/heem/ - /heem/ heemed Edition

RDA vs Lee at 170 bois

wtf bros i thought americans didn't use PEDs

Wake up Kebab

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I wanna see a liveleak video of him wrestling his wife to the ground and pummelling her face in

Spergy posted the bad stuff again

What the heck is a "Dillashaw" anyway?

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The only real answer is the OP prolly got banned and when that happens all their posts get automatically deleted

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Who is this bitch

We've known for like 2 years now that TJ was roiding courtesy of Cody Garbrandt ratting him out during a press conference

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This is going to be one of those fights that's free money, people thinking just because RDA lost to Usman and Colby he'll lose to Lee.

The thread creator, Lukas, got banned for something else and all of his posts including the OP he created were deleted. /heem/ had no problems when he was in London for the fights this past weekend.

Why tf the UFC belts so ugly?

Dillashaw escaped from taking a beating

>see you in the title fight, DomiGOD Cruz

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I like how that didn't even make him stop.

Oh good he looks natty.

>Poominick Poo
No thanks get Cejudo in there

per google:
>Origin unidentified. It could be an Americanized spelling of South German Dilcher, a variant of Dilger
it's your fault Kraut

>Another roided champ UFC cheat

Le pulsing effect

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Wake up Ben

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>0(zero) white champs

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BREAKING: Joe Rogan suffers fatal heart attack

twitter.com/MMAjunkie/status/1108456966735777793

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Wikipedia right now

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>Being 2 foot tall
>Taking roids
What's the point LMAO?

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>MMA
>Real sport

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>Never gotten a 5 win streak
Nice consistent record

habeeb is hu-wite

>Lee going up in weight
:/ I'm gonna miss him at LW

Do we have thawlts on this yet?

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>rose

Thawtz?

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For sure he would at least double his salary

>There are more dirty UFC Champs than clean ones

Nice semen slurping sport you got there, heem

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Lithuanian/Black mix

*"wins"*

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>Roiders dont exist in other sports
Cristiano Ronaldo is juiced up to his eyeballs and so is Lebron James

fer sure natty

no that will be her kids

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Antonina looks like a random hue hooker but she's a bad motherfucker, she'll destroy Roxanne it's not even funny

pointless for both, Lee would have to make less fights for a title shot at LW and RDA is too small for WW, that being said i believe Lee wins by wrestlefuck

Just like Till beat Whore Hey by knocking him down in the first round.

Ufc should just make a 165lbs division.

DJ is clean
Cody is clean
Aldo is clean
Khabib is clean
Usman is clean
Kelvin is clean
DC is clean
Stipe is clean

Oh my bad, did you mean paper champions?

I fucking told you fags TJ was juiced

Lee is heemable, going up could result in a knockout defeat

roxanne is so bad, just the worst possible athlete

>Kelvin
>clean
DUDE WEED LMAO

>Antonina looks like a random hue hooker
having seen actual hue hookers I know this isnt true. not nearly enough tattoos, piercings and surgery
REALLY?!

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theres no such thing in real life as a bantamweight champion anyways

Bobbert "The Beeper' Bittaker

cheetos don't count

unironically why is she a different colour than her sister?

RDA is a way a better striker than Iaquinta, and he outboxed Lee even having a weight and reach advantage, and he is not at usman level of wrestling.

battle of the bums

RDA can't wrestle and he's getting humped against the cage to a UD.

Wake up /heem/

t. /boxing/

Based, being a janitor sounds like a dream job literally getting rich by doing your passion

MMA is dying guys

if thats how hookers look in brazil i swear im moving to your country

so all cejudo has to do is beat him and then move up to featherweight and beat whatever memer has the belt since max had a stroke and he's a 3 division champion

Stylebender vs Fatselum should be main event, not manletweight interim faggotry. Max isn't even a drawl.

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Bidet Ben? Yep, all me.

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heem would murk you kids

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espn btfo

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BASED CANELO POSTER!
*stretches asshole*
Please fuck me!

if max never fights at fw again who is the champ at fw?

