/heem/ el cain edition

nah

You are aware that Jorge was in one of Kimbo's streetfighting videos, right? Fighting bareknuckle in somebody's backyard in Miami. He's the real deal.

I invented toilet till

>dude, he had street fights!

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Pettis is the definition of a washed-up bum that made his entire career off of one flashy KO.

Looking forward to seeing him get flushed for the last time.

i mean it IS pretty cool, especially since it was under kimbo's "promotion"

that just makes him even more gay, hope he loses another split decision

three piece and a soda

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Takes hard work to be Champ

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If you’re actually rooting for Wonderpedo you have your own issues that you need to sort out yourself

Wonderboy steals the innocence of children and will be exposed as a point fighter.

desu the most absurd thing was how it was promoted like he was "back", after losing to tony

Adopting the contrarian viewpoint just for the sake of doing so is the most bluepilled action one could take.

>adult male that spends time mentoring kids automatically = pedo

kill yourselves unironically jew-lovers

anyone else upset they never started martial arts at age 6 and became a prodigy but played some retarded ball sport instead

that's a big dick for a girl

Here's another redpill for you, it's not cool. Masvidal met Kimbo while training at an mma gym and heard about a way to make some easy money beating up untrained guys. Every pro fighter had street fights, most just didn't have a ref and a camera there at the same time.

Kimbo shit is the reddit version of Felony Fights.

Dustin POOPrier

I invented this btw

Hes does way more suspect shit than teach them
>that bus he goes and picks them up in

New flair available: 3 piece with the soda

Grab it from the sidebar just below your name.

>parents met in kickboxing class
>found out at 18 looking through albums
iktf

>your parents didn't send you to Zabit's martial arts boarding school

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thanks lad, byabaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>famous and successful athlete
>spends his time teaching cute young kids “for the love of the game”

based, just did it. Haha Masvidal got a great win!

Post whites getting embarrassed

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Derek........

imagine being this bong and thinking you just btfo all the Masvidal fans by making this epin post

>waterson is currently on her period
thoughts?

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>tickle fight

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Hey r/mma, lost my amateur fight last night. I fought a really tough competitor and it didn't go my way. Would appreciate any feedback.

Edit: thanks for the gold stranger.

i'm only the 2nd guy and I don't care if you like Masvidal I'm just revving up shitposting

I invented toilet till

Masvidal would make a great bull

Edit: Woah, thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

I invented spammy

almost none of the current champs do anything for the promotion or the sport.

rose = brain fried stoner ghetto cunt, can't even go shopping without getting a panic attack
valentina = wgaf
nunes = unmarketable lesbian

cejudo = too small to matter
max = never seen/talked about unless he's got a fight coming up
khabib = he's a draw only because of his padded record
usman = boring, getting carried to a money fight by colby
whittaker = constantly injured
JBJ = nothing but bad press but there's no such thing as bad publicity so he's fine i guess
DC = legit draw and does a lot for the sport outside of fighting

i already knew that mas was training. it's pretty obvious just from the footage. his muay thai coach heeming that cuban dude with a headkick is pretty dope too. why do you think i care if he trained? fuckin dummy you think ray just rolled off the couch too?

Personally think you guys are overreacting a bit, it wasn't that long ago you were claiming Al won.

Edit: Woah, why am I being down-voted?

magine the stench

>mas
Fucking cringe

>nunes = unmarketable lesbian
I guarantee she could be famous if they made a reality tv show about lesbians auditioning to be her and Nina's third. You could have it tour the country and Nunes could beat down a bulldyke now and then

*Is unheemable*
Heh, gonna have to try something else, kid.

oh no

>DC
>legit draw
DC couldn't draw water from a faucet. literally the only cards of his that have ever done well are jon jones cards. his "superfight" card with stipe and the lewis card both sold like absolute shit.

is usman the most boring champ of all time?

>taste

no problem bud, c'mere let me tell you something
*ezekiel chokes you*

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Conceptualise the odour.

I invented this thread

When Brock falls through Stipe wins the rematch

I've been a fan since he was fighting Ray on the Kimbo undercard, it's coincidence I didn't mention him until he beat Cerrone.

cringe all around

Kamaru POOsman

In many ways, you didn't.

what did Masvidal do to you

kek but how did you get those caps?

EXPOSED

ww has gone from one boring, emotionless black man to another but is stacked as fuck with the addition of Askren and return of Masvidal
appreciating ww truly separates the cazzies from the fight fans

I’ve been telling you guys about Jwill for years. This weekend the world will recognize. Will you be a witness?

I disagree

>frickin bears dude
>street fights!!!!!

Reminder that I invented the Cuckmier meme

No. I'm not a Blaydes fan but he's all around better than JWill.

Masvidal fans are the MMA equivalent of wiggers. A bunch of sheltered suburban whitebois who experience vicarious masculinity by fetishizing tough street dudes.

>but is stacked as fuck with the addition of Askren and return of Masvidal
Both of these onionboys literally suck. You care too much about le “mic skills”.

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Fanbase.

Yeah but it will just end up with Wonderboy winning the belt off Usman/Askren/Masvidal/Colby and then Twood picking the belt up again off Wonderboy.

>dude masvidal is such a cool suave badass!!!!
>he's like a real life scarface!!
>man i sure do wish i was hispanic, their culture is BADASS!!

You the boy whose boy is Leon Edwards?

/heem/ is a pretty cool place for mixed martial arts discussion.

Yes.

