/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Antartica Edition

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>WDC Standings
V. Bottas 26
L. Hamilton 18
M. Verstappen 15
S. Vettel 12
C. Leclerc 10

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 44
Ferrari 22
Red Bull 15
Haas 8
Renault 6

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
157 (159 entries)

>News:
Honda: "We are not solve yet"
Kubica: "I don't regret choosing to come back despite Willy"
W Series testing on
GOATberg: "Valtteri can win the WDC if he keeps the right mentality, Lewis has his weakness periods"
Toto: "Charlie is irreplaceable"

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first

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Typical low quality American post

your welcome

reminder

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"a future world champion"

what is this reminding me of, exactly?

nth for Kvyat's redemption

You almost forgot Hulk races in f1 innit?

>An F1 team
>Somehow a good guy

Hello new friend

Not sure about hopes and dreams

>Low energy opinions
>Low energy meme format
>High energy riposting
KYS

>riposting

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Well lads, what's the craic

Made some changes after Australia r8 my team

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>plebs couldn't take the unterhunds-narrative of the Emperor anymore
based

>rating LeKek

>Picking a definite #2 driver

Daily reminder that Hulk is a pedo

>kneejerk reaction after one race on an unusual track

nice

Sameflag

based retard

Justinian instigated the riots to demolish the old Hagia Sophia for free. He then took /histeam/ to safety, then had the army kill the other team and the angry plebs.

Liberty will pull a similar maneuver to rid the sport of Tifosi, destory Monza, and replace it with a Tilkedrome.

The ghetto of American reading comprehension

If Whiting is ded, can we kill Tilke?

youtube.com/watch?v=m8YMpmnCwQw
kek

also, is Formula E a meme?

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>is Formula E a meme?
I'm just gonna say that a driver gets a drivethrough penalty if he recovers energy too well in an electric car championship.

>fans, its james
theyre actively mocking us now

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Of course it is a meme.

How could a series not be a meme if I could tell a Finnish lad lies so he would keep repeating them for my amusement?

>vett tel
Is this 2008?

>Is formula E a meme?
(Asterix indicates he got a #fanboost)

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just watch the first corner and you'll see

a what?

its a speedboost the cars can do if people voted for the driver on a poll on the internet...
you cant make this shit up

How is it wrong? The guy got a drivethrough in Mexico for overcharging the battery under braking, AKA being too good at recovery which is fucking funny considering FE is supposed to advance electric technology.

wtf

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Is a meme but drivers prefer to sim it over racing actual top tier series

>News for Polish fans as the Kubica effect has led an extended deal for Eleven Sports to continue to broadcast F1 in 2020 to 2022
based.

but 2019 is Kubica's last year in F1

only if williams don't improve this year. he's on a 1+1.

Imagine signing a contract on your homeboi is really choking and then 2 more years of MWL

>they fell for it

what do you mean by drivers preferring to sim it?

They prefer doing sim work for it instead of racing actual cars

Suprised liberty hasnt tried to underhandedly force an American into F1 for publicity.

Could dedicate a whole Netflix Series to the 1 driver

>>fans, its james
cheeky cunt

I volunteer as tribute

idk, you'd have this guy if he wasn't such a moronic cunt

but maybe they'll fix IndyCar for Rossi to win and he'll will come back

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Charliequads says if Tilke is gonna die or not this year
>He's gonna bin it

>Mon Dieu...

digits and it might be you next buddy boy. Only way to save yourself is to get seven (7) (you)s within the next 24 hours. With proof.

>Herra varjelkoon...

Get that kid some chapstick and/or herpes ointment.

Is that even an official photo? It looks like he has gone into a primary school and demanded a photo on photo day.

>mfw driving an F2 car while texting

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The prophecies foretold...

Good to see they are letting retards do things at haas

>Tfw bullying my poo in loo team mate with my dad

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What a wank-off

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Kvyat will be father

I was actually at an event he spoke at a few months ago. Strangely he looks nothing like that now

cum

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Was it a gay nightclub opening?

dubs confirm it

Nope, Kelly will be mother for now, we'll see if it will be a Blyat

beauty

>at an event he spoke at
why the fuck would anyone want that asshole to make a speech?

women who look so much like their father freak me out

I actually stopped dating a girl after 8 months when I met her father and brother and it was like looking at the same person.

