Kazakhstan vs Scotland - Official Thread

season-ending mental breakdown

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47602608

>a country that is GMT +6 is allowed to compete in uefa

>muh 2% of land touching the ural mountain !

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>Slipping to Kazhakstan
KEK, never change Scotcucks

Name one player from Kazakhstan without using google.com

Pro-tip: You can't.

>all these potassiumlets in this thread

any available stream

Genghis Khanov

I think it’s fair to say if we don’t win this we’ll already be fucked for automatic qualification.

OFFICIAL XI

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Umm please don’t hate on transcontinental countries. They have rights just like everyone else. #EndTheStigma

>let’s leave Scott McTominay, who recently had a great game against PSG, on the bench
Ah yes, elite tactics.

>the hopes and dreams of scotland

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Goran Pandev

Denis Ten

GGG

This is going to be shite.

>belgium criticising other countries

please, Scotland and Catalonia are more of a country than you and we aren't even independent

imagine actually watching this shit lmao

I too would like a stream ??
what do people do after r/soccerstreams is down

fuck off neutral bitches away and get skelfs on your arse from sitting on the fence and munch on a toblerone then slit your throat with a swiss army knife- cunt

COME ON SCOTLAND

stream?

www.footybite.com

Nothing there.

scroll down there's tons of streams
exprestream.com/stream/1/

livescore.footybite.com/

very exciting 1-1 draw

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>those Kazakhstani ““Europeans”” in the crowd

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GO GO KAZAKHSTAN
GLORY TO NURSULTAN

Why is it dark there? Sun shines at this time of day?

roofs shut

Best anthems at ex-Golden Horde republics

OH KAZAKHSTAN
GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD

No Robertson?

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>Liam Palmer
REALLY wish we’d stop doing this shit.

These digits say the final score of this match

Injured.

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> Scots

>we’re losing to literal mongols

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fucks sake

Holy shit I didn't think Scotland was this shit

Why the fuck are we so shit

KEK

HAHAHAHAHA SCOTKEKS

The absolute state of jocks

KAZAKHSTAN KAZAKHSTAN KAZAKHSTAN KAZAKHSTAN KAZAKHSTAN KAZAKHSTAN KAZAKHSTAN KAZAKHSTAN KAZAKHSTAN KAZAKHSTAN KAZAKHSTAN KAZAKHSTAN

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JUST FUCKING END IT

THIS IS OBSCENE

>scatland

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKK IS THIS DEFENCE???????

>2C0TLAND

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this is it im gonna hang myself

LMAO SCOTLAND IS GETTING MAULED.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Someone told McLeish that this lot are Huns so he’s letting them win.

>Ah cannae fookin believe it
He's had his teeth done rather than play, actually

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>shitland

Russia - 1st in group, based Kazakh brothers - 2nd
Screencap it

well look like our only challenge will be each other russianbro

>the “nation” of scotchland

>..........ehmmmm....*hick*...

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>all those HAPA qts in the crowd
is this the future of the white race?

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We are a valiant people, sons of honour,
And all we’ve sacrificed to gain our freedom.
Emerging from malicious grip of fate, from hell of fire,
We scored a victory of glory and success.

Soar up, O eagle of freedom,
Calling for unity!
The strength, the power of the heroes – the people,
The strength, the power of the people – in unity!

thank fuck we have the playoff banked

hopefully mcleish gets punted by then

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Kazakhs are the most powerful race in the world

Why the fuck did we give the job to that alcoholic old cunt. Because he did ok 12 years ago with Walter Smith’s squad?

Absolute state

a cute..A CUTE!!!

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Can Scotland turn it around?

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We will see today. Honestly I'm worrying we will lose with big score, one of our best midfielders Zobnin is injured.

Why Kazakhstan?

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Mongol genes

FACT

HAPA is the most qt race in the world

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>inb4 San marino win their first ever Competitive game in that match

i would laugh for years

Martinez said he is gonna be really carefull against you after what you did to spain during the world cup

Scotland will unironically lose to San Marino
Screencap this post

>getting BTFO in Euro qualification by a bunch of chinks
A new low.

>eurocup qualifiers
wait, then what's the point of the league of nations or whatever?

Jaw too masculine

Can we revoke McLeish's passport while he's over there?

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>Kazakhstan v Scotland

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It's pretty much a plan B in case they don't qualify.

Money

W-w-w-what's going on with his thumb?

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Is this more or less the current British Isles NT's ranking?

England > Wales >>> Ireland > N. Ireland > Scotland

Hapa girls seem to be happy, hapa guys however..

To separate the /elite/ from the chaff

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Is he showing how many Kazakhstan will score by the end of this match?

