This is the future of football

>this is the future of football

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*tribal drums*
Me chase ball oyyyyyaayyyaaaaaa Me kick ball anyaaanayaaanyyaaa
Me make goal YAAYYAYAYAYAYAAA

Isn't that offside? Doesn't the player trying to score hit it off the other player? Would VAR catch this?

Teams playing brainlet press, and getting horribly out of position? I agree.

It's gotten so bad now that when a team doesn't play like that, people yell boring

Yeah, it looks offside AF.

HOLY KEK

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Having not one but two guys trying to steal your goal

the guy who got the touch stole his assist btw

but that's offside now. was the goal cancelled?

amazing goal by Ngubu

Are you niggers or just subhuman?

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it wasn't ruled offside, the nigger is level with the ball.

>freeze and pivot the camera angle five degrees for no reason

ThE fUtUrE

Looks like they both somehow end up just behind the ball when the other one kicks it to them, so both passes are onside

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Ahh...

but it's so cool and tech-ey and shit, it just looks like The Matrix

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kek

user....

Needs reaction gifs, random tweets and twitch chat overlay

you know what this really needs?

at 00:18 when the time stops before the kick a label should appears saying "this shot is sponsored by Barclays bank".

That will be coming. The lengthy VAR chats will soon leak into commercials during the game.

You just wait. North American leagues are starting to dip into using on-jersey advertisements, Euro leagues are going to start wedging ads into pauses in play for injuries/VAR checks

this will never not be funny

Straight out of FIFA

Havertz will be the new equivalent to Ballack to us for the next 15 years

>not finishing the video with a 0.2m bubble as bants for the tap in

>the only stat he had in that entire play was passes completed

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