/cric/

pavement

Sebbo's neighbours have been worried about him lately, they heard he was considering a sex change. What really surprised me was that there are americans concerned about transfats.

Sebbo tried to give blood but The Red Cross said their stocks of tomato paste weren't in danger.

Pavement

malkmus covering sicko mode

what time is the grig on tommorow lads?

In the queue for World Cup tickets lads. Not hopeful at all

which game lad?

about to drop a big poo in my plovdiv loo

Going filter NZ flags from now on.

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imagine about a policeman
what a grim job

*imagine being

And do you know why sebbo's so fucking fat?

>tfw american

Any of them
There’s a second release of tickets
Think all the England matches aren’t available tho

Giving the new flume mixtape a listen

support our muslim brothers and sisters in my neighbourhood lads

vimeo.com/85144629
Will there ever be a better song?

wee bit of a banger tb h

Happy vernal equinox to all my cric bros apart from the dirty Americans

based late night cric tommorow lads

did I tell you lot that I am a HUGE fan of Hacinda Ardern! O yes

PRIME form bla
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just uploaded a pic to Photofeeler lads. hope they can help me get more matches on Tinder

upload it here mate

no way. i'm far too insecure to upload a pic to Yea Forums

>cric

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this is ./cric/ mate, pace and harmony mate

>nz police to perform mandatory friday prayer for the rest of the year in honor of the victims
Powerful...

wtf i love new zealand now

lmao

yeah but toxic nrl posters lurk here.

late night banger lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=jRGrNDV2mKc

results so far lads. not liking that 'smart' score.

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they call you goodlookingbro

Just call me Joseph Melican. Or Joey for short.

how many votes since u uploaded?

12.

all metrics are going down :(

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Thoughts?

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feeling an autosage coming on faggots

She looks like VJ.

they call you jannycunt

with a big dick

It's interesting that the general public in the 'free' world seem to have collectively shifted opinions on censorship and free speech in a relatively short amount of time. Whether it's been a natural occuring phenomenon or it's been a conscious decision from somewhere, it's interesting nontheless.
Also right now she thinks you're this myserious dude who thinks about deep things. Don't reveal too much about yourself if you wanna smash

So where should I go next in this conversation?

cricket world cup thoughts?

You're probably better off not commenting on her 'compliment' at all and just turning the conversation back on her. Not a tinder guy myself though, so I'd probably ask her out within the next couple of messages.
It depends how the chat has been up to that point I guess. Anyway she's interested enough to answer a question like that + she's cute, shoot your shot imo.

Earlier in the convo she said she's not really into sport except for tennis.

Is there a size limit for keepers?

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love how there is absolutely no discussion about how every major ISP unilaterally decided to block entire websites for the entre nation

we need a super slick derogatory term to call the blow ins for the world cup lads

yuropoor countries are cucked what else is new

Australia always was and always will be aboriginal land

golf story was fun been meaning to thank you for that

there won't be any, two of the biggest /cric/ nations are blocked from Yea Forums

dw I'm going to go into a telstra store with a hammer tomorrow

best world cup even then

>NZ
>Big cricket nation
It took the kiwis more than two decades to win their first test match. Not even Bangladesh took that long.

I said /cric/ not cricket

Greetings my dear bros.

Shut up fatty

or what you're gonna shoot me?

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>implying you exist in the real world
LYL

whoa

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can't be fucked circumventing the ban anymore
this is my last post on Yea Forums
11 year history ends today

Highly, highly doubt you started posting here at age 6 Richo.

Just change the DNS settings once lol

I'm honestly shocked everyone wasn't already doing this. For years I've had a third-party DNS backup just because of fucky shit ISPs do.

Indians are banned from Yea Forums as well.

Isn't Richo a 30 year old pedo?

PLEASE LEAVE MY /CRIC/ ALONE TELSTRA ;_;

Reckon most of /cric/ has migrated to /r/cricket.

And nothing of value was lost.

how fat are you?

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I think even WWE threads on Yea Forums are more lively than this thread.

*crickets*

Frankly the wealth distribution in West London makes me sick. The rich get richer, taking communities away, whilst the poor die in tower block infernos and constantly are displaced and hidden by the media.

