/copalib/ - EL CIELO RESPLANDECE A MI ALREDEDOR edition

fuck a.nal

The first national champion

go bay my cum

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooolll

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rip Platense

We hardly knew ya

eh, it was alright

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egg

FT @ Salta
Tucumanchester 1-0 P L A T E N S E

bad luck for the squid who dominated the entire match but couldnt score
good news: curuchet wasn't injured this time
bad news: ruiz is still married to borrego

FUCKING MANLETS, I SWEAR OF GOD

fuera Garnero

>ruiz is still married to borrego
ayyy

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>dominated
You're pushing it user, it was fairly even (Tucumán could've scored a few more goals as well) up until the 20 to 25th minute of the 2nd half, where our stamina completely depleted and we got lucky we didn't get mauled by them. And fucking Vega for Curuchet, SERIOUSLY????

too soon user
too soon

Don't forget to rate the snacks

>conmebol bullshit
I'm eating tropeiro before the game starts and literally drinking water during the game, I bet they won't even have sellers with tablito for 7 reais.

you said it, Platense was the best until the stamina went down, we lost 3 or 4 easy goals, they scored in a lucky play, etc., etc.
good thing is the players seemed to be in level with at least a midtable Superligarcha team

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>file isn't named esquadrao mortal

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Dinoleague update

>Rampla Juniors and Nacional, the first teams to sack their DTs, Rosario Martinez and Alvaro Gutierrez, their new DTs respectively
>Fenix is the current leadyer of Apertura (13pts, 1 above Peñarol and Cerro Largo)
>Wanderers spent a total of 2 million pesos on fixing their stadium, increasing the capacity up to 15.000, adding LED screen, fixing grass, trollbars and away lockerrooms and repairing the already existing stands, at least we won´t see the Luis Franzini for 10th time this year

Wow, Energy Drink FC is going to win the Paulista? WTF Brazil?

nobody really cares about state championships lad

Welp... Ferroviário just got creamed 6x2.
Here's the peanut gallery insulting the squad, the coach, the staff, and pretty much everyone involved with Ferroviário in some way.

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Even Tutuba?

Ferroviário x Platense fucking when?

Fortunately no. Only the dead were spared from the rain of insults.

JUST

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Dr Conmebol

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>Sampaoli

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Still gonna make santos great again

>le "it doesn't matter that we concede 4 if we score 5" team

>CONCACAF and CONMEBOL executives are meeting to discuss the possibility of merging qualifiers and the Copa America with the Gold Cup

If you do not let us come back, we will be coming for you

Ugh, we'd rather invite worst korea and egypt next year

>merging qualifiers
what's the point
>Copa America + Gold Cup
nice idea. it's always fun kicking mexico's ass
and seeing mexicans never win a title ever again

>what's the point
With a 48 teams WC FIFA is thinking it's kind of pointless having a SA Qualifier where more than the 50% gets in

Another 7-0 doesn't sound bad
t. Osorio.

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it would be a lot harder for you guys to qualify though

>Moshi moshi Dominguez? Yes, that brazilian over there, he thinks there's a DT better than me in America, could you possibly...? Oh... don't you think that is a bit too much? No. It's alright, perfect then, bye.

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Mornin' frens
Have you already listened to copalib final gabigol's gol?
twitter.com/Fla2MilGr4u/status/1108492525575327744?s=19

fuck anyone who isnt atletico mg

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Don't ever reply to me again.

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>same amount of points in the first round as last year's apertura, unbeaten
don't worry franjeadobro, this albañiles league is in the bag
now libertadores, that is a bit worrying to be honest

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LADS

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But Boca said "por ahora no"

>hues playing at boca again
pretty based desu

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#TEMERLIVRE

AO AO AO
ABASTECE O AVIAO

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PRESO POLITICO
politica.estadao.com.br/blogs/fausto-macedo/temer-preso/

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Fora Siloe!!!!

>nothin personal kiddo

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Pls root for el Guander today, reminder that the Peruvians are altitute shitters that only get far by making people play in the clouds.

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>pesos

Dollars mate

Chilebros, post some Señor PFs for my folder.

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>naming your pet Señor PedóFilo
sasuga chile

Shut up and fuck off OR post paraguayan supermarket memes.

