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Fuck you lazy shits

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niggers

yee haw mothafuckas

not a good start

BUF @ PHI, 7 pm
SJS @ BOS
CGY @ NYI
OTT @ WSH
PIT @ CBJ
LAK @ CAR
MTL @ DET, 7:30
MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
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FLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)

/mlb/ supports /hoc/ in it anti-/cric/ crusade

>Ferraro sucking Nashville’s cock
Why does he always do this

we never asked for your help ya meme stealing simp

think im done with this game. gg boston no rz or gz

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just thought of a fun meme idea for Madison Bowey but instead like its Madison Bowie but hes shopped onto ziggy stardust or something

Good thread

imagine literally only being known for a pajeet announcer saying your name funny

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baste samuel

>let's go bruins chants at the colliseum
lel

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seems i've angered the sperg

Thought he was gonna burst into tears when arvidson took the puck to his leg

imagine beleafing that the metro is a strong division LMAO

Anyone have the chara fight

>you now remember the HBK line

general reminder that the nhl is a pupper league

not sure why sam hates dogs so much because that means he hates his own mother

Trashville haven't evn scored 5 goals yet on the laffs. What a fucking shit team lmfao

>8 Shots

>talk shit about cats in the morning
>come back home to find sam STILL seething.
rent free

>Not watching Nashville broadcast for the return of Terry Crisp and Pete Weber as commentators

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SUP MOTHAFUCKAZZZZZZZZZZ

A dog is a filthy animal

More like 8 shits lmoa

wouldn't go as far as to call the motherfucker filthy

oh you

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>86

I think about this everyday. Atlanta was hard times. The Jets? Real niggas

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im not a leafs fan but i think they're going to win the cup this year for sure

/hoc/ is an eternal kitty board

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Canadian teams don't win the Stanley Cup though

I bit my nail off and now my finger hurts :(

why dont teams just high stick the other teams best player at the start of the game and eat the 4 minute period to get them off the ice for the whole game? seems so fucking obvious but maybe hockey is so primitive they havent thought of it yet.

checked and catpilled

This was the best SCF in the last 30 years prove me wrong.

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wish someone would take a killdozer through the jest watch parties this year, lads

How many stan lees have been won with shit D?

YOU'RE FACE
TO FACE
WITH THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD

the leafs have won 13 cups soon to be 14

DOING ALL THE FORTNITE THINGS!

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Not as filthy as your mother Sam

You’d have to high stick a real pussy to get him out the whole game

Boston's D was all bangers apart from Kaberle

ok then board him head first?

im not a leafs fan but i think they're the most complete team since the 85 oilers

nah

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C O P U L A T I O N
L A N G U A G E S

based

All things considered, how many penalties would a team have to inflict to get a game forfeit?

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>t. leafs fan

>im not a leafs fan but i think they're the most complete team since the 85 oilers

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how to spot a leafs fan:
>im not a leafs fan but

fuck you devils you could at least put up a fight

>he’s a wojakposter
grim

im not a leafs fan but i think auston matthews has a good chance of taking the mantle from gretzky

Tankers gonna tank

Sharks

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Auston Matthews has the thickest cock at his position in the NHL.

I don't know how they do it, taking over play by play when your colleague has a cardiac arrest

im not a leafs fan but i think posting about other teams in the official /leafs/ thread is rude

im a leafs fan and i love sucking cock and going to mosque

im not a leafs fan but come june we’ll be talking about what a steal the Nylander contract was

>one of the greatest hockey talents to come out of the US
>plays for canadians
what a cuck

Why does everyone say 85 was better than 87? 87 has Kent Nilsson as our 3rd best center

im not a leafs fan but when they win the cup this year you will all feel very silly

be careful at the mosque.

im not a leafs fan so i have to admit im scared m8s

im a leafs fan and i absolutely love the taste of my wifes boyfriends semen

Bogdanoff playoff calls are coming, lads

thinking about removing some kebab lads

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>quick refs, we can't let the state of hockey miss the playoffs!

