/heem/ - TJ was poisoned im just saying look into it

TJ has really let me down lately. His personality was already trash and low IQ. He made excuses for his last loss where he was dominated and now he's tested hot.
Him and his coach are a couple of quasi-tools
Ludwig really acts like an arrogant retard.
I'm no longer a fan
Fuck you TJ

guys what if

jon jones snitched to usada on tj

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oh, i thought it was just his state of mind, I guess I'm worried he's gonna start cutting himself, with a knife

Everybody is on sterons

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what if jon jones pumped his ass full of turinabol?

TJ was literally talking about being a triple champ early this year

i figured out the sauna TJ would use to cut weight and rubbed banned substances into the wood

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It's official. Henry Cejudo is /our guy/ HEEMing gyno-nipped juice heads and being a mega Chad

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What if Dana told USADA to pop TJ so it would be the perfect opportunity to shut down 125 and 135

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>bones gets a full blown pass as long as he keeps snitching
it’s all making sense

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i invented USADA

>beats a juiced up 135 champ
>at 125

holy shit this does wonders for his legacy

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Quarterly reminder that Dana White is better than you

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white people kiss their dogs on the mouth

I feel like this is a critical error, everybody that claims shit like this takes a big fall

he literally deleted Mighty Mouse and Dillashaw from existence

is 5'4 the most powerful human height?

Dillacell in denial, do not feed peanut butter to bang-posters

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british people say trolley

let's be real, tj was probably using for years but knew how to work the system.

he probably had to use something new to make or recover from that brutal cut to 125 and fucked it up

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you're getting mad right now, you're mad and I'm just asking questions. How do you know?

who has the TJ Cejudo heem

cat could have had such a different career arc

what a waste

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it's tough my guy

Posting a very good webm. Brainlets shouldn't watch it

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that's flowy

goober approved

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>le all america chris weedman

absolutely deleted career

how do you not throw a lead upper cut at that dude?

rumor is he paid Ido Portal hundreds of thousands for this single exclusive technique

Extremely based, I approve

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK

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>touchinnnnn butts, in the park
>i think it was the 4th of july

yall are probably too young for that
youtube.com/watch?v=PLiMy4NaSKc

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that webm is pure condensed retardation

an amateur boxing coach will teach you the same movement with better fundamentals for 1/10,000th the price

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>a dunce drinking 'spresso
>slurring for us aaaalll

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holy shit

JUST

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to get oxygen to his brain

Inactivity tanked her career, real shame. She stopped the current champ that everyone is calling the GOAT for Chrissake

>MMA
>Real sport

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I hindsight I think that movement training may have been a substitute for cardio after he fucked his knee up

USADA completely ruined him.

Cejudo vs prime Dom
Who wins?

>canelo
>real boxer

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ITS TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING

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Mighty mouse

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE TURBAN

because england's population is increasingly muslim

>when haven't had an mg of sodium in eight weeks

odds are he's a sikh to be desu

Bump

even worse desu

hindus are the only major culture that still practice human sacrifice

look it up

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>British card
>turban
you can’t make this shit up

All that bad karma is finally catching up to him

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He’s Sikh

i had some bang muay thai peanut butter

am i going to be ok?

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does it matter?

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>coffee frog

..?

>hot boiii

it's the kermit the frog sipping tea meme
you guys need to spend more time on black twitter in 2017

A lot of Indian people are fags but Sikhs are all pretty cool

Taking a shot at TJ. He was amazingly right all along

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Callen was on JRE,

youtube.com/watch?v=EBIdotVUpis

cody is a nut

when he starts a heem sequence he goes full on reptilian brain

there is no training that out of him

Henry would HEEM both these manlets at the same time

did this faggot ever pay that dying kid medical expenses?

nigga probably has no amygdala

nytimes.com/2010/12/21/science/21obbrain.html

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Lets be real, all you motherfuckers are on steroids

>the virgin pancakes vs the alpha cantaloupes
How can bundalets even compete?

i heard dan hardy talk about it years ago, one of his swang and bang comebacks

to me the ultimate reptilian fighter is wanderlei

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Fucking brutal.

i present the bundalet queen

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oh you mean like the adrenaline rush you get when you take the first hit?

