Germany vs Serbja friendly match pre game, game and post game thread

Based lineup.

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>jović
double hat-trick incoming

How the fuck is Loew still your manager?
He was never a great manager and underperformed for most of his Germany career
Does he have DFB by the balls or what?

Where can i watch it german user?

LOL what is this funny language?

for me its hemayka

>won a world cup
>underperformed
+ hes playing zoomers now and ditched most boomers.
Hate him all you want, but as long as he plays the correct players it doesnt matter who is on the side line. NT coaches are irrelevant.

tfw know how to write -ic in cyrillic now

>Literally 2 guys defending that i never heard of

löw needs to fuck off before people will like the team again

He ist he most powerful man in the DFB. Replaced all the people there with his own Swabian underlings, the president had to resign because they bought the 2006 WC and was replaced by some nobody without power meaning Löw reigns supreme and is unfireable.

literally no one cares about football

nice reading comprehension, I said most of his germany career. winning the world cup doesn't change that.
>NT coaches are irrelevant
not when you had worse match record in 2018 than Poland

Лyкa Joвиц

Hope he dabs on G*rmans.

>Joвиц
>ц

2-1 Germany

>NT coaches are irrelevant
Yes they are irrelevant. Its all on the team the coach is fielding (thats the only thing a coach has to do right)...
Löw was just as shit in 2014, but we won because of RNG and a good team. We will win again when RNG and the squad is fine, changing the nt coach doesnt matter in the equation.

>not when you had worse match record in 2018 than Poland
playing boomers

this team is more pathetic than spain, krauts

>tf
>tp

the mighty Rukavina gonna pocked this Sane kid

Today i will reminder them
youtube.com/watch?v=wc0njOcCSnA

post streams lads

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We're gonna skrrrt and dab over these german zoomers.

We actually have 3 world class players in our squad, SMS, Jovic and Milenkovic, so we should be favorites here.

>""""""""""""""""""""""""Germany"""""""""""""""""""""""" plays
Oh well I guess I'll leave Yea Forums for an evening or so.

Also LÖW RAUS!

jovic is a great talent but not world class yet

513ad87cc8ae8a3780f42bf4e9567833d8a279a0

based lane jovanovic
youtube.com/watch?v=zjlUSglnryM

4-1 for the national socialist party

footybite.com

he's kinda right. most of them play in middle bundes teams

AJMO SRBI

youtube.com/watch?v=WxpDUufMC9w

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got refballed hard in that game

Jesus Christ dude, you sound like a deluded Croat now. Keep it down please

>3 world class players
>names 2 shit players and a one-season wonder aka the Serbian Piatek

Can't wait for Serbshits to get humiliated by Deutschland and blame Vatican afterwards.

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I really want to bet on Serbia

2 defenders from Leipzig, the team that has conceded the least goals in the league.
Brandt, Havertz, Sané: no comment
Gundogan and Suele are solid. Kimmich, Tah, Neuer and Werner are meh though.

Im pretty sure that schizophrenic nazis arent allowed on Yea Forums outside of /pol/

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Shut the fuck up okay!
Shut the hell up loser!
youtube.com/watch?v=c_M9oEQQ_Fk
Vukovar is Serbia!

gender neutral game - gender neutral thread

Match theme
youtube.com/watch?v=t_LDe9Of3I4

dont you talk shit about our guy

im a girl..... sorry >.

there are more people that want to see those teams lose than win

weebs and croats get the fuck out RIGHT FUCKING NOW

based

tits or gtfo

Where is Granatbry?

Based Ginger Pele aka Bogosavac will make Sane forget he's a footballer.

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*zooming intensifies*

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I wasn't even ITT but I am going in from now on

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can ihave cute stream cuz soccerstreams died

myoplay.live/op-play-live/

When was the last time Serbia or Yugoslavia beat Croatia in football?

Wait. It's never happened?

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no u

youtu.be/_AjzsOCGTOI

Do it for Vucic guys!

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sportsvideoline3.pw/player?channel=sportklub

Well, at least you're not a Croat. Imagine being both? Jeez

RSORB

youtube.com/watch?v=KOdfDEsiJFI
Mirko Vucinic raped your wide buttholes and simulated gunshots at you, even with overrated modric and the rest of overrated mamic's scams from dinamo.

