Tfw picked last

Lol what a loser, how unathletic can you be? Literal dead end genes

>be good defender
>suck at offense but can fulfill my role as a defender pretty well
>school cup starts
>every school in the municipality participates
>all the kids who get drafted into the team get to miss school during the match days
>PE instructor gets to draft the team
>picks 11 short offense oriented guys from the school
>fills every position with them
>we have no actual defenders
>we somehow win the first games
>coach tells me to tag along for the next matches
>i sense that my time to shine is approaching
>he doesn't start me on the next game
>tells me to go stand behind the goal to stop the balls from going far away when it's a goal kick/corner kick
>I am literally a ball boy and I never get any time on the pitch
>we reach the semifinals
>losing 3-1
>subs me in at the last minute
>I can't do anything
>feel like shit
>we get knocked out
>self esteem shattered beyond repair
I visited my primary school 12 years later and this motherfucking son of a bitch was still employed there. He will get to shatter other kids' self esteem like he did with mine and worst of all he gets paid for it. There is no justice in this fucking world.

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RIP pewdiepie

>coach made me a captain because I was athetlic in middle school (turns out I just went through puberty before everyone else)

>tfw 3 year starter in high school and had scholarship offers to shit schools

>picked first of all the unpopular nerds
>sometimes picked ahead of the lazy unfit popular kids

truely my peak years

>picked by nobody
>first team to score a goal had to had me in their team

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How do you even like sports if you are that bad at them?

>picked close to first at school team because I had my niggas back me up
>picked closer to last at local team because they all went to a different school and I wasnt their nigga
It had little to do with skill level, towards the end of my time there I moved up in the ranks

In was the best player in my sport class at 15 but was chosen last. How do you work that out. It was prob because I was also the smartest in the class and one of the best looking. People can't handle those who are superior to them.

tfw couldn't play footy, but could two-foot

>tfw wasn't picked at all
>now one of the (if not usually) first picks
I still play with the anger and fury of not being picked. I will never submit to those that think they're better

>picked by nobody
>they prefer to have 1 less player than me
>sit on the bench and watch the game

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>tfw not even fat, the opposite if anything
>still picked last

>tfw always picked first
>feel enormous pressure from my teammates as they expect me to carry us to victory

>tfw was the only fat guy at our high school indoor footy tournament
>technically gifted
>probably the best passer with the outside of his foot at the tournament
>assist for the winning goal in our only win of the tournament
>can hold the ball well with my girth
>prettyboy that trained footy professionally laughs at my attempt to dribble past him
>nutmeg him and pass to my teammate
>stops laughing
>get pronounced man of the match

>boys always picked me last
>girls picked me first
Too bad they were ugly

always picked in the 3rd round (5th)

I came immediately after the good attackers because I was the best keeper

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>always picked first
My life peaked at childhood. Everything went downhill after that.

I was always captain because me and my mate couldn't be in the same team as it was unfair to the others. I shouldn't have stopped playing sports when I was 13

When the ones who shouldn't play together play together ... and lose

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Better to have been picked last than to not have been picked at all.

What a shithead. Even my 12 years old friends understand that guys who can or willingly play defense are valuable to the team.

>jogging around a small pitch with my dude
>guys playing invite us to join
>picked first
>the captain sets me up twice to the open net even though he could score easily
>feelsgoodman.jpg

Based. Also,
>playing with classmates
>picked last at the beginning of the year
>by the end of the year, picked first every time

I was similar in elementary school. I was always one the first to be picked though, since I was one of three guys on my year who could play GK and was decent in defense if someone else GK'd.

>tfw never picked last although i always was the smallest scrawniest kid in the group

>tfw got fat and barely get calls for footy with the lads in the hood now

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Start losing weight then

But food is nice

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>tfw picked in the middle
>none of the pressure of being picked early
>none of the humiliation of being picked late

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best feel

>tfw did the picking

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>be a shitter
>Need to pick people for my team
Is there a worse feeling

based AusCHAD
Same here m8

really liking the flag variety in this thread
being a loser truly is universal

>yikes

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this is the best thing about sp, the memories of playing with your friends, the heroic victories and the heartbreaking loses, this is why we like sports now, because it reminds us of those days were everything was simple and all you knew about were the games after class and their passion, joy and friendship
I truly pity ppl that never felt this, the nerdy kids (that now browse v and pol), women and everyone in between missed out life's greatest joy imo, even when they have similar threads about how the played dk country on their super Nintendo it's not even close, like you can't even compare
this is it, this is why we like sports