FUCK you buddy

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based and corporationsbtfopilled

based paraguay

literally "mickey from paraguay" (brazilian bros will understand)

we all do

Ooh baby

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Based country of bootlegs

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For me, it's

>Cerro

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twitter.com/GolCaracol/status/1108798175962292224
>Nicolas Gallo
Get ready for refball

I know right, how dare they play at home?

but he can't even sprint without getting injured

Fuck Mauro Cezar and fuck sports journalism. Bunch of thin-skinned commie faggots.

twitter.com/jms789_/status/1108487812330983424?s=19

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sulamiranda is broadcasted on Directv Sports, right?¿

Yes, here.

Pls watch wander

I'm trying but I can't find the way. My last hope is rojadirecta

MA
CA
LU
SO

holy macaluso and his bold anger

streamuruguay5.blogspot.com/2017/04/vtv-uruguay.html

>6 minutes in
>2-0
this is gonna be fun
good day for being a bohemio

CHILENO CHILENO CHILENO

Some are on ESPN here

gracia bo

Bald*

Gimnasia X Def. de Belgrano de Villa Ramallo for /coparg/ now.

BENNULTIES in 30 bings

>Virgasia
user...

2 goals

2 benulties not called.

WTF IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 4-0 ALREADY

>18-20yo boy plays very well in one season
>team immediatly sells to Europe

Is it only here that this happens?

>is the richest market in south america where we actually get to play our youngsters instead of selling them when they're 14 the only place where this happens?

Already here too

>All those passes

Damn is this really Uruguayan football

Vamos Anfofagasta, al empate.

I say this because back then most of our champions were from Brazilians teams and not europe.
Nowadays 90% of our NT plays in Europe.

> not selling them at 14 at inflated prices to launder money

Didn't watch the first half, who's playing better Antofagasta or Flu?

fuck off, Mauro is based. The sportv guys are the commie ones

>gets a man fired for insulting him on Twatter
>based

NO ERA

*tapetão intensifies*

PAY THE SÉRIE B

yes

based

NO ERA

>ANTOFALOMBIA
ANTOFALOMBIA
>ANTOFALOMBIA
ANTOFALOMBIA
>ANTOFALOMBIA
ANTOFALOMBIA

ANTOFAPASTA 1 - 1 >FLU

Rate my crest /copalib/

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> flu

i like this one better

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>macaluso is already punching people
>he has to prove himself after chickening out with onion
expect more chimpouts

why are both cobreteams feminists?

C O P P E R

That's the copper alchemic symbol, m8

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wtf? I love copper now

Huracan (fake) is playing better than Huracan (shit).

>you now remember PSN

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>he'll come after every shitposter and get them fired

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i'm from the time where we could shit on a person's entire being on orkut but still, if i have my employers name attached to my social media account, I would stop acting like a 12 year old

Pots for 2nd round so far

Pot 1:
>3rd Group A: Palestino (CHI)
>3rd Group B: Deportivo Lara (VEN)
>3rd Group C: Olimpia (PAR)
>3rd Group D: LDU Quito (ECU)
>3rd Group E: Zamora (VEN)
>3rd Group F: Melgar (PER)
>3rd Group G: Deportes Tolima (COL)
>3rd Group H: Rosario Central (ARG)
>Atletico Nacional (COL)
>Caracas (VEN)
>Macara (ECU) 6pts +4
>Botafogo (BRA) 6pts +4
>Deportivo Santani (PAR) 4pts +2
>Fluminense (BRA) 4pts +1
>Liverpool (URU) 4pts +1
>Royal Pari (BOL) 3pts +-0

Pot 2:
>Corinthians (BRA) 2pts +-0
>River Plate (URU) 2pts +-0
>Union La Calera (CHI) 2pts 0+-
>Deportivo Municipal (PER) 0-3 Colon (ARG)
>Nacional Potosi (BOL) 0-1 Zulia (VEN)
>Wanderers (URU) 2-0 Sport Huancayo (PER)
>Union (ARG) 2-0 Independiente del Valle (ECU)
>Union Española (CHI) 1-1 Mushuc Runa (ECU)
>Independiente CG (PAR) 0-0 La Equidad (COL)

From now on, teams yet to debut
>Independiente (ARG) - Binacional (PER)
>Rionegro Aguilas (COL) - Oriente Petrolero (BOL)
>Argentinos Juniors (ARG) - Estudiantes de Merida (VEN)
>UTC (PER) - Cerro (URU)
>Universidad Catolica (ECU) - Colo-Colo (CHI)
>Mineros de Guayana (VEN) - Sol de America (PAR)
>Deportivo Cali (COL) - Guarani (PAR)

About to play against gringos.

