/hoc/

based

Reminder that leaf fags have 0 interest in discussing hockey

S

I wore braces in junior high

S

When will Mexico start to embarrass USA in hockey like they have done in football?

you can have an opinion once the team you cheer for isn't majority canadian

god give me the fucking strength to put up with the shit that happens for the islanders and any atlantic division teams not in ontario

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EDMONTON! YOU GAVE US YOUR POWER, IT'S TIME TO GIVE IT BACK! TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

hey bby

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red pill me on max verronneau

You face when Florida knock off Islander from the wild card spot?

yeah, i'm thinking this is based

>couture not on the ice for warm ups.
it just keeps getting worse. i really didn't think they could actually shork this season and here it is.

sounds like the villain in a nancy drew novel

Piss off leaf nigger. You can have an opinion when your done sucking cock. I dont see your ass on the NHL ice so it must be up in the air.

What's the difference between 'home' and 'away' stream ? Each stream supports a team or what ?

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S

ya seethe lad?

trip off, sam

something like this because the rules of math were just broken

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sort of yes, they're regional sports television networks who do coverage for a specific region or cities sports.

>which player would you like as a father?
Sydney Crosby 23.4%
Derek Stepan 14.2%
Patrik Laine 7.4%
Henrik Lundqvist 5.8%
Zach Parise 4.3%

>which player would you NOT like as a father?
Wayne Simmonds 33.2%
PK Subban 27.3%
Ryan Reaves 14.2%
Evander Kane 11.8%
Mikko Rantanen 4.9%

You only need to know that always when it's possible watch these teams broadcast/stream:

>Carolina
>Boston
>Winnipeg
>Dallas

I'm right

The broadcast team is different. Avoid Avalanche and Bruins home guys and you're good desu.

>avoiding based jack edwards
that's gonna be a yikes from me dog

one is for when you're at home so it trusts your computer, the other is when you're away from home and you don't want it to trust that computer in the future

You just pulled that out of your ass didn't you?

fucking nigger speak

Can we tak about cricket for a minute?

>avoid based edwards
absolutely disgusting

who would want a dad who is not going to have the mental capacity to take care of himself by 50

No put my dick into your moms ass and she had you nine months later, shit baby

no lad, there's a general for that

Yes, hello

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also avoid the succubus too

thx
don't worry when I'm away I use incognito mode

hey uhhh preds can you do something?

>halfway through game
>14 shots between both teams

who'd want a swedish father

See

just make sure you always watch the vegas home feed

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>jest

Sup homie

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SAM BTFO

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Black people

>vegas beating literally everyone at this time of year
we're going to get a finals repeat or knights/bolts

>shorts
>sams

Jackets score woo

GOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLL JACKIIIEEEEESSS
FUCK EDMONGOLIAN SINKPISSERS

how ya been

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hello fellow /lifelong/s

Why are we tolerating this mexican pedo?

bracket?

that's what i thought too

No I'm not giving him a you, but hes spamming pictures of underage girls right now

I've just seen than Belgium won the ice hockey european championship in 1913. What did you country win in 1913 guys ?

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t. drumpftard

mexico is based and /ourguys/

t. pedophile enabler

i wanna die

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REEEEEEEE FINNISH GOALTENDING

Surely Laine can score some goals and make a comeback, right?

lmaoing so hard @ ted rn

>pongs

how new are you that you think this is spam?

In 1913 Finland wasn't a country and even if it was we hadn't invented ice yet.

POST SMALL MURRAY

*builds a wall*
*throws this disgusting pedophile mexcrement off the top*

what were his fortnite stats like?

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NOT SO FAST

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based

how sad and mentally ill are you that you save pictures of little girls on your computer

go knights
Hahahahaha fuck winniggers

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she is 20 years old

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Let's go Sharkies!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i-i-i-i love little girls they make me feel so good.

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my avsies making the playoffs :)

>bishit

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>Finland wasn't created in 1913
people still mock Belgium being a non country :(

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>stars

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should i get booze lads?

Watching hockey for the first time. Nashville vs Pittsburgh. Is playing dramatic and rock music a common occurrence in this sport?

