Tampa Bay Lightning @ Carolina Hurricanes
>game starts at 7 pm
Tampa Bay is 57-13-4, with 118 points
>currently (and basically all season) 1st in the Atlantic
>8 games remaining
Carolina is 40-25-7, with 87 points
>currently 4th in the Metro, in the higher wildcard spot in the East
>10 games remaining
ECF preview, grapes btfo
>ECF preview
This but unironically.
Apologies for not really trying with the Tampa side, but time was short.
Does carolina engage in shenanigans after getting 5-2 btfo'd?
I like the Canes alt logo
Not sure which particular game you're referencing, but shenanigans are for after home wins.
This one desu
>Back to back
>Louis in net
>No point in trying
Do they coast or is it a trap game?
Calvin de Haan's eyes have had a rough season.
Here we fucking go, lads.
This seems more fitting.
Is it going to be another sleep through 50 minutes of the game and then turn it on halfway through the third?
For Tampa? It's early, but yeah, it kinda looks like it.
>Lightning PP
Which is the cooler meteorological phenomena, lightning or hurricanes? t. lives in Florida and on high alert for both for about half the year.
>Lightning PP
Maybe they'll get a shot now
Damn that was dumb.
What the hell, Nino.
Ezpz
Stamkos has been fucking money lately
>.000 save percentage.
>JUST
Amazed they called that after what they didn't call.
LATE SCAAARRRRR
>cirelli fights his way through a hook
Yea good point rick
I want so bad for Louis to get an empty netter tonight lads.
Me too. He's always trying to get one.
>relocanes
just move to quebec already
Two big no calls on the Canes there. First Celery gets hooked to pieces and then Hot Pockets gets his feet taken out.
why do you use team nicknames, are you part of the team? can you even skate?
I fear >we might get bs'd put of the ecf this way.
I'm from Peterborough my dude. I can skate just fine.
I was taking a shower
What did I miss?
Just give up on them going to queerbec already. They can't move for atleast 6 more years, the new owner seems to be turning it around and getting fans to come back, and the Canadian dollar is shit. Just because a team is from Canada doesn't mean it's always going to be a packed house (Sens).
The team calls celery rocko and pockets something else. Those are board nicknames
Imagine being this much of an autismo. There was NHLPA poll about using nicknames on the jerseys for one game a season. Also like the other faggot said, these are board nicknames.
That was a nasty tip in. Poor Louis.
REDEMPTION
I shouldnt be a dick to the canes. Got used to /hoc/ hating >us and responding with being a smug ahole
I'm digging those milkers
Imagine responding to Canadian shitposters in a gamethread containing no Canadian teams.
desu the smokies in west NC are kino
Good point
Bruh manage your defensive assignments.
BASED ZOOMER
oh yeah it’s a Lightning first boys
Ha ha what the absolute fuck.
Imagine aiming for a guy's face and thinking that you'll get away with it.
Juicing Vrana last night must have given Gourde a touch of the bloodlust
Like, come the fuck on.
He just got back from a goddamned concussion.
>Lightning 4v4
Pick your head up?
Well he got a five minute major for it.
Not before a cheeky bit of 4-on-4 because the refs fucking love us.
Carolina has been a shitty diving franchise for years. I have not the slightest ounce of sympathy for them.
>this coming from Tampa of all teams
God damn have I not missed you guys.
Your point being what? Tampa is one of the league leaders in penalties taken. The Canes were league leaders in penalties drawn for YEARS. Wish they'd just pack it in and get relocated.
Based TyJo shaping up for playoff form. Great way to end the period.
Kill the major
SSSSCCCCAAAARRRR
>Kill the major
Ah yes, all three minutes of it.
>seething
Don't get called for Roughing and you will get all 5 minutes
Your point was?
>literally just looking at penalties taken vs. penalties drawn
What the fuck is your implication here? That every penalty taken by >your team hasn't been earned? That every penalty drawn by Carolina has been from a dive?