We played like 2 times and you should have lost once but your guy almost broke a leg to the muslim player of ours
Vid related -

"Pogledajte ovu facu, pogledajte ovaj dres..."

alri

frf

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It's good for us to win so our President Vucic will mock our Mrs Merket and Volkswagen bosses (he's gonna watch the game with them).

Did you link me a fucking U21 game?

lmaooooooooooooooooo

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Now seriously, our best players are boycoting that nonce Krstajic & we're gonna lose on purpose by a huge margin here. I'm just thinking that won't be enough to make Krstajic go, so we're gonna lose big against Tsu 3 days after, too.

Why is Serbian Ч is turned upside down?

We got two world cups (U20 but WORLD CUP IS WORLD CUP) and you're gonna be eternal finalists losers and pity golden ball winners! ahahahhaha lmao

BOZIC JE !!!!!!!!

For me, it's PA30BNTH

kek based

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REMOVE TURKISH KEBAB

holy shit this Serbshit is actually celebrating literal kids league results

lmaooo

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>Kehrer
S

That hovering ball.

Pretty cool

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>Mats, Thomas, Jerome
lol

why does germany have niggers lol

for me it's Pyкaвинa and Льajич

fake remorse

>eternal losers

tah looks braindead

says a lot about our society

>4-3-3

>scottish ref
oh no no no

Which Battle of Kosovo do you want me to link?

>Bobby Madden
lmao enjoy your murderball

No Reus even though he’s the best player in Germany

Guess I'll watch this over Wales match

You know what I am just gonna say it...
I want serbia to smash these krauts

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it's a meaningless friendly and dortmund is still competing for the title and reus just came back from injury

Same same.. has the serbian team undergone some a boomercaust as well?

sure thing bros
youtube.com/watch?v=etVl6XaMSTc

>no no no no
kek
not really fond of either NT
im here for the memes

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I'm worrying about Serbia.

t. ko nas bre zavadi

germany are good wtf

AJMO HE TRIK JOVE

Don't you guys literally despise the Serbs?
Or are you worried because you were planning to annex them

>le lose to the top 25 ranked country , the team
Yeah im not liking this sport

Why would we despise them, they are our bros.

serbs are their eternal lapdogs

>ads

we america now

We only need to cuck ronaldo with 2 draws and we did our job as a country football related

This is pretty boring, lads

this is football at its peak

havertz should have shot

there was a red plug
anyone at the arena, pull it out

havertz should be shot

YIKES

AHAHAHAHAHA

witnessed

OH NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN WHEN WILL IT END?

HA

JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC

JUST

based löw still playing exactly like at the WC just with zoomers

MANNSCHAFT BTFO

lmao

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AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
FUCK LÖW
FUCK THE DFB
FUCK NOYER

Daily reminder that this game is rigged so frankfurt can sell Jovic for even more money

JESAM REKO
AJMOOO JOVE

>Man's Shaft

JOVIC
>that defending
OH NO NO NO

>deuschland
>über alles
Pick one and only one

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SRBIJA

What did the german robber say to the bank owner?
Hanover all your money
Hahahahaha

based Jogi, eternal provider of lulz

lmao germs are shit

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

KEK THAT GOAL

J O V I C
O
V
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LMAO

gonna hook myself to aparat brb

hahahaha holy shit
removekebab.webm starts playing

why are you so obsessed with Jovic?

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at least they have genderneutral shithouses

kek

Why do hate serbs hate croats and vice versa despite being so similar?
meanwhile look at germans: protestant prussians and catholic bavarians amongst many others managed to form one nation
why is such thing too hard for balkanoids?

anyone have a webm?

HAHAHAHA

I can't be the only one being happy with this right
surely Löw will finally get the boot soon...

