get the ball

> get the ball
>rest of team forms a tortoise shell around the player in possession
>all walk into opponent's net

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Why are you here, you should be managing top teams

alternatively, to avoid offside rulings.

>player in possession keeps ball between knees and hobbles forward.
>rest of team is more compact around him

Damn this is a great idea
The other team would be confused as fuck and it would work for sure

holy shit man how did no one thought about it before

youre a fucking genius OP, dont wait around and go make yourself millions pitching this idea to kloppo

>hire a Chinese acrobat
>one player holds the acrobat above him in a hand stand position
>the acrobat being help up in the air does keepy uppies whilst travelling to avoid obstruction

it's against the rules to keep the ball between your legs

Good plan

>player puts ball under his shirt
>"oh my god I'm pregnant I'm pregnant"
>team mates act like they rush him to the nearest hospital
>walk the ball straight into the opponent's goal instead

>>team mates actually do rush him to the nearest hospital
>everyone leaves the stadium
>another player dribbles from the hospital to the goal well after hours and while his m8 is apparently in labour

Is this allowed?

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>get some African player to cut his Afro into a cup shape
>keeper places the ball into his hair-cup
>player walks into the opposing goal

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>dig tunnels under the pitch with trapdoors hidden under the turf (best done at home games)
>blast air through tunnels to blow the ball towards the opposition goal
>when you get possession just kick it through a trapdoor
>ball fires out of a hole face opposition goal

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what the...

opposition put a fat guy in front of the hole now what haha

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>opposition literally parks 11 players on the goal line

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that would be a moving screen or other offensive foul

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this explains Higuain's transfer fees