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dont kid yourself bud this whole thread is full of late round draft picks

incredibly based

>picked 3rd last
hehe thank you based fatso and lanklet

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>tfw always made captain and everyone wanted to be on my team
where did it all go wrong

>tfw tall and big so always got picked quickly
>tfw QB always threw to me because it was hard to bring me down
>tfw trucking other plebs

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>tfw rise the ranks of being picked last all the way up to being a second rounder

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>i was the first or second in the picking order
>one of the best players, even older kids wanted me in their team
>choosed to play as a midfielder even tough i could play literally everywhere
>had a good precise shot
>ordered people around
>coach wanted to make me captain
Then i transfered school, puberty came and i have been a hermit ever since, noone would ever pick me unless the teacher asked them to include me as well, didn't gave a fuck anymore either
Fuck lads, i could had played some great footy instead i'm wageslaving

>mfw the best players on the schoolyard wanted to 3v4 because they saw themselves as infinitely superior footballers, and they got absolutely creamed.

Was funny when they were completely gassed and frustrated complaining.

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>always picked last with the one or two fat asses even though I am not fat
>just shit genes that make me below average weak, and bad motoric skills

Of course this gap grew exponentially over time as I grew up. No training in the world could compensate it, especially when my classmates started to train seriously.

I pity all the naive fools that buy into the lies of /fit/ and waste all their efforts.

>having 12 years old friends

nonce

He is in his mid 20s now.

>tfw always was athletic and good at sports but really unpopular because I hated Hip Hop
literally born in the wrong generation

Are you a manlet?

>was the one picking my team
based feel

You can still play footy if you're fat mate, just yano, limit your runs, play smart fatso

>be captain for once
>get first pick
>pick the best player
>he picks rest of team
>teams unfair at the end
>I get sent to other team

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>Put in the 2nd set for PE
>Style on everyone in every sport
>Repeatedly asked if I want to move up to the top set
>"No thanks"

Top set always use to do training drills and shit but we would just play matches and have tournaments every week, was fucking great.

>below average skills
>never picked late because my bros had my back
True camaraderie ;__;7

My story was kinda different.

>11.
>Fat (but kinda mobile).
>Always picked last and put as keeper.
>However, they didn't know, I was talking my Vitor Baia and Angelo Peruzzi shit very seriously.
>Football is fun. I improve.
>Start keeping clean sheets. (Which is a fucking feat and a half in school games, that usually end 11-7.)
>They start picking me first.

>12.
>I'm the one who does the picking now.
>On the weekend, I play with my dad's friends, fully grown men.
>Holy shit, user, you are a really great keeper.
>They start calling me Gordon Banks.

>13.
>I'm universally considered the best goalkeeper in my municipality.
>Big school tournament comes. I'm the youngest player selected by my school. My teammates are like 15-17 and some of them even play for real clubs.
>Get to the final by the skin of our fucking teeth.
>Final. 0-0 after extra time.
>My dad, all of my friends, and all the girls from my class are in the crowd.
>Save 3 penalties, including the final kick.
>Become the hero of all heroes.
>Feel like a chad for the first (and only) time in my life.
>Girl I have a crush on kisses me on the cheek.
>Win the player of the tournament award.
>Tournament organisers call the U-17 national coach, to recommend me.
>Hope to become third keeper for the NT and travel the world for free, when away games happen.
>NT assistant coach comes.
>"Nah, he's too fat."

And that's how my football career died in utero.

I got a useless degree, that gets me no jobs.

So, I'm a regular Yea Forums NEET now.

The girl I had a crush on moved schools, when she was 14. We are friends on Facebook, but I'm too afraid to write to her.

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We also use to do shit like athletics with the top set

>5th in 100m
>3rd in 1500m
>3rd in bleep test
>Carried my class to the final of the interform cup where we then lost to a class who had 2 Derby academy kids

Shame I never developed past the age of about 15 and then took up smoking to be cool.