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just cross it to werner la

germany deserves to get dabbed on for 100 years for fucking up the eu
also because they put their black people as central defenders and not on the wings

god is a SERB

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unfortunately this means nothing
löw will never die

yeah.. any day now. Merkel the next day. just wait!

i don´t get it

mi bi ubili za takvog napadača

>werner

>Sane

hanover = hand over
maybe if you read it like an Ostfriese, it makes more sense

You cucks will only fire him once he fucks up the ec.

merkel is basically retired

youtube.com/watch?v=FIcxqVRLEWI

Holy shit Germany is garbage

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Imagine if Cpбијa had an actual coach

sup jt

I meant a webm of the goal. Im not paying 20€ a month more

No ;)

>tfw I was actually nervous about Sunday's match and thinking the German zoomer squad stood a chance
God this feels good right now

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18 minutes have gone how many chances have Germany had? They just play the ball around they are not penetrating into dangerous areas. Looks exactly like the past years.

Will Germany even qualify for Euro

game is much better with this track

the new-German way of giving the boot. wait politely until the one to be booted pisses off on his own

looool average G*rman family 2019

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>hanover = hand over
yeah, but whats the joke?

It's Löw, what did you expect.

nö.
thats also the only chance to get rid of löw

>Schalke

poor Sane. Imagine playing like that. They have 3 attacker waiting on the offside line and nothing is happening

5 days until new mob psycho episode
Cant wait lads

How can I love someone if I don't love myself?

When I think about my life and the stupid shit I've done, I feel an overwhelming sense of despondency. I can't even imagine why I had any friends throughout elementary school, middle school, highschool, college and work.

Then, when I think about all the people I've interacted with, and how they probably don't even remember all the shit I focus on and remember, I feel as if I suffer from a massive case of unwarranted self-importance. And for that, I feel even worse.

Now I am pretty much boring as fuck, aware of my own insignificance and utter lack of self esteem, resigned to my fate, forever an incel.

nobody on Germ team looks like they want to be there lmao

Hello, I'm that guy who loves watching comfy friday night bundesliga matches with my mature gf Lena from Wiesbaden. Saying hello to /bundes/.

gaz gaz gaz

and the austrian way: just obsess over germany 24/7

how the fuck does this happen
what is she thinking

its a pun. Also because a german would actually say "Hannover all ur monay" because of the german accent.

Netherlands will be 1st on that group, but I doubt Germany will spaghetti their way behind Belarus, Estonia or the IRA guys

The whole not loving yourself blah blah is a stupid load of shite. Finding someone you love can complete you and teach you to love yourself

Based Putin funding G*rman genocide through Gazprom

hi fren. how you doin?

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why poor sané? he's shit

Are you saying that Norn Iron, Estonia or Belarus will qualify over them?

With Müller, Boateng and Hummels that wont have happend!

Is there anyone else in the world who is better than Löw at robbing players of their strengths.

zdravo

werner is so shit lmao

Because of stadium reactions it looks like game is in Serbia.

Who would you put in charge instead of him? Is there anyone lined up?

Why does Löw remember me on Merkel?

Pls become Eintracht Frankfurt fan!

watching the game on telly & jerking off to vintage porn on split screen with Yea Forums there too

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Ur mum after she succ them >:)

also even if they don't qualify normally, they still will have a chance to go through nations league play-offs
this is the power of the 24 team european championship

>Jovic already scored

BASED

also please come to barcelona

stefan kuntz who just won the euro with the worst u21 in years

just noticed kimmich is playing lmao

Still can't wrap my head around what happened to this team.

The guys weren't even bad in the WC qualification. What the fuck happened between the last quali game and the pre-WC friendlies that made >us absolute dogshit?

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National team management is a fucking meme Zlatko Dalic and Gareth Southgate look elite at this level. The real problem with germany is terrible callups (Low's fault) and a lack of real talent outside of several attacking players.

who is klostermann

I am the Eintracht fan for this season, but for the next season I'm Stuttgart fan because of another goalscoring prodigy Joveljic.

based

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Hopefully France is next, but it looks like they are already doing that to themselves

Why does Werner run like a mong?