"seeing red" as they say?

Jesus that would be sad for a man let alone an actual real life woman. How did she even fight invicta she clearly doesnt even squat

that's above average for a muay thai fighter

we need to go flatter

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yeah to be honest there's a lot of broscience mixed in with real history of how our brains evolved

the basic theory is that the reptilian brain predates our modern one and still exists underneath it, like a bios on a pc compared to the operating system that suits us for more advanced stuff

in a fight speed kills and thinking slows you down. reptilian brain is a more direct connection to your nervous system and reactions

ties in with adrenaline and fight/flight response too

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weewww

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>TFW my country is 90% bundalet slags

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F

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>when you cheat to make 125
>when you get gadooshed in 30 seconds anyway
>when you get caught cheating
>when you have to relinquish your 135 belt

Makes you appreciate something like this.

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good taste in bunda

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Will the gooby v diaz fight happen or is goob just talking shit?

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I like a nice flat butt

Unf, I don't want to see that fight again.

Goob talking shit. He's called out like 20 fighters in the last month. Dude is saying anything to stay relevant

holy fuck, havent seen one like that since the venezuelan vixen

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barncat WILL be the first triple champ

always thought eye had a good one

give it to the end

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so basically tapping into that while maintaining composure and not becoming overly aggressive is the ultimate state of mind for fighting?

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he looks dagestani

ive basically accomplished more than dillashaw now

the ultimate is 'flow state' id say

someone like peak Anderson

when the shit hits the fan reptilian might save your ass but it's pretty reckless

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is this the only true heem conor has ever gotten outside of aldo?

im still baffled that andrade one punched KK

almost never see that shit with a punch in WMMA

it might be easier to penetrate with your penis but there's no accomplishment with it, big bundas are far better

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it was written in the stars bro

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she probably would have been fine if she saw it coming tbqh

you now remember this spicy banger

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embiid would heem prime ngannou

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MOGGED

>oblique kicks you

heh, nothing personnel joel

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''Ah it was the roids all along man. I knew I wasn't on a losing streak after all.''

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Why is Paige dating that nerd? She needs a Chad like me

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Schpiders.

ding ding ding

sup

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say what you will about paige but she's actually game as fuck. never stopped fighting and trying while getting fucked up. some male fighters have less heart (gooby).

>yall are probably too young for that
>youtube.com/watch?v=PLiMy4NaSKc

OMG '70's music was so based. so much better, more i don't know how to say it but more musical, melodious, whatever.
Way higher quality than now for sure.

>destroy your own quality of life by taking more punishment in a fight you cant win cuz MUH HEART

pretty brainlet opinion
live to fight another day

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sometimes I just don't feel right realizing that we are watching two guys and waiting for one of them to injure the other guy's brain.
In the end, it'll result in a shorter lifespan, and decreased quality of life. mfw

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eh, at that size women dont really take as much damage

Ugh. He loses the same way every time, just like JDS.

/heem/ is a just bleed general. find yourself a home at /r/mma if you're gonna say some gay shit about muh fighter safety.

i dont think fighting would be for me

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imagine roiding and still getting heemed in less than 20 seconds

at a lower weight class no less

was it a work?
Mendez and Alvarez both looked like works, I'm starting to wonder...

yoels so fucking explosive and 'bouncy' if that makes sense

i know who you really mean

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the bolt-on melons just make her look sloppy, know what I mean?

Unironically an early stoppage

big john finished him off

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Is this a 10/10 in Ireland?

he's like a cat

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based dana

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ths is the first time you've seen kavanagh since his interviews about conor vs. khabib
conor is literally his only fighter who's achieved anything worth a damn even though there are plenty of other sbg fighters active in bellator and other organisations
what does this say about kavanagh?
is he a great coach or did he just get lucky with conor?

