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not a sport

LOVE cricket

no to australian terrorism

So whats ur next terror target boys

I'm
hitting a drive
with my best friend
I hope he never lets me down again

It was a false flag to get rid of Richo

got a flat, hank hill-esque arse

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Are you just waking up lad?

For me, it’s no talkie until I’ve done my first spring lawn fertilizer application.

stfu american

I only accept (You)s from white people sorry

Hmmm

Cringeworthy ausfaggots and sebbo already. NZISP's were right to ban this shithole.

Fuck up shitspouter

Better add autosage to this list KEK

BASED USA CRICKET

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FUCK Chelsea pussyole what say something

>can no long access Yea Forums domain

Hmm I just got a little more radicalised

Love Old Trafford lads. Such history.
>In 1993, Shane Warne bowled Mark Gatting in what's been called the Ball of the Century.
>In 1956, Jim Laker took 19 wickets for 90 runs against Australia.
>And in 1903, Philadelphia beat Lancashire by 9 wickets.

So much history, so much tradition. Fuck me I love cricket.

Copy and paste from wiki does not make good cric content
You have to link the cricket to your personal life. How a days play is in many ways like life itself.

>Copy and paste from wiki
I defy you to prove that anything I stated above was copied and pasted from Wikipedia.

well it’s not from your minuscule cricket brain is it now?

No reply? Must have had an important court call in 10.

i have the highest IQ of any American in /cric/

/cric/ is /hoc/'s bitch

having some late night fish fingers and a few cans of red stripe lads

>red stripe
>cans
what devilry is this? we only have them in based stout bottles

Official tinny of the capital my g

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im going to grab some this weekend, its been months

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>drinking alcohol

if i'm going to get cheap lager, it will be tyskie

how did you get around your ISP? I thought Yea Forums's blocked still

It's just blackholing. Only need to use a third-party DNS server.

Blackholing is what is going to happen to that ausfailian at Pare.

taste of risky is too strong for my liking

Pic related.

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was free of WoW for 7 years and then private servers drag me back in

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me? never played retail only private servers

is it free now? havent played in at least 8 or 9 years

private servers are free yes

how do i into private server?

>imagine playing wow after 2007
>imagine ever having played wow in the first place

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHA JOSEPH MELICAN ON SUICIDE WATCH stuff.co.nz/national/christchurch-shooting/111384322/christchurch-shootings-australian-massacre-commenter-in-court

...

you just torrent the relevant client and change the realmlist.wtf file
i'm on netherwing tbc

Kek what the fuck is *aggravated* possession of a firearm without a licence? That just seems so odd to have an aggravated version of the same regulatory crime rather than separately charging him for whatever he did that was the aggravating factor.

Wait wait wait wait. The article says he had a fake pistol. How in the fuck is that *aggravated* possession of a *firearm*? Holy mother of fuck, get your shit together Australia.

reinstalling wow presently, need to look for where to download the client so far all ive found is invites from discord trannies

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tfw no eternal sunshine Kate winslet gf

warmane has fast torrents for tbc/wrath clients

>wanting gibs from whites
typical nigger

absolute LAD

she was a bitch in that film though

I need a girl to ruin my life that’s my kink

want my ex wife's kik?

No I’m on the verge of #asiangf2019 cant be spoiling that

oriental asian or paki asian m8?

Oriental (Vietnamese parents)

decent m8 whats the current status?

Working towards that myself lad, keep fighting the good fight. Trying to get back together with my #asiangf2015 target after a bit of quiet. Getting schedules to align is a fucking nightmare.

