USA vs Ecuador thread

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ecuador wins by 4

In.

Go Ecuador

Pretty shit line up from >us tbqh. Johnson sucks, Long sucks, Yedlin isn't starting and Zardass really sucks

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Good luck, lads.

>Jordan Memeriss is still a thing

>Tim Ream
Have >we not learned >our lesson from his performance against Costa Rica?

are they better or worse than trinidad and tobago?

Why does a country the size of the US suck so much??? FUCK

why is that literal who nigger keeper starting? what happened to that brugge meme?

top tune
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at this point we have more good looking guys in our starting XI than you

where is the ginger from bremen?

on bremen's bench

can't stay up to watch but I'm rooting for you amerilards

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Stream?

Come on America. We need you to get to the World Cup for more memes. Not the same without you.

>Taylor Twellman on commentary

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god i want to fuck any blonde girl in that stadium

FIGHT

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>morris
>adams

Fuck

Go Asian bud
White women are a lost cause

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any streams? reddit and discord are dead or spanish only

AND WIN

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The worst thing about South American anthems is they sound like they are composed for 5 instruments, so they are carnival music

Our retard coach thinks he's not good enough

nothing on footybite?

stream plz

Nobody cares, it’s March Madness

stream?

At least it's not Stu Holden

Our shit national team is ran by MlelS executives who want shit MlelS players called up and the coach is an MlelS nobody who thinks he's the American Guardiola with some fancy super complex system (btw he won exactly zero trophies with the Columbus Crew and has a career +6 GD in his 5 years with them.)

>ladies and gentlemen
>please stand for this honorary black person singing out anthem again

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AND CUM!

Firstr ow

No one cares about slave athlete nignogs doing it for free, flyover. Watch the NBA like a normal human being

>USA USA USA

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why did they scream night so loud

POST AMERICAN BEAUTIES BOYS

THIS IS WHAT WE FIGHT FOR

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Reminder that true britbongs support their American cousins

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Bercuckler is a joke

checked and based
it's coming home

Adams is good tho. Gregg is playing out of position though

I didn't even fill out a bracket this year. I literally can't name a single player playing in it this year besides the 2 future Dook NBAers.

BASED

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Dont. We dont need anyone supporting this joke of a federation and manager who are all cucked by the likes of the mls like puppets.

Based. If this was the south I would let you do things to me.

Gonna get on the bandwagon early lads
BERHALTER OUT

you still dont get that the entire system is based around adams?

every link on that site is dead

What's Ecuador like?

MLS is based
Support your local

>stooped kid
Jordan Morris

Hey mates, can I get a stream?
I don't pay for cable it's worthless.

How big is her benis?

Based Anglosphere forever

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Huh, that actually looked pretty good.

Stream?

>you now remember that time Jordan 'cuck' Morris turned down going to Yurop

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>Zardes

how she managed to go in?

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Who's the captain?

BERHALTER HATERS SHOOK

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Oh, so we're just playing hoofball

>adams

>Valencia is the best player on the pitch in 2019

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The mls is for faggot soiboy cucks

is there fucking seriously no streams anywhere?

Fulham's brave Tim Ream

Is Ecuador a good team? US is looking not too bad but the buildup play isn't really there.

firstrowsports.eu

>is there fucking seriously no streams anywhere?
Just settle for watching it on the free mexican channel like the rest of us faggot.

They're better than Peru and we tied 1-1 with them

Dios mio...

I shouldn’t have picked St Mary’s bros. Why did nobody tell me they have so many slow white guys?

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>tie
>1-1

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Cam on Police sick score sam fookin goals!

You can try plebbit soccer streams. The only useful thing those faggots offer

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Friendly reminder this is a friendly and not a competitive matchup. I'm still watching to see how this new coach does though.

>my little sawker
I expected more from the gringofats. Imagine starting a shitter like Arriola who was mediocre with Xolos

When is this twink going to post his nudes like Landon Donovan?

Livetv.sx has some.

CAYESE PUTO

Chelsea will corrupt him

stream ples?

