/nfl/ coach of the year edition

america's team, the cleveland browns of america, will be on prime time at LEAST 16 games this season

Is this the real thread?

Yes

Haskins is a bust lads.

>nigger qb will be a bust

color me shocked

Bucs 0-16 in 2019

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yep
>black qb
>cant run for shit

TIL Dak's full name is Rayne Dakota Prescott.

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Another season, same old shit

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imagine the train that gets run on these sluts after practice

>season ending pregnancy

based and pusypilled

You fucking fear that boy, cause where theres Rayne, theres THUNDER... occasionally

You have a 40 year old quarterback, two diva WRs, your offensive line is falling apart, and you lost the running back who was a huge reason why Kamara was so effective. You're going back to 7-9 land.

Saints will win 10

the players just want some side pussy for the locker room thats all

Ingram didn't even play well last season and he was replaced with a similar player.

The offensive line isn't "falling apart," their Center retired, and he had an average to poor season last year, and he has two solid replacements behind him.

>two diva WRs

MT is far from the biggest diva in the league, and he can talk shit because he puts up the numbers and will only get better. They likely won't resign Dez.

Saints will win at least 11 games next season, screencap it.

Yeah, 3 preseason games and 7 regular season games

>You have a 40 year old quarterback
is that supposed to be a problem?

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Whos going to win the Herbetbowl next year? Bucs or Dolphins?

Who is the best EDGE in football?

For all the Glory!

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i made smores cupcakes

Take good care of him, Brees

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You're not stuffing them up your butt again are you? I don't get why you love that so much

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y-you promised that was between us

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/Bills Owl 2020/
Insane qt asian ex is after me again boys

Jerk off, don't give in to an ex

Send pics and ill give you sound advice on what to do

With the #2 overall pick in the 2019 Draft, the San Francisco 49ers select.... Nick Bosa, Ohio State
*the 49ers crowd in Nashville cheers*

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*blocks you're path*

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fleet would booty blast your shit team

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what are the chances that tj hockenson drops to 15

If the #49ers use their 1st Round pick to get a defensive front 7 player like Nick Bosa, Quinnen Williams, Josh Allen etc, they’ll be fielding five first-round picks on the defensive front:
-2019 (Round 1/Pick 2)
-Solomon Thomas (Round 1/Pick 3)
-DeForest Buckner (Round 1/Pick 7)
-Arik Armstead (Round 1/Pick 17)
-Dee Ford (Round 1/Pick 23)

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No arguments there pal

*drafts kyler murray.*

Anyone else here going to the Nashville draft?

I live here so yes.

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Yeah I’ll be watching it live from my home in Virginia

Based. What do you recommend for bars after the draft?

>living in Trashville
Lmao

t. cuck

Nashville is nice, Bay Area transplants aren’t

>rumors of Redskins trading up to #3 to draft haskins.

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More QBs to feed to the stadium

Is Alex Smith faneto? We know he won't be mobile anymore.

what does faneto mean

Demonbreun Street is my favorite hangout. It's along Broadway but it's far enough away from the epicentre of town that you don't get a super touristy crowd. Two Bits has been my favorite place to go, but they've knocked the wall down between themselves and Tin Roof which triggers my autism a bit since I'm not the sort of person who likes loud music.

youtube.com/watch?v=cgw7Yv8je-k

Which one is the one full of white people listening to rap desu

I still do not get it.

I honestly couldn't tell you. What I will tell you is that a lot of these places play nu-country/bro country. My friends like going to FGL House for whatever reason and it's a wonder I haven't thrown myself off the damn roof.

It means finished you fucking retard

you could have just said that.

Would be pumped as fuck to get Boss too. Armstead is kind of lame though. Been lackluster this far

I like that song tho

whats the o/u for both female coaches getting caught up in a sex scandal their first season?

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>Redskins thinking of once again trading up (probably at substantial cost) to pick a black, mobile quarterback

Why do they keep failing, /nfl/? Why don't they ever learn?

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1. haskins is not mobile, basically defeating the point of drafting a black qb.
2. dan synder and bruce allen.

wew

>tfw Cowboys fan
>tfw have had to put up with 25 years of Jerry's meddling and mismanagement
>tfw things might finally be starting to get better
>tfw my primary reason for hope is that Jerry is 76 and probably has a decade or less of life left, and Stephen has shown that he may possibly know what he's doing

Meanwhile, Snyder is 54. God, I feel sorry for Redskins fans.

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>haskins
>mobile
This is why /pol/ shitters should be banned from Yea Forums

That’s not how I get to it and die for and so much. You can get the your team back to stat sport team and you have no idea what they want. I just don’t know how much I have been a lot more of them a little.

based retarded non sequitur poster

ate philly
‘ate new york
‘ate washington
‘ate pittsburgh
‘ate san fran
‘ate houston
‘ate new englin
‘ate kaep
‘ate libruls
‘ate vince
‘ate the xfl
‘ate brits
‘ate frogs
‘ate krauts
‘ate muslims
‘ate jews
‘ate chinks
‘ate injuns
‘ate socka
‘ate canada
‘ate messico
‘ate commies
love me cowboys
love me football
love america
Simple as

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NHL does too.