Looks like this year we'll have Ted's autism debrief instead of the autism book

youtube.com/watch?v=dKjuHVdXJ24

hot

I did make her do anal for the week i was fucking her after that.

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Started dating the dad instead?

>picture taken in 2024

>thinks gf looks too much like her father and brother
>makes her do anal soon after
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

jej

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it was the closest I felt comfortable to experimenting. I found out I wasn't gay and also do not enjoy putting in an ass.

post pic of girl

MotomEme is killed for their second round aswell

>Halfwheelers can't even get their meme serie going

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post pic of dad

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you can't really know until you fuck a male ass tho

He looks like some randomized Skyrim character

Mattia 'facciadimmè' Binotto

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would you let them drive your race car?

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Chadders yes she's legit, the rest not so much

youtube.com/watch?v=2Ft3Ug_YthM

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Thot to the left looks like a young James May

the one in the middle looks like pinky and the brain

>Just popped up in my suggestions aswell

Imagine the smell...

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Fugg, the goblin in the middle looks like some famous brit but I can't tell who

me outside behind the door-frame

>the straight that seemingly never ends
lel

This guy fucks

INDYCAR EXPOSED

what the fr*ck is an indy car

Now now, you don't need the absolute fastest cars in the world to have good racing series. Just look at Formula E, they have loads of exciting racing each weekend and sorry, can't even type that with straight face, can I?

Williams to Indycar when?

>+18.4
what would the delta to Williams be? like +12 sec.? embarrassing

indycar is unironically more fun to watch than f1. same for f2, which has a similar time gap.

No, writing positive about formula dremel you must have a pretty gay face

Thanks, you have a pretty gay-face too. Wanna go for a drink sometime?

>indycar pre-season lap
obviously it would still be very slow, but that's a dumb comparison.

well, /f1/?

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Does Joe have autism?

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death to anime.

Why does that dude need joe saward to give him a weather report

too brainlet to solve it?

Lol like I care, I'll just wait until the guys back in Brackley radio me the answer

weak

Unironically isn't, it's fucking awful.

>same for f2, which has a similar time gap.
F2 is 12 seconds off F1, or at least last year, this time out will probably be a bit more

He wants Saward to describe the meteorological methdos the teams use to predict the weather for a race weekend.

they have special methods? i assumed they looked at the news lol, and go to the local government's weather service's website for radar info, etc.

lads how do I become an F1 pundit

42

wanna start an american f1 podcast senpai?

in America, you have to decapitate David Hobbs. there can be only one.

I don't know, my brain is not very good for maths.

Joe, Lee & Palmer's pretty good analysis about the start in Melbourne:

formula1.com/en/latest/article.jolyon-palmers-analysis-how-bottas-out-started-hamilton-in-australia.6PoWFNcdUHX0k2UpOncgcB.html

tl;dr Hamilton fumbled a bit with the clutch at the crucial moment.

La creatura

I'd listen.

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>tl;dr Hamilton fumbled a bit with the clutch at the crucial moment.
no shit

>not just letting go of the clutch completely and slamming down accelerate

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i'll let you know if i do it. i need a new mic anyway...perfect excuse to spend the money.

We're not here to do your homework for you

based.

>t. seething because he can't solve it

They do. At least Ferrari has multiple people on a 20-mile radius around the circuit, scouting for rainclouds. Local forecasts are not accurate enough to know which part of the track the rain will hit etc. Of course they don't do this if there's no chance for rain, though.

His erection and libido: gone

>not just keeping the clutch pulled till the end and make the car move just by guts and spirit

Why does every middle aged Britbong woman look like that

twitter.com/joesaward/status/1108226541954174976

Seems like too cheesy of a forced meme for my tastes.

cringe!

twitter.com/gimmick_smith/status/1108496552698499072?s=19
done
give me reddit gold

I wouldn't mind it
though, not in the way these guys are planning it. They should just give race control the nickname "Charlie".

I want to fuck her thighs

>twitter.com/gimmick_smith/status/1108496552698499072?s=19
>gimmick_smith
>gimmick

Need I say more?

make sure to follow me, I like and retweet some of the best hentai out there

Chief
Human
Arbiter (of)
Regulation
Litigations
In (the)
Event

Feel like pure shit
I just want him back

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based

How old was Durbo? and when exactly did he die?

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What kind of idiot drives in to a hedge?

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He was a big kot

Sometime around October

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Look on the bright side. You slid into Emilia's DMs and got her talking about her pussy.

i miss the aussie and kiwi range ban

this

It only banned the foolish ones.

