LA: Kershaw (shoulder) will begin season on IL
CHC: Darvish (finger) doesn't expect to miss start
LAA: Trevor Cahill starting Opening Day for LAA
MLW: Jeffress (shoulder) ruled out for Opening Day
NYY: Betances (shoulder) to open on injured list
CLE: Indians officially sign OF Carlos Gonzalez
DET: Fulmer recommended for Tommy John surgery
HOU: Peacock 'leading candidate' for HOU rotation
LAA: Report: Angels, Trout nearing $430M deal
NYY: Tanaka strikes out seven in win over Braves
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First for Braves, Nationals and Mets broship
Don't worry. We'll get the next one.
You should get your autism checked out.
Yep, it’s the Mariners year.
Soon
It amazes me how someone could have watched a team with Alex Rodriguez, Ken Griffey Jr, and Randy Johnson not win shit and still has faith in the team.
The next big free agent to hit the market will be Eloy. Everyone else will extend.
No supporting players
cubs fan here!!!
This is officially the real thread
Only 106 more years until you win again!
Cubs fan queer!!!
>cubs fan here
Well hello there lil bear.
>MLW
You will never understand pain.
All aboard!
Cubs win!
Cubs win!
this doesn't even make sense. Where's the image of the furry starting WWI?
just a reminder that you're posting in a thread made 14 posts early by the sperg who spams other threads when he doesn't get to make the OP.
pick one of the other threads to discourage his faggotry.
It's called loyalty and not being entitled. Check your winning team privelege.
People from gaysconsin are pussies and can't handle the bants.
Houspie is still SEETHING
CUBS WIN NOTHING THEY CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES
astros desu desu desu
>Current standings of the /mlb/a/ draft.
Remember to post a screenshot, the characters name and what series they’re from when drafting.
The character cap is 16, once you reach that, you are not allowed to pick any more and have to release or trade one of your characters.
Part 1
Mariners: (16)
Nico Yazawa – Love Live!
Rize Taneda - gochuumon wa usagi desu ka
Rinko Iori – Gundam Build Fighters
Yuki Takeya – Gakkou Gurashi
Zaku Mariner – Zeta Gundam
Tsuyu ‘Froppy’ Asui Boku no Hero Academia
Sailor Neptune – Sailor Moon
Mikuru Natsuki – Aikatsu!
Rei Ayanami – Neon Gensis Evangelion
Haruhi Suzumiya – The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Allenby Beardsley – G Gundam
Hisone Amakasu - Dragon Pilot: Hisone and Masotan
Hotori Arashiyama - Soredemo Machi wa Mawatteiru
Satoru Furuya- Diamond no Ace
Kojiro Suzuki- Major
Rikka Takarada - ssss gridman
Phillies: (16)
Salamandinay - Cross Ange
Matsuno Jyushimatsu - Osomatsu-san
Suzukawa Koume - Taishou Yakyuu Musume
Rias Gremory - High School DxD
Ika Musume - Shinryaku! Ika Musume
Shirai Kuroko - To Aru Majutsu no Index
Frolaytia Capistrano - Heavy Object
Mine Fujiko - Lupin III
Kazanari Tsubasa - Senki Zesshou Symphogear
Pitohui - Sword Art Online Alternative: GGO
Hanabatake Yoshie - Aho Girl
Dakki - Hakyuu Houshin Engi
Kaminashi Nozomi - Keijo!!!!!!!!
Katalina - Granblue Fantasy
Mordred - Fate Apocrypha
Harime Nui - Kill la Kill
Cubs: (16)
Lala – Monster Musume
Viridi - Kid icarus
Inaba Himeko - Kokoro Connect
Zombina - Monster Musume
Konata Izumi - Lucky Stars
Aisha Clanclan - Outlaw Star
Pyra - Xenoblade Chronicles 2
Azusa Nakano - K-ON!
Lunamaria Hawke - Gundam SEED Destiny.
Gwendolyn "Gwen" Poole - Gwenpool
Homura – Senran Kagura
Isuzu Sento – Amagi Brilliant Park
Kagura – Azumanga Daioh
Mukuro Ikusaba – Danganronpa
Uzaki Hana - Uzaki-Chan Wa Asobitai!
Yowane Haku – VOC@LOID
Part 2
White Sox: (14)
Poplar Taneshima – Working!!!
Taiga Aisaka - Toradora
Kongou – Kantai Collection
Tsubasa Hanekawa – Bakemonogatari
Rin Tohsaka- Fate/ Stay Night
Yamato- Kantai Collection
Chaika- Hitsugi no Chaika
Joan of Arc- Fate/Apocrypha
Takao- Arpeggio of Blue Steel
Megumin-Konosuba
Enoshima Junko- Danganronpa
Jibril- No Game No Life
Yukino Miyazawa - Kareshi Kanojo no Jijou.
Kylie - Kouya no Kotobuki Hikoutai
Blue Jays: (13)
Takashi Kamiyama - Cromartie High School
Shinichi Mechazawa - Cromartie High School
Shinjiro Hayashida - Cromartie High School
Takeshi Hokuto - Cromartie High School
Akira Maeda - Cromartie High School
Megumi Hayashibara (Maedas Mother) - Cromartie High School
Beta Mechazawa - Cromartie High School
Yutaka Takenouchi - Cromartie High School
Masked Takenouchi - Cromartie High School
Kiichi Fujimoto - Cromartie High School
Freddy - Cromartie High School
Gorilla - Cromartie High School
Horse - Cromartie High School
Mets (12)
Chiro – Touhou
Noriko Takaya – Gunbuster
Sachiko Koshimizu - iDOLM@STER
Haruka Amami - iDOLM@STER
Himeko Tachibana – K-ON!