>be the best defender in my school
> i dont have a flashy playstyle
>not popular
> always get picked in the bottom 3rd
>win most games I play which shutting down the other teams top picked players

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>10
>weak af
>always was defender because can't dribble or run fast

>11
>try GK role
>gradually become better and better
>went from last to be picked up 1st and usually the team who picked up me ends with win

>12
>become even better
>throw myself on asphalt, don't care about wrecked legs or arms, could catch and punch dangerous balls
>sometimes with friends would sneak to play on indoor training field when it's not occupied untill someone comes and tells us to go away
>sometimes got praises and claps from handball guys or u19 cherno more footballers who were warming up on other side of the field and didn't mind us

>13
>summer before 7th grade
>play with friends on abandoned gagarin stadium(but they maintained the pitch because youth teams would train there)
>one time one of the cherno more youth coaches approached me and offered to join the team
>nah I got exams after 7th grade, need to study and shit

what an idiot I was, would probably earn 150k£ per week at man utd or some other team now

a-are you cute?

based
this was also me from 6th to 12th year
got tall and got gud

>Red Nose Day 2001 (charity fundraising day in the UK)
>5 a side competition in primary school (aged 11, just before moving up to secondary school)
>£5 per team to enter
>everyone expects the team of sporty, athletic Chads (who had already started their growth spurts) to completely dominate
>our team of dorky nerds was expected to get knocked out in the first round
>we had a secret weapon, a cool & sporty kid who also enjoyed nerd stuff like vidya, Pokemon, Star Wars etc.
>he decides to join our team instead of tagging along with the other athletic lads
>we get past the opening rounds thanks to his goalscoring skills
>we reach the final, and our opponents are obviously the team of athletic Chads
>in the P.E changing rooms before the match the other team is bragging about how many goals they're going to score against us
>team of Chads spend all match selfishly trying to dribble and take a shot themselves instead of passing us to death
>0-0 with a few minutes to play
>our best player (sporty yet geeky kid) passes to me in the box
>I toe-poke it into the net and actually score a goal for the first time all tournament
>full time whistle blows
>we actually win the tournament
>we do a giant "pile-on" with me at the bottom to celebrate
>teacher who organised the charity tournament is beaming with pride that our team has beaten the team of douchebag Chads
>opponents can't fathom how they've lost and start fighting with one-another
>I still have my 5-a-side winners medal to this day
>occasionally I see the nerdy yet athletic lad at the supermarket/pub. He's got a really cool job and life down in London, yet when I see him he always brings up the time "we beat that team of dickheads"

Good times lads. Good times.

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>10 years old
>was top three in the class in terms of footy
>every recess/PE class the other two boys and I teamed up and styled on the other 8/9 kids
>they complain but we ensure them this is the best way for them to improve

>we could have russian gk kino saves
>instead we have de gay

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>won some gay competition with a team of speccy twats in primary school
>basically carried the team since I was the only one who wasn't obese
>one of my teammates gets a tap-in and celebrates like it's the most important thing in the world
>move to the city, get a good job and a good life
>occasionally visit my home town and, surprise surprise, that fat faggot still lives there
>he's a mess of grease stains, pit stains and possible poo stains
>wears a badge that says 'I do it for free'
>when I remind him of the time we won that irrelevant playground tournament 20 years ago, his cretinous face lights up and his eyes start to glisten
>his carer steers him away and I get back to my life with a renewed sense of purpose and humbleness
Thank fuck I'm not him

>after school match against 14 years old, we're 13
>have 3 good players, me incuded, rest are decent or shit
>not everyone in our team turns up, have to field a shitty player
>kick off, three passes and we score first goal
>shit guy is such a liability, can't pass, looses the ball, I have to stay and help him in the defence
>our keeper plays with ankle injury, gets kicked in it, has to come off
>sub in new kid, he's fat, we don't know how good he can play
>he's not great but shows a lot of heart, is not afraid to dive for the ball, so he stays
>half time, we're loosing 1:5
>one of our the decent players comes, sub him in for shit one
>finally we're starting to score
>near the end, it's 6:6, corner for them, I stay at the edge of the box
>our keeper catches it, throws it to me
>fucking RUN!
>someone is trying to grab my shirt, I'm too fast
>already on their half, only keeper in front
>I've put the ball to much in front, keeper rushes to it
>shitshitshitAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
>reach the ball with my toes, goes past the keeper, its a goal
>7:6!
>time ends now, but we always allow one last play, our version of injury time
>they attack, but we managed to kick the ball out
>we fuckin won, I scored 3, other mate 4
this was our last "official" game, but such an incredible one, almost 20 years ago

same but when I was in an actual football team. faggot coach played me at RB despite not having good stamina, having played as a clear striker throughout my whole career and when I wasn't performing out of role he benched me and talked shit. I left because it was a waste of money

>get calls constantly by the lads to play footy
>don't want to participate because my reputation would shatter since all of those are much better than me

>GOAT in elementary school, pick whoever I want in my team
>top tier player in high school, get picked first or second
>gain 15 kg in uni
>can't run

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>have to pick
>just pick my good friends
>we win

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>picked last
>my nickname was 'gattuso'
>make sure their shinbones remembered why they picked me last

