>get called by the lads to play footy >full of popular guys and chads >all much better than me at footy >girls are there too >the girl I like is there to watch us >the lads see that and give me a chance to prove myself and impress >opponent defenders actually let me dribble past them and score goals >she is really impressed at my "skills"
I was the best player in town but I could not perform in front of strangers. I coulda been a contender ...
David Roberts
are you the same pedo that fucked some bitch in the patras carnival?
Carson Stewart
>playing to impress a girl and not to impress the Chad's. You're fucking weak mentally. The only thing I would want is to fucking dominate everyone on the field and let them know who's better.
Andrew Foster
you could've had class you could've been somebody instead of a bum which let's face it it's what you are
Michael Myers
Bet she and your chad friends had a good laugh about that story later on while they were doing the eiffel tower in her dorm room
once some girl asked me to go over and help her with homework after i had one of my best games ever
i said no because i was tired
Justin Robinson
why would you go help her with homework after a game? dumb girl
Ethan Jones
>Be spic >Everyone plays footy >I don't like it, can't coordinate my feet >I play basketball and handegg >5'11 king of manlets but still tall for a mexican >Actually decent at it >Literally only 10 people at my school liked basket. The school tournament was between our two teams. >Girls and basically everyone else didn't cared a shit about it. >Footy tournament was the biggest event, everyone watched. >All the guys that were decent at footy got all the grills. >Fuck this semen slurping sport.
Jonathan Morales
Lol wtf?
Noah Long
Some grec who is 19 fucked a drunken 15 yo girl in a carnival and made a thread about on sp
Nathaniel Turner
one girl invited me over saying her parents aren't home, but i said no i was tired, then she said i could even sleep over, but i said i prefer to sleep in my own bed. after i went home and thought about what just happened and the disappointed look on her face i felt like the biggest idiot of all time >i had a crush on her lads
Nathaniel Richardson
>girls get invited to my game >coincidentally it was the game i sprained my foot running >fell down and had to have an ambulance called because it was a university team, even though it was just a minor sprain and i could walk >but they're anal about safety and i had to be carted off >sitting in the back of the open ambulance getting work done on my while they all stand there watching, girls giggling
embarrassing as fuck
Jordan Adams
A girl that I find very attractive told me at a party to go upstair and she would suck my cock. I said no because I was scared to have sex. I'm still virgin 5 yrs later