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why the fuck is adams playing fullback? he should be playing where pulisic is, and pulisic should be playing where morris is.

Thanks.

Wow Tyler Adams starting at RB? Berhalter acting like a fucking asshat with that one.

Berhalter is a joke. Team looks lost right now

Usa is not a white Countriy. It is a brown hispanic nation

>not even a single stream on reddit
the absolute state of irrelevancy

Because Berhalter is a fucking idiot

Zardes is trailing way too far back

YOU ES AY

YOU ES AY

CAYESE PUTO

based

Didn't Klinsmann beat Ecuador in Copas?

GIWTWM
I
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i could see giving him a jog out at lb because we are barren there, but rb we actually have a competent starter for the next two cycles. there's no reason for adams to be playing there.

ty mate

>Schalke

Yedlin is trash

You can tell Tyler Adams is fucking pissed. Amateur hour shit wishes he was back in Leipzig.

Lol "good in the air, McKennie" yeah right nigger.

MATA A LOS GRINGOS Y CHINGUE TUS MADRES EN LAS BOMBAS APESTOSO :^D

Shere is the efrain alvarez?

what was it?

He hurt his tiddy

Berhalter looks confused and scared

just score goals you fucking shitters

>pulisic does a step over
>DIOS MIO QUE CRACK, A LO MESSI
wtf is wrong with these univision commentators

>lUlSA

Cool, thanks.

PULIGOAT

>arreola

>mfw chicanos

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Arriola sucks.

Didn't realize so many niggers lived in Ecuador I picture it more white.

OH NO NO NO NO

>bradlel warming up
OH NO NO NO NO NO

*clap clap*
VAMOOOOOOOOOOS
SCOAR SAM FUKEN GOALS

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i suggest you go back to playing FIFA

Weah or Sargent would've buried that

lol how do you not score that? Arriolas what a cunt.

Mexico all the way down just gets blacker and blacker

#redpill

Based spics are mort patriotic than you annoying eurosnob fucks

I'd unironically rather see 99 year old DaMarcus Beasley back in the lineup than Bradlel.

>whatsapp
>skype
wonder what the slack for the team is, these jerkoffs are so enamored with start-up culture, already have had a hackathon for the federation.

Where are they?

are trapps gay?

Olympic camp which is stupid.

oh no no no no no no HAHAHAHAAHAH this shit is hilarious

>Florida infrastructure

>Mexico all the way down just gets blacker and blacker
B-but argentina told me they're white.

ref
ball

U-23 camp

SEETHING Sudaca

>zardass

*bing* *bing*
come on UU SS AA
score some freaking goals

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SHUT THE FUCK UP TAYLOR YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT

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>

this is their president, you tell me how white are they lmfao

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SCORE

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your manager is a fucking retard

>that looked level to me
fucking retard. Even Lalas is better than Twellman

>Pulisic dispossessed again

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OOOOOOF

What did he say? I'm watching Univision lol

Trivago mentioned!

>SOON

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Anybody else from Yea Forums here?

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Ecuador lineup

>Dominguez
>Achiller
>Caicedo
>Arboleda
>Paredes
>Mendez
>Grueso
>Orejuela
>Valencia
>R Ibarra
>Ibarra

Literally a Concachampions game

too much pressure on pulisic

>Lahm mentioned
DRINK

Pep= Berhalter mention coming up

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they are both literal teenagers getting limited time at the club level. it's not that insane an omission, considering they are training for a u23 tournament. i'd rather see them involved here, but it's not the dumbest thing he's done.

Jordan Morris really graduated from Stanford?

Yea

>press pull

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claiming the obvious offside wasn't offside

Stop saying that. She's a real girl.

>imagine being a gringofat

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He shouldn't be playing as a 10. Bruce Arena tried that and it didn't work

fuck off seething hater
you only hate the team because they're good
fuck you, be good at something in your life then try to troll the team on this board
that's just you, always getting it wrong

Checking in.