>t. cyberbullied by Australians

:((((

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Which dragon dildo /f1/?

@91590358
>even though it isn't a hedge I'll just do it again anyway haha

>tfw BD no longer do 2nd hand sales

one that kills you, preferably

/f1/ is a horse dildo general

>implying driving across the lawn rips your car to pieces

m8, I've driven over grass hundreds of times and never damaged my vehicle.
You need at least a hedge to do that kind of damage.

Chance Flared obviously.

>a fence or boundary formed by closely growing bushes or shrubs.

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As much as this is a horse general I feel taking an XL Rex to the base is more impressive.

Exactly!

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I only see OX, what about em?

I figured it out.
I fucking figured it out, lads!!!

All these tobacco companies are trying to get back in to F1
>MISSION WINNOW
>A Better Tomorrow

But the government figured them out and banned them for the Australian GP.

So what do those clever bastards do...?

They get Ricciardo to hit a HEDGE in a yellow car!!!!

Those sneaky sneaky clever bastards!!!

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VETTELBROS...

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Justinian definitely did not instigate the riots purposefully, he almost fled the city and only stayed because Theodora had balls and told him to. He then carried out one of, if not the worst, political massacre the Roman had ever seen

I miss him bros.

Did you really call a rut in grass a hedge just to set up this forced joke?
You try too hard and not enough at the same time.

>t. seething about >muh country's driver being mocked

*yawn*

Prove me wrong.

You can't.

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I'm going to bully you extra hard now.

These hedge posts are fucking awful

Nice try, big tobacco.

>projecting

can't tell if this is a serious post or not

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Truth

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I mean going to fuck you up. With cancer

>Last year Honda got a podium was 2008

Rate my 2008 GP Grid Line Up Theme

youtu.be/zTDeEJyCmNA

>cancer
weak genes, m8. my grandad smoked since he was 12 and lived to be 97

youtu.be/mMfxI3r_LyA

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youtu.be/ZHVJVQzHv5Q

>all this /ftg/ tier talk
had no idea you lads were on that molded silicone train, based as fuck

>>all this /ftg/ talk
Huh? No one mentioned him or Indycar.

ate two burgers
ate two scotch eggs

love food
simple as

nice, did you make them yourself or bought from somewhere?

>no weevil bread
>no discarded kitchen benchtop pork

2/10

bought them but I'd usually make them

I prefer vegemite to marmite

The grubs are now inside the brickwork. The WAGhouse is now a hive

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Hey it wasn't actual pork...

It was worse than that, it was the skin which my mum doesn't like making into proper crackling so just pulled it off after cooking.

And WAGcat got yelled at, not WAGmum....
The fucking state of WAGfamily.

lads make sure to follow me on instagram @ f1_wanker and give me reddit gold

WAGmum is an emotional wreck at times and swore off drinking so she can't console the fact that 3 sons and a workaholic partner have resulted in her dreams of being an artist going kaput.
And a lot of that comes from the 4 men in the house taking little to no responsibilities and dumping everything on her shoulders which is unfair.

post champagne faces

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That must be pretty tough on WAGcat :((((

To be fair I genuinely think we managed to pick the two stupidest of cats from the rescue centre.

>from the rescue centre

>used cats
There's ya problem.

>0:37
>pole

They were quite young when we got them but you can tell one did not get played with enough as kitten as she is anxious and jumpy all the time.
She is also the one that drools a fuck tonne when she is happy.

>she is anxious and jumpy all the time

>WAGmum is an emotional wreck

Maybe she picked up the drooling from WAGmum too?

kelly luring in macaco to feee her baby

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>feee
fug, I meant feed

tuttomotorsport.com/formula1/ferrari-problemi-al-turbo-a-melbourne.html

>the request to stay on very conservative mappings (maps 5 and 6 to be precise) implicitly contained a warning of problems

>It seems that the problem of the power unit is to be found in the turbocharger . Even during the tests some small problems had occurred with the turbocharger, but it seemed attributable to the failure of the exhaust. The exhaust, in fact, after giving in, seemed to have caused a small malfunction to the turbocharger's impeller

>the turbocharger is directly linked to the hybrid part of the power unit , namely to the MGU-H. A low power of the thermal unit initiates a chain reaction: less force in the exhaust gases, hence a slower start-up of the turbine (increase in turbo lag) and, finally, less electrical energy available following the delayed activation of the turbine impeller . Lower energy supplied by the hybrid part means greater fuel consumption

> it was also understood in the way we saw Vettel driving in the middle of the race. The German, in fact, has often tried to keep the heat engine at high speed to try to recover as much energy as possible. This led him to optimize consumption, doing a lot of lift and coast to make fuel saving. This need to optimize fuel consumption was evident on the main straight, where Vettel stopped several times in seventh gear and did not enter the eighth gear.