That's not how you can determine which team dives, you absolute fucking moron.
is he, dare I say it, BACK lads????
>Tampa is one of the league leaders in penalties taken.
>The Canes were league leaders in penalties drawn for YEARS.
>this is proof of which penalties were illegitimate and which weren't
???
Sure and what’s your methodology you seething snow belt cuckold
You are butthurt
You use your brain you dumb fuck. A team with zero talent does not consistently stay near the top of the league in penalties drawn without diving. Also, you could just watch any of their games in the last decade and it's plain as fucking day. They got the nickname Divecanes for a reason.
>just magically assume all of the same shit that I did and it all makes sense
Creationist-tier.
>They got the nickname Divecanes for a reason.
Never heard anyone say that before in my life.
I think you just made it up.
First season eh bud?
You don’t owe them an explanation, pal. They have literally zero quantifiable evidence for their claims; they’re literally mad at a fucking sandwich lmao
>They have literally zero quantifiable evidence
Because it's a qualitative assessment, you stupid fuck.
Nice proof, I totally believe you now.
Good news is on your $35k a year salary you can still afford season tickets until they get relocated.
stop feeding the trolls you stupid faggots. jesus theyre probably not even blots fans
>it’s a qualitative assessment bro just trust me
4plebs archive has it showing up five times over the last seven years.
Think it might be one butthurt user's nickname for them that he's mad hasn't caught on.
>when you are crushing the league but it's still not good enough so you have to murder the other team just to tie in the first
>unironically claiming that you can quantify diving
I have never seen a post this stupid on Yea Forums before.
>Getting btfo by a manlet
But they must be reminded not only that they are wrong, but that they are bad people.
Wow, every time these teams play it's like the retard bowl. Youdunbelt faggots don't know anything about hockey.
>
Who's going to the Bolts watch party saturday for the Blues game?
Wow, terrific wojaks! Which redditdotcom forum did you find them in?
>Lightning pp
I can feel the seething from here
>Stamkos dives ON FUCKING CUE
>Dives
You mean he got corkscrewed you fucking retard?
Watching sunbelt retarded try to discuss hockey is depressing. None of you know anything.
>Lightning PP
Me, and I'm bringing a gun.
>Watching sunbelt retarded try
Nice grasp of English brainlet
Wew Kuch missed a wide open net there
What's the gun for?
Inbred retard you don't know shitbabout hockey
I promise I know more than you. I'm Canadian for fuck's sake.
Canes fans always have good pictures, wish >we had more OC
You seem insecure you faggot retard that doesn't know shit about hhockey
Sunbelt retard Sweden doesn't even get cold you CUCCK pussy
>Knee on knee with your own player
ha ha ha fugg
>hurticanes
i made a blots apu a while back but i lost it
thats not a pretty elbow
t. some retard who's so seething he can't spell
>”he gave em a little shock”
based
It's been one of those nights. We're not even halfway through.
pls make a new one fren
>lean forward
>put your own face into someone's arm
>throw your head back and to the left like fucking JFK
>but Gourde murdered Staal !!!!
Sweet revenge
THAT'S HOCKEYYYYYY BABBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>two most retarded fanbases meet
This whole thread has been cringe. Sunbelt retards.
seethe
wew
Accurate description of Gourde's hit earlier
not seethe. just disappointment
Damn.
lmao have you seen our PP stats why would we bother diving
The only legit refutation in this thread
You retards actually don't know anything about hockey. I thought it was just a meme.
why isn’t this animated
Wow, didn't think it was possible to like a fanbase less than I like the lightning's. Canes "fans" are truly cancerous.
Because a sunbelt retard posted it.
>he will never have a healthy skin complexion
>he will never have sex with a girl with tanlines
Coldcucks pls go
How would you describe Canes posters vs Bolts posters
Inbred try hard retards that don't know anything about hockey x2
Shan’t be worried the boys got this
>ORAS
cringe
I’m a Caniac and it’s Bo Time!