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commercial flying wasnt really available to normal people until after ww2. most "global" sporting events before that had very limited travel. the first trans-atlantic flight didnt happen until like the 1920s.

>pic is from 2015
You abhorrent pedophile fuck
kill yourself.

Just got home from work lads. Are the good guys winning?

They have started to win all of sudden. What has changed?

Worst Players in league
1. Milan Lucic
2.
3.
4.
5.

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sometime's its country music. others it's baby shark. welcome lad.

sometimes they play electronic music too

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during breaks in play they play music to hype up the crowd
you got a problem with that?

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we get it you're mad. now instead of trying to tell everyone how to act to make you happy how about you shut the fuck up

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a really good shipment of Disco Shit to the Rockies

for me its "For Those About to Rock"

Disgusting faggot pedo OUT. Sick degenerate.

Grubauer awoke
Barrie started scoring again

Disgusting faggot leaf OUT. Sick degenerate.

I think the game's intense enough without the music

>Reminder the Clarkson Cup will be broadcast on three national networks in both Canada and the US
>Reminder the Isobel Cup was on a twitter stream

It's abnormal for them to play it during action, it's only when play stops.

Enjoy your prison time getting raped, you truly deserve it. Hope you can find a way to kill yourself in there.

HAHA! TIME FOR >shorks HOCKEY!

ALRIGHT LADS, GIVE THE BOYS YOUR ETERNAL STRENGTH!

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maybe cricket is more your speed.

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oh no now you're pro rape? that's DISGUSTING. get out GET OUT GET OUT

Oh no, I just got new internet and now my flag changed to American
Might have to switch back to Bell

>tfw never thought twice about the >shorks but their faggy fans here ruined them for me forever

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I'm pro pedophiles getting raped yes. Which you are, a disgusting degenerate pedo. Just save a kids life and end yours.

Whatever you say, idc. Belgium used to be a great ice hockey nation

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Gary, get rid of the long change in 3on3 ot

I'll heem you easily, lad.

absolute brainlet.

what do you have against the olympics? are you musilm? is that why you can't look at a professional athlete that happens to be female and think about nothing but raping them?

>only SHIT teams playing tomorrow

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>saving pictures of underage girls on your PC under the guise of being interested in the sport.
If you need me to buy you some suicide supplies, I'll gladly send you a rope or a bag and some helium. If I was a disgusting degenerate pedo like you I would do kill myself too. Save the world some grief.

Why does LA stink so much?

'POLOGIZE

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>Ryan Dzingel
>The D is silent

thanks for giving nashville one free point.

>smashville
youtube.com/watch?v=_asNhzXq72w

*dabs on redditville redditors*

immigration
smog
homeless
improper trash disposal

Not even joking, I'm properly flustered by the thought I may have to post as an American and not a leaf while at home

booze it is. thanks for the help boys

this is a sports board I'm sorry your brain goes to dark places and you think so much about suicide. go for a walk outside sometime you'll feel better.

in the meanwhile I recommend you stay away from figuring skating, tennis, diving, and gymnastics. and volleyball. and handball. and pretty much just stay away from all women if you can't even look at them without thinking about fucking them. and definitely don't move near a school you psycho

gentleman's point

looks like we're all but guaranteed jets/stars and preds/blues matchups

also sharks likely playing vegas

>Tigers team looses at home
>home crowd cheering for the away team
YIKES

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bruh just get a vpn

that was a great game 2bh

>Segiun is 0 for 9 in scoring in last 9 games
I thought he was the franchise player here?

I like the Knights

it was but >we have gone to overmeme about 12 consecutive games

>shorks

please remember jordan eberles message

For me, it's gotta be the Las Vegas Golden Knights! Haha :D

was it about busting out of bustmonton

based

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>get shut out back to back games
>now tied with the pongs

its over isnt it...

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>rantanen is kill
fuck

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i'm thinking of a team with a small, cringy fanbase..

Who is winning the east this year?
It seems like it's Bolts or Caps.

Is it one of these?:
>Canes
>Knights
>Avs
>Wild
>Devils
>Jets
>Ducks

it's already happening. shoks fans in hiding

Wonder if he broke a rib or something?

penguins win lmao

>having hundreds of pictures of underage girls saved to your computer.
You're a disgusting degenerate pedo and all the mental gymnastics in the world cant change that.

