Lmao imagine being the only country in NA who loves soccer

New Zealand

This

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Reminder Mexico has still never made it farther than the US has in the World Cup!

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>farther
The British Victorian ages sent a telegram, they want their word back.

Lmao imagine being the only country in north America to not invent your own sport

lmao imagine my smell

are you a rocha?

Didn't Canada make 3rd place once?

No that was us.

Seething little Brits. My cottage is on a lake bigger than your whole island.

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Absolutely destroyed BASED leaf big coc hoc

Can I come to your cottage.
I'm tired of the hot swamp

"No"

Isn't Canada part of the British commonwealth? Is bongland a cuck? Are we the BVLL?

Based.
Look at all the seething.

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>he compares a lake to an economy much greater than his own country and some of that country speak french
Wow, I'm just so jealous of you right now.

>economy much greater than his own country
yes?

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>reading comprehension
or
>thinking Canada and the United States are the same country
Shit, you're actually thicker than i gave you credit for. Well done, well fucking done.

Canada is our best friend they are rich by being our boy

Didn't read the (You)s. Probably more angry Brits that desperately want me to watch their sport but "totally don't care you're irrelevant."

>Can do whatever the fuck we want
>lose every War since WW2 to tinpot countries.
If letting your country crumble since the 60's whilst championing retarded ethnics then yes, you do whatever you want.

You read them

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Canada is basically USA but with proper healthcare and fewer mass shootings. Not even sure why they have their own flag desu

>brits ass blasted they don't have a best bro like we do
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

We havent been in a war since WW2

*holds you down while Canada farts in your mouth*

>My countries kinda shit but at least our neighbours are powerful.
Crikey

>American Zoomer education
You master the penis tuck yet? Doesn't matter he'll find it in time.

Senpai. We havent declared war since June 5th, 1942

>Black guy hold you down whilst an Indian farts in your mouth.
Dear Lord

>b.b.but technicalities
>our loses didn't count
has a world power ever been this Cucked?

>imagine being a country with the second highest number of profesional football players in the world and still being absolutely horrid in it

The British Empire

You declared war on drugs and terrorism since then. Lost both kek.

is the reason you speak English

this, police actions aren't real wars

>when we get battered by farmers it's not a real war.
Kek

not only did your joke suck, but you managed to fuck two things up at the same time. n/a means "not applicable", and there is no such thing as " no -aspirated" when it comes to engines. how can you have an engine that doesnt breath?? its "naturally aspirated" or "normally aspirated". learn 2 english you dumb cunt

not enough shots eh?

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>battered
>no battles took place on US soil
no one can come over here and seize territory

No way that is real

>stealth CHI trying to force banter between M*xico and US/Canada
>turns into brits sperging about Canada

high iq post

The best memes are based in truth. This guy is living the gimmick.

>Digits

Checked

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Canada has as many gold medals in men's soccer as Mexico

Why is Canada the best at making yuropoopans seethe and cry?

because leafland is like a qt grill who left them for the american bull
imagine seeing an ex living a more successful life than you, this is how the bongs feel about our countries

Sometimes I forget that just a century ago yurup was actually pretty influential in the world.

North America defeated yurup in WW2 and they still haven't gotten over it. Pretty sad.

but mls is growing reall fast?
the league has several cities waiting for expansion.
what do you mean op??

we also won the cold war

>baseball
English
>basketball
Created by a Canadian therefore it's not "your own" sport.
>gridiron
Copied from Rugby
>ice hockey
Copied from Field Hockey

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amerifats btfo

TOPKEK

it's a parody account you mong

clearly he meant hotdog eating

china invented eating dogs

nice try mohameds
>baseball
loosely based on english game rounders, superior american version becomes worlds first professional team sport
>basketball
invented by a canadian-born man in the united states, now widley played in both countries
>football
loosely based on rugby but heavily modified with down/distsnce and forward passes, canadian version copied from ours, nfl is the worlds biggest sports league
>ice hockey
loosely based of field hockey, superior high test version developed in canadian winters, nhl founded in canada and becomes a shared league with the united states

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Lmaoing at countries jelly of the Canadian and USA broship

Canada is not "basically USA", Canada is basically cold Australia with American accents

>two centuries of peace and friendship and two decisive world war victories against europe
Let the good times roll.

All 3 countries play baseball. uwu

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true Tbh

Australia, New Zealand, Canada (minus frogs) and Britain are basically the same country, literally next to no cultural differences

Canada cannot be British as it does not share love for soccer

neither does australia or new zealand m8

Yeah but cricket and rugby are British.

Really Ireland is most similar

Canada could kick Australia’s ass any day.