After Wonderboy goes the distance with Pettis and wins a close decision his career will be permaheemed

i am hispanic and from the 305.
you ok?

>return of Masvidal

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For a sec I thought it was DC and I was laughing.

No one matching that description exists

He didnt ko him with that Kick off the Cage, filthy casuals

swear i saw a brit flag claim it

My boy is real Brooklyn gangster, this is numba one bullshit!

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i used to buy my mother milk dragging a spiked bat

Askren is a fucking overhyped meme

yes but he is still based

MAN, I wonder how Masvidal vs Khabib would go. I mean Masvidal was fighting in backyards (seriously! Look it up on youtube) but Khabib was wrestling BEARS! That's a fight I want to see, two BORN fighters!

Tony Ferguson the type of guy to beat both of them xP

Yo...
Don't make me flip on you
Actually you can't make me do nothing
I might decide to

how many hours of sleep per night on average do you lads lose thinking about those filthy redditors?

BRO

ZABIT WENT TO BOARDING SCHOOL FOR FIGHTING

FOR FIGHTING BRO

every post in this thread? Yeah I invented them

gamebred since strikeforce my dude

Kek

gamebred since my wifes bull

You ever noticed everyone obsessed with Masvidal is some sheltered white dude?

imagine if we had a fighter training under someone who didnt recommend meme lifting like jeff cavaliere

this but unironically

yucky yckie I sure don't wanna be a sheltered white dude or else I might like masvidal, YUCK

im hispanic and from the same area. just a fan tho. you ever come to miami ill show you around

>im hispanic
Sheltered white. State your race cuz

Russian youtubes famous for reviewing (see mocking) testosterone bodybuilders and "life coaches" made video about Habibi and his reactions on events in Doggy-stan.

youtu.be/aVIs9hUMdy4

In video they questioned his actions, like how is he to judge that """"""""""porno"""""""""" play if he himself fights in a country where porno is just legal business.
Interesting that they show screenshots of russian facebook analog where he from his account asks some insta thot to send him more photos of her already being husband, father and righteous muzzle.
Based lads.

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>MMA
>real sport

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For me it's Roxanne Modafferi

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i wish i was COOL like masvidal he's so TOUGH

Any other masvi-bros here? Raise your hand if you'd let godvidal preg your wife

You're the only one ITT obsessed with masvidal

Seriously why do so many mma people do meme workouts. It's not like exercise science is hidden knowledge.

The whole threads mocking you right now

Almost looks human here

why try to undermine your countryman? pathetic slav betas cant stand the success of a strong muslim caucasian.

He is a fucking disgrace for our country - and he's not russian, he's doggy-stanian.
He's literal chimp who think it is right to say what's wrong and what's not. Region he lives in is one of the most corrupted in country yet he chooses to threat some gay-singers and gay-actors.
His new fame that fell on him does not make good.

why are you pretending to care about gays?

>getting outstruck by ryan hall

if you hate it so much why dont you let them leave russia

TJ was framed! It was just picograms from gas station dick pills! He’s just pulsing! Let him fight!

I bet she's a freak in the sack. Prob likes anal.

Jon is innocent and TJ is guilty, deal with it.

They did, and then jihadists took over and started doing the typical cross-border raids and terrorist attacks. You know this though

here is your new flyweight and bantamweight divisions I hope you like them

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I think it’s ironic that a board that supposedly hates niggers so much fucking LOVES fighters who act like niggers. Masvidal, the Diaz bros, Jones, Conor... list goes on.

I think all you faggots might just be obese neckbeards trying to act hard on the internet.

how will dc deal with getting rocked by the same kick to the head for the third time their next fight?

*murders Jones*
*does the worm on his grave*

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>In video they questioned his actions, like how is he to judge that """"""""""porno"""""""""" play if he himself fights in a country where porno is just legal business.
Nothing wrong with that.
>Interesting that they show screenshots of russian facebook analog where he from his account asks some insta thot to send him more photos of her already being husband, father and righteous muzzle.
Probably fake

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I don't care about gays. It's just hypocrite for him to say this is wrong when he is actually the same or even worse.
What you know about politics mate? What about borders? What about russian people living there? Stop asking questions out of your ass.

Yeah prob

*Sips with disdain*

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Look like they just rolled off the assembly line at the faggot factory.

>Draw upon your abilities of abstraction to generate a reasonably accurate representation of the olfactory profile of her body preparing itself for ovulation

Probably doesn't properly wipe her hairy asshole though. In fact that's more of an ironclad guarantee than a probably. No goddamn way she doesn't stink like the unwashed greaseball she is, either.

no they didn't. dagestan was never allowed independence after being taken by force by the russian empire.

and your logic makes zero sense. "these people are evil terrorists, therefore i must incorporate them into my country and give them citizenship and let them migrate to all my major cities." utterly laughable.

>Probably fake
Probably not, Ahmed
>Nothing wrong with that
Hypocrisy, Abdoolla.

He wants to clean his doggy-style homeland yet he can't clean his instagram from abusive language towards muzzies in comments.
He's fake and stupid.

russian people living there can go back to russia just like dagestani people in russia can go back to dagestan. it's pretty straightforward. you just don't want it to be straightforward because you'd have to acknowledge that russia's "caucasian problem" is entirely russia's creation.

Does Habibi get a lot of airtime on national Russian tv? Does he do interviews and stuff? Or is he strictly a Dagestan thing?

You're dumb

Go on..

