/hoc/

#Pedosota Mild

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“Certainly not an easy two games, but I like the energy that we brought back home here these last three games because we’re going to need that.”

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based

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>it was a real shame that the other nigger on trashville scored tonight. it sickens me to see those animals in the nhl.
wow shannon

just admit that you're a mild fan so we can mock you.

kys cringenigger

This game had everything, including a #Canes win! #TakeWarning

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is /hoc/ only for whites in murica?

I hate Eugene Melnyk and I am a true senators fan

Salvete. Blues will win the Stanley Cup this year.

Another blues-nashville round 1, who would win?

jesus christ why would shannon say something like that
i subscribed for wholesome hockey content and he just drops that on us, wtf

whites worldwide friend

t. Not a true senators fan
t. a true senators fan
Melnyk is great and you're a falseflagging pedosota mild fan

the general yes, but people who play the sport are actually quite accepting. you could say hockey is for everyone

WHERE
IS
VIDEO
SHANNON

arizona coyotes

thg bless

melnyk literally killed bryan murray too. he wrecks the city with every move he makes.

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just took my wife's son out for a treat after a convincing avs win. about to load up some mario!
Go avs go

post jersey

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>Age
>Favorite NHL team
>Number of sexual partners

t. incel

40
mild
0

39
Wild
.5

Better idea
>Age
>NHL team you're bound to for life
>What is your favorite condiment on hot dogs

holy based

Kill yourself

18
vancouver
12

i have some stuff to do tomorrow tho

cuck boy

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gay sex doesn't count vantifa

54
Wild
mustard

32
chicago blackhawks
ketchup

Better idea
>Age
>Weight
>NHL team you're bound to for life
>What is your sex position

>nhl team you're bound to for life
what if i have four

67
Leafs
Maple Syrup

20
140 lbs
lightning
bottom

I always like to look at fakes, the sens logo is very easy to fuck up.
his face has a "nigga please" look

39
155
Wild
Power Bottom

Better idea
>full name
>full social
>nhl team

Jesse Puljujarvi
12-717-9473-12
Edmonton Oilers

/hoc/ sure is active tonight

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Mohamed Mohammed
Don't have one
Wild

19
110lb
leafs
bottom

chinese fake jerseys are based desu
makes reddit lose their fucking minds

93
Canucks, oilers, flames, jets, sens, leafs and habs.
No condiments

t. Kyle dubas

why are some teams not officially eliminated faded out?

how do you know reddits reaction?

ming lao
696-42-6969
canucks

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because like everyone else here, i browse reddit.
check out r/hockeyjerseys

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To give the other teams something to run from

foolish american, our sin numbers are 9 digits. like mine for example:
555 231 134

remember when /cric/ cried for 3 days straight because a couple brownies died?

remember to shoot all wild fans on sight

whoever said i was from canada

you mean they stopped?

>sin numbers
>sin
burger will never understand that

You always have to punch in your pin number at the atm machines

american asian fans cheer for San Jose, probably because shark is a delicacy from the homeland

/hoc/ is the only american sport that look fine for me lads

WHAT THE FUCK SHANNON

If you go far south enough do you end up back in the snowbelt?

it's because they own california, similar to bc

football is for whites it's just not played by them

bruh some dude who sells jerseys on reddit shills shannon

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they only care about the vancouver area if you go to the rural parts of the province it gets pretty redneck

>They obviously favoured Simmonds 'cuz he's a negro
Wow Shannon, not cool...

I'd like to see a time stamp.

for now

what are BC hicks about? I only know ontario hicks

agreed. fishy filename

Who has more fans?

Yotes?
Panthers?

I know for sure it isn't the mild

yotes. az has no choice.

Um they’re both 9 digits

been kinda bummed lately, havent had any epic digits or gets

well here's your chance lad

Just think about

BUF @ PHI, 7 pm
SJS @ BOS
CGY @ NYI
OTT @ WSH
PIT @ CBJ
LAK @ CAR
MTL @ DET, 7:30
MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
NSH @ STL
FLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)

i don't understand this meme

Canada getting btfo in nbcsn

what the fuck, is this real?