"No!"

shit tier povvo ""communities"" btfo

just thinking about how ISP blocking websites to combat extremism is a Good Thing

test

you're going to jail

why

you know what you're doing

>zachy goes to jail for a week
>they don't give him his fin
oh no no no no no no no

Based

i like to think if Yea Forums got deleted or blocked I would move on, thankful I am finally free, but at the same time, it is most of my social interaction these days

*solves hockey*

do you know what a dns is? it resolves host names to ip address. what does that have to do with your ip being blocked?
also if that's your provider's ip that is blocked and it is not dhcp your phone is dhcp for sure. just turn the airplane mode on and off. unless your entire mobile ip range is banned. then you are fucked. still can use vpn but may not be your real flag which sucks.

don't care nerd

Blog update: Sekiro's crack is out and I have finished downloading it. I will not be paying Activision because fuck them for charging full $60 in India when russia and brazil got $30 price.

>caring about flags

you do care you just don't get it due to low iq.

My plan to not give money to activision is not play the games at all

They're not blocking the IP, they're just blackholing the website. The result is the ISP's DNS servers return a "domain not found" when they try to resolve it.

like you don't. the average poster on this board is a fucking retard that doesn't even read what you say and only reacts to your flag. imagine an aussie posting as an american flag and getting shit on just because of that?

200 IQ and redballed.
80 IQ and pinkballed.

pussy

oh. that's fucking retarded. and using your ISP's DNS is retarded too.

Yeah mate, I'm a kiwi living in the USA and get shat on constantly by /cric/. Real sad.

If you post on cellular data you pretty much can't use a different DNS server. Both Android and iOS don't support changing it for cellular data (though apparently Android can be hacked a bit).

maybe be a 'kiwi' namefag? but that has disadvantages too obviously. flags are a fucking retarded idea. i am a tourist from /int/ and it is no different there. a flag is all that matters to those retards. it is my flag vs your flag. each country is perceived as one and the same poster which has certain memes permanently attached to it and everyone replies accordingly no matter what you actually say.

>i am a tourist from /int/
fuck off retard

Love /cric/
Love my Jesus
Hate muslims
simple as

>can't use a different DNS server
isn't that simply because of how DHCP works? obviously you could stick something in /etc/resolv.conf if you had access to it but it will get overwritten once the lease expires which happens every few hours, no?

>an american flag
>tells anyone to fuck off from /cric/
you should start from yourself, yank
you are not welcome here

Whereabouts in West London you from mate?

oi guvnuh

thinking about ending it all lads

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My neighborhood is too affluent, wish some brown fellas would move in and start painting graffiti everywhere and mugging people
That's what makes a community truly vibrant

>banned for OP
>thread remains
Fatguts strikes again lads.

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Which VPN are you using?
All I have tried are range banned.

No you can specify a server when you’re on DHCP. It’s just that DHCP provides a means of automatically telling you what DNS to use. You can be on DHCP for WiFi on your phone and change the DNS settings. It’s just on cellular data you can’t.

Ah, low quality not off-topic. Shall remember for the future.

lookin' good /cric/

I’m the only Anglo in /cric/ to be honest

Gentle reminder that the "personality" (or lack thereof) Sebastian is an enemy of Commonwealth posters and reports our posts at any given chance.
Rules 1,2 and 3 need to be observed until the cancer is removed.

Damn dude, you tried really hard to get the whole thread deleted too. Guess you'll just have to fall back on trying to promote the same fake narrative that he's a janny rather than discussing cricket.

this is the post

the future is female lads

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Sebbos so far his bellybutton gets home fifteen minutes before he does.

Fucking state of Ireland

Whats the name of the aussie bowler, starc? i think his name was. he's a beast

Reminder to the Southern Hemisphere:
/hoc/ has bigger peepee than /cric/ peepee

BASED

Based

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wow user are you here

I'm on Optus. They're IP blocking Yea Forums. Bit grim la

based but untrue

KEK

bump

oh no is this one of those class autosage /cric/ threads

*dabs on your grave*

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Ahh yes

*pisses on the floor*

twickenham
The wealth divide more prevalent in places like Notting hill, white city etc

youtu.be/VLTWNfyMS5Y

>allah is the best of planners

allah is replacing his congregation with white people? grim

oh really? im in twickenham a lot
well, I say a lot
once every few months

rip

fuck /cric/ actually
what a toxic shithole

low IQ post right here lads

this is it lads. here we are. rock bottom.

blabla to the rescue*

youtu.be/5lJqHq-daTo
>straight drives in Dar es Salaam
x
*as always

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JUST DIE ALREADY

comfy page 10 lads

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/hoc/ will happily accept all Commonwealth posters at this time.

rumour has it that blabla has a thing for jacinda ardern tbqh ngl bla
x

'achin the orville rn bla
#blabla recs

tng = ds9 = b5 >> tos = the orville >>>>> voy >> ent>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>utter shite>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>std
x

dead board desu this is taking forever

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one more towards 500

Just want normal access to 4channel again. My heart can only take so much. I have had a horrible time already, why is life so cruel?