>hapa girls are anri okita tier
>hapa guys are elliot rodgers tier
really makes you think

UEFA principle: More obscure tournaments - more money

Ireland and Northern Ireland are more or less equal, but pretty much, yes, at least at the minute

looks like brie larson

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Scotlel are the gift that keeps on giving

>kazakhstan scored a total of 6 goals in the entirety of the qualifiiers for last year's world cup
Might beat that just in this game desu

Getting his order in early

Would you rather have meaningless friendlies? Nations league is based.

thought it was going to replace qualifying too. made sense and kazakhstan wouldn’t have to waste their time playing scotland.

I've known several hapa guys, they were all well-adjusted and smart
I think if your father is a beta weirdo and your mum is foreign you're bound to end up weird no matter what race they are, the ones I've known came from stable unions of normal people who were at least 2nd gen immigrants

>scatland

Might be different on a cold night in Dundee to be honest

No, I'm okay with it, it always fun to see a lot of football. But it doesn't change the reason why UEFA did it.

hey , friendlies are still nice but i do like that they now are way less numerous , Nations league is kino as fuck thats for sure

It was to replace meaningless friendlies like random Baltic nations against random Germanic nations at a mid tier stadium.

Reminder that we don’t need your shitty EQ. We’re qualifying through Nations League.

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>Palmer
>Armstrong
Av yes the quintissential Scotish. This is just England C, Wales being B and Norf Ayre D.

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>that fucking ad by the federation with martinez
youtube.com/watch?v=Gril0S7dR4s
LMFAO BALD NIGGA WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?

Why does mcburnie have such short socks?

>armstrong

eh?

Lol, there is Merkel playing in Kazakh team

To be fair to Scotland, they do make a habit of actually playing born-and-bred Scots instead of England cast-offs, which might also be why they're the lowest ranked nation in the British Isles

>The land of Scots

ye man hes black but u gotta turn out the lights to see it

Imagine being Scotland and peaking with Thomas fucking Carlyle.

So you are saying these anglos are Scotish? Might as well play fookin James Smith while you’re at it you souf cunt

>that team

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Where is Fraser? Where is Snodgrass?

>lose picture
Yep, this is much better actually

McLeish has cut the cord. It’s too late Alec. We already saw the first 30 minutes.

can’t see a bastard thing

Snodgrass isnt better than mcgregor, mcginn or armstrong and fraser isn't allowed to play on artificial turf

what?

Banana in the transmission

We’re getting beaten by a fucking country that can’t even keep a consistent satellite feed. Fucking hell.

>the speed of our CBs

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Drink sum sheep piss and fook a gout you fookin souferner

What part of Scotland are you from laf?

Why are our CBs playing like they’re on ketamine?

Kazakhstan have a pop. of 18.04 million as of 2017 mean while scotland has a population of 5.425 million as of 2017.
Thats the reason we are losing not our skill

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North east.

Shut the fuck up

I’m already longing for Cyprus - San Marino. What an exciting match that will be.

>bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41553517
scots literally have shit genetics

then how come china dont win the world cup

>scotland

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Wasn't even mad at the first goal. It was a really great move, great control and a beautiful goal all in

is scotland the one with the qt redheads? or is it ireland?

That’s just Strachan’s manlet projection.

inb4 India win every sport out there including dart

what team from the Kazakh league are you gonna Watch from now on lads ? me its Kairat FC

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neither

They are to busy playing Badminton and basketball apparently

that article is about how wrong he is

Uruguay has less population than N. England

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This post didn't age well

ping pong and gymnastics as well

old firm hold scotland back as other teams prioritise different skills than what is needed to win an international game

My oneitis is a Kazakh from Shymkent, so whatever team is local to there.

the really worrying thing is we're not even missing that many players

they just look clueless and lost. again.

mcleish is toilet.

Scotland has most red heads per capita in the world, but Ireland has plenty as well.

come on scotland give us a comeback the rugby team would be proud of

Redheads were made for strong blonde bulls.

Both

But they also have neighbouring Argentina and Brazil, i'm sure that helps we only neighbour england and half of their players are sons of immigrants

mcleish literally has dementia. it's not even a joke

Kazakhstan in 6N when?

Number one sport in Kazakhstan is horse polo with dead goat

youtube.com/watch?v=gMmGXNupg24

>Scotland currently below San Marino in the table

I remember it much as one recalls a dream -- or a nightmare. I was on a budget flight to Norway when a storm hit and forced us to ditch in Glasgow Prestwick. I was stranded; and it's so hilly up there you can't get any signal on your car phone. It looked bad. It looked like I was gonna have to spend the night in Glasgow. The cabin crew suggested we all go out and club it. I had no option; it was either that or one of their B&B's. I figured it'd be safer on the streets. For the first time ever I saw the Scotch in their natural habitat, and it weren't pretty. I'd seen them huddling in stations before, being loud but… this time I was surrounded. Everywhere I went it felt like they were watching me; fish-white flesh puckered by the Highland breeze; tight eyes peering out for fresh meat; screechy, booze-soaked voices hollering out for a taxi to take 'em halfway up the road to the next all-night watering hole. A shatter of glass; a round of applause; a sixteen-year-old mother of three vomiting in an open sewer, bairns looking on, chewing on potato cakes. I ain’t never going back… not never.