>tfw you still make the playoffs

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the west carleton warriors already won the chevrolet™ good deeds cup this year

I don't though?

I hope not.
I hope it's just him being a pussy like he usually is when he takes a weird hit.
Losing him and Landeskog would be the nail in the coffin for the season.

Coyotes lost tonight, it’ll be a miracle if we can still clinch that wild card. Being an Arizona sports fan is suffering.

*dabs on the young expansion teams*

coyotes are DUST

at least you guys got jimmer

No more (You)s given to pedo degenerates.

didn't BJs lose to the Oilers last time they played?

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how is /hoc/ dealing with the australia and new zealand Yea Forums bans
me: I'm struggling

At least you have a team. Imagine what it's like living in QC or Atlanta

LMAOING SO HARD @ TED

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...no, I don't see that happening.

*ptooh*

Can't wait to see Jimmer+Booker backcourt combine for 70 shot attempts and 70 points.

Atlanta deserved relocation

is it just me or do players get in the face with pucks like, all the fucking time?

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Don't care, hate you all, glad, hope you die

now fuck off you sunbelt retard that doesn't know shit about hockey

Time to come out of hiding, oil bros. WHIP THEM ALBERTA DICKS OUT.

>manlets
this is what happens to you

Fuck off sam, the only reason the Thrashers relocated is because the owners wanted the Hawks but the ownership group was forcing the Hawks and Thrashers as a package deal. They basically told the NHL "help us sell the team and relocate it or we fold the franchise" so they moved them to Winnipeg because it was the only city with a sizable arena at the time.
You're fucking lucky you have the Jets at all.

if there is a ban, how are you posting right now?

Just relocated the leafs to Atlanta in NHL 19 after trading all picks and worthwhile players the scoreboard abbreviation is FAG and they're called the leafs

Stors fans already leaving kek

GO AVS GO

Good, could be better, but I guess >we are gonna make it in. How 'bout you?

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>stors
thanks for the spot, boys
also big thanks to the flylels and kitties

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don't sleep on >us

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fuck, now we got two teams 4 points ahead to beat

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Trashers had garbage attendance.

the people that own the arena and apehoop team dont want a nhl team in there. they make more money having concerts and stuff.

hey at least you may do some damage in the playoffs.

Not any worse than the Yotes or Panthers. It didn't help that the only time they made the playoffs they had a first round exit.

Noel Acciari took one straight to the mouth this season.
Had 14 stitches and 2 teeth knocked out, didn't miss a game though.

Good time for Avs to catch fire. Back in that play off spot.

i swear to god if the teds actually lose their playoff spot by the >soilers

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it's a DNS ban from our ISPs, it can be circumvented but 99% can't be bothered

>Weinerpeg justs

sharks forwards are the ultimate system babies. literally can't play if it gets disrupted.

They actually were pretty easy to negotiate with from my experience

why hasn't /pol/ been shut down yet? you have several people there openly planning to carry out copycat attacks

english, doc

yotes and pathers should be relocated too

Gary told me that they are planning on shutting Yea Forums down.

the ownership group had issues with each other and all ended up suing each for control of the teams/arena. it was not a pleasant divorce.

oh, you got banned by your government, not by Yea Forums, I got it

I'm coming to kill you tonight

man give internet
man say Yea Forums bad
man no let use Yea Forums
can use Yea Forums secretly but it hard

pretty good ready for playoffs. got my gf's birthday this weekend and her friend's wedding next weekend so I'll get that shit out of the way and have an excuse to do nothing but watch hockey for a while

Probably why they split urls to be perfectly frank the stuff here is mostly harmless banter compared to there

do something about it. go kill them!

not even from the government, it was a unilateral decision from the internet service providers and I personally reckon that's a bit fucked when they can go out and freely ban access to sites whenever they want

hopefully theyre tracking people on there and will hunt them down like the animals they are

Thank fuck. I want to be free of this place already.

Imagine getting your life in order when this place goes down.

>australia and new zealand Yea Forums bans
why and when did this happen

91613281
reported to law enforcement.

