/hoc/

Yep that’s Randy

ahh yes, thread wars before the games start. shall be nice a comfy tonight

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first nation/mouthwash chugger

randy and ted should chill and smoke some weed and play with eachothers cocks haha

The hurricanes poster is literally retarded and probably hits his mom if he doesn't get to make the thread

umm no sweaty but you are a confirmed manlet and a confirmed weeb

>there's only 2 threads
>not the usual 5

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:^)

Be the change you want to see in the world

any good games tonight?

He's such a faggy attention whore. Someone should travel down there and heem him.

Only SHIT games

hello

>umm no sweaty
faggot/incel

hey

my gimmick

back to your sunbelt thread with all the other cantskates and weebs, randy

huometa

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Plenty, take your pick:

TBL @ CAR, 7 pm
BOS @ NJ
ARZ @ FLA
NYI @ MTL, 7:30
DET @ STL, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
PIT @ NSH
PHI @ CHI, 8:30 (7:30 Central)
COL @ DAL
CBJ @ EDM, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
OTT @ CGY
WPG @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)
SJS @ LAK, 10:30 (7:30 Pacific)

yes you are a faggot and and incel, as well as a confirmed manlet/weeb

on GOOD teams playing tonight

pretty graphic of them to put a blown out asshole on the pill bottle to bh

>Which rink has the best ice?
Bell Centre (Montreal) - 29.6%
Rogers Place (Edmonton) - 20.4%
Bell MTS Place (Winnipeg) - 11.4%
Xcel Energy Center (Saint Paul) - 8.5%
T-Mobile Arena (Las Vegas) - 4.8%

>Which rink has the worst ice?
BB&T Center (Sunrise) - 16.8%
Gila River Arena (Glendale) - 10.7%
Barclays Center (Brooklyn) - 10.7%
Honda Center (Anaheim) - 8.6%
PNC Arena (Raleigh) - 5.9%

>which player would you like as a father?
Sydney Crosby 23.4%
Derek Stepan 14.2%
Patrik Laine 7.4%
Henrik Lundqvist 5.8%
Zach Parise 4.3%

20-19-62
28-39-14
9-39-27
18-23-68

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE LINES? holy shit this is incompetence right?

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>no u
underage/retard

>Laine
Zoomer vreeeding zoomers

>>Which rink has the best rice?
>Rogers Arena (Vancouver) - 29.6%
>Honda Center (Anaheim) - 20.4%
>Scotiabank Arena (Toronto) - 11.4%
>SAP Center (San Jose) - 8.5%
>Staples Center (Los Angeles) - 4.8%
>>Which rink has the worst rice?
>MTS Place (Winnipeg) - 16.8%
>Scotiabank Saddledome (Calgary) - 10.7%
>American Airlines Arena (Dallas) - 10.7%
>Rogers Place (Edmonton) - 8.6%
>PNC Arena (Raleigh) - 5.9%

laine would probably serve his children candy for dinner

Just took a GIGANTIC Pedosota Mild and now the wait staff at Olive Garden are giving me looks.

manlet/weeb
probably cant even skate due to mexican genetics

>>Which rink has the best rink
>Rogers Arena (Vancouver) - 29.6%
>Honda Center (Anaheim) - 20.4%
>Scotiabank Arena (Toronto) - 11.4%
>SAP Center (San Jose) - 8.5%
>Staples Center (Los Angeles) - 4.8%
>>Which rink has the worst rink
>MTS Place (Winnipeg) - 16.8%
>Scotiabank Saddledome (Calgary) - 10.7%
>American Airlines Arena (Dallas) - 10.7%
>Rogers Place (Edmonton) - 8.6%
>PNC Arena (Raleigh) - 5.9%

>crosby
I guess they forgot about his CTE. He's probably going to benoit his whole family when he retires.

Is meme life alive

seething/virgin
have sex :^)

lmao
You're now confirmed for manlet/weeb/cantskate
embarassing.