She’s from work
We slept together the other week and it’s all a bit alien to me but I’m making moves this week

My g
Oriental or Indian Asian?

you're going to have to find a new place to work then lad

Nah why

Oriental m8, parents from Taiwan.

because when you inevitably fuck it up you wont ever want to show your face there again

just want to live in a Wong Kar Wai movie lads

Based
Don’t plan on failure
This is the first time I’ve felt good about something in a long long time

Have a feeling everyone in this general is a pajeet

there is NOTHING wrong with being a pajeet

white middle class from south west London

white posho from one of the original thirteen colonies

t. amerimutt

anglo loyalist

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>bouncin belligerent bodyline bouncers bubblingly bin bangarapet bla
youtu.be/duAh-Ya8JP4
x

No. 1 party anthem is the best arctic monkeys song

>white
>from London

im not tb h

actually, it's a certain romance

kek
KEK
K E K

yeah only 7 or 8 of the boroughs are foreign countries

Time for lunch lads.

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wonder if my beer distributor can import VB for me

Supposedly a distributor in San Francisco carries it.

i dont live in the worst coast though user

Oh fuck actually looks like any VB sold in North America is brewed under licence in Canada by the same people who brew the North American version of Foster's.

would rather have COOL clear water from CANADA than PISSTRALIA iah ifiabqh ngl

Fosters smells of sick and tastes of piss cannot stand the stuff

youtu.be/bGvWVrGpvIE
Still remember these spots from my childhood.

AUSSIESS ARE SO COOL!!

Wish I was this much of a man!

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VB is fucking shit

Not sure what to think about this pronouncement lads

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really made me think

cricket = based

OYE HOYE

he's in the right here

Sunrise have been giving Pauline a platform for four years now and have regularly paid her to be on their show. they're now riding the wave of public sentiment against her and criticising her for airing her views.

absolute worms

Hey Siri, calculate Sebbo's mass.

*overheats*

yep...................................... based

...still calculating...

have a very high opinion of Brazillians

a handsome and intelligent race to be sure

based

Kek

/cric/ is ironically better off without shitposters from Aus and NZ. Ones who can't get around the ISP block deserve to be filtered out. Maybe that's the reason the Indian posters here better than the ones you find on social media, because moot had range banned India.

>indian posters
There’s only one (1) decent Indian poster here

This is the post.

So depressed.

(ask me what's wrong)

>ask me what's wrong

Is it that if your post was 1 later or 2 later you would have got quads?

The Indian posters here are awful though.
Can't imagine what your bad posters are like wew

Too depressed for digits.
Sigh.

Can aussie posters seriously not get around a simple dns block?

Is Aphiwe Dyantyi a good batsman?

pls dont kill urself goosey

maybe 1-2 people post at a time but I'm sure there are at least 10-15 people who frequent /cric/ when India is playing

rude

lmao at the video where white school kids in NZ are doing the haka

It's true though. Just childish Yea Forums-tier "flaming". Genuinely low-quality stuff. See:

you now remember the trip heavy days of 2012 to 2014

Jokes on you, I started lurking in 2014.

all me

youtube.com/watch?v=Nu7bKIJLOQk

Willl /cric/ watch Based Boomer Dhoni lift the IP once again with CSK?

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Imagine doing a heathen Maori war dance to honour dead monotheistic adherents of an abrahamic religion. Seems blasphemous tbeh.

STOP THIS MADMAN

Nope.

Check me out lads, conducting animal sacrifices in remembrance of those killed in chch

Have yet to see a good curry post on cric.

good lad.

stfu hater
why don't come shoot me you racist

Case in point above.

why don't you like brown people?

/cric/ is awfully smoothbrained at present

For me it’s being redbrained. Kiwis and Aussies are whitebrained.

Curries aren't people.

So true.

People who manage their social media are pretty based, they live stream their matches on facebook.

Why would you watch the US pajeets play cricket lol

How would I buy my smokes if Ravi is playing cricket? No thanks

you simply wouldn't

shocked at the level of bigotry itt. i thought /cric/ was a thoughtful and inclusive community.

fuck up faggot

Reminder that all american flags are microsoft call centre pajeets.

I'm a lawyer.

How dare you

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Untrue, some of us work in convenience stoves.

my condolences

at least i have a job.

Ohh NEET pajeet
The finest poo you ever gonna meet

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Puts you above the Aussie posters at least.

just have massive respect and love for all cric posters

I’m NEET and watch romper stomper on loop

l especially admire NZ posters.

