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This is the one.
good thing hes so short, he can fit rent free inside your tiny brain
he heems your favourite
also, bruce lee aint got nothin
Is Wonderboy a Hall of famer?
My favorite this year
Imagine being coroner molenom
Knowing that you have no chance of beating khabib and ever being champ again
Gillespie ends the Kebob meme
keep your hands up and your chin tucked!
my brain's so big it can accommodate people who talk in the third person
so i have to join a subscription service to get a ufc ppv? and use a smart tv or a roku? what a terrible strategic decision. ufc fans aren't the brightest, present company excluded of course.
Felder would retire Conor
Cobghor toilet mcghuyjlnb
that nigger mirko fillipovich'd mirko fillipovich!
>Nate Beats khabib
Watch macdonald vs Díaz
is Adesanya really black?
All time favorite
that fella looks pretty incredulous, he must be a highly sceptical and rational person
Nobody will ever beat khabib at 155 and I know that sucks.
horses have delicate legs, wtf
>too manlet to get on a pony, let's risk the pony's life so i can hop on
typical asian
i thought askern was undefeated
Paulo Costa beats Zabit Magomedsharipov
It's part of russian culture
thats zabit dude
it's bruce leeroy
Felder is a true Irish Dragon unlike that coke snorting leprechaun midget
so how bout Megan Olivi's feet?
Who is the most attractive, active wmma fighter? No memes
she better not be a meme, I got her in my picks but I wanted to go with Aldrich at first
bwests
>tfw have to buy a subscription to ESPN 8: The Ocho so I can watch Yuf-c
xD
Khabib will retire undefeated.
Tony Ferguson will knock him out with a flying knee in the opening seconds of their eventual fight in 2039
>yfw you realize Dana put the computer chip in Tony's leg
If you were possibly the greatest martial artist of all time, and you made your own discipline to teach the greatest fighting techniques, would you honour your cuckoldry fetish in the name of the style?
>let me teach these equestrian pastoralists the correct way to handle horses
So, whoever planted the cord Tony tripped on must have a connection to the surgeon that that put the chip in when fixing his leg. The question is how does the the man in the wall fit into all of this?
finally I will get Khabib/Conor 2 muahahahah
>sherdog
haven't been there in forever. are the forums still good brehs?
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even her feet couldn't make up for that terrible ufc promo. i actually thought dana wouldn't make it a total infomercial. he pulled out his classic "you won't believe what we've got coming" snake oil sales pitch.
Rate 238
jizz/10
>10 years laters and it turns out chip-chan wasn't crazy after all
girls get to wear all kinds of different styles of clothes and shoes and stuff
kinda jelly, tbqh famalam
whats a good podcast to listen to mma or not related, and if anyone say BPS name im never coming back here again
>Wmma super card
About damn time
Conor should headline this one
It sucks there's no card on that weekend
everyone moved to cameldog
I like the anik and florian show these days. I don't like believe you me or you're welcome anymore. I need a good one that airs Friday or Saturday so I can listen to picks closer to the fight
I wonder who is not even born yet
>Sijara Eubanks is fighting Aspen Ladd in Rochester New York on 18/05
yikes...
both extremely unlikable cunts IMHO
what is with the retarded rematches
Get a new TV gramps
I made my quarterly visit the other day and they were using all of Canada's Matt Hughes train jokes
Olivi wishes she looked this good
how do you rate pettis chances against wonderpedo bros
he'll try and jump off the side of the cage to get a highlight reel headkick repeat but slip and break his own jaw on the ground, and wonderboi will stomp on his neck and get disqualified 100%
Pettis subs the karate can
Pettis is a bum
Wonderboy just turned 36, maybe he starts looking old and Pettis is a beast at WW for some reason
Wasn't Eubanks supposed to fight for the title? Man, they can't keep the chick divisions straight
you may notice she's fighting our Ladd who is a bigg 135er
She and Bepis are both gonna get sent packing
Poobanks has been missing weight at 125 and now shes rematching Ladd who already beat her in 2017, who comes up with this shit?
DID THEY OR DIDN'T THEY???
who would you rather have babies with, Big Ladd or Shevchenko?
Luke Thomas stuff
Rogan stuff (occasionally)
Michael Bisping Believe You Me
Brendan Schaub Below the Belt
Chael Sonnen You're Welcome (my favorite)
Are there any others worth listening to?
m-maybe
>Nobody will ever beat khabib at 155
>leonardo santos
>ferguson
>taisumov
>gillespie
> gaethje
all beat him my man
these ESPN fights have been kinda bad
For sure Conor is a sniper
wait til you see Yuf-c Ottawa
I have a pretty nice high front kick do you wanna test it?
try it on my balls but be very gentle
Why'd some janny delete half the posts in the last thread, it's like a graveyard in there with the amount of (dead)s.