>confirmed
based/retard

go knights

Imagine engjoying nigger culture

Which rink be using chopstick and napkin while I'm managin your mannequins?
>Rogers Arena (Vancouver) - 29.6%
>Honda Center (Anaheim) - 20.4%
>Scotiabank Arena (Toronto) - 11.4%
>SAP Center (San Jose) - 8.5%
>Staples Center (Los Angeles) - 4.8%

which rink be getting divorced by force from Harrison ford while I'm driving a Porsche eating bortsch?
>MTS Place (Winnipeg) - 16.8%
>Scotiabank Saddledome (Calgary) - 10.7%
>American Airlines Arena (Dallas) - 10.7%
>Rogers Place (Edmonton) - 8.6%
>PNC Arena (Raleigh) - 5.9%

>imagine being from toronto
no thanks

How can Edmonton lose this one

You posted your own drivers license and now you've admitted you cant skate.

why dont nhl coaches ever say what is realistic for the team instead of always trying to play a "spoiler" role?

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wife said if we win tonight she'd get me a new funko pop
go avs go

Give an example of both

>>>hfboard if you want to talk hockey retard

> no kessel
> no byfuglien

What even is this list

>visit toronto only once in my life
>didn’t know it was caribbean festival at the time
loud black people everywhere, was a pretty bad week

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>he thinks I would post my driver’s license on four channel
based/confirmed/retard

You did, and were confirmed a manlet/weeb.

Both of those guys would make bad dads are you mad, lad?

Who are you going to ask for? Miss Marvel?

>obese balding dad
>obese black dad
hmmm no

Hal > Will > Sam > Ted > Randy

Correct.

>you did
And you posted yours that proved you were a lanklet with 0 muscle mass.

based

Nope, that was some edmongolian, my manlet weeb friend.

Is the blooming onion frok outback onion rings?

>they added another one
Who the fuck is "Will?"

No it was you my confirmed/retard friend.

Here lad ama

like the soilers cantpucks or even kitties this season still think they have a chance at making the playoffs and their coaches always talk about playing to win games still because they can spoil chances for other teams. they dont look at it like we are a bad team and dont belong in the playoffs.

yep

be ready for Goat-llagher isles

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He's pretty fucking based and knows all about ice and temperatures

Nope, I don't live in alberta, manlet/weeb.

Actually
Pat>Andy>Ted>Mike>Jim

>he doesn’t know Will from William’s Lake

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Yes you do, I’ve seen your driver’s license. Don’t try and backpedal now.

Trying to make a playoff push gives good experience to younger players though, why would they call themselves bad

>thread wars

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ONLY 10 (TEN) GAMES LEFT

*dabs*

How do flams respond?

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That wasn't me. Are you admitting that you are a manlet/weeb?

>thinking Tampa won’t choke in the first round

That wasnt the question nor is that what I believe will happen

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m8 theres no matchup in the first round >we could lose.

Only SHIT games left

Which rink has the best lice?
>Rogers Arena (Vancouver) - 29.6%
>Honda Center (Anaheim) - 20.4%
>Scotiabank Arena (Toronto) - 11.4%
>SAP Center (San Jose) - 8.5%
>Staples Center (Los Angeles) - 4.8%
>>Which rink has the worst rink
>MTS Place (Winnipeg) - 16.8%
>Scotiabank Saddledome (Calgary) - 10.7%
>American Airlines Arena (Dallas) - 10.7%
>Rogers Place (Edmonton) - 8.6%
>PNC Arena (Raleigh) - 5.9%

as soon as you admit to being an albertan/lanklet
post timestamped drivers license if I’m wrong

how did the debbies get good for that 1 season?