Bolts posters: slightly incoherent shitposting and silly homerism
Canes posters: call everyone a faggot retard xd
I would say that is an accurate description of Bolts posters
t. Bolts poster
Vasy is a confirmed hentai
Didn't know that Her Majesty's Royal Navy of the United Kingdom were Caniacs.
Based.
Meant for
t. bolts poster
Playoff threads are going to be something else. I cant wait for a bunch of seething canucks/depressing cold weather northerners to >blots spam every time >we get scored on
At least Killorn isn't turning it over every five seconds tonight.
I was the first one to post this
God save the 'Canes.
anyone else having trouble following the ball
same desu. don't come to gamethreads and haven't watched much canes or tampa. it's embarrassing
at least you won't have to talk about hockey since you don't know anything about it you pathetic retard
Miss the good old days of Rags elimination day.
Vasy is a treasure.
Icing is when you spray the other guy with your skates right?
Friendly reminder that sunbelters are so retarded they needed the hurricanes to do skits for children to entertain them and the lightning let them fuck their cousins in the parking lot
>everyone calling each other retarded
>meanwhile im just making some oc for a swede and enjoying a good hoggi game
loosen up a bit
t. 30 year old living at home
Gonna be a bunch of Laffs fan shit posting for 3 rounds
same 2bh
t. homeless retard
This is your brain when you haven't see the sun in 6 months
I'll probably make more money this year than you have in 10 =\
I want state flags on Yea Forums
Imagine bothering to have an argument like this.
Imagine saying boomer shit like this in hopes of making an impression on the other people within said argument.
Grim.
but then i cant false flag anymore
Hell I used to be you
I’ve made quite a few macros for my team but I’ve gotten lazy this szn
thanks for not talking about hockey any more, Cleetus
it's almost assuredly just one guy seething about the blots, one guy seething about the canes and four guys from /hoc/ egging them on
I'm not happy about that hit in the 1st but otherwise this has been a good game so far. Love me a good back and forth and between the pens game on tuesday and this I feel blessed this week.
Isn't an argument my dude it's just a reality. Someone who spends his night spamming retard xd!!!! cannot be a very intelligent or successful person.
>that Laffer behind Cooper
lmao
Tough, Dough from Duluth.
>it's almost assuredly just one guy seething about the blots, one guy seething about the canes and four guys from /hoc/ egging them on
100% this.
and yet you're trying to impress them because you follow a sport you don't know shit about, retard
I miss the Produce Line
We won't see it tonight, but I miss it
making an hfboards account lads
>replying to yourself
pathetic and gay
sunbelt retards getting btfo
this
thank u fren
Honestly hope that this is an absolute memelord samefagging on a proxy.
That would be peak /hoc/.
Are you going to the games November 8th and 9th bud
samefag
BOY IF I AM
where'd the doggo get a flag
>tampon gay
Or maybe you're a pathetic faggot that doesn't know anything about hockey. Be objective, retard. Occams Razor.
post your (you)s right now
Looks like a car flag
>Look Mom I said it again !!!!
That dog shouldn't be in warm environments, he would never support the bolts
I’m on my phone Tb h
>post a simple what if meme
>get seethed at
I hope to christ that these two teams don't see each other in the playoffs. I don't want to go through this again.
that just raises even more questions
I can tell you're crying, sunbelt faggot
In a quick check of the out-of-town scoreboard, it appears as if the Canadiens are absolutely dabbing on the Islanders.
Genuinely don't even know who's arguing with whom anymore, or why.
What's the Storm Surge gonna consist of tonight senpai
itt I learned
>lightning fans are stupid
>hurricane fans are stupid
Based. I want an Atlantikino first round match up
I honestly can't tell if he's genuinely angry or thinks this is some masterful troll.
Because you're an inbred sunbelt retard that can barely read let alone understand a sport such as hockey
It's gotten so stupid at this point that I honestly didn't even consider the second possibility.
Grim if true.
The goal song says "take your shirt off," so we oblige.
You must feel at home then.
