/afl/

I do. huge Richmond supporter here. love me some footy

carlton@+39 is literally free money

nice /rug/ meme.

Richmond Football Club

Reminder that /afl/ is a progressive community and incel scum are not welcome.

Attached: 52684469_534065793668656_4108532824494047232_o.png.jpg (1080x1080, 90K)

thanks ireland lad

also iggs

Do AWFL fans not watch porn?

my tastes are more obscure

they just watch the game

Reminder that /afl/ supercoach and tipping still have spots available
Supercoach code: 983015
Tipping code: 247481

Are we not supposed to use Lynx Africa?

imagine living life on such easy mode that a few mildly sexual comments on a photo is enough to send you into emotional meltdown

What happens if we go on /p*l/? I'm too scared to check.

who /dabloos/ here?

Not a fan of censorship desu

put your mind at ease and just enjoy the footy before the great civil war

why was I blocked from Yea Forums domain yesterday but not today?

which isp m8?

End white terrorism.

Attached: bachar.jpg (554x554, 35K)

For me it's Stone Cold Steve Austin

Attached: kek.jpg (678x452, 25K)

I just went on there and made a reasonable post in a thread about accelerationism

The shot on the bench with the runner and the players with their heads in their hands is kino.

Based. I also like this one.

Attached: 9756c51b1461b797bf3d549870386b44.jpg (650x487, 30K)

>can't even fill a supercoach comp
KEK

Attached: gayfl.jpg (1080x1920, 135K)

>Season starts while Yea Forums is ISP blocked
/afl/ is dead. Head to Bigfooty.

If you do that then the wh*te supremacists win.

What are we eating whilst watching the game lads?

Breakfast cereal.

HEAVE HO UNNA

Attached: 1428214031296.jpg (252x345, 35K)

Stop crying and fist yourself

based fredposter

where is reality check?

t. alt right

He'll be here Sunday to drop off his tips.

just subbed to kayo seeing as (((live pass))) still doesn't support PC, does anyone know of a better/cheaper way? don't say vipbox or any of that unreliable trash pls.

hello iggs

reigning premiers yes

yes

Can't you watch it with a telstra mobile plan?

Teams are out lads

based

based

only on phone and tablet like a cuck

theres a thing like appletv, but not apple tv cos it will say you can fullscreen it, that works to put it on tv, my mate has one i just cant remember what its called, but we've hooked my ipad up to it a few times in the past , chromecast maybe?

Can't you set browsers to imitate mobile phones?

If you have friends just split it with one of them.

Why are we so dead? So is cric and nrl

the resolution on bluestacks is fucked afaik
mmm don't wanna shell out a whole nother season worth just for that tho
this i will do, good idea thanks

Bit worried about the lack of straffo tweets in recent days

Can't you reduce your monitor resolution? Set it to 720p or whatever.

IF YOU ARE SIGNING UP FOR KAYO FOR THE FIRST TIME USE THIS CODE: TLSTFF

$5 FOR THE FIRST TWO MONTHS ($2.50 PER MONTH)

didn't see him supporting that poor womens player

What even happened with that woman player? I saw a brief thing on the news where the PM was saying something about online bullies, but I didn't catch anything else about it.

BASEDbane tbqh lads.

Attached: 1.png (470x706, 396K)

Someone posted a pic of her kicking and people made some rude comments. Now the AFL has launched a war against online trolls.

9th v 18th

what time does the game really start... not aest lol

What sort of comments? I know here on sp there was some 'imagine the smell' posts, but was that what people were posting about it elsewhere?

Literally "Lol u can almost c her pus xD"

mobile.twitter.com/unethicalquack/status/1107575998151905280?s=21

I thought they were pretty tame tbqh.

chicken katsu sushi

and to drink?

;)

Thanks for this, mate.

Pretty hype for this shitshow of an opener tbqh.

why the fuck are they forcing Nat Nigger on us so much fuckin hell. Useless cunt jumping ship to media already?

is lynch actually good or is it just a meme?