>mfw I'm still waiting for Shannon to deliver the numbers

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that was the day when the "argument" about including the schedule in the op reached its peak. now that some anons have expressed their displeasure with it other anons are going to spam it forever. (like how most things end up here)

>Canada gives up a 5 and a 4, resigns 13-6

O I am laffin

yeah, unfortunately

Canada more like CHOKEDA

gary bettman should relocate the failure of a franchise that is the san jose sharks

how fucking DARE YOU.

It's here lads
youtube.com/watch?v=L91mAf4Gb-U

Lmfao just disliked it boys!!!

is this the rral thread

kek same

holy shit i just realized there is a "V" in the knights logo!?!?!

vevas vnights you pleb

no that's actually a spartan helmet

This is the the worst take I've ever seen or heard by a hockey "fan". You are definitely mad for one reason or another.

it's a barbute helmet you fucking idiot

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No it's actually shit

should the >rags and >ilsllels merge and move to quebec city?

no, that's what it should be.

still on track to do anything but 1st round exit. looking good lads.

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ok cuplet FAGGOT

who are you mad at?

most of pic related

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base

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imainge buying your jerseys from ebay

fuck pedos

where do u get them

"Way ahead of you."
-- 8-year-old altar boys

What's the word. /hoc/.

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can't wait for that old useless faggot thornton to retire lads

I have not watched a single full game of hockey after world juniors desu lads

Based. Unironically me too.

too busy with work?

The Sharks have played Vegas 13 total times, including playoffs. They have won 4 of those games and Jones has been pulled in 5 of them. Vegas is absolutely in their heads and Peter DeBoer is at the forefront of it.

>ilves

they're in the entire conference's head, 10yr+ dynasty material

rph btw

real phaggot hours

37
#ALLCAPS
5

37
Washington (soon to be Seattle)
Onions

C'mon Kraken

>ketchup

You deserve to be out of the playoffs.

ZABANIYA

Adopt Vegas

No it's just that the nhl regular season games are boring and they start mostly in the middle of the night

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12
shork
potato and sour cream

can i get a little bit of >rags going?

>rags

>rags

>rags

79
Montreal
3643468875443643577322

79
Montreal
Peanut butter

79
190 lbs
Montreal
Scissoring

Meant for

>38
>Stars
>Chili

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Hockey

is

White

Ovechkin is on pace of 1000 career goals

21
Bluejackets
Ketchup and chili

21
Bluejackets
4
1 hooker
3 girlfriends

So what team should I really be worried about?

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just woke up

just came from outside

Sharks. They're going to shork it at some point, but they'll still probably win their 1st round or two in the playoffs

oh they're gonna shork alright. they won't even win a round.

Pervert

The NHL just had a meeting, apparently the sharks are going to the finals against Nashville

>houston into league
>nashville to east
gaybeck BTFO

No they're staying in the west but the fans will vote on twitter once they reach final 4 and it's gonna be Carolina and some other shitters in the east

only to btfo of jones in game 7 5-0

Just woke up

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>tfw you're a jerk

23
Canes
20+

She died doing what she loved

40
Hurricanes
1 but it wasn't consensual :(

>28
>Wongs
>6, more if all bases are included

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25
whiled
like 27? i'd have to list em to get an exact number

>tom is a gigachad womanizer

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>gif

my team: lock for the cup
your team: first round and downed

who's >your team m8

ahhhh a fellow leafs fan
patrician

bolts are the only cup lock desu

wonder if prods fangays thought this last season

fuckin kek

Too many ex >rags on the team

Love my goalie

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>loving another man
gaaaaaaay

right up until he shits the bed in a crucial game 7

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who /going to kawlidge hokkie tourney this weekend/ here?

How dare he not win when the offense is shut out
I’ve changed my mind entirely

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how dare he not have any heart and keep them tied at zero for a dramatic overtime finish

sometimes a goalie needs to stand on his head to win a game

imagine getting out dueled by brayden holtby

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you will when it all goes to shit and the window closes.

>*taps whiteboard for emphasis*

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>first season starting
Still love Vasy simple as

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where is his jaw

obese wife ate it

Retreating.

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lads

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RAISE THE BANNER

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>I've received a proposal from him and the fat wife that >my team will win the Cup if I join them for a night.
What do?

all depends if you can get passed the smell

good morning leafs nation

id salute it

wow not a friendly community it seems

Holy shit Cernak is going to beat up wilson tonight I am so hyped

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If you don't like it, you can GET OUT.