Mayuri Shiina - Steins;Gate
Shiki Eiki – Touhou
Hanayo Koizumi – Love Live!
Rin Hoshizora - Love Live!
Maki Nishkino - Love Live!
Rance – Rance
Tsubasa Kira - Love Live!
Braves: (11)
Meifong Sakura – Valkyrie Drive
Atsuko ‘Akko’ Kagari – Little Witch Academia
Suu – Monster Musume
Yotsuba Koiwai - Yotsuba&!
Motoko Kusanagi – Ghost in the Shell
Iori Minase - Idolm@ster
Kyou Fujibayashi - Clannad
Miku Nakano - 5-toubun no Hanayome
Yui Funami - Yuru Yuri
Nico Robin - One Piece
Tatami – The galaxy akashi
Dodgers: (10)
Miki Sayaka – Madoka Magica
Akemi Homura – Madoka Magica
Momiji Inubashiri – Touhou
Rosa – Pokemon Black & White 2
Satania - Gabriel Dropout
You Watanabe - Love Live
Nozomi Tojo – Love Live
Anemone - Eureka Seven.
Toshinou Kyouko - Yuru Yuri
Kumiko Oumae - Hibike Euphonium
Arcueid Brunsted - Tsukihime
For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.
Oh piss off already
For me it's the Yea Forumsstros!!!
We did it lads
>spicswing
Yes "you" did it, "you" managed to lock up one of the best players and surround him with a mediocre supporting cast for 10+ years.
what did you do really?
Reds: (8)
Kurisu Makise - Steins;Gate
Amanda O'Neill - Little Witch Academia
Mayoi Hachikuji – Bakemonogatari
Kneesocks - Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
Maria Momoe - Big Windup!
Angel – King of Fighters
Galko - Oshiete! Galko-chan
Maya Takahashi - Amagami
Moriko Moriok - Recovery of an MMO Junkie
Yankees (7)
Yayoi Takatsuki - iDOLM@STER Xenoglossia
Kanan Matsuura - Love Live!
Nene Sakura - New Game!
Umi Sonoda - Love Live!
Koume Shirasaka - The iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls
Hifumi Takumoto - New Game!
Asuka Langly Soryu - Neon Genesis Evangelion
Astros: (8)
Youmu Konpaku – Touhou
Sakaki - Azumanga Daioh.
Chitose Karasuma - Girlish Number
Louise de La Vallière - Zero no Tsukaima
Chika Fujiwara - kaguya sama:love is war
Popuko and Pipimi - Pop team epic
ochako uraraka - Boku No Hero Academia
Diamondbacks: (5)
Mila – Monster Musume
Pearl – Splatoon 2
Katsuragi - Senran Kagura
Nagatoro - Please Don't Bully Me, Nagatoro
Rin Shima - Yuru Camp
Angels: (5)
Hikari Jinno - Jiburiru.
Mari Makinami Illustrious – Rebuild of Evangelion
Ohtani – NISINsambora
Sylphynford Tachibana - Himouto! Umaru-chan
Monika - Doki Doki Literature Club
Rangers: (4)
Cerea - Monster Musume
Darknes – Konosuba
Akari Akaza - Yuru Yuri
Ozen - Made in Abyss.
Orioles: (4)
Auriana – Lolirock
Haruna Takaoka - Tiger Mask W
Min Min – ARMS
Yellow - Pokemon Adventures
Nationals: (2)
Umaru Doma – Himouto! Umaru-chan
Gary ‘Dicks’ Oak - Pokemon
Red Sox: (2)
Ellen Baker – New Horizon
Uesugi Tatsuya - Touch
That 3DPD they stole from the Dodgers
Brewers (1)
Misato Katsuragi - Neon Genesis Evangelion
Mets claim Darksydephil off waivers
yay
ok this is bugged dood you can't do that! i guess there was nothing we could do
whos gonna watch the 430 am (central) games?
Why.
me
Do the Yankees make ya seeth /mlb/?
i wonder if i can bat using those metal bats
I don't like this pick,
I LOVE this pick!
>HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THE BALL WOULD BE OUTSIDE BY 2 FEET
>BUGGED PITCH MECHANICS
>WOOOOOOOW EVEN THOUGH THE EV WAS OVER 100MPH IT STILL GOT SNAGGED BY THE DIVING THIRD BASEMENT
>COMPLETELY FAIR GAME
Mets draft Levi Ackerman from Attack on Titan
The $120 spent on a jersey I ordered 1 month ago and is yet to arrive (Fuck you, Landmark) will help pay Mike´s salary.
Royals
Should I set my alarm for 4:35 so I can see the applause Ichiro gets?
Let me make it harder:
Should I stay up late for my team's spring training, wake up early for regular season game in Japan, or both and suffer the day?
this is psychopathy
No man, Persian or Greek
No man threatens a king's messenger
He’s stated that The Show 19 is in the cards for upcoming streams. Gonna be lit, especially if he can be steered into pitching
>applause
why did I read this as applesauce?