The Panama poster would out-memekick you
for sure Conor was listed my man
Somehow Fedor found an even more depressing way to lose against Bader
2 days
Wish he retired after the Maldonado robbery
Did you see Dave Meltzer's breakdown of the ESPN deal?
UFC is swimming in money now even with shit cards
this you? big fan
bruh i'll slip that shit and switch kick you so fast you won't even see it
Do you guys remember toilet till?
I invented that
still my boy
Remember fight week/blog week?
the chad and the virgin
He'll come back super rusty, and everyone's gonna say he was always shit
Conor should have called Yoel for wrestling lessons
Why did Stipe have to be such a bitch about this?
Kind of blew his whole persona of the every man that did nothing but fight the hard fights. Lost a fair bit of respect honestly
My, Yoel is truly sculpted out of stone. What a wonderful physique.
Riddle me this heem
If Conor is such a can, how did he heem aldo in 13 seconds?
yikes
let me fix that
>tony
>gaethje
>lee
>makhachev but unironically
>gillespie
>155- max, aldo, ortega
ywelcome my guy
get off my dick, dragons. ill return when the sun sets in the east and the blue witch screams.
conor vs winner of 236 might headline this honestly
He caught the GOAT slipping
At the time you extend your leg I'd already be sucking your dick until you get unconscious faggot
Maricon
>>lee
gased by the 3rd
>>makhachev but unironically
literally just a worse version of Khabib
- max
wrestle fucked to death
for sure some munster picks my man
>Chicanos
>calling anyone fags
oof
Aldo would trash Ortega
nobody cared who I was until I lived in the wall
so would KZ
>oof
No seas mamon, Sebastian.
Surprised they're not fighting already. Aldo will beat Volkanovski.
Aldo said he's not chasing the belt anymore but it looks like he might just be forced to reclaim it.
Both Porier and Holloway get fucked by khabib
He's not a can he's just one dimensional.
Till was so close to being Conor 2.0
>weighbully
>dat left hand shot
>funny accent
Too bad he doesn't have the advanced striking of Condor
Not what I was discussing but you're wrong, Max would piece Khabib up on the feet and would surprise you with his tdd
>inb4 b-b-but Conor took him down
when he was 21
Heeminder to not be a cutbabby
KZ vs Ortega would be great
>all these casuals not mentioning raging al
Did you see what Al did to Kevin Lee? He removed him from consideration completely after he had a close fight with none other than top dawg el cucuy. Comparable cardio and chin to them both. Better boxing than khabib, and arguably tony. Top notch wrestling. Late in the Khabib fight it looked like Al could have definitely caught Khabib if he had a camp dedicated to him.
oh and Lee had a fucking huge staph infection against Ferguson
Canelo would go 0-3 and get cut
cro cop murdered him in the rematch
Its fun to pretend
yoel beats him
big fan of the front kick KO
so disrespectful
mirin yoel hard
hes goal physique
best body in mma
ahem
more like PAWG heavyweight champ
Hey Tony where you at
>Women card
irrelevant.
I hope they redesign the belt before anyone gets all the encephalopathy stones
Sergio Pettis hasn't finished a fight in the UFC.
noise
Only young horses have delicate legs. In the west young horses are used for racing, which is why westerners think all horses are fragile.
t. professional horse warlord
interesting
very rude, shev vs eye is a banger
UFC is getting paid ridiculous money by ESPN for doing it. It hurts some fans but it's great for UFC financially.
Who cares lol, just pirate the stream.
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>posted on the front page of the biggest sports website in the world
has conor made it bros?
>I'm still pissed about this
Glad Crocop dominated the rematch.
>Mfw Conor still talking trash
Lol, unless he decisively beats Khabib in a possible rematch, he's fucking done with the sport, his legitimacy went out the window. Should've retired after the Eddie fight.
>tfw Ferg will never be the same fighter after they fix his insanity
>tfw the madman who was going to beat Khabib will be gone forever
Wdhmbt?
Horrible fucking feel.
Worst timeline.
Gordon Ryan in the UFC when?
...
Pettis was funky in that fight too.
I still don't get if he gave up or his corner ended it.
>His mental illness allowed him to go beyond humanity
based picture based yole i love /heem/
he broke his hand and his corner ended it
That's the fight that made me go from fucking hating the Tone to being a fan.