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hockey soon

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Tampa will literally choke in 7 in the first round no matter who they play

mass suicide with their larp lassos

t. will

For me? It’s Frank from Florida

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I regret being forced to be a Minnesota Wild fan. I don’t like them, they suck. I hate the Minnesota Wild. The Minnesota Wild aren’t good. No team is as bad as the Minnesota Wild. Fuck the Minnesota Wild. I hope the Minnesota Wild never win again. The Minnesota Wild don’t deserve to win, fuck the Minnesota Wild.

it's the stanley cup final gosh

>koskinen
>korpisalo
GAAAARRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY
FIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIISSSHHHHHHH GOAAAALLLLLTEEEEENNNNNNDDDING

Tfw my name isnt on the list yet

Its craps broons and possible pongs who might beat >us. You underestimate how much we can dab on weaker teams. Heavy and skilled is the anti bolts recipe

yea and in every other year they either dont even make the ploffs or get eliminated in the 1st round.

honestly? might be the most based matchups of the year tonight 2bh

>Bing Bings vs the Bolts

for me it's wilhelm

final NOT finals

nothing like that kitties vs puppers game

Jackie’s and Mongolia?

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I regret being forced to be a Minnesota Wild fan. I don’t like them, they suck. I hate the Minnesota Wild. The Minnesota Wild aren’t good. No team is as bad as the Minnesota Wild. Fuck the Minnesota Wild. I hope the Minnesota Wild never win again. The Minnesota Wild don’t deserve to win, fuck the Minnesota Wild,

>Oilers CEO Nicholson blames Tobias Reider for the team missing the playoffs.

Just when you think the Oilers can't get any dumber.

>only shit games today
Is it time for another lockout?

>more than 1 game
>not plural
Way to show off your lack of grade 10

I regret being forced to be a Minnesota Wild fan. I don’t like them, they suck. I hate the Minnesota Wild. The Minnesota Wild aren’t good. No team is as bad as the Minnesota Wild. Fuck the Minnesota Wild. I hope the Minnesota Wild never win again. The Minnesota Wild don’t deserve to win, fuck the Minnesota Wild_

hey /cric/ is autosaging again lmao

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FUCKING SUNBELT FAGGOT RETARD FUCK OFF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You know you can be a fan of whatever team you want?

I regret being forced to be a Minnesota Wild fan. I don’t like them, they suck. I hate the Minnesota Wild. The Minnesota Wild aren’t good. No team is as bad as the Minnesota Wild. Fuck the Minnesota Wild. I hope the Minnesota Wild never win again. The Minnesota Wild don’t deserve to win, fuck the Minnesota Wild:

Flu user checking in. Just took a long hot shower feels good on the joints. Fever down to 99 but still have a headache and can’t stay awake. Death soon I hope.

next time you are replying to a /cric/ poster just remember there is a good chance that they shat their pants

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>mad
>at logic

I hope you get scurvy

>watching this meaningless trash end of season instead of march madness
baka desu senpai

Pedosota has no fans

im battling a real bad case of sugma right now lads

what's ligma

>college basketball
ultimate pleb filter

for me its old style pilsner

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Hahaha I get it case you have AIDS and sugma comes from AIDS.

The fridge is always full of beer and cheeseburgers, there’s a 50” screen in every room of the mansion, and every once in a while a fat shlub that pays all of the bills shambles in and goes “how you doin... everything good? Aright, I’m leaving for the week, here’s a grand, don’t get arrested”, and then leaves. What exactly is there not to enjoy about this?

>drinking bottled soi water
No thanks, I’m not gay

Right here bud

nigger

WHo the fuck puts burgers in the fridge

Love the can, loathe the beer

bolts canes

The Wild ARE making the playoffs

>he doesn't pre cook 20 patties for the week

Do you even

same tbqh. its not a beer you can nurse slowly, you have to shotgun it.

where is that 1 pupper fan?

what exactly is a “pocket book brando”?

Finland WILL win the Stanlee Bowl this season

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Where's the /broons/ thread at

There’s a first time for everything.

and it will be by FINNISH GOALTENDING

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uhhhh you're missing the part where you actually should raise your kids so they don't become autistic shut ins such as yourself.

>consistently over 100% capacity
uh?

Opponents, retard

fuck off retard

sorry you missed the sign on the way in

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>minnesora Wild are the ONLY team with a losing record at home
LMAO

for me, its shotgunning four of those in the parking lot and then going into the bar

literally what

lmao this can't be true

pennsyltucky btfo

I just played WoW for the first time in 7 years and couldn’t even make it 5 minutes

>tfw played poor man's wow [roomskate] because couldn't afford wow
thankfully my parents didn't hand me money or i'd be a neet

No argument here

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Teams with a losing record at home
>Detroit
>LA
>Edmonton
>Minnesota
LMAO

why is /hoc/ dead

ohh so tampa are niggers now?

