Be the fat kid at school with jiggly boy tits

>be the fat kid at school with jiggly boy tits
>PE teacher makes an announcement at assembly
>"Just to let you guys know, next week we'll be doing the bleep test. Attendance is mandatory."
>mfw

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I don't know that feel you fat fuck

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he's trying to save you fatty

you guys call it bleep test?

Bleep test is like a penis inspection day?

What do you call it?

>tfw have never been fat

I remember as a kid the bleep test was originally from some fitness game show with Sally Gunnell and Dwayne Ladejo

Not him, but we call it the pacer/the pace test. If you didn’t hold on for a respectable amount of time, you we’re rightfully bullied for a couple days.

bip/beep. huge difference, i know. guess bleep is a more common onomatopoeia in britain.

>rightfully bullied
there is no such thing, faggot
[spoiler]but they should bully you :)[/spoiler]

>tfw 6'0 14 year old fatty
>tfw high school teachers are manlets who grade your front/back flips, rope climbs, triple jumps, hand stands and various forms of gymnastics
>tfw only one grade in basketball

>tfw used to have an eating disorder and went down to 7 and a half stone
weigh 11 stone now

You should take down your pants and take a shit in the floor. That should get You SUSPENDED or whatever.

mfw passed penis inspection day

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I used to shit on people during the bleep/beep/peep/piep- test. Fuck you fat fuck hope you change your diet user.

the fuck is a bleep test

>be a fat fuck
>still manage to ace that one year of PE because it was all football and handball and basketball and hockey
good times

*hovers over spoiler*
Holy shit!!

did you not have the dreadful "Geräteturnen"?

>tfw always got 9 for shuttle-run test.

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Is penis inspection day a thing in the us?

not that year
the original teacher tore his achilles heel (while showing how to high jump, kek) so we had some guy who barely did any of the shit stuff, mostly ballgames

Pretty sure it was when I was in primary school. Doctor + Nurse came to check boy and girls bits and bobs to make sure they were developing correctly. I didn't have to do it because dad was a doctor. Same for vaccinations and shit. I have no idea if penises and stuff were checked. Might have done.

>we had some guy who barely did any of the shit stuff, mostly ballgames
based

i got extra marks for proving a pube

>be in secondary school
>groups are being made for PE
>Elite Group was for people who did sport at an outside club. I did field hockey. However the requirement was football or rugby.
>The shit heap group was just everybody else and the fuckers who didn't want to do PE
>Shit heap group would be thrown a football and told to play, we'd make our own teams and stuff
>'Elite' group had to do actual training even if they didn't do rugby or football respectively
>it was so bad and boring people pretended to not play for a club to be with us just to have fun

neger

>tfw fat kid
>"okay be the goalkeeper"
>mfw i do nothing

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I want to go back, user
I want to make it better ;_;

>Penis Inspection Day
>homeschooled

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goddamn teacher's pets

>tfw in order to get a 10 (highest grade) had to reach stage 12 at least
>girls got a 10 at stage 10

>tfw failed penis inspection day but got an A on the ass test

Haha prove it pube was the one, used to rip one from my head and pretend to yank it out my pubes when it got to my turn, that one big lad had pubes from 11

i hated when they used that comb on you to check for crabs, they were never gentle at all.

>tfw fat since i was 10
Slowly losing weight/putting on muscle now but I never would have been fat if I had a competent parent raising me

Bullying is a necessary part of human society, just like stigmas and judging others based on appearance is. No idea why people suddenly hate these things

>not very good at football
>always become the second or third picked just because I was notorious for absolutely slaughtering people when I played RB

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>be the fat kid at school with jiggly boy tits
>PE teacher makes an announcement at start of gym class
>"Okay boys, floor hockey. Shirts vs skins."

OH FUCK COACH I'M SICK

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>always the really really skinny kid but was good at sports
>always picked near the top

Based

>was fat
>just started eating less
>not fat any more
try it, fatanons.

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Makes sense, the effort they would have to put in to reach stage 10 is far greater than for the boys, and if they ever ended up running professionally they would be competing against other women anyway.

>be out of shape awkward nerd
>get new gym teacher who is really tough
>for fitness semester has us run a mile in the woods around the school
>start actually getting into shape
>girls starting to notice me
>start flirting with qt
>one day eat chili casserole at lunch
>start running
>stomach and intestines start moving around while jogging
>oh no
>oh God no
>have to shit really bad
>oh fuck oh fuck
>sweating
>tell group I'm jogging with to run ahead while catching my breath
>sprint behind a tree and start shitting my brains out
>sweet relief
>look up and staring directly in the eyes of the qt

She told fucking everyone

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Nonce

hahab ased

Based

>the hottest teacher in school having an affair with me
>homeschooled

Sexist pig

I make my team do the multistage fitness test every 2 months to track their progress, been very disappointed with the results

Do you mean the Pacer? That's easy, we only had to do 50 "bleeps" lmao for a 100 score.

Leftists.

Beep test was hype, a pure test of will against all your friends and enemies

>penis inspection day in MexiCan't
>all school are poor as fuck
>at most 2 buildings of 3 floors and a concrete plaza contained in a big area of fenced dirt
> no nurse station or gym
>for penis inspection all classes have to make lines according to their classroom on the plaza, pull the pants down and keep the hands behind the back to avoid cheating
>cold and dry air flows through my tights
> inspection begins
> the staff uses pens or branches instead of the proper instruments due to lack of funds
>its finally my turn
> the branch I got examined with has a fucking ant on it
> dumbass teacher it's too dense or careless to get it off it
>ohshit.jog
> the bastards climbs to my tiny peepee and stings me
>let out a muted scream, cant move or they might think I want to chest and fail the inspection
>the bite starts to make it swallow
>it actually looks slightly bigger
barely pass with a 70 out of 100

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I don't see the problem here.
Better than shitting yourself running.

No joke here. Our school done the same bleep test. I was not only the last one in the class but also had the longest time in the year level. It was a one hour class and the bell went for lunch and I was still going. The guy whom lasted second longest stopped about 20 min before I did. Gym teacher said he never saw a student last so long and that I even beat himself. I was 14 years old and I done it while being a little overweight too.

Am I elite?

>tfw hot female nurse is impressed by your cock

>tfw had to do a 20 minute run
>passing mark distance for guys got you the best mark possible if you were a girl

>annual bleep test
> year 9, everyones around 14y/o
> whole year is doing it at once (like 100 people)
> be me, a lazy shit who rarely exercises just doing me best
> down to the last 10 its me plus people who do track
> end up placing 2nd beating the entire girls track team

Womens sport was a mistake

DYEL?

Oh shit
>you now remember Body Heat
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alpha male

not all bullying is done to the weirdos who need some adjustment, a lot of it is just violent kids getting away with being assholes

>out of shape nerd for the entirety of school
>always get better scores than the soccer obsessed dumbos during PE
genetics are funny desu

In my senior year I just played extremely physical in everything and the other players would get very worked up

>be the best boy at badminton
>have a play off between boys and girls
>i match against the best girl who is also incredibly fit
>get completely dom'd

and that's how i found out i like to wank with fingers up my arse

i was a very fat kid in high school and mile run days were literally the worst experience of my life. i think my best time ever was like 13 minutes, and i exerted myself so bad to get that time that even the bullies were asking me if I was OK

yea but it is only mandatory when you are in early school. when you are older penis inspection only happens to certain students

we called it course-navette proper

get real idiots, about 90% of bullying falls into that category, plus beta orbiters imitating/applauding the violent kids just so that they see them favourably and don't subject them to the same treatment