandy Koufax, and...uhh...
that's right
nobody. why?
Jews can't pitch.

>Dwight Gooden
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They want to apologize for north america as though they're the spokespeople for it. AKA fuck them with a giant dick, into a hill. Baseball is the ultimate banter sport. Fuck those Canadian moose-fucking shitbath dog twats.

Also, bless you Ichiro for all you've done for the sport...since I'm in a baseball thread.

Take a caffeine pill before the start so you stay awake for the whole game

I think we can all agree Canadians get the rope first.

Or just fuck a new zealander in the ass for rugby points.

Here's a question, if a fiht breaks out and I'm on the bench, do I have to run out onto the field and get involved? What if I hate the fag that's getting his ass kicked?

You at least leave the bench. You can stand around and do nothing though.

Supposedly players aren't supposed to talk about no hitters once it's past the fifth. Bad luck.

Don't steal if you have a big lead it's considered disrespectful. Conversely it's also considered disrespectful to steal if you're down by a big margin. The logic in both cases is that the steal won't make a difference to the game but to me unless your roster spot is guaranteed you should be doing everything possible to succeed.

Stealing third with two outs is a dumb move. High risk, and if the pitcher gives up a single you're probably going to score anyway.

Pitchers are supposed to bean players on the other team if one of their team gets beaned.

No one but the pitcher is supposed to step on the pitcher's mound apparently.

Breaking it up a no hitter with a bunt is supposedly a coward's move which is funny to me considering so many of these rules exist to keep people from getting their feefees hurt to begin with.

If two outfielders are going after the same ball the ball defaults to the center fielder because he is likely your most mobile outfielder.

That's a strange question, and I assume you've only watched yankee/red sox games. You get up to protect your friends. The pitcher is usually a really fucking good fighter, no kidding and so is the catcher.

You support your colors in the time of need. That is YOUR TEAM. You ride and die together. Don't get up and you are a baby back, bitch.

Just hangout towards the back of the gaggle.

>The pitcher is usually a really fucking good fighter, no kidding and so is the catcher
Well I learned something new today, and I see your point. Like them or not you gotta at least step out onto the field. Thanks anons

Fuck off, right field. You're the team's retarded stoner.

Don’t you have some Muslims to shoot up?

This is why you're still a virgin.

Oh wait two more things
>How much shit can the players give umpires? I usually see those guys getting A LOT of lip from both pitchers and batters
>If I'm on first and I'm running to second, and the batter hits the ball into a double play scenario can I purposefully slide into the short stop to make him not throw? Will I get some kind of fine from the league?

47 times would like a word with you.
Admittedly, it was only with four women. I'm particular. I'm just drunk enough to qualify myself and watch Japanese people fuck up french fries horribly on youtube.

>WHY IS IT STILL IN THE OIL GODDAMMIT

No, fuck off, you know baseball. Take off your proxy.

If you feel lethargic before a "game', suck a cricketer's obviously much superior and girthy dick, the godly mix of hormones and electrolytes has been known to replenish faggots.

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I'll humor you.
In Japan- fucking none.
US? It's a dialogue but it's also a waste of time. They're still right (even if they're wrong) but the crowd likes the interplay so it well, happens.

I'll take my bigger dick, and superior intelligence with me then. You sub-human arab twat. You are nothing without your oil. Literally every race is better than you. Nobody wishes to have your genetic material infect their family lines.

Sorry but I'm in hyper-banter mode. To the point that I just want to be mean. Eh, is what it is.

Haha more like hyper-faggot mode amirite lads lmao

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>le cricket vs basbeall autism
Kys this isn't a youtube comment section

>Tip your hat when you hit a person, meaning you didn't mean to hit them.
>Which is the opposite in the US, it means you meant to hit them.

whut

If you're pitching a perfect game, do not mention that it's a perfect game. Broadcasters aren't even supposed to mention it, because it's bad luck to talk about it until after it happens. Broadcasters will mention that someone is "working on a no-hitter", but they will not mention it to players during the game.

Also do not bunt to break up a no-hitter or perfect game. This will warrant bean-ball retaliation several games down the road.

If you are pitching and get pulled during an inning, you have to sit there and watch the rest of the inning. Some times it's okay to leave so long as you didn't leave anyone on base.

Why wouldn't you want the pitcher to be butt bothered?

Because in white people sports you have honor and shit.

Because they throw 99 mph balls at your teammates, and there's plausible deniability for them when they kill your teammate with a bean.

Yes, cooler heads will stay on the fringes of the brawl. But if you don't get off the bench your teammates will probably shun you and you'll come across as a pushover to everyone present.

Think of it this way, if you got into it with the other team's players you'd want your teammates to have your back even if you don't like a few of them. They'd still run onto the field for you, so you should do it for them.

>try to injure someone cause your feelings got hurt
why are wh*te people like this?

don't slide into first base.

don't slide head first into second or third unless caught in a pickle

keep your cleats low when sliding feet first

never attempt an ass-first slide

>injure
did I say injure? i said kill

Nobody is going to support a loo poo chief. You'd have to do a lot more to actually make me mad. I felt bad about saying thing that I'm now certain, offended you.

>How much shit can the players give umpires?
Really depends on the umpire, some will let you get away with a lot and some will tell you to stop before they toss you and others are just bitches and toss you. MLB and MiLB players get to know the temperaments of umps, who than can banter with and who they can't. Arguing balls and strikes is pretty much a guaranteed toss though

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>hahhahhah right guys?
who was rooting for you? Cricket is sort of like, "hold on there are two pins down, and you fucking the donkey so go milk the cow and then the run is scored."

Go

I had one that either really liked my bullshit, or else loved to banter. I always loved getting him. HIs strike zone was very tough, but I didn't mind because man, his banter was fucking strong.

Let the visiting team have the first at-bat of the game. It's simply good manners.

Even if you hit a pop fly that's an easy out 99% of the time, you run the play out

Since you're all being patient and shit, I wanted to ask about this video and the definition of a no-hitter

youtu.be/_vUhSYLRw14

From what I know, a no-hitter is where a pitcher manages to pitch all 9 innings without getting hit. But there is a moment in the video where the hitter hit the ball back to Dock. Isn't that hitting the ball?

Any examples?

a no-hitter refers to a pitcher completing his duties without a *recorded* hit, meaning the opposing team did not reach base via hit. an opposing batter may make contact but if the fielders put him out then it is not a hit.

Nice. Thanks a lot