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Good. That faggot needs a fucking beat down.

at this point i cant tell if hes avatarfagging with shannon ironically or unironically

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Now that Disney has acquired Fox Sports will I still get Fox Sports Carolinas? I need my Canes

disney never acquired the regional sports networks
assuming fox doesnt sell them to someone else they will continue to operate as usual

Why is it imperative that women need to be involved in men's hockey?

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I thought that they just bought 20th Century Fox, the movie studio. Not everything with "Fox" in it.

Even now, Gary is scheming to get your shekels direct to his office and not to Fox Sports.

>qt officials.
i don't hate it

judging by that tweet the issue is men not wanting to get involved with men's hockey

You'll change your mind when your star forward gets 10 minute misconduct for trying to mansplaining the rules or when the empowered female ref free bleeds on the face off circle

>dykes that werent good enough to make the national team
>qt
my sweet summer child

jealousy m8
leafs, kiwis and a small number of burgers celebrated when we got 'banned'
we're too funny m8, honestly, more the dryness and timing of our humor
cunts thought they could finally get the (you)'s they craved and missed while we reigned supreme, they thought we were gone and they could finally post the garbage they spew and circlejerk (you)'s all day.
We're not gone cunts, we never will be.
fuck up

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Disney already owns 80% of ESPN and all of ABC, I could see a problem with regulators if they tried it which is probably why they stayed away. They could certainly afford it.

>*lights you up*

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That is the only way for them to gain elite experience and training right now. This would then help improve officiating in the women's game

Didn't even know you were gone.

26
Stars
3

26
Stars
Ketchup

Bing bings are making the playoffs and there's literally nothing you can do about it

With less than 10 games to go in the regular season, the playoff matchups, as of today looks like this:
(Teams to the left have home advantage)
East:
Lightning v Blue Jackets
Capitals v Hurricanes
Islanders v Penguins
Bruins v Leafs

West:
Flames v Coyotes
Jets v Stars
Predators v Blues
Sharks v Golden Knights

Worth noting:
The Hurricanes is currently on a great streak (L10: 7-2-1), and having played 1 less game than the Penguins, they could have the same amount of points as them, should the Canes win their next game; making it likely that the Pens and Canes swap places

The 2nd East Wild Card is still heavily contended between the Jackets (84p) and the Habs (83p), both having played 73 games.

The 2nd Wild card in the west is fought for by several teams; Coyotes (78p), Wild (77p), Avs (76p) and the Blackhawks (74p) - The Blackhawks having played only 72 games, while the Avs and Yotes have played 73 games - The Wild 74 games.

Gonna be great lads

what?

27
Leafs
Chili sauce/chili ketchup

the doj specifically said there would be a conflict of interest if disney owned fox regional sports and espn
which is why disney never bought it

tie breakers are gonna come into play in the east
that lack of row last night is going to haunt the canes

8
Minnesota Wild
2

It's gonna be extremely tight, indeed
The West WC2-race is pretty exciting too desu

>The West WC2-race is pretty exciting too desu
i disagree
sure its contested but it doesnt feel like either the wild or avs really want to be in the playoffs

The way I see it, the Yotes and Hawks are really getting it done atm, and I honestly believe those two will be competing for it
Kane is played incredibly well atm, did not expect them to still be in the race at this point
The Avs have proven before that they can play.. but they do seem to lack that winning mentality

>but it doesnt feel like either the wild or avs really want to be in the playoffs
t. didn't watch the game last night

Disney is in charge of selling the RSNs. Apparently nobody is bidding high enough for them, so Disney wants to sell them all piecemeal.

Basically, Disney is going to separate the RSNs so that the small-time companies who pick them up won't be able to compete. Amazon or YouTube/Google (or maybe even the guys at beIn) will have to overpay for the RSNs or manually expand to pick up the slack before Disney scoops up the rights that the RSNs currently have.

hawks have made an impressive run to be in the running for WC2, but there is too much ground between them and the yotes and time is running out
you're right i didnt watch the game, but beating up on each other isnt gonna push one of them ahead of the yotes
that loss to the ducks pretty much sealed the fate for the avs, this is what im referring to when i said neither team really wants to make it

>Disney is in charge of selling the RSNs. Apparently nobody is bidding high enough for them, so Disney wants to sell them all piecemeal.
source for this? what is stated here flies directly in the face of everything ive read on the matter