NZ will always be our 2nd team.

Why don't you two get a room and fug already?

It’s just two kiwis getting uppity again after the Chch tragedy.

Despise Ausworms too.

you cant contain my love and respect for all cric posters in a room lad

TEST CRICKET
BEST CRICKET

miss that ausworms *squish squish* German lad 2bh

This is the post

Where do you take a girl that doesn't drink, barely eats, isn't into sport, and doesn't like to chill at home?

Hotel room.

"I'm not that kind of girl."
RIP

Coffee shop you sperg

Sounds lame.
Flag it.

same

why would you even bother?

The result of the "barely eats" part has resulted in a body that has stimulated an erection capable of melting steel beams.

sure but the odds are stacked against you. what the fuck are you even going talk about?

to the dump

Oh plenty of stuff. We've gone out a few times before and we click decently.

i'm sure there's a concert you can her to.

>gone out a few times
>we click decently
You're not getting laid.

find some local event on google or facebook or some shit

200 grams of banitsa and a late

Bit late for brekky innit?

and a late what

To the kinoplex

Take her to taco hell and make her watch you consume her body weight in sat fat.

Where is /afl/ lads? where are all the aussie flags?

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grim but funny

HAHAHA
fags.

Honestly that has to be the weirdest part about us. That weight gap. She is so skinny mate. At restaurants she pushes food onto my plate too.

?

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Based luckbeast

Your GFs usually weigh the same as you?

The difference usually isn't this striking. Like when I say skinny, I don't mean "normal weight" or "slim", I mean downright skinny. Not holocaust-tier, but she is definitely underweight.

comedy club
museum
Beach
walk around in downtown city

She American?

Na m8, Chinese. Which, I mean, goes with the territory. She's tall for a Chinese girl though. Like 170-175.

>statpads against weak test teams
>gets lucky runs in IPL

luck is just an extension of skill

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You American or kiwiprox?
So confusing lately,

american lol

>luck is just an extension of skill
Not talking about video games mate

Yikes. Well anyway slobbo me old skip, I love the tall Chinese girls too.

You now remember the ching chong hamnida post

High five 朋友

Can't remember making it but must've been one of mine.

Ah yes.

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Ah yeah haha

We're on bigfooty mate

Right here bro

Bullied into submission by /rug/

got a link to a Yea Forums approved thread? I just see a nest of normies

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how do you define "luck runs"

You don't. It's fucking stupid.

do Indians hate shane watson?

...

Mistimed shots that still fetch runs I reckon

He's not wrong.

There are no games on atm

must be considering many of Watson's mis-timed shots can still go for 6

Indians hate everyone

>Indians hate everyone
Absolute brainlet. They worship cricketing Gods like Maxwell and de Villiers.

love cricket
hate brenton

This is the post.

miss blabla ngl

What happened to him?

High IQ post

don't know, just know that I miss his posts

>that webm
decades later, I'm still fucking laughing.
NZ BTFO.

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hmm lads

It's quite honestly one of the finest things I've ever seen done on a cricket field.

Business idea: Alternative history drama in which Trevor Chappell's underarm delivery was called a no ball, and on the subsequent delivery McKechnie swats it for six.

Still believe that a ramp shot over long off for six will solve cricket tttt

Honestly think letting batsmen hit the ball twice would make the game more interesting.

Teams would simply stop using spin bowlers. Terrible idea.

I just had to do a DNS change because of /pol/

fuck them

Welcome back bro

>bowl a slow delivery
>use the first hit to take the momentum off the ball and elevate it a bit
>thwack the fuck out of it for six on the second hit
Nah

For

>enter thread
>scroll down expecting a post about /pol/ from some subhuman fob from reddit
>I'm right
By golly

qauds confirm

Imagine unironically believing that this practice would not drastically improve cricket.

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You triggered the incels. BASED.

just broke up with the missus, lads

Why lad?

she is relocating to another state for work, and i'm not moving with her.