Reported to New Zealand state security

hey what's your word
what's your game
i know your business but i don't know your name

>grease

why whats the worst that can happen

>state of hockey

>at his position
You mean on his knees sucking black cock?

im not a leafs fan but id take marner over mcdavid everytime

>implying it won't be a Cal v Tampa final

the bergerman

BURGERMAN SCAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

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for me its being a masculine and straight penguins fan and not posting in the carolinigger gamethread

BURGERMAN SCAAAAR
>4-0

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BURGERGOD

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Im not a leafs fan but the leafs are going to win 86 cups in a row

>turris is a 4th liner
is it because he's old or has he always sucked?

But California isn't in a playoff spot

im a leafs fan and my iq is only double digit

the thundercats have a black player?

Never thought I’d say this but I miss gardiner

The Grubauer machine has awoken

im a leafs fan and we have 13 cups, stay jealous m8s

how can one man be so perfect?

>The Islanders are lowkey my pick in the East bro

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too bad no one on the avs remembers how to score

tooker

Both?

Bonino is blowing up his spot

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wew

checked

No Landy hurts

the islanders are a fucking meme team. 1st round exit. going to be crying about losing tavares all summer long.

maybe if they get 2 more top10 picks they can finally have a 2nd line

>from NJ
>still a Boston fan
Imagine liking the D*vils lol

pents of truth

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Can’t wait until the Jackie’s do it to em

not a leafs fan so i dont have anything to worry about

hopefully Trotz will pull the goalie with 5 minutres left to give Kuraly a shot at his hatty

B I N G
I
N
G

nice get
hello /cric/serfs better luck next quints you c ucks

Seattle NHL update: Key Arena has been gutted and is being prepped for the demolition. Still two fucking years away.

nhlseattle.com/arena-update.html

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oilels getting what they deserve for trusting a finn goalie

>Mfw Trotzy collects another

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they should just play some yakkity sax when the laffs are on a """power"""play

damn when did mrazek become such a champ

>tf
>tp

LMAO AT THE STICKS

debrusk is back boys

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I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS

The >Isles are a fucking embarrassment

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SCAAAAAR JAKEY THE SNAKEY OUT OF THE BOX

Might wanna get that checked lad

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>crowd chants for away team at your home games
fucking brutal

AYE OH

LETS GO

>everytime the leafs play in canada
truly the official team of canada

How do you get a Minnesotan to go to church?

Tell him he can teach Sunday school.

>Islanders-Sharks SCF!!!

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>state of hockey
>one of the youngest teams in the league
Lmao

yeah not the team actually named after the country

I don't get it

Yeeeeet

sick wojak which subreddit did you get that from

Of course you don't Hans

Hey guys I came up with a joke:
Why do Minnesotans have to drink straight from the bottle?

that’s bullshit but I believe it
so much money tied up in boomer koivu, suter, parise, dubnyk all they can afford for the rest of the team is kids
their age distribution is probably bimodal as fuck

Because I’m too lazy to wash a cup out

>islanders getting past the 1st round

le stale pedo meme

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO CUPS

>Minnesotan has a cup
Post a picture with a timestamp

r/hoc

no cups my nigga

How do you get a canadian off your porch?


shoot him

ZACH WERENSKI BASED

/mlb/ meme stealing is just a myth, there was one stolen meme like a gorillion years ago. it's time to get over it already

the leafs will let you borrow of their THIRTEEN cups

imagine thinking the Islanders were a contender because they btfo the Laffs

Tell him to cum inside

hope my backup team the pens win lads

Mathews is dancing tonight.

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>there she goes
>there she goes again
This is what perds play to energize their fan base

they stole clipart and smuk i will never forgive nor forget

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by the end of his career they will rename the Stanley Cup to the Babcock Cup

how do you get minnesotans to go clothing shopping?

tell them kids pants are half-off

we don't use those things anymore but alright

ouch canes..... ouch

based /hoc/storian

>*turns on some hall and oates*

SCAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

Coyle so close on that one lmao

>that was goaltender interference
ok minnesota, sure

that was a legitimate penalty on aho though... don't know how the fuck they missed that

Decidedly more upbeat

Why are the flames playing like shit, the jackets are the most average team in hockey

you make my dreams come truuuuuue ba na na naa

>holding Dubnyk down and not making an attempt to move away from the net
You’re retarded

For me, it's hoc smuks or no smuks

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if >your team has yellow on their sweaters you can fuck right off

>pushed into the net and held down by an opposing player
"no u"

AND IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN

How do I get a date on Tinder?