Von Miller.

they should be banned from having QB's its like they sacrifice them to Snyder

>Decent job
>Went 4-12

Redskins and bengals are the worst teams in NFL
Debate me

She said best, not most overrated

cardinals

For me, it's THE Philadelphia Football Eagles, Philadelphia Baseball Phillies, Philadelphia Basketball 76ers, Philadelphia Hockey Flyers, Philadelphia Soccer Union and Philadelphia Lacrosse Wings.

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He's not trying to win games

SOON

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>raiders trade down for more picks

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Implying Jerruh isn't living until he hits the big 100

>Sloan
They literally suck off guys like Hinkie lmao. All they care about are picks and assets which yeah they’re important but not when you have gruden and mayock running your board

>cant even been good teams in the aaf

The cases are the most severe in the NFL and the people that it happens to are more well known. Then they go off to do crazier things a la Aaron Hernandez

BASED

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Mathieu Betts.

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>LAR: Lions sign RFA Malcolm Brown to offer sheet
>DET: Lions take a flier on ex-Saint Tommylee Lewis

lol bunch of losers

>Baker Mayfield arrested for suspicion of DUI in Norman Oklahoma.

The browns said they were going to the playoffs lmao @ the smoldering rubble of cleveland

>Aints signed a one-year wonder TE on the wrong side of 30 while completely ignoring their dogshit secondary
It's like they WANT to be stuck in purgatory.

I've been away from football news for a couple news. Apparently a lot of the Chiefs team is imploding due to fucking everyone being caught doing shit they aren't supposed to? Or did I miss a lot more than that?

>t. Chiefs fan

*for a couple months

Fucking autocorrect and spaghetti fingers, you giant pieces of shit.

That was like 3 years ago

Friendly reminder the Ravens are winning the AFCN again

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Ravens aren't winning shit. No more Ray Ray and dem to chimp out on defense when the Browns push your stool in, bitch nigga birds.

t. Retarded heroin addicted browns fan
Gayker Gayfield is a bust

I unironically can't tell if Gruden is a genius or a retard

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Why are all the hot women in politics Republicans?

Nice false flag nigger, but yeah, we are winning the North again.

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bitchknees got banned again, lol

Hopefully for good. What did that communist brainlet do this time?

>YFW da Burrs win the Owl this year

Lads I am excited

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Being an obnoxious piece of shit, a.k.a. every Cheatriot fan

Have sex, incels

Lol. Bradys Vagina is like the Travis Bickle of beta incels

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/pol/shits get OUT get OUT

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I'm gonna be one of those guys with a third hand source and tell you that they're actually interested in resigning Dez.

Black people

They're down Ford and Houston, who don't fit in the new 4-3, we don't know what's up with Hill and the child abuse case, but a step back for at least this year is what I expect. Still a playoff team in the end.

Forgot to say Matthieu is a younger player than Berry, but he's nowhere near the hard worker that he is. Still a hell of a safety though, but the front 7 might struggle. Forgot to mention Breeland over Nelson is a downgrade as well.

lmao at laveeon bell taking less money after holding out

go bills

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>why are you sliding
because he knows your notorious nigger chimp team has a tendency to murder white quarterbacks for no reason?

But his hip hop career!

youtube.com/watch?v=KfoZtJmZmjs

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I really hope the chiefs do add some more offensive weapons, especially in the wake of possibly losing tyreek

DK Metcalf in the draft would be nice if that happens

Based
Cheap, short term deal
No risk

he is a first rounder for sure, chiefs are too low to get him but hey it would be cool

1. Kyler Murray, QB, Arizona Cardinals
2. Quinnen Williams, DT, San Francisco 49ers
3. Nick Bosa, DE, New York Jets
4. Josh Allen, LB, Oakland Raiders
5. Montez Sweat, DE, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
6. Jonah Williams, OL, New York Giants
7. Jawaan Taylor, OT, Jacksonville Jaguars
8. Ed Oliver, DT, Detroit Lions
9. Dwayne Haskins, QB, Washington Redskins (trade with Bills)
10. Drew Lock, QB, Denver Broncos
11. Greedy Williams, CB, Cincinnati Bengals
12. TJ Hockenson, TE, Green Bay Packers
13. Jachari Polite, DE, Miami Dolphins
14. Cody Ford, OL, Atlanta Falcons
15. DK Metcalf, WR, Buffalo Bills (trade with Redskins)
16. Clelin Ferrell, DE, Carolina Panthers
17. Rashan Gary, DL, New York Giants
18. Andre Dillard, OT, Minnesota Vikings
19. Noah Fant, TE, Tennessee Titans
20. Deandre Baker, CB, Pittsburgh Steelers
21. Byron Murphy, CB, Seattle Seahawks
22. Brian Burns, DE, Baltimore Ravens
23. Chris Lindstrom, OG, Houston Texans
24. Christian Wilkins, Oakland Raiders
25. Devin Bush, LB, Philadelphia Eagles
26. Dexter Lawrence, DT, Indianapolis Colts
27. Joshua Jacobs, RB, Oakland Raiders
28. Nasir Adderley, S, Los Angeles Chargers
29. Deionte Thompson, S, Kansas City Chiefs
30. Jaylon Ferguson, DE, Green Bay Packers
31. Garrett Bradbury, C, Los Angeles Rams
32. Irv Smith Jr., TE, New England Patriots

Chefs had to know tyreek was a risk when they took him
Im sure andy has some contingency

According of you, people, he's getting banned every other day. What did he do to get banned too much frequently?