Sad stuff. How long have you both been together?

three and a half years. i can't move because my career is here. i don't really want her to go, but don't want to hold her back.

Why would she look for a job in a different state in the first place? Three and a half years is a long time.

she's a doctor and she wants to work in a remote area to help those people

>three and a half years
Strange you couldn't talk this out and figure out some sort of compromise

Sounds like a gem of a person. But yeah, I wouldn’t give up living in the city for anything. Did you try and convince her to stay?

*try to convince

i tried at first, but it's clear she really wants to do this. my line of work is such that i can't do it outside of a capital city (or possibly a major regional centre).

it just seemed like the most sensible option was to split up and let her follow her dream. maybe she'll come back. i feel pretty terrible right now.

hopefully this cheers you up even a little bit lad
youtube.com/watch?v=HLrvJngq_xE

I'd be upset too if my gf left me in order to get dicked into the dreamtime on a nightly basis

thanks for this :)

>google stadia

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Very mature of you lad. I hope she comes back. You’ll always have us :)

so true

test match stadia?

Most likely going to fail but I WANT TO BELIEVE

is she asian?

Bit harsh lad. We don’t make fun of our /cric/ boys in sad times.

late night banger lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=Abrn8aVQ76Q

redownloading shogun 2 lads, for me it's the most polished total war

never got into the total war games
feels like a higher iq is needed

total war is babbys first strategy game, the new ones especially have the depth of a mobile game

are the warhammer ones ok?

I personally believe they're incredibly streamlined (or dumbed down rather) for the casual audience who just wants to see magic shit happen. If that interests you then go for it, but if you want a deeper campaign experience I'd go for medieval 2 - probably Australia's best contribution to video games ever.

yeh there hasnt been a good warhammer game in any genre for a long time

for me it's blobbing in EUIII and never trying anything harder

what is blobbing?

feel a bit bloated

>maybe she'll come back.
For sure. She'll ride the cock carousel with a bunch of country boys and when she's done she'll come to you to "settle down"
Who knows, she might even come back pregnant :)

Sure is incel in here.

seething virgin /afl/ is that way

taking a company like Russia and carving a massive empire out of neighbouring states

underrated post

For me its world conquest as a major power in HOI4
I like to keep things simple.

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gang gang gang

which indian premier league team should i bandwagon lads?

>player names and numbers on the back of shirts in test matches

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Love when marketing gets involved

Old Delhi

How’s mum doing lads?

usually reverse cowgirl but occasionally missionary if they're shy.

your mum really is a whore.

Haven't talked to her in 4 days.
Was looking at our old pictures today, strange to think our parents were young and confused like us once as well.

Is eben etzebeth a good batsman?

The /cric/ bros

imagine have a shepajeet for your mum

Ok looks like it's final, aussie did finish his debut innings with 50. He won't be playing again but his knock will never be forgotten.

Anyone who dies within a year and a day of the tragedy, at least at common law, will be part of the total.

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imagine believing you could do that with a yorker bowled at over 90mph. Christ, you're retarded.

How does the ball suddenly lose so much velocity?

Imagine believing you’d even attempt that with a guy who bowls a yorker.

Dear /afl/ lads,

How will our threads thrive like they used to? Now all the casuals have been filtered out of this site but those who have the time/IQ to VPN or use a non shit ISP will be the only ones that can discuss our sport. That may be a good thing but will it be sufficient?

Sincerely, Australian

The animation is a fucking joke. If you were to try to deflect a ball that has even a modest amount of pace in that fashion, and that ball is going to fly a good 10 - 20 feet straight up into the air. The catch would be so easy the wicket keeper could take it with his eyes closed.
I say again, you're a fucking retard. Learn some fucking physics.

Is the Yorker the thinking man’s bowl?

All you've gotta do is hit it before the keeper can take it. Would make the game actually interesting instead of the brainlet block.

Seriously lad, just consider the following.

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>What is obstructing the field?

>what is eliminating that stupid rule to make the game more interesting

The game has been doing fine without keeping you interested amerifat

proxy off lawncaz

hate pajeets

Update on asian gf to user?

does bla-fag have any good (and easy) vegetarian curry recipes?

kys IITfaggot

...