Half sister

Reminder that there's a chip in Tony's leg and a man living in his walls but nobody even cares

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imagine the smell

Logically Ortega is the true champion

>Luis Ortiz rumored to be MUCH OLDER than he states (39)
>Some boxers say they spotted him boxing in Cuban in the 80s era (40+)

Meanwhile /heem/ babies taking steroids in their early 30s... Sad!

:(

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imagine the taste

Why is boxing trying to bully us?

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Ortiz popped for PED's you dumb faggot

The look in those eyes...

Hawaii. Brian Ortega is going to have to get his skull bashed in by Max for another 9 years. LUL

And I will enjoy every single year of it. He's just a Hawaiian lanky freak of nature.

We will need Frankie vs Aldo III to find out.

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Cause their sport is more rigged and predetermined than WWE

Genetics. I have confirmed through instagram research that they have the same mother and father.

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Go to biology 101

retard btfo

B_______
P______
S______

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It looks like he said something in this webm. What did he say?

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Do you think they rolled around giggling and play wrestling only to stop for a moment locking eyes leading to a deep passionate kiss?

He screamed

Cejudo really defanged the snake

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BOOM ROASTED

Serious question, what the fuck is the deal with this girl and her constant shilling around the UFC? Is her mom working for the company or something, why does she go to all these events and try and get pictures with fighters?

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Kek

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The eyes of a man who's in heaven.

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his father pimps her out and uses her to push his singing career

Khabob has her doing his dirty work

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haha that's stupid why would they do that?

my mom is from the south of france and has a more olive skin color while my dad is as white as printer paper, my brother took after my mom (olive skin, dark hair) while i took after my dad (white, blonde)
genetics can be weird

>those chompers

her teeth is so enormous you can see it even with her mouth shut

Antonina is at least 6 times more attractive than her femcel sister

Post a fighter without actually posting the fighter, others have to guess. I'll start

>

nah i've not got anything this was a dumb idea. i'll have another think

I'm still waiting for somebody to redpill me on the Shechenko sisters and their relationship with their coach. The whole deal is so odd

Matt Riddle

*gallops towards u*

why duh fook would I do dat?

According to my sources, Conor vs Diaz III is a done deal

Borstert Skooper

Heemy Soprano on Tj Roidashaw

According to my sources, I could heem everyone in here

Based. This is the fight the fans wants to see

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>The snake is longer than he is
Kekerino, I guess you can't get around the fact that you are a manlet and the average person could probably beat you up in a minute.

Schaub used 'gay' as a pejorative,

youtube.com/watch?v=fUpSw-nF1M8

Kek I noticed that too. Pretty based not to let people hold him down

hes just trying to mask it,dont be fooled

> the average person could probably beat you up in a minute.
You wouldn't be part of that demographic cause I would bet real money Cejudo merks everyone who posts on Yea Forums.

Cue the webm of Roger Huerta heeming an NFL player.

Stipe Miocic still is the baddest man in the planet, his loss to Cormier was a fluke

What about his losses to Struve and JDS?

tfw your wiki page has been deleted in the past 24 hrs
> He has only 1 MMA fight and that wasn't for a top tier organization. He has not won a medal at the black belt level at the IBJJF world championships, and has no notable success as a grappler at the ADCC championships. Most coverage is for his involvement at the Nurmagomedov-McGregor post fight fracas, but that's insufficient to show notability

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that was before he unlocked bad man mode

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Dos Nachos is fer shure gonna beat up Lee, and I hate to say cause I love both guys, but this is just not a big money fight. Neither one of these guys is a drawl at all. And Lee is black, we get it man, you're black and with an asian name, we get it UFC, checking boxes, am I right?

Anything else Chink?

How is a midget supposed to wrestle someone who weighs 60 pounds heavier than him and is a foot taller. I am really shaking in my boots from mister midget.
>5'9 welterweight =/ 5'3 flyweight

This is a false flag. If TJ was on peds how did he lose to a one hundred pound adult male?