Definitely. Howie is setting them up well with all these moves to be really flexible in the draft. They can confidently take BPA, or trade around to find the guys they really like.

>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football)

Not bad, actually

>Jaylon Ferguson
Seems like he's shooting up everyone's board. What's the reasoning? I don't really get it.

damn shame we let him go, he was the most underrated chiefs receiver imo

I still think the Giants are going to take Haskins at the end of the day.

He did really well in his pro day.

He just doesn't seem very special. Solid day two pick.

since Hill is gonna be traded, where does he go

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chiefs need to stop releasing players. they would still have hunt on a 8 game suspension

Your incorrect statement aside, look at the field position and time in the game you brainlet.

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What does this swedish roleplayer have to do with this?

Roachbro's smug reaction image folder is fucking weaksauce.

Rumor is 49ers offered him more money.

Steelers grab Devin Bush in a second if it plays out like that.

help me fill it then

i like his smug look.

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Jared Cook sucks. The Aints can have his sorry ass.

it's that time of the year, /nfl/
post your mocks

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Hey you shut your whore mouth

Will the fudge packers ever be relevant again?

Would you like spuh related or general? Why do you feel the need to tripfag btw? >tf is trip enough

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theyll hoist the lombardi in 2021

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no
they'll be lions tier next decade

lel, Adderley was available for me in mid-2nd round. these big boards are still a little bit all over the place

theyll never be lions tier, their front office is too good
nice fantasies

it's a fantasy to think they'll be a contender when the window's been closing for a while now

Dude didn't live up to his insane combine numbers though
>have one of the greatest vertical leaps of anyone in the enitre world
>not trusted with jump balls like the manlet 7 inches shorters than you is

Pats
1 N Fant TE
2 K Harmon WR
2 Z Allen DE

That is all you need.

their window was closed under mccarthy, but they made moves to open it up

idk, whole general is filled with tripfags, i wanted to try it. any reaction image would be fine.

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How many running backs picked in the second half of the first round have been successful?

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Probably the same amount who have been successful when drafted anywhere else. RBs are a total fucking crapshoot.

Ingram is the most recent one that springs to mind (unless you want to count Michel), and he was kind of a late bloomer, so looks like not a lot since the position became as devalued as it is

>mccarthy was the only problem with GB
and i'm supposedly the one with the fantasies fucking kek.

Who will go 0-16 next? The lions did, the browns did, now it’s just these two left in the cursed four

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>yfw da bears win da superb owl

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Jags are closer, the Texans have a few pieces that pretty much guarantee they'll get at least a few wins each season for the foreseeable future.

Here's an eagles one

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I prefered Plastic Man when he was just crazy.

>Kaepernick and co. received less than 10 millions from the NFL as the settlement
lmao, his case did went to shit in a week

first round running backs in general don't do too great, probably mainly because most RBs bust and having the stigma of being a first round pick gives you higher expectations to clear.

First round RBs since 2009

2009:
1/12: Knowshon Moreno
1/27: Donald Brown
1/31: Beanie Wells

Best RB taken: LeSean McCoy (2/21/53)

2010:
1/9: CJ Spiller
1/12: Ryan Mathews
1/30: Jahvid Best

Best RB taken: LeGarrette Blount (undrafted)

2011:
1/28: Mark Ingram

Best RB taken: Demarco Murray (3/7/71, most rushing yards in the class), though Ingram has a case

2012:
1/3: Trent Richardson
1/31: Doug Martin
1/32: David Wilson

Best RB taken: Alfred Morris (6/3/173) or Lamar Miller (4/2/97)

2013:
No first round RBs

Best RB taken: Le'Veon Bell (2/16/48)

2014:
No first round RBs

Best RB taken: Devonta Freeman (4/3/103)

2015:
1/10: Todd Gurley
1/15: Melvin Gordon

Best RB taken: Todd Gurley (1/10/10)

2016:
1/4: Ezekiel Elliott

Best RB taken: Ezekiel Elliott (1/4/4), though the second leading rusher is Jordan Howard (5/11/150)

2017:
1/4: Leonard Fournette
1/8: Christian McCaffery

Best RB taken: Kareem Hunt (3/22/86) has the most rushing yards, Alvin Kamara (3/3/67) is probably the best player

So there are basically two, maybe three years of the last ten drafts where the best RB actually went in the first round, late or not.

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>"I don't do the scheme thing... When we look at players we look at talent. It's up to the defensive coordinator and the defensive back coaches to scheme him up. We're not in the room with the scheme. I don't know exactly what the scheme is."
Was it CTE?