I'm back :) missed youse. can't wait for the pakistan series

BASED

baby steps lad
shall find out Friday if this will work

hello friends

>army jobs targeted ads on social media aimed at 18-24 year olds
So grim.

Soldier F should hang and so should the other 16 soldiers who weren’t even prosecuted.

>tfw too old to do the defence force gap year

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Gonna watch Paddington 2

brehs

Paddington is honestly so based

D:

Lads the Burger King app is ridiculous

For me it’s the HJ app instead.

Ain't me. I have a job.

Also not a caz. Have played rep cricket.

>Also not a caz. Have played rep cricket.

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Bloody hell

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Go to bed fat cunt

Fucking starving mate

>sebbo, who is so obese he gets his clothes prescribed to him by his doctor, is calling me fat

Kek

>the nhs is so corrupt that bongs unironically think clothing could be the subject of a physician’s prescription

*pin drops*
That's how you can tell the entire thread was BTFO'd

Also poo peeland BTFO

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fact hunt

youtube.com/watch?v=TlinocVHpzk
who /ppl/ here bla

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Críquete

youtu.be/I_3Tiwrpl6A

>be on an american website
>speak and write american english
>immerse yourself completely in american culture that you no longer have one of your own, or if you do, stop identifying with it completely
and YET, pretend to be an "outsider" and attack said BASED americans every chance you get

why are antipooodeans so cringe & desperate

this is the post

Paddington 2 is where cinema peaks. It is the most rounded film. It has everything a film needs.

Bevvie in the sun lads.

GOTTEM
he's an embarrassment to the nation.

>write American English
Ahh yes, precisively.

>precisively

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Ah yes for all intensive purposes.

>Ah yes for all intensive purposes

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Asking the Mohammad who makes kebab if he likes the cricket and he said ‘no’

Ah yes, good learnings to be had, irregardless of meaning.

>irregardless of meaning

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t. Surviver ESL kiwi
You’re an Anglo now too m8

Ahh yes, Surviver

>surviver
Just yikes.

just full of hope and optimism for the future lads

it seems my (You) trap was to subtle, I will try harder next time

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Intensive purposes is the easiest way to catch out newfags. Lurk moar you fucking neutron star.

>it was a ruse all along

How has /cri/c been holding up in light of recent events?

just broke up with the boyfriend, ladies

BTFO

WAKE ME UP

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I usually top out at 600kb but I don't have NBN.

Quite disturbed with the lack of cricket. BASED IPL is almost here though.

Hmmmmmmm

I didn't even realise we have an ODI against the pakis tomorrow.

big crash in southwestern lads

motorway is JUSTed

sending positive vibes

North or South direction?

north

r/cricket

Ta.

You're welcome.

Asian gf.

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something seems off about her, i can't quite place it

Pavement

You're probably just a racist.

you may be right, feel a bit ashamed

apoligize for humboldt and apologize for christchurch

She's wearing a corset, you can see the fat pushed under her armpit when she turns to the side.

It's her facial expression

She just looks different to you and that makes you uncomfortable because you're a racist.

I am not a racist. She looks like she was forced to do it.

Forced by who? /pol/?

>Forced by who? /pol/?
She looks uninterested you dumb cunt

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Forced by immigrants perhaps? Jews?
Muslims?

probably because shes been trying to record the perfect shot for an hour

NZC awards tonight 8:30pm lads.

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gonna wear a hijab tomorrow lads?

Always wear my Taqiyah on friday m8

Nope I'm not a woman.

>New Zealand will ban all types of semi-automatic weapons and assault rifles following the Christchurch attacks, Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern has said

Good.

>ban all types of strayans following the Christchurch attacks
would be better in all honesty

>tfw no m1 garand

Need to ban people who wear camo and hunting & fishing jumpers in public as well.

wtf now how are we supposed to protect ourselves from rabbits

>not banning shotguns
Imagine what’ll happen next lads.