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Get FUCKED pedos

Yo nigga

oh honey just bee yourself

Fuck the Bettguins

>blind
Ok retard

lmao is dubnyk the most overrated tendie in the nhl or what

washington hasnt seen a blow out like this since canada burned down the white house in 1814

Mild's sub is absolutely BOILING right now

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/nfl/ was even worse

>sunbelt
>tripfag

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Who has ever overrated Dub?

CHIMP OUT

>it's only interference because it kept the game tied
you can't push opposing players into the net, dumb pedo

Why the fuck would you want one

Good scrap desu

You can’t stay in the net and hold down the goalie, dumb sunbelter

The Mild fanbase is the epitome of sports-related impotent rage

I haven't been on a date in over a year...
Being myself isn't working

t. virgin

>pongs

The dumb pedosotans who do their reddit chant every time he farts

Paul Fenton

>We Don’t Need You
LMFAO
Could have used a goal in that one. Johnny T has 40!

>canes scored on my backup team the pens
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

SCOOOOOOOOOORES

Getting ready for the comeback

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>admitting you go to Reddit

JUSTIN FUCKIN WILLIAMS

>he was holding the goalie
would love to see the same replay you did

>backup team

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gg isles

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based phoneposter

The one the refs did when they called it goalie interference. Sorry sweetie

Bruins win

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he's an avs fan, they all frequent reddit

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Whoever was behind him being the mild's ASG rep should be shot

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Dating is a nightmare
Meet a girl at church or a hockey game or discord or something, tinder girls are gross
t. Herpes

HOLYSHIT IF THE CANES SCORE ON THE PP I GET A FREE BISCUIT, LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>pk subhuman

lol that guy behind the glass looks like peak islels fan

Does he have the most powerful incel mass shooter aesthetic in the >league?

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GG EZ

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>dodging the point
Fuck off you dumb fucking reddit pedos

>Meet a girl at church
church girls are all leftovers from pastors and youth leaders and shit

t. incel

Of course they are a meme. Last 3 Cup winners have proven that offensive depth is what wins now in the ploffs. It's a given that everything tightens up defensively

>tinder girls are gross
>use discord

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>admits he goes to reddit

kek so the habs finally win but then pens/canes is a 3 point game

GG bruins but fuck I am displeased in how this team played tonight

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im not a leafs fan but this guy is the fuckin truth. leafs might give up 5 goals but they'll score 10 so who teh fuck cares its all about who has more goals bitches

I concur

Herpes isn’t that bad dude

Win or lose at this moment

P O N G B O I Z in this bitch!

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pretty sure laine does

I can't imagine being this much of a protestant faggot

it's true churches are full of girls that got raped under hypnosis and coliform bacteria. they're just huge rape and poop dens

>It's a given that everything tightens up defensively
h-haha yeah...

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Still better than tinder

and look at the leafs also. Getting shut out by the perds

>and look at the leafs also. Getting shut out by the everyones

rent free

Lol just wait bro
4-1 leafs final

>Isles
I feel bad for their fans, honestly, that was a fucking massacre. GG though.

DO YOU MISS TAVARES NOW? LOL GET REKT SCRUBS

Yikes

ufck the isles but fuck the ruins more

>w-w-we can score at will
>get completely dabbed on 4 games in a row
>s-s-s-stay scared m8

Why the fuck do you guys always have our number? fucking brutal to watch this game and how it hurt a good chunk of our lineup. maybe they'll finally put dal colle and ho sang in the lineup against montreal

>2 many man

>le speaking a little too soon man

>leltang

IMAGINE BEING AN ISLANDERS FAN LOL GET THE CAMERA STAN WE GOT A LIVE ONE OVER HERE

they've shown no sign of having any hope at all of beating the bruins

>we don’t need you
Get fucked

They’ve gotten to game 7 twice

Are the Bings, dare I say it, /ourlads/ tonight?

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you sure think about reddit a lot

>Why the fuck do you guys always have our number?
money and steroids

my canes are gonna lose in a SO

leaf fans seem really shook by that one islanders game

i'm talking this year

has he scored against us this season?