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SUP ESE

Could the US team with Mckennie beat Schalke without him?

yikes

post hentai or get out

how dare you, it took the federation, and his brother a high up in said federation, over a year to get him from columbus.

The chicanos only cheer for the USMNT when it suits them, I'd rather play on an empty stadium than having a fake audience as the mexicans

Are you watching the sub17 Peru-Chile?

Fuck off colombian subhuman

The Bong has a point. They never should have fired Klinsmann. They would be actually be a better team had they kept him and >Tripadvisor and Trivago might never have happened desu

For me, it's deedee pulisic

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>that nigga with his mom
kek

that paul ariola guy seems decent

The absolute state of Ecuadorian conditioning. They can't hang with us.

Why do the US try to play Pulisic as 10? He doesn't have the skillset to do that

Is his brother special needs?

does nobody remember the first 75% of that qualifying campaign?

what the fuck do people think would have happened to our shitty team if we made it to the last wc? would've been a blood bath.

Me in the middle

Berhalter is fucking trash

CAMPANA IN WHEN?

Wil Trapp isn't bad

I'm supporting the US you mong, I want to see them in international competitions for the banter

nope. nigga just has the dopest t shirt in the game.

He's learning from Rooney. Thank you based bongs

It’s ok you’re welcomed here to.

I have never nor ever will cheer for the USMNT. The fans are the biggest faggots in any sporting contingent in the US. I unironically enjoy hearing about gringos going abroad during international games or the World Cup and getting robbed/killed.

no, why do you ask?

klansmann and his rotating of everyone every game is why >we dropped points.

He's the American Jorginho (and that's a bad thing)

zardes is the biggest hack get off the field

I don't rate him much but he's unironically the least bad of the MLS Battalion. He works hard, decently fast and he can track back to defend but he's technically really limited and sucks at finishing. Crossing isn't that good either.

t.

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>no angel mena
>no campana
Ecuador literally playing with their B team.

He and Morris are both shit. Give me Weah and Sargent all day

The pokemon shirt and the glazed look in his eyes

he's okay. if he's our depth guy for the next cycle or two, we're fine.

if we are relying on him to be a productive force, we are fucked.

Nope I'm on my car heading home

Bro get inside and drive that's really fucking unsafe

jordan morris must be pretty smart, but goddamn does he look retarded when he's running

What are some American chants?

I love the Tom Petty one

I

BUILD THAT WALL

At least they would have still qualified.

>lost to Mexico at home
Sucks, but it's not like they still couldn't have qualified. Nobody remembers who finished 1st in fucking qualification.

>BTFO by Costa Rica on the road
I honestly don't remember the last time they won there or even got a draw. They even got a point at Mexico last time out.

In either case, it's like they only judged him on those two results and forgot about him getting out of a Group of Death they were predicted to finish last in at the 2014 WC and getting to the semis of the Copa.

I BELIEVE

>associating I Won't Back Down with Petty and not Johnny Cash
pleb spotted

Halftime

Go USA

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you are mis-remembering, my friend. the round before the hex was a disaster.

usa only chance of scoring is attacking from the left, morris is an overweight shitter

damn, I haven't heard of most of these players
what happened?

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shit half, berhalter out

semen

>FIGHT AND WIN

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>0-0 at the half
well guys i gave it a shot but i don't think this semen slurping sport is for me

Johnny Cash was a nigger

For me it's chinese propaganda

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yay marines

Generational change, since the last year they haven't called their "A" team except the youngster among those.

MOVE BITCH, GET OFF THE PITCH, GET OFF THE PITCH, BITCH, GET OFF THE PITCH

El PeruANO senores

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USA
USA
USA

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Fuck me we look like shit out there. Berhalter fucked us with this lineup, and his formation. We cant even handle being pressed.

rare

Why Ecuador isn't using Angel Mena? He's literally the best player in LigaMX right now

kys yourself subhuman

new generation coming up. our last decent players all took retirement paydays with MLS and started declining. Then the guys a bit younger than them simply aren't that good. We have a bunch of very promising guys who are 24 and younger, and a few even younger guys representing our first academy products that are looking pretty good. They've been getting looks, with an eye to the next 2 wc.

kek is this real?

midfield is way too crowded

How is McKennie doing at Schalke? I know he starts a good amount but is he actually good or is he just another one of those half black guys the germans love to play so no one calls them racist?