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fuck bongs

Neither country can actually invade each other

Seconded, Canada doesn't care about football but when they host big games, stadiums are full. New Zealand doesn't give a fuck about anything but rugby —they qualified for the world cup in basketball and are multi-time oceanian champs in football, yet nobody cares except for the players.

gridiron is rugby dervived, the difference is irrelevant
soccer is only one aspect of british culture and really is just a superficial expression of underlying values that are shared across the anglosphere
>really Ireland is most similar
lmao

Australia has more in common with California than it’s willing to admit. White California at least.

howling at the proposition

Based, gridiron needs to become the dominating form of football of north America

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Ireland is much more similar. especially when the north is part of UK

Fucking based

Maybe Australia or New Zealand

>be gringos
>not actually good at any sport that you didn’t have to event
>get cucked and replaced by the same people you used to whip to pick cotton faster because they’re more physically capable than you
>now your zoomer kids want to be black or look up to black bvlls as heroes
The ultimate cucks

Truly this fucking leaf is based.

test

>tfw my back yard is the size of bongistan
lmao retire to the cuckshed, britcucc

Nah, senpai. We Californians really like basketball and baseball and can own Glocks.

>and can own Glocks

I think they used to be able to do that too until a cracker did what crackers do and shoot up a crowd

why so many Chinamans move there?

Handguns are perfectly legal in California. Oh you're talking about Australia aren't you? HAHA

There are lots of fans in the three major cities, but the rest of the country strongly associates it with homosexuality

Spics here like soccer. But they still prefer baseball and football over soccer.

lol fuck you bud

well we got lots of cold swamp

its a nice place to live

>having recent immigrants who like your national sport
Ice Hockey is a dying sport and Canada will be overtaken by America (mostly the Northern states) as the best Ice Hockey country in a generation or two.
Our immigrants mostly consist of manlet Pinoys who support, but cannot play, basketball; Indians who prefer cricket, and Chinese who can't into anything athletic.

wrong. everyone made a fuss when the female world cup was here

Maybe in your onions friend circle. Most people didn't even knew they were going on.

I live in LA and a lot of CHIs go to Kings and Ducks games. Hell, Auston Matthews is half Mexican.

Also, baseball is already popular in the Spanish speaking world.

Only in México, Venezuela and the caribbean the rest dont give a fuck

>Indians who prefer cricket

theres plenty of Indians who love hockey, Punjabis and fucking ball hockey especially. maybe cause its similar to field hockey.

youtube.com/watch?v=K2W3Vl61Z-s

Panama and Nicaragua too. Also Columbia.

its marginally popular in Nicaragua, Panama, and Colombia too

Mariano Rivera was from Panama so that's kind of a big deal.

DA BURRS

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>DA BURRS
>Not based dinos

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literally a sport for infants here la

Did not realize Canadians were this retarded.

>Tequileros
What a based name

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A shame the play in F A M league instead of the more stablished LFA, still gonna go see them at 3 de marzo next weekend tho

Duck you mutt, we cant get to the finals because the white man keeps us down, NO ERA PENAL

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Based. Era Penal btw.

Fuck soccer. Why can't the NFL give us a team.

Why? You already have the CFL, is there any other canadian sports leagues? All sports teams from Canada i know Just play in american leagues wich kinda sucks

I got friends in the UK, one thing that I've noticed is that they have no conception of what true wilderness is like. I live in the city but I frequently go as far north as Kenora and Red Lake. The nature up there is absolutely pristine and untouched, Lake Superior is so clear and clean that you can see the bottom at ridiculous depths. I honestly don't know where people in the UK go when they need to be near nature.

Bongs have no sense of what nature is, I live in California so I've got multiple different terrains to choose from in my state. I can either go deep into the woods and get eaten by a bear, or go out in the desert and die from the heat. Bongloand doesn't have any nice areas for /out/ shit like America and Canada do. The best they have is the Lake District which compared to any random state park is pretty mediocre.

pic related is sort of a hidden gem in my state

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Didn't realize this was a dick measuring contest.

True wilderness is Canada's best attribute, everything I love and miss about Canada is centred on nature, adventure, and camping. So many countries just don't have that. But a lot of Canada is hot garbage, mainly the suburbs, what an absolute disaster those are.
I've also noticed that my bong friends get really fucking uptight and rattled when I ask people straightforward questions about their ethnic background, it's actually quite funny. It's as if they are afraid to acknowledge that a person is different and may have parents or grandparents from another country lmao.

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Fuck Br*ts

Imagine being the only respectable NA country

you should see the "mexicans" we have here. they're all 150 cm obese flat nose goblins. they're darker than most blacks and are still convinced they're 100% spanish and not subhuman indio jungle critters

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