>Tampa beating Pittsburgh
That'd be based. Honestly, I want Tampa to have to play Pitt because then a cup will feel truly earned. I hate when people say "I hope we don't have to face Pitt", like they want the cup to be easy.

Also be pretty >based if Tampa and Calgary have a SCF rematch. 2004 was 10 years ago, etc.

March Madness

we are watching hockey

everyone is watching florida/nevada

Pitt is a university

What would happen if the lightning were exposed as dopers?

quiet you

is sitting behind the bench a meme?

are they dirty like pedo state?

smell my nuts
their campus is overrun with niggers and chinks and pajeets so its quite dirty

>good guys
canes
blues
>bad guys
pens
jets
>want to be bad guys but aren't relevant
teds

I don't really care about all the others desu.

>tb giving up a million shots again
collapse is imminent.

Why are Pens bad?

>tb coasting because it's end of season
ftfy

Sorry, I meant Jets. Why are they bad?

>playing for the record
>literally the playoff line up
cope

post your team and one team you don't hate

>canes
>flames

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what kind of kindergarten shit is this

>barkov literally trying to carry the kitties to the ploffs by himself

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haters
>muh President's trophy curse, teams that get hot all season long are going to get killed in round one
haters also
>HAHA X TEAM IS JUST WARMING UP, TB COLLAPSE IMMINENT, EBIN MAYMAY

i dont think its that good tbqh. a lot of your view is blocked off by the players and coaches.

Winnipeg doesn't deserve to exist, much less win anything. If Winnipeg is of bad quality, then any sports franchise founded or located in Winnipeg must also be bad. The jets are bad in the moral/philosophical sense, not in the sense that they are villains. The pens are bad in the sense that they are villains.

hi frenland

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Lads, I fucking despise Tampa all over again.

The original jets are now the Coyotes, which I love the coyotes but we suck and I don’t expect much. Arizona sports in general is suffering since the owners don’t give a fuck.

discovered this today on twitter. At some point before the NHL rescinded the 1976 expansion franchises for Seattle and Denver, they had already developed merchandise for them. Including these pennants. In both cases, the teams were going to go by their WHL names/logos. The Denver Spurs and the Seattle Totems.

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gnight freedomland

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On another note I hope we don’t fuck up, the last time we went to the playoffs was the 2011/2012 season.

Everyone, send your energy to the Habs so they can get points to push the BJs out of a playoff spot.

same. didn't set in until just now.

Holy fuck the pucks look colder than normal expect some broken glass tonight boys

fuck i accidentally made eye contact with the bruins succubus

>winnipeg isn't even on lake winnipeg
lmao retards

Habs are my second team

Bruins are my second team so I hate you sorry

Ducks
>bolts
>canes
>yotes
Cant honestly say flams but kinda flams? It's a love hate relationship

MAD

AT

THE

PUBLIX?

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Can you post a picture of her so I know who to avoid?

Accidentally posted about ice in the wrong thread just now

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Just a friendly heads up, the retards that bandwagon the lgbtning and relocanes are giving out free (you)s because they're retarded

>the retards that bandwagon the lgbtning
COPE

>second teams
Pussies.

*dabs on sunbeltville redditors*
its a meme ya dip

that's hot

>pooperplay goal

Welp. Looks like Pastrnak just reinjured his hand in a meaningless game agains the fucking devils.

Just kill me now.

>all those power plays
>still do jack shit

Fire Scott gomez ffs

tbl v car gamethread is retard kino lads

He was out on the ice again immediately on the PP, why do you say he's injured?

>sunbelt
no

NOOOOO MY TWINK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>retard kino
Sounds like /hoc/ desu.

The way he reacted to the hit, how he cradled his hand. The way he handled the puck for the few seconds he was on the ice after. How he was immediately pulled after that.