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nobody knows. he was just there when the game started

hmmmmmmm

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Anyone who watches /bundes/ is a friend of mine

>Dude just defend after scoring
Nice

'ate Jogi
'ate Sane
'ate Hurensohn
'ate Neuer
'ate Kimmich

love Miro Klose
love Schweinsteiger
love Mertesacker

simple as

TO ME IT LOOKED LIKE A LEPRECHAUN TO ME, WHO ELSE SAW A LEPRECHAUN SAY YEA????
>Schalke

his mom always washes the jerseys so they let him play sometimes

>literallywhofc

Is this the best Germany can do

sané is so fucking shit whenever I see him
yet he rapes EPL farmers day and night

googled him
apparently he's a defender at RB Leipzig
well I never watch their games so that explains it

its almost like he doesnt give a shit playing for "his" country

>Play well
>Score
>park the bus

Fuck Krstajić

Top tier movie desu

>sané
-3 IQ

based

remind me why am i watching this game

Sané, more like left foot onlé

theres nothing else on tonight. you gonna get it tomorrow though

germany will never win anything as long as they keep playing werner

Her hair looks bushy :3

I HOB KA SCHOGGO OIDE

He's been awful in pl too

nice shot, Leroy

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WEW

Sané and Brandt are the best players so far

wew

needs webm of that asian girl laughing

kek absolute state

>sane
i thought this mutt was supposed to be good?

>Mannshaft?
>More like ManShatAt

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THATS A BIG WORLD CUP WINNER CURSE

>let me pray to allah for a second

He’s never performed for Germany

Is either that or Wales vs Tripadvisor & Trivago

werner is so shit lads
lol

>danko "bully" lazovic still playing
shaking my head

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He's a pepbabby, douglas costa 2.0

gündo is kill

>Neuer
When will Germans learn? You have fucking Ter Stegen and Trapp, why the fuck use this boomer

>Sané is fucking shit
>doesn't go to the WC
>Germany are fucking shit
>WE NEEDED SANÉ ALL ALONG
>Sané plays
>Sané is fucking shit
>Germany are fucking shit
There's something happening here ...

HIGUAINNNNNNNNNNN

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HOLY SHIT
what a sitter

FUCK YOU ADAM

They don’t have any good strikers for some reason.

Is sane asking to be dropped?

LoFuckingl muslims

Ljajicu jebem ti sve one ribe manekenke sto setas

>Dutch FA won't hold a minute of silence for Utrecht before the game tomorrow

fuck white people

Hahahaha the current state of this choking

more like Mein Kampf
hahah amirite?

jammy Germans
Neuer was caught out

German's defence is a joke.

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wow both these teams are shit huh

Mihajlović was right

This'll be an easy win for >us on Sunday desu
If they can't score against Serbian potato farmers they won't score against De Ligt and a top 20 CB

lmao

Sanés the key to all this ... if we get Sané working ... cause he's a pacier nigger than we've ever had in the national team ...

It's gonna be great

do the needful sirs, sauce pls

>tfw too good to score that

>tfw Zidane sign Milenkovic next year

whitey BTFO

what a fucking mong

>Ljajic

kek

>zoomers dont know about odonkor

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FK_Bežanija
>fk bežanija

what a disaster

>he doesn't rate mnnnhkobnh-cabnh

Germany’s defence is hilarious

Sane? Never heard or her

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA THE SEMEN SLURPING STATE OF GERMANY , HOW CAN ONE COUNTRY FALL SO LOW FROM THE KAISER AND INVADING HALF OF EUROPE TO THIS , GET FUCKED KRAUTS GET FUCKED

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I like how Serbia only goes forward once every 20 minutes and still had like 4 huge chances

no wonder pep hates sané

>Play like complete shit
>Should be 3-0 against Germany

Krautfags should be ashamed

>serbian attacks

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>implying you wouldn't want to be checked by a female steward

I A NED

fuck g*rmany and fuck g*rmans

mad because you'll get confused trying to find the women's bathroom to rape some little girls?

how do i migrate to srbija

>kimmich mouthing off again

Germs can’t defend, they can’t attack they can only play on the outside. Like why the fuck don’t they have some big striker up front so they can play some crosses just for variation. You can’t play through 10 players in international football, can’t get that team cohesion, only in club football.

You may not believe me but >we are actually decent.