Bless his psychotic heart.
They’ll just put him back on the same meds he was on originally. Our boy will regain most of his faculties but you can’t uncrazy him completely, he’ll probably be the same Tony as always
Have hope
What a mad lad, love him
been doing some thinking. i could probably heem every here
I'd put my last fiver on it
boyhopping again lmao Spain you're actually a joke
>Boyhopping
Get a life, CTE'd ED sperg.
my name is Brendan Schaub and I invented Toilet Till
Is Luke Thomas the best MMA analyst currently?
I think Jack Slack is the best, and I'd rate The Weasel above Luke Thomas.
So two anonymous internet nobodies I rate higher than Luke. Luke himself is alright though. I watch his stuff when the title grabs me.
gooby wins the rematch
Can his boy status be attained, unlike your dreams? Or will you ditch him the second he loses like you did to Robbie when he lost against Woodley?
Well???
imagine being a spanish moor lol
the giant explosive nigger of course
Zlatan
LelBron or Zlatan. LeBron is a freak athlete and Zlatan has that fuckin' immigrant mentality.
LeBron is the only man who can beat JBJ
LeBron would be stuck at HW
He'd just be a HW Jon Jones, dabbing on shit contenders for 20 years
I figure Zlatan would fight at LHW or MW, bit more interesting
zlatan is a big yuf-c fan as well. definitely has the physicality and the attitude to have been championship material. as long as he doesnt get nose heemed
welcome back to 4channel buddy. wasn’t the same without you guys around
>I'm not getting charged for rent
Great, I'll save up for a house in the countryside this way.
Ibra. Duh.
IIRC he already trains some martial arts.
zlatan would sell the most ppvs
Why do you avoid replying directly you pussy beta cuck? And posting captures of your own VPN posts won't answer for you, swedecuck.
Anyway, is Tony your boy or you just like him until he loses?
how is a "professional" "athlete" built like that
is she preparing to challenge nunes at 145?
>challenge nunes at 145
Dern at "who'll pop browner schaub"
fluke, RDA actually weaves into the punches and Tony's wild exaggerated movements save him there, terrible.
>Irrelevant, paranoid midcarder literally BEGGING me for (You)s
Oh I am laffin. Get help, CTE'd bum.
>RDA gets dabbed on by a guy dancing in his face
>Gets boxed up
Lel.
prime schaub would heem ngannou
He isn't even the same fighter anymore right now, 2015 was when he came into his prime and he's already aged out of it, too many injuries, too much punishment taken
Sperger Spaniel living gluten free under your beds
fuck this heem shit this is a slapboxing general now
What's the best marital art to practice to avoid rape? Which fighter do you think has the best style to thwart rapists? I think it's Jon Jones or Wonderboy Thompson, with Khabibs style being the worst.
>not thwarting rape by fucking the other guy first
bro just do sambo
I feel like Khabib would get raped while he wrestlefucks his attacker rapeception
jew jitsu lets you kill your rapist while hes fucking you
I think you're confusing bjj with pussjitsu
at what point does it stop being mutual rape and just become consensual sex? in many ways, that’s the best way to avoid rape. khabib is playing the long game
bring it
Its more like two stags locking antlers in the wild than anything sexual which is why it's closer to rape although it sure both attacker and victim would climax
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is dana okay or does he have cte too bros?
He had a stroke like 5 years ago and no one really ever mentions it but he probably also has been raped numerous times and gotten ptsd
Nature of the business
Tony is definitely the worst with the rolling to knee bar
Seems like a fast track to brain damage.
Conor McGregor would've Aldo'd that
Stipe vs Werdum
Why does kebab want to retire so fast when he still needs to fight atleast tony, max, woodley/usman
He's obsessed with his undefeated record and wants to retire 30-0
Hes scared
That Jessie Jess lady? She's like a WMMA 8/10 pretty much. Juju Auclaire is kinda cute too.
Non active is much easier, Gina Carano.
LOL
It's WMMA, mate. There are 5 women who are not total jokes (Nunes, Cyborg, Holm, Joanna, Rose). The rest are interchangeable garbage tier fighters.
Also another rule proposal for RoganFC:
No division by sex/gender.
If any woman wants to fight, they can go ahead fight with some 115lbs japanese dude.
>Till still hasnt made an official statement
He's flushed
T-JUST
TJ PERMA FLUSHED
Probably diuretics so he could make 125
EIRE
fuck Dillasnake d'little weasel yeh?