He avenged his "Loss" to JDS.
Struve loss is the only reason he became champion

Remember when he picked Cowboy over Masvidal and then said:

"For sure that was just a personal pick my dude Cowboy is a close friend I had to pick him my guy Masvidal has underrated boxing but Cowboy merks him 9 times out of 10"

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>60 pounds heavier
You being fat isn't an advantage. I would pay literal money on Cejudo to heem you cause it's obvious you've never been to an MMA gym in your life.

The average American man is 5'9" and 196.9lbs.

Will those two losses be removed from Cody's record now?

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Can they remove this one too?

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Laquinta is a glorified can and will get gadooshed by cowboy

Did SHE know though?

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She looks like Dern but attractive

Was just at the store buying my 2 daily olde english tall boys and didnt like the look on the pussy face behind me so i heemed him right there in the store and i swear i could do the same to any of you at any time

>A foot taller
>Assuming I am fat
>assuming 185 is fat when I said I'm a foot taller than him.
I think you need to learn to read before you post.

Any thawts tonight, /heem/?

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Cody wins the rematch

The things I would do to her.

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Why do they put the fighters weigh-in weight on the tale of the tape. For example, for Khabib, his weight would always be 155 (assuming he makes weight). What's the point of even showing that? Why not the weight of the fighter the night of the fight?

Cowboy is more of a can than Al

Been playing my Diablo 2 hardcore character for 3 months without dying and I swear I could heem any of you anytime anywhere

So you know what they weighed in at

She looks like she fucks black guys

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Yes, he was fighting a known cheater

what if a guy steps up in weight 'cause he doesn't give a fuck and only weighs in at 149.5? A guy fought hw at 210 recently

>small

Say what you want about Conor, he's hung.

>hung

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why does conrad always have a halfchub?

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Reminder that Khabib had blue lips

DC, m8.

Bro... your father got cucked

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You have exactly 5 seconds to tell me who's fighting in the co-main event this weekend or else you're a turbocaz.

cans

What sources??

There’s fights this week?

Colby is white bro

>he was in the right all this time

she likes ufc and her dad too, and they have money to go to all events because he is a singer or producer something like that

we both have my father's eyes and his nose so I don't think so, we look very similar especially when we were kids

She gets her jaw realigned and she's perfect. Big eyes. Big lips. Small nose. Literally the most attractive American girl.

holy shit I just had a vision where Jacare clipped Yoelito behind the ear and rocked him then submitted him on the ground....

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Dillashaw was set up

>Pettis vs Wonderboi isn't his most anticipated fight of the year
Yikes, how does it feel to be *THIS* cazzie?

no he's actually poor unironically trust me i'm on her instagram and her youtube and have been following her from the start i know where they live and who her friends are

Pettis is going to get pieced up, WB has too much range and size for him

>she's perfect
err m8 there's also the fact that she's about 10

Listen your brain doesn't fully develop until your 30s, which means I'm the only one here with a fully developed brain. I also majored in biology in the 1990s. Your instagram detective work is embarrassing Valentina's mother CLEARLY had sexual intercourse with multiple men. My mother has been faithful to my father for 5 DECADES, something none of you can say because you come from broken homes occupied by degenerates and whores.

>there are heemsters that are pedophiles

it's tough B

She's 13 you ignorant fuck. Go bury your head in the sand.

pedo = prepubescent
i know your american education doesn't teach you anything so there you go

yikes

he's just about r*vved

So, tell us more what you know, unironically asking.

Luke told me on discord

Heeminder that Jon Jones hates pedophiles and if he ever met this slimy Italian bastard he would literally kill him

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nonce

wtf is wrong with italians man

That seems mildly inappropriate for an MMA discussion.

based

Herb Dean is the janny

no interest in marrying a child or having sex with a kid i'm too intelligent for a small minded person like yourself who gets fuming mad over it. you sheltered dull domed moron who won't survive a week without 21st century technology

Canelo with a month of BJJ training would be a 3 division champ in UFC.

No Italian has an IQ over 79

I reported a ton of stuff, i always do under multiple ips, i've reported the canelo and schaub spammer, any time nigger is typed, anything about weed etc. literally every post the new janitors are being implemented now the banning will pick up it warms my heart fucking zilches lol

whatever you say pedo
we smash disgusting wop freaks like you if you even look at our kids at the gym

this is the dumbest thing an american has ever typed and i'm not italian

>white "men"

all that and you still have no legs

yeah you're a dull domed brain dead zilch i get it. you can't help your chimp brain from getting irrationally upset, sucks to be you ya fucking zilch

Is that Gary Busey's daughter?