Why would you do something like this? Of you trainer doesn't want to do mistakes correction and you fight analysis with just go to a better gym. Is it what zoomer fighters do these days? I just don't get it
They are all boring as fuck. People want either a complete failure or some hot stud like gsp.
Same shit after every card. It is what it is.
It's true but I respect his chin. His self promoting is cringy tho
I like how they shit on everyone because they live in a hellhole where nobody can get them
Worked with chechnya. They replaced uncontrollable terrorist with a guy who kills they own people and live in Qatar most of the time. At least it's mostly central asian who blow up shit here nowadays.
Maybe muscovites see shit about him often but in my city he has a non existing presence. Nobody likes and nobody talks about him. TV here is for big boys only. It's almost impossible to get there.

Ariel Helwani is the most elite sports journalist alive

>Worked with chechnya
if by working you mean letting chechens run rampant in russia proper, sure

Then why don't you crawl back straight forward to the shithole of your fat ass mom of a whore, huh?
He had a little when he became paper champ, but no he is not now.
Here in russia we have white rooskies and black monkeys - doggystanians, georgians, chechens, azerbaijanians etc. Habibi unite them with his chimp ass. For rooskies he's still uneducated monkey and they'll never support him.
For example - he has a good english for average rooskie and excellent for every muzzie dog here. But does he improve it? No. Because he's stupid. He still talks like a chimp - me smash, me humble, chicken mcnuggets... Though he stays a lot in the us, his manager is american muzzie terrorist, cormier etc.
Зaбaвнee вceгo, чтo cкoлькo бы их нe пытaлиcь oпycтить вcякиe Дaвыдычи, Tинькoфы, Бacты-хyяcты, oни oдин хyй нe зaтыкaютcя

>can't muster a coherent counterpoint
>resorts to petty vulgarity
the slavic mind at work, ladies and gentlemen!

reminder that cejudo is a lineal double champ

when does reebok deal expire?

and to think that achievements like that would matter if he wasn't a midget

if tj did nothing wrong he wouldn't have given up his belt

fuck she's hot with hair

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Interesting. So if the UFC banked a PPV around him and had him headline the thing in Moscow, he wouldn't necessarily have the support of the entire country?

Like let's just say he fights Conor again, for argument's sake. How would Russians support that fight? Would more people support Conor or more people support Khabib?

There is no point to counter that shit you wrote. You know nothing about living, period.
By your logic when there was russian genocide in chechnya in 90s, that usa sponsored - it was rooskies problem, yeah?
Well, fuck you, cleetus, don't even (you) at me if you don't want to be heemed.

Half of they population are in prison in people who live there doesn't live in some heavenly conditions. They low iq diaspora wouldn't be deported anyway so we didn't lose anything.
A few people from my city wrote a letter to Yeltsin to start to kidnap chechens in Moscow for future pow exchange. Meme times
Dagestan is a shithole. They would never go back there willingly. It's more like a place where they gather every year. The problem is our government is too PC to do anything race or religion related.
They are based and redpilled. That's for sure

Here's your lineal champs
125: Cejudo
135: Cejudo
145: Khabib
155: Jones
170: Jones
185: DC
205: GSP
265: DC

>The problem is our government is too PC to do anything race or religion related.
Seems to me more like they're afraid kadyrov will chimp out and let the churkas run everywhere

>russians and chechens living in each other's territory causes problems
>also i fucking hate caucasians they don't belong here
>uhhhhh but we definitely shouldnt separate and no longer be part of the same country
how does this make sense again ivan?

i like how you basically acknowledge im right but refuse to acknowledge the solution. and imagine a russian thinking that "willingness" is some objection to physical location. your recent history is full of forced migrations.

>155: Jones
explain please

are all russians autistic racists or just the ones on 4channel? probably mad that some kavkaz fella is pimping their sister.

Not him but I think it's because of BJ Penn losing to Machida

A lot of muzzies would support him and Moscow is full of them.
rferl.org/a/below-the-belt-many-russians-back-irish-fighter-over-local-daghestani-for-mma-championship/29523686.html
They are actually hoping he will do that. FSB is shilling against him very hard but Putin trust him. They have already changed the governor of Dagestan to some Russian FSB or police guy to show that it's very easy to end it all for someone. The whole region is a mess 2bh.
There is no solution. Your idea is a pure shit because you believe a region that surrounded by russian territories want to be separate. What the point? They get the biggest amount of money to support they economy. It's a basically a zoo that isn't able to support itself.
Nobody likes them here

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>i forgot BJ was the champ
i think CTE might be real

youtu.be/5S4uKZvPMcw

Tj is going to do the Jon Jones and be TJ Picoshaw lol

>There is no solution
this is why slavs will always be shit. they are natural cucks

Easy mistake to make these days, BJ's running the wrong way like that little penguin

white bois don't pulse

nigga dan quinn is dying
youtu.be/eTwBdvTnVB0

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Funny thing. I have a friend, armenian, real armenian who imigrate here for better life and succeeded. So he's your average choorkah (see nigger). Only difference between him and any doggystanians is faith - armenians are christians. And before the Conor fight he actually wanted Habibi to get heemed because he's not stupid and because normal russian can't stand muzzies.
In here they are like litteral niggers - uneducated, going in packs etc.

So answering your question - smart rooskies will support Conor because he's white, not boring and fuck Habibi. Other rooskies will support Habibi for political reasons or because they are stupid.
>also i fucking hate caucasians they don't belong here
Never said that you fuck, so stick it back in your ass.
Where did you get that it is their land, huh?
Stupid fuck.
Are all americans autistic discord trannies and cucks that love being blacked on 4channel?