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khabib CHUMP

he's a great coach to get irish subhumans to any org outside of that godforsaken island

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hes very good coach ya poof
t.artem

Fucking kek

It's slowly getting better I think but we still haven't recovered from the famine

american education everyone

sikhs arent hindus, you fat dumb mutt

Boom roasted

lel

prime schaub would heem ngannou

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Give this man a title shot.

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HoLY CRINGE

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What UFC fight is the equivalent of the degradation Canelo went through against Maywedah?
Jones vs Smith?
Cejudo vs TJ?
Ortega vs Max?

Gonzaga vs Schaub

heem

I disagree

Where does Toilet Till go from here? That was such a severe flushing

Also does anyone have the webm of said flushing

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HEEM FC 1

He moves up to his natural weight class and takes ngannous head clean off

He stops focusing on BEING YUGE MANG IM A GORILLER and starts focusing on his actual strength, which is his speed. Probably at a higher weight class, too, though I am sure with lifestyle changes he can remain here, he isn't that much bigger than Wonderboy, and younger.

Tried to post this exact image file with this exact sentiment
Henry CeGOATdo

>you now realise poop is brown like black people

Why are all the GOATs Mexican or part-Mexican?
>Cayenne Velasquez
>Henri Cejudo
>Kelvin Gastelum
>Tito Ortiz

w-wait, i thought this is just a meme
isn't poop supposed to be green?

Who's next after Masvidal?

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>realise
>real
>eyez

based

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I invented toilet till

TJ was suspended by NYSAC right?
Which means he got caught by the commission's piss test

tfw barboza might kill gaethjee
:(

I want Ben to end the khabib meme so fucking badly
Le 200lbs ragdolling manlets and we're supposed to think he's the GOAT man needs to fucking go

Are you the real lithcuck or are you just another lithuanian having his turn using the local village computer

I invented toilet england

Praying to Jesus and his dad that Anthony "Showtime" Pettis clobbers Stevia "Wonderbastard" Thompshit

HANDS

TOUCHING CHINS

REACHING OUT

HEEMING ME

HEEMING MEEEEE

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Who got flushed harder, Till or Pico

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At least Pico was winning until he lost

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If someone got flushed harder than Toilet Till they'd be fucking dead
Pico is at least wobbly on his feet for a bit, Till got sent to the fucking moon and never came back

The matchmaking of Bellator, though.
>lets feed our prospect to a seasoned murderer

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Picobrains insisted on getting tough fights

He gave Conor a brown belt in BJJ, let that sink in.

Pictobrains

Conrad's BJJ is legit though
He swept Nate Diaz with a technique that is very rarely seen

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For sure Conor has MUNSTER Bjj my guy
>Subbed 4 times

I'm not buying it

>ONE THING
>I DONT KNOW WHY
>IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY

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I'm honestly not too sure about Kavanagh's skill himself
I read his book and he literally talks about how he self trained himself in BJJ using videotapes and instructional magazines and things, and then literally was just handed a black belt by matt thornton
The guy is a fucking meme coach like Ido portal

bongs own /heem/

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Given how shit most BJJ schools are, training off VHS and DVD instructionals is probably a lot better. As long as you have a friend or sister around to practice the new moves with.

What proxy are you on

Puke

fuck you wolk

I invented bongs own /heem/

based and greggspilled

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fuck discord beckys and fuck rule enforcers

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Pettis heems Thompson

>a friend or sister

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he couldn't even finish the job on CTony

For me it's Joanna

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imagine liking this orc

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Masvidal flushed Till

I don't have to imagine it thankfully

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Guys learning from books and dvds was not uncommon when Kavanagh started, especially in out-of-the-way places. BJJ was really small even in the 00's.