Good banter that must kill all over I-84 West. Fucking The Office watching sheep.

nice post pedo lmao

I got him revved up boys

Im not banned

god i wish she was 12

seriously what happened to your legs? its the question we are all dying to have answered

>It was spammy all along

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fuck off normalfag, leave the user alone.

>spammy is a pedophile

not even surprised

Derek.........

kek

Prime Janny heems Spammy

He's a homosexual he is allowed to use gay that way

looks EXACTLY like my israeli cousin

that's the same reason I can say nigger-kike-faggot

female champs dont count and also she's a wigger and also she's married to a black

not really related but i have a friend who was legit towheaded and pale as milk as a kid who became progressively darker as he aged. now he's completely olive and has brown hair. his mom is blonde and fair and his dad has mousy hair and is very white but not pale.

DA JIA HAO WO SHI WANG GANG

Stfu you stinky arab

J-Will is laying down the gauntlet and establishing himself as the next top contender

>libertarian is a pedo
lmao every time

Pointblank period

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Reminder that Blaydes is a can and gets cracked every fight

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he wins the Ngannou trilogy

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Still my boy

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Literally everyone is on steroids, EVERYONE. Women fighting for $2000 are on steroids, of course the champ is on gear

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I'm just glad henry and tj aren't able to clog up the divisions anymore. Henry vs Deivoson and then Marlon vs Petr Yan/Pedro Munhoz for the vacant belt.

>Cody is clean
That's why he keeps getting heemed. Poor guy.

ben funky askren is natty

It's a good thing he resorted to eye pokes or he was going to get heemed

I don't like Tony Ferguson because he isn't white

He's literally half white. Maybe even 3/4.

Black Beast is natty

>started watching mma in late 2018: the fight pass kit

Cool story

Was about to comment on that, at about the 14 second mark goes full Bones and just starts desperately trying to run his fingers through Hunts eyes.

the tractor, nephew. hand it over

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whiter than that picnic flag of yours

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

BIGGEST JUSTING OF THE YEAR TILL IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THIS

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Nice try Darren

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*heems Ngannou*

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till is still worse to be desu. he got legit deaded by a much smaller guy in his own country that gets a handful of shit cards per year.

So is it basically confirmed now that Tony never actually injured his knee but instead cut it open during a psychotic break, looking for a tracking device, causing him to miss the Khabib feet for emergency medical treatment.

Eddie being an expert in conspiracies helped him cover it up.
This explains how he was able to recover from the surgery so quickly, despite his age. All it was was doctors stitching up a massive self inflicted wound.
Really sad to see this happening to our guy. I went through a similar psychotic episode once.

reaching too much goose

tj got legit deaded by a much smaller guy in his own country that gets a few hundred shit cards per year

Darren got sparked by a flush left from a seasoned veteran in what was otherwise a close fight. 99 out of 100 people would have gone lights out in his position.

Dillashaw got totally dominated by a manlet from a divison that is so boring people are clamoring for it to be cut. Didn't last a single round, and all this DESPITE TALKING MAD SHIT AND BEING ON PEDS. And now he's stripped and suspended.

Sorry but the two aren't even close. TJ is probably on suicide watch atm.

cringe and seethepilled

10/10 hopefully true

Lol

>tj got legit deaded
he didnt though. the stoppage was fine but till was hurt much more badly.

Sick of her stupid fucking smile.

Well, it is hard to get real heems at manlet weights

It's hard to believe Mayhem still holds a pretty impressive record against LEGENDS even whilst being inactive the better part of this decade.

Masvidal v Colby?

Everything is going to Masvidal x Leon, Askren x Lawler 2, Colby x Usman. It's probably the best fight Dana can give to Masvidal rn. Askren fucked up his next fights by promoting his Till fight too much which is not happening obviously, and Colby will get his title shot.