>Tripp passing the time during the intermission by hitting on literally every woman he sees
What a card.
We don't deserve Tripp and Forslund
>Literally getting a diving penalty
ahahahahahahahahahahahah
He's gotta control those rebounds better, jesus christ.
did he get penalized for getting tripped what the fuck
>duh Tampa guys divers
>gets an embellishment penalty
SCAAAAAAR
I forgot what it was like to have Tampa play well 4 on 4.
SCAARRR
I think it was his arms flailing.
So if you try to catch your balance or break your own fall, you get a penalty.
>Swedebro saved my celery image
You're a true fren
>tripping to gain position is legal
Fuck off ref
He flailed around and then made sure the ref saw it. Think the refs are just tired of taking shit.
blots apu for swedeanon
Holy fuck your posts about hockey are like watching women try to talk sports
Turns out I had one already.
Thanks anyway user. Hope you make playoffs
The thing about (you) denying is that nobody knows who the fuck you're talking about.
its fine user. i made both anyway
new one is pretty good. wouldsaveifitweremyteam/10
plz stop giving up odd man rushes
Great hockey insight cleetus
good crowd tonight 2bh
>3 hooks in a row
>an interference hit behind the play
>fucking nothing
Getting very fucking tired of this.
What a lonely life you must lead. I genuinely feel bad for you my dude. Come to DC and I'll buy you a beer.
What's the deal with sunbelt retards and thinking everything is a penalty? You fucking retards don't shut the fuck up about the most retarded shit. Fucking faggots.
Canes just couldn't finish.
Refs definitely not giving them calls though.
kinda mad at that crosscheck earlier now 2bh
Cally isn't worth the money but god damn if he doesn't make you smile.
Seems a few among us are mad at sun
Great hockey post cleetus
lmao these refs man.
>that got called a fucking penalty
This shit is an absolute joke.
Fucking refpuck
You ever considered talking to someone about your problems? Maybe going to a meet up and making some friends?
I’m thinkgen a Publix sandwich lads
dude just leave it its a troll
what are the odds of winning out and getting the points record
Great hockey posts, cleetus and Cletus
Careful now you might miss a BLOWN CALL!!!!
what part of that posts translates to mad to you
>durrr hey that's a peeenulty
>errrr hey ruff you meesed a PEEEEENNNNULTY!
It's like you're struggle to understand anything happening in the game you stupid rednecks
Kuch is such a mad man. Guy has 120 points, they clinched the President's Trophy days ago, and he's out there smashing sticks because he missed a pass in a game they're leading 4-3.
Not mad at this one if we lose. We played great you lose some. We’ll be fine.
lmao is that guy's last name walmart?
based retard
Oh that one dude is going to be absolutely SEETHING after that call.
DUUURRRR HEY I SEEN ME A PEENNULTY HEY RUFFERREE I SEEN A PEEEENNNULTY
Redneck retards
Just seems like a must-win game
AINT THAT A PEEENULTY REF???
I THONK HE DON GONE AHEAD AND MADE HIM A PEEEENULTY
MmmmmmHHHMMMmmmMmm
You'd be livid if you watched more than just the 3rd period.
gg ez no re
Total refpuck
Welp.
I was at a bar where I work. Came home 2nd intermission to shitpost
My boy, Point!
DIPPITY DANG DONG THE REF AINT SEEN HIMSELF THAT THERE PEEEEEENULTY?!??
>Pulling the goalie
NOW IS YOUR CHANCE LOUIS
gg bolts bros
Louis Domingoal plz
Two of the dumbest fan bases in sports combined for the pound for pound dumbest fucking thread of the year. Great job idiots.
Lol what happened to the red keeper???? that was such an easy goal rofl
Canes had so many good chances they just couldn't cash on tonight.
Sure = canceled tonight
Tampa out there running up the score like a bunch of jerks.
gg bolts
seek help
I think the goalie might've been trying to report a penalty to the referee
WAIT I THINK I JUST SEEN ME A PEEEENULTY