Bolillo only wants to make tests, not really focused on winning the match

Akshually having Adams come inside as an IWB to join a 3 man midfield and leave Morris/Zardes as the wing outlet is a stroke of genius from the American Bruno Genesio.
Pleb

It is

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One more half

Hes pretty decent, and has shown up against way better teams

Daily reminder that this is the man US Soccuck wasted a year to hire.

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No Photoshop or parody of something

>Kek that random marine ad.
Does other country also have those?

He's arguably their best player but only because >Schalke are a train wreck. He's rumored to being sold to an EPL team because >Schalke are running into financial trouble.

>American ads

top wew

mind boggling.

I can't tell if youre joking or not. If not you are seriously fucking retarded.

it's not as though we can't afford an accomplished yuro coach, bunch of cheapskates

>Hammarby
What a name

And Doyle wants us to believe we aren't ran by Garber?

He just never looks that good to me. Seems really reckless with the ball. Not very technically gifted. Why would you want someone like that in the center of the pitch?

China is gonna take over the US and it's beautiful

There's a mexican journalist at the ESPN broadcast for this match named Barak Fever
what the actual fuck

For me, it's the all time classic moon man chant

NO TRUMP! NO KKK! NO FASCIST USA!

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They will never control the world culturally because they are cringe and bluepilled

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To be honest though, no one has really looked that good today

absolute unit

For me, it's the one on the right

He's very good at aerial duels, stopping the opposition's attacks and getting the ball forward as a hybrid 6/8.

Don't post white piggus

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Blacks are the minority, but it's like the NBA with the USA. The blacks seem to be best at football.

t. Ecuadorian

explain tyler adams's position to me like i've never watched a sport before

low-test

Lol the fuck are you on about. This is the Argentinian president.

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The idea is when we have the ball he moves up toward the middle, but when we dont, he moves back

That's just a white janissary slave of the real kang of argenchina based mugabe

Enjoy herpes and divorce

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rare deedee

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might as well fuck an onahole, around the same level of plastic.

Glad to see Tim Ream getting a start

Meh I'm not really into this trend of "high energy" midfielders like that or Guendouzhi these guys who just run around like a headless chicken. I guess I grew up watching golden age Barca/Spain. I like a little more intelligence in the center of the park.

t. White roastie

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looks like most American Millennials tbqh

looks like a huge whore desu

Can somebody redpill me on Don Garber?

i already do

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Always good to see someone else with >tf really knowing what they are talking about

streams-web.site/2019/03/united-states-vs-ecuador.html

For you dumb niggers in the comments who are internet illiterate.

KEK

jew

based
just wanted to make the obvious plastic korean comment. don't care either way.

Not very attractive at all desu

>Pulisic looses the ball
>Wins the ball back
>Loses the ball a few seconds later

Fuck this country, were doomed

Unironically looks probably like what most gr*ngoid anons look like irl

Japs are disgusting subhumans desu.
That's what I learned from playing yakuza 0

tbf Trump can't sit like this

The thing about this team is...they're all fucking retarded and Adams is hamstrung way over at RB.

Just go to footybite

That's a gook, idiot

why did we just quit on chandler and johnson? chandler i suppose was at best inconsistent for the national team, but johnson was almost always good.

Doyle doesn't give a fuck what you think, end of the day he still gets paid and he still gets laid

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stone cold killer. will kill you if you criticize the sumafia racket he heads.

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>still playing mls

god I guess I have to get fucking used to it. At least play yedlin who is ok

why is she so oily?

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That script doesn't look like Hangul

The only pussy Doyle sees is under a 5 and probably overweight. That fucking hairline is hilarious

is equador 100% black country?