You'll easily beat this shit Germany team though

love france

>jovic manhandling the nigger
kinda based

Daily reminder that I told you so
Also, I told you so

Last time I checked my country was safe yours is the one that has those things

serbian slags

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l-leave him alone

based

Spain could do it but it was probably due to all the players being from Barca and Real.

press S

Right, they'd be down 3-0

You just know the fucking Dutch faggots will choke on purpose to redeem Löw

S

You guys have a solid team but a shit coach desu, something that sadly doesn't seem uncommon with eastern European teams.

the absolute state of this country

can't people 90% of my family willingly lives there

>the world were scared of them

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> be me
> identify as woman
> prepare to be checked by female steward
> Tfw the female steward is a man
> he identifies as a woman to check women

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Holy shit, it's amazing how far Germany have fallen. They always seemed invincible before the 2018 WC.

It's actually Nemačka, kraut

because your people are here
95% of your people are rapists, you should all be killed

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NUR DER HSV
Watching the game on telly and transcribing some sadpanda material for later translation

bozic je?
DA.

>Dutch football national team relevant

Is this 1998

based as h*ck

what the fuck happened???

werner missed like 3 sitters in 45 minutes

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Probably because it still beats living in a hovel.

Nice vpn bitch.
We haven't done shit to Japan.
They like us germans like we like them.

HERZ AN HERZ HÖRST DU MICH

No one was scared of nazis. They got literally blown the fuck out by USA.

Ћ
That's the character you're searching for

after they lose this game
>it doesn't count! it was just a friendly! Loew still deserves to be the coach!

Trying to put the blame on us Hans , well maybe if you weren't such a beta fag we wouldn't be Fucking your women in your own country while you lick our cum from the carpet

>New look Germany
>It's still shit

*Russia
America did little

Doesn't help that all our best coaches go abroad for money. Dragan Stojković is one of the top 10 best paid managers in the world, in China.

lel I feel like a hypocrite typing that.

>Croatia
>Hovel
actually paradise compared to the muslim and nigger infested German cities

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if only hummels, boateng and mueller were there....

jesüs christ, they really want to help algerians to rape german women don't they?

no sane person wants to fuck 95 year old women but algerians do it all the time
really a nation of mentally ill sand people, you belong in a zoo

The quintessential pace nog

>being STILL THIS mad
youtube.com/watch?v=lGrU8hlIYIE

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germany is irredeemable at this point
we need a reverse hitler

Serbia is a fucking shithole full.

Neither Trapp not ter Stegen play for Bayern.
Same reason why Danny da Costa doesn't get the call

lmao brainlet Suele totally fucked up on the goal

they need Giroud, unironically

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blame Volkswagen

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only your cars and headphones

even as a leaf this is embarrassing lol

Germans who follow the team please answer
Which boomers should have been kept in the national team for the cohesion reasons?

>werner
>"unlucky"
no he's just shit

Based. Free raperooms for based arabs and balkanites

Algeria could have easily been up 0-4 at the half
Embarrassing forwards

Solid first half
Too bad we will lose 3-1

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Stop posting nignog women

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both of you are correct

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>tfw black gf
It's a good feel guys

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but compared to germany austria has a higher % of sand/niggers

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Fuck this.

My bet is kaputt.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

me

>being up 0-4
Stop using the retarded imperial system.

would pick the most qt steward and go through multiple times desu famalam

no player who was involved in 2018 should be allowed in the nt

max kruse is the only boomer who should be allowed

>reverse Hitler
Someone who gasses Germans and promotes Russian Lebensraum in the West while taking Swiss gold and giving it to Jews?

t. Stanko Dragovic
Why do you live in Austria then?

maybe because our statistics are actually accurate
outside of Vienna no city here is as repopulated with third worlders as all western German cities are

(((COPE)))

how long does it take to learn German? Would like to visit some time)))

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MORE

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>outside of Vienna no city here is as repopulated with third worlders
they are populated by austrians aka people hwo fuck their own children in their basements

3 Llajic own goals

>implying I have to be a slav myself to see that their ethnically homogenous countries are superior to the shitshow in the west

personally i'd nominate dylan roof as a young alexander the great type figure

>Graz
>Salzburg

because the Ottomans expelled the Croats from Bosnia to Burgenland (eastern Austria today) and then replaced them there with Vlachs and Serbs?