>cubs fan here!!!
Well hello there.
my body is ready
Mets draft Jet Black from Cowboy Bebop
how can someone be so bad at literally every game
astros desu
Marlins will be your 2019 world series champion
cubbies :DD
who here /3:30 AM alarm/
2:30 here ;_;
>game is at 2:30 am
>have to leave for work at 6 am
fuck. Tomorrow is going to suck.
We're going to make it
Its an act
>wooow how was i supposed to know my centercut 4sfb would be hit for a home run
Is there anyone better?
it's 5:30 on the east coast, right??
Dodgers claimed Ryougi Shiki last time, keep up buddy
Probably
Mets draft Mugen from Samurai Champloo
>fucking home run how the hell am I supposed to stop that
lmao this is already solid gold
one at a time mets
I know /mlb/ has its daily meme posters but can you unironically explain to me how one of the worst mlb franchises is supposed to accomplish that feat?
The power of Jeter.
I don't understand the rules. If it's one at a time then how do some teams have like no players and some have a full roster?
While we're at it, Hina Kagiyama to the Dodgers also
That power is what made them the bottom dwellers they are currently.
>trying to sleep to wake up for game
>neighbors dog wont shut the fuck up
what do bros
Didn't give the series buddy.
The only thing seething is ur mum's cooch after some subway nigger fucks her with his greasy AIDS cock
go sleep right now
>worst franchises
>they have a world series win within our lifetime
i don't think you know what a bad franchise is
are the white sox really bad or is the rest of the league really good?
I know how many WS titles they have. They are currently one of the worst teams, the post was claiming they would win THIS year.
the meme is just a coping mechanism, user. they're obviously not gonna win for quite a while.
The league is so bad that the White Sox aren't even a bottom 5 team.
That was supposed to be me! I was supposed to be Mike Trout!
Manfred needs to outlaw tanking.
>tfw have to wait till friday to buy OOTP because I want it on steam and not stand alone
>ywn be mike "no ring" trout
I'm telling you. Pro/Reg. If the White Sox don't care about winning, give the Louisville Bats a shot.
its okay you can always be caitlyn jenner
>fuck. Tomorrow is going to suck.
Yay! Memeners finger-pointing cunt.
quitting my job tomorrow wish me luck
Philthies!
but then who will man the drive thru window?
i never shoulda quit playing baseball
NOT MY PROBLEM, CURT LMAO
There were reports that the White Sox offered Eloy Jimenez the same exact contract (doubt he's taking it).
OY VEY ONLY 100MILLION
THIS IS ANNUDAH SHOAH
>triphomosexual
>physical activity
kek
Great deal for both sides desu
except Bregman now has to live in Texas for another ten years but okay
Texas is one of like 3 states I'd actually move to the fuck you talking about
Since 2000, the marlins have been the better team than the dodgers
>rags west
5:30 for me, so I just have to wake up slightly earlier.
>game is at 5:30 a.m.
>leave for work around 8:30
perfect timing to catch the end of the game before catching the train
112th for The Washington Baseball Eagles
no other threads you wanna make thread wars poster?
based troutie to the angle!
omigosh!
imagine being Bruce Harper, who hasn’t gotten a hit yet, having to watch Madman Mike btfo your girly little contract without having to live in Philly
the jerseys must be cursed!
>For the #Cubs to sign Craig Kimbrel, they'd forfeit the #64 pick in the draft. For context, the #WhiteSox would have to forfeit the #45 pick. If he goes to Milwaukee, the #Brewers will be forfeiting #134.
Bias against Chicago!
gayconsin can pick my butt for all I care
ICHIRO!
>posting again because I posted in the wrong thread
i literately cannot fathom having $430 million dollars, that amount of money is inconceivable to me
>Trout is never leaving the ALW
last two digits are number of cubs losses this year
>the only on field death of Major League Baseball player was the killing of an Indian by a Yankee
>3 losses!
>Division rival broship
Cringe
that's 93, don't make me bully you
3 losses yay!
He gets called up to the bigs about an hour in and shits on the 2014 Cubs multiple times
Fuck, do you have this comic?
the Phillies have a great starting lineup, sure, but wears their depth? They are a wildcard team at best
oh I’m sure they have plenty of deep butt wear they don’t call them filthy for nothin
>philbutts
houspie has been spotted
Lmfao these fucking bottom feeder teams are literally falling over themselves to see whose contracts become albatrosses the fastest. Trout and Harper are overrated as fuck.
>250 pounds
jesus, this guy is the new Pablo Sandoval already..
at least he stole a base
Harper is 100% extremely overrated, but Trout is the real deal
>Trout is overrated as fuck
lol !
This asshole set my blood to boil
oh you can die now asshole
>makes ya seeth
It's the anti-bruce broship
who the hell is mike trout
Will he be as good of a player as Miggy? Feel like I would bet the under here.
Someone get this asshole out of here
seeth!
Ill kill your family!
lol seeth has been spotted!
How easily would pujols have broken the HR record if he took peds? Or do you believe he is on it?
Adorable metsies fan here!!!!
No. Fuck off Nats fags. Stop trying to include yourself in the Braves and Mets love/hate relationship. No one but beltway faggots like the Nats.
yay!:D woohoo yay!!
He is the highest graded prospect ever. Even higher that Trout. Prospects do burn out but this guy could another 100 WAR player.