Tell that to Mauro Cezar himself

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>America vs Atletico FC

damn... it's over for us america bros

>JUSTofagasta

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Goddamit i'm fucking boomer

Joke's on him, I'm unemployed.

>Bolivian team winning outside their mountains

based

They are from Santa Cruz. They are probably much higher right now.

> Santa Cruz de la Sierra: 400 msnm
> Rio Negro: 2000 msnm
wew

>ynr Lucas Mugni

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(Tú)

Frends, i'm a cousin of Gastón Togni (Defensa and Justicia player that's injured).
Batista (doctor of the seleccion) wanted to charge Defensa 500.000 pesos for the surgery, but they didn't want to pay for it.
Togni's sister (my cousin), after seeing his brother one month lying on the bed, decided to call Holan (Togni is formerly an Independiente player a prestamo) to see if he could help him, because Defensa doesn't wanna have anything to do with the surgery.
So Holan told her to wait 48 hours and he would give her an answer. The good news is he found a solution, another doctor (Holan's) is gonna do the surgery and Independiente will pay for it. Thank god.

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I just wanted to share it with the world since i can't do anything about it

>Southamerican Sub 17 in Peru

Group A
Chile
Perú
Bolivia
Ecuador
Venezuela

>Group B
Brazil
Uruguay
Argentina
Paraguay
Colombia

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Southamerican Sub 17 in Peru By Conmebol©

it's tru look it up on twitter, Defensa let my cousin to rot and Independiente payed for the surgery

>world cup in Brazil
>hopefully BH is a host
gon be nice

Ecuador, Chile, Venezuela, Uruguay, Colombia and Paraguay passes, to Brasil WC, Chile, Paraguay, Ecuador & Uruguay

>Brazil
>Uruguay
>Argentina
Oh yeah, time to suffering

Why are (most) sports journos fucking commies? I don't get it, maybe it's some tv thing?

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Well, at least he's making the game more interesting

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mind games by based mugni

Thank god I haven’t given a shit about my NT for a long time now.

no tienen obra social o algo así?
paying 500.000 for a surgery doesn't exist, even a public hospital would do it for free

big if true

It's their target demographic

based rey de copas working you into shoot dementia

t. jefe de prensa de independiente

Teams are supposed to cover any medical assistance you need. Doing otherwise is dick move.

wtf i love indepebete now

Happy day lads

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big if true

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este partido va a ser un embole, ya lo veo

based

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Can't wait to watch Helibelton marking Son.

FM tier friendlies and that's a good thing

Lads, what do you think about Boca Juniors?

Riquelme and Palermo

Perro caca

Woke

For a moment i thought it was just a arg-bra-uru thing, but then I realised colombia and paraguay are also there, which are arguably the next most "successful" nations.

The only thing I could argue is Chile. But maybe that's their actual plan. Maybe they are planning on a Chile-Peru ultimate face off

The good ol days of "[nt manager], [local league player] es argentino"

My internet is finally back
Vasco

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Vasco

Frends, I am a cousin of John Viafara (ex-player of Once Caldas that's arrested).
John Ferney Batista Grisales (lawyer of the ex-players of the national team) wanted to charge 100,000,000 pesos for the case, but they didn't want to pay for it.
Viafara's sister (my cousin), after seeing her brother one day lying in the jail bed, decided to call Dayro Moreno (he was once a player of Once Caldas) to see if he could help him, because
la Seleccion Colombia does not want to have anything to do with cocaine.
So Dayro told her to wait 48 hours and he would give him an answer. The good news is that he found a solution, another lawyer (Dayro's) is going to defend him in court and Once Caldas will pay for it. Thank
God.

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youtube.com/watch?v=CCpdaM7nLkk

Basco

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OH NO NO NO JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAAAAAAAA

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Perro Caca beats B.

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>this downfall since Marcelo Tinelli fucked off from argentine football altogether

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Memes aside, why are San Lorenzo struggling so much these days? They can't even pay players well now, what the fuck, this is happening in the same decade that they won a Copa Libertadores

he's still the vice-president

oh, that's even funnier then

this is Macri punishing Tinelli and Lammens for trying to get into politics

Macri also fucked River with the sponsor, and was responsible for the zona liberada at River which moved the final to Madrid

>The state of paranoid gayinas

They lose a Libertadores with our Ajax.