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post commercials

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I always hear this yet there are billions of Balkanoids and assorted Slavs in Germany cleaning toilets instead of living in their paradises. I'd be happy if they could return home.

/ex-yu/ thread reporting in

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>ethnically homogenous
>3rd world shithole
Checks out

You know what this game really needs to be perfect? Draxler getting subbed in

>Serbs have a literal text message playing in midfield

Is there a single person who can dislike Uwe Seeler? He's such a jolly opa.

braune weiber uezs

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>Reus going to get subbed in
Goodbye Bundesliga title for Dortmund.

too hard, dont bother

this thread is now about black girls

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"there's nothing like bonding with my wives son"

ja aber hallo alder

Injured.

>braun
die is aber weiß

oh lawdy how i am jealous of you
please tell me she squirts chocolate milk outta her tits
lie to me

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vise crnkinja anoni, jos!

Pls have a dick

>Reus
Bogosavac, do your ankle breaking

you sure seem to know a lot about Croatia. Bet you think Slovenia is 3rd world too, aswell as Czech and Slovakia

yes, not even close to the average German city

haha time for Reus ACL tear in a meaningless shit friendly

ANIME

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Why is it so funny to help raise a child not your own? I get all the 'ya cuck' memes and 'lol you let your wife sleep around' stuff, but what about step parents? I mean, my step-father has been in my life since I was about 8 years old. I am in my 30s now. He is just as much my father as my blood father that divorced my mom when I was 3. My stepdad is a good man who helped bring up a hellraiser of a boy not his own and as I matured I came to know just how great a man he is.

I was hesitant to get with my ex because she had a kid from a previous relationship but remembered my own stepdad and felt no shame in getting with her. I tried to make that young boy's life better like my own stepdad did. It didn't work out in the end and I felt bad for how it all ended, but I think giving a child a father figure, even if that child isn't your own is about the most good and manly thing a man can do.

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>das ist weiss in deutschland jetzt
kek
adolf is rollin in his grave right now

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you niggas literally live in a caliphate lmao

>you sure seem to know a lot about Croatia
I was talking about Serbia. "Slovenia" is actually Austrian in all things architecture to infrastructure, except for people and language.

Graz had 2 terror attacks. Vienna has had 0.

baza
that little oil check at the end made me cry outta laughter the first time i saw it

Why do I want a black German gf now???

And you have millions of chinks

>you niggas literally live in a caliphate lmao
You mean figuratively, not literally. Learn to speak English.

It's fucking good too bro, find yourself a black girl bro. It's worth it.

*sigh*

what happened to Germany?
where are the real men?

Sigh, when will they learn

It's the future hermano

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Jovic is goat

wut was the second? remember the car through Herrengass but nothing else

I rather be around Asians than Arabs

Serbia could be leading 0:3. Damn how wasteful.

>Graz had 2 terror attacks.
I recall the guy with the car, but was the other one?

>find yourself a black girl bro
jesus fucking christ i forgot i saw one black angel this weekend when i was going
they are a rarity here my friend
like unicorns

>Lazovic

top fef

another caliphate speaks up
proto-caliphates are still caliphates, retard

Yeah, me too actually.

I've heard of three guys here in Slavonia marrying them. Separate occasions. I never see them.

anyone else eagerly awaiting the Reus injury?

yes hello we are here

instagram.com/itsjustajlove/?hl=en

>tfw I'll never have a chocco girlfriend

Why even live?

ulrich h.

they died in WW2

Just play a throughball to sané when he's on the left, why can't Germans comprehend such a big brained tactics?

yep, it was in news. I kid you not. Black people are so rare in croatia so when one croatian dude married kenyan woman it actually made news lol. slavonac, google it, quite funny

Milinkovic Savic is so fucking terrible, overrated piece of shit

that's just what they'll expect us to do

Sane is really pacey, isn't he?

Is that Gotze?

Nemačka je srbija

Zašto to misliš ?

he's dynamic and quick too

This could be you, bros

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He's quick, he's fast, and he's got pace.