>However, it seems that all Ferrari powered vehicles are in trouble and it seems that everyone has used fairly conservative maps. Furthermore, Grosjean and Raikkonen had big problems even on Saturday, problems promptly solved by the technicians.

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JUST

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Should have pointed out that the quotes were about Vettel's engine in Melbourne, not every Ferrari PU.
Though if it is a design issue, which is likely, they're all fucked.

>Si, noi siamo i sottocani. Lo motore e la macchina sono scopata

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How do you go from the manliest team into the most onions one?

Ferrari 2018
>daddy maurizio
>hitler
>GIMMO

Ferrari 2019
>literal basedboy
>german mechanic
>twink

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Onions boy

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Fuck, I mean onions boy

Imagine being dumb enough to get word filtered.

Sad desu.

>imagine being dumb enough to be locked out of Yea Forums by your isp for a week
Hey mate good to be back

wtf, i mean onions boy

>first comment about leliams
Also to anyone saying Indycar is as fun to watch as F2, kys you fucking nigger, its a boring piece of shit with less overtakes than F1 with pretty much everything decided by fuel saving. Its somehow is even more disgusting than 2000s F1 fuelsaving years tbdesu.

juul car when?

Holy shit! What's going on senpai?

You stay safe down there during the happenings?

>twink
friendly reminder, rooting for a twink is literally manliest thing on earth

You must have typed it wrong by accident. Try again bud

Yeah. I'm not a muzzie, I did know 2 victims though. But by 6:30 last Friday everything was more or less ready to be back to normal. Cops lingered for the weekend with their chopper which was the only real thing of note that was strange. There is still some streets blocked off but there was plenty of those before Friday for construction and shit anyway.
Come Monday it was business as usual for me.

what a yoke of a motorsport

>Failrari
if this story is true, how difficult would this be to fix?

If it's a problem with the physical turbo, it won't be impossible to fix.
The main problem will be the lead time in both development and manufacturing a new turbocharger.

It also creates an issue where they will have to replace the old turbo with the new one, and use one of their part credits to do that.
For Vettel, if they don't have a new design ready by Bahrain, and his turbo from Melbourne is indeed fucked, that's two credits they have to throw in the bin when the upgraded unit is ready.
And I think they're only allowed to use 3 this year before they get penalties.

Then you have to remember that they have a limited lifespan, so they'll need to replace them during the season anyway.
So it makes grid penalties very likely for all of them later in the season if a) it is a design problem that will eventually affect all the turbos, and b) they can't get the upgraded unit in to service very soon.

Tuti frutti benne

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Carbohydrate Caretaker would have solved this

>RB suddenly struggling with chassis
>Ferrari engine shit the bed
It's over bros

>six (6) WDCs

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Melbourne showed us it's yet another MWL shit tier episode and that F1 """""experts""""" and """""""journalists""""""" who hyped Ferrari to high heavens are fucking useless.

>>RB suddenly struggling with chassis
Sauce?

>The exhaust, in fact, after giving in, seemed to have caused a small malfunction to the turbocharger's impeller

Actually, reading that again, do they mean the exhaust manifold is failing and sending chunks through the turbine and fucking the wheel?

If that's the case, if the manifold is not considered a part of the turbo, they won't all have to blow a credit on the replacement (Vettee still will because his turbine wheel is fucked).
But with the FIA being the FIA it would not surprise me if the manifold is also considered the turbo. so it could go either way.