Not a gayina, I bet bragarnik is behind all this

I really really like this club

>They can't even pay players well now,
They did, they are being punished for a SAF technicality

Once Caldas

>

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Brazil vai se preparar para o peru na copa enfrentando uma Checa amistosa

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Vai tomar no cu, Carlos.

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Carlos pls

> proud of eleven hotsprings for being the only non narco libertadores champion of Colombia
> now this
I didn't want to be the one to point out this, but Colombia, you have a problem. This is an intervention now

>but Colombia, you have a problem
For 200 years, yeah, and I don't think it's going to end soon.

>Argentina

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AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL
MY EMPIRE OF DIRT
I WILL LET YOU DOWN
I WILL MAKE YOU HURT

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Ricky centu in fox radio lads

Unas ganas de pisarla y encarar...

U17:

7 minutes

Uruguay 2-0 Argentina

>not even 10 minutes
>already 0-2
Are >we going to become a meme nation at all levels?

>going to

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ok?

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PONELO A ARMANI LA PUTA QUE TE PARIO
PONELO A ARMANI LA PUTA QUE TE PARIO
PONELO A ARMANI LA PUTA QUE TE PARIO

Ayyyy lmao

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kek, what team is that keeper from?

the 1st one is also the same spaghetti all over

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Sudamericano started already? These things are not promoted enough

Where the hell did so many commie LARPers came from?

top fucking lel
the absolute state of future Argentina teams

el feni no baja

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> argentia 1-3 venezuela
I'm missing everything today, why so early?

It was in Madrid

ALLAHU
AKBAR

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>Sudamericano started already?
It didn't, this was just a practice match.
The real deal starts on sunday.

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globoesporte.globo.com/futebol/times/vasco/noticia/apos-choque-no-treino-e-perda-breve-da-consciencia-pikachu-e-vetado-do-jogo-contra-o-bangu.ghtml

>Pikachu fainted

qué ganas de matar a millones de venezolanos a dronazos...
twitter.com/search?q=dudamel politizado&src=tren

I'd be EXTREMELY disapointed if the dude he crashed against isnt called roca or brock or something like that

He's not going to like his owner anymore

Pokebola

0/10

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copalib bots hehehhe t

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based

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I'm very disappointed after noticing those are some guys in the background and not shrek ears

I have a wedding tomorrow at 5.30 and can't canchapost
Glad to see other dinos getting carrascopilled

lolno

San Lorenzo fucked up. It's not that they didn't pay, everybody does that. It's that they faked a DECLARACION JURADA, and when asked to rectify, they tried to fake it AGAIN.

That's a CLASS A infraction that theoretically means disaffiliation. Their only getting a 6 points deduction is the real deskball.

>team loses on its debut
>"esto recien empieza"

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They are always there

Just saw a perro caca running down the street with a porker's head in his mouth.

I really like that perro, I hope he's not getting into troubles.

vasco

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Chasco

Vasco is shit, just like every carioca club.

vasco starter pack

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Fiasco

Godoy Cruz vs Deportivo Armenio for Copa Argentina today

kek

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>Marruecos no lo vera jugar
what a pussy

whats the story on the wombat that appears to dug up his way to the field?

This was decided long before that match, but ok

that was stated like weeks ago tho

They said they have "arguments to turn over the decision" so checkmate, atheist

I didn't know, I apologize for my autism

It's ok
We also lost Pity Martinez, so I'm rooting for Morocco, fuck this team

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since no player complained, i assume their argument is something like "no damage was done". newell's got it worse last year, and they were forgiven before lanus complained.

also lammens is saf's vice president, they are probably getting away with it

lol

globoesporte.globo.com/futebol/selecao-brasileira/ao-vivo/falha-na-selecao.ghtml
occasional reminder that this is the best coverage

pity martinez is the little nigger who spend half the time diving and the other half crossing the ball like an amateur?

youtube.com/watch?v=gLGNZ4F4UrE

FORA TITE

what about the cat

Futebol pífio, patético, depressivo, sonolento. Tou doido pra acabar a porra da data fifa, time insuportável. Tite vá pro inferno, não te suporto mais, seu filha da puta, burro do caralho.