*heems Ngannou*
joe duffy was robbed
HAHAHA FAGGGOT
Imagine roiding only to be pushed over like a boy and then flushed.
>being a roidlet in 2019
aisling daly future champ
TEA JAY btfo
oh nonononono
Is there any worse possible outcome of a fight than losing and testing positive
>roids
>still gets beat up by a midget
BASED HENRY TJ IS FINISHED
I invented toilet till
who is next bw champ now that tj is flushed and exposed? cruz? fucking cejudo? this is incredible
You may not like it, but Lombard vs Till @ MW is THE fight to make.
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They say life’s a peach hits really it’s the pits
prime Conor heems Khabib
Glad he voluntarily relinquished the title, better that than the UFC sending their bailbondsmen to raid his home to take the title by force.
Pretty based for relinquishing his belt, unlike other cunts who just stall their divisions for years.
TJ should've defended it a long time ago though.
he got hit clean in that exchange also he was just such a weight bully at 145 it didn't matter, his defence has always been crap
Who should face off for the new non-interim non-lineal title at 135?
Should Cejudo fight for the 135 title still, or return to 125 and keep that division alive?
What? He would have been stripped immediately if he didn’t “relinquish”
>based
They would have just stripped him anyway. Snakeboy is trying to save face despite being a sneaky roid cheat who lost to a manlet
>swiss doesn't understand anything and posts the goat to try and make his point
lmao
(pic unrelated)
Cruz is retired with gadooshed knees. Belt goes back to back to the last champion. Our boy Barao is back!
I would prefer to see Henry go “save the flyweights” like he’s always screaming about. Let the BWs fight it out.
My boy Cruz will be champ within the year.
OLEEEEEE OLE OLE OLE.... OLEEEEE.... OLEEEEEE!
>He would have been stripped immediately
>2019
Bisking looks intellectually disabled here, but in a cute way
Now that TJ has been exposed as a cheating fraud, Cody should be reinstated as champ as he never legitimately lost the belt. Cody would still be champ if USADA did their jobs and caught that steroid freak earlier.
they stripped boney the first time he popped, numbnuts. you really think they’d leave the belt with a guy who’s banned from the sport for at least a year? be reasonable
I don't think getting hit clean by Aldo and also taking his soul in 10 seconds is such a bad thing
Every TJ win should be changed to an NC
Give Barao back his belt FFS!
>Dom was able to beat TJ even while TJ was a roid bastard
Confirmed as the BW GOAT. Dom bless
You saying myklops looks goofy?
scoundrel
> Cody at 6
Yikes
>1 year ban
flushed
pretty yucky image tbqh
it's just an area of his game he got away with being underdeveloped because he was such a cutbabby and could tank punches easily
Why does it make so many losers mad that Jon Jones is the GOAT?
TJ with the rare social media tap-out
>cutbabby
cringe, if you're not cutting as much weigh as humanly possible you're not trying.
why can't TJ just say he was pulsing. wtf are they gonna do
that is why McGregor will never beat Khabib
manlet pisses hot after receiving ass kicking. how bad does it feel? is he crying?
tell the truth because he's not a draw
prime Conor heems Khabib
based Dom sitting out for 2.5 years into immediate shot at the title
If you haven’t popped before and you claim you’re pulsing, that’s an admission of guilt. You’re saying you took steroids ages ago and just didn’t get caught.
The reason they used that excuse with Jones is that he already had a violation before. Half the rules don’t apply to Jones anyway
Weird time for a press release though, what would that have been, 5AM Cali time?
he no longer exists as you just said
>Dom era pt. 2
I’ve waited so long for this. All my gratitude to TJ for being a retard
Barao is still champ
>Jones gets to pop every event
>No one else does
prime Cody heems TJ
Whatever PEDs he was on, they weren't working
Khabib Chump
>all your champions piss hot
lmao nice """""""""sport""""""""" you got there
Coulda finna Dom heem Moraes? I think we'd see Ngannou vs Velascan 2.
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Why the fuck are people upset by this how do you not know every fighter is on Peds by now?
TJs decision to go down to 125 literally flushed his career and life
Barao vs Dom for the title
The fight almost a decade in the making
I expect them to pull Jon and do nothing to be quite honest with you family.
blood in the water
goodnight tj
cody E X P O S E D tj a long time ago
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*pushes you down*
kek why is Ariel going on to talk about TJ?
What can he possibly offer?
If TJ was going on it'd be worth mentioning, he's just going to ramble
>stop checking MMA news for like half an hour
>TJ pops in that time
it's literally always when you're off guard. ffs lads this shit all the time.