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>CMC not the best

Dude IS the offense with Cam as QB

No, just retardation

>ten million dollars for getting fired
awinsawin

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that's just going off of pure rushing totals, where he's 4th behind Hunt, Mixon, and Kamara. if you include receiving yards, he moves up to 2nd behind Kamara. i'm sure the Panthers aren't upset that they have him, but in terms of value i'd much rather spend a third rounder on Kamara or Hunt than a top 10 pick on CMC, no matter how good he is.

While I believe drafting RBs in the first round isn't that much of a great idea (in this day and age), is there really a secure lock position to draft in the first round?

O-Line & Defense

danke schön mein frens

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>Less than 10 Million combined split between 2 players

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no draft prospect is ever a lock (Drew excluded), but if you're going to spend the capital of a first round pick on a player, it should really be on a much more impactful position than RB. you can get good production from guys taken in the 7th or even undrafted guys if the rest of your offense is in order. obviously a guy like Barkley or CMC or Gurley is going to be better than your midround RBs, but the drop off in production is pretty negligible if the players around the latter are good enough.

the best position to draft in the first round, in my opinion, are QB, OT/OG, DE/OLB (basically pass rush), and sometimes CB, but that's more dependent. the trenches are generally the safest place to make that pick.

CJ2K, Jonathan Stewart, Mark Ingram, Sony Michel, Shaun Alexander, Antowain Smith, Steven Jackson, Willis McGahee, Larry Johnson, Neal Anderson, John Williams, Rodney Hampton, James Brooks, Greg Bell, Ted Brown. That's from 1980 to now.

Placekicker.

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Youre out of your skull if you think kamara is better than hunt.

Has there ever been an exciting Week 17 Game 256 season finale? Colts vs Titans was so boring. Next season it better be a win or go home between the Browns and Steelers

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i’d 100% rather have Kamara than Hunt

>nips protruding, very very disrespectful

probably gonna get rescheduled after the browns lock the division in week 10 and steelers remain winless

Nah, it seems like they're usually a competition to see who is going to play the most boring wild card game. Especially when it's the NFC east ineptly flinging shit at each other again.

and i'm smoking strong out a bong

punter too
nobody understood the importance of special teams quite like Al Davis

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kinda sad he went mad(der)

>kaepernigger got under ten mil and had to split it
MY SIDES YOU GUYS

>le rodgers is a cancer meme
jeez, get some new material

They got ten million a piece.

nice fantasies fag. the slow slide into misery continues on

>throw tantrum because you're a second-string QB that's on a steady decline in your twenties
>convince liberal America that it's because of muh white privilege or some shit
>get 100m from Nike to take a picture of your face
>Also get 5 mill from NFL because teams "colluded" to not overpay a locker room cancer to be QB2 on the depth chart
Trent Richardson should have done this and he wouldn't be earning 80k in the AAF.

B-BUT HE PLAYED IN A SUPER BOWL RACIST!

Honestly this what kaepernick's done is pretty damm impressive he's got himself set for life without the risk of permanent brain damage and people actually believe he's some sort of modern day Martin Luther king to boot

>Justin Houston to colts
first impressions?

its just the shitcongo incel that shits up every /nfl/ and /mlb/ thread talking to himself

>people still care about Colin Kaepernick
I will never understand the obsession

bout damn time they used that cap space
not sure how good he'll play in a 4-3 though. didn't the choofs drop him precisely because they're going away from the 3-4 and he no longer fits the scheme?

hmm

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>bragging about ganging up on somebody and reporting them because their political opinions and Preferred football teams hurts your fee-fees
Alt-righters are so fragile

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>don’t spend any money on good free agents because “muh fiscal responsibility”
>overpay an overrated linebacker on the wrong side of 30
Never change Shittyanapolis

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Cody Ford is wishful thinking. He'd be a perfect fit, but it'll take a trade up to get him.

WRONG

Danes taking over NFL

>Alt-righters are so fragile
Everyone knows this

Not bad considering they have all that cap space, but he is a bit overpaid and isn't a perfect fit.
6/10

Nick Mullens is better t b h

>me and brady's sixth ring

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Based. Fuck that samefagging autist, genuinely one of the worst trips on the entire board

not impressive at all actually. what's REALLY impressive is the retardation of amerishits who hold him up as some civil rights icon while paying him to shit all over them.

>me and Wentz’ zero playoff wins

Will Cardinals cuck Gnats in the draft?

Colts winning the AFC

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>Colts winning the AFC
Not as long as Brady is alive and breathing

Colts address a huge need -- pass rusher -- in a big way.

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>

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Am I the only one who remembers that Houstonhasnt played 12 games in a season since 2016 and that he’s been pretty average since then as well?

Remember that time when my rammies came into the DOME and took a steaming heap of doo doo all over the >saints? Haha, good times.

Colts had 10 wins in their last 12 games.
Justin Houston had 7 sacks in his last 6 games.

I think Indy is going to be great, and Frank Reich is just getting started.