I can't wait to stop using this website as an emotional crutch and move on with my life.

Evening. Blues will win the Stanley Cup this year.

>jest

>winniggerpeg JUSTS

gooodieee

>why
christchurch shooter had connections to Yea Forums so aussie/kiwi ISPs rangebanned it
>when
about a week ago

>kongs

/pol/

>mfw i look back and realize the decline in my life exactly corresponds with when i started going on Yea Forums

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Sounds like a plan, enjoy m8

there's plenty of other chans to use

I'm an alcoholic and have no social life.
But I make a lot of money..
Is my life in order or not? Because I'm really not sure at this point.

how old are you? just making a lot of money and get yourself together in like 5 years

it just gets boring here and doing literally anything is better use of your time

same. I have no friends but I have a girlfriend though so I think I'm good

keep making*

How new are you to think that would actually happen? Yea Forums has been through worst shit and is still here. Plus the shooter was from infinity

32
Yeah i do too but im not sure what that counts for

Same nigga, same

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NOT SO FAST POOUGHTY

Is it the coyotes? We have furries because of howler

getting to the point that I'm actually worried to marry her because I don't have anyone to be groomsmen. gonna have to do a real life I love you man

I have been involved in some kind of online community since I was about 11. 4channel is just kind of like an easy catchall. If it were to ever disappear I would find something new.

how much yearly

oh i thought you'd be younger, you need to be giving me life advice, get on it

I've only been here for 3 days. How do you make your text green? I don't see the font options.

yo fly me down ill stand up for you

he posted threads on regular /pol/ too about the girl who got run over

Heh I was doomed the whole time

he literally posted on Yea Forums

thanks fren

zack kassian looks like he's always on mdma

I'm very comfortable, I'm not going to measure dicks. There's probably people here who make more.

did he really? how do you know?

yeah right, you probably don't even make 7 digits
poorfags make me puke

what's your story user? mine's this
>have a knowledge of Yea Forums going back to 2007 because weeb friends and Yea Forums was a known thing
>never really browsed myself
>2013 rolls around
>my bloody valentine suddenly release a new album for the first time in over a decade
>the surprise release breaks everything, can't get it off the official website, torrent sites, anything
>think to myself "i bet Yea Forums will have it"
>go to Yea Forums
>sure enough i find a link
>hmm, this place is kind of funny
here we are six years later

>teds heeming their own goalie

I make $13,000 a year lad.

You have to post every single day for 3 months fuck the jannies with a smug frog and the option will be showed to you next time you post

Still, this place is still here and will probably continue to be here after we all are gone from it

Hopefully we don’t move. They’ve talked about it and everyone hates the City if Glendale. Arizona sports in general have shitty owners, the Suns won’t share the area with the yotes. Most of the Hokey fans are white and white people live on the other side of the valley, so the arena is about a 2 hour drive for most hokey fans. I wish we would just fucking share it with the suns. In good news at least have the kachina jersey as an alternate.

KEEP GOING, OILERS! WIN IT FOR THE CANADIENS!

>reasonable thinking
I don't think /hoc/ is for you lad

what do we think of malcom subban?

Peanut crisps are fucking greet

MCBEAST!

he had /nrl/ memes in his manifesto

the teds actually got knocked out of the playoff spot by the fucking soilers

who cares, just say it

it was the opposite for me

>trade for a bunch of meme players
>suck even worse than before

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Guys this is the year I get a girlfriend. I can feel it

FUCK fucking fuck fuck
Fuck Edmonton
I just want to kill hal

at least we helped the teds get knocked out by losing?

FUCK EVERYTHING THIS TEAM IS GOING SOUTH

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just bee yourself breh

Based oilers. Hope they get another first overall.

same, these digits confirm it

the madmen are actually doing it

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>you need to be giving me life advice, get on it

here's some life advice: quit your expectations and stereotypes of people, be more respectful and shut the fuck up

LIVING IN THE LIMELIGHT
THE UNIVERSAL DREAM
FOR THOSE WHO WISH TO SEEM

I like shitposting about hockey though. ruins fan.
close to 6, just say that.