Ryan Hall and Eddie Bravo both say Conor is a legit brown belt. He's not bad at jiu jitsu, he's just far from guys like Khabib and Nate. Khabib and Nate would tap everybody in most jiu jitsu gyms including the coaches, doesn't mean everybody in the gym sucks. Just means Khabib and Nate are really fucking good.

Toliet Till

Brendan Schaub.

I invented Brendan Schaub

I invented sweat sweat.

fuck biostewie and fuck discord

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Our boys maycee barber and Jwill are on ufc unfiltered today

Realistically, will Goobs ever fight again?

Is Cody or TJ currently more JUSTed?

You can compare peaches and pears my man

He looks like he wants to with all the shit he's been doing but I don't know who he would fight there are a few options

Pretty confident he beats Masvidal.

Nelson is a can though you can't judge a fighter based on beating Gunnar

I heard he wants to fight Nate again

>I don't know who he would fight there are a few options

He turned down the Cowboy fight because it was going to be the comain event (WME says only title fights for PPV main events). By that logic his only options are a rematch with Khabib or the winner of Max vs. Dustin.

Figeuiredo
Pena
Blaydes
Vera
Wonderboy

Here are your winners.

*knocks out Ali*

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He should fight Diaz but would probably lose

Leon can just look for takedowns and outwork him in the clinch to take a decision.

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only Leon Edwards could make dropping someone with an elbow off a clinch break look that boring

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>Holland

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I think he probably loses any of the fights he takes. He's made no effort to get any better since the first Diaz fight. His conditioning is still shit. He puts no effort into take down defense or submission defense. Unless he fights some brainlet that will just stand and trade with him, he doesn't have much of a chance of beating any of the top tier.

>Luke Rockhold Moves Up to Light Heavyweight, Meets Jan Blachowicz at UFC 239

Hold that belt for me, Jon.

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he's only fighting to keep the promo buzz around his whiskey. with baseball season rolling around i guarantee you he'll be in the yankees or dodger stands wheeling out the proper 12 for the fans to sample

you mean he doesn't like hockey

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Rockman heems JBJ

Will Luke Rockman ever be inducted into the Hall of Fame, or isn't he as widely respected or as accomplished as someone like Michael Bisping?

I remember a while ago saying Ponzi could beat Till and getting RIDICULED for it, now I'm seeing a fair few people saying the same

rent free

uhh that's not how the rent free meme works user
you might want to have another go

I'm glad I've never bought into the Till meme

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send me an invite to heemcord u will thank urself later

Rent free

You guys are just constantly disagreeing with me and then agreeing with me when it's too late, I'm rent free inside your heads

>he doesn’t listen to Schaub
It will hurt you in the long run

Yikes

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NOOOOO GET OUT OF MY HEAD AAAARRRRGHHHHH

While everyone is talking about Ben Askren these days, I'd like to point out that his buddy who teaches at his wrestling academy is making his bellator debut this weekend. Jordan Newman (0-0)

Pro tip: in the wme ducker era, any fighter gettingcibstantly called out is a can

Bisping, Till, McGregor, Diaz, and Lesnar

Tiny Yoel is going to smash Juicy Silva and stamp his ticket for a title shot.

“The steel faithfully taught me the correspondence between the spirit and the body: thus feeble emotions, it seemed to me, corresponded to flaccid muscles, sentimentality to a sagging stomach, and overimpressionability to an oversensitive white skin. Bulging muscles, a taut stomach, and a tough skin, I reasoned, would correspond respectively to an intrepid fighting spirit, the power of dispassionate intellectual judgment, and a robust disposition.”

NCAA Masvidal will win the title

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Looking for a tenant to take up residence in my head. Rent free. No pets, no smokers, no blacks.

Thanks

Sucks seeing him go out like this, been a fan of Till since Strikeforce.

>tfw rewatching DC vs Jones 2
HE WAS DOING SO WELL!

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He started overreacting and taunting too much

It's a tough match.
Formiga has beat Sergio Pettis, a tough opponent.

;-)

You're moving out of my head then?

Fuck, I almost qualified.