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Niners? more like NIGGERS!

>colts beat up a bunch of tin cans in 12 games
>Justin Houston had an impressive six game stretch following 3+ years of mediocrity
Wow wtf I love Indiana now

The Colts' pass rush just got a big boost.

>remember when my loser ass faggot no history having team needed refball to win lol haha
Fucking kill yourself faggot nigger

:^)

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remember when they got dabbed on by Brady

Since 2016, Justin Houston holds the fourth-highest pressure percentage among edge defenders.

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FUCK YOU

>Aaron Donald
>Dolphins

What did he mean by this

>Since 2016
That says since 2006

he wanted to try out that dolphin pussy he heard so much about

not just Yea Forums, he also posts on Yea Forums with his trip and he only posts on off-topic /pol/ threads.

Wentz will silence the haters this season, screencap this.

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2016

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Roll for a team, complete a mock draft for them

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give me memes

roll

>Roll 45
What do

Add the last three digits
gets packers, gets rams

it's a mixture, chiefs payed him way too much and he is really injury prone

Gimme

Houston was the 4th highest rated passer rusher last year by PFF

what is the state of the united states, for someone who hates all sports.

I am looking for a state where people prefer to be fat and sedentary, rather than see or do some sport

in simpler words: a place in the United States, where to take refuge until there is a state where your only professional sports franchise is a Major League Soccer team

My gaschamber

why would cincy take a corner when they just re-signed Dennard? They have cb depth. They're taking the LSU linebacker

Fuck off spic

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They'll have to trade up if they want White because the Lions will take him if they don't

let's do this shit

lel, already done

them? trading up? yep, not happening

Colts are the new Bengals in that they're paper tigers who look good in the regular season but everyone still knows they'll flounder soon as we hit the divisional round of playoffs.

colts can win some playoff games. Can they win an afc championship? Probably not

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I hate my dad, preps, girls that reject nice guys, and the Colts.

Chubby Hoosier fingers typed this post

>*goes 19-0 in you're path*

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>No history
They have the Fearsome Foursome, Jack Youngblood, Elroy Hirsch, Kevin Greene, Waterfield, Gillman, Brocklin, and TGSOT
(granted all that only got them 3 points lol)

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Maybe if they bench him for bortles

Dainty feminine urbanite hands typed this post

Back of the line, fag

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REMINDER: the Rams do not belong in LA and nobody here gives a single fuck about them since we are Raiders nation.

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>zero TD passes, an INT, 78 QBR
>dabbed on
Absolute state of (you)

did he get a ring or did he not get a ring

>3 (three) total points
oh no no no no no LMAO

He legit looks like a retard.

>Game winning drive going 4/4 65 yards
You've gotta stop

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Check'd

Compared to Goof's more impressive 0 TD/1 INT 16.4 QBR right?

In 1972, the Miami Dolphins made it to the Super Bowl and lost badly. In fact, they only scored three (3) points the entire game! The next season however? They made back to the Super Bowl and they won! Not only did they win, they also capped off a perfect season! Now doesn’t that sound familiar? If not, it will one year from now.

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>ultimate system babby gets carried to a ring by belicheck yet again
Terrible Patsfags are terrible

>gets his ass handed to him by the defense all game, and only when the defense tires out is his geriatric ass is only able to complete FOUR throws
Meanwhile Cooks kept dropping TD passes left and right. Not Goffs fault

faveLAoid cope

Could it be?

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SIX
RINGS
BABY

montez sweat had a discovered heart condition no way he goes top 5

steelers fan?

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>Raiders
1.4 DE Josh Allen
1.24 TE TJ Hockenson
1.27 OG Cody Ford
2.35 RB Josh Jacobs
4.107 WR Stanley Morgan Jr
BPA rest of the way

2017
>jobbed in divisional round
2018
>jobbed in conference championship
>2019
Jobs in owl

>His argument is that Donald, Suh, Talib, and Peters got Rope-a-Dope'd by a 41 year old vegan
OHNONONONONOOOOOOO

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Based and Rampilled

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don't know too much about Morgan, but if y'all manage to get the rest of those guys, it would be an A+ draft

Samefag

Cleveland Browns: GM John Dorsey’s biggest success was adding defensive end Olivier Vernon and superstar wide receiver Odell Beckham Jr. in the trade with the New York Giants. Adding Sheldon Richardson at defensive tackle gives the Browns one of the most talented defensive lines in the game. All of a sudden, the Browns are being picked to win the AFC North. Grade: A

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(you)

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Obvious shoop is obvious

9 1 6 0 7 1 3 0

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AFC NORTH

Browns: With Odell Beckham joining Jarvis Landry and Baker Mayfield, the Browns are now legit. Imagine that. It’s going to be a fun season in Cleveland.