LOOK AT THE PACE HERE

Imagine paying 80 euros to watch this crap game

never forget

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Whhy are germans so brainlet? just defend and counter and use your only nig Sane to run up the left

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and you'll have kids that look like sané.

instead pay 5 Euros to watch Croatia annihilate Azerbaijan tomorrow

omfg

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Stop being poor then Dragan

Would they be a well paid athlete though?

88888 and hitler rises from death

Based Dmitrovic.

...

fast negroes, now THATS a player i like

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88888 get and liverpool win the double

This can't be real can it ?

based

Oh wow... is this real lol?

basiert und rotgepillt

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Literally all I can think of when I see Sane
What on Earth was he thinking?

why isn't the Bulgarian Kolarov playing

pa ovo nema u los andjelesu

who got it?

"ooga booga2

why

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>Sane

REMOVE KEBAB'S GOAL

The serbs are impenetrable!

>wer?ner

who over 50 year old here?

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OLMO

to je realno kjume

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>Gündolel

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENNNG

GOD IS CONFIRMED TO FAVOR ORTHODOX

Protestants btfo

bruder war so dich wegen bomben ott und 6 bierchen aber jetzt bin ich hier alles gut jungs

cringe get

Because Löw sees himself as the German Pep.

ovaj lik iz hetafea je dobar jebote

kek I prefer negras

WHAT THE WAS THAT RETARD DOING?

it is
he also dresses like this

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LMFAO

lol looks like ronald mcdonald

didn't that jacket cost 20k or something lmao

the absolute state of Wales meanwhile

cant even score against Trinidad

bhahaha holy fuck

Gündolel wtf

It feels weird to say but I think we're unironically going to win the Euro 2020. This is the typical "not performing in friendlies" meme game. Everything looks good, zoomers are gonna bring it home.

GOATretzka

APOLOGIZE

some really good plays in the past 10 minutes

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bruder ich mach noch 1 shisha kopf fertig ja

GOATRETZKA

gore & ska

I guess, no idea though
I fully believe the designer let his kid spray some shit on there and went "lol just look, bet they are retarded enough to buy this anyway"

>€verything looks good

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL GERMANY IS SO BAD

easy

SENORITAS IM ARM

About time

this tßh

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wtf my stream is like 5 mins behind

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>sub in 2 semi-good players
>score
lol its so easy

>Miss an easy sitter for 2:0
>Lose the match 2-1
Just like every serbia game ever :)

Niggers and sandniggers from nazi empire are absolute trash, imagine my shock.

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nah dude, this has draw written all over it

>tf
>tp

Tequila lauwarm

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Both these teams are dogshit tbf.

serbia choking so hard

same here lol...

Why all the EX Yugoslavian nations always chokes on football?

>game should be 4-0 serbia
>draw instead
nice choking fags

>Le Roy
more like Le Peasant

dont underestimate the power of löw

Not after this second half.

PUT IN BASED PAVKOV

>Jović out

What did Krstajić mean by this?

weak mentallity

Where is Teodosic?

we need him fresh for tsuuuuuu

it's germany
what could possibly happen? them scoring another goal? LMAO

Thank America for that

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>Mfw Pavkov accidentally again scores a goal

>Serbia play better without Matic
>Unired play better without Matic
>Both managers will continue to keep playing him when fit

Tah is a pure meme

>John Attentat

REUS REUS REUS

>Thank America
>That pic
I don't what do you mean by that but...
DO IT FAGGOT, JUST DO IT

Just today in the newspaper, there was an article about MeToo in Serbia: it was about a young woman suing her ex employee (the mayor of a little town) for sexual harassement. Then they talked about the negative influence of "turbo folk" (shit music btw) has on young people bc it gives too many sexist steretotypes

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he's preparing for the world cup

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Can we beat Ukraine?
I really dont know what happening with their NT

Yeah, they are shit

Werner has an IQ of 85. Why do we let him play?

>they're actually playing decent football

is this real life?

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MITRO MITRO MITRO

looks quite high for a professionnal football player, pour être honnête

new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread

say what you want, but Sahne is playing great now

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dmitrovic is a great gk desu

Is this just Fantasy?

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>Wales had 23 goal attempts against 6 from Trinidad
>cant score

the absolute state

>Drawing against Serbia’s c team
Yes, truly amazing

underrated af.

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Newfag.