>he smokes

Did you know all blacks secretly hate whites? Well with most of them it's not even a secret. So technically it's not wrong to be racist.

ent racist just dont like erm

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To win, numbers and weapons do not count: above all discipline and boldness are the sole values. Discipline is the most beautiful and the highest moral force; boldness is the cold, firm will to demonstrate to the enemy your superiority, whenever and wherever.

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I don't

I like them but they all think I'm too white and nerdy.

>he is a pet

No pets. I'm allergic

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How long would a fighter have to take off after getting KO'd like Till

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ar'll be bahckck meight trust us am gonneh be the grreytehst faighter in the weerld

Couple days and a big glass of water
She'll be right

youtube.com/watch?v=TzBzdmT6N0U

THEY'RE ALL GETTIN IT

I'd like to see Garbrandt get heem'd one more time

is Cody a drawl?

he either heems or gets heemed basically every time

One could go as far as to say he's a warrior

Let’s see what happens

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He's a huge draw
One of the most followed fighters on social media - 1.9m instagram followers, that's more than every champ except Bones and DC
Never in a bad fight
Heart of gold
Hands of stone

>does the opposite

Chin of glass

Anthony 'Showtime' Pettis

what does the FC stand for?

>filename

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what about khabib? not more than 1.9 ?

Woodley wins the rematch

To be honest I completely forgot Khabib was champ.

kek, he's not there and not in the news, so i understand it

defend or vacate motherfucker

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Obvious shit is obvious
muh pulsing for the first time ever

pakis fuck goats

>MW brainlet whose chin is made of packing peanuts
>heems JBJ

list of recently gadooshed careers:
TJ
Tony
Till
Cain
Woodley

who else?

The guy who invented "Toilet Till", "Schaubposting" and "Prime Schaub heems Ngannou"?
Yep, all me

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Tony will take his pills like a good boy and unflush himself. The rest are finished, Lewis too

It was 1-1 at best going into the 3rd and DC was losing that round
DC was doing relatively well because he was pushing such a high pace, but there was no way he could maintain that pace over 5 rounds

Tony will be fine.
Woodley could possibly heem a few top contenders too

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>gets usada'd because of meds

also how long can we expect TJ to be pulsing one he returns?

The guy who invented /heem/ and menes as a whole?
Here I am

i invented pic related

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could he win the rematch or is woodleyweight officially over

He's smart and well rounded enough to win a rematch but I think he'd have to plan and train for it for a while. In the meantime he can euthanize Colby

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youtube.com/watch?v=FL4HSiGvk68
Are you guys excited for WB vs. Pettis

yes santos does heem Jones

There were already a lot of people suspicious about TJ back then for him being so ripped also his chest looks like its about to lactate any second.

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I invented Maiavidal

How does one shave his asscrack? with a razor or he just trims it? asking for a friend

The age of cowards is coming to an end.
The age of Men has returned.

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Yeah, and all of those questions have concrete answers. Just like all of his flat earth questions.

TJ exposed himself by cutting weight. All the shit stored in his fat became traceable.

what did it cost
>everything

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who are any of these people

show boipussy

"Nobody on my mind"
What did he mean by this? Jones' has obviously been on his mind cause he talks about him in every interview.

So much for "The Most Scientific Weightcut Ever"

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His bellybutton is almost completely closed

why don't fighters just not get knocked out?

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dunno, works for khabab

I honestly don't think anyone has tried that desu

that interview KEK
>beats a small lightweight moving up to ww
>beats wonderboy who is injured in the fight in a boring decision
>throws zero strikes against woodley
>gets ko'd viciously by a lightweight

what is this man's career?

Cody heems natty TJ

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Look who I met /heem/! Former UFC welterweight champion, Tyron Woodley!

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>ends the jon jones meme

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Cormier > Hardy > Cruz > Felder

Raphael Assuncao will finally get his shot at the gold when he moves up to take on the welterweight champion of the world, Jorge Masvidal. This is a rematch that had to happen.