>he still gets laid
Fucking your cat doesn't count

Oily skin is genetic

Is this girl your fucking crush or something? She's not even hot chief. Stop being a hand-holdless permavirgin have some self respect.

>can't tell the main Asiatics apart yet

Pulisic is fucked once he loses a step and can't run around a guy

it's pulisic's sister, smelly

How many times do you think Matt Doyle has reminded Susannah Collins that he's an intersectional feminist?

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BRADLEY COMING ON

GAME OVER

tfw went to high school with Jordan Morris and always thought it was weird as fuck he went to Stanford instead of going to Europe
Dude still lives with his parents here on Mercer Island

>BRADLEY

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Long has been okay this evening desu

>bradley

OH goddddd

>can't tell the asians apart
Yeah of course I can't stop being a Euro-cuck since when did americans have to distinguish between the gook races? Back in the day a gook was a gook and no one gave a fuck if they were korean or japanese and you weren't cultured. God we're such faggots nowadays and you are living proof.

I thought she was Korean but like I said that script ain't koorean

>fairy tail

me on the right
seething

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>Baddley on
Another shitter brought in thanks to a family member.

>pulishit
at least i'd fuck your sister

You still have a fixation on her that's weird and uncalled for.

Does anybody remember the Kraut that was oddly specifically obsessed with some cross country runner from The University of Vermont and would always post her?

*passes it to the center back*
*demands they pass it back to him*
*gives up the ball*
*Americans clap for their hero*

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To be honest Bradley is the best american player since Donovan

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God that's pathetic

>taking off pulisic
Fuck off already bert

i wasn't posting her, and I mostly agree. it's not some rando tho

Yedlin?

He was good in club soccer for awhile, but I’ve never really liked him for the USA after ~2011-12.

Is this 2013?

>polistic replaced by mls guy

game over

>a mlelsoi shitter subbed in for Pulisic
>Fagley in
I'm out lads

His dad is the team doctor for the Sounders so it was obvious he was going to end up playing for them even in High School but I think most people assumed he was going to go to Europe after a year at Stanford, really fucked up his own development I think

if you think Yedlin's career has been better than bradley, I know you're under 23 years old.

>mckennie snapped his ankle

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There goes Schalke's chances of staying up

did michael bradley ever get a consistent rotation spot on a mid-lower tier epl team?

U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A

CMON MURICA SCORE SUM FUKKIN GOALS

>Schalke

Welp, Sucks to be them

>McKennie snapped his ankle on a dumb collision with some Caicedo dude in Orlando

>Bradley couldn't cut it in Aston Villa
>Yedlin playing regularly for Newcastle

>starter in some shitty Bundes and Dutch club, failed in England and was bench depth at Roma
Nah, Yedlin being a consistent starter for Newcastle is already better than Bradshit's irrelevant career.

nope. did yedlin ever score a goal to keep us in a world cup?

I mean he was probably never that good to begin with desu. American soccer development is really shit and its a miracle when we produce someone of Pulisic or Adams quality. And as much as I hate to say it I think Pulisic's career is stalling he hasn't played well in over a year.

>all those couples in the stadium treating the match as a date night

Unironically would like to see America in CON/moe/BOL

wh*Toid """""soccer""""" fans desu

probably could have but he left Roma because he couldn't compete with Pjanic

>>schalke

>comparing a holding midfielder in a top 20 club to a fullback in a relegation-battler

they aren't apples to apples, my simple friends.

both teams are shit but ecuador should be legit nuked for ''le park the bus and wait for the counter'' in a fucking friendly

Based Perubro

If you rate Bradley above Yedlin I know you don't know shit about divegrass. Bradley was carried by Landon just like Henderson was carried by Gerrard for the Bongs.

All you have to do to learn the difference between koreans, chinese, and japanese is to go to university or live in at least a mid-sized city. Hell even just pay attention to news and you'll learn it that way too.

REEEEEEEEEE
we will never qualify for the Olympics
we will never have a good coach
we will never play in a non-humid swamp city
we will never play in Copa America

>0-0
Yeah I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me desu.

