What sports are they good at?

being Scottish is a form of competitive underachievement. thats what the school system puts into you anyway

Somebody post pictures of the Scottish ladies' curling team, please?

Curling.

Heroin abuse
Complaining about the English
Sectarian discord

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Drugs with a speciality in research chemicals and benzos

Wales absolutely dabs on Scotland in relevant sports

relevant sports being, rugby and football? i'd sadly have to agree with you

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cooking and eating haggis

None.

Obesity.

im scottish and i just managed to catch a fly while drunk so im not gonna lie im basically zeus rn

Conor McGregor has more English in him than Scottish.

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They are ok at rugby

nothing they are utterly irrelevant
In the Olympics a single English county got more gold medals than Scotland in both 2012 and 2016

BAIN?

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Rugby sort of, they end up choking at the end.

It's actually concerning how bad Scotland are at sports. There's no reason why they should be as bad as they are, unless they really are just genetically predisposed to failure.

None.

Even Wales is better than them.

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hating the english

>/votes no

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Not so fast!

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Gets me every time.
Genuinely the most pathetic ***country*** in the world.

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What show is this from?

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Seething

only an excuse.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHat the fuck is that, a prepackaged bun with french fries in it?! at least us americans have the decency to put fake meat or fat in our shitty food.

Caber toss

Not being people

Sorry for infecting your country with our subhuman genetics. This is the reason you're shit at football. If only Cromwell genocided us so that Scotland remained Anglo then you would have a good team. Once again, apologies.

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Is deep Frying a Sport?

We're not good at any sports

We used to qualify for the world cup in the 70s and 80s, that's only because we were the first along with England to play it and had a head start on everyone else. Since the splintering of the USSR and Yugos, we've not been close. Everyone in Scandinavia and southern/eastern Europe has gotten much better at football the past 40 years and we've stood still. It hurts because everyone is absolutely mad about football in this country.

We're a tier 1 nation in Rugby, but that's only because nobody else plays it. Ireland and Wales have a similar population and are much, much better.

There's Andy Murray of course but he is a fluke. The tennis infrastructure in this country is a joke, and I'd be surprised if we ever even see another top 100 player on our lifetime

falseflagging as english

Scotland - WE WANT FREEDOM!
England - Okay, have a vote.
Scotland - If we vote to stay in the UK, do you promise to keep us in the EU?
England - Yes.
Scotland - Okay then, based on that we say NO to independence.
England - By the way, we're taking you out of the EU.
Scotland - Okay then, we want another independence vote since you lied to us and broke your promise.
England - lol no
Scotland - *incoherant rage*

Scotland are masters of seething.

But they do have a point

funding monks from devon

the point of Big British Cock up their arses

Tough luck.

alcoholism

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brexit will never happen anyway

Sectarian violence

We're up there with the Jews at being tight fisted cunts.

Scots are cucks anyways. And aren't people.

>British Cock
Are we fucking ourselves or what?