65
Sharks
7

just found this in the catalog lads

28
Sharks
3

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SALAVAT YULAEV AVTOMOBILIST KHL MAШA БAБКO ПOMOГAET CAЛABAT ЮЛAEB MASHA BABKO WITH YOU 20 03 20

Cмoтpeть здecь: youtu.be/mbx1zVRjJ-8

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Imagine the amount of fucked up calls a roastie would make in the nhl. Also give it high odds she gets hit with a puck, or didn’t move out of the way fast enough and got hit by the players, injuring her for life

>roastie
Hi incel

Whoever gets the 2nd East Wild Card will be heemed by lgbt anyway

>incel
Hi beta-whiteknight

more likely to go the way of the 06 wongs and the lgbtning get BTFO with the 8th seed making a cinderella run to the SCF

can someone redpill me on ivan here

Yes I'm Minnesotan and yes I'm a Caniac
We exist

>23
>Blackhawks
>Sauerkraut

Ask how I know you aren't really from Chicagoland

if you told me in november thats the canes would win the bandwagon bowl id would have called you a retard
but now its march and here we are

not a laffs fan so theres not much to be scared of, lads

So you’re saying the Canadiens are going to win the cup?

if they managed to be the 8th seed they will at least make the finals

in 06 the east beat up the cinderella team which would mean the west wins this year

21
Shorks
5

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Flames-Canadiens Owl?

sure, le >1993 be damned

all these sharks fans will be gone next season.

>23
>Snes
>5
>Mustard (late bloomer on mustard, this shit is incredible)

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45
SHARKS
0 (zero)

What apart of "you are hear forever" did you not understand

t. incel

*next week

>mad
>at rice

cringe

Will I be okay, Strong Duck?

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The Sharks

Oh mighty Duck, will the Leafs beat the Bruins in the 1st round?

Is Atom Heart Mother Suite better than Echoes?

having a beer

BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Thank you for resolving that, Herr Duck

Preds will win the Leec Up

Anyone notice how the quality of everything here improves when the Aussies and the poopeelanders are blocked?

SHARKS to win it all

this (You) farming tactic is literally Yea Forums tier
figured /hoc/ was above this

does mariya have a penis?

Will the Wild be vindicated in the near future?

>9
>of course it’s true

I'm gonna post Hermione penis reaction next

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it's fucked when /hoc/ wakes up and responds to a 10 hour old (you)farm. mostly shork fans it seems.

Disney bought the regional sports networks but they're being forced to sell them within 90 days.

MAY I

STAND UNSHAKEN

AGAINST THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD

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Do it, I want to know how she would react to seeing my penis

watch it /hoc/

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Will my future wife have massive tits?

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/hoc/ ova here actin like a buncha finooks OH!

Well /hoc/ it's time to find out if you can please Hermione

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sharks win the next four (4) Stanlee Owls

I've been reading up on it for the past hour or so, its true. "New Fox" keeps FS1 and FS2 but that's about it for sports-related content (I think they sold their ownership in Sky, YES and some foreign/spanish-speaking sports channels. IIRC they also sold their share of the B1G Network).

Outside of CBS for the SEC, NBC for Notre Dame football and Turner for March Madness the Mouse owns almost all college sports broadcasting. I don't know what's going to happen to the Big 12-Fox partnership though.

it seems on "9" she's come back around to laughing at it, which only makes this chart more scientific imho

big penis coming through

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some sick shit T

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Rolling, keep in mind it’s not quite 8 x 6 inches B R E H S

WTF! finland bamboozled us again

rolling

pegga chart is bad

let's all point and laugh! LOLOLOL

big dick energy, doing /hoc/ proud

ewww

>tfw youve had a fictional hockey league for 10 years now
>tfw you can write out 30 fictional rosters from memory from any season, pre/post deadline, pre/post free agency
>tfw coaches, gms, owners, award winners and nominees
>tfw teams have tanked, contended, been sold, moved, gone bankrupt, owner arrested, expansion drafts etc
>tfw you orchestrate dozens of fictional trades a year and sign fictional college UFAs
>tfw 10 years of standings memorised
>tfw you have memorised fictional cup winners and their opponent going back to 1962
>tfw you use a randomiser to determine the draft lottery winner every year
>tfw every week your recycling bin is literally filled with doodles and rosters of a league that doesnt exist
>tfw youve been doing it so long players are starting to retire/older Gms are dying
>tfw you are not a wizard but a fairly well known touring musician

What mental illness do i have?