Penalties aside, it's a lot easier issue to solve if it's just the manifold.
>inb4 steampipe log manifold made in the back of the garage with a stick welder

Another day, another coffee without any milk that tastes forced
JUST

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Oh think twice, it's another day for you and me in paradise

Fucking buy some instead of whining like a babby

>not using man cream

But but I wanna whine

>part credits
YOKE

>drinking coffee anyway other than black

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Nah m8, my manly beard is so big it uses up all of it

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Are you cutting or what?

stolen
sottocani lmao

It's just another day for you, you and me in paradise, *epic beat*

maybe Italians are the problem

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I actually drank it like that for a long time but eventually grew tired and took the blue pill

>but but mattia binotto is swiss

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m8, you're talking to someone who thinks he's """Italian-American""" because his great great great great great great great great great grandma got knocked up by an Italian bloke.

t. descendant of a Welsh sheep rapist deemed unfit for British society and its gene pool

>t. doesn't realise that America was also founded as a British penal colony because of his patriotic "education" system

>implying
he is probably chinese or jewtalian

shut up and focus on your places of worship being shot up

All I can read is Leclerc Wins Lol
Btw if it's that fucked they'll change it, it makes more sense having a new turbo and eventually get a penal later in the year giving you a 5/6th place in that race rather than taking no penalties and keep being in 5th/6th for 7 races because you don't want to DNF

They struggled in FPs and still ran low on down force in the race. Pic related.
Helmut also confirmed this.

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Senile Marko said they have the best engine and their chassis is shit because it was made to mitigate lack of Renault's power. They'll fix it real quick and be on top in no time.

Just Stop it,

>stop exposing me
>t. Phillip Morris

Yeah, nah.

Who do we hype in FKino apart from Schumacher and Calderon (they'll be shit)? Hubert and Mazepin?

If Ferrari allows Leclerc to challenge Vettel they might have a chance to win the WDC but such a ting is impossible since Vettel is still rambling about MUH 5TH WDC

Nick's sister?

/Ghiotto/

"The chassis is shit, fix it!"
"Our engine's gud tho"

In what god damn timeline did we end up in?

Is she still with Russel?
Ghiotto, figlio mio, why you so slow??

have sex ;p

Sette Camara, Ghiotto, Zhou, Ilott

He's back in a competent team now.
He can pull a Davide/Palmer by winning the championship 4 years in
>tfw Fisi-Trulli rivalità will be back in F1 with Ghiotto and Gio

All non-rookies technically are worse than Albon, so I don't have much fate in them desu

desu I don't need anyone but Big Dick Mick to make this FK season exciting

>Delighted thousands of people got to try @rich_energy in Melbourne at @F1 Grand Prix. Even our CEO couldn't resist
twitter.com/rich_energy/status/1108493174614487041

detractors BTFO #nobull

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Nah I'm too lazy for that shit, maybe dead I'm better than seeing Rari choking another 10 years

Tadasuke Makino because he's /Hondaboys/

He looks like Arthur Morgan, boeh
He needs a cowboeh hat and sum moneh

>being shot up
You know a thing or two about this

Yeah we don’t care though.

I wonder what that that can said on it before they painted their logo on it.

Does Zhou TSUUUUUUUUUUU after he wins?

>"I do think Bottas can be world champion," Rosberg is quoted by Auto Bild.
>"Bottas is in combat mode this year. You cannot underestimate the mental side in Formula 1. It's what we saw last year with Sebastian [Vettel]."
>Rosberg thinks a perfect example of how Bottas can beat Hamilton is the way the Finn managed to get to the first corner first in Melbourne, despite starting second.
>Rosberg noted that, at the first race since Charlie Whiting's death, his successor as race director Michael Masi started the race after a shorter than usual pause after the five lights came on.
>"Statistically, that was certainly the fastest light turn-off time in years," Rosberg explained. "I'm sure many were surprised, and that's a weakness of Lewis.
>"I think if Valtteri can keep the positive mentality, he can become world champion, because then Lewis has his periods of weakness."

>Lewis has his periods ...of weakness.

Love Nico

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Is it true that Lewis is so insecure that all criticism and undermining gets under his skin?

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Is Nico offering Lewis head to Valterri to life in?

It clearly worked with Nico.
He does seem to have a tendency to get demoralized when things start going against him. It accumulates and he starts to make more and more mistakes.

COMBAT MOED

Nico could pull 7 wins in a row, something that Bottas will never achieve. He'll end the season fifth just after Verstappen, cap this.

>picking not one but 3 (THREE) #2 drivers

Impossible to hate this man

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Bottas is unlocked now after killing Charlie and does not have to take team orders.

Bottas cannot turn back now.
He has shown his punished side.

That's what I suspect as well, but let's hope we're both wrong. This season really needs someone to challenge the likely HWL.

OC. based or cringe?