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go6o vratar4etooo

based

>get picked last
>deep sense of weltschmerz and shame washes over me
>teams lining up
>nobody wants to go in goal
>I volunteer to play as keeper
>play like my life depends on it
>throw myself in front of the ball and bravely come out for crosses
>opposing gigachads frustrated by my saves
>team-mates start praising me
>I start playing better and better with each chance they fuck up
>team wins with last minute winner and everyone congratulates me on my performance
>next game
>get picked early on
>volunteer to go in goal again
>teammates beam at me
>opposition scowls
>become valued as a keeper and eventually become a top 3 pick every time
>weltschmerz replaced by social acceptance and sense of emotional fulfillment
>still playing in goal with 6 of my school friends 20 years later for an amateur side competing in a regional league
>opponents regularly try to tap me up
>tell them to fuck off
>go out drinking with friends every week
>social acceptance and sense of emotional fulfillment intensifies

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>tfw mates think they're better than me but the prof gave me best grade

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>Kids at school who always use to wear a Sheff United youth team jacket
>Would never actually play football at school because he "didn't want to get injured"
>Eventually a few months later someone gets him to play
>He's complete dog shit
>Turns out the jacket was his older brother's from several years ago

based zoomer

This, but it’s not because I improved it’s because after 9th grade I went to a new class and there was only 2 good players

Absolutely based

b-but i'm 30

>tfw the always-qb was your best friend and he constantly threw to you

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hahah now thats unlucky

>best in my age group, always picked to play with guys 3-6y older, defense and goalie
>in my age group i did the picking
>so good i usually picked my side starting at the bottom
>usually won if they did what i told them to do
>managed to clone myself to a smaller kid who was bright enough to understand what i was playing and took up on my skill; kids would bitch when we played together; he was short do
>4th grade, school championship amongst classes, ours considered shit, carry us to finals by will and whipping discipline into our shit players, i miss a clear 1v1 occasion, ohshit.jpg i'm gonna cost us the game, get another occasion on a 30y pass that i head backwards into the opposite corner their goalie was
>that fucker does a miracle and eats dirt but he saves it somehow - never forget.tiff
>benulties, i'm the gk for the last 2/4 kicks, they miss both, we miss one, last one to shoot for the win, score.jpg, erryone btfo, sports teached amazed
>9th grade, was 3rd or 4th best in HS cause not good at dribbling; godlike passing, defending, tackling and reading the game
>hs championship, play 11th grade class, one of them btfo'd me earlier that year cause i called his fg a dumb whore during PE class (she went on to become a playboy model at 18 the summer after we graduated - i wasrightallalong.mp4)
>they play the most niggardly game ever, spitting, punching, intimidating us, we lose 5-2 in quarters cause we played defensively 1-2-1
>next year hs championshp, start slow, make it out of group by a hair, get to semis, the same fuckers, notagain.png, play 1-1-2 uberoffensive pressinggame
>first play we score with me assisting my mate for the empty net - they seething
>we thrash them 6-1 into oblivion and irrelevancy on their way out before graduation
>lose 3-2 to other team in finals cause the regular ball we played with popped and we used a really shit very light one that did not allow us to play our speed while it gave them the advantage, they were more technical than us

...

>tfw forced to go in goal because i was the tallest

Maybe you could have made it pro think about it before you die

>Always was good at sports, had a natural inclination towards them
>wasnt unpopular, somewhere in the middle
>always picked last or 2nd to last
??????????

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>12
>kind of a fatty but I am one of the fastest in my team
>always get picked last because I can’t dribble and I am shit at defending and goalkeeping
>always get put on front , but I am aldo shit at shooting , the only thing I can do “””well”” is pass
>One day we get a freekick, and the captain makes me take the freekick
>Everyone laughs because I’m shit
>I Score
>I scream like a fucking autist, never felt happier, everyone looking shoked

>Fastfoward a couple of years
>15,16 and 17 years old (highschool)
>I am now picked 4th or 5th
>I am still shit at shooting and dribbling but I can now do some stepovers and I become the biggest tap-in-artist in school
>One day we are losing 0-3 , I score a hat-trick , 2 tap ins and one penalty , after I score the third goal I do the TSUUU celebration
>after that I always get picked up first or second
>One day we were losing 14-15 , there is a big chance at the end for me, a 1 meter tap-in
>I miss, my team loses because of me
>After that I end up being picked 4th or 5th again

Same. My best friend in school was the best player and I was the worst. Still, he always picked me first and always compensated for my shittiness.