> get the ball
>rest of team forms a tortoise shell around the player in possession
>all walk into opponent's net
get the ball
Why are you here, you should be managing top teams
alternatively, to avoid offside rulings.
>player in possession keeps ball between knees and hobbles forward.
>rest of team is more compact around him
Damn this is a great idea
The other team would be confused as fuck and it would work for sure
holy shit man how did no one thought about it before
youre a fucking genius OP, dont wait around and go make yourself millions pitching this idea to kloppo
>hire a Chinese acrobat
>one player holds the acrobat above him in a hand stand position
>the acrobat being help up in the air does keepy uppies whilst travelling to avoid obstruction
it's against the rules to keep the ball between your legs
Good plan
>player puts ball under his shirt
>"oh my god I'm pregnant I'm pregnant"
>team mates act like they rush him to the nearest hospital
>walk the ball straight into the opponent's goal instead
>>team mates actually do rush him to the nearest hospital
>everyone leaves the stadium
>another player dribbles from the hospital to the goal well after hours and while his m8 is apparently in labour
Is this allowed?
>get some African player to cut his Afro into a cup shape
>keeper places the ball into his hair-cup
>player walks into the opposing goal
>dig tunnels under the pitch with trapdoors hidden under the turf (best done at home games)
>blast air through tunnels to blow the ball towards the opposition goal
>when you get possession just kick it through a trapdoor
>ball fires out of a hole face opposition goal
what the...
opposition put a fat guy in front of the hole now what haha
>opposition literally parks 11 players on the goal line
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that would be a moving screen or other offensive foul
this explains Higuain's transfer fees