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needs more of that hulk's unwarranted smugness

cute

Cute

Do KMag next.

cute! do more!

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Will try to change the eyebrows a little

Why is Rosberg driving for Renault?

she needs BIG GERMAN TITTIES
t. German porn connoisseur

have sneed

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based

I want to see Gio the Nazi
t. Italian women lover

Yep, This is going on my wall

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based

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CUTE!

please do other f1 figures as well, like Ted or Bernie

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Nobody wants to see Bernie's cameltoe, even as a qt3.14 2d gril

Hulk haters btfo

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*bunch of fuckin nonces the lotta you* (Australian accent)

>significantly slower
(French accent)

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available for pre-order brit lads.

rokitphones.com/uk/rokit-smartphones

>ROK Life Services included. All ROKiT Smartphones come with our ROK Life 'Ultimate' package - our Life Services bundle that includes Wi-Fi calling, Breakdown, Key cover, Motor Excess cover, and £50,000 Personal Accident insurance, FREE for the first 3 months

>life
>implying lifetime
>free for 3 months

>buy rokit
>great I have a 50k accident insurance
>after 3 months they start billing 500 poundarydoos
>can't cancel without having to pay contract break clause

I'll stick with my fagphone thanks

can someone post the raikkonen vs alonso stats meme?

What is the most exciting F1 season from 1990 - 2010 ?

1994

2010

2007

99, 03, 07, 10

Suoer hot takes from our national pundits. I used Google Translate and cleaned up some bits for your convenience. You can get a pretty good gist of it with translate.
Italian and Finnish media keep blowing the *Ngloid Lugenpresse the fuck out.
>the main concern is the need to defend the five-time world champion immediately in the event of even minor adversity.
>Would Mercedes ever come out half an hour after 1-2 finish to tell us about damage or mechanical problems if it was Valtteri Bottas's car? Would have they explained anything in such a case? Hardly.
>Despite all his success, Lewis Hamilton is still extremely fragile to all the doubts thrown by track events in his path. If the speed of the car is not as expected, Hamilton wants an answer during the race - and of course publicly on the team radio, so everyone hears the explanation live.
>He's ready to throw the whole strategic group under the bus with a bad tactical solution to keep his imago of a racing driver immaculate. That's why Mercedes's return to discuss Hamilton's failure on social media channels on Wednesday raises the question of whether Hamilton really needs to be defended this much.
Source:
mtvuutiset.fi/artikkeli/nakokulma-mercedeksen-tarve-selittaa-lewis-hamiltonin-ongelmia-menee-jo-yli-ymmarryksen-ja-kertoo-f1-mestarin-viela-kummallisemmasta-hauraudesta/7332916#gs.1vkg76

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Or does Hamilton himself know that the difficulties he experienced may not have been as bad as he wants to present?
Forgot the best bit :DD

Ow the Hedge

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kek, btw Mercedes is still in full damage control motorsport.com/f1/news/hamilton-mercedes-floor-damage-kerb/4356435/

Is "Hamilton fragility" the "Raikkonen motivation" of 2019?

you press is still shit
>be lewlew
>break the car
>complain about it
This is what he has to get btfo for in the first place.

I'm gonna say it.

*ERHUM*

Lewis has been exposed.

B-but muh damaged car!

Come on it's not that damaged, and it doesn't explain getting BTFO at the start.

B-but muh early pitstop! Muh worn tyres!

B-but muh second stint covering off Ve-ttel!

lewis here plz no bully

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How unexpected that the Murrican prefers it BLACKED

IT'S OVER for Hamilton if he gets beaten in Bahrain, IMAGINE it now, NO MORE EXCUSES.

>implying they won't bring him in for a stop and break a part of the car to give an excuse for him at the end.

Hamilton will BTFO everyone in Bahrain. Blessed!

>*valteri hold position please*
>NEGATIVE

98 and 99 were breddy gud.

based fins

>Losing this part in the race could easily have knocked a tenth off the car’s ultimate pace from the downforce loss alone, then exacerbated by the change in the car’s balance and overuse of its tyres. But alone would not account for the whole difference in race pace between the two Mercedes
Now even Racefans are questioning Hamilel and Merkek :DD
racefans.net/2019/03/21/analysis-the-impact-of-hamiltons-broken-floor-and-mercedes-other-melbourne-upgrades/

>Punished Bottas (and Rosberg!)
>BinOtto spec2 Ferari team
>Nippon AMD AMX
Will Hamilton gonna make it?