Anyone got a stream?
Yeah mate
*pisses all over my face*
Haha

She had what you might call a puffy vulva. People on twitter pointed that out.
It was like saying Matt Shirvington had a giant penis.

what website?

Leaving Neverland?
Not a fan
Michael Jackson?
Innocent
Dustin Martin?
Overrated

Attached: ifureadthisurgaylmao.jpg (600x600, 33K)

>Carlton vs Richmond
What's the point in this for a season opener?

>Colling vs Geelong tomorrow
Now THIS is a season opener.

lmao who give a shit about nz kiwi fucfkers

nobody post for 1 minute as respect to our friends who sadly passed away in christchurch please thank you

>minute silence to honour the legend
based

yet when it was Shirvo it was a joke, now it's "abuse". Whoever told women their opinions matter needs to be shot.

>minutes silence for sand niggers
I'm about 2 years of political bullshit further infecting this game away from quitting.

In my personal opinion, considering that which I have read in the Quran, I am not a fan of the Islamic religion.

supercoach.heraldsun.com.au

Stop block evading, naziscum.

>minutes silence for tayla harris
Based

>no one yelled STOP THE MOSQUES
weak.

Cannot WAIT to drop Optus and get onto Aussie Broadband next week, can finally quit pretending to be Cox's parents.

Watching on kayo streaming through my ultra chromecast. Truly living in the future. Go tigers!

That you sebbo? Please watch our sport.

Bachar Houli on Jihadwatch

Is every single game this round going to have a minute silence? If so, see you next round lads.

iinet keeps making me British. Not good famalam

Dusty EXPOSED

@91596605
Don't fucking (You) me ever again kiwi cunt

I thought 7plus would stream the game but I guess they don't, bit disappointing.

My memory is a bit foggy.
How big was Richmond's choke to not win the flag last year? 8/10?

Choke if they don't win it this year?

>bowls entire team over
>not infringing

What a shitty sport. Had to turn it off after 5 min. I'll stick to my wogball thank you very much.

>Umps already sucking Richmond cock
Going to be a long season, lads.

LYNCH ELITE

CARLTON ARE FINISHED

>rance fumbles and dives
It begins.

t. Milos Rustojevic

league fucked

this will be the afls kevin durant

Dusty's finished. Can't break tackles anymore.

Give him a break m8, might have been his depression and he didn't feel like it.

North having the last laugh. Made Tigers pay him massive overs and now they're stuck with a 1m/year potato.

The crusher of Carlton

Attached: 10352012-16x9-700x394.jpg (700x394, 41K)

>kicked out on the full
ohnononono
he's finished

Who the fuck is even in the commentary team?

>Dusty still being protected
>Rance diving

>Round 1

Yeah sorry guys, I'm out, don't think this semen slurping "sport" is for me

I hate tomatoes, cannot understand why anyone would them on a burger.

>his other two bags have been kicked against carlton
What a meme.

based mcavaney carrying them

carton are a perennially garbage team

Zero idea what was happening with that 50.

>Free
>. . .
>Richmond can't kick a goal from here
50 METRE PENALTY!

Great game to start the season.

rev up those microwaves Carlton

>daisy thomas still plays

lmaoing at this

>was concerned carlton might have actually improved
delusional

>put a """celebrity""" umpire on the commentary team
>only comments to defend confusing and terrible calls
So this is the power of the AFL.

I'm just gonna say it

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK MUSLIMS
FUCK THE (((ISPS)))

Based and redpilled.

Totally agree with you m8

few edgy teens in here tonight

yikes

t. t*lstra

Very true.

elite genius coaching here

Attached: big brain bolt.png (1984x1107, 2.5M)

love chicken katsu
love my footy
hate muslims
simple as

friendly reminder to the freshies in here that /afl/ is a proudly multicultural general
if you don't like it fuck off back to 8ch

>slaps the ball out of bounds
>'clever'
Gotta love channel Richmond

That means don’t score any goals?

