/mlb/ general - REAL edition

I'll settle your face!

samefag

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cringe.
wrong again nigger.
check the stats bottom right you super new faggot.

For me, it's the Los Angeles Angels of the Greater Anaheim Area of Los Angeles.

>analslime

I literally cannot fathom having Four hundred and Thirty Million Dollars

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That's not even Tom Cruise money, that's MORE than Tom Cruise money.

Sports is/are insane.

17TH for WASHINGTON BASEBALL NATIONALS

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>rasg

neither can the owner

>the absolute state of /mlb/ on Yea Forums

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since when

>barvse

Who is that?

a billionaire

Good morning /mlb/ !

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Sorry guys I just woke up
>Oakland Ass

Bravo here, fuck off. Our broship is with the pebbles and the broors

>broors
>broship with anyone
go back to the AL where you blong

>LA face

>wednesday
NYY: Severino (shoulder) played catch on Wed.
WAS: Rendon turned down extension from Nats
TB: Rays finalize 6-yr, $24M extension with Lowe
PHI: McCutchen to open as Phillies' leadoff man
PHI: Hoskins out rest of week with sore shoulder
DET: Michael Fulmer will undergo Tommy John
OAK: Chapman homers, drives in three in loss
SEA: Santana slam propels M's to win over A's
SEA: Ichiro in RF, batting ninth for M's in Tokyo
HOU: Astros to extend Bregman for 5 yrs, $100M

>SEA: Santana slam propels M's to win over A's
>SEA: Ichiro in RF, batting ninth for M's in Tokyo

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gonna get so fat on opening day, lads

I also enjoy baseball

>played catch
gayyy

so great living in the future and streaming spring training, how did anyone do this before

Descalso confirmed better than Stanton

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News:

DET: Jonathan Bernier set to start Thursday
OTT: Thomas Chabot (toe) may be back Saturday
OTT: Anders Nilsson will face Vancouver Wednesday
SJ: Erik Karlsson (groin) out for two-game trip
SJ: Joe Pavelski not expected to play Thursday
DET: Red Wings, Howard agree to 1-year extension
ARI: Derek Stepan (LBI) close to return to lineup
TOR: Garret Sparks to start Wednesday vs. Sabres
BUF: Carter Hutton will get the nod Wednesday
PHI: Carter Hart will start Thursday vs. Chicago

what sport is this

Stop being autistic and stick to one thread, made after bump limit is reached.

>SJ: Erik Karlsson (groin) out for two-game trip
>SJ: Joe Pavelski not expected to play Thursday
There goes the season

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For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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that's either this one or the one with the dads logo, tell me where to go

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it's not hard, shitlord made a thread 20 posts early. post in any one but that one.

lul Nats fag about to suffer

is this the thread?

i think this is the thread

we can stop making 102930123912039210321903 threads please?

thread up with most replies, i say yes

also not made 20 goddamn posts early, so that's a plus

astros desu

Migrate

Extremely NOT all aboard.

nah

1 day and houspie still only has 17 proxys 52 posts lol!
Houspie is in a seeth. What ever will he do if he loses this thread?

this guy progressively makes early and earlier new threads, because he HAS to have the OP. if you call him out on his shit, he screams "Autistro" and pisses his pants.

I dub thee "Spergball" and I think you need to give your mommy back her laptop, you little shit.

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This. The dumb faggot made this thread after the previous one we used was already up to start his thread war faggotry

we should all start a thread and fight the hoards of sawker spammers

stop making early posts, faggot.

Someone tell me why the Red Sox WON'T repeat this year.

I no longer stand with astrosbergers autism after seeing him make all these threads

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Based Strobro

hey i am from new york and i like the mets, how about you?

I'm from Houston and I'm an Astros fan.

The Yankees, the Red Sox coming back down to earth after outperforming their pythag and the bullpen.

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am from chicago, like the white sox

that dumb faggot made the thread 20 posts early and needs three days to think about what a faggot he is

MN and reconsidering my choices in sports teams.

same, but he thinks everyone who won't post in his thread is the same user, when in fact Spergball is just a stupid underage fuckboi

ohh
i like the white sox for my AL team

this fucking shit is fucking fucktarded, there's no reason to have 57 threads.

if a mod/janny is reading: don't keep the earliest thread cuz that was made 20 posts early, which is what FAGGOTS do.

Also the NL is shit.

Hi there strosbro... I thought you might enjoy the real thread

NO FUCK YOU also go astros

>my AL team
Are you a reverse BAJP?

>your NL team
>your AL team
>your side team
>your secret team
>your misstress team
>your shitposting team - this means your australian league team

>delete sperg for spamming the thread
>don't delete the thread he made that's spam
Management works in mysterious ways

FUCK YOU

>/mlb/ this week

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will some kind and attractive mod please B&HAMMER this clearly underage shitspider.

baseball

for me, it's the dads of the greater san diego area

430 million 12 years LOL

>houspie holds the L yet again

>120 / 16 / 36
>81 / 15 / 20
youtube.com/watch?v=3HgPCFJL9H4

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHH HOUSPIE TAKES THE L

>three different generals

now, baseball is dead.