BASED

Just realised fatguts never posted his passport because he doesn't have one, and has never left america.

hey /cric/

You're still unemployed, easy.

G'day

Expired and binned it m8. Dual citizenship is the best. I really don’t care to visit anytime soon anyway, too fucking dangerous in New Zearaq.

is canada the best place to live now? now that aus/nz have gone all great firewall of china mode and obviously >europe and >>>america are still europe and america canada seems like the ideal country. maybe anime land but their courts are kind of corrupt

>unemployed
Economy is too good here to be unemployed mate. Too much profit to be made lawyering.

Canada is fucked, especially on the west coast. But you can still buy Russian import guns.

wrong, it's the east coast that's fucked due to an aging labor and young people moving to the cities. west coast is simply more expensive

Fuck up Chang

>only the west coast has chinks

Sad stuff

If you guys wanna mess with /hoc/ bump this thread.

>calling your indians “first nations”

kys bracket faggot

low iq whiteball posting from america and america's hat.

Just raking the leaves into the burn pile lads. Someone’s gotta do it.

>Pulling on the boots and threading up the laces
>Shaving our heads and strapping on the braces
>There you have a skinhead, looking for a fight
>Skinhead, skinhead, running through the night
Reminder that if you haven't watched all 7 episodes of the Bodyline series your not allowed to post in /cric/

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>your

ello lads did we manage to get /pol/ deleted yet?

you missed one

Is the bodyline miniseries on any particular streaming service?

here try this one

*pisses on you*

at the pub lads
still loads of casual racism

fuck i love big tits

Canada is low-INT and whiteballed: the Nation

Based and bodylinepilled

criccy awards on now.

Well cut it out m8

this is the post
this is the poost

And the fattest poster awards goes too.....

Watching a movie, just tell me who wins what please, preferably with screencaps to enhance the experience. Ta

>too

Me lol.

How do I screenshot a tv lad?

oh nononononono

GOTTEM

>Australian posters get culled in numbers
>Cric quality goes to shit

PLEASE COME BACK

You'll have to just use your phone. Thanks again.

If she were to suffocate me with those milkers, i'd die a happy man.

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/cric/ on pooicide watch

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I've had 2 Japanese gfs with big tiddies. Just the absolute best.

Tom Bruce SS player of the year
Frankie McKay WSS player of the year.

I'm watching The Grand Tour at the same time so can't be fucked with screenshots as well. Too much admin.

mate I'm so happy we got blocked, I've been able to actually move on with my life.

I'm shredded as fuck now
Have an Asian tradie gf
Got 800k in the bank
Big six inch dick

Was jk about piccies m8 cheers for the results though

Women's domestic player of the year Natalie Dodd (who looks like she's been on the roids, holy shit death by snu snu)
Men's domestic player of the year Devon Conway

Are there female skinhead lads?
>Fantasizing about getting racially harassed by a blonde supremacist-chan OwO

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well done m8. really impressed.

I would if I was streaming but I'll keep the text updates coming if you want.

what's SS?

yeah do it ta

whats the lore on this webm

>SS

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shut the FUCK up sebbo

Super Smash. This better be lawnjesus and not fatguts I swear to god.

Are they superior to big tiddy goth gf's?

They call me lawnbesity.

Ruth Martin Cup for Batting Excellence - Natalie Dodd - this needed a piccy, she's running a lot of test.

Phyl Blackler Cup for Bowling Excellence - Amelia Kerr.

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>he's on a proxy again
>giving shadow(you)s again
>calling all ameriflags sebbo again
lawncaz on the ropes again

Redpath Cup for batting excellence domestic and international - BANE

6" is big?? wtf I'm six inches too 16 cms I thought I was small???

Can anyone confirm?