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>guy is on the ground for 6 minutes
>clock never stops

I'll never understand why soccer doesn't have time stoppage for injuries

Why? So you could see them get beat by shitters like Venezuela and Bolivia?

Lol the state of US soccer. Cringe.

Newcastle is way better than Villa

Soccer and baseball are the official sports of couples in their mid twenties looking for something to do besides dinner and a movie

Why wasnt Yedlin starting over McKennie in the first place

How is Ecuador still so bad against the US mutant ninja turtles? Reminder that they seriously lost to them in a Copa America.

This. Fuck all teams who employ this shitty, anti-football tactic

Did Fagley?

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>thinking i was talking about villa

piss off retard

Does Ecuador have better fullbacks? This ones behave more like CB and don't have front touch.
Or is Bolillo trying a super defensive formation?

god look at all those women in the stadium, i bet you they can't name 3 players. At least 30% of the stadium is women.

are they playing on turf?

HASIDIC HOME BOY TO THE RESCUE

newcastle is out of the relegation battle right now. they have been hot

It's a friendly

>top 20 club
>Aston Villel in the 21st century
Why are you so retarded, Doyle?

absolutely. probably when you were 9 years old, but that doesn't mean it didn't count.

Yeah but why would I want to? Why would I care? Oh you're a fucking weeb I get it.

Soccer is a woman’s sport in the US

Which top 20 club did Bradley play in regularly?

Of course.

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roma. he wasn't their first xi, but he played alot, especially during half a season when they were injury-rattled.

They do you fucking retard.

Is Yedlin good?

>Yedlin on the wing
Lmao I remember when Klinsmann tried this

They literally didn't for Adams, hello?

incels

he is ok with these teams but at newcastle he stinks

Tbf I can only name 3 players

Roma isn't top 20 lol

Bradley was better when he was younger as he had more workrate/hustle but now his glaring lack of game intelligence/cutting edge just sticks out like a sore thumb, especially in the middle of the field where it kind of helps to have some

How does saying that baseball and soccer games in America are common date night activities make me an incel?

Average to below average EPL level fullback. For US standards this is pretty good.

Again it just happens unconsciously. If you want to act like they don't exist more power to you. It's the natural state of being for Americans.

>Roma
Opinion discarded

they were 2nd in Serie A the season he played most.

ameriKEKS

Would be nice if we had a forward who could score

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Based Yedlin making all those Ecuadorians seethe with anger

>The State of US Soccer.

Jesus Christ. Maybe we should have hired Lopetegui. Yes he did some shady shit with the Spain and RM but fucking still its better than wasting 10+ searching only to land on a MLS tier coach

t. zoomer

Both Bradleys are overrated and were carried by Landon tbqh

Lads I'm about to make a coffee with my new nescafe espresso maker. Lavazza. Anyone want some?

tea for me lad

No it doesn't you'd have to study their weird insectoid accents. THey're all slit eyed insects and YOU have a fixation with them because of your underdeveloped cock, limited social skills, and extremely low testosterone.

Yeah, pass me a cup if you don't mind.

how are "we" doing?

for me, it's tea

Why not hire Mourinho? Buspark our way to the 2026 WC for maximal hilarity

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The real answer was always Sam Allardyce

Has Zardes done anything?

Love those. One big expresso with no sugar please

I'll take a double

it's going to happen m8. after this cycle

we can't generate any chances, which was supposed to be Gregggg "38%" Berhalter's speciality

"We" play tomorrow m8.

Legit would rather take that buspark than this fuck MLS tier atrocity. But the thing is the MOUYES doesn't have NT expereince. Lopetegui atleast knows what to do.

Now I'm thinking an AM stole your WF.

You just gave those hacks at US Soccer an idea

>eCACAdor
KEK

lol wtf

lmao Zardes just secured his starting position for the next 6 years

Enjoy seeing him until he's 32 faggots

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FUCKING APOLOGIZE

based

>Hoofball

Pls no

>equador

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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zardes and berhalter did not deserve that. fuck me

>deflection
Lmao

The USA has ALWAYS been about PASHUN, PATRIOTISM, and HEART. This passing, posession, creativity shit is FUCKING GAY. Get stuck in, cheer USA USA USA for 90 minutes, and facking score some goals.