That was a body double

okay nevermind maybe i was wrong

can't be too bad, he just
SCAAAAAARRRRRRR'd

damn, my second atlantic team is losing

I’m thinking this is a sacrificial so ted doesn’t get in

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no, the islamers are shit and regressing

I don't want (You)s from sunbelters

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>ruins

See you at EVO this year (you won’t)

why would you bandwagon the relocanes, their hot streak is over

>Vitamin D-lets

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what is evo

Sunbelt is the /hoc/ equivalent of reddit and complainers should just fuck off back there. We all like hockey. Get in or get out

extra vigorous onion (ring)

it's like the stan lee but for nerds that play street fighter and take smash bros way too seriously

sounds like a weeb fest with an intolerable stench

Cringe. You don't shit about hockey you inbred sunbelt retard.

The way he scored a goal

they don't call smash tourneys "stinky day" for nothing

Winnipeg just means "muddy water". Which the Red and assiniboine certainly are

That's not true, good people visit the sunbelt.

link to it I wanna say it was a good post

I know more hockey than you bitch ass nigger
Never said they didn't I said people that bitch about the sunbelt are just that, bitches and I would HEEM any single one of them worse than Crosby on subban.

>*honk honk honk*

I did. Never again. Florida is literally a fucking swamp full of the dumbest people in the USA.

yeah but my mom spends winters there so it's ok

Alright everyone. The habs are winning so it's fine if you stop giving them your power for now.

Your mom is not very smart, no offense. There are way better places to go than fucking florida.

Thinking about getting pucks into the o-zone

one of the most try hard posts I've ever seen

fuck marchand

Your mom isnt very smart because she didn't abort you

just fucking fling it across the ice.

montreal is shitting on the islels

ET LE BUUUUUUUUUT

Yeah, I'm sure she hates the fact her son made 150k last year and bought her a car. Give your balls a tug, faggot

back to the greiss fields

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>poo jackets

Weal on the ice keep on scoring.

Isles IMPLODING right now. They're gonna collapse outta the playoffs aren't they.

Just had a NON-HOCKEY thought, lads.

i hope so it will move their move to halifax sooner

sound pretty insecure, would be a shame if someone brought up how Canada hasn't won a cup since 1993

Very interesting

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What a slut

>Islanders fall out of the playoffs
>Habs get in
>Battle of the irrelevants series (Jackets/Canes)

>get triggered
>muh 1993
pathetic

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Ah yes, the Penguins of Pittsburgh, Ontario

>ted v randy for an entire series

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Led by none other than American born generational talent Sidney Crosby of course

Actually the picture is Crosby, the GOAT from Canada. You're welcome to get upset about this for no reason too.

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They're actually based in Pittsburgh, Nova Scotia.
It's sort of a Rochester, New York vs. Rochester, Minnesota thing, so I can understand how you'd get confused.

I could hear the SEETHE coming from the south when you posted this

Is randy hot?

no hes an annoying sunbelt retarded neet

Holy shit Canada hates that Crosby CHOOSES to play in USA

>players choose who drafts them

He doesn't actually exist.
inb4 t. Randy, that's how this shit always works

>Crosby CHOOSES to play in USA
>he chooses to play for team canada every opportunity he gets

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He signed a long term contract, he picked USA over Canada and won three cups FOR USA.

You mean for Pittsburgh.

Flashback to 2017 Grand Prix where Mexico stunned the world and won it all

youtube.com/watch?v=e663LFYdfgw

>he gets paid to play in america
>but he plays for canada for free
SEETHE americans

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>ooooh I only made 150k and brag about it on an anonymous anime hockey board
Fag

you fucking retard, you can't choose your nationality, only which country you want to win the Stanley cup for.

What the fuck

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>you can choose what team you get drafted by

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how much did you make m8, I sense a bit of anger.

don't forget that's in canada dollarydoos lmao

>the annoying homo that constantly spams pictures of aho and carolina frogs and makes new /hoc/ threads with carolina OP images 4 times a day, the poster known as Randy, doesn't exist

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Sorry I don't go bragging private business like a millennial faggot but I'll tell you this. It's more than 150k
Oh yeah monopoly money

did you get her a nice car?