Winsor Cup for bowling excellence domestic and international - Lovely Trenty

Never had one of those but I imagine so

NZ Umpire of the Year - Chris Brown

Thought he was a singer

/hoc/ reminder: My peepee bigger than your peepee

This leaf's about to get cyberbullyied

zumbaya cumbi bla
>making a muscular 197(459) in maluku selatan

youtu.be/sKoBpDM9S8c

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>call Brenton a hero and every /cric/ poster goes against you

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holy fuck BANE is an awkward little manlet on stage, he's lucky he's got cricket tttt.

He's on stage with three women and they're all taller than him. He's also getting jaw-mogged by two of them.

Knowing that Kano is an elite cricket nerd and therefore drowning in cricket groupie pussy every night makes me very content.

My dudes... Thoughts on this webm?

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vile

..Based

I have no doubt that he would lick it.

Teri ma chodne wala hu jis din dikh gaya bhen ke lode LARPfag

Has he ever had a WAG? I feel like he's always stag when you see all the couples out and about.

That is fucking disgusting

this orange bitch

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Bata bhosadike kaha rehta hai wahi aa kar thokunga tujhe.

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Mazak nhy bhai, ghar pe asle rakh rhe hyn. Semester na chaalu hota to thok ke property me hi gaadh deta, kam se kam 3 aur laashon ke sath(baaki ka baap jaane)

Tunak tunak tun Tunak tunak tun Tunak tunak tun Tunak tunak tun

Seems to like em thicc

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Wooaa bood bood bood

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....................

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Henry Nicolls and Tom Latham shorter than BANE. Blackcaps confirmed hobbits.

>when he's not shreddin leather, he's shreddin waves

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That's the same girl but fatter isn't it?

You are a tiny people.

Is it? Cuter fatter then.

>tfw you successfully undermine the racial foundations of your nation and take the first steps toward handing it over to the Salafists
What have you done for your country today lads?

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>that cock

Jesus wept Luke Woodcock is getting a player recognition award. REALLY?

Disagree, but it's okay to have different tastes.

>Kane Williamson height 1.73m
>fatguts width 1.73m
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

big fan here tbqh ngl bla
x

Chats getting a lifetime achievement award.

Sorry, Bert Sutcliffe Medal, and with that, a punishing interview from Doully.

Being honest NZ is even more submissive than Canada.

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fucking based.
Do you lads know about this one? getting ktfo?

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Not ktfo, not breathing and resuscitated. Damn

My Canadian ex said she wanted me to do that once during phone sex.

Sophie Devine women's T20 player of the year, earns a punishing doully couch interview for her troubles.

test

नहीं मान रहा भोंसड़ीवाले..
>namefagging ही करनी है तो अपने लिए दूसरा नाम ख़ोज ले?
तब भी नहीं मानता तो और रास्ते भी हैं मेरे पे..।

eagerly awaiting you know whose input in this thread

Munners T20 play of the year. On the couch as well. Smaller shoulders than Sophie.

Looks like Munners is rocking a Hublot, obviously a bit of money in the CPL.

something really homosexual about the body language here

Agar himmat ho to apna pata bata, tere ghar me akar bataunga tera baap kaun hai.
Ye name acha lag gaya to ye hi rakhunga.

>falling for the wristjew

Ross Taylor / Amelia Kerr ODI players of the year.

Not this shit again.

whiskey on the yugioh cards

new

bigger than me lads

and thats a good thing

>with that I'm officially retiring the IITbro name
>Future posts under this name stem from the shit-stained fingers of this racially inferior homo dalit, and are not to be confused as my own Aryan replies
>Of course anyone would be able to tell us apart, as such there was no need for me to explain exactly the fecal nature of the poster's digits
It wasn't really fun while it lasted bros

BANE test player of the year.

Just pick up a trip mate.

Sir Paddles Medal goes to BANE

>the virgin Kane
>the chadd sayers

Cringe.

trying to get a rune crossbow on my ironman but it's just not happening. I'm fucking seething lads. in other news, I'm close to 91 runecrafting on my main

state of you
literally living in the best country in the world and you’re complaining that independent service providers are temporarily banning a site that spawned a mass murderer

don't know what you're talking about sweetie, this is 4channel.

based architect

Joseph Melican is a paedophile.

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