>if
He very obviously took them up until he got his laughingstock contract w/ the Angels and stopped trying
The Walt Disney Cardinals LOL!!!!!!!
This place is a madhouse
OH NO NO NO NO
>the walt disney lafCHIs
why obviously?
>metsies fan here
Well hello there.
Woohooo yah woohooooooo
go cubbie uh
go metsies uh
go dodgies yeah uh uh huh!
He's more comparable to Miggy than Trout. Although Cabrera was not 250 pounds when he came up I don't think, probably more like 200ish
Love me Thor
Love me deGrominator
Love me Apple
Love me 7 line
Love me Mr. Met
Love me Mrs. Met
Love me SNY
Ate Wilpons
Ate Yankees
Ate Steinbrenners
Ate Cespedes
Ate Barves
Ate Nast
Ate Philthies
Ate the Daily News
Ate Madoff
Ate Wainright
Simple as
That's fair.
His bat is so good though, fangraphs has him at 4.6 WAR and 138 WRC+.
I don't 'Ate Cespedes, I just wish he would stay healthy, and replace Wainwright with Utley.
>cusb
I know it's a shit stat if you go in depth. Do you really want a guy that Nathan Peterman over Keapernick?
Ignore that. Wrong thread. I'm a tard.
Kaep putting wh*teoids in a seeth
this is psychopathy
>He is the highest graded prospect ever.
Arod wants a word.
>Even higher that Trout.
Most places had Harper higher than Trout when they were prospects, it's not like anyone knew he was going to be top 10 all time.
When was the last time teams started the regular season and then went back to playing spring/exhibition games?
retard
How can the best player ever be overrated?
weebies WYA!
Based weebies
>the virgin NFL contract
>the Chad MLB contract
Literally why did Kyler Murray choose football Jesus.
weebie reporting for duty!
sup niggy
>white sox got chaika
damn it. I knew I should have claimed her last june
based weebie.
Not much, excited for opening day?
Hell yea man, can't wait. Also excited for game threads and shitposting during the season.
based devious shitposting weebie
Posties to the weebies!
i think last year Baltimore was playing exhibition games by the end of April
weebies n seethies uniting to put /mlb/ into a seeth!!
Weseebies gang is running wild!
This is it... the broship that will keep me off this site for good... ugh... fuck the weebies and seethies. I'm done.
ANNOUNCING A NEW BROSHIP
quiet please......
ANNOUNCING.......
The San Diego Daddies and the Chicago Cubbies broship! The central broship is a thing of the past. It's time to splinter off into new, more tightly woven groups.
The Daddy Cubbie broship is now full steam ahead!
it's a weeseebie playground out here! kill the cocksuckers!
BASED
Oh! A paradigm shift! A bold new direction... oh this changes things.
I hope the daddies have a great season :D
the daddy broship has begun!
I do my best.
central broship......now THAT was a broship
reminder neither the cubs or padres will win their division
Found the hothead!!!! Hothead is here!!!!
seeth at the daddy cub broship!!!
and again the dodgers will win the NL west and the cardinals will win the NL central
doyers and tardinals are cringe
nothing can be more cringe than a broship
machaddy makes ya seeth
cubbie makes ya bleed
daddies punches ya teeth
daddies n cubbie puttin end the dodgies and cardies!
ok seeth and teeth rhyme but bleed and cardies don't
I like how literally zero people care about these meme athletics-mariners games lol
oh you can die now asshole
i guess that's the cringe triad the phillies, cubs and padres
hmm... houspie is in the thread... don't worry, I'll solve the equation.
I love baseball
who's your team asshole tell me now!
no
pweeaseee :3
nope
Mets / M's / White Sox threeway goes harder and longer than the cringey Phailies / Cusb / Losedres lemonparty
dodgers to the pihllies cubs padres broship confirmed!
but the dodgers hate the poodres
dodgies n cubbies n daddies OH MY!
man it's pretty cringe in here
This is turning into a Mexican sandoff
(/。\)
>Autistro is keeping his 3 other threads alive.
We're just going to ignore them to spite you.
>Thinking we've forgiven you for 1984
Fuck you and you broshit San Diego.
Real thread, you mean.
cubs fan here! cubbie kun has entered the thread! cubbie kun opened the doors and is now in the building! cubbie kun is out on the prowl!!!
kyle schwarber is mvp calibur, yu darvish will bounce back, chatwood was a bargain, eloy is unproven,we needed chpman to win, heyward gave a 180 million dollar speech.
This isn't a standoff... it's madness out here
This kettle is about to boil over and we just keep turning up the heat
Now that the dust has settled... maybe Houbro is the only one without Autism
houspie is hiding in this thread... If only I could pinpoint what post... just where oh where could he be?
Why did the Angels waste their money on Trout? Did they not learn thru broken Pujols?
Based Houbro setting the genny into a quake
They could have 3 Pujols on the books and their best move would still be to take the bet on the best, most durable, and most consistent player in baseball who's already been a part of the franchise for years. They're in the best position to take the best bet in the MLB
phillies brother in da house we getting trout!!!11
You best believe the best Phillies best their bottom dollar on the best player in bestball
I'm thinking he's coming home!!!!!!!111
mlb.com
IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!11
I can't wait1
SEETHING! OH SEETHE
YA SEETHING!!!!!!
