EURO QUALIFIERS MASTER THREAD

Yes

Belgium XI

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>tfw the captain of your national team is just some random rotation player from the Bundesliga

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What game is England watching

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If they don’t beat i’ll eat my shit for breakfast

Can we choke?

goddamn footy doesn't have any streams for russia vs belgium. Anyone got a stream for it?

In Zagreb? Absolutely not. We are the most crowd-fuelled nation on the planet.

Thanks to the EU no.

Russia’s Channel One will be showing it on TV, maybe try their website livestream if it works outside Russia

BLG RUS

I think I've overestimated Belgium, actually

Netherlands and Belarus line-ups

Weghorst in btw

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Agree, fuck having Memphis play as a striker
Memphis LW
Weghorst ST
Hateboer RB

>black Israeli players
based, also we're doomed

Based, Chadboer IN

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That was fast

>BELARUSE

shitov
what a name

redsoccer on plebbit

LMAO

>called shitov
>make a mistake allowing netherlands to score within a minute

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>white
Russia

for me, it's axmetob

thank you brexitbro

>scotlel

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why the fuck is macedonia now called north macedonia instad of fyer

>Courtlel

APOLOGIZE

Greeks got mad

>Slipping to Azerbejdzan
Kek, never change Cuckria

Netherlands v Belarus should be quite fun to watch from a neutral pov. Gives the based Dutch a chance to show off.

>Croatia

Magyar ciganys attacked my sisters boyfriend top fucking kek
I would buy them a beer

elaborate

more like gREEEEEEEEEEEEEks amirite

Poland

*ahem*
*khem*

FUCK

ISRAEL

:-)

Anybody has Slovakia-Hungary stream?

Based

ISRAEL vs SLOVENIA

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bazat si rosupastilat

Who /azerbaijan/ here

Get fucked Courtois hahaha

Why do you wish for your sister's misfortune, seeing her boyfriend beat up by a bunch of gypsies?
Perhaps you nourish incestuous sentiments towards her, and are jealous of the guy.

Me!

>croatia

JUST

Watching West Brits vs Estonia but it’s a bit shit desu, might switch to something else at half time

Why the fuck are we playing so fucking late
4 days from now

>the state of

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how?

He is a faggot and he went to the game with my sister just because it is cool to go to a game and make stupid selfies on facebook

They are losing to Azerbaijan.

simple, counter attack on weak defence and goalkeeper in bad form

Eesti is besti
t. Swede

Post us a picture of your sister

uh oh

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>the absolute state of this cuntry

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Azerbaijan go!

Macedonia is a historic region, part of which belongs to Greece, so they didn't like a nation being called that. IIRC they would block FYROM joining the EU.

this is usual game for Croatia, why is anybody suprised? Remember when we were depressed about our football team pre WC, now it's back to that. This is normal

croatia stream?

Who’s the biggest embarassment?
Scotland or Croatia?

stupid greedy greeks, can't they just pay debt

still Scotland

>I rate Dalic

So is Kazakhstan actually better now

stop bullying us

AHAHAHA
EAT THIS MAGYAR CIGANYS

Nothing will ever top our bullying of you in ‘96
>literally conceeding a goal to knock you out

>JUSTposting after one first half goal
state of spuh

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ZA DOM

APOLOGIZE

Dinamo Xyiv player in defence = 100% conceded goal

Fucking Sl*vaks trianoning >us again
t. magyarophile

He needs to tell the second Kalinić to fuck off. Livaković IN.

Reminder that possession football is a meme and to take the Francepill.
>77%

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Worst NT ever, but Orban in NT so no kebab at least

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wtf is happening to Lovre, he used to be good

It wasn't going to last. >we suck at corners and Croatia was getting loads of them

>Israel is being coached by an Austrian named A.H.
>Slovenia being coached by a guy named Kek
Who will win?

Weak mind. I still thing we would of fared better with him in the finals but what he concedes now is kindve embarrassing.