Lewis head enough place for Nico, Valtteri and Adrian at the same time

>Will Hamilton gonna make it?
I really hope not

Wasn't Adrian occupying the other end?

>forgot to cancel my f1tv subscription before my free one week trial ended
>liberty sneakily charged me $60 for a years worth of coverage
fucking jews

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winless season

>go to /biz/
they post gay jokes
>go to /bant/
its gay as always
>go to /f1/
well, fuck

It's not their fault you have the memory of a pidgeon

Dubs and we'll hear "NO NO NO" in Bahrain

reroll

Who will come out on top this year?

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>77
made me :hmmm:

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i was 2 hours too late :(

>Bottas dubs

Stop feeding his power finland

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just a reminder that hamlelton has not won a wdc without gimi driving a ferrari

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>Both Vettel and Hamlelton were magnetically attracted towards the midfield where Gimi was, falling behind in pace
This is the curse of gimibabbyism

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kek
KEK
K E K

WE CAN'T STOP HIM BROS

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fatjhon if he finish more races than last year

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I rate KMag more

I changed the security code entry
hopefully the payment will get denied

>AYO JAMES

*farts*

Is the Turk vettelbro the worst gimmick in /f1/ history?

*sniffs*

t.

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ah yes my dear

currently yes but boy did we have some super shitty gimmicks before

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the monkey gimmick is infinitely worse

>*Va...valtteri please...you are going too fast...Slow down*
>no

What is an Gimmick?

at first it was hot then I remembered he's a manlet

bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-47650835

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that's exactly why they offer the free trial
Amazon do the same shit but luckily they now will refund you if you forget to cancel it before the trial ends

kek, when was that?

>bbc

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this should be the (long overdue) update for pic related

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Found this in my capped folder, any comment on that, Finnbros?

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>another bottas dubs
you cannot escape, lewlew

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was this the most forgettable 1-2 finish ever

just happened

The bolids look ugly and unsafe without the halo

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It's a troll I made and I was rather disappointed no one fed me replies but your screencap gave me a DEVILISH grin
t. That post's poster

the old pretending to be retarded defense, never fails

Daily reminder: F1 with Halo is F0/10

I'm glad I brought you happines and I hope you post that cap again if Ferrari manage to unfuck their car by Bahrain

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BANG

SMACK

WALLOP

This.

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I miss noelposting lads.

I don't save caps of my posts

*buys Mercedes*

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he doesn't have that kind of moeny

>moeny
You just got owned.

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*buys all major British car manufacturers*
*runs for president*
*disappears from reality*

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Tell me about Monger, why does he insist on wearing the shorts? He enjoys the attention? Making people around him uneasy?

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ok now this was epic

he is looking for bf and showing off some skin

Well that is his life now, it defines him, he will never achieve anything racing wise (never was going to with legs), so he has to remind you.

yes, he's a snowflake

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how can 3dpd compete?

It kind of makes sense though. Saves on cleaning, won't get caught on shit, and perhaps he likes the tickle of the wind against his balls.

>perhaps he likes the tickle of the wind against his balls
who doesn't

>why does he not work out his left leg to even out the obvious difference in mass?

twitter.com/BBCWomansHour/status/1108702883049099264
>Is a new motorsport league just for women an opportunity to address the imbalance in racing or will it further side-line female drivers in a male dominated sport? @whjm spoke to @GTOpoppy, driver @JamieChadwick55 and W Series CEO @bondmuir

how the fuck can you only speak to someone competing in the series AND the ceo? where's the opposing view?

Grosjean shits on Mag if he keeps his shit together but he probably won't so it will be close

>address the imbalance
>no men allowed DDDD:

That won't happen, it's all ogre

Jut chop your dick off and you are all set and all women.

>against his balls.
they didn't get annihilated in the crash?

Well that's what you do when PR teams pay you to promote their product

Huh, forgot about the cut off benis posts.

You know I've never checked.

motorsport.com/f1/news/correa-alfa-romeo-development-driver/4356526/

Correa as Alfa dev driver

Don't evwn have to do that, just say you're a woman and if someone says "no you're not" yell BIGOTRY

I was there, Michael. I was there in 2019... when Valtteri took the win. I was there the day the teamorder of Mercedes failed.

*flashback to Bahrain 2019*

He caught up with Lewis on the track, the reigning World Champion, the only man he had to beat.