>tsn playing up fights
BASED
fuck Rogers

fuck off vlad im trying to enjoy this moment

>stutterposting
hell0 reddit

cause they know the islanders are better

They got btfo by Boston in the regular seasons before those series’ also

holy shit carolina just put them away already

YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE INVINCI-BOL
REALITY WILL LEAVE YOU FEELING HORRI-BOL

DOUCHEBAG
IMMA FUCK YOU UP
FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU UP
DOUCHEBAG
IMMA FUCK YOU UP
FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU UP

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>memeout

what the fuck was murray doing anyway

bell and rogers are both shit. they work together to keep internet speed 3rdworld tier. dont try to defend one over the other.

canes should've had that desu
now they're gonna get dabbed on in the shoot out

told you desu

Riding the coattails of Sidney Crosby like he always has

That game was so brutal, I feel sort of bad for enjoying it so much.

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HOTDOG MAN CANNOT

how i felt last night my friend

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They’re both shit but Bell is decidedly the lesser of two evils

based mrazek

storm surge time lads

>pongs

>YINZBURG

BUNCH OF JERKS

see

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Which fortnite dance tonight?

shittsburgh may have lost tonight but lets all remember the teds are the ones truly getting dabbed on

pegga :DDDDDDDDDD

#CANES WIN!!!!! #TAKEWARNING

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based rinne owning lafftards

Lotta incels in here tonight

CRYSBY ON SUICIDE WATCH
BETTMAN ON SUICIDE WATCH
SHITTSBURGH ON SUICIDE WATCH
REFS ON SUICIDE WATCH

GG Pittsburgh

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the same company that encourages mental health care with #letstalk bullshit then goes and fires their staff members who are struggling with depression. bell is absolute shit. at least rogers doesnt virtue signal with social trends.

rinne is elite

holy shit

Rinne doing rinne things

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thanks carolina for at least making sure the pongs aren't one point closer to us but instead two now.

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>see the literal post I was replying to
Alright mate you’re cut off

Why does Benn seem so miserable this year? Do a CEOs words really matter?

based zoomer gimmick with a boomer video game

Damn that's fucked up I thought only burger corporations did shit like that

DUCK HUNT

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>not saving the duck hunt surge for a win over anaheim

baka

dont mention it islelsfag. the days of my islels seething are gone

>haha the Avs are the Nintendo tea-

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*gives up 5 spot in game 7*

No, lad, NO! We must never bully >our opponents.
Always remember that hockey is a game of sportsmanship and character.

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Cringe

no context this shit

Canes beat both the refs and the Pens tonight la

shorks already did that last year

ATTEND YOUR FUCKING GAMES

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Good job Carolina I am glad you pleased your hillbilly fans.

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Christchurch Shooting reenactment, 2019

Based and insensitivetowardsChristchurchpilled.

OH NO NO NO NO NO

i don't think this sport is for you, jamal

maybe they should do some fortnite dances or maybe some musical theatre instead of worrying about "hockey"

Wow, doing this in the waking of the New Zealand shooting is really being tonedeaf.
You know the same fags that like their shit are gonna say that.

I would watch the tape if I were you Sid

COPE

C'mon Avs. Stomp a mudhole in these reddit assholes

>mad that they have no fans
>mad that the fans are having fun
these things are mutually exclusive, user.

>t. pavitar singh

youtoo

Evidence the Canes just needed a decent team and fans would come.

Shhhh... don't burst his bubble.

BUNCHA

kek that's sadly true

based don bringing in the merchandise revenue, should he be getting a cut of that?

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>ssm8

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Redpill me on Westman Village

SIMMER MUH MAN

for me, it's talking shit about the storm surge, while my team does elaborate pregame shows

also
>stay scared m8

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>LAFFS
>M-M-MUH COMEBACK

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can't even begin to describe how scared i am rn

>laffs

>ssm8

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>it's a The Oilers Are Getting Their Shit Pushed In Douchebags Who Are Getting Fucked Up Fucked Up Fucked Up Like The Douchebag Organisation They Are And They Deserve It Reality Leaving Them Feeling Hori-bol McMeme Is A Terrible Bust episode again

>ssm8

this is good, a 2-0 comeback will look even better

Seriously cannot WAIT to see this comeback

i always get the last laff retard. stay deluded faggot. lmao

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Wayne train alive in Nashville