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ugh, I need to remember my trip

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>trade super bowl mvp quarterback
>decide to start meme dual threat qb
>sign washed up often injured meme dual threat qb as his backup

O I AM LAFFIN

they arent the brightest franchise when it comes to offense

Translation: your fear of the 2019 Ravens is keeping you up at night and making you drink

Afraid of what exactly

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Ravens have the best QB-RB duo in the nation for one, both Heisman-winners to boot. And the back up QB won a Heisman too

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Let's not act like Flaccid wasn't washed up, but it's hilarious either way to me since Elway fell for the bait

Be happy if the lambs get a wild card next season

Can't wait to drop 50 on you in your own stadium.

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>hyping up lamar jackson ever
RGIII is better than that retard

Qb RB duo? Sony Michel and Brady, Rodgers and Jones, Goff and Gurley, Brees and Kamara, Ryan and Freeman, Cam and CMC, Dak and Zeke, Mayfield and Chubb, Mahomes and Williams are literally all better than those two retards. Unless of course, by QB/RB duo they mean literally two rbs where the QB is basically an RB, then cam and CMC are better.

Pro tip: Lamar has a 6-1 record as starting QB for the Ravens

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This man comes up to you and slaps your ass with a belt, wat do?

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You literally have to go back to the 90s to find the last Hiesman winner that won a Super Bowl. That college award doesn’t mean shit anymore now that it’s just given to the qb who racks up the most rushing yards and passing yards.

kick his kneecap in

>better QB-RB duo
Mahomes-whatever running back the Chiefs happen to have starting since the franchise is blessed with always finding elite RB talent

Pretty much what I've been saying since Hunt got cut, it was a secret blessing for them since one of two things will eventually happen, which are a big contract and or an injury with the way he plays.

Punch the ball out.

Thanks to the user who recommended I get the NFL pass for twenty bucks in order to get acquainted with my team by watching their 2018 season in VOD. Great piece of advice

Wtf could she be teaching them

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How to eat the pussy.

i want bradysknee to stop samefagging relentlessly offtrip

>assistant strength and conditioning coach
I mean that makes sense, she might not be as personally able as a man would be, but at levels like these coaching probably is highly knowledge-based and a trained kinestheseologist or however you spell it probably knows a lot of theory about the best way to get these guys in shape
>the other one is an assistant defensive line coach
lmfao wut

she assists the defensive line by letting them rail her before a game

you know i don't usually like calling QBs system QBs but Goff....man he really needs to learn how to play QB on his own. needs to stop having McVay hold his hand every game

kek

McVay won't be around after this 2-14 season.

Christian Okoye
Marcus Allen
Larry Johnson
Priest Holmes
Jamaal Charles
Kareem Hunt

yea im thinking the chiefs will be fine at rb

To take screens and dump offs? Still would take hunt

probably gonna blow another 1st rounder on a RB, or make Carlos Hyde some sort of God

Hyde is good, not god.

Im guessing a 90% chance a db is taken 1st. 100% a defensive player. This is gonna be another draft of all defense.

I wouldnt be surprised if bausby or reaser are called up from the aaf too

Anyone got that picture of the tik tok girl and it shows off his Adams apple?

there is absolutely no way they'll spend a first on a rb

>probably gonna blow another 1st rounder on a RB
are you fucking retarded?

You know remember Colts and Cardinals legend Ryan Lindley

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it's impressive that a postseason that started with the Ryan Lindley Cardinals playing the sub .500 Panthers gave us maybe the best SB of all time

California

>his

He's not an actual Chiefs fan. All real Chiefs fans know we don't draft 1st rounders - we go for Day 2 guys or free agents and turn them into Ring of Honor candidates, statistically speaking

McVay has enough credit to keep his job after a losing season. Anyways, as much as I like the idea, the lambs will not going 2-14. They'll fight for a Wild Card spot (and hopefully they'll not made it)

>*ahem*

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Raiders are in the same boat and possibly Jets. Bills in consideration too

Do you think the kiwi cuck will ever see this image again from his 6'x8'?

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It wasn't our Kiwi, he hates Brady, and every white supremacist loves Brady.

Dolphins are going to flop very hard next season

Settle in Alaska and freeze to death, spic

Everybody who hates pedophilia hates Brady

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oh no no no no nono

24 million for 2 years. Man houston is a good guy but he can't stay healthy. I"m sorry colts, but why would you chew up nearly 10 percent of your cap room for that

That's a good point. As much as I love to be white, I have no problem with blacks, but I can't stand pedophiles and degenerates

>It's okay to like the 50 black child and wife-beaters, but it's not okay to like a guy who cares for his son and shows affection.

I smell a rat.

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maybe new mexico lol. that's all i got.

>puts 10 men in the box in your path

why is it always the Pats fans that unironically share these cringey facebook memes

>i swear officer, i was just showing that baby my affection by shoving my cock down its throat

What would it feel like to get fingerbanged by the lead guitarist of dragonforce?

Go ravens!

Idk but the cadence of the text reminds me a speech of Father Comstock in Bioshock Infinite

How long does erin gaygers have left? Or is it already over?

He will never see the playoffs again

5 more years if his collarbones hold together

packers won't sniff the playoffs the rest of his career tbqh

You'd die

AIDS it's like a chronic disease nowadays, even totally curable in some cases. He's going to be fine.