SEEEEEEEETHINGGGGGGGGGGG AHHAHHAHAHA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111 YOU ARE SO SEETHE
Based trouty-kun to the libertee bellz!
Phailies
And then you realize LA isn't much better than Philly, and especially if you are an athlete that has to give 13 percent of your earned cash back to that shithole state
And I would cry if the Angels would waste Trouts Career by continuing to finish near last place in the division for all 14 years
BASEBALL SEASON STARTS IN 20 MINS BOIS
TURN ON THOSE TVS
i miss inspector godgers
Mariners @ A's
i need a stream for mariners athletics
someone help me
It's cold. It's dark. I'm a scared of the Orcs but at least there's shitty, 6 AM babby league baseball in Japan.
I can haz basebaw??
you may only reply to me if your team is 1-0
Omedetto Mariners
How was the game lads?
Already not looking like the A's season.
Morning, lads.
You may only respond if your team currently holds the Vedder Cup.
Hmmm... Intersting very interesting... just gimme some time, I'll solve the conundrum that's been perplexing our brightest minds for quite some time.
Who are you going after today, Inspector?
There has been quite the spike in the sorryposters stock... Don't worry, I'll make sure it's value plummets
Sorryposters? Was that going on overnight? I don't recall seeing much of that recently. Then again, I'm not exactly sure what it'd look like.
Not overnight but I'm sure you will see it. I have been lurking quietly so the crazies come out and it worked. Sorryposting seems to be the new craze in which posters profusely apologize about posts they made (or didn't even make). It's chaos and it won't survive long if I have anything to say about it. So we're gonna take a time out, as I will make sure these sorry posters are actually sorry
Well, I'll let you get to it then.
Oh shit, I'm sorry.
Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks. Especially since they're such good size and all.
you aren't me asshole
Yes you are.
There's a real mystery that must be solved. And it's why I must suck so much dick all the time.
Are we still laughing at Harper and lillies?
Yes.
Don't forget the yaks too.
>no harper
>no machado
>no arenado
>no trout
>stankees
>lillies
>harper
He plays in Anaheim tho, not LA
oh no! inspector godgers is back with a vengeance!
>axford wants to come back to jays
>comes back to jays
>promptly has elbow problems along with Tepera and getting examined
Gonna be a shitty year lads
At least you aren't the Phillies.
>He plays in Anaheim for a team piggy backing off the LA city brand tho
Fixed it for ya
A clean new Yea Forums. An Yea Forums we can be proud of... that is godgers' dream.
Love me GKR
Love me Kevin Burkhardt
Ate Gelbs
MSGA
When are the Dodgers """""fans""""" coming back to think their team will win another WS?
I need a good laugh
Remember that time the nationals wasted an elite core by hiring bad manager after bad manager after bad manager?
>Team can't win the big one
Why would I seethe?
So what are we expecting my fellow Doyer Bros? Me? We'll win the NL West 2nd week of September, sweep the NLDS against the Braves, win a 6 game series against the Brewers and lose the World Series this year in 5 games to the Yankees at Dodger stadium. Anyone feel like it's an inevitably at this point?
Could be worse, at least you're not a Giants fan
What is the final solution to the Dodgers question?
>whos are paying 100 million dollars to a player who has 0 Major League ABs
Hate da Mets
Hate da Nats
Hate da Fish
Hate da Yanks
Hate da Pirates
Hate da Phils
Hate da norf
Hate da sherman
Hate da Pepsi
Hate da traffic
Hate da nigs
Hate da rap music
Hate da pollen
Yankees/RedSox/Dodgers/Giants Broship when?
Eat shit
Friendless Tardinal fan detected
When does real baseball start?
Omigosh cardinal cubbie broship i'm so happy!!1 :DD
This morning.
Has /mlb/ always been this autistic?
>who sux
LMAO
Would you rather have Bryce Harper or Giancarlo Stanton? Nothing lost but the money on their contracts. If your team is set in the outfield, just assume your left fielder retired to become a beekeeper or some shit, so that position is wide open for either
What did they do now?
Harper you stupid yaks mutt
Stanton you stupid philthy nigger
Discord has entered the thread!
Sorry...
We'll win the NL West 1st Week of September, beat the Braves in 4 games, beat the Brewers in 6 games and lose to the Yankees in 6 games at Yankee Stadium.
I'm more interested in how Corey Seager bounces back this year. If he has better numbers than Machado then we have to start thinking about extending him. Bellinger to for that matter, if he really has improved his swing this off-season, then we have to start thinking about what he's gonna cost. You have meme teams like the Whos giving prospects who haven't played a single game in the majors 100mil dollars. A competent org like the Astros gave Bregman 100 mill. Imagine what our two young guys are gonna cost?
The funny thing is I think us Dodger fans actually like and respect the Yankees and Red Sox. Ditto for the Giants. It just doesn't go both ways. It's like big brother little brother kind of thing.
How much money would Trout have gotten if he hit the open market this year hypothetically? I think $450 million easy by the Dodgers. They've cleared up a lot of cap space for some reason.
Dodger fan here. I still want Mike Stanton. The dude would be loved here now that we have a void of star OF's since Memeuig is gone. He's way underappreciated in New York. I wish he came home to L.A....
Yes. The general will clear out once games start and there's something to talk about
Fuck off asshole
Games have already started dude.
>cusb
The recker spam last year and the bandwagon cubs fans the year before say yes
Technically only one game has started, user. After tomorrow, you can say games have.