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Guise are they going to make it

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Congo football doesn't stop.
Pasto - Millonarios in 1 bong
Cucuta - Nacional after

literally 5 days later in the same stadium

since >we're probably going to lose on tuesday, here's how Argentina did against Morocco in 1994
youtube.com/watch?v=fElyhd-HPtw

At least post the complete matches from today:

Oil Alliance - Casi
Lechona - Magdalena United

youtu.be/sce6ASLLJrI?t=211
here's the other match, from 2004

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>chilel lost 1-3 against mexico
>we are playing just as shit as his first day as chilel manager
fuck this guy, seriously

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>USA next
This is where he'll turn it all around

He'll be back in a.nal at the end of the year.

Rate our away shirt
We france now

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fucking wew

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It looks like USA, and your flag is Texas!

USA USA USA

it reminds me to this one

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you america now

CHILEL
EXPOSED

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Not so bad for an away shirt desu.
I was wondering yesterday how to add stuff to the red shirt without looking tacky, like the rebook 98' shirt

>rebook 98' shirt
probably my favorite chile kit

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Agüero's brother was arrested for letting a man rape a minor.
Let's remember that Martin Benitez let his fellow team member, Alexis Zárate, rape his girlfriend when he was "asleep" and then tried to cover everything. Also Independiente's youth players in Villa Dominico were forced into prostitution.
Inrapendiente.

Besides nostalgia, it was a good kit desu

Also, Copa Chile just started.
None of them will be broadcasted, except for tomorrow's Deportes Concepción vs Santiago Wanderers.

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it's weird how Independiente became a sexually macabre club

It's called banter

...groovy

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Big if true

Can only recognise Barnechea from there dwau

dude what the fuck

based Carrasgod

BENULDIES BENULDIES BENULDIES

Cancelled D:

>groovy
he freaky

están pasando por espn2 ahora

Amistoso

AMIGOS DE WALTER ERVITI VS LEYENDAS DE LA LIGA MEXICANA

what the fuck.

>Cerro absolutely destroying Guarani at the New Pot 4 - 0 right now

/ouryear/ manos

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Thank you Argentina

elespectador.com/deportes/futbol-colombiano/bus-de-atletico-nacional-fue-atacado-en-cucuta-articulo-846599

>cucuta

> 1-0 at 90'
> 1-2 at 90'+3
El armeniANO senores

Fucking chokers Cucuta

>cucuta
top kek

>Millos
Why are we so shit

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Because you think that Ovelar is good.

>both "leaders" are shit
lel

Same here

>No Fariñez
>instantly exposed
WELL GEE I DONT FUCKING KNOW

Only facts

O PIRATAS

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Ah shit, here we go again, Pro/Rel time.

-San Martin Rojo (Tucuman) is the first to die, Tigre, San Martin Verde (San Juan) and Belgrano on a triple draw, Patronato, Gimnasia and Rosario Central pretty close
-Fuck promedios (Argentina, Paraguay, Uruguay and Colombia has to get rid of Promedios, especially Colombia)

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ciruja puto

>especially Colombia
I blame the Char for this shit, fuck costeños and paisas.

you know, I believe Colombia has to be the most corrupt country in south america, There has to be still some senators and other politicians with connections to narcos, if they're not narcos itself, or they use narco money to build shitty highways, bridges, tunnels, and shit (because they steal most of the money by hiring their cousins, and then buying cheap).

That being said, there's no hope for clean footy. Just take a look at Atl. Nacional (Pablo Escobar) history, or America (Cartel del Norte del Valle), or Millonarios (Based Gacha), etc. etc.

This country, and in the end most of the Americas are controlled by narco jews.

damn, lots of typos, I'm high as shit.

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big if true

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Petro ya es hora de dormir.

*insomnio*

the friends of Walter Erviti beat the legends of the Mexican League

mexico.as.com/mexico/2019/03/23/futbol/1553372672_186267.html

Jesus, this is what Pasarella is doing these days

Los Amigos de Erviti tendrán un plantel bastante interesante con jugadores como Sergio Verdirame, Felipe Baloy, Walter Ayoví, Jesús Mendoza, Juan de Dios Ibarra, Guille Franco, Humberto Suaezo y Aldo de Nigris, todos ellos dirigidos por Daniel Pasarella.

