>get blown the fuck out by user in an argument
>stop responding
Get blown the fuck out by user in an argument
Christopher Russell
Benjamin Long
based borat
Hunter Collins
>people start posting opinions I don’t agree with
>leave thread
Logan Anderson
>another user with same flag btfos him
Leo Murphy
That never happened to me
Julian Wilson
>Kazakhstan
I don't need to lose an argument to user, I already lose them to MY WIFE
Cameron Baker
>user makes a valid point that i do not like
>post a brainlet wojaks without rebuttals
Matthew Collins
>post bestiality porn in fast threads
>unplug my router
Caleb Reyes
>get blown the fuck out by user in an argument
is that why you resigned nursultan?
Kayden Morales
>make decent argument
>"y-you're just a flyover incel g-go back to r/eddit"
That's how you know you won the argument
Joseph Diaz
>bumping a dead thread made by me by samefag arguing with myself
Isaiah Edwards
>user BTFO of me with sound reasoning and logic
>only reply to him with "have sex"
Logan Jenkins
ABSOLUTAMENTE BASADO
Christopher Nguyen
the leaf special
Logan Kelly
>mention both Cristiano Ronaldo and Romania in my post
Juan Myers
>get into heated argument with somebody
>prepare long post BTFOing him and everybody who agreed with him
>post
>janny has deleted thread
genuinely frustrating
Jonathan Harris
>team loses a game
>don't go on Yea Forums until they win again
Nathaniel Bailey
>my team loses
>pretend i'm with the other team and join the shitposting
Chase Reyes
>team loses
>immediately come on Yea Forums creating multiple threads calling the league rigged and scripted
Ryder Gutierrez
>user bullies me using superior reasoning skills
>jump onto an obscure proxxy to call him a nonce
>everyone bullies user instead
Jeremiah Hall
>long post
big mistake
William Long
>team wins a big game
>falseflag as rival supporter being assblasted over them
Adam Howard
>be virgin
>call someone else a virgin
Aiden Wright
>see porn thread
>dont delete it until someone posts sauce
Jeremiah Lee
idktf
Logan Miller
>>we win
>shitpost furiously
>>we lose
>get extremely butthurt in /spee/
Nicholas Wilson
Hawt
James Morgan
>user replies with a long post
>reply "tl;dr lol faggot"
Michael Clark
>user says "dont @me"
>@ him
Jeremiah Morgan
>rival teams wins
>falseflag and copypaste comments off their team's reddit to make them look bad
Leo Lee
>user refutes my baseless generalization
>reply with S E E T H I N G
Samuel Sanchez
That has to be happening all the time
Parker Reyes
>conversation in thread goes personal and becomes about feels
>write long greentext about my feels
>post it
>nobody posts in that thread again
I should probably just kill myself.
Samuel Powell
i feel you
Cameron King
>make a post
>switch to 4G and immediately reply to myself
>turn my VPN on and reply to myself again
>watch the (You)s snowball
Julian Baker
>phoneposting
Leo Martinez
>not him but
>actually am him
Jacob Gutierrez
Nonce
Jackson James
>clash with another user
>write a detailed post justifying my views
>realise there's no point
>delete it before posting and leave the thread
wasted several hours of my life this way tbqh
Landon Butler
Based
Adrian Walker
>see anons circle jerking about old sports trivia from a time long before i was born
>quickly search some basic facts on google and wiki
>join the conversation and laugh at zoomers
Anthony Mitchell
redpilled
Ayden Thompson
>argue with some fuckhead that has no idea what he's talking about.
>it was me all along but I forgot.
Juan Reed
>Hey Janny, if I was gonna rustle your jimmies, I'd tell you to go eat your hotpockets.
>Now this nigger, this nigger was great. They, they used to call him Little Janny Hotpockets. I swear to God! Now he'd make your board look like fuckin' Reddit, excuse my language. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.
>>No more racism, Pepe.
>What?
>>I said no more racism. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been banned for a long time; they didn't go to 8ch and tell you. 4Channel.org is a safe-for-work site and you can't say offensive things here anymore.
>Relax, will ya? You flipped right out, what's gotten into you? I'm rustlin' your jimmies a little bit, that's all. I'm only shitpostin'.
>>Sometimes you don't sound like you're just shitposting, you know? There's a lotta lurkers around...
>Janny, I'm only shitposting. This is a quality thread and I just hopped IPs, and I haven't posted in a long time, and I'm rustling your jimmies, and right away you're getting fuckin' triggered. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
>>I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.
>Okay, salud.
>...Now go home and eat your fucking hotpockets
Lucas Lewis
>8ch
I miss that place.
Robert Reyes
>honk
>honk again
Dominic Martin
>shitpost like crazy
>reset router and report all my own shitposts
>janny has to clean them all up for free
Blake Sanchez
BASED
Alexander Mitchell
>”Not that user but..”