I know, I know, gif related.
Eloy Jimenez joins a start studded group like Scott Kingery and Jon Singleton as top prospects to sign Major League, Guaranteed contracts before their first plate appearance at the ML level
>whos
>eloy on the opening day roster for the Sox
Neat.
And he's already one of the best players on the team
Stanton for the dank .250 + 40 (500ft) homers
Says a lot about your team when the best player is the one with no major league experience lmao
>not prefer having dank helmet throws and chokeholds instead
Test
Everyone laugh at the Chokeland pathetics LOL
*wooosh*
the cubbies own ya
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OH NONONO NONONONONONO
Stanton easily. He's going to bounce back massively this year too, no way he hits less than 50 bombs playing in new stankee playdium
Harper can hit near 50 as well though, with Philly's Right field as well. Not as likely, not still realistic if he's hot
Why the season open in the middle of spring training?
Does this Japanese game count for the regular season?
Yes
To give Ichiro a send off among his countrymen.
Yes.
Ichiro will play another 30 years in japan though.
And another 30 years after that in adult baseball leagues, but not in MLB.
astros desu
why are baby tier outfields like this even allowed? Imagine if apehoop courts could change how high the baskets or the distance between hoops
Comes from the old days when ballparks had limited space to be built. They had to be built to fit
Som had a lot more room, and took full advantage of it in the early days. Then got smaller and smaller as more and more people would watch
Explain Polo Grounds?
worked with what they had
Imagine going to sleep every night knowing you are on track to be the GOAT baseball player.
I'll truly never know what it feels like to be Andruw Jones
This is true, but the modern ballpark era has ushered in a lot of
Thank Baltimore and the Retro Jewelbox ballpark craze
>sub300 anywhere outfield
Disgusting
it was a different time. Walter Johnson, the fireballer of his day was clocked at 83mph
>IP blocked suddenly everywhere except Yea Forums
Kill yourself mod
same but somehow not /pol/ either
Although
>posting on that glowing honeypot
>ever
Ervin Santana lol
>Better dead than red.
This anniversary logo is absolutely based
Eloy signs extension with the White Sox, $43M/6yr with club options, and will presumably start on opening day.
>largest extension to a player with no service time
>largest contract in White Sox history (We all knew they'd do it!)
>makes service time BS null and void, thus him probably starting in the bigs
>signing guys to early, affordable long term deals has been a strong suit for the White Sox i.e. Sale, Quintana, Eaton, Anderson
Overall good move. It's an easy contract to eat if Eloy busts, and he won't. When the Sox restart the rebuild in a couple years, they'll be able to trade Eloy for a haul.
kyle schwarbie gonna teach you guys a lesson
>whos
>Marlins
Will you fags finally stop crying about Machado, Tatis, and Shields now?
>restart the rebuild
Did the rebuild shart with James Shields?
kyle schwarbie here
AMA
Just saying, his contract should ring bells. Other players with similar contract situations? Jon Singleton, and Scott Kingery.
Thoughts on this moment?
/mlb/ is the only one who cries about shields still. The post below yours is evident of that
...sigh...gah...
Take the cock out of your mouth and speak up boy
why is the ball floating
gujhhhhhh bah gaghhh unnnnnnng harghhhhhhh humbugggggg
reds found a new way to cheat
James Shields lol
^OH ENOUGH ALREADY
Having some Portillos tonight. Eating hotdogs and beef & sausage, goddamn does it already feel like chicago baseball season.
...based..!
based...!
schwarbie makes ya seeth?
he makes me laugh, with his multitude of errors in LEFT FUCKING FIELD
yeah another day of shit weather in the soul crushing mid west
i feel he is going to retire after tomorrow
you are just mad schwarbie is better than any sockie. seeth harder fat idiot!!
>when ballparks had limited space to be built. They had to be built to fit
Many Japanese stadiums are somewhat still like that
Swarbie to the Sockie!
sockie get schwarbie? no way! :D I'm so happy :D
And you aren't the only one. But his retiring from the MLB doesn't preclude a baseball (respectfully) autist like him from playing in Japan or in recreational Leagues, does it?
Also, hello ABG. Did you get a chance to see the Dads posters I came back and posted yesterday?
Japan has some weird stadium names
en.wikipedia.org
yeah, i always giggle with that one
and they recently renew this name until 2024 lol
We'll see who's seething when you finish 3rd(maybe 4th) in the NLC with that fucking payroll.That division is going to be fucking brutal this weapon, and your lifelong team is full of overpaid bums.
>yuuuuuuuuuuuuu darshit already missing spring games due to blisters LMAO
yeah he was on the Seattle vs Oakland game thread, but sadly i was too sleepy lol
Holy fucking bantz!
lol he wrote all this to seeth at kyle schwarbie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 dumb fat idiot! haha you WISH you had schwarbie on your team !!!
Looking at the stadiums for the NPB, seems like the only remotely meme dimension stadium was Yokohama, with 308 corners and 387 center field
Sefat Farid Darvish isnt even 100% japanese, he is literaly Half Iralian
Do iranians ever play baseball?
Seeth at the bantz!
Shit. I'm an idiot. By posters I meant the flags related to the question you proposed a couple days ago about MLB teams having flags like the Japanese teams. Also, I didn't jump in that thread until I got to work this AM.
ok ok... I'm sorry BAJP. I was just really excited about kyle schwarbie and this team D: I'm sorry again. I make mistakes too and I wish you the best your my favie trip!!!!11
sorry!