No, you're just getting worked by a shitposter.

Well my Hitler tier idea to genocide them wouldn't turn into reality I bet. Our government just wants to control them. That's it

go prep a black bull

FFFFF

Where we at bros?

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I'm not the guy you've been going back and forth with, Kiril

mexico is ban evading using his phone fa la la la

watching NCAA wrestling like a patrician

So? By that cleetus logic you are still a discord tranny and a cuck, Thaddeus

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>"Wake up, muzrat"

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Hold me down, motherfucker. You cant do shit

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I love spammer

Nah hes a fucking loser but he has provided useful information and works jannies/newfags I suppose

I don't really know where to start with this.

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My expectations are extremely low. I would be greatly appreciative of any help whatsoever.

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Remember when we found out that Mini Khabib's dad was a 35 year old illiterate weirdo who wrote really weird songs about pedophilia? Remember that?

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mini khabib's peach

oh and rule enforcers are fucking ZILCHES

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why are russians afraid to look a chechen in the eyes when they pass on the street? it's kinda weird

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If neck strikes are illegal, why are accidental ones never called? like eye pokes or groin shots

How the fuck did Mini Khabib come to be a Khabib fan anyway?

He rarely fights, has no star power, speaks poor English, and his fight style really isn't that exciting. He doesn't headline PPVs, he has fought very few high-level opponents, he's not from America and he's Muslim.

I just don't understand what would make a child choose him over anyone else. That little girl who likes Cheick Kongo somehow makes more sense (anyone have the clip of her asking him that question, btw?).

Maybe its just the funny hat. Maybe her dad is behind it all. If he wanted to promote his daughter with a gimmick he would need something that is immediately identifiable. Also, a catch phrase. So in that case Khabib fits the bill.

Who else can you think of that meets the criteria?

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>Eurocuck circlejerk of "waaa I miss Conor" and "he'll come back pwomise!"

Here's Conor's entire career:
Get choked a few times
Punch a bunch of midgets in weak division
Almost die by literal 5'4" wrestler
Punched Ultra Midget who just happened to the installed champ of weak division for first belt
Transfer to Lightweight get killed by a rank #11 literal 19-11
Rematch, drop can a couple times but get worked for 4 rounds, favoritism decision
Fight Ultra Manlet fluke smash and grab champ who stands there staring at you for 15 minutes til you find a TKO in there, second belt
Get KO'd by a retired boxer
Return to LW and get dropped and choked by a tried and tested bear mauler
"I-I'll be back lads"

Nah.

Hes a "flip a coin" and see if he wins fighter who just happens to get installed in championship fights by Dana for favorable matchups, hes completely artificial, the fact that Nate "SuperCan" Diaz gave him trouble should've been a sign.

His style was never meant to last at the top. His entire game is trying to KO people, and some guys just cant fucking be KO'd.

Khabib is an elite cardio machine with unstoppable pressure, an adamantium chin, respectable striking, chain wrestling and submissions. His style is meant to kill the most elite guys. His game is catered toward being champion.

Conor never wins the rematch, there was an entire round where Khabib just stood with him, like heres your opportunity to knock me out, just try it. Conor couldnt do shit. If anything he gets beaten worse next time.

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lol i got police12 and mo0t tripcodes permanently banned fucking idiots had to change them they're in shambolic ruins

t. sean of canada

Getting rubbed before entering octagon

people who aren't worthy of respect:

anyone with thick framed black glases
anyone with tattoos
anyone on discord
anyone on reddit even ironically
anyone not named lukas

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It's very easy to accidentally strike someone in the neck or to the back of the head. They call them out if you repeatedly do it but it's almost impossible to predict where you strike will land. People just hit until the stoppage. It's two moving targets after all - you and your enemy

people like spammer are one in a billion, cherish him

>no white champions
>khabib
what did (((they))) mean by this?

good point, has there been a time out from a neck strike? I can't remember any

hated his persona but he seems way cooler with the long hair and beard

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Who invented spammy

I'm gunna cancel his patent if you know what I mean

Being a Schaub aficionado doesn’t make you a sneaker aficionado and don’t forget it again

There is actually a good point about neck strikes - a lot of head kicks are aimed towards the sides of your neck. If we consider it a neck strike than kick that koed Rosey was to the neck

the TJ that fought cody 2x and the TJ that fought cejudo are NOT the same entity

this sport is for fucking losers (i love you mommy)

how salty will Askren haters be if he beats Lawler in the rematch

Cody has been exposed and subsequently Cruz has been exposed as well for losing to Cody because honestly who does that other than Tekaya Mizugaki

only salty if it is by “technical submission” again

Conor isn’t bad Khabib is just good.

Ruthless Robbie Rebbit won't get his rematch

mizugaki gave 2 fighters BW title shots.....

and all of the last 5 title fights at BW have been determined by stupidity. technique has not played a role yet, just all sports psychology

I hope Dustin beats Max, Khabib, and Tony back to back.

TAM finally built a fighter that could beat Cruz, but he couldn't do anything else

kek

Askren is gonna run the fuck through Robbie if there's a rematch. He got a hold of him ridiculously quick in the first fight. No way Robbie gets that lucky slam again, and even if he does, Ben's chin is clearly god-tier.

what a pleb

Askren is the one that almost got run through

would be nice see Cody x Lineker next.

tfw chin and power matter more than skill

this is why knockouts should be ruled as no contests rather than finishes

do you want Cody to be perma-heemed

In many ways a KO is the weakest way to win

this but unironically

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I just went through every single retarded thing I've ever heard in my life and congratulations bong, you just said the most retarded thing I've ever heard in my entire life; kudos

Is Romero the best fighter to never hold a belt?