>I am that user
Caleb Perry
Michael Richardson
CAM ON NIGEL
GIVE US A FACKIN SAUCE
Ian Hill
RARE
Gabriel Jones
that is a still from a rippingtons video
I recognise it because i listen to tourist in paradise every day
Charles Johnson
Reported.
Connor Sullivan
yes
Anthony Mitchell
>make a shitpost with some effort
>nobody replies
>samefag it with a couple replies of based and redpilled
Josiah Phillips
>team I dislike loses
>shitpost until the early hours
>team loses
>avoid Yea Forums for a few days
Xavier Sanders
based and redpilled
Ayden Bell
based and redpilled
Daniel Jackson
>Talk shit to an user
>Feel bad about it later
Isaiah Thompson
based
AND redpilled
Landon Gomez
>shitpost in liverpool match threads whilst they're drawing or losing
>leave thread as soon as they go ahead
>return to thread if they slip the lead
Matthew Reyes
>false flag as leftypol
>divert entire thread into partisan bickering
Jaxon Nguyen
>pretend to have insiders knowledge about a topic I know nothing about
>everyone in thread believes me
>they repeat my lies irl
Luke Cook
>post half time slag
>anons ask for source
>dont post source
Levi Gutierrez
Fuck you
Zachary Hall
Absolute villain
Chase King
>still not him
Chase Reed
why? what does that do?
Bentley Harris
>get blown the fuck out by user in an argument
>keep replying with the same retarded shit until user stops replying to me or thread 404s
>mfw I win the argument
Joshua Brooks
>post Yea Forums memes on Yea Forums
>post Yea Forums memes on Yea Forums
Oliver Thompson
>purposely browsing the bottom of the catalog on various boards just to bump pg. 10 threads
Ethan Sanders
You are a good person, pierre
Jack Rogers
BASED
Joseph Watson
iktfb
James Gray
> Use a VPN to start a thread, then samefag for 3 hours talking to yourself with different flags
Jaxon Lewis
>go to the sport section of a burmese internet bamboo basket wickering image sharing forum
>have zero intention of discussing sports
Jordan Cruz
this comprises 20% of all Yea Forums/4channel posts
Charles Gomez
BASED&REDPILLED
Nicholas Foster
>someone on Yea Forums calls me a newfag
>mfw I have been on 4channel since day 1
feels bad man
Benjamin Flores
>see a post I don't like
>reply to him with an amerishart proxy acting as if I agree, but write a weak and easily refutable position that derives from his, in order to make the position of said user seem bad and questionable
>reply to both and BTFO the user on the basis that his reasoning leads to weak take such as the one i wrote with my proxy
Connor Ortiz
>see argument going on in thread
>enter the argument posing as one of the anons and say something wrong to make them look stupid
Noah Campbell
>pretends to be a footfag
>pretends to be a brap fetishist
>pretends to be into traps
Blake Sanchez
>see american post
>I don't read it
Nathaniel Edwards
ah so the zoomer have sex dab meme poster is an american. All makes sense now. Such a burger, you can't even come up with a decent meme. Even sneedposters are better than you.
Daniel Collins
>post lel every single day
>make up lore about it
>it gets more replies than most other threads
Andrew Garcia
have sex
Jason Gomez
>other user absolutely DESTROYS me with FACTS and LOGIC
>greentext a word in his argument and post constanza.jpg
>leave thread
Ayden Jenkins
>pretends
Ryder Myers
have sex
Kayden Torres
>see long, serious heartfelt post with user bearing his soul
>reply with 'lol gay'
Alexander James
get laid
Kevin Long
seek pussy
Lincoln Perry
>team I support but no one else cares about wins
>post thread pretending to be incredibly flustered opposition fan to get attention for my team
Matthew Sullivan
fornicate
Juan Turner
copulate
Lucas Watson
Lurk moar newfag.
Don't read this.
lol gay
Jackson Diaz
get some cut up
Jose Hernandez
Find vagine
Brandon Nguyen
locate cunt
John King
procreate
Thomas Powell
acquire pusy
Charles Phillips
>user makes a long deatailed post stronagly stating and opinion i agree with
>shitpost expressing the opposite opinion just to make him seeth
Christopher Parker
It died for me once hot wheels left. James Watkins is a faggot
Noah Turner
Agreed. Thought I think what signalled the true death of 8ch was when 8/sp/ stopped stealing GETs and then just outright left. I knew then that it would never be the same and, true enough, it eventually got so bad I came back to this damn place.