He was unironically elite before going Tony Ferguson

He is such a manlet meme now.

Those are the fights that make the most sense, I hope that’s how it shapes up

I agree and make more one, Tyrone x Ponzi

>Darren got sparked by a flush left from a seasoned veteran in what was otherwise a close fight. 99 out of 100 people would have gone lights out in his position.
BIG yikes take my guy

what is the best fight style

Colby beats everyone except marty, marty is just too big and strong.

is there literally anything likeable about tj dillashaw?

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TJ went to a weightclass that wasn't his own and got flushed by the weightcut. It sucks, but it is more under the line of "what was that retard thinking he could cut that much weight" outside of his main belt. Till's weightcut is in his advertised weightclass and he got mega heemed by fucking Masdival.

she cute.

>Duane, put some of that good shit in his supplements

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reminder if you have $2.00 and buy a ticket you have a 1 in 300 million chance of winning powerball tonight which after taxes will give you about $200,000,000 which you can donate to brendan schaub

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Is this true?

>in his own country

aren't they both americans? lol

You may not like it, but he's right.

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>calling mexicans americans
SUPER BIG YIKES

Asians with implants look ridiculous. wtf?!

who wins volcan or aldo

yes think of what brendan schaub can do with that money

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they look ridiculous in general b

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lowkey jared finna kill silva

what's the difference bro?

cejudo born in america, won a medal for usa, so, he is.

It's embarrassing enough that conor has to shove something in his jock in the first place, but you saved these pics. You saved them.
Nothing wrong with being gay, nothing at all - but you saved THESE pics.
>Do you have a mini-bear fetish?

who is the best looking fighter

me *heems you*

Luke Rockhold, duh

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wat

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He is a proud Mexican like Cain Velasquez and Brian Ortega. Don't respond

>4th degree BJJ black belt

is this fucking legit? I don't believe this for a second

It always blows my mind that Chael Sonnen and Robbie Lawler were the young kid fighters when Mayham was apart of his generation of MMA fighters.

hate those frames. dead giveaway that a person is an idiot

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do you have a problem with my post?

pls don't post reem heems

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I hope Aldo

wtf?! she's a literal child. a young child. why would you follow a child's instagram?

>She's 13
like that's any different than 10. You're fucked in the head, bud.
No wonder families in Italy won't let their daughters outside unescorted.

I don't know who the Machado family are, but he apparently got a belt from them

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His parents are border hoppers and in america there is a one drop rule.

Cejudo can’t beat Moicano, Ortega, Aldo, Max, Volkanovski, Zabit, etc

He will never get anywhere near a 145 lb belt

Aldo, Volkanovski is not taking him down and he's way better on the feet

>No wonder families in Italy won't let their daughters outside unescorted.

he's clearly the spammer, i wonder how much dense could you guys be to not notice that, he was even using this same proxy at the start of this thread.

You are surely joking

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bro even Dillashaw mogged him, actually, it's kinda funny how much difference of size and height we have between BW and FW

based hue

Prime Chuck Norris is middleweight champ

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Reem wins the rematch

In many ways Overeem still looked good here

jesus he almost ripped off his head, i don't remember it being this brutal, no wonder we thought he would destroy Miocic

yes maycee barber was on roids since she was a teenager training at her dad's fake gym

maycee barber sexually molested at age 16 at dad's fake gym:
coloradoan.com/story/news/local/2014/11/14/karate-instructor-sexually-assaulted-student-police-say/19049307/

maycee barber liar:
bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=124997

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>we
grunt for yourself shitskin

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>When Reem swings wildly with his left Hook and it does absolutely nothing

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oh stipe is a beast for sure my guy

as long as she knocks broads out it's whatever

whiter than you Gonzalez

remember when rory BTFO lawler for roiding

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>remember when rory BTFO lawler
no

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but rory lost to robbie twice and basically was sent into his current downward spiral by him

Too bad the roids can't help you with tapping

Goddamn Robbies lip was gross after that shit, flopping about like a roastie

she's so cute bros

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JON JONES IS THE GOAT. HATE HIM OR LOVE HIM, YOU CANNOT DENY GREATNESS.