Malcolm Terel Butler

Will the fudge packers draft a QB this season?

Haskins

He's going to be fine too, he's stuck in that soulless franchise that Tits are, but hey... he'll always be remembered for that interception. It hurts as a Hawks fan but it's time to close that chapter

First three words that come to mind?

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Honestly? Absolute shocking disbelief

>and it is...

BIG BLACK COCK

Sorry your dad was a deadbeat pos

havent seen him round here in a while

Thank fucking God

fuck again? cmon

Read: Niggers

>Ethan Horton
>Paul Palmer
>Harvey Williams
>Greg Hill
>Larry Johnston
It was mostly a meme but dont act like the chiefs are not known for drafting RBs first round. Especially in the early days

Foles will always be my QB

\o/
9
/|\

up yours buddy

So how long until we start getting all kinds of unnecessary analytics about ball speed during NFL games?

cfl.ca/2019/03/21/new-wilson-x-pro-ball-brings-next-level-analytics-combine/

First Name Russell

meh.

If belichick had a daughter and treated her the same way he treats his son, they'd be hired fast. Probably someones daughter or sister. In all honesty I'd put more weight behind a female coach than a male coach, seeing how most male coaches hired these days have brain damage (I wish I was joking).

So who'd you rather hire, the daughter of some coach who spent 20 years learning the systems or some brain damaged player who just got the spot because of connections from being a player.

that's the choice these days. Brain Damage or female

here's the source on the brain damage
nytimes.com/interactive/2017/07/25/sports/football/nfl-cte.html

out of 111 brains, 1 didn't have significant brain damage. So like I said, hire a male former player, he's got brain damage.

Cheating Cheated Cheatriots

small white penis

Superbowl 54, Miami Gardens Florida

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thats the most spic sounding name i've ever seen. yikes

Well of course I they say that NOW. the Bears did not make the championship by a hair and it's a few weeks away from the NFL draft and the Raiders have like 4 first round picks. Obviously the sheer hype is on the side of the Raiders at this point.

Just a reminder if i catch any of you rams fags wearing thay fucking leva jersey in east LA, south gate, or HP, ur gettin 2 holes in the chest. Fuck out of my city putas

i brain damaged your mum last night

You won't do shit vato, scared to square up i hope i run into you teach you a lesson little man hahahaha

Come to the 213 talkin that shit white boy see what happens puta

LA was a mistake

nola.com/saints/2019/03/saints-to-sign-cornerback-return-specialist-marcus-sherels.html

Does this bother you, Vikings fans?

we're still here

Can't wait to hear how many miles per hour everything on the field is moving at.

>that ball had ___ spins per second!

draftin and stuff

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Johnny Manziel isn't quitting either... not quitting at playing QB is nothing special. Look at the QBs playing in the AAF other than Johnny Manziel: Christian Hackenberg (2ndR pick 2016 NFL Draft), Garrett Gilbert (6thR pick 2014 NFL Draft), Aaron Murray (5thR pick 2014 NFL Draft), Matt Simms (undrafted 2012 out of Tennessee), Logan Woodside (7thR pick 2018 NFL Draft), etc

And look at all the QBs playing 2nd string in the NFL that haven't quit

etc

Is josh rosen a bust?

8-ball says: very likely

Yes. Worst throwing arm of the decade's 1st Round QBs. Having a shitty O-Line doesn't help, but I knew he was overrated for a long time.

>jewish athletes
definitely

>drafted by the Cardinals

Yes.

I'm sure the cardinals will sniff out a good team to trade him to

Careful, user.

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Please don’t post domestic terror groups.

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I mean, he's not wrong. Just because he sucks doesn't mean they don't suck too.

Baker and Saquon dont suck

Baker won't work out because the Browns are never allowed to have anything good.
You are right about Saquon though.

The browns had a dynasty in the 60’s, they can win shit

dont let old gay and ratbirds seething tell you likes about mayGOD
he will be elite

The old browns are the ravens. The zombie wearing the skin of the browns is not.

rosen is garbage. i literally never heard of him until everyone suddenly started spouting that he was the most nfl ready qb. well guess what he wasn't. don't spout the offensive line bs. luck had a shitty line and did fine minus the horrible injury

haha holy fuck

Top 10 anime betrayals

top fucking kek, the Saints have literally signed 3 vikings free agents already.

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Name something that can stop the Giants from going 20-0 this season.
Pro tip: You can’t.

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*blocks your path*

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Will erin gaygers retire this year?

This is Eli Manning, the only starting quarterback to ever defeat Tom Brady in the superbowl. Say something nice about him.

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He threw for over 4000 yards and had his lowest interception percentage last year!

Can't spell elite with eli.

*wins the AFCN*

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Bengals are a legitimate contender for Tua in 2020

Sorry sweetie, that would be the Ravens.

>giants fans are still living in 2012
grim

i really hate seeing good players going to absolute shithouses like the bengals or redskins or jaguars

no bulli jaggies

Literally who?

>chasing an sb
don't the Vikings have one of the highest paid QBs in the league? surely they are a contender too with such an elite guy under center?