Por su parte, las Leyendas de la Liga MX han conformado un buen equipo con jugadores como Adolfo Ríos, Carlos Morales, Claudio Suárez, Joaquín Beltrán, Ramón Morales, Venado Medina, Andrés Chitiva, el Chaco Giménez y el Tito Villa. Ellos serían dirigidos por Víctor Manuel Vucetich.

>I now remember Chitiva
Based

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Racing to be champion this afternoon
The defensa meme is finally over

Happy 24/3

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It's my mom's birthday

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What's happening this afternoon?

nice
will there be cake?

btw this ended 5-2
how the fuck this league ended up with so many goals, are our GKs that bad lately??

>That's a CLASS A infraction that theoretically means disaffiliation
Source on this?

Based

Hasn't your league just expanded? The same thing happened with Bolivia

it's my mom's birthday too wtf

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Maybe you guys are brothers

pretty sure it's because 95% of defenders are fucking shite
and no the league didn't expand, sadly

we're all brothers
#respect

>will there be cake?
yes
churasco too

youtube.com/watch?v=ZzR9ED-OKeE

EU VI CRIANÇA DE COLO CORRENDO

Vasco is really the most powerfull club

**buys world cup**

*avenida brasil theme starts playing*

*resembrink hits the post un the last minute*
Sure, videla bought that trollpost

>Así son las nuevas camisetas del Club Juan Román Riquelme de Casa Grande.

Perubros, explain this

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>Tinelli, caliente con el Tribunal
>El vice de San Lorenzo difundió tuits a favor de Boca de dos miembros de Disciplina -falló la quita de puntos del Ciclón-, acusándolos de parciales. “Vergonzoso”, calificó. Se viene una semanita...

oh no no no no

vasco

>tinelli engaging in social media witch hunt culture
oh, i am laffin
I was going to say that "cultura de escracheo" is truly upon us, but this has been true for a long time.

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What the fuck, its my wifes birthday. Are you my sons???

Is your wifes boyfriend doing anything for her?

Half Time

Nacional 1-0 Plaza Colonia
River 0-0 Cerro
Progreso 1-1 Boston River
Defensor 1-0 Wanderers
Juventud 1-0 Cerro Largo

boavasco

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lmao today is my dad's birthday too

For me, it's dabbing on farmers.

CHIMPOUT AT FLA-FLU

Yep.

Dinoleague matchday 6 results

Fenix 5-1 Danubio
Rampla 2-0 Liverpool
Peñarol 2-2 Racing
Nacional 3-0 Plaza Colonia
Juventud 1-0 Cerro Largo
Defensor 1-1 Wanderers
River 2-1 Cerro
Progreso 1-1 Boston River

-Fenix keeps the lead
-Nacional won their 1st match
-Cerro Largo got 3 red cards in a single match
-Peñarol and Cerro Largo losing points, pretty much helping Fenix to stay on the lead
-Relegation zone: Boston River, Rampla & Plaza Colonia

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Somos una verguenza lose to fucking cortulua 2-1.

Basado

O ZURDO CHORA

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Honestly, CONCACAF should be invited to at least Copa Sudamerica, y'all can keep your Copa Libertadores.
Or bring back the Copa InterAmerica. Nice Super Cup, home and away. Give the CONCACAF a real atmosphere when they go down to SudAmerica.

>Taça Rio Semifinals:
Bangu x Vasco
Fluminense x Flamengo
(Bangu and Fluminense have the draw advantage for semis)

>BTFOgo eliminated from carioca

>Relegated for xmas qualifiers:
Portuguesa and AmericANO

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Portuguesa just got rid of their chances of relegation in Paulistão A2.

They can qualify for A2 play-offs if they defeat Santo André next week. (a simple win is enough)

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R I Q U E L M E

At least you have whores.

> ynr DC united playing sudaca

When is the actual, legit, no-guarana, cariocao final happening?

>Nievells

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Neat. Portuguesa are /ourguys/, unlike those faggot hipsters that support Juventus da Mooca.

it begins

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kek, Rosario needs to be nuked

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Incredible chimp out

They threw two toilett seat cisterns to the field
one hit a cop
a cop that to leave the field protected by shields with his forehead bleeding
stones flying

rosarino monkies
Maxi Rodriguez looks like he is thinking it was a mistake to leave liverpool

now cops are are fighting and chasing criminal fans all around the stadium

that'll do newell's, that'll do

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> both cateaters out in ro64 by Federal A teams
LOS CAMINOS DE LA VIDA

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Is that what I think it is?