For free.
>private business
>on an anonymous board
what a fucking dunce lmao. How much did you make

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I make 40k a year and sometimes jump off the back of my car.

>you're bound in perpetual servitude to the team that drafts you
>you are unable to ever leave their service and sign with another team in an arrangement that international observers have called "modern-day slavery"
>despite decades of campaigning from Amnesty International and multiple UN sanctions, Sidney Crosby remains bound to the Penguins
>and despite having made it clear that he would rather sign with a Canadian team, the front office has refused to trade him, meeting these requests with whippings instead

More than you

>leafs seething because Crosby chose USA
Lmfao

Toyota fourrunner

It’s just two bad games......

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Good life experience desu

surely you can prove this right

Absolutely HOWLING

>sometimes jump off the back of my car
sounds fun

i'm a broke ass student who spends all his money on food, booze, weed, and hockey tickets desu. probs wont ever make 150k.

Is 4chanx broken again?

im using it just unfiltered and then refiltered grease

Good point that's why Tavares and Marleau are on the teams that drafted them

No, given a choice, Crosby chooses USA. What's the difference? Crosby is the goat. USA is the goat.

>he doesnt make 100k+ and jump off the sides of boats
Pleb

>9 oclock start
>9:06 game hasn’t started

you can thank vegass for making that the norm.

>jumping off the side of the boat
yikes

Why should I? You havent.

Oh my god Edmonton is fucking empty

Idk m8 looks pretty fun

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its actually full of busts and prairie niggers

>Islanders

What a bunch of frauds. Easy sweep for whoever gets them.

>he donates his time because he loves his counry so much and enjoys blowing ameritubs the fuck out
based godsby

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looks like a sausage party

Stfu nigger. The NHL was pulling this shit years before vegas. It allows fans to get beers and get to their seats.

If suitably enticed, Crosby would have signed away from Pittsburgh, but the pongs don't want to lose him, GOAT that he is.

That's exactly what I thought.

>WE DON'T NEED YOU

Edmonton: where people go to die young

>frauds

They’re a young team. I’m not expecting a Stanley cup but this recent play is just troubling . Why fritz is playing instead of ho sang baffles me

you know they get paid right?

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>autism matthews CHOSE to play for the maple pajeets
>he CHOSE to sign there

>that's exactly what I thought

>best player on team gets to be captain

no it wasnt common for games to start 20 minutes late with a disney on ice pregame show before vegass got involved.

Dont they interview you before the draft? Cant you piss off whatever team you dont want to go to?

laffs games have always been late

Crosby would and will NEVER put on another NHL team's uniform.

Jones lightens his skin.

>t. Started watching hockey yesterday

>black goaltending

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this isnt niggerhoop. most prospects are autistic goodboys.

Trips of truth
Nigger confirmed

You can refuse to sign with the team that drafted you. You know that, right?
And you're now trying to compare players who've just been drafted on ELCs to players who have had multiple chances to choose whether or not to re-sign with a team.

Literally who gives a fuck, we win the cup every year we don't need him. Are you retarded?

So your answer is yes and hockey players are actually cucks?

He took a huge pay cut to stay in the USA, you don't know shit. No wonder Canada can't win. Retard.

Jesus Christ hitchcock is dying

yes obviously. do you listen to them talk to the media? they rarely blame their teammates. they always blame themselves when the team struggles. look at mcmeme. he has NEVER said anything negative about the soilers even tho its very obvious he is carrying them. that idea that if you cant stay something nice dont say anything at all is really just drilled into some of these kids heads.

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Yeah like wheeler did to get shipped out of the USA. By your logic he's canadian.

funny how the two sub 70 iq guys are best friends.

>best american in his generation
>CHOOSES to play in Canada
get upset

Kinda funny how Canada brags about having Austin Matthews while losing every cup since 1993

no canadian has ever bragged about having matthews except deluded laffcucks, don’t be delusional

no one in canada is proud of matthews. he's ugly and a one dimensional over played douchebag.

autism matthews literally choose to play in switzerland over burgerland before he was drafed into the nhl as well.