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0 baby

6 minimum, my name is Jesse for heavens sake

HELSINKI

>implying 4-5 isn't the perfect size for sucking and rough secks
>implying girls like superhuge cocks

sorry lad
there is always suicide

>4-5
wew cope

big brain visions, lad

sup hermoine

post timestamped cock dicklet

ez

so this is the power of "real leastern hours"

Why do you want to see his dick so bad faggot

you are an intellectual

post your dick

which is funny since it was a one of your "pacific bros" that reintroduced GET posts in the first

Have you got something to hide?
Just us lads here.

I have a girthy 6 incher

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>leasterners can't even construct original thoughts and have to steal ideas from the basedific
Sounds about right.

I got a small-ass dick (4-5") and im okay with it, lads

Would everyone who lives east of the Rockies please form a line so I can heem all of you efficiently. Thank you.

it wasn't rph when the (you) fishing started. no one said shit last night

5.5" master race reporting in

>RPH will be the downfall of /hoc/
it is written

>*forms a line*
>*claps*
>*starts sprinting at the opposite boards in unison*

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pls

who said anything about last night
it was your beloved bracket tripfaggot was the only who restarted strong duck

WOAH

0 for the lols

woke

>21
>Shorks
>Cheese, Chilli, and or Ketchup

BIG DICK DANE COMING THROUGH

oh yeah. fuck that beaner. never liked em

Just took a HUGE pacific division

confirmed for loose asshole

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you will never get alzheimers

9/10, would spend hours reading on >your leagues history

Be wary, travelers. Lots of scoundrels about pulling scams and thieving (you)'s from others.

gypsies took my last (you), do you think you could spare one?

>tfw you are not a wizard but a fairly well known touring musician
This was fairly believable up until here

sure, lad. Be aware of your surroundings next time though.

Tell us what the teams are, lad. I want to know what >my team would be.

Do they all have logos and team colors, too?

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only bad teams playing until october 2021

imagine being this fucking retarded

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>2021
>having a hockey season
Gtfo newfig

sharks will be the new >rags next season

the cba will be renegotiated in 2020

shorks are already the >rags of the west

Results of the NHLPA player poll 'awards'
More than 500 players voted

>Player that would make the best TV analyst once they retire:
P.K. Subban

>The player that would make the best NHL GM once they retire
Crosby

>Best and worst trash talker:
Marchand

>Most underrated player:
Barkov

>Best dressed:
Lundqvist

>Funniest player
Yandle

>Best hair
Erik Karlsson

>Best shot
Ovie

>Best Defenceman
Hedman

>Best forward
McDavid

>Most difficult to play against
McDavid

>The player you would select to start a franchise with
McDavid

r8 helmet

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>Best hair
>Erik Karlsson
muh boi brock was ROBBED

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But what about the fucking ICE?

Just took the most GIGANTIC Eastern Conference. My ass hurts just a little now.

Shut the fuck up canes beta

>Funniest player
>Yandle
based

youtube.com/watch?v=cPH96cMUbms

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>players actually think Rinne is 2nd best goalie in the league despite being the only goalie to be pulled in multiple game 7s

Post your stats then, faggot

Don't be rude

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you on the right

When weebs go wrong
nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna985356

left actually

Posst bob ande vagin

>dating a shitskin
caniacs everyone

spicy take from a mouth-breather

I have no nose you fucking retard

diversity is our strength

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Quite odd that you would bring that team up out of nowhere, friend.

I just don't think Barys has what it takes.

Sounds about right. The leagues all want to have the cash flowing directly to THEM, not a RSN.

You'd be buying MLB, NFL, NHL and NBA for the entire season, and send them cash direct. The RSN's would become indentured servants just providing a signal, at that point.

>outta nowhere
this is what happens when you avatarfag retard

>post an Apu
>that's all the proof I need
Holy shit, I had no idea that 90% of people on Yea Forums are Caniacs.

>can't criticize if you don't do it also
Literally a child

are you suggesting someone is falseflagging with this apu?

They're /ourteam/.