Scotland sort of need to win this match.

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Who is the THICC qt presenting the match coverage on Sky Sports?

I see Finland is an expert in Mongolian culture.

They were anyway given it was in alphabetical order.

with the playoff already guaranteed, we were never going to pull off second place

seems like we could really bomb this campaign harder than ever before though

comedy

>not knowing Hayley McQueen

scotland being shit as usual. classic.
fucking embarassment.

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I've been watching a lot Ville Haapasalo TV shows about ex USSR

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>"ENGLAND ONLY GOT TO THE SEMI-FINALS OF THE WORLD CUP REEEEEE"
fuck jocks
england, wales and the irelands will have a great time without you pikeys

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Is Ville well-known in Finland? I thought he is famous only in Russia.

>loads of fake tan
>chubby arms
>moon face

Let me guess, this lass is Glaswegian?

>ummmon buyz....dae furra weans n thah

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mfw scotland are so shit that pukki will easily win the playoffs and bring it home for the finnmongols

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>Merkel

Based Stalin, also helped Kyrgyzstan National Team

McBurnie needs to stop acting like a cunt and pull his socks up.

absolute state of this scotland team, jesus christ

He's famous for being famous in Russia and he makes TV shows where he travels in in different regions of Russia and ex soviet states.

Play off against Serbia, jay!

>Scotland

3-0!

lol

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I kind of want Scotland to qualify just because it would mean England v Scotland in the group and we can go all 1996 again

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>camera guy is drunk off his ass
>3 nill
I love this match

lol

Lmao
Okay second place for us is pretty much guaranteed.

You boys clearly need Scott "Mbrappe Killer" McTominay to come in and steady the ship.

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>THREE-NIL

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>scotland

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where is he again? like pretty sure he wasn't injured right?

GOLDEN HORDE IS BACK

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Meanwhile, on Loch Lomond

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What the actual fuck

I'm feeling gassy and bloated by just looking at that image.

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He's on the bench I think, he's legit been decent for United now that he's played as defensive midfielder as well.

>mfw my dad phoned me happily earlier to tell me he got finished work early to watch this

what a fuckin laugh

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Why are there no pacey ngubus playing for Scotland? No wonder they're losing.

He’s on the bench. McLeish is an incompetent cunt who’s incapable of playing his best players.

>shit at football
>shit at rugby

Why can't scotland produce 11 players that can at least play to a lower premier league level? Every year its always the managers fault but I'm starting to believe it now as its the same dogshit players that keep getting called up.

Literally should just pick random players from the lower SPL teams like hamilton, dundee fucking motherwell and you would get better results.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The absolute fucking state of cuckland. The only country to ever get an independence vote and still vote to remain to be governed by it's big strong English masters.

Omfg your dad is the singer in Radiohead!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The fucking state of Kazakhstan.

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International football is a waste of time that interrupts the season.
Internationals should be an amateurs event.

all the refugees rather live in england than scotland

Just end this match please

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England steal them all.

>Scotlol

We have Armstrong, Fraser, Snodgrass, McTominay and Robertson all playing to a decent level in the PL.

Was it first chance for Scots?

>27641 attenders

>Shit player off
>Shit player on
o goody i cant wait to see how this works out

Imagine losing 3-0 to Boratstan hahhahahaahhahahshsha

San Marino vs. Scotland on Sunday, hopefully the Scottish NT wins that game and its form picks up thereafter.

>You now remember that the previous manager was better than this one

Doubts it

>Brexit voter
What a cuck you are

cursed post

It’s hard for me to care to be honest lads. It’s been so shit for so long. I hope we see Hampden turn on these players at the first home game.

The Kaz supporters don't look very European.

mcleish unironically belongs in a carehome. he has dementia. i'm not even memeing

if San marino win that match it will be their first ever Competitive win , prepare to see them celebrate like a world cup final

Praise Tengri

seething virgin reacting to a filename

mental place

bunch of asian russians

Losing to Kazakhstan wasn't part of Bain's plan

*asian russian muslims

CUM ON KAZAKHSTAN SCOR MORE GOALS

Kazakhstan shares a border with China. Their territory extends further east than Pakistan. We’re getting BTFO by steppe nomads.

What part of Kazakhstan are you lads from?

scotland are the blunderland of international football

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>let’s bring on McTominay in the 70th minute when we’re 3-0 down

Baffling.