Usman has no chance against Askren

no that's me

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no that's me

yes unfortunately him missing weight in the 2nd whittaker fight led Dana to pay the judges not to give it to yoelito even though he clearly won since it would have caused a huge headache in middle weight

No one has a chance against Askren. No one.

I invented designer steroids and gave them to TJ then I called Dana and said fuck it cut the cord

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did you mean me

You might be right my friend

For sure, he was losing until he won, B

my friend Jon Jones stands a chance

if dana gets his way and forces the robbie rematch you think ben still takes it?

>caused a huge headache of a trilogy fight after the fight of the year
for sure my guy

Robbie finishes it for real this time

he was losing to Brunson and had to cheat to win, he's also a cut baby so possibly

>even though he clearly won
what rounds my man

literally no one would rate pooel if he was a pudgy white sperg like you named john smith

yes, i'm retarded; i apologize, apparently heems should count as nc's and I'll just see myself out
>i'm going hyome

If Ben is smart he'll take it because he clearly has every advantage over Robbie.

I would bet my fucking house on Ben getting a first round sub again.

this doesnt even make sense, the fight was one punch from being stopped

you dont think it wouldve been a problem that yoel missed weight but won the fight yet didnt get the belt? so now robs walking around with a paper belt and they need to make it a 3rd time and hope yoel makes weight even though he missed twice in a row?
rob got 1,2 yoel got 3,4,5 and pressured majority of the fight including a 10-8 3rd round

Honestly bruh, if Yoel weren't an olympic level wrestler, with a killer striking game and FREAK genetics, I really don't think he'd be quite the fighter that he is today.

Just riffin off the dome here though.

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I would drop anyone itt like a sack of potatoes

No it really wasn't. Ben wasn't out, he was intelligently defending the whole time. It just looked bad because his arm was trapped. Once he got his arm loose he had Robbie FUCKED in like 20 seconds and two transitions.

Second fight Ben will tie up Robbie even quicker. Aside from Hail Mary slams, Robbie has NOTHING for Ben. Take that one to church, boy.

Why do they always do a full robbery instead of atleast a draw lol

not before I choked you out like Darth Vader

no, it wouldve been an instant rematch and made no fucking difference to anyone like gsp vacating instantly after winning nobody cares about this paper cringe faggotry

I think there should be more 10-10 rounds, would rather see draws than split decisions sometimes

you listed actual fighting attributes im telling you no one would care if it was junior albini doing those same things

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>pressured
literally the last thing judges look at
>effective striking
>top control
>immediate damage
are all above muh pressure

>yoel got 4
for sure and Lee took those first 3 rounds my man

if junior albini had the speed, athleticism, skills etc of romero he would probably be my favorite fighter

romero got his ass beat both times and now jacapoo is upper decking him to flush his career into the brown void

also how the fuck do you score 3 as an 10-8 but not 5 or 1?

greg hardy has two of those three more than anyone for sure hes a low key boy

on the PPV how do they explain to cazzies why the BW belt is vacant

>if Yoel were pulling off flying knee KOs while looking like a pudgy non-athlete, no one would care

My nigga you are speaking some of the dumbest shit I have ever heard on this motherfucker, and believe me man, I've read some dumb shit on here. Spammy lives here, remember that.

Please try to hold yourself to a higher standard than this. For the sake of the community at large.

Clearly didnt get 4 and wrong about pressue

we wouldnt even be having this convo if mma judging wasnt dogshit if they scored fights as a whole yoel wins it easily, in no world does the guy who got dropped twice and wobbled once also taken down win a fight against a guy who he did NONE of that to.
yoel took a lot of time off in the 5th so I dont think it qualifies as much as how much damage he did in the 3rd and the 1st round rob did 0 damage yoel was blocking and parrying everything

>>if Yoel were pulling off flying knee KOs while looking like a pudgy non-athlete, no one would care
correct, you can stop pretending youre anything but a white guilt faggot and talk normally you dumb nigger

Just imagining kicking Yoel gives me phantom pains, he looks like he is made out of wood, let alone trying to punch him while he is parrying

judging damage inflicted is too subjective you peabrains

He's a lot sloppier, and also not goofy looking like albini is so its not the same

>and the 1st round rob did 0 damage yoel was blocking and parrying everything
yikes, may as well just admit to being a hillary voter you ginormous fag

If there is one avenue where ability trumps appearance, it's sports, you cheese-eating fuckhole.

If anything, Yoel looking like Askren would make him even more notable. Does this REALLY need to be explained to you?

Applies to Ronda aswell. People laughed when Nunes tooled her then she did the same thing to Cyborg and really made me think

fuckin weird, I thought I said
>kudos on forcing me to relive my horrific life
don't know where it went

yoel fights the first round the same way every single fight and takes no damage if you think that was a 10-8 round then you might be retarded

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I heem every here

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he had the WEC belt, and the WEC was the best set of bantamweights in the world at the time so it might as well have been a UFC belt

FUCK NECKS

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Ben Rothwell had a pretty good case for a title shot at one point and nobody cared

listening to the rogan episode with taubes and guyenet and tßh l have no clue what theyr'e talking about but everyone is incredibly passive aggressive and touchy. pretty gay

Future youngest female champion rolling through don't mind me boys

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>Wonderboy
>is 36 years old

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oh 1 hunnie percento, he didn't even get touched that fight

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She's getting thicker every day

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It's essentially the same belt since they brought everything over in the merger. Same with Aldo's title

do you think she's producing breast milk yet?