Maybe

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I don't think jpegs come with DRM.

what's up

The sky

>19
>rags
>just your mom

Don't you mean, "what's up leaf nation?"

they do come with an image hash
and for this image hash only flag posts with the filename "56"

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You MUST watch avangard/barys with me.

I miss him bros

You aren’t allowed to criticize a player if you couldn’t do what he could. Period.

Rice

caniacs are a little worried that they have been exposed it seems

Wrong.

Pulju is a garbage hockey player

>why aren't you validating my delusion
>you must be scared that I've caught you
Very tired of reruns.

Yeah but can you skate and pick your nose at the same time?
If not, I don't wanna hear it.

delusion?
there is an 4 pages in the archive of that apu
only one poster of it fits the description posted here
posting >your team wasnt enough to hide your identify avatarfag

twitter.com/nyislanders/status/1108386313458409473?s=21

I swear to god they better call up ho sang now

>lose at home
>proceed to cry about officiating on /hoc/ the next day with the same image everytime
only caniacs make sleuthing this easy

you know you lost this right?

man could fucking shred

yikes, sure is reddit here

lost what?
should i post the proof behind my accusations?
or can you just admit it

Legit my favorite guitarist of all time

that apu is mine, I post him all the time but I wasn't the first person to post it.
I think it was a gift from /cric/

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He has no fucking idea about anything that goes on outside of his room.

>or can you just admit it
>you

>tfw I sat back ages ago to do something else and he's just kept on arguing with someone else thinking it's the same person

it was a finn who posted it first and most american flags posting it use the file name generated by Yea Forums

only one specific user posts it with the filename "56"

15 minutes have elapsed man
its cute that you just want to sweep this under the rug though

>only one specific user posts it with the filename "56"
You have literally no way to know this. You're guessing.
Give it up already.

>You have literally no way to know this.
have you never heard of the archive user?
im not guessing at all, just reporting back information

That is some savvy detective work user.
Maybe one day we will be free of the caniac menace that threatens /hoc/ day in and day out.

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>one day
its called the month of may and its not that far away

>pedosota mild is currently the only team with a losing record at home
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fuck... really disappointed in Ovi and the boys. It was looking that they’d be the first guys to really show Trump what the country really thinks about him and his retarded policies. Fuck, it would’ve been HUGE coming from hockey (almost no PoC in the sport) so that the racist rednecks would really have to look in the mirror.

Fuck, this hurts. I guess I shouldn’t be too surprised, Ovi is a big fan of Putin so he probably made sure Ovi pays his puppet a visit.

It's an anonymous imageboard, you dumb fuck. You have no way of knowing if two posts that you're looking at are from the same person.
Unless you had janny powers and could check the IP, which I'm pretty sure is grounds for getting fired from your volunteer job.

if you understand its an anonymous imageboard why do you retard make such an effort to identify yourselves?

sure its possible someone with an american ip saved the image and renamed the file to match "56"
but the content of the posts tell the rest of the story

They may not be able to win against fellow nhl players but they can easily overpower and diddle them kiddies

Same, over the mountain was his best imo
youtube.com/watch?v=ErL5uKo8N-Y

>if we dont validate his post with a response then we cant be accused of verifying it
its ok caniac bros, your secret is safe with me

>8-1

just burped lads

i reckon he's a zoomer who thinks he can get doxxed from it

Who's more annoying, bracketfag or canes beta?

trip faggot

Seattle Krakens will retire 98

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Cucks

>they're still talking about it
/hoc/ has become a sad place.

BUF @ PHI, 7 pm
SJS @ BOS
CGY @ NYI
OTT @ WSH
PIT @ CBJ
LAK @ CAR
MTL @ DET, 7:30
MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
NSH @ STL
FLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)

who's winning?

/hoc/ is what /hoc/ does

Gary leaked the script and let me tell you lads the first round is gonna be insane. Teds will take the second wild card and sweep bolts in the first round.

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Talking about what?

Diary of a Madman is my favorite song of all time, Over the Mountain is very high up on that list too

so how's the transition hormonal treatment coming?

Would stay up and watch the fourth game of that series

What's the most important rule in hockey?

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Just ordered lunch lads

Red Wings tbf

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Have a team.

Gary just texted me, says Caps are finished for the year if they go visit Blumpff on Monday.