LOL
GARBAGE TIME GOAL BY DAVID FUCKING BACKES

>posts his rigmonkey salary

*payed

sidney crosby literally chose to play in the US over canada before he was drafted into the nhl as well.

>>posts his rigmonkey salary
lol i make more than both of you and i'm a drunk NEET.

>imagine being Canadian

Bout to puke lads

Uhhhh
Leafs are so predictable. I bet you'll lose the cup again this year.

T
N
T

*paid

OI, OI

are the islanders imploding?

no we are going through a rough patch at the worst of times

Kind of sad when you think about it. All that wasted potential yet he does it to himself.

everybody in work thinks I'm shit when I'm actually good /hoc/. Fuck those bitches

I'm a neet. Mom gave me $50 today, which is pretty cool.

58 wins for the lgbtning

*crickets*

islanders overachieved for most of the season, they are just returning to the mean.

Serious question:

Why do sunbelt idiots think everything is a penalty? Is it because that's the only thing they THINK they understand?

teds falling out of a ploffs spot 2nite

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they literally don't understand the rules and never will.

this
it annoys the fuck out of isles weebs but its true

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ARE YOU A HURRICANE?
OR A HURRICANT?

based trips, but can never trust the boilers to get the job done

>haven't had a (You) since this morning

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>technical difficulties in the Ted broadcast
Lol

If everyone in your life thinks you're shit, you are shit.
>86

satan demands it

more like hurricames cuz theyre little nuts are gonna be quakin buddy

@91611736
what a shame ;)

>91611736
Sucks to be (you)

@91611736
Man that's tough. How you holding up?

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Your mom is.... you know.

howdy

ants

have two

Bless up

What game should I watch? Mine is over
Thinking preds and pongs

What a fucking nigger

Tampa are a bunch of whiny, entitled, diving niggers, and I hope that they all die in a plane crash.

>not instantly recognizing something no matter the size
hownew.ru

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fucking SEETHING

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>be the >soilers
>have every chance given to you
>run your team into the ground year after year
>have the most toxic leadership in the league
>your owner still publicly blames a single literally who player for missing the playoffs

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Calm down there Carl from carolina

SEETHE

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>hurricants seething

>p-please L-Lightning we’re fighting for our playoff lives out here....
‘no’

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>getting shut out in back to back games when you need to win

i hate you so much scott gomez.

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of course I can recognize but why the fuck would you ruin a picture? how fucking stupid are you that you don't know how to save a picture?

The gift thst keeps on giving

Realistically speaking, only team that can stop Bolts from winning the Stan Lee are Caps and mayyyybe Bruins. Whoever makes it to SCF from West is just a filler to get swept in 5.

2nd intermission friend. Just in time to watch >us fail to put a dagger in it for 18 mins then give up the tying goal with no time left hahahah seriously that's getting depressing

Turn off your trip Yuri

HOLYSHIT I JUST GOT HOME AND THE 'YOTES ACTUALLY LOST

>who's year?
OUR YEAR

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The bolts are a paper tiger and can't hold up to physical playoff hockey.

heh sounds like the perds in the stanley cup final

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I think any team with 4 former rags can fuck off

Just took a big Maple Leaf, pic of it here

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t. haven't seen any of their recent games

t. casual sunbelter

>120 points before anyone else hits 100

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yep

>dUh LiGhTnInG gOnNa LoSe
where the fuck you at bracketnigger? I’m going to kick your ass.

t. delusional faggot who just started watching this year

Who /freezeit/ here?

REEEEEEEEEE BLUEJACKETS FEED ON TV DIED AND NOW ITS JUST COMMERCIALS

if they beat montreal's record, beat detroit's record, and in the stan lee, will they be the best team of all time?

>match with gril from florida up here visiting parents
>claims shes a big LGBTning fan
>seems to know what she's talking about

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RELO______

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hockey is a white man's sport user

win*

>“It’s because he wears his underwear nine days in a row on a road trip, You can’t do that. It’s inhumane. Take him to the humane society and put him down.”