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Why his fight was cancelled is still a mystery to me

I can deny anything I want

Deny this
*heems you*

...

>crushes your nose
>sends you to Bellator
Hey man. No hard feelings.

How much was Rory get paid for all the CTE that night

maycee barber's strength and conditioning coach calls himself "straightedgecoach"

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10k to show 10k to win thats good money

Romero be ducking

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Costa be duckin USADA

Only 59k kek

What is the MMA equivalent of this?

youtube.com/watch?v=8wl8ZxAaB2E

3:09

Cejudo would unironically break tyson fury and anthony joshua's legs. Don't reply.

Anyone who goes out of their way to claim natty probably isn't natty

not gonna lie i didnt watch the video

>teethbrush

its 3:09 and the next 10 seconds not the whole video anyway fuck jews and fuck anyone who banned urls and anyone who is turning in their guns lol

my balls was hot

>It's a Bryan Callen episode

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but is your instagram the best in the game?

Don't you want to hear about manly things and foreign cultures?

karate chops are too deadly for mma

he can suck a mean dick

>Listen, guys, my father on the Council of Foreign Relations and I didn't have a front door, I know how politics work

Go jack off to full contact karate or kempo you freakin weeb

Would you be interested in a Brendan Schaub rap album?

we don't know his life, it's true

So is /heem/ a pro (DC) or anti (Joe Rogan) 12-6 elbows ban general?

Bindley Snatches can barely put together sentences. It would be tuff b.

these dude can break fricking bricks with their chi energy, if people were allowed to use these techniques in full contact sports it would be deadly
youtube.com/watch?v=vrCJlrQZKxg

pride rules with elbows should be the standard

>hating on Callen
Major yikes from me

I disgree my man. Our boy BPS puts together dozens of sentences without pronblems but the h8rs just like to focus on the fuel mistakes

why do Brendan Schaub stutters so much?

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CTE + Learning disability. It's a beast.

Y’h8rs need t’gert yur ears checked cause b. Schaub has perfect speech

i want to poke her tummy

Wh-Why is my dick getting hard? Someone help!

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I think you are the one with the cte my friend

How much puss and bunda you think she smashes on the regular

Cody was the good guy all along

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just Nina's

cauliflower ears taste about as good as real cauliflowers

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she's loyal to her girl Nina

BOMB SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

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wow things went downhill quick for Silly Dilly

Posted this the other day. Be real with me guys, I am 21, have some boxing experience, no grappling experience, am kinda out of shape, 5'11" 205 pounds. If I wanted to go pro, what do I need to do? I am not worried about the odds of me making it, I just want to know what I need to do and what I should be doing. If I was fighting, it would most likely be at light heavyweight or heavyweight (stocky build). I am in the boxing club at my uni but will obviously need to pursue more training, I was thinking of picking up kickboxing and wrestling. What do you guys think? Feedback?

Shitposting aside, it really sucks that his career's over

Check it lads

youtube.com/watch?v=2f5shmrwU-c

New

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you are not a HW get that idea out of your head

I still miss Twitchy. His commentary was insightful and intelligent and he was like a well of life knowledge.

How do we fix manlet divisions

knives

Laura got dem titties that hang

with your height you should think about LW/WW but idk how this shit works in boxing

sanko has a shit body, don't you me

based, admire these ladies' commitment

What a nasty thing to say.

I'm giving you a night call to tell you how I heem
I want to drive you through the night, down the hills
I'm gonna tell you something you don't want to hear
I'm gonna show you where it's dark, but have no fear

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91592760
This is a shit body?