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how many losses in a row will this be for the >laffs?

oh how I await toronto to get DICKED by the bruins in the playoffs

It's practically tradition at this point
I hope it's another game 7 choke

Boston is going to push our shit in 4 straight games if we try this stretch pass bullshit against them in the playoffs arent they

ANDERSON

ANDERSON

ANDERSON

YOU SUCK

IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT

IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT

IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT

after tonight that's 5 losses in their last 7

just 2 but they'd lose 4 of 5

Pongs gonna miss the playoffs

MCDAVID
I MUST BREK YOU UP
VREK YOU, BREK YOU, BREK YOU UP

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the leafs play boring hockey. gutless team. >muh sped

It was inevitable

based

hope we get a 67 chant in boston desu

laffs are literally soulless garbage: the team

can't wait for laffs to get rolled in the first round

Really rude considering his recent struggles

they're 5 points ahead of montreal

There’s only 1 last laugh
Anything that happens before that, is just progress

Boring teams based on style of play:
>flyles

lafftards were telling me he was a vezina candidate tho???

Keyword: was

Dubs and Staal tears his ACL before the end of the season

trips and they all do...?

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kind of rude

Please tell me trips still count

Trips aren't dubs.
Should've specified which Staal you meant, too. There are three of them in the league right now.

Which Staal?

>capitals
>islanders
>penguins
>hurricanes
>blue jackets
who's the frauds and who's for real

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Which fanbase are most pathetic? My vote is on the Soilers. The only thing they want is for McMeme and Hitler to win individual trophies.

Fucking pathetic.

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>contenders
caps
pens
>pretenders
islels
relocanes
poo jackets

>for real
that'd be >my team
>frauds
everyone else

simple as

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Isles are frauds
Everyone else is just mediocre

>For real
Caps
Hurricanes
>Questionable
Teds
Isles
>Frauds
Penguins

why doesnt his son play hockey?

dumb yinzer

Get home safely, #Canes fans! We'll see you back here on Thursday!

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Why does Babcock look like the villian in an 80s kids movie?

He didn't want his brain to be any more damaged than it already is.

lose 5 straight games to a what? i didn't catch that part

after this fucking game I dont even know if we are real or the fraud. the lack of offense from barzal and beauvilliar is worrying me deeply come playoffs. but this is just a mix of getting completely dominated, getting nothing done on a power play, and a certain someone not in the lineup in exchange for fucking ladd

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Lmao you deserve it for not specifying which one.

based mike richter retiring with 666 games played

>"the laffs have a real chance this year"
imagine having such low iq you actually thought that

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every team has bad games user.

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leafs suck

what do they suck?

based

>St. Louis
>located in Missouri
>Blues fans singing take me home to West Virginia

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Some numbers, including the important one: TWO POINTS!

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the passion /hoc/ has for the leafs always amazes me

i sometimes wonder what the FUCK these players are thinking diving headfirst into shots

seething crosshits: 1

i live in idaho

The sweet nectar of the hockey gods

>L3AFS
>LAFFS
>LAFFS
>STAY SCAR3D M8

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dumb pens-supporting vegas transplant

SCORESBERG

that comeback is gonna be lit

Man this comeback is going to be insane

>LAFFS
>STAY SCARED M8
>MUH COMBACK

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>leffs

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you think they'll show shots of dubas on hnic anymore?

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>this was a contending team in the East
LMAOOOOOOO JOKE CONFERENCE JOKE DIVISION

EMTPY NET, EMPTY NET
YOU SUCK
ITS ALL YOUR FAULT, ITS ALL YOUR FAULT

how is the ice in the saddledome?
it looks pretty shit imo

>stay scared m8

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based >laffsmind

lol your state doesnt even have a team you cuck.

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HEY MAPLE LEAFS

>bestern conference dabbing all over the leastern conference tonight

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Don't remind Gary

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>gets shutout twice by trashville in the same season

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Scoreboard pedo

>lefs
HE SHOOTS!!!
HE SCORES!!!
YOU SUCK!!!

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Imagine still being this obsessed.

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>Rask 13/13
>Rinne 22/22
all the finnish goalies on fire tonight.

>POOK

trips confirm

Idaho>>>>>>>>>>>niggerlinas

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cope harder faggot

In 10 years yours won't either.