>must win game
>put in korpisalo

will mcmeme go up on stage and announce the kaako draft?

>broke up with HS girlfriend and started avoiding my friends because she was mutual friends with most people I knew
>Started going to an afterschool club for smash bros to try to meet people
>One day someone I was getting to know let it slip that he regularly visited Yea Forums, I later figured out he also frequented /fa/ and Yea Forums
>Start frequenting Yea Forums afterwards
>Graduate and go to college
>To much of a loner to meet anyone so I use Yea Forums as a social crutch
>Start going to other boards like Yea Forums and Yea Forums
That was almost 7 years ago now, jesus time flies

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What's Ted up to tonight?

thank you McCHAD

grease has (you)'d me like 5 times this thread

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six figures or six hundred thousand

probably only about his usual 3-4 inches

c'mon ted let's see those missed the playoffs dicks

figures. like i said, its not a crazy amount, but i live comfortably.

>ruins
based. Bruins Knights scf will be fun.

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LEON DRAISAITL

Shit final desu

TED GOT DABBED ON
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

honestly i want to see shorks and ruins.
their games this year have been great.

are the values of yous going up or or are they going down?

feel you man, maybe one day we can escape

my son makes 6k figures as an artist in NYC

HELL YEAH, LADS.

>go all in
>miss ploffs

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should have made friends with your minor hockey teammates. you did play right?

okay?

how are the knights so good actually

>W5ENERPEG JUST

just don’t be bad

>*equips invisibility cloak*
>heh nothing personnel kiddos

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Gary gave them roids

shitty sam btfo

thank you oilers for not fucking everything up for once

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>JE5T5

muh band of misfits

I played until right before the start of high school, I was shit so I didn't want to continue.

it's funny how far a little gumption can take you if you have enough guts to see it through

Thats good m8, glad you're succesfull

i fucking hate you but at least the teds aren’t in the playoffs now

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Hey /hoc/ how's it going?

Not sure what that means, especially in the NYC artist community, but pretty sure I want no part of it.

>anime

didn't they beat the BJs last time they played?

>ted, randy, and sam absolutely BTFO
what an amazing day

who here /lifelong/
imagine losing 5-0 against my nigga Malcolm Subban

>KONGS

you got to accentuate the positive, user

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As a caps fan I’m hate watching Vegas so hard right now. As a result I’m all Jets tonight. I fucking hate Reaves, hate their fans, and most of all hate the stupid announcers calling goals. Fuck Vegas.

Thinking about (you)

Thanks m8.

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FOR YOUR VEGAS GOLDEN KNIGHTS

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I want my wins damnit and at least a goal. My mood has been terrible and the past two games getting shut out hasn’t made me feel any better

hey guys, fairly new fan here, second season watching. what's icing?

>I fucking hate Wilson, hate their fans, and most of all hate the stupid announcers calling goals. Fuck the Caps

It goes on cakes, Americans call it frosting, same thing though

The sugary stuff you use to decorate a cake

what i did to yo momma's womb 9 months before you were born

grim

caps fan here
fuck the reddit knights

SEETHING

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Where can I subscribe to your blog?

>brainlet letting emotions control him
sad

imagine being baited by reddit posting.

Im late but wanted to leave a "haha" towards Nashville.

reddit.com

vegas trips checked

Completely BOILING

le golden boys are my favorite :)

we're not dead yet

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I’m rooting for you guys

hell yeah brother

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>tfw double hatty for Marchessault and Karlsson

imagine being baited by reddit responses to redditposting
fucking idiot

am a drunk idiot, i mean Smith and Karlsson

for guys that hate reddit so much, you seem to know a lot about how people post and act over there, you guys must spend a lot of time there

t. Absolutely assblasted jest fan

Glendale fucking sucks. They cried so much that the Coyotes changed their name from the Phoenix to the Arizona coyotes. Fuck Glendale.

It’s a nicer city than phoenix

i live in vegas with my boyfriend

nope
the only one assblasted is the one who got baited (you)

just got here. what are people mad at the knights for now?