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I think he was such a Great Unifier the jews subverted him

>PED filled manlets with knives
sounds fun

Cardio cardio cardio

Get your ass in shape and find a gym run by people with experience

Overeem always looks good until he gets cracked and lays down.

post /heem/'s most based and redpilled opinion and /heem/'s most cringe and bluepilled opinion but don't say which is which

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The corpses of his family are in the trunk

easy, midgets; if we just had a little perspective we'd appreciate the manlets more

GSP is the GOAT
welterweight is not the absolute shittiest division

mixed gender bantam weight fights
cejudo vs nunes

>Khabib's a goat fucker
>Khabib's a goat fucker

Bisping was a better Champion that Luke rockhold, GSP and Robert Whittaker

she needs to bulk

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Doubt that Mighty Mouse will return to UFC
Nunes absolutely murks Cejudo

Jessica seems like a cool dude, rooting for her

compacted together by lies and trickery

>based opinion
GSP = GOAT
>cringe opinion
WW is shit1592893

I bamboozled you, both were cringe and bluepilled ;^)

dang me btfo

spring break is pissing me off, fuckin kids everywhere, lots of traffic, just heem me

>fuckin kids everywhere
Where do you usually fuck them?

What did he mean by this?

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this guy is a professional memer

Haha, classic

in many ways adesanya is based

WestGOD will BTFO the craptors tonight

ok so the ufc decides to combine the men's and women's flyweight divisions, and the men's and women's bantam weight divisions, so they put on a huge elimination tournament to see who makes the grade and who gets cut
Which female fighter do you think stand the best chance

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Wake up Stephen, it's all over.

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What's next for DJ Memeshaw

Only JDR survives

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nipple surgery

drunkposting with da boiiiiiis

I will say this, shitposting on /heem/ is a lot more fun when you are tired from work, makes me feel more creative sometimes

I went from neet posting to after work posting and all i have is disdain when i see the same retarded shit after a day of work

why does Masvidal go by "George"

Food is the only positive thing about multiculturalism.

Because Jorge (pronounced whore-hey) looks like it would be pronounced as George to the average dumb English speaker, so some fellows named Jorge do not mind the technically incorrect mispronunciation.

>not hiring cheap labor

I like Tony
I like Khabib

He doesn't, but promoters used to assume everyone was retarded

Wrong

I know but I swear it was always the right pronunciation for years, now everyone calls him george

ok boys here's your new fly weight and bantam weight divisions i hope you like them

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That because masvidal says that is the way to say it.

>not ethnic qts
have sex

Go to sleep

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I'm almost positive I remember him being introduced as "George" in the past. Maybe it went back & forth

aspenn ladd would beat cody garbledbrains

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Bigg Ladd would leash him up like his wife and take him on a mountain expedition

how many of you truly understand the meaning of heem?
the true meaning, the essence behind it all?

kevin pee is moving up what can

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It's pronounce George because he's American as fuck

imagine nutting balls deep in Bigg Ladd then she gave birth to a healthy baby boy 9 months later

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gunna have to go with RDA here

kevin lee's gonna whoop rda's ass, then beat khabib, then fuck my wife and give her the cums

ok but why would he fight khabib after moving up to WW

>not gliding out of there

he'll move back down because he'll lose

goes for champ champ status after demolishing Usman

im staying in the pocket bro

imagine supporting a company which has its headline winner having to beg for money to feed his kids

>based
I like khabib
>cringe
I like tony

Hope you like getting cucked by dogs, dawg

dana dana pls
pls pls dana dana dana

there is no such thing as ethical participation in capitalism

it is what it is

"Sports entertainment"

I'd beat down my grandma if it meant Dana White could fuck over one more fighter

headliner begging for money to feed his kids btw

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Rogan addresses some "criticism" from Conor and segues into creaming over the Aldo fight again

youtube.com/watch?v=3rtrRLxDCHE

>HE SLEPT HIM!

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before the year is through, Khabib will have lost a fight and Jon Jones will have lost a fight bet your arse

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Rogan is quite literally a cuck. Jaime I know you're reading this. Tell your boss he's a cuck.

Wanting fighters to be rich is bluepilled. Conor is rich and now he’s a bum who doesn’t fight.

Keep them poor enough to want it.