>tfw terrorism, censorship, anti white hatred, and reduced to holding up coloured cards to send field messages like fucking wogball

Attached: Screenshot_20190321-191557_Chrome.jpg (1080x1056, 363K)

t. opt*s

that or keep losing posession

Why do we have to put up with this shit at the start year after year.

lol

Dunno, mate. Watching this is making me hate a certain group of people.

less runners on the ground is a good thing my seething alt right terrorist friend

and again

Lynch Lynch

>Carlton mark the ball directly in front of goal
> . . .
>Oh, that was out of bounds! Not deliberately either!!
Oh, what a surprise. Now Richmond have a shot at goal. Funny how that works.

People will go and watch no matter what shit is dished up.

>riefault
>dustin fartin
>cance-r
yep I'm thinking they're done

>score review still filmed with a potato
fucking mobiles can record super high frame rates now. why cant these retards?

Yeah dont understand this at all.

Very concerned about how a website that is literally allowed in China in all places is now getting banned in Australia. Do you think it'll get reversed?

Not a chance m8
Why would they?

>using tiny boards for interchanges on a ground that's three times the size of a soccer pitch
really makes me think

yeah, think their line at the moment is to ban sites that aren't taking active steps to remove the video

hate nigger
hate boomers
hate gun grabbers
hate Carlton

simple as

The AFL doesn't want to overshadow the AFLW so they start the season with Carlton.

Attached: Consider the following.jpg (719x720, 45K)

>criminal charges against tayla harris trolls
Yeah, charge them with what?

The AFLW is so fucking dead they have to manufacture "outraged" clickbait articles to remind people it even fucking exists

I've missed you cunts.

Attached: 1536554089797.jpg (464x606, 37K)

reckon they should remove quarters in the AFL and introduce thirds

Being thirsty is a crime, mate.

you can thank Victoria and Bill 18C for this fucking trash.

fuck Victoria nuke will come soon

>making up shit

rate the new tat lads

Attached: 99743bc3478e50f12744655d78ca8861.jpg (650x1000, 88K)

What bet did you lose cob?

They guy who got her tattooed on him should be charged desu

Attached: 20190321_193517.jpg (1080x1668, 677K)

Fuck I missed that. Did she die?

Looks like she's pooed herself rather than having a puffy vulva.

makes me think you're looking for literally anything to bitch about

she just did a big fat sloppy AFLW

>cob

>AFLW games rarely have goals in them
>Carlton is the opening game for the men

Attached: Hmm.gif (480x264, 1.54M)

makes me think you're retarded if you can't see the issue here

>please fuck my wife

Attached: 20190321_193806.jpg (1080x1669, 797K)

it's /pol/ cringe fucking central in here, >LE FUCKING CUNT CUNT CUNT FULL ON I'M HEAPS AUSSIE EH!!! FULL ON BUNNINGS SNAGS FUCKEN CUNT CUNT etc

well I'm not blind so no, funny you're accusing me of not see things

trent "the concussion conveyer" cotchin

Unbelievably badly done.

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF CROWSKEKS

good thing Walsh isn't alive to see this shit.

>scoring a goal
It’s over.

>Fasolo plays for the blues now
lmaoing my ass off

Not everybody here is from a capital city mate. Its pretty fucking funny that the Australian Yea Forums contingent is so obsessed with the Queen's English that I'm sure half of you wankers went to boys schools and lost your fair share of soggy sao.

>camry crows

Kinda pissed now. I was just reaching for the remote to turn it off and then Carlton scored. They might come back now.