TJ's out for a year now, in all honestly after getting gadooshed like that it might do him a world of good. And maybe he can actually rebuild back to 35.
Remember when Cody outed TJ and all of TAM for using PEDs?
lmao
He's perma flushed without his roids
How did Gooby keep his chin intact even with his crazy cuts to 145?
TJ's chin turned to papier mache at 125
He's obviously permaflushed with them too.
I don’t think he could heem him but he could UD him
Gooby only fought punchlets at 145
>inb4 Mendes
He'll be 34 by the time he returns
Not sure if his style of fighting will survive the mid 30s slowdown a lot of fighters experience
>The Weasel
nice, didn't know about this guy
BJJ Scout is also great
TJ's chin is shit even at 135. Cody had him in similar situations like Henry, but Cody picked clowning him over finishing him.
Could he stay away from the heem is the question.
why do people keep saying this is an early stoppage bros?
he first pushes him down so easily which immediately tells you how this is going to go
then he drops him
and he keeps hitting him in the head
tj then tries to get up only to get dropped again
and yet again, he's getting hit from every angle and his head is moving in every direction
the ref actually saves the few brain cells he has left after this exchange
shit i had him being younger than that
Do you think the weight cut caused it?
Maybe having zero body fat and zero moisture causes the masking agents to fail and exposes the PEDs
still beat your favourite fighter lmao
Because we are JUSTBLEED
You're not out until you're fully out. If you disagree you're a sport fan but not a true MMA fan. TJ was literally working back to his feet, just let it go a little longer and there'd be no more questions
eire
Literally no one thought it was an early stoppage, it's just a meme Rogan spreads.
This, has to be diuretics. Also reminder that Wandy was banned FOR LIFE for dodging a test after taking diuretics. Temporarily banned for life, whatev.
our sport looks like a joke lads
Dana doesn't realise USADA is actually just hurting the reputation
Casuals just see everyone popping in the big news every other week and just think everyone in the UFC and only UFC are dirty because these guys are the only ones popping. They think it's a joke of a sport.
He's such a goddamn windbag. He's able to say entirely uncontroversial things while taking 10 times more time to say them than necessary and talking as if he's handing out a take so good nobody has thought of it when instead it's obvious to most people.
Also whenever he does fight analysis his lack of tech proficiency makes the production value unbearable.
Exiting the USADA testing contract now would be a bad look though.
Plus the worst is over, the first wave of constant poppers and everyone looking like they aged 10 years in a month is done, its tolerable now.
He has good defense. I think he could avoid the heem
TJ flushed Barao into the void, some say his bloated ghost is still being heemed by cans on the prelims to this day. TJ has just flushed himself and will be in bare knuckle fc fighting Artem Lobov in 2022
TJ won the battle, Cody won the war
Who's the next fighter who's gonna pop for peds?
My bet is on Johnny Walker
Paulo Costa is the obvious contender. He still hasn't officially gone.
lad another Champion literally just popped
It's not over. Casuals see this and it warps their perception. I've already been told oh everyone's cheating in UFC. Ironically, the more they catch the worse it looks. By having no one pop, casuals assume no one is dirty.
By having people pop, they assume everyone is dirty but just not caught yet. It's all about perception and USADA are literally harming the sport
Let’s see what happens
USADA don't announce suspensions until the case is fully solved now, so if he doesn't want to announce it we won't hear it until the suspension is up
(((usada)))
Imagine how happy the TJ stoppage referee is right now
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>Mr. Faber himself told me in person once that his former team mate abuses from substances and of course other members that we know as well.
For me it's Cantona. Wins the belt via flying side kick.
Herb dean you caz
He dilladidnt see USADA coming
More ice is really good though.
I don't know why we even talk about that though, it not like Don's knees aren't going to explode or something.
>casuals think this is the face of a person that got knocked out
Vultures making rounds around the fresh kill.
We could go without that "i knew years ago" shit.
Bad luck tj
>gets caught roiding
>still a manlet
It wasn't Herb you pretender
Damn, he would blend in in Auschwitz really well.
>literally like 30 bottles of shit
surely at that point you expect to pop?
Interesting
But annoying because why post shit after we've all found out
It's not that many for supplements. If you take a lot of high-dose vitamins and minerals, you can easily get to 30 pills.
retard
TJ popping news aside, who prolly has the biggest dick in MMA?