CANES

no woman truly knows what she's talking about unless it's her job to talk about hockey

snes unironically have a better chance to move desu

RETURN THE SLAB

OR SUFFER MY CURSE

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*sprays all the h8ers*

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those ones still don't fucking know

Bring it lardo

better than who?

ask her if you can suck a fart out of her asshole and hold it in like a bong toke

>go to sunbelt game thread
>hey that's a peenulty
>hey that's a dive
>how ain't that there a penalty

no, goat status requires consistency.

>getting knocked on your ass by a manlet half your size

ISLELDERS

Imagine being the Pooalina Pooacanes

your mom lol

It's intermission fuck nuts

WHATS YER OFFER?

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Those 10 Relocane fans who went to the game must be FURIOUS they didn't see zoomer cellys

*CRICKETS*

Yes.
Another question, if they break those records and don't win the cup how does it stack up against 18-1?

Who gets more points this year, Kucherov, or the Tampa Bay Lightning?

>lardo
Oh does your wife post on Yea Forums?

disgusting, but indicative of the average tranpa fan

it's a choke but not of the same level, winning 16 games is a lot harder than winning 3 (with 2 being home field advantage)

Nah. Even the faux sports ticket say "technical difficulties". Apparently the hockey gods are sparing us from what is probably a terrible game.

who cares if it's terrible, i'm just here for the memes and to laugh at faggot ohioans

>lel zoomer canes fans lol celebration xD
>pooicanes because it’s a toilet LMAO
>hurricants they can’t make the playoffs haha
>look sunbelt le relocanes fuck the south lmao love Trudeau
Half of you WISH you got to live in North Carolina right now.

thinking about multipuck

the only thing that would be like 18-1 in hockey is maybe if like a team won 15 straight games to start the ploffs but then got reverse swept before they could finish off the series

alright now we just need dallas to beat colorado

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isn't a loaf of bread like 300 leafbux though?

literally no one want to live in your shithole

You are so fucking mad right now

@tripcuck kys

Sportsnet dabbing on the oilers for choosing bulju over Matthew Tkachuk.

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"no"

BASED GALLY

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>try and jump a guy
>get your ass whooped

Islelders are so fucking shit, Jesus.

>eating bread

i make my own

*nod* have a
>poo jackets

>not picking potential generational star over your everyday top-6 pest
sportsnet is starting to lose it

how do i get the gene principe look

will lienay do a thing tonight? he hasnt played fortnite in a couple days. hes probably really struggling right now.

>hurricants
hey.. you stole that from me.

Just sharted

I doubt bustujarvi would be a star even in the finnish "elite" league

Carbs are great. You wouldn't know since you have no reason to burn calories besides clicking capchas are record speed.

players think that spezza will make a good GM? interesting....

Get a perm and lose all hope then gain a little back slowly

Confucius say: never trust a fart.

>taking diet advice from an american
shall NOT
pic related; its the fittest man in america

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reddit

just farted so loud and triumphantly it woke up kitty

what is interesting about it?

Some great puck movement on the Blues power play

ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ

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for me, its cupping water near my asshole in the shower for some fun, creative acoustics for farts

FUCK YOU DALLAS DON'T LOSE TO THIS SHITTY TEAM

what a specimen

just gently pooted and giggled

>tfw florida and philly would be in playoff positions in the west

Just came in your moms Anus

/cric/ is officially dead lads.
F

reminder that with finns you win

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So many games.
Which one should a newbie watch ?

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end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

do you care this much about every turd that gets flushed?
>you shouldn't

going to say the n word next thread

Type S to spit on cr*cs grave
S

Americans:
>canadians are shit posters
Also Americans:

Why are Finns so handsome?

t.spaniard in finland

pussy

new thread better fucking be high effort. i’m talking a schedule, news the whole world.

>absolute state of mark stone

100% pure chad right there

wheeler and stone fighting on the first shift, this game might be good boys

FUCK CRICKET
FUCK THE HURRICANES

superior genetics

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he who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with stinky finger

>broissoit

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Where’s Bobrovsky? What happened?

yes and gretzky didn't become Gretzky for passing the puck