>those wrinkles
no thanks

>t. Pierre Dorion

>that /hoc/ post
no thanks

>detoilet
No thanks

2021, BROSEPHINE

>detroit
yes thanks

shall not be even THINKING of a team that employs ANYONE of mediterranean heritage

Not to live in a city brimming with tranny faggots

What is it

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

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Is this Michigan?

Having Taco Bell for lunch because I hate myself and my existence

It's going to be okay lad
Once the rebuild is done >we'll win all the cups

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For me, it's pb&j and saving money by bringing it from home
t. wagie

>Hilary Knight voted best current female player
>not Poulin

morning lads
go knights

thank you for supporting >us during these dark times
you are always welcome here

Why are Finns obsessed with Winnie?

They were probably just guessing and went with the first name that they even knew, since nobody actually follows or knows anything about women's hockey.

>not Lee Stecklein
>shoots off a face off and scores 5 hole to win the championship
psh nothin personnel Buffalo

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>sunbelt ice

>mad
>at frozen water that is perfectly fine

based

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>Which arena has the best atmosphere?
>T-Mobile Arena - 42.5%

S-Szabados would have saved it

Parise and Suter contracts literally killed that franchise
RIP in piss

honestly Hensley was pretty damn good in the crease for Buffalo. she made some damn good saves.
>Szabados would have saved it
would she have though?

>that is perfectly fine
Not according to the people who actually play on it you dumb fat redneck

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this
I only know Hilary Knight, Kessel's hot sister and the woman who got a comfy analyst job for skating really fast

Damn son

>6 feet tall
in awe of the size of this lass. ABSOLUTE UNIT

>do I blame my self for having a shitty game
>nah blame the ice
Lmao snowbelters eternally btfo

Here is the updated BEST ice stats. Calgary btfo, Vegas wins (like usual). There were no results for worst ice this year, so I kept it the same.

>Which rink has the best ice?
Bell Centre (Montreal) - 29.6%
Rogers Place (Edmonton) - 20.4%
Bell MTS Place (Winnipeg) - 11.4%
Xcel Energy Center (Saint Paul) - 8.5%
T-Mobile Arena (Las Vegas) - 4.8%

>Which rink has the worst ice?
BB&T Center (Sunrise) - 16.8%
Gila River Arena (Glendale) - 10.7%
Barclays Center (Brooklyn) - 10.7%
Honda Center (Anaheim) - 8.6%
PNC Arena (Raleigh) - 5.9%

You can't skate, fuck off

That's the other question, why not choose Kendall Coyne if they are just saying who they know? They know her best from the all star game and meeting her, she was captain for the rivalry series right after, and then just won the Isobel Cup.

gonna need a new vocaroo on this asap

I can skate on soft ice so I can apparently skate better than you and some bitch boi nhlers complaining about ice

>the woman who got a comfy analyst job for skating fast
that woman just won the Isobel Cup with the Minnesota Whitecaps

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>best ice is in vegas
NOW SNOWBELTERS ARE ETERNALLY ANALLY ANIHILATED

ummm sweetie, I dont care

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*freezes better near you*

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Irrelevant to the point

21
Blues
3

18
Sharks
6

27
Ducks
21

12
Blue jackets
Uncle ted

Irrelevant to the thread

>all of these incels
truly grim /hoc/ thread lads

Seattle? Yeah they dont exist

stfu virgin

*wins*

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For me it's volunteering at the Clarkson Cup

Bulju :DDD

t. incel

even sunbelt skaters cry about bad ice

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104
Barons
0

end of thread reminder that hazards ARE occupational

>Age
>Favorite Finnish Elite League team
>How much would you pay for onion rings

So Stamkos isn't Canadian anymore?

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Most hockey players have under 100 iq so the double surname was probably the reason they named Knight instead of her. I mean I'd rather name Hilary Knight in an interview instead of trying to pronounce/write Coyne Schofield

End of thread reminder that Puljujarvi is NOT generational.

Where is stamkos from again? Oh yeah snowbelt

t. virgin

55
None
$3

end of thread reminder that the death star IS operational.

26
Kaski
5 for 15

...

new

>best ice is in vegas
procents are lost on sunbelters

18
NYR
10

stammer is 100% canadian, but plays for a sunbelt club
funny how he has an opinion on quality of ice

He's an autistic Canadian, not that funny

Sorry pekka cucked by 6 seconds

Quääg :DDDD

delusions of being Gary