Get called by the lads to play footy

>get called by the lads to play footy
>full of popular guys and chads
>all much better than me at footy
>girls are there too
>the girl I like is there to watch us
>the lads see that and give me a chance to prove myself and impress
>opponent defenders actually let me dribble past them and score goals
>she is really impressed at my "skills"

thank you based lads

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What are you 12?

which anime is this?

I am 19

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Might as well be 12 you zoomer

I was the best player in town but I could not perform in front of strangers. I coulda been a contender ...

are you the same pedo that fucked some bitch in the patras carnival?

>playing to impress a girl and not to impress the Chad's.
You're fucking weak mentally. The only thing I would want is to fucking dominate everyone on the field and let them know who's better.

you could've had class
you could've been somebody instead of a bum which let's face it it's what you are

Bet she and your chad friends had a good laugh about that story later on while they were doing the eiffel tower in her dorm room

>there are kids born after 2000 on my website

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I've seen porn starting like this

but I AM one of the chads

NO MY INNOCENT MIND

>ywn be young again
cherish it young lad

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I was by far the best at my school. good old days

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Pecho frio
The German Messi

once some girl asked me to go over and help her with homework after i had one of my best games ever

i said no because i was tired

why would you go help her with homework after a game? dumb girl

>Be spic
>Everyone plays footy
>I don't like it, can't coordinate my feet
>I play basketball and handegg
>5'11 king of manlets but still tall for a mexican
>Actually decent at it
>Literally only 10 people at my school liked basket. The school tournament was between our two teams.
>Girls and basically everyone else didn't cared a shit about it.
>Footy tournament was the biggest event, everyone watched.
>All the guys that were decent at footy got all the grills.
>Fuck this semen slurping sport.

Lol wtf?

Some grec who is 19 fucked a drunken 15 yo girl in a carnival and made a thread about on sp

one girl invited me over saying her parents aren't home, but i said no i was tired, then she said i could even sleep over, but i said i prefer to sleep in my own bed. after i went home and thought about what just happened and the disappointed look on her face i felt like the biggest idiot of all time
>i had a crush on her lads

>girls get invited to my game
>coincidentally it was the game i sprained my foot running
>fell down and had to have an ambulance called because it was a university team, even though it was just a minor sprain and i could walk
>but they're anal about safety and i had to be carted off
>sitting in the back of the open ambulance getting work done on my while they all stand there watching, girls giggling

embarrassing as fuck

A girl that I find very attractive told me at a party to go upstair and she would suck my cock.
I said no because I was scared to have sex.
I'm still virgin 5 yrs later

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