I couldn't disagree more

headliners should be making 5m plus
yet in this ufc they beg for 50k to feed their kids

that poster is pretty good desu

better than black guys

kek this mongrel tried so hard for a red panty night

he really thought that being the UFC’s “good little boy” and taking every fight thrown at him for a decade would get him a shot with the real cash cow KEK

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>headliners should be making 5m plus
then everybody retires after 1 fight

The ufc should withhold half of the fighters earnings and give them a huge pension so that when they retire they stay retired because watching old fighters get heem'd makes me sad

>losing that amount of fat while gaining that much muscle over that period

fer sure 100% natty

5million isnt alot to a millionaire

I feel like I have to remind you boys that
the best is
B L E S S E D
L
E
S
S
E
D

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underrated post

you want it to be one way, but it's the other way

the ufc aint running a charity. if you want to get paid get leverage.

and dont even start that union shit cuz fighters will never band together like that when the top draws can make exponentially more duckets

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Somebody bake new bread and post it early and we'll all go over there and make the faggot mod delete it

What if Dustin beats Max, Khabib, and Tony all back to back?

What halpens in this hypothetical peach of a timeline, b?

>50k to feed their kids
ah yes the feed my kids excuse while they drive around in mercedes and drive their boats around

pls pls dana i have kids
pls give me the 25k bonus

If you want to be paid well then literally just stop losing.

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Maybe it's me but it seems like the bonus begging is way less of a thing than it used to be

>you aint got 100 til you got 200, learn life

it sounds like a jackpot to us but take out a 1/3rd or more for taxes in the US, then a sizeable chunk for trainers, manager, etc...

then consider if you never fight again you have to make that last you and your family the next 50 years of your CTE-riddled life

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>ethics
nice spook

What a faggot

They make way more money in their career than just the fight purse you absolute MONG.

after conor's "FIFTY G'S BAYBAYYYY" it was everywhere. definitely died down now

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youtu.be/wlq9Xj0rpSc

Dustin would be GOAT

>5million isn't alot to a millionaire

i thought bongs were supposed to be good with money

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smart champs will open up their own gym and just train fighters. i can see DC opening one up with a drive through popeyes

Dustin is a fag and his shit's all retarded

Gervonta Davis looking like a glam lesbian

the US taxes gambling winnings which is absolutely fucked.

the one mega tournament in poker first place got like 20 mil and after taxes made less than second place, a guy from australia or something

back to your regularly scheduled /heem/

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tony went crazy from consuming foods and supplements that were setting off his neuroimmune system causing an excitotoxic cascade that's killing his brain cells

look into it

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edgy brah and psychosis

name a more iconic duo

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Dana had the computer chip installed in his leg and also had TJ Poosada'd for not destroying the manlet division like he was supposed to

youtu.be/iUgw5XB86zY

second one is believable.

usada thresholds are outta control, it would be easy as fuck for a competitor with a belt on the line to spike the other person's food or drink

gsp paid a guy to kiss bj penn ffs

youtu.be/f_ifsYdwV3Y

it's pretty believable TJ would have some kind of banned substance in his system

yeah I think most fighters do top guys are protected to some extent

i high-fived TJ after moisturizing with Mendes skin cream

my bad

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I served TJ kangaroo meat at a barbecue and didn't tell him, I didn't want to have to explain where I got it

I opened up a tub of turinabol powder when we were in an elevator together, I regret nothing

walker lives by the creed Heem Everyone Even Myself

i dont know what's worse

tj getting gadooshed by Cejudo after that huge buildup to get him to 125, or losing his belt via USADA

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how do you think guys like TJ feel about Jonny Picogram Jones

you DO NOT want to be a tj killashaw training partner over the next 12 months

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>I hurt myself today

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the ufc may soon experience it's first workplace incident

is this bang muay thai's secret?

DOWN GOES THE REEM

>mfw thought TJ's nipples were suspect years ago

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>to see if I still feel

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i think

>i cut myself today

would be more appropriate

they are, the evidence has been there all along, disrespectful and protruding

seems dead and no one taking initiative

so i made a shitty thread

Barnett said some shit a while back, I'm sure a lot of guys are pissed behind the scenes

theres been worse

>secrete
>hurt
>chitty

good job man

Sankho is so hot.

I bet her farts are tremendous.

>Danas Face When

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Boxing experience as in amateur fights? When i was 19-21 I fought (am boxing) at 153 and then 165 at 6'0 so you need to get fit first and foremost