Yoel or Mousassi
Joe Rogan is pretty vocal about Romero's dick.
just wanted to clarify you responded to me but i'm not the one who called you a retard, i'd never do something so rude
please apologise, it's not nice
If you could swap bodies with any mma fighter who would it be?
retard
kek I swear during every piece of big news there's ALWAYS 1 guy still randomly shitposting about something that happened weeks ago and everyone moved past
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TAM had been saying it for a long time
not like TAM wasn't roiding as well
Whats the youngest WMMA fighter on contract? Bonus points if white and hot.
Don't worry guys I'm researching the case
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I'm not sure what's caused you to lash out this way but I hope whatever it is clears up
/heem/ is here to support you
I heard rockhold has a giant cock
i invented toilet till
KING CODY WINS THE PENTOLOGY
HE OUTED TJ AS A ROIDER BEFORE ANYONE
Hella based.
Don't be such a rude, hateful person my guy.
Masvidals celebration is fucking terrifying.
Looks like Charles Manson reacting to "Who are you?"
Costa and Romero are pure
Moraes Vs Munhoz is the fight to make.
Ludwig's almond butter was tainted
WHAT DO YOU SAY MAN IN THE WALL?
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!
TAKE THE KNIFE??! YES?
i'd have a hard time believing Munhoz doesn't get bodied by Moraes
v uncomfortable rn
Skeleton boiiiii
Based reddit fighter
Benavidez should just give up now
usada was a mistake, when they're all on peds (which they are) its still an even playing field
doesn't matter if you're +0str or +10str when everyone else has the same stats
high iq deeply empathetic post. dull domed losers who watch mma are too stupid and attached to their blackberrys to pick up on things like this thanks for noticing.
life isnt an even playing field anyway everyone has different genetics lmfao at new zealand and australia's "lives"
Cejudo is the chad manlet
who is ben bidet askren fighting next
>has different genetics lmfao
im talking about bonus stats ya doofus, not base stats
Whoever the fuck he wants
Every motherfucker does steroids; why do you retards act like its any other way?
CHADskren is clean
Masvidal, prob.
Henry, Moraes, Khabib, Marty and Gastelum, the egyptian terrorist Azis could be manager of 5 champs soon.
Max Holloway.
>TJ said he had his legs crossed which attributed to him falling down from the push right after the fight during his interviews
He was definitely flushed.
Winner of Colby/Usman
It's time for his run at the strap
We all know
Jan wins.
Wow talk about a JUSTed career.
bookies love him
kek
based western whores destroying westcucks
we eastern boys need to stick together
I joked a year ago that Luke should go straight to heavyweight, because the competition there is weaker, and all heavyweights are bad.
I am now serious about it. He should. He should go to heavyweight. Nothing for him at LHW.
>no TJ drug test failure in the OP
cringed
Lombard was literally a killer on Belator. I remember his weird American military fighting style and MASSIVE fucking gorilla arms just smashing people.
wat
Best years of Bellator imho, fun tournaments, good fights, great finishes
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she fucks dogs
Romero accidentally flashed his dick at a weigh in though, it was small. Rogan even looked at it on his podcast, yet still keeps shilling that Yoel is horse hung. Why?
Luiz peña is 6'3 and will try to make 145lbs.
UFC should advice him, this is serius, dude can die.
imagine the hybrid offspring
I'm sick of him already
picking against him for this reason, even though his opponent has a huge purple superman tattoo on his chest
If you want to make some serious money you just bet the opposite of what the top youtube comments say, they're literally always wrong. They picked Cody over TJ, Francis over Stipe, Stipe to knockout DC, Jeremy Stephens to knockout Jose Aldo, Ortega to beat Holloway, Dillashaw to beat Cejudo and Masvidal to knockout Darren Till.
I was thinking this also, what Bret said. They both deserve it.
i personally think that someone who is 6'3 should fight at last in the Welterweight.
It looks badass
MGK is 6'3 and walks around at 145 pounds. Height means nothing.
I agree but at one point UFc had signed a guy named Will Chope that was 6'4 at FW and Holloway gadooshed him and then he was pulled from his next fight and cut because they founmd out he abused his wife or something
jessica aguilar
maia should call him out
>americans
I miss him :(
To heem nganu you only need to keep the distance and run the entire first round and you will get him
That name reminded me of Chris Cope
The guy who I think was the one to really kick off the trend of crowds shouting Woo!
Yes it was a Ric Flair thing but Chris brought it to MMA in a big way, with a different more haunting cadence
You can hear the woos are ~50s in this video
youtube.com
ah yes, the fight that convinced everyone Che Mills was a munster
That news broke after the thread was made
Rogan chanting "Che Mills is a KILLER" in the lead-up to the Rory fight, what a mess.