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did they?

I like Cormier because he actually does analysis after the fight's over. He even goes full Madden with the drawing tools. The others don't do that enough.

Ask him

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still my boy

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>Joanna’s flyweight thighs

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anyone else like to walk around and say "un-bearabble" like gsp says it when you're alone?

NO i hate frenchies

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Racism is the most successful advertising campaign of all time. Africans have hundreds if not thousands of years of culture. Having all of these people packed into ships and then told they’re all the same, reducing them to a single identity—that’s absolute power

Welcome to the Big Pretty Train.

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This is the thread

S

goerge pierre is a canadian

Lads I just realized that I was at 211 and 217 where Masvidal lost to Maia and Wonderboy respectively, what if he really is elite and only lost because I brought bad energy to the events? What if I am the anti-Jorge?

Millions of whites were enslaved, too, you know. By Arab Muslims.

OR Till is a can who got exposed.

>ignoring artem "Siberian choo choo train" lobov

foook off m8

Another concern surrounding White’s continued tenure with the UFC is his ongoing relationship with incumbent US president Donald Trump. White is a vocal supporter of the current administration and even praised Trump’s business savvy during a speech at the Republican National Convention in 2016. His defense of Trump’s actions over the past two years can be viewed as an extension of the UFC’s continued support of the president. Since the 2016 RNC, White has visited Trump in the White House along with interim champion Colby Covington – a welterweight fighter who sports Make American Great Again hats – and allowed the UFC to produce a propaganda documentary that presents Trump as a magnanimous business mogul. As the president of an organization with a significant percentage of Latin Americans and Muslim fighters (segments that Trump has repeatedly insulted), White’s continuous support for Trump sends a powerful message about the UFC’s stance on minority rights.

theguardian.com/sport/2019/mar/20/when-will-the-ufc-move-on-from-dana-white

Jones is a cornball so entirely possible he would snitch

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for me, it's maycee barber.

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You hear that? You're not even worth his time.

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Don't forget to tune in for The MMA Vivisection today! Get your picks ready.

That's an Irish 10 bunda

I would control Manletford with my jab

there is a sadness in her eyes

Based

Deontay Wilder vs Tony Ferguson
Who wins?
Who wins, but Tony is in psycho mode?

Is Schaub the only fighter with an iron jaw to get knocked out so much?

the guy who uses rent free wrong is now living rent free inside my head

I invented the “I invented” meme

Till got absolutely flushed

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white lives don't matter

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I haven't seen Canelo/Mayweather, but Conor/Alvarez was a long, brutal, one-sided beatdown.

Cool. I invented the inception meme where you use one meme in itself, like you just did. Thanks for using my meme, bro.

away foul beasts

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fitch is live on youtuvbe with 5 viewer
just open the tab so he can feel a little better

youtube.com/watch?v=TJ6ji8ngdcU

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I didn't use it wrong you just misunderstood

Okay globeshill

Thoughts on Kelvin Gastelum?

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some irrelevant meme, idk where he even came from

test.mensa.no/#

I could brain heem every here

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I got 210

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Just dropped a SS4 in the toilet boys

Stipe vs Ngannou

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The UFC president has also been accused of bully tactics by former UFC champion Demetrious Johnson, who claimed that White threatened to eliminate the entire flyweight division if Johnson did not defend his title against TJ Dillashaw in 2017, as well as by eskimo brother Brendan Schaub, who feuded with White on social media in 2018.

Another concern surrounding White’s continued tenure with the UFC is his ongoing relationship with incumbent US president Donald Trump. White is a vocal supporter of the current administration and even praised Trump’s business savvy during a speech at the Republican National Convention in 2016. His defense of Trump’s actions over the past two years can be viewed as an extension of the UFC’s continued support of the president. Since the 2016 RNC, White has visited Trump in the White House along with interim champion Colby Covington – a welterweight fighter who sports Make American Great Again hats – and allowed the UFC to produce a propaganda documentary that presents Trump as a magnanimous business mogul. As the president of an organization with a significant percentage of Latin Americans and Muslim fighters (segments that Trump has repeatedly insulted), White’s continuous support for Trump sends a powerful message about the UFC’s stance on minority rights.