Alright boys. Just having my breakfast and saw this on tv. Weird time for a match

kek
I agree with the no runners rule but board interchanges are bound to cause problems, there isn't even a lot of time to constantly look at the bench
and yeah grim with these edgetards

Attached: Screen Shot 2019-03-21 at 8.12.39 pm.png (274x192, 25K)

unless you're literally a 50+ boomer I doubt you use the word cobber in real life

the afl targets the euro neet audience, it's why that romanian always bullies us

Harder to bypass isp blocks on mobile.
Which is good, phoneposters should be gassed.

googling 'Toyota Camry Crows' gives fixtures and results for the adelaide crows

People like you who start throwing in as much slang as they can into their posts the moment they enter a thread where they can identify as an Australian to impress the Big Strong Americans even though you NEVER use those words in daily conversation since you're a shut-in NEET and not a north Queensland tradie are what's wrong with Australian culture

Is there any reason to have a plan over pre paid for your phone now? Seems like no one really calls or texts or anymore and everything is done through messaging apps.

Some of my mates use it ironically now

Hey I'm no neet. Off to work now. I usually watch whatever game is on Saturday morning though

>Dale Thomas
>Alex Fasolo
ahhhhh yes future's looking very bright for the blues

Oh, my mistake, sorry Patrick. Who's your team btw?

Richmond are shoot

that caster said cunny ham

Is there any fucking reason to put shrimp in fried rice?

fuck up josh

As long as the rice is doused in msg who really cares.

>84,000 crowd

is that bad?

I grew up in the wheatbelt, I still say hooaroo as goodbye. When you spend the first 18 or so years of your life in a place where everybody speaks this way, then go to the city and nobody under 60 speaks the same way it fucking sucks. That being said, I don't get why you fuckers are so proud to celebrate your language disintegrating into a generic American vernacular. You all harp on about how great it is to be Australian, but the average Yea Forums poster hasn't been 10 minutes out of one of the main cities and sounds like a bay area homo with a different accent.
Mate I'm a sandgroper farmer's son who decided I wanted to be a diesel mechanic and am now stuck in the outer suburbs of Perth shitposting on a sports board because I can only see my mates when they are off rotation these days since they took the advice to become FIFO and earn money to drink themselves to an early grave. Not everyone is an inner city faggot like yourself, some of us grew up in places where the language that you guys simultaneously "le epic maymay" and then "cringe" about is still the main slang.

Cripps wasting his career at Carlton would be a fucking travesty.

For me, it's Hawthorn

It's yummy

Do NOT let /nrl/ see this

t. dumb cunt

Bless you, cobber

can't wait for him to join the iggs.

>it was clumsy, a little lazy and lethargic
based BT

More like shitheelfield amiright.

Need a Sol Campbell moment and get him to Essendon.

>all these banana belters in my /afl/

Well, it's not Richmond, Collingwood, or Essendon, so I can't be mad at you.

Last year was 90k.

>bay area homo
sounds like true blue outback slang. I'm sure you aren't larping

no one cares, poof

>only 1.5k more than last years nrl grand final
AFL on deathspiral watch

>I don't get why you fuckers are so proud to celebrate your language disintegrating into a generic American vernacular.
most of post is generic American shit like inner city faggots, fucking sucks and casually namedropping the bay area like it's relevant to us

Oy, did anyone watch the Footy Show last night? Is it fully pozzed without Sam?

Punch or waist high coathanger?

what the fuck is dusty doing lmao

It's too late for you mate. You're already born.

Pretty garbage, the girl obnoxiously laughed after every single comment.

At first I smirked. But then I broke down into tears.

female host with lehmo and fev and tennis wheelchair guy.

totally forgot it was on, saw it for 5 seconds and changed the channel. Will be dead after one season.
>putting a cripple on a show about football
peak Victoria

despise the wheelchair guy
based fev

So when will Telstra unblock 4channel?

convenient it was right before election time here too wasn't it.

look at those big meaty flaps

Not gonna lie id give Tayla harris a root tbqhwy

Attached: images (46).jpg (502x611, 25K)

forgot pic

Attached: awfl.png (513x768, 52K)

let her play

Attached: 1527300854020.png (640x1136, 794K)

>wheelchair guy
Sick of this cunt being forced down our throats.

Attached: SheHulk.png (750x278, 112K)

As a Carlton supporter I highly recommend becoming emotionally numb.