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>watching ñuls' chimpout on sportscenter
Wew lad, imagine being rosarino

Lovely. We need more of this. This is trve sudaca football.
Thank you rosario, never change

This but unironically

globoesporte.globo.com/rj/futebol/campeonato-carioca/noticia/entenda-os-cenarios-para-as-semifinais-e-finais-do-campeonato-carioca.ghtml

It's complicated...

do they show plantense defensores on tv?

Tyc Sports, but you might watch Platense a lo Ancho or Calamares en su Tinta

Colombia giving life to Argentina, the usual.

ñuls es quemar

any streams for sub 17?

lol i forgot about it
check if facebook has a brazilian channel showing it live
or rojadirecta.me

there's people on twitter, both Argentines and Uruguayans, telling Maxi Rodriguez to go back to Peñarol so he will stop suffering with Ñuls
he was left extremely ashamed and disappointed today

rojadirecta me pone ecuador - bolivia la puta madre
In Peñarol he would be drawing with Racing de Sayago and Boston River and no shortage of chimpouts also

based ñuls
twitter.com/SC_ESPN/status/1109929325376299009

Who /FENIXCAMPEON/ here?

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But at least his grandma wouldn't get death threats every weekend

Carrasco teams play well a few games, then the fucker get jealous of the players getting more atention than him and it goes downhill. Rinse and repeat.

camon olimpia scor sum goals

You forgot "fackin" no they won't score

*now

fack
they sure aren’t scoring

>11 is the LB
>3 is the AMR
Why?

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i dunno im no cientist

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>tfw you remember you could have 7 WC but Uruguay got independence

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no se puede creer
no metemos UN gol lpm

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Fix your team then that's why your game went scoreless.

>Santa Fue

wtf is going on
not even playing better we can score
i can't even blame Garnero now. this must be the work of pajé (a curse)

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oh well at least we're not Mitre, haha

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yeah it's called choking
nice numbers btw

Huezil justl scored

this must be work of paje*

*paje means curse

S Q U I D
Q
U
I
D

i thought it was just a high scoring match but actually they choked a 3-0 lead lmao

FT @ Roberto Pasquale

>Defensores 1-2 P L A T E N S E
there was a magic elbow right before our second goal, but shh, don't tell anybody

feeling quite conflicted.
> platense goes up
pros: platense en primera
cons: they go back in the same season
> platense stays in la b
pros: they could be one of the protagonists of the new B Nacional
cons: new B Nacional is cancer

gaaaaaaaallll
uruguay carajo

> platense stays in la b
pros: Platense-Tigre fake clasico back again next season, and Platense-Argentinos real clasico the following season

Argie so far

>San Martin dead, Patronato, Belgrano and San Martin SJ up close
>Sarmiento up
>Playoffs:
>Nueva Chicago vs Temperley
>Central Cordoba vs Platense
>Arsenal vs Agropecuario
>Brown Adrogue vs Villa Dalmine

>new B Nacional is cancer
What were the changes again?

Oh shit, just noticed this.

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se dice foliaje

RIP

>What were the changes again?
more teams
two zones (maybe interior/litoral)
no promedios
maybe a interior-litoral supercopa and interzonal playoffs
apparently they are going back to apertura/clausura
more matches on tv?
also a rebranding, probably something like Torneo Nacional, Torneo Federal, Liga Nacional, Campeonato Nacional or something

what a faggot, it was nothing

follaje

Imagine being a Santa Fue fan.

>that fucking slip
>the absolute state of the team without fans

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I've seen another Tolima fan today and once again he looked like a homeless

*gunshots*

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*chiflido in the night*

*drunk neet screaming*

LERI GOOO
LERI GOOO

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My money is on Nueva Chicago and Brown

why can't we play Thailand ladyboys every match

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based maroon

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Acabo de chequear los que descendieron al federal b y me cage de risa al ver que los cuckmarqueños están nuevamente sin ningún equipo en la categoría.