Semen deficiency

existing

Winnipeg is getting assfucked right now. Fuck leafs.

btfo >our teams

anti-catenazzio rule

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my wife's work friend introduced me to hockey. he's such a good poker player too

>poo jackets

Tfw wanna pick up poker because I'm good at it but also dont because I'd have to risk money.

based

gambling is haram

one time when i was younger i went to the casino with my friend and some old boomer there taught us how to play craps. he won us both $200 before he got up to leave.
thanks for reading my blog.

...

is harambe haram?

my wife is out at dinner with her coworker (male, hes super chill) so i got the whole place to myself as i watch my knighties

Yeah but the host of the twitter stream was a 10/10. Alexis Pearson

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Nice try sparkledogs. Maybe next year.

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I know they can't stop scoring against your team, but 58 goals seems a little far fetched lad.

>cuckposting

No it’s not, they should have moved to Scottsdale or stayed in Phoenix proper. Also the city of Glendale are shity to the coyotes.

Better than 99% of the "stories" people here tell.

>>>/edgy.net/

Barkov is the only ELITE finn in the league

this is the post

Can someone shut the window I’m too comfy to get up

...

sure lad, was gona get another beer anyway. you want one?

no it isn't

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I don't get it

Thanks user what are we drinking

Do the faggot furries even have a fanbase? Seriously who the fuck watches hockey in the butthole known as Arizona?

unironically agree

the relocanes autist must have offed himself

Hi fren

God is Good

*Russian

tonight, it's lagunitas

Maybe that's why he's not a bust like Laine. He's Russian born in Finland

my girlfriend is out having a girl's night at the club while i watch my golden nites

decent

looking forward to teds elimination day

business idea: /hoc/ gets a puppy and name it BARKov

It's funny, because when most people say "I wanna die" or "brb killing myself" or whatever after that kind of game, they're joking, but honestly, I've barely got anything else to look forward to, so what the fuck do I do? Go lie down and pretend that the Jackets aren't just one more disappointing aspect of my life, like they're not just an escape from, but a reminder of, how mundane and shitty every single day is?

not bad, the only ipa my corner store sells.

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damn the games tomorrow are SHIT

Quit smoking pot

Comment from Rieders agent Darren Ferris. “I am totally astonished and disappointed that the president of an NHL team can make such a callous and reckless statement about a player. This is unacceptable.”

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Edmonton are completey fucked. No free agent will sign in Edmonton after this.

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bad ted larp.

for me, it's lmaoing at the one seething Canadian and one seething American at the golden knights. and also at the winniniggerpeg jest

this game needs a fight

Not really sure what he hoped to accomplish with that statement. Everyone knows Rieder has been shit.

best nhl dog is bark-andre furry

...

GUYS WHY ARE MY GOLDEN KNIGHTS SO BASED?!

just wanted to make his season ticket holders believe they are just one or two bad players away from being a legit team so they continue shelling out thousands of dollars for season tickets.

apparently he didnt single rieder out. people were asking him about rieder and he just unloaded on him instead of like answering the question without actually answering it.

TOO MUCH MAN

>literally shutout by subban
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

for me, its not spending a dime on this league until bettman dies of whatever alzheimer shit he has right now. he shakes worse than micheal j fox

He's trying to put the blame on other people than himself of course.

youtube.com/watch?v=eNYxwq3u55A

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

I would throw shade at you for this but you live in Winnipeg and that's punishment enough

im pretty sure that is parkinsons not alzheimers

Avs/Canes for the Stanlee check the numbers

I don't actually.
And white people don't say throw shade, fyi. If you're going to larp as a hockey fan you might want to avoid negro terms.

>letting subban get a shutout
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF LAINE

its zoomertalk grampa

mad

ah yes
a horrible death for bettman. I've bought an old bottle of scotch, I'm going to save it for when he dies and then I'm going to fly out, get a hotel nearby and drink the entire bottle in the hotel room, then wake up the next morning and piss some radioactive looking hearty pee onto his grave.

Wherever you """live""" you're a bitter angry piece of shit. Just FYI.

based

not white
stay mad tyrese

mad

WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO MY NITES ARE THE BEST

gg sam
please come see me soon

>all he can do is repeat himself
never been that mad before

mad

Vegass sure talks alot of shit for being cuplets.