"Valtteri, it's James. Stay behind Lewis!"

"HOLD POSITION!"

...

"No!"

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fucking screencap this

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>Juan Manuel Correa
>American
kek

He's from Ecuador aswell

>Valtteri, it's J...
"Fuck You"

>Valtteri, it's To-
*KSSSZHT* YOU'RE BREAKING UP OH NO *KSSSZHT* RADIO CHECK RADIO CHECK *KSSSXHTSSH*

youtube.com/watch?v=3JEUChn0Jq8

>James, this Toto

>Valtteri, it's Emili....
*takes helmet off*

>Valtteri, its Durbo
copy, Durbo

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>Valtteri, you've turned off your targeting computer what's wrong

He needs more sleebyness

reddit tier posts
KYSelves

>Valtteri, its Durbo
*Tears falling down* Hello buddy

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>He enjoys the attention?
Yes, it's the only way for him to stay relevant

What happened to the dumbphone?

Also this weird device bundled with insurance thing seems dodgy as fuck even if I can't think of an immediate reason why.

They never said it was the car that was the reason they were ze underdogs.

>GREAT CHAMPIONSHIP KID, THAT WAS ONE IN A MILLION

>He was the best fat cat in the thread... and a cunning warrior. And he was a good friend.

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How do we fix F1 cars?

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How do you know what reddit posts look like

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Making them more larger and more powerful, then build a f1-sized tracks but don't let Tilke design them

1992 rules but no electronics bullshit

>delete halo (sadly will never happen)
>shorten maximum length
>good sounding engines (sadly will not happen either)
>DRS can stay, but not in zones and not only when you are 1s behind. You just get a number of seconds of DRS for the entire race you can use when and where you want.

this works every time they try it, but then they add a bunch of pointless shit

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literally the least intelligent post ever

I don't see why..
but at least that sounds like a huge achievement

To fix racing, all we now need are better tires. To fix aesthetics... that's a lost battle already.

why are you not allowed to have your exhaust pointing straight up?

It generates too much downforce.

Exhausts should be allowed to point in any direction,

So when you break the exhaust gasses fire forward to slow the car down but out of corners they fire backwards to boost the car

>You now remember this meme shit on the Lotus (or was it still Renault?) in 2011

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Flags

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Here you go senpai

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I want to fugg KMag :DDD

very nice

Lotus Renault GP

I wanna fugg 2D KMag

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BITCH ENERGY

>tfw if Valtteri wins the championship we might actually have a driver use the #1

>VB77 has its own logo

I guess not

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What if he dies before the 2020 season?

Well done, maybe Vettee next?

Can you do Gimi Nippon-san?

Imagine this
Having angry hate sex with this

or he just gets fired by Mercedes for winning the title, like Rosberg

What if a driver won the championship by ramming his opponent off the circuit but killed himself in the process?

Would the FIA remove a title off a dead person?

why does he even have that? what is the "Valterri Bottas brand" anyway?

How do you make them?

Already did the sketch.
maybe

Nah, they would never give the blame to him in the first place

Can KMag be a trap?

The idea of KMag forcing fem-Nico to suck her balls is almost too much.

Merch and commercial partnerships

Based

they sure were exciting
youtube.com/watch?v=TzPv9ptIXNI

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GIMIFAGS ARE BULLYING US AGAIN VETTELBROS..

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>muh false flag gimmick

I want to have a threesome with Russell and Nazi

*takes a shit in Lewis's golden loo*

jag, i like

you mean, like, for a round of golf?

have sex incel

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no, I want Gio to fuck me in the ass while I fuck Georgie in the ass

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everything but drs, it has to go full stop

topkeke

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cringe at this zoomer shit

Fair, it will be useful for him to gain a place for 17th to 16th

>Heidfled
freudian slip

>RAN-CHAMA, MISS YUKARI BLEW MY DIFFUSER AGAIN
>QUIET CHEN, FIA-KARI WILL HEAR YOU

Fuck, I've memory-holded Vandoorne and read that as "van Gisbergen" and was about to whut heavily

To be fair he qualifies well but just dies before he can actually use it.

Waffle need that extra boost more tbqh

NEW ONE

Blow it out your ass
t. Gimifag

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Thanks mate.

Go back to 1970's and 1980's Godtier designs

Extremely based

...........

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Clearly you have the temperament of a woman if this triggers you so I think they’d make an exception for you to give it a go.