Attached: 1367046457407.jpg (480x428, 71K)

There's a free lunch

Attached: Pending_Bets.png (761x275, 28K)

very pretty dress

Considering some kid just used Yea Forums to threaten shooting another mosque, not any time soon

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/206669558/

theage.com.au/national/victoria/teen-charged-with-threats-to-kill-after-geelong-mosque-receives-online-messages-20190321-p5162z.html

>you just know...

dockers might mess you up there m8

Why can't they just block Yea Forums? 4channel dindu nuffin

>tfw we're all now on a watch list for shitposting about sport

iggs no chance m8

here we fucking go, now the govt cunts can just post as user and go "see look how ebil they are"

found it odd that Vodacunt's unbanned all of Yea Forums except /pol/ too. Useless cunts

A BSA is in need lads

Anyone who has ever made even a sarcastic remark about AFLW is now on a asio watchlist

Because of /wsg/

That's what vodafone did.

Every post I have ever made on this site was an ironic joke and does not, nor has not, ever expressed my true views, and I apologise if my comments have caused any offense.

Big fan of Bachar Houli.

*fucks a toddler*

Underage b&

Yes all women. Yes progress.

Is it actually being posted there without being deleted? I mean it's clearly not work safe. Do mods even patrol that board?

Why does reddit hate gambling so much?

Where the fuck did all this woman stuff come from? This was still a boy's club 3 years ago.

Who are the SKEEUP and Shannon of /afl/?

Attached: undisputed.jpg (1066x800, 98K)

Its essentially being treated like child porn. In theory you can post a part of the video that doesn't show anything bad but ISPs will consider it just as bad.

Dont expect telstra or optus to ever unblock Yea Forums

>Blues would be leading if it wasn't for all the umpire dicksucking Richmond got
Kinda sad really.

Hutchy and Caro when they get shitty at each other

Yeah more concerned about Loins beating Iggs tbwhwy, never thought I'd say that in the 21st century

>tfw Aussie Broadband will save us

The NZ incident has just accelerated the shittyness of the internet to the point where right now we're in a completely grey area where everyone in the world is at everyone's mercy. We can't kill the internet so I propose we all leave it in place of a better network beyond organisational control, but like that'll ever happen.

A lot of outside pressure due to it being a boys club. A lot of women watch footy too

>peewolt

activate it

Attached: gilphone.jpg (649x488, 35K)

Peewoldt SHOOK at not being the first banana

Carlton desu

Women have watched Footy since it's fucking inception but 99% of them didn't want to play it. They had a hell of a time putting together a pro League and barely anyone watches it. I'm fine with the AFL trying it out, but do they have to shove this shit done everybody's throats? The main demographic is still male, Jesus.

The absolute state of (You) lad

Don't take our Lord's name in vain pls m8, thanks

>ruining the fun
Piss off, Jack.

Sorry Christbro.

word is nic nat has retired

good

I would too if I broke my hip every fucking week.

Is it really retiring if your body is shot?

All good m8, just so you know

His knee exploded m8.

Same shit

Because a LOT of pressure to promote a positive message towards women and advertisers demand it.

>ray backs up every decision
Waste of space tbqhwy.

>will centerfield
>more like will leftfield

the stupid cunts started complaining about their pay "compared to the men" after 1 fucking season of the league existing. I've tried guys, really I have but women are and always will be a fucking mistake.

>locking fremantle before jesse hogan's bender
oof

good. sick of incel misogynists

You let this happen tho

Enjoy never getting laid incel

rc you here lad?

Have sex.

simple reply from a simple mind
I do with strangers (I don't pay for it) my mind doesn't change.

>the stupid cunts started complaining about their pay "compared to the men" after 1 fucking season of the league existing
source

can get my maccas 247 but cant get my jack daniels 247 not happy

say this beauty in the age recently on the thor jumpers
>RMIT Marketing expert Dr Con Stavros agreed with the Bulldogs' decision saying it made sense from a marketing perspective.
>"If a club can stand up and say this is our home stadium, it's about entertainment, it's about tying us in to that kind of world, it's part of something we are trying to build that's positive," Stavros said.

do you really think the government would bother framing a 14 year old to ban Yea Forums
if they really considered it a threat they could just get permaban it without any backlash

dusty EXPOSED

can't find the article I'm thinking of but here's another example

afl.com.au/news/2016-11-10/new-minimum-set-as-womens-pay-deal-is-signed-off

>AFL Players' Association chief executive Paul Marsh said those who voted against the deal were looking for a better financial offer.