>Casuals see this and it warps their perception. I've already been told oh everyone's cheating in UFC. Ironically, the more they catch the worse it looks.
Thing is most people, at least the ones I've talked to, don't avoid MMA because some fighters might be on something it's because the sport is violent. Now we're left with all the negatives of USADA like fucked up weight cuts that must have robbed us (and those same casuals) of some good fights, and pretending that we don't know exactly who's on PEDs because these dummies haven't caught them yet, you think Moraes isn't on some shit too? It's hopeless
If he wins they will do Rockhold vs Jones
>Aztec warrior revenge
Very cringe but also highly based
>op status
Rekt
Did he get a Ben & Jerry's sponsorship?
Cejudo finna get exposed, making TJ and DJ look like complete jokes.
[ Cejudo heems Benavidez ]
[ Cejudo grabs the mic off Rogan ]
>Ey yo Olivi where yo fine ass at
It's entirely possible.
It just shows how far ahead the fighters in the UFC are. That's why Askren, who's undefeated buh-beast outside of UFC gets dominated in UFC.
BTW I invented Bidet Ben.
You don't rate Moose?
Also personally I think Gucci is the best FLW in the world and probably in the top 5 best BW
>his weird American military fighting style
literally just judo
Not until the post-USADA era, brother. It's a shame, he will heelhook the shit out of anyone. Absolutely ragdolled Josh Barnett.
He could "moose" these "nuts", if you know what I mean.
I like Poosassi, but in UFC he would be just another top 15 guy, while in Bellator he's a beast of a champ.
>but in UFC he would be just another top 15 guy
Best mean top 5, or else you are completely out of it.
If Cody wasn't a damn brainlet, he would have gotten another title shot by now.
Then we can ensure spicy heems every title defense.
GIWTWM
He might be, MW is thin as fuck. That doesn't disprove my point.
for sure my guy luke has a m-munster chin
fucking retard
Cody is the perfect guy to put on your undercard.
Guaranteed banger, to warm up the plebs into buying the card.
You may be right but that's some sweet takedowns though.
Chin doesn't matter at heavyweight, everyone has 1 shot knockout power. If you get clean hit, you fold.
HW is the best place to be a chinlet.
god what a retard you are
Luke's chin is shit because he cuts too much weight.
Woodley wins the rematch
... against Rory, in Bellator
zlatan.
flag checks out.
Luke would get ASS FUCKED by Jones
hot
>Stipe tanking Ngannou's shots
>Reem's inability to even handle getting grazed has flushed him
I love you guys but sometimes you are silly
Woodley is for sure gonna have his next fight in ONE FC two years from now when the UFC finally releases him after having starved what little remaining popularity and star power he has by languishing him in the ranks by offering him horrible fights they know he won't accept.
Woodley fucked himself hard by spitting all over the company. It meant he had to never lose, he had to remain champion at all times or else leverage would swing in the UFC's favor and he'd be at their merciless mercy.
>gets a title shot for posting epic memes on instagram
That's a nice real sport you have here.
How long would you be able to assfuck your opponent before the ref stood you up for not improving position?
>Stipe tanking Ngannou's shots
No, he didn't. He was moving away from them every time. Reem and Cody could "tank shots" they are moving away from like that. The problem is they are often moving towards shots instead.
APOLOGIZE
Lesnar got a title shot for being an ebin drama wrestler.
>it's the 'Black Beast is bad' meme again
Lewis is not a bad fighter, he would knock a lot of guys out.
Sorry Cody. I hope your weird threesome with your wife and her sister went well for you
Brock is a former UFC heavyweight champ (2 title defenses) and was NCAA Div 1 wrestling champ.
Don't act like sweaty mandrama is all he is.
can I get an invite to the heemcord?
He was 2:1 when he got his first title shot, entirely based on sweaty mandrama fame.
Someone with the creative mind of Jones would never be stood up. He'd be changing positions every 45 seconds at least. As soon as Luke started to enjoy himself, bang, turn him upside down and pile drive that fuckhole. Another 45 and he's vertical against the stanchion getting dick smashed into the padding.
It just wouldn't be stopped. Not until Jones was finished with him.
I invented USADA
He's not a bad brawler, but terrible mixed martial artist.
But he's such a good brawler and is so big that he gets away with being a bad mixed martial artist. You don't have to be a jiu jitsu black belt when you weigh an absurdly strong 280lbs and the average weight of your division is like 240.