While Dana White has proven himself as an indispensable asset during the UFC’s darkest days, he has become its biggest liability in recent times. His controversial comments and unfiltered approach, once endearing to the sport’s hardcore fanbase, are now arguably a barrier to the UFC’s legitimacy as a mainstream entity. Given that White will continue to operate as the face of the UFC for the foreseeable future, it is unlikely that any of the promotion’s glaring problems will be addressed anytime soon.

theguardian.com/sport/2019/mar/20/when-will-the-ufc-move-on-from-dana-white

How will Dana recover?

forget about the part where based gains bread Brabelledoo'd this fucking can into a million pieces? Cheese fester was so rix't in t'wain by that fight that he never was quite the same. Keeps talking about his mom and shit now...

Dana White is a fucking saint

How sweaty he was

Given that N = -1, what is the value of UFC on ESPN + 5?

bef

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>p4p
for sure nunes coud heem stipe

>25 minutes
miss me with that gay shit lmao

U=6
F=-9
C=-12

O=0
N= -1

E= -10
S= 4
P= 1
N= -1

So:
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0.-1=On=0
-10.4.1.-1=ESPN=40

so: UFCxOnxESPN=0

Oh, excuse me: with +5 UFCxOnxESPN+5=5

Men's slapping championship,

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just took a Schaub on the Till boys

Doesnt mean shit if u use it for posting scat

Askren's presence is enough to make them bend

twitter.com/MikeBohnMMA/status/1108772801186545667

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Is she Brazilian? I mean probably only in paper, theres no way thats a Brazilian ass

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Based

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Bong don't even own their country let alone a general on 4channel (trademarked)

My boi pettis will heem that whitoid

>My boi pettis
You picked the wrong one

Am I the only one who doesn't find this fucker funny?

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very few of them are good

I don't watch any of that stupid shit

Its gonna be another high skilled snooze fest

arab anime is high art

In many ways Wonderboy is undefeated

Extremely unfunny and boring animations
I presume he was hyped since khabib muslim casuals bandwagoon anything anyone from them made
Thats the only explanation i have

What’s your toughts on tony current situation my guy

Derek....

Askren is like an indian untouchable
This muzzie autism is beyond me. Some people are watching it so I hope the guy at least makes some money from it

Irrelevant, look at who Edwards just beat. Getting dropped by Chiesa though, it's tough.

did you flushed it

getting dropped and then winning the fight is a Masvidal trademark

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A couple of them are good

I'm going to need your /heem/ membership card...

I was a little surprised how easy it was to flush

Anger is not the way of the jedi.

Having a downer of a day lads anyone got rare Schaubs to lift my spirits?

I thought you were a good guy luigi

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Lewis meme is over. Till is permaflushed. Teej on suicide watch

Fuck heem 209 bitch

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Cormier > Felder > Cruz > Hardy

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Really needed that second belt, didn't ya

Cormier > Werdum > Felder > Cruz > Hardy > Valentina

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they're literally teammates it's banter

Masvidal would beat Tyron don't (You) me.

Can I make the next thread?

best place to watch old fights?

Google search "mmacore"

fight pass unironically
mmacore if you don't wanna pay

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

I mailed in the last 5 questions because I felt dumb actually taking an IQ test. Am I a brainlet?

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The Force is female

Wonderboy only loses in fights where winning wouldn't have made sense in the first place.

STATUS: FLUSHED!!!

What is the best just bleed card in MMA history?

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Velasquez vs Silva I

Which leaves us with the question, just how good is Dominick Cruz?

i don't get the toilet till meme

does "toilet till" mean something in england? is it supposed to be funny because it's alliterative

please explain

>walk into moon
>WE DID IT MAMA WE DID IT WE DID IT FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME

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It just means Till belongs in the toilet

I didn't get it either, it means his flushed, poor wordplay, probably German in origin, bland soulless creatures altogether.