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>throws for 4k and change
>low int
>people want to unironically trade him for the jew or kyler "I lie about my height" Murray.

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What does it mean when I say:
Cheating
Prostitution
Human slavery
What team comes to mind?

All of them 2bqh.

Ole Miss Rebels

the Washington Redskins

>ha ha ha

ill-advised playcall

Keep crying about 'muh system qb' faggot. They won and no amount of whining can change that.
Go ahead and make whatever excuses you want to make, and talk all the bullshit you want about Tom Brady making his best throws late in games because of defenses tiring out.

Sounds to me like an experienced veteran in his respective sport who knows when to take his shots, and uses patience/timing to his advantage.
You just want to try and simplify the argument, because you're still upset that the Patriots won their sixth Superbowl.

deflategate

How many big FA moves left before we have nothing to talk about til draft?

>6 asterisks
Fixed. lol 18-1

The Giants are going to pick Haskins and a bust WR in the first round, and I am going to laugh.

>page 5
C'mon guys, we're capable to shitpost more and better than this

28-3 was a FAR more embarrassing choke than 18-1

I got you senpai...
>*ahem*
/Bills Owl 2020/

No!

Lately, for me, it's Elle Fanning.

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I like you... but your taste in wamen is absolute shit.

I’m so tired

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I have class though!!!

Well, it's kinda subjective

kek

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She's cute
Take some random goth chick

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rolling

That's a weird way to spell browns

Eli is my favorite non-Bears player. I hope he has a good last year in the league.

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Fuck off spic

I think I did ok

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The last 2 out of 3 times the NFCE and AFCE lay each other Eli won a Super Bowl, they play each other again next season, believe in memes and it'll happen

For me, its Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr.

Eli is done

>edelman

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The 2019 browns will be unstoppable on offense. They have so many good options that they can exploit the weaknesses of every defense they play.
>Playing the a good secondary?
Run them into the ground with Chubb/Johnson/Hunt
>Playing a trash secondary?
Mayfield throws dragons to OBJ and Calloway while Landry burns them underneath
>Playing a good pass rush?
Mayfield is great at quick throws and is DANGEROUS when throwing on the run

Feels good to finally be excited for the upcoming season

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Absolutely patrician choice.

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Massively (massively) overrated.

>“My favorite football player is Jason Kelce, so going up against him is going to be crazy. I’ve looked up to him, I’ve watched everything he does,” Williams said. “He’s the real deal. I’ve gone against a lot of centers, and I watch Jason Kelce film, study him, learn his technique, learn the things he does, and then I can defeat other centers. . . . He’s my favorite player.”
Based. I like this guy.

My favorite football player is Tom Brady, and since he kisses his son on the mouth, i know i have a shot at sleeping with him.

Whos the best quarterback in madden rn? No MUT shit

I don't think he's overrated. Everyone knows about his limited skills, but the guy works hard and due to this he's capable to achieve great things. I kinda admire him for that.

Unironically cam newton

Sooo not really experienced with football here (I played cross country my entire life), but I’ve been lurking some and need to pick football up for social reasons. I kinda like the patriots, is it okay to support them? From maryland so it’s not like I exactly have an official state team or anything.

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this thread is nearly two days old, you should be ashamed of yourselves

Rude.

>maryland
You're doomed. You have to pick either Redskins (hopelessly terrible) or Baltimore (shit and will never be as good as they think they are).

why does a central american root for the bears?

So exactly what is wrong with the Eagles wanting to see Thanksgiving games hosted by teams that have won something in the last 20 years?

the proposal was to make it so the Lions and Cowboys don't have two guaranteed Thursday home games every year. it's incredibly unfair to make other teams consistently travel on a short week while those two always get home games. who cares about some shit from the 50s.

>like to BTFO liberals
Redskins
>like to BTFO conservatives
Ravens
Those are your two options.

start the fucking draft already

For me its mahomey

He's a student of the game, nice.

first year fan

THE CARDINALS ARE ON THE CLOCK

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yeah I'm thinkin TE

too bad they wont have someone capable of building a schematic advantage

>same team
>different offenses

Are the 3-13 cardinals really worse than the 0-16 browns?

those signify where the player is best used, not anything about the team itself

>cheating
Patriots
>prostitution
Patriots
>human slavery
Every NBA team

haven't played in a couple years but all my offensive lineman would end up getting thousands of points at the end of every year and end up high 80s overall at least, no matter where I drafted them.

literally the only thing you need to look for when drafting OL in madden is their combine. if they're high on the bench press, they'll be good.

>not taking Clayton

>From maryland so it’s not like I exactly have an official state team
Shitty b8 m8

tbf who would want to root for the Gayvens

ded sport

GREEEEN 19 GREEN NINET-OH FUCK

It should be Mahomes/Wilson/Wentz/Rodgers(?) etc. Basically good throw power/accuracy and some speed.

virginia lol

West Virginia
Inb4 Country Roads

don't talk shit about the Old Dominion

500

mak new thread

nyet

it's treason, then

Then root for the redskins, duh. They’re both in Maryland

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