THE SUNBELTB OWL IS BACK ON BOYS PREDS-LGBTNING BE THERE OR BE QUEER

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>laffs shutout again

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lmao potato state thinks he's better than anyone else
how cute

fuck nashville they're out in the first round to st louis

First meme I ever saved on this phone

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who are those 2 guys?

Chill uncle steve

ohnonononononono

Gonna need you to stop antagonizing people, friend. You're giving >us a bad name.

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Absolutely based
Absolutely cringe

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please remember jordan eberles message

>he considers tampa bay as part of the sun belt

Fucking Tennessee inbreds

true classic

>phoneposter
youtube.com/watch?v=Xw-m4jEY-Ns

Does it snow in Tampa?

lmao your state is literally the one everyone forgets about. what the FUCK even is in idaho?

du har en liten kuk fagot

My laptops in the shop and I’m banned on my static ip anyway

Idaho is a made up name, proving that there is nothing traditional about the sham "nation" that is the u.s.

outskirts of spokane and potatoes, in other words kinda shit

>Not embracing funbelt hockey
grim

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it's more about what's not in Idaho, more specifically who's not in Idaho.

do you still go to games with your mom? I find it cute

for me its chief brady keeper

just going to check on the leafs ga-

8min goal review inc

I know I know, but for those two they havent scored in ages, and barzal has shot the puck so much yet he cant get the back of the net. the issues are also coming with production from players like komarov and ladd, who are so fucking slow. If this team has ANY fucking hope in the playoffs, they need lehner to get his shit together, and to fix the leaks in the defense that have shown up in these past three games

true but we cannot go back to europe now so give us a break

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>brady keeper
BASED

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>what the FUCK even is in idaho
me lad

just took my evening laffs. had to flush twice and light a match.

Yikes sorry to hear that

what is there to do in idaho?

I will, I was just trying to irritate

Anyone scared, m8?

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How in the fuck could Tampa possiblly be considered not sunbelt

I bet you did have to light a match because you’re so fat

whl.neulion.com/whl/ free playoff hockey lads

seethe at good hockey teams

Fuck off you greasy wop shistos gamouri greek bastard

Are you going to be a new Seattle lifelong?

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>your state is literally the one everyone forgets about.
not an idahofag, but I think everyone remembers Idaho potatoes. You want a truly forgettable flyover state look at North Dakota.

so much for that comeback, huh lafftards? >muh scoring at will
lmao

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based

THERE ARE ONLY 48 STATES

DON'T FORGET HAWAII AND ALASKA

pretty excited to share a cool post with you all in the next thread

Laughing SO HARD at the Minnesota Wild

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im in oregon and i cannot root for shittle

>____ ______ __

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I guess only leaf fans will understand that the comeback meme is satire

pretty excited to tell you to go the fuck back to r/hockey when you post it

Didn't want to make the playoffs anyways

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Laughing SO HARD at the Buffalo U Will B's

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Fucking cope you nigger lovers

Where has this Grubauer been all season?

do you guys ever watch the multi-cam stream?

based leaf

I'd honestly forgotten about them.

Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild

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>I'm in Idaho
>I'm in Oregon
Make up your mind Schrodinger

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>University of Buffalo
They have a hockey team?

he's an angry elf, thinking he was rooting for the laffs

cringing at the thought of letting in almost 22 goals in the last 5 games, lads.

No idea but I'm glad he's here now

Reverse psychology

I have an incredibly spicy OP lined up for the next one.

Lol minnesota is wet towel without granlund and nino. Easy win for us.

>"we can outscore our defensive issues!"
>cant

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is that a >shorks or >laffs stat

t. Edmongolian

The Islels were exposed by MY bruins

yeah but you root for the >winterhacks

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THANK YOU AVS!!!!

- Guy who bet on Yotes to be in the PO

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both can apply. but who has won in that time frame?

Thank you Bings.

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BING BING fuck you we win

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I have actually a huge dick, but I don't know why you want to discuss dick sizes, unless you're a faggot and want to suck mine of course

lol yeah are you repin the tri cities LOL

Some of you bing fans are alright. Don't go to Pepsi Center tomorrow.

go back to r/hockey hacksfag

Shall be saving this for use in future shitposts