Kazakhstan isn't even europe wtf

mind boggling that people in kazakstan watch the premier league

Fuck me, I remember seeing that pic the day it happened. Sad as fuck

The Borat part

idk what blunderland is you're gona have to explain that one

technicaly they are

Obviously Petropavlovsk - historically Russian city.

the ural mountains run into the stan therefore pure blooded european country

Why can't Scotland produce a decent CB?

david weir was the last decent scottish cb

Wow Cyprus - San Marino starts in 30 bingbongs

Is that kazakhstan army here wtf?

>5 C*ltic players starting
>0 Rangers.
>No Rangers players even in the squad.
This is why you lose

Game of the day

Why can't Scotland produce a decent ginger? Even Belgium have one.

which of them deserve to be in the squad?

need another kazakhstan goal for mcleish to be fired immediately after the game

SFA wont fire him for this

rangers starting xi is all foreigners

they have to get their youth up to scratch along with the rest of the club

imagine getting raped by Borat

Halliday, would do a better job at LB than Shinnie and Ryan Jack

reminder celtic/rangers domination and lack of handicap mechanisms in the league is the cause of failing national team.

10 teams in the premier division have little to no incentive to produce anything but deep lying last gasp tackling/tactical fouling players otherwise they get btfo every time

That looked painful

>losing to a team that headbutts each other
fuck sake scotland

Still better league than Wales, Northern-Ireland and Ireland. That's not a good excuse.

Kazakhstan has more developed football coaching than Scotland

Wales, Northern-Ireland and Ireland have bad enough leagues that all their good players just go to england

also their leagues aren't as unbalanced like scotland

the success of the old firm is the problem

Kazakhstan are ranked 117th in the world

you now remember barry bannan, the scottish messi

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ranks are useless

Oh fuck they're going to miss out on another euros in a row

stfu

Cheers, Kazakhstan.

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He drunk-drove into a sign post on the M1 exit near my nan's house. Ran out of his car and got rugby tackled by police in a field after trying to get away on foot

>it's a 'england can only dab on a country with less than 10% its population' episode

sad

fucking strachan
>the reason we are bad is cause we are bad
prick wanker
dick

>it's a 'scotland can quite literally not dab on anyone ever' episode

Feel like I've seen this episode a few too many times

jesus christ that face

you can tell a scot from 10km away

cheers, sons crying

Thanks Coca Cola™!

t. Infantino

Huns have got to stick together. Not my fault you wee lads will never dab on anyone.

ummmm we dabbed on albania actually

its called a good meal you shit
learn to assimilate to your own shitty culture

>"the success of the old firm"
>implying the old firm still exists and isn't just celtic dominance
lol what

Even when aberdeen were challenging celtic Scotland NT was still shit

would rather be a runt getting btfo than the person who can only compare himself favourably with runts lmao

rangers wagebill is double the dons and celtic's is double rangers. rangers will catch up slowly. aberdeen will not. aberdeen were never challenging celtic is rangers absence

in the long term it's the still the same dynamic of a two team league. you can't expect to build a national team from 2 teams when other countries have a more balanced structure of teams feeding into the national team

This is the first time i witnessed Kazakhstan winning a official Match. I'm definitely in the best timeline

We must take positives from this. We only lost 1-0 in the second half.

>rush-A with yet ANOTHER easy group in qualis "paid by your taxes"TM
>okay at least scotland can stop them
>0-3 vs kazahs
What the actual fuck. Hopefully Ngubu can score sam fakin goals on that prototypical ruskis Guilherme&Fernandes

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requesting that pasta about 'oh i'm sorry are scotland already out of the qualifiers? No i don't think so' etc

OH NO NO NO NO

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As plastic as this may sound but Scotland could use a Red Bull team to break up the old firm dominance.

Red Bull Falkirk

>hold off laughing because it might just be a friendly
>see 'Qualifier'
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

real talk now, san marino-cyprus:
is it worth it?

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Didn't want to qualify anyway!

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yes but there's no profit incentive for anyone to do that
it would take demographic change like SNP got immigration controls and invited pakis to set up in dunfermline. even then that's assuming they don't just buy old firm season tickets. so it would still be reliant on handicapping the old firm to limit their chance of success and the fans that gives them

I'm sorry, but are Scotland already out of the qualifiers ? Oh, that's right. The qualifiers aren't even over yet. In fact, it's only the first match. Does not having the lead at the first match count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? Scotland are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the British Isles for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the UEFA who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing at home. But you know what? They still fucking suck. Scotland are one of the best fucking teams in the UEFA , they went 4-0 against Albania at the Nations league and would have qualified for the World Cup if the Strikers didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Scotland Qualify and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, Belgium just choked short of a goal when they needed to get one, just like the Russians did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Scotland topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

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>when you think you know shit but know nothing

it's a yikes from me guys