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>walk into moon

>tfw no drug addicted gf

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alliteration

>I DID IT FOR I DID FOR JIUJI-TSUUUU

PEDs

I invented Ben Askren

no here could heem me

i already did when you weren't looking

I have photo evidence that a prominent UFC middleweight is a furry.

adesanya

I would never call that weeb prominent

back to /pol/ with this faggotry

the chris or Whitaker

That's just what Rockhold looks like

dream girl

Jacare? It explains his nickname

Tim Kennedy

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i'd like to make this post to apologize
to absolutely NOBODY
the inventor of Toilet Till does what the fuck he wants

Tweedledum and Tweedledee setting the bar lower with every thread.

that timing lol
thats dirty af tho, bathrooms are made for doing drugs

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did they...

it tough b

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wish i had a black gf i could watch ufc with and fight over our boys
tfw it hurts phisically

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What does TJ stand for?

>tfw hot black girl liked you in high school but you ignored her
i wish i could go back in time and heem my stupid self

alla youse itt is fokin getinet

pic related

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m8 yous'll do fookin nootin ye proper mad coonce

Tyler Juicy

Testosterone Junkie

He's actually starting to look like Brennan lmao

>tfw never could create a proper relationship with a woman because I hate their stories
Do people just suffer through all that bullshit to get some pussy

That's what escorts are for

its a tough ride my man with its ups and downs

Just got into the secret heem discord lads wish me luck

Based

tolletario tillo inventido si

Shut up Luke

Sometimes it was great to talk about but majority of time it was nonsensical stories about stupid shit. I talk with my friends everyday and ability to say "I don't give a fuck" is absolutely priceless. They don't tall about job or private shit anyway. If they do it's usually funny stories for example how they tried to catch a methamphetamine junkie in a mall
What gf is for then?

Um, *sniff* I don't know what happened, I think I got kicked in the head. Oh that's just so disappointing man... *sobs* I guess if you lose both fights there is no rivalry...

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>What gf is for then?
children i guess, if you want to heem your net worth

>What gf is for then?
Low-income high school drop-outs

This
lopsided schooling

I hate when I'm having a discussion with someone and then my wife pipes in with some weak ass argument making my side look bad.

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doiled dill

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spammy is a can

Hey spergy can you please go back to Mayweather spamming?

I invented this guy

At least is not gay scat cp

dont tempt him, he's an actual pedophile

Do you have that webm of Romero (I think) heeming someone the fuck out with an uppercut after the opponent had already fallen with his back on the cage?

Yoel x rockhold - rockhold was on his ass and yoel uppercuted him again
Overreem x Ngannou - Ngannou uppercuted him and fell on his jaw while overreem was lying on the floor

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Joe Rogan is smarter than me.

So do we all agree that Tony is actually more overrated than Khabib?

Beast runs into quite the representation of white people

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i dont think you're retarded

Aside from you and a paki there no khabib fans

Tony finished tibau

>Yoel x rockhold - rockhold was on his ass and yoel uppercuted him again
That's the one I can't find the clip anywhere on the net

this one?

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Perfect thanks bro

That's a Hispanic with dyed blonde hair.

>eight posts early

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*says the same rehearsed line*
*blows kiss at camera*

>brits

what a fine mess /heem/ has gotten itself into

Fucking retard mod deleted my thread

I made a new one you lazy fucks

New thread

Imagine taking your “job” so seriously that you delete a thread because it was five posts before the bump limit.

That’s one dedicated janny. They deserve double their salary tripled.

>multiple threads

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It was early. You expect anything else? Have some manners.

It's actually one thread so um yeah idk what you are talking about.

looks like a thread got deleted for being posted eight posts early.

how novel.

is this chiesa vs pettis? wtf