Which of the new White Sox food options will you go for?
You'd like this BAJP
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they did some adjusts, and the meme zones are more focused on foul zones than the outfield
take an exemple the new expension that happened in Marine Stadium last winter, the black zone is the new foulzone in Stadium (i wanted get one after the stadium updates but i dont found any that showed the foul zone this much)
yeah i saw, i even recommended some adjusts to him
I respect all teams for what they are, the other three here included.
>It just doesn't go both ways.
Coastal respect (and chauvinism) can go both ways, but to your point it has to do with coverage. Whereas west coasters can watch east coast games very easily, east coasters don't really stay up to watch west coast games. There's no incentive for anyone in the east to care about west coast baseball when the games start right as the east coast working class are preparing to sleep. Sports media knows it too, so outlets like east coast-based ESPN traditionally favor east coast-based stories (though to their credit they've gotten much better over the years). It's just something that's been true since the westward expansion that even technology can't fix.
>cubes
LOL
the dummy that pulled a muscle putting on his pants, morrow is gonna get hurt like 8 games into the season and be out for 3 months. im sure Carls Jr will hold down games for you !
i havnt looked yet, i tend not to get too complicated at the park. just dogs, brats, and beer. i don't like to get my fingers greasy, otherwise i get my phone and scorecard dirty.
i saw it yesterday, pretty good
>the black zone is the new foulzone in Stadium
my bad, the blackzone is the old foulzone in stadium
No please not that picture you've already won the banter wars have mercy!!! :'(
>him
That was me, dude. As I recall, that exchange was on Monday. I came back yesterday and posted a couple with based on some of the critiques. Those are the ones I'm asking about. They were in the thread that was up most of yesterday.
>scuba
aw, i am going check them now
But the pitcher-friendly NL West has three of those retro parks, while the mostly non-retro AL East has those short porches down the line.
wow that flag was nice as fuck
makes me wish the team actually had an flag like this
well done
popcorn chicken in popcorn???? wtf is that? w/e i'd eat it.
Has the Japan game been uploaded anywhere?
Oh you can seeth now asshole
i heared that MLB Network was going to reshow the game
also ESPN will reshow soon
Is this where all your team's money for Machado went?
Retro Parks doesn't necessarily mean short foul poles. It's more of a reference to the quirky dimensions of the park. ATT or whatever they call it has that retro quirk despite being a big pitchers park. The AL East has Two retro parks, one actual old park, and two stadiums that are closer to cookie cutter than anything else
HOLY FUCKING BANTZ!!!
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That's actually a pretty clever name
Beautiful. I don't know Cincy, what's the building in the background?
Thanks. I'm honestly glad you approve. Technically that one was rougher work-wise than the third, because I went in on that one and tried complimenting some of the pixelation. I'd also probably keep the Padres on the bat brown, instead of changing it to yellow, but as a concept I thought that one fit what you were looking for more than the third.
Nutella is just fucking god awful.
I don't have cable I was hoping someone put it on youtube
What the fuck happened to just good old hot dogs and cracker jacks?
that's fucking gross dude desu, fried and chocolate are not complementary in my palate
looks like nuggies with mustard, simple yet effective
>that one fit what you were looking for more than the third.
yeah, you was right after all lol
>Nutella is just fucking god awful.
see pic
uh yeah
uh yeah uh yeah
verse 1
BAJP causin a seeth?
Oh ya know it bitch
chokes ya til ya can't breathe
starts diggin the ditch
you aint even dead yet
but that don't stop him from makin you a permanent bed
uh yeah uh yeah uh yeah
verse 2
BAJP goes hard
killin cub tards left n right
*hook* -"yeah uh"--- he fights
"fuck ugh please"--- mo begged
" 'don't appease to homos"-- he said
"please I'll buy you a drink!"-- mo shouts
BAJP goes in harder n harder
makin the cusb tarder n tarder
they fall down, roll 'em o'er to a ditch
*spits* "you's a bitch" bajp said
The White Sox still have 900 fans left and are determined to drive even them away.
it's callback to one of our old stadiums, the palace of the fans
They're testing food out, the sign says they're previews
I'd watch a game there
Are all team's ballpark preview's this bad or just the whos?
that looks good, what is that?
lol it's literally chicken nuggies with honey mustard, they know who their fans are.
You can look up other shit teams sell to fans if you want
All the parks have some sort of meme food people can buy
honey mustard is gross man... on my nuggies I prefer simple bbq sauce, honey mustard for some reasons reminds me of saliva.
Based bantz win again
same. we've had some killer ballparks in the past, i think about what it would have been like to go to games at crosley a lot
crazy fuck!!!1 can't a guy just talk about nuggies with this constant shitposting!
GAB is one of the top 5 I'd like to go to desu... it just looks like it would have a really comfy feel to it. Unfortunately I've never even been out of my favorite team's ballpark though ;_;
WAIT WTF IS ELOTE
there's no meat in there? WTF IS THAT SHIT? FUCKING DISGUSTING. i figured elote was just some fancy style of frying a chicken nugget.
your opinion does not validate unless it's a really really shitty brand. i prefer bbq too but no reason to sepak ill of honey mustard or even more, buffalo hot sauce is my fav though
i was wrong bro, they tricked us. that shit is made of MAIZE
Lucas Giolito lol
elote is corn
BAJP laying down the king sized bantz,,,
>and it's only his first day back!!!