Es Catamarca la peor provincia del país? Yo creo que si

RIP loli

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Can't let this thread die

*wins China cup*

Remember Delfin hasta el Fin?
He just became a mayor in his hometown. Also, El Nacional’s ex-President, sports analyst and twitter celebrity Yunda is mayor of Quito.

wut

Man, we're dying slowly.

Tricololi in the middle of savage flamerda supporters

Messi, Ronaldo, Mbappé, Modric, Hazard, De Bruyne, Dybala, Kane, Pogba or Griezmann never won a China Cup

REST OF THE WORLD BTFO HOW CAN THEY RECOVER

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>sub-20 loses a friendly match against Ukraine
>they chimp out and ends in a mess

i feel pride
our future generations knows what's up and what to do

is it too late to stop the faceless globalist corporation menace?

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Congratulations little brother

Disgusting

Red Bull version of this kit when?

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9.
Maybe 10 considering last year Suarez would have been our striker instead of Jesus

>45 million
Jesus Christ that's fucking nothing

this, after a few games he start to fuck up his own players because of jealously and their players end hating him and making "the bed"
El negro Pele or Maradroga never won a China Cup!

Will Bragantino have wings?

Is Montevideo worth visiting?¿

no?

visiting for a small amount of time? yes
visiting for more than a couple of weeks? no

10 days, what can one do there?

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are you staying with some uruguayans friends?

I'm going (if I do) with a friend from here, we know no one there, that's why we want to

>B Nacional
Place your bets lads, who do you think is getting relegated. Quilmes, Morón or Los Andes.

Quilmes for bantz, Los Andes for fuck nobody teams

Los Andes. Dullest zona sur team ever

Quilmes
Put those poor bastards out of their misery

Do you like #Terrajas ?

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I just lurked and it seems we've copalib this week with Cruzeiro-Dep Lara
Quilmes relegated equals to chimpout so yes
>ynr Quilmes 2005

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>#Terrajas
What?

chetas larping as rochas is the new meta

fuck quilmes
10 minutes in and this match already had blood and a (gratuitous) red card

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nacioMAL fans said Peñarol girl fans were terraja so they started uploading pics to twitter en masse
I couldn't have planned it better

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Fucking hell lads

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FUCKING HELL lads

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LADS

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Can we get that in a bitrate higher than 0?

Even her mom is hot

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lol

ASADO
Y
VINO

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Como le haria comer la morcilla.

Peñarol es quemar en familia

Would have a threesome

was aiming for 666kbps but it does look like shit
you can find it at 1:15
youtu.be/6aIukyOxTBM

>the absolute state of quilmes

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some of them were rochas

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Fenix kit is so fucking cool.

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cu fedorento

based if true

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NO FUE

>FUE

I miss my barrio bros...

For me, it's Chapadão: mantosdofutebol.com.br/2019/03/recreativo-chapadao-linha-camisas-baseadas-grandes-brasil/

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se RE regaló

>using the lower part of a pet bottle as a cup

w, why..?

LUCHO DIAZ

why not?

El japaNAO seniores.

look, not everything needs to be in a ceramic pot, ok?

>arboleda
I hope this dumb negroid gets killed

Puto negro no vuelva tapar nunca mas.

>pekerman was bad
LOL get fucked colombians

asia stronk

hahahaa

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Why is Atl Mg doing good lately? It this FM15?

TÇUUUUUUUUUUU

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you just know

She looks like she fucks favelados

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get a load of this zoomer

oh sorry, i read pokemon

Did they do this willingly or was it part of the contract?

>windy as fuck on the Morocco pitch
get ready for "we lost because of the wind"

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>wednesday
>watching football at 7 am

nope

Argentina-Morocco thread

I'm glad >we lost.

Why? It was a meme friendly and mostly shitters were playing.

it kills the journalists ego.

Are Colombian journalists the worst in SA?

Argentinian journalist are the worst, alongside with the BR ones. Congombian journalists are just little kids that don't like lose.

I need some checas

yes, low IQ but high ego

updated

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are you kidding?
argie journalist are god-tier entertainment
youtu.be/Y-6Hhq4mr6I

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6/10, should've followed the UAI Urquiza model

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based braziliautisto

I pretty sure both of you are using the same arguments for different conclusions

lel

Autistão

...

Pekerman was/is terrible
The biggest problem of Argentina was having Bielsa, Maradona, Pekerman as coaches instead of simply the best Argentine coach, like Bianchi or Ramón Díaz.
Sabella was the exception