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What's that logo on her jacket

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Future MW GOAT

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who?

The first guy was a fag that talked nonstop for 15 minutes and couldnt pull that sucker up about a fist away from his face so I turned it off.

he has to fight first

all the champs are deleted

Oh, OK

Next time I'll link /hm/ and not /pol/

Lamest champ in a looooong time

Zero personality

he promotes mental health awareness

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he's just a nice maori guy, we need champs like him

>muh personality
>muh drawls

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>Autism
hehe

literally none of the current ufc champs have any personality except for dc

Look here

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sid from ice age

wood you?

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is johnny walker the most chad fighter in the ufc currently?
>6'6
>shredded
>great jawline and smile
>likely best dancer in the ufc, worked as a male stripper
>explosive despite being so tall

>faces of meth

the hawaiian girl looks beat up here but i've seen some videos where she's kinda cute so yeah i probably would

>mfw I'm so out of the loop, I didn't even know she was pregnant
or is this a 'day before weigh-ins' shot

He has a shallow forehead but he's still cool

boom roasted XD

not even a question b

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I like him :)

gigachad

I haven't fallen for any recent memes, but I actually think Walker is pretty good. Probably doesn't beat Jon but I like him against anyone else at 205

what about petr yan, pretty legitimate imo

This bitch rebecca, looks like that crackhead woman from breaking bad.

Ayo C*ral you back yet homie?

finally a fighter that doesnt take himself so seriosuly
getting a bit tired of all those dudes "on a mission" and "willing to die for it" and shit

>"waek up jzon, iz ova my fren"

I know he beat Dodson fairly handedly (and I actually think that little nog is pretty good in his own right) but BW still has some really good guys at the top. Moraes, Assuncao, Cejudo soon, Munhoz, possibly Garbrandt if he stops being retarded. Just have to wait and see him against one of them. He's definitely good, not so sure about him being champ

the old guy was also a fag in his own special way; in short an absolute peach of a rogan podcast

I don't think Cody can just stop being retarded

That Stephan bitch was the worst guest Joe has had on in a looooong time. Hairline was a fuckin crime against humanity too.

Watch his fight on the contender series and you might reconsider

Post your favorite Jorge Masvidal moment: youtu.be/Bpr9lPqcMDM

Don't (You) me

get (You)'d bitch

the only difference is that gary taubes is a resentful old moron who has been trying to defend this ridiculous presupposition for decades and the GNA guy was at least a proper academic and in all likelihood correct about the issue in more ways than taubes is

It would be nice though because despite him being an absolute faggot I really enjoy watching him fight, probably is already be too late though.
I will, not doing anything better. I did know it was a decision against another large hue, and I am aware he's been heemed.

The only other guy to be this relaxed to the point of humoring himself is jon jones. johnny walker is taking the belt by the end of the year lads.

and neck people.

would unironically lose to current anderson

>Hi my name is gary taubes i'm gonna be your nutritionist for camp
>okay so first things first cut out all carbohydrates refined or not
>no fruit or vegetables obviously
>now replace all the carbs you were getting beforehand to replenish your glycogen with mozzarella cheese, breakfast sausage and fish oil supplements

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is the bellator card tomorrow worth watching or nah

let me know if you do watch it, I just did
It's a good scrap, some memey shit from Walker. You can see he does look a bit raw, doesn't set up his striking all that much and gasses himself easily . Grappling doesn't look phenomenal either, but without sounding stupid it does seem like he's improving pretty rapidly

how would rook from battlerite do in the UFC?

a true definition of a huebr

I invented Lithuania

it's been too long boys

how in the fuck are ya buds?

Fuckin great mate been training and sinking beers this weekend how are ya

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Alright just hoping my Stephen doesn't get heemed i guess.

that sounds unreal bud, I'm just jim dandy too, we got a couple of real lucrative jobs with the liberal government handing out cash like candy at the end of last year and ended up ridin' er right to the bank, took the boys out for some pints a few weeks ago myself

got it queued up right now bruv

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Sounds fucking cash. Favourite recent fight?

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I'm enjoying the shit out of these posts for real ty ivan. Keep removing kebab

how in the fuck would that happen bud? he's going to outpoint Pettis in a boring kickboxing match dude

Yes. Sanchez, Vassell, Tokov, and Roman Huerta

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pettis will engage dgaf mode and start slugging. he's at that point in his career

haha Usman mugging Tyreese was pretty dope. I really liked Felder vs Vick as well. It's crazy that Vick is unable to keep some guys at range, if he only moved his godamn feet he'd be damn near unstoppable

Hows about yourself my dude?