The only guys that beat him in his last 12 fights are the heavyweight GOAT and 2 of the best strikers in heavyweight history. And he almost got JDS.
That's what I'm saying, a """real sport""".
In many ways, Cody won the two fights against Dillacheat
For sure my man don't get gadooshed by Mitrione, flushed Hunto, flushed JDS, a fat LHW and some bellator bum.
>Tj meme finally ends
ah what a wonderful surprise to this beautiful day.
Mcnuggets genuinely believes he can beat khabib, the absolute state of this cokehead leprechaun.
We dont want more casual macgregor/rousey/lesnar fans
hey TJ imagine doing roids and getting heemed by a literal midget, BOOM roasted
it's pretty amazing that people like you think Conor can't after what he did to two champions at two different weight classes. he's an elite fighter. he just needs the proper motivation and mindset. lad is only 31
Nice memes, Lewis improved a lot since the Mitrione fight. Everyone is a can to you, even the undefeated at heavyweight champ is a can.
kek
I still want to see him fight Till but Dana probably won't let it happen due to the high probability that Askren would put Till through the mat
T* on suicide watch
pvz is getting fat lads.
women over 22 are a mistake
Good, I like a girl with some meat on her bones.
Lewis fucking sucks and his relative success is more of an indictment on the division than him being some sort of amazing KO artist
Conor will never develop the world class grappling required. He was taken down 10 seconds into that fight, gassed out in one round of groundwork, and was subsequently flushed
look at those long macaco arms
this is the man to beat jones
idk. looks like she's getting stretch marks on her arms but doesn't look pregnant. i think she's just gonna be a fat person and shill snake oil on instagram
>Pee-Gay Dildoshit
And that is a good thing.
You don't need world class grappling to beat Khabib. Conor's striking looked like shit, flat-footed fuck with zero range management.
>undefeated at heavyweight
It's not difficult to be undefeated when the pinnacle of competition you face is Josh Barnett
Conor needs amazing movement, not amazing grappling
you mean the high school wrestling coach?
Is Tyler JUSTashaw having the worst 2019 in mma?
easily
>sparked in 30 seconds by a midget
>pops after losing
>loses belt
oh for sure, we just need prime conor back....
kek i’d feel bad if he didn’t completely deserve it
*roids*
*still gets heemed by a midget*
heh, nothin personnel kiddo
EVERYBODY is a can! DC only beat a 35-8 former UFC champ, PRIDE grand prix runner-up, no gi jiu jitsu world champ. That's it!?!?!
They're all cans!
Jorge is a real hood nigga
>roiding and losing to an uniroinc mexican midget
wew, I don't know who is more permaflushed TJ, Till, or no luv
He didn't lose that fight. It was stolen from him
shut the fuck up luke you massive tosser
L - RD 1 TKO (shoulder check)
35-8 is a munsterly record for shure.
>no gi jiu jitsu world champ.
Don't get choked out by Ben Rothwell my bee. PRIDE was a hunnert persent a killers row. Upper enchelon my man.
Conor is the biggest heartlet in the game, with Poostaffson being close second.
When shit gets a little tough, he always just offers his back and taps as soon as it looks like he's in RNC.
EFC > UFC
*sips*
prime ferguson would heem wall man
Terrible matchup for Luke. Should have fought Corey "Beastin' 25/8" Anderson.
>That arm
Jesus how fat is he?
He was 31-5 when he fought DC, with several of those wins coming over former champions. That's a bad record to you?
Probably took something to help the weight cut desu
Yoel won
>loses sanity in your path
jan will crack him
Decent matchup for Luke to try LHW. Heemable opponent with high rank who isn't absolute killer.
It's not a good record
Are you serious? I forget that a lot of those fake SoundCloud rappers are literal whos. Why be tough when a literal skeleton could bench him 60 times.
God current Bobby is such a chinlet. He gets heem'd TJ style, if he ever fights again (and not against some pillowfisted bum like Adesanya).
If Luke makes it past Jan there is only more CTE waiting for him. LHW is showing new life
NEW
*cardio boxes and wrestlefucks to decision
this guy has been PISSING me off lately
Does anyone actually think Eye has a chance? It won't even be fucking close.
>heem chipy
actual new
migrate
>Masvidal to knockout Darren Till
correct, masvidal didn't knock till out, he sent him to the graveyard.
Holy fuck, are those credentials correct? I always thought Norris was a Steven Seagal tier meme guy.
This is my thread chump
Interesting