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AM? WF? Wtf are you talking about god you're such a screen lurking cringe master. Turn off the hentai. Step outside for once you fucking nerd.

>Ream killing his own players

we need to start MORE thirty somethings

>a friendly game ends 0-0
If you think about it it's not something to be too fussed about desu.

But I do wish they at least showed some more technique and cutting edge and things that can translate over to actual, important, competitive games desu

APOLOGIZE

>nog keepers

>USMNT finally gets on the board off of an assgoal

That's the most Zardes goal ever

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Yeah

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>ecuashit BTFO

based and popular opinion that masks deep problems at USSF pilled

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Never mind. Couldn't have drawn that goal up any better

read PASHUN as PASHTUN and thought, oh well, give it a chance

200iq goal
/spuh/ absolutely seething

Was that an own goal?

Yes, he scored a goal

finally jesus christ, usa deserved to score desu

It was a defensive failure

>like a deer getting out of a car
Twellman’s BaSeD

Thinking about that, it makes sense. The US isn't technically skilled, that could actually work. Bus Park and counter could legit work with this team

so this is the power of Columbus Crew?

impressive

Just what we needed, a shitty meme deflected goal for Zardshit to stay on the team. Kys Bercuckler

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No

>Pulisic subbed out
>immediate goal

really makes u think

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Imagine having paid money to sit through this

Nice

L M A O S E E T H I N G S P I C D E T E C T E D

>letting Zardes score on you.
The state of Equator

wtf i was in the other room and the commentator said some guy was spending the night in jail. what?

wait till Bradley scores one in the 92'

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wow twellman is such a faggot

>Bradley subbed on
>immediate goal
APOLOGIZE

Wow cuckentators calling for more police state. When it comes down to it I fucking hate these people so much.

that was a very fortunate goal tbf. And we barely created shit in the last 20 minutes other than that lucky goal.

>Don’t wanna put fences up again
Lmao goo bants

Dumbass spic ran on the field

>being so mad you jump the barriers to yell at/try to stab your own team's players

Ian Dark(ed) talking about jailing the Grealish attacker for 14 weeks like hes proud of his completely cucked caliphate.

Yessir

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Does Zardes have a BBC?

>Ream
we need MORE players in teams getting relegated

HOOOOOOLY SHIT what the fuck was that

based

>equador

fucking shoot

We don't need a BBC loicense in the states mate.

webm of goal?

Pitch invaders deserve as much punishment as possible

FUCK NIGGERS

I wonder how much Ecuador was paid to not score tonight

>the city of equator

Well we're better than at least one team in CONMEBOL lel.

No they don't honestly wish he had stabbed Bradley

nice
want to see another USABRA match now

Fucking Ream is shite!

Venezuela too

Based

B-b-but muh YUROP-based players

>The girls screaming like a roller coaster when they backpassed it to the keeper

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God bless America brehs

blessed picture

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Ecuador has such a shit keeper desu.

Is that Frankie Hedjuk?

Based
you can have her but I'm afraid you need an 8"x6"

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Seriously. What the fuck was that

What a waste of 2 hours

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If you had something better to do, you would’ve done it

If you think about it most of the US's iconic goals have unironically been scored on the counter desu.

>dos a cero in 2002
>2-0 against Brazil in 2009
>Landon's famous one against Algeria

It's not like it's an uncommon tactic either. Real Madrid also does the same thing to a degree

I could have looked at a wall

Holy shit zardes sounds so white

Exactly, it'd be a painful at first since >MOUYES doesn't have the NT experience, but with time he'd get the hang of it.

Besides, his counters are fucking fast and effective if he has the right players.

But, this is the USSF and Berhalter was the best they could fucking get.

welcome to soccer

>tfw 7''x6''

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP FAMM

ayyyy 7 inch bro what's up

My Sweet Lord(Hallelujah)