>modicum
Just a BAJP meme from right after this past World Series. If you remember it your alright in my book.
you're not wrong, they did a few key things very well with great american and the improvements have been excellent...but home plate should be looking out toward the city skyline, they fucked that part up real good
Reminder that this stadium is where the Reds Glory days took place
Elotes are good . As for the honey mustard no thank you. Maybe it's psychological but I can't eat that.
wtf...!
alright /mlb/ what are we drinking opening day?
i know !!!!!!!!!!
>that shit is made of MAIZE
Rangers food is weird this year
I don't know if that's just some weird type of bread but I would eat
>everything bigger in texas...
It's a 2lb chicken tender
you think that's bad, try listening to boomers call into radio shows and pine for the "charm" of it
sippy cup juicies!!!!!!
I would actually eat the shit out of this but fuck going to Minnesota
free beer of course
As if I need to go to Cincy for that
>It was a shithole, but it was OUR shithole! Fuck Dallas Angelo!
Holy bantz!!!
Can I just have the chicken and Bacon on a bun instead?
Reynaldo Lopez is good at least!
Based...
>The Pittsburgh Cone is Kielbasa, pierogi, Swiss cheese, sauerkraut and Russian dressing all in a waffle cone.
Wouldwashdownwithsomeironcity/10
what ever happened to good 'ole dairy farmer ice cream with a side o' some 'ole chicken an a thick slice o' honey ham on the side with a crispy waffle cone and a side o' some cola? nowadays kiddos are in such a hurry they eat all o' their sides in 1 meal... o' bring me the good 'ole days, the days o' american values o' lord i beg o' you
now you me call me 'ole fashioned but i don't want no waffle cone on what I'm eatin' unless it's breakfast or dessert!
Fucking natives tricking us americans into eating maize shaped like nuggies making us think it's chicken. time for some smallpox blankets again.
there better be cheese in that
God forbid you actually eat a vegetable
corn isn't a veggie ya idiot!
lmao. we still have the same trash-ass arena where all those kids died at the who concert. the fun part about this monstrosity is that it's somehow even worse inside
based, i knew some idiot for say that. good shot.
Its a grain a vegetable and a fruit
Literally who?
dumbass has been spotted!!!
You know who Lucas Giolito is but not Reynaldo Lopez?
You guys only rip on the White Sox because you're still mad about 2005.
Yes it is. Also fuck people who say Tomato isn't a vegetable.
Based bantz taking over /mlb/!
Pretty sure it's because bajp and the whiny sighposter who would sometimes leak into the general
Ichiro making sure those pretender threads stay on page 8!
(Use in 20 posts)
lol dumbass :D
ok someone better post the next thread on time
>20 posts early
get the FUCK out
Fuck you, Dude. Just fuck you.
>the whiny sighposter
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! NO TEAM HAS IT WORSE! NO GROUP OF PEOPLE ON EARTH HAVE EVER HAD IT WORSE!
OUR LOYALTY REPAID HOW? HOW? WE... UGH!!! AGHHHHH
Sighhhhh....
Based
Thanks for your support ;p
19 posts early, nice work ya fucking shine
Imagine having so much autism you have to make a thread early just to avoid the word general
Based realthread poster setting the genny into a quake
I'm shining, like a diamond, fatman
white socks more like white sucks LOLOLOLOL
Meh, just go to that one. The other two made threads after the fact. Its just autism to try to force a /mlb/ takeover of Yea Forums
>sigh
Why can't we have a sign poster? I demand someone bring a sign.
NEW/next then
why are there 4 threads?
This is the real thread
It was posted first. :^)
It's been way too long since I last visited Chicago, really miss Portillo's and Al's. You can get good deep dish and Italian sausage here but the closest thing we have to Italian beef is French dips from a norcal-style hofbrau. Wet spicy giardiniera isn't a thing here unless you count the Mexican stuff. Our state beef sandwich is great, but there are days I miss Chicago food.
Zoom Zoom was/is Mazda's tagline in commercials
Ayyy glad you like that one, hiding things where a trademark sign might go was an idea I had one day so I passed it on to Padsbro.
Yeah I know, but I was replying to someone who said to thank the short porches on the retro park trend.
Based
The only good thing about these old space saucers is that they are incredibly loud by containing the sound and bouncing it in every direction
NEW news
NEW thread
not posted 20 posts early like a semenslurping FAGGOT
now there are 5 threads
Better come to the real thread, it's where all the cool posters are.
im gonna wait and see which one wins, too many schwoogies making threads
/mlb/ will dominate Yea Forums!
look at this obsessed faggot lol kek
eh, at least you have that much. i really like good mexican food which im sure you have, but so does chicagoland but obviously i'd never live in nogunz land under any circumstance.
SEETHING!!!!1
I even said that Trout won't leave Angels. >we were memeing and you fell for it lol kek wheeze
Just a reminder that the guy who makes edition threads was caught same fagging and now has a proxy.
>w-we wuz memies!
oh no no no hes seething1
one last (You) from me, enjoy it while you can and stay OBSESSED
SEETHING
LOL
LOL
>SEETHING!!
>Roach posting nazi frogs.