Yeah but such a shitty scapegoat. He could've scored 20 goals, and their differential would still be like -30, while the worst team in the playoffs currently is like -7 (the Coyotes)

i hope he gets a hunchback as he gets older

now that /cric/ is dead. we need more slappers to compete with all the 10's in the liga mx threads.

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you'd be surprised at how many season ticket holders would buy an excuse like that.

they asked about reider specifically. it wasnt like they asked >who on the team fucked this season up? and then blamed him.

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>jests
>contenders
Pick one Sammie

>they
it was probably one retard. there's always one guy who doesn't know shit that asks all the dumb fucking questions at these things

does she really compete with the liga mx girls? i don't think so tim.

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Spoiler that hog

based wildbro

Seething.

*blocks your path*

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Yeah but he didn't have to firmly tie Rieder under the oncoming line of buses with a ridiculous comment that makes him out as the sole reason they aren't in the playoffs. The entire team is built upon Chiarelli's folly and he's the one who should be taking the brunt of the blame
Hall for Larsson is the worst trade in the league since Forsberg for Erat. Lucic was a terrible signing even at the time, and he's added nothing significant to support Connor and Leon

How many cups have the jets won?

T. Cuplet

hi m8
question: is sunbelt a /hoc/ meme or is it a real life meme?

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how can they even keep bob nicholson in charge now? not only does he make a terrible decision to shit all over reider but he was the man who hired chia. literally one of the worst gms ever and now hes in charge of hiring another new gm. its grim for mcmeme.

>4 points back
Oh sweaty

we were like 9 points back last week

/hoc/ meme

Go knights! Now that's a hockey team.

Show me the nips or piss off

>jests
>contenders

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>1st nhl goal on jones
EVERY FUCKING TIME

Not happening Ling

thats disappointing

learn to google

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when chia was in charge of the bruins he was the guy who traded away seguin too. say what you will about seguin but they didnt get a very good return on him.

their top 2 dmen won’t be back until the playoffs AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

there are three things that are based:
- my golden knites
- food trucks
- nintendo

I only ask Jeeves

the most hilarious thing is that bracketcuck had to un-grey >us because of his retarded assumptions.

why disappointing?

what is a food truck

t. has a manbun

>jon3s

how do you not know food trucks

>end-of season stretch
every season

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kill me. i hate this

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A truck made of food

yo vegas actually has a path to getting home ice adv. over the sharks lol

I wish nothing but suffering on commiefornia and it’s “fans”

T.same

Who in their right mind would willingly larp as a soiboy?

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>fly-over grammar

>Allowing that shot to even take place
Where the fuck is the Sharts D, Jesus fuck

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what a fucking idiot you are, stop disgracing yourself

top zozzle

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>pedosota

has any fraud been exposed as badly as erik karlsson this season? people thought he was going to get a poo doughty tier extension. lmao

>mfw i move to nevada next year and adopt >my knights

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Pls shorks

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simek has been hurt lad

>bragging about moving to nevada
worse than bragging about moving to winnipeg

I just assume there are no knights fans on /hoc/
It's all falseflagging

must be pretty desperate to move out to a shanty desert town

you wish

I've fallen off of a boat into a raging river. I can assure you it's much more intense than jumping into a calm ocean.

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Yeah, I do wish

a motorboat or like a paddleboat?

What are we wishing for?

>Sharks
>O6
Hello retard

Hello newfag

enjoying your first week here nufriend?

Raft

>shorks
>not o6
doesn't get newer than this

wish in one hand and shit in the other and tell me which fills up faster

Have you ever seen a non-falseflag knights post? I haven't.

91614654
91614658
Shant be reverse baited

Nothing is stopping me from filling my hand with the throat of a Vegass faggot

Yes, there is at least one other knights fan and he's a fucking faggot who's to afraid to fight me so fuck him.
Except your own obesity.

Where you at pussyfart, I'll make you eat those words

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

shorks seriously need to stop going for the extra attacker

pathetic. idc if people were hurt.

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Neu

>shorks

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ownership would probably have to change at this point, the old boys club is real

>rags

Fuck VGK
Vegas needs another mass shooting.