There's actually 5 threads.
The old one
The actual thread
And the other three that were just spammed because militant autism.

>The actual thread
we don't post in early threads, please stop spamming your shit

>we
Houspie SEETHING

what the fuck does that even mean, are you having a stroke

shitbird made his super early then spammed the shit out of it until it took off. he keeps spamming this thread too but those posts get deleted

Watch out everyone, he's FURIOUS his thread was ditched for the real one.

>posts about baseball
>gets yelled at

>c

more like confused the mods didn't delete your thread and ban you, that's what happens in /hoc/ and /heem/.

Wait......... Barron?!?

just like my childhood

>opening day is next week
>my team already eliminated
Fuck

>Implying implications
The real question is why hasn't this thread and the other 'general' threads that are clearly spammed not deleted?

apparently multi-generals is fine now

We multiverse now

This thread, the 'general', is for autism.
The real thread, is for baseball.

everyone keeps trying to post baseball, and you keep posting shit like this.

houspies thread is in a seeth

Ain't nobody in the AL East to catch them

How fucked are the Angels?

Gonna keep posting about baseball anyway, you little shit.

So... back on topic. What is it with "general"s and profound Autism?

spergposter decided he doesn't want generals to have general in them anymore, so spams the shit out of anyone who dares to break the rule he made up in his autistic unmedicated brain.

Thread wars are fucking stupid. What's wrong with you? Just use the one posted first, Jesus Christ.
Fucking obnoxious retard.

look at houspie go!!

>posting 20 posts before the end of the thread so you can be first
Kill yourself

>everyone I don't like is the same person
This is why people don't want to post in your hand flapping autism covens.

>samefagging this hard to keep your dead thread alive

This thread is ridiculous. At least there's one up with actual baseball discussion instead of whatever the fuck this shit is.
>b-b-but it's not a g-g-g-eneraaaaawwwwww
fucking insane

take your meds, you socially retarded cold sore

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houspie has learned photoshop!

every time someone tries to discuss baseball, he spams the thread for you to come back to his

what's more likely: that i spent more than five seconds doing a screencap, or that you're a socially awkward teenager who spams Mongolian knitting boards when his autism is triggered.

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houspie is angry!

i imagine this is what sex is like.

or extra innings.

>East
Sawx
>Central
Injuns
>West
Stros

Was that so hard

>NL
>East
Don't care
>Central
Don't care
>West
Don't care.

Yep, easy as fuck.

fucking cringe

the NL is interesting, the arcade league is fucking boring and predetermined. wew who will win the comedy central between two shitty teams with no chance in the playoffs, losedians or the t___s wow so interesting wow haha
red sox and yankees wow really interesting one of them is already guaranteed a first wild card spot yawwwwwwnnnnnnnnn..........

the NATIONAL LEAGUE:
NL East has FOUR really good interesting teams, with a lot of storylines, great pitching, and meme players
NL central has FIVE good teams, anyone can win the division
NL west has two good teams and the most exciting young team in baseball with the best free agent signing

NL is where it's at!!!

>NL central has FIVE good teams
this has never happened, ever.

>NL is where it's at!
are you posting from 1955

This asshole set my blood to boil

you seem upset

>/mlb/ after dark
Barry Bonds is overrated

>posts about baseball

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THE ABSOLUTE BOLLOCKS

M's @ A's

>cusb

it's the most wonderful time of the year

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Cleveland Indigenous Persons going all the way this year, spee

U WOT M8

>thurs
NYY: Greg Bird going for X-rays on right elbow
STL: Alex Reyes will open in Cardinals' bullpen
OAK: Matt Olson exits game with right hand pain
SEA: Haniger homers, doubles in win over A's
SEA: Ichiro goes hitless in final big league game
LA: Corey Seager goes yard in Cactus debut
CLE: Lindor (calf) hoping to play on Opening Day
OAK: Luzardo shut down with left shoulder injury
SF: Drew Pomeranz hurls five hitless frames
MIL: Corey Knebel taking a 'break' from throwing

ichiro!

>MIL
It's MLW

it is not, literally no one from Wisconsin uses this

It's MLW

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>cusb

>bearlets

>teddies

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>getting up watch ozball
Whose fucking idea was this

>your team
>final spot in standings in 2018
>final sport in standings in 2019

>mariners
>4/5
>4/5
It feels good to have consistency

People from Wisconsin approve

t. guy not from wisconsin

Thinking of hitting Mike Trout up for a loan.

>MIL: Corey Knebel taking a 'break' from throwing
what does that even mean, it's literally your job.

I don't think my favorite player is getting paid enough, desu

>Sources: Cards extend Goldschmidt through '24
WELP

>NL

This is just your threadly reminder that based ball returns in SEVEN DAYS

WHAT THE FUUUUU

based

LOCK UP YOUR SUPERSTARS

now wat

based

>Yankees' Sabathia 'felt great' in 1st spring game

Yeah he still gon' break down before October tho

Imagine your team not playing at home on opening day

7 more days.

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FUCK YES ohai red

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feels bad, man

>be asstros
>leverage integrity by acquiring a womanbeater
>still lose handily

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>be canada

>the baseball team situated in Chicago, Illinois, USA known as the Cubs