>croatia-azerbaijan 1-1
Wew

kek obv

Azerbaijan got lucky as fuck with that goal,score should be 5-0 Croatia....but they keep choking away chances

eesti is pure shit

how shit must n. ireland be lmao

Sheydaev is pretty good actually, he scored against Germany too

Vasilijev still plays for you? He was a beast when he played in our league

They will fuse together into a horror that devastates euro.

Vassiljev is still a beast but old and not match fit - sits on bench today

Literally no one else worth to even being called a "footballer" on our team

Ćaleta-Car is a fucking moron tbqhwy

>Azerbaijan got lucky as fuck with that goal
Me they didn't, , didn't put the pressure and gave that azerbeijan guy too much space

it was a solid goal,i meant the set up

was the ilja antonov ever good for you?
he was signed by my local team in the summer but hasnt even made the bench since december

i guess "lucky" isn't the right word but it isn't something they could rely on happening again

Vassiljev and Klavan (when he is not injured) are the only Estonian "footballers"

Everyone else is semi-pro level

NOOOO EESTI BROS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

wtf happened to croatia

:(

Revert to the norm. World Cup finalists flattered them

they just can't capitalize on goal chances,same as always

it's not like they have shit players, almost all their players play in big clubs

thanks, our team is fucking shit and battling relegation yet he doesnt even make the bench, which had me thinking that maybe the coach as a grudge against him, but it's probably just because he's shit

Why israel qualifying for a european event ?

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same reason why azerbaidjan is qualifying for an european event

It's their stupid mentality. We can do fine and we've got good players, but whenever we're playing smaller teams we are not putting out 100%. Plus, I think majority of players that won that 2nd place are just spent as far as big national team tournaments go.

why dat?

why not? Europe is more fun than Asia

Got exposed

makes sense
i wish we could compete :(

Piatek = chad

>israel playing iran
>israel playing saudi arabia
>israel playing syria
>israel playing iraq

It's because Arabs refuse to play them because of Palestine

Because they're in Europe

they refuse to play them because losing to them would be ultimate humiliation

:(

because the rest of the middle east hates da joos

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btfo

Joe deserves better

Croatia hahahahahahahahah

2-1 kanker faggot :^)

lol loser

YEEET

GOOAL

Kanker op kanker mof

Kramaric is in good form lately, nice to see him bail out Croatia.

I can only hear polish fans, are austrian afraid of being labeled as rising nationalists if they support their national team?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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remember when hungary looked kind of good in 2016?

You failed me.

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i remember their comfy gk

How do we fix this shit, baratok?
Losing to poor mountain dwellers...

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wasn't he wearing pajamas?

we will make them look good again in a couple of days

Why there is no var at these games?

why are all the netherlands forwards black tho?

By not allowing Russians referees and Fradi players on the field.

EDEEEEEEEENNN

>messing up that easy as fuck chance
fuck sake

I remember

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Based Norfern Ireland and Norf Macedonia winning my /bet/s today

What happens when?
1. The Netherlands ends up top 2 in their qualifying group
2. Whilst The Netherlands is assured of play-offs due do topping their group in the UEFA Nations league.

I believe your play-offs spot in Nations League gets either to France or a second-place team with the highest points across whole division A (if they don't qualify now somehow).

>francepill
still seething, good

Is someone else feeling discomfort when looking at this image?
I mean the colors, especially when you're scrolling it.

>possession
we tried it once it was horrible

youtube.com/watch?v=PIje5NPIdqg

We're ready to defend our title. Bite the pillow, Novorossiya.

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Why are we so shit guys?

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Well today we had
>no Lovren, Vrsaljko, Strinić
and a shit goalkeeper

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Hangover after the world cup victory*

*moral

I now remember vrsjalko

Play-offs are for the best 4 teams from each division that didn't place first or second in the normal group
Div A will probably not have 4 teams available so teams from other divisions would fill the slots instead

You'll still contest the title this summer with the other 3 group winners though
Interestingly the nations league winner isn't guaranteed a place in the euros, just realized this