>Not holding the ball
>Not deliberate
WHY?

>Lance injured
Richmond might win the flag desu.

it was because cripps made him feel like a midget on the sideline a minute before, broke him

>RANCE DOWN
excellent

Dusty exposed. Rance injured

Imagine losing to blues after a 6 goal headstart lel

is /afl/ dead

S

Blues picking them off

get fucked rance

>rance ACL
>dusty finished
Yep, I'm thinking Richmond will miss the 8

ninthmond lives again

Yea Forums is banned man im surprised there is 55 people here

/afl/ on technologically literate watch

Fuck whose keen for MKR?

>word is nic nat has retired
wtf I heard he's tracking to come back early

liver hurts

/rug/

Lot of lurkers as well, mate.
Got to know who to put on watchlists.

Watching the footy with the commentary off is much more relaxing desu. Put some music on and watch and its fantastic

If some government man watches me they will be very bored

Me mum.

>better financial offer = same pay as the men
state of your mental gymnastics
everyone wants more than they're being paid

do thee pants have little mouthguard pockets lol

How naive.
>Get labelled as an extremist for waifu posts

Not a fan of Thursday night footy 2bh

Unironically sucked into watching it.

Fuck these roasties they've literally done nothing but complain about a charity league created for them.

>reeee please believe my manufactured narratives

T. Seething wagie
Hurry up and get to bed. I need you fresh tomorrow to earn my DSP

imagine spending your Thursday evening defending a female football league on a banned Nepalese fly fishing forum.

salary, not wage m8

>not (You)ing me
ohnonono state of this damage control

got him on a string lads

What's with all the unironic resetera posting lately?

classic Carlton, give the wog fans a bit of hope then snuff it out completely in the last. this is almost as good as good old fashioned >NORF

how many games since carlton scored 100 points?

>Richmond play like shit for 90% of the game
>Ski in the last few minutes for a big % boost
REEEEEEEEEEE

55 before this

over two seasons ago or something

Think they said something like 3 years at the start of the broadcast.

all the things she said all the things she said
running through my head running through my head

>lunch

not gonna get us
they're not gonna get us
not gonna get us
not gonna get us

>le big half forward
>can’t mark
overhyped

KICK THE BLOODY BAAAALLLLL

>wins Brownlow and Rising Star in his first year
psst, nothing personell kid

Attached: walsh.jpg (980x520, 100K)

russian pop is kino
youtube.com/watch?v=Ouf151l7mSs

your welcome lads

trip on Con Stavros

yikes rance is already writing his own obituary

when's roaming brian?

a few bings

does roaming brian get a gig at aflw games? or is a moustached 50-something bloke with a history of being a bit weird not get a pass into a women's change room with a camera?

>implying the faggot isnt being groomed hard for a media job

not allowed in the women's rooms at all mate, that's where they do all the lesbian grooming.

>roaming reddit
no thanks

>realestate.com.au presents: roaming brian

reddit hates bt though

does foxtel not show roaming brian? ffs
he's better than dermutt brereton

so the acl is staged and all a part of the script? based reality check

rance dead

Buying a pair of bright red speedos tomorrow lads.

S

Test

congrats my ban evading friend

Fucking Optus are blocking the most sites AND they're blocking deeper than just DNS level.

how'd you get around it?

Ironically I’ve been using the uni internet all week to post on spee without issues. hope the chancellor doesn’t suspect I’m an alt right terrorist

Fucking hell lads is it all over for >us

Attached: FB_IMG_1503823680619.jpg (620x370, 36K)

yeah mate saints are done

lol