James Rodriguez
How are these dab gifs made
Blake Powell
>consistently post reddit screencaps to acquire (You)s
>it works like a charm everytime
Parker Jenkins
DAMAGED
Nathaniel Fisher
LMAO underrated
Mason Martinez
>be pats fan
>trigger everyone one /nfl/ by just existing
Isaiah Foster
>make shit post
>everyone calls me retarded
>accuse them all of samefagging
Lucas Barnes
>post a funny comment
>get anxious nobody will respond so I start trolling myself with sarcastic replies hoping for a whiteknight to step in
Jason Jones
>a fucking leaf
>posting a funny comment
never happened
Samuel Hughes
you should try having sex, lad
Jayden Ortiz
>Get BTFO in an argument
>point out that they made a grammatical error
James Allen
>Team loses
>Pretend I never supported them in the first place
Isaiah Cook
saving this one to my american banter folder
Jayden Hughes
>enter good comedy meme thread with 150 replies
>try to post something funny
>get no (You)s
>thread 404s 5 minutes later
Justin Nguyen
>when the mere mention of your team derails every thread
It’s a good feel
Aiden Hall
>England loses
>Pretend to be from Scotland
Gabriel Jackson
>extremely overrated post gets tons of replies
>give another (You)
Carter Fisher
>pretend to be a CHIcano
>get (You)s
Owen Rodriguez
MY WIFE
Ryan Kelly
This
Henry Hughes
heh
Christopher Bailey
WHY would ANYONE purposefully LIE on the INTERNET
Lincoln Cox
>make retarded thread
>get destroyed by other anons
>reply to each and every one with a word like "SEETHING"
>replies bashing me keep piling on
>still reply to everyone telling them that they only know how to post memes and never any argument. meanwhile i present no arguments of my own
>im dying inside but still maintain my composure and seem unfazed by getting ripped on
>reply to my thread again and again for hours until everyone gets tired and leaves. if necessary i just make more threads
>always have the last word until thread reaches page 10
>I won the argument but still feel like shit
>go to sleep with tears in my eyes
>wake up
>feel a lot better
>start again
I call it the new zealand/albania endless circle
Ethan Anderson
Based
Leo Perry
engage coitus
Angel Scott
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Turk from /hoc/ threads
Jace Young
Based and Redpilled
Christopher Sanchez
I don't know which is the worse insult. Saying that I'm a turk or insinuating that I post on generals. Either way, fuck you.
Thomas Watson
>be jannie
>delete funposting threads
John Rivera
>get into an argument with user
>user proceeds to utterly BTFO me
>start getting visibly disgruntled in real life, start losing concentration and making mistakes in my posts
>embarrassment and mistakes start becoming too much
>close Yea Forums in a huff, decide to clear my mind
>try to watch porn, can't get an erection from still seething over getting BTFO Yea Forums
>watch my team play
>can't get into the game, too busy thinking of how I could've BTFO the user who embarrassed me
>team loses
>get extremely drunk to try and forget the day
>go to sleep and wake up at 4 am
>come on Yea Forums and start being hateful to random anons until I feel bettet
Luis Evans
I know the feel of being hungover/still drunk and post disgustingly mean things until I feel better.
Isaac Richardson
>see an user make an absolutely terrible post
>reply "based"
Kayden Wilson
>faggots post greentext more than two lines long
Nathaniel Jenkins
based
Daniel Howard
whether ironic or not this made me kek
Gabriel Thomas
>come to sports board
>post anime girls
Ryder Hall
also
>agree with opinion
reply with based
>disagree with opinion
reply with cringe
I'm not even sure if I'm doing it ironically anymore
Jeremiah Lewis
>See something I like
>Pretend I hate it
Hudson Flores
based
Andrew Morris
based but absolutely bluepilled
Henry Bell
Based. I do this too
Anthony Howard
m8 m8
Aaron Jackson
>someone makes a thread about a team I don't like
>go in there and call everyone redditors
Jeremiah Brown
very good
Henry Allen
>ignore posts I don't agree with
>compliment posts I do agree with
Daniel Jackson
based devil
Lucas Sullivan
cringe
Blake Reyes
>see sports thread
>ignore
>see frog thread
>put huge effort into multiple posts
Juan Williams
>Losing argument
>Respond by asking a completely nonsensical question to completely derail the discussion
>if i get called out on it, close tab
Brandon Evans
>someone makes a thread about a team I don't like
>go in there and talk about Trump and call everyone /pol/
Anthony Thompson
>post long paragraph about guardiola's tactics, klopp's faults in setting up his starting 11, messi's movement on the pitch, or similar
>no replies
>post no-effort shitpost bashing on somebody
>3-5 yous on average
This place is garbage.
Jordan Smith
>make post
>detect typo just when it is about to submit
>cancel
>correct typo
>post again
>"you have to wait X seconds"
Easton Brown
Welcome to Yea Forums!
Kayden Perez
The bradysknee way of derailing nfl threads. Bonus points for throwing around buzzwords like "flyovers" "hicks" "altright"
Caleb Price
kek
Robert Nelson
This is the way to do it