>Masvidal fights Wonderboy
>he can't hit him

>Rory fights Wonderboy
>can't hit him

>Woodley fights him for 10 rounds
>only punches him exactly two times total

>Till fights Wonderboy
>gives him a couple leg kicks

>Pettis will be able to slug with Wonderboy

I wonder how much bigger Wonderboy really is

i didnt say he'd be successful i said he'd start slugging, as in it won't be a boring kickboxing match like you said. he might just get clocked.

he'll be a couple inches taller and not much bigger physically

Wonderboy got dropped Ellenberger, Till, and by Woodley in both fights

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so he'll lose is what you meant

he'll get punched and kicked until he can no longer fight properly and will become sluggish

Till is such a nightmare for pillowfisted point fighters lol

so you think he could have made 155 if he wanted?

reading comprehension isn't your strength, let's just leave it at that

I also enjoyed those fights but lost a shitload betting on Tyron.
Jose vs Moicano and Kang vs Ishihara were some bangers in recent memory

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Do girls like cauliflower ears?

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He was so big against wonderboy and cowboy. he fixed his nutrition because he worried about making weight, but he lost his size clearly, looked skinny as fuck against woodley and mas, he didnt fill out the same way

if aldo beats volkanovski he deserves a title shot

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wish i had the motivation to spam this faggot so everyone else would hate him as much as i do

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i dont think he wants one

hoping he gets rekt for being a cutbabby

The only man that can beat Zabit

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Truth is mma has been going down hill for years. The golden years were at least 6 years ago if not longer. Mcgelregor was the dead cat bounce. Now it's just down down down.

We have some literally who nigger as WW champ.
1 Shitty wmma fights every main card
The HW champ is a lhw who got demolished by joints
Lhw has been absolutely cleaned out for years
Everything below lw doesn't matter at all
Champ champ

It's a disaster. Mma has never been worse off and even the UFC is losing its grip on top talent. They lost moose, mighty mouse, etc.

I dunno about that, I think the reason he's been doing the 3 round fights is because there's no point going for the 5 round fights due to potential damage, and I agree tbqh

Noticed that too but he was like 3 lbs overweight in the Wonderboy fight

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Absolutely, although I really want to see him fight Ortega. Max is just too good and large for Aldo

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thats some chimpface looking lady

she looks like a poorly aging wine aunt
also a chimp

Brown boy here. Huge gamebred fan since the Jimbo days

LOVE fat pvz

I guess this is true if you're a caz but mma will always be fun to watch

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based steven van zandt

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Post the the part where Ortega clipped him

Lads who train. I've been training MT supplemented with boxing for 2 years now and want to do BJJ at some point, but should I get real good at MT first or train BJJ sooner and become a jack of all trades and master of none.

this thread is a product of my machinations

Don't have that one sorry lad but have a couple of Max going mental

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Are you allowed to move your head when you train Muay thai?

Gabagool?
Over here.

Okay these are still fun, thanks

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Yeah, mainly pulling back from headkicks, but some head movement like slips and bobbing/weaving can be risky but can be used sparingly. Thai boxers like Saenchai and Samart use head movement really from learning traditional boxing

no probs

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I really wished that Ortega coulda got the takedown and wiped that smile off Holloway's face

*use head movement really well

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>when he calls out someone out of his league

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conor will bring in the kids like jordan did for basketball, they're prob like 8-10 years away

Except when Mike Perry called out lawler back in the day. Was epic

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Do the neck exercises that Canelo does to keep your chin strong

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Don't know about anyone else but I'm a little annoyed with Max moving up. He'll never go back to featherweight

is that cheryl cole

no it's Cheryl Fernandez-Versini

why he's too good for fw?

I don't mind because he's achieved everything there is to at fw. It's Tony time for Max

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Aldo just wants to retire in great fashion desu, but if they offer him a bout against Ortega for a interim title i think he would accept

There is still fights to be had there you goofs this double champ shit is a fucking meme

Tony's composure and Pettis' lack thereof is pretty interesting

he's vacating 145 for sure, just like dc, you know he's never going back down

>calling JORGE MASVIDAL fake

hes probably one of the realest fighters in the UFC lmao, dude came to fame street fighting heavy weights on the streets of miami on youtube

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>Miami

why do people don't meme Miami anymore? it's a far better aesthetic pleasing city than New York or Los Angeles

Maybe Zabit but the rest of the top guys he's either beat or would destroy. It's Max's time to heem Gooby and get D'arced by Tony at lw

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good post

Yeah that surprised me too when coming here, I dont like Cormier because he is also a cheating poke eyeing nigger too but that's not reason to jump over his dick
>but muh fight IQ
He is a fucking snooze fest to watch fight and he lose the first fight against Gus
Based

Zabit is a meme

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All cities in America are verifiably garbage

You now remember clay jose

What did he mean by this?

magomedsharipov is a fun name to say

I know lol but he's the only guy not shorter than Max in the top 10. He can grapple too but Max would heem him imo

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Correct except for Jones, people only wants to see him lose, or in the case of Rogan and Dana fucking their wives, and nobody gives a shot for DC, he is 40 and probably never fighting again

Going to reddit to look for soi fueled comments its top soi behavior

le gas in round 3 man aint doing shit in a championship fight

because Florida is garbage and only South Americans have a weird fascination with Miami itself
Florida itself is a massive meme to the rest of the country due to "Florida man" and the general quirkiness of the people who live there

Ironic shitposting its still shitposting

And I thought crossfit was stupid

shitposting is a state of mind

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this youtube.com/watch?v=rZIp9Wps7W8

is that rose?

>Sep 2017
Hey Mike

I could clear out the entire strawweight division in one afternoon

>Colby only losing one split,
>wanting 25 minutes of poor little white boy getting BLACKED.
yikes pilled.

>Samart
My nigga.

I'm willing to accept that Usman could win 1/3 of the time but it would be a hard fought victory

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>wmma is too low in talent that this considered hot in the community
Yeah, nah that's gonna be a yikes from me doggy

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she make my dick rose with her launches

bellator has valerie loureda and she is fucking gorgeous

hopefully one of the fighters on the upcoming card gets a brain injury

WMMA is built in to allow bladder relief

Does Tim Sylvia have a right to be pissed about Bisping being in HOF but not him?

How many fighters have reclaimed their belt?

who?

Off top of my head 4

Undefeated

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I want Funky vs Kebab so bad. But that will never happen.

Fuckoff that's a stupid fight to make

kebab gonna retire and promote jihad

No u.
I just want to see Kebab being wrestlefucked to death.

If by jihad you mean cheap energy drinks - then yes. Khabib is hated by "real" muzzies.

You're dumb as hell, it will be a boring wrestling match were they scramble for a bit before Khabib submits that gassed idiot.

who are "real" muzzies?

Bud light

Sylvia has to be in the discussion when you're talking about all time GOAT heavyweights

I want to ______ PVZ

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found faggot

piss down the throat of

why do they hate you

chimp

Jerk off to bailey jay rather than
twitter.com/BaileyJayTweets/status/1104910233774772224

you don't even know what it is to heem

Reminds me Volkan and how he used to KO couple guys super fast in row

Who's your favorite fighter who died?

None of them, you weirdo.

Realest nigga alive

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Kevin Ferguson.

>Khabib submits that gassed idiot.
casual response. Funky Ben can wrestle for hours. If it's just wrestling everyone knows he never gasses. Only chance Khabib has of gassing him is forcing him into a slug fest to gas his arms. Khabib is more prone to gas. In his two five round fights he's taken one round off each time and that's a death sentence vs Funky Ben.

Either Evan Tanner or Kevin Randleman

who else likes Mixed Martial Arts

Don't know bout that gay shit but I rep UFC, dawg

For anyone wondering:
125 Cejudo > DJ ...
135 Cejudo > TJ ...
145 Khabib > Conor ...
155 Jones > Shogun > Machida > BJ Penn ...
170 Jones > Shogun > Machida > BJ Penn ...
185 DC > Stipe > Werdum > Cain > JDS > (clusterfuck) > Rampage > Bustamante > Menne
205 GSP > Condit > Diaz > BJ Penn > Hughes > Renzo Gracie > Frank Shamrock
265 DC > Stipe > Werdum > Cain > JDS > (clusterfuck) > Couture > Smith > Coleman

Thank you Croatia, you are a true friend

To give some more interesting facts: there seems to be only 3 double lineal champions, if I am not mistaken. Conor through Aldo and Diaz, Werdum through Fedor and Cain, and Cain through Bigfoot and JDS.

Figured it would be Anthony Johnson to bridge those gaps.

Another fact: DC is the absolute lineal champion through Fedor > Big Nog > Coleman > Vovchanchyn > Sakuraba > Royce Gracie

lick every crevice of

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Never even a "Alright, Billy, here's the jab"

He is a good guy with a mentality of a teenager. He is a part of some program for aboriginals where they train them in their gym for free or something like that. There is a podcast with him too.

this looks nice but it looks as if there's little to no room for error

MILKY MILKY ME WANNA SUCKKIE

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I thought maybe Pettis actually has a chance because he only loses to guys who pressure him like crazy then I remembered he lost a kickboxing match to Barboza.

>ZERO ( 0 ) SIGNIFICANT STRIKES LANDED

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>that hairline
J U S T
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father is unironically black

Training abos to fight? That doesn't seem like a good idea.

It's bjj, motivational courses and bonding activities as far as I understand

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I think those two in the middle may be lying about being abo

Aldo better than Holloway.

Early stoppage. His legs were still strong, but Henry tripped him so the ref thought he was out.

based canada

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Anderson looking like a praying mantis at 146.

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i wish she'd pray on my mantis

This nigga got hairy arms

>mma
I'd box every single one of you marks here, ez

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look how she's making sure her titties are in the shot

like literally sacrificing half of her head being in the shot so that her tits can be in it.

imagine you were going to take a quick video of yourself talking. is this how you would point the camera?

she didnt want to show anything in that video, not the beach or those randoms she points the camera at. she was just desperate to find a reason to show her tits off.

absolutely seething, thots begone

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I'd heem you in a round

Lingerie FC still a thing?

prime schaub would heem ngannou

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I'm going to need you so say his FUCKING name please you little fuck.

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Valbong, there I said it

>gasses harder than CM Punk
>outboxed by a guy literally only throwing one hand
f-f-fersuuuuuuure this peach of a pit can brawl with the best of em, b

Not real enough like your country’s own Leon Edwards or Darren Till

Shut you fookin mouth m8

>I would bet my fucking house on Ben getting a first round sub again.
You do realize Askren is a decision machine wrestle fucker?

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brenda schlong

Heeming dis threaddu

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Moraes is our sperg

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Nue

Ufc has viana and lipski

None of them look abo lmao
I didnt know ozzies were even worse than muttricans claiming 15% cheyenne heritage or some shit

What % of aboriginal is she

How do I learn how to box people up like Max bless?

I think it's the people who volunteered to work with abbos not the abbos themselves

>hes probably one of the realest fighters in the UFC lmao, dude came to fame street fighting heavy weights on the streets of miami on youtube
Christ

Rent free

Has never beat a current or former champion. Btw Romero has beaten 